Beating World Records in Minecraft

[@stefan6347]

"Bring on the steroids!" Is a quote I would've never thought would come out of Mumbo's mouth

[@mdmahbubmorshed9829]

I just want to say hi So hi

[@jayseunglee1707]

Ye! We all thought Mumbo was a very nice person and he's just cheating like hell lol!

[@SuperDD101]

I didn't need them I broke a world record finding gold the fastest on my channel.

[@fuschkoppderechte1817]

I got one world record to i can sleep for 20 hours

[@fuschkoppderechte1817]

Are twenty hours a world record

[@G.willow.Gardiner07]

Mumbo: *tries to beat the long jump world record* Also Mumbo: *flies away*

[@dommonek]

Lel

[@jamzanijantan1271]

Gliding is gliding Jumping is jumping Mumbo how you call gliding jumping?!?!

[@pawnshifter6435]

@@jamzanijantan1271 Jglide

[@homosexualgayming9706]

@@pawnshifter6435 Glumping

[@randomsomewhat-kinda-quasi1065]

Alternative; me during any tests that i have cheats for

[@zizo5349]

interviewer: How did you manage to break 4 world records in less than 15 minutes? Mumbo Jumbo: *The secret ingredient is crime.*

[@givemethatbean9684]

- PtriXo - I don't know which one is the more curse comment

[@zizo5349]

@@inactive6200 ?

[@kevinchen5167]

@@josephbennett82 Thats great man, but what does it have to do with anything?

[@NuclearRaven13]

@@kevinchen5167 he broke the record for compensating the most.

[@theadventuresofmurray5136]

No it’s not crime, it steroids

[@nebula_the_starfish]

Imagine throwing something a full 23.1 meters and the next contestant walks up and just assembles some massive structure with moving parts and wires and weird slimy stuff and annihilates your record and the judges are like "cool"

[@evihippogrief772]

Yeah, in real life you would think it would stick to the slimes

[@gabrielbarros493]

@@evihippogrief772 In real life you would think "what the f*ck is that green thing?"

[@evihippogrief772]

@@gabrielbarros493 Also that.

[@saitama9994]

Its really quite simple

[@eliza1498]

training your whole life to break a world record only to be thwarted by some mustachioed lunatic who starts constructing a towering glass spire covered in slime and Mystery Powder in plain sight of the contestants, the judges, and god himself

[@loganeliason9666]

Steve can hold entire mountains in his back pocket but still can’t break any of these records without use of illegal substances

[@fgvcosmic6752]

Ever seen a weightlifter sprint? Steve is a pro weightlifter

[@m3rl1n97]

@Stop hating Aurescent gamez_ and become a fan! no

[@박학규-p8z]

@Stop hating Aurescent gamez_ and become a fan! no

[@Houtblokje]

@Stop hating Aurescent gamez_ and become a fan! we all know that aurescent gamez_ is your alt account, so disappear and go actually EARN your subs

[@Raf06.]

Steve can throw a heavy trident over a mountain, but cant throw a stone more than 5 blocks

[@gamemode_cat6606]

"Sir, this is the olympics. Please hand over the blue pitchfork, steroids, and shiny pearls. Also, what the hell is that on your back, you're not a bird, this isn't marti gras."

[@botmobile1350]

😂

[@sebastianjost]

Great comment! You made me laugh :)

[@PixelTK]

"and take your red powder with you"

[@redemerald7698]

🤣

[@stanletters]

Mardi* Gras has nothing to do with birds

[@aspenthewolf23]

Alternative Title: Mumbo spends the entire episode justifying his clear and blatant cheating

[@usedis5996]

lol true

[@alba4387]

my guy literally using pistons

[@dolly1338]

Lol

[@danqxc2592]

scp sl is betterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@animationboy1565]

H

[@atrashlemon7735]

“I really hoped to do this without the use of illegal substances” -mumbo 2020 “Now that we know usain bolt use illegal substances to beat the world record” -also mumbo 2020

[@lunna-moon]

I want tell you something, and that was mumbo couldnt even beat the world record with illegal substance because 72 minutes in real life is 1 minutes in minecraft

[@nyandoesthings]

@@lunna-moon this is true but imagine how zooming you would be if they adjusted the player speed for that, lmao.

[@BorchikYes]

Bring on the steroids! Bring on all the steroids! -Mumbo

[@lottib463]

"Bring on the steroids! Bring on all the steroids"

[@doctorxawesomestop-motion1234]

Technically, you were shot putting a cubic meter of stone, which is pretty impressive no matter how you spin it

[@thegamingsenator9401]

Doctor X Awesome Stop-Motion I hadn’t thought of that

[@libbyg7046]

Lol I love this comment

[@hugh4245]

Yeah I thought of that too That is a whole tonne

[@unknowncaller2597]

Woah

[@Phoenix2.5D]

You can do it with a solid block of gold too it’s crazy

[@joeyhicks1670]

Imagine some guy is about to do a long-jump but he starts accidentally flying away

[@cosmo1248]

I did a full-on evil cackle when I read this, thank you for making me laugh for the first time in days

[@multiplebread90]

He might be disqualified

[@army6669990101]

"well thats embarrassing. You guys shouldnt have seen that" - The guy that holds all the long jump world records. probably

[@isoettes]

Donald Trump "/gamemode survival". Also Donald Trump "/win election".

[@arthurhearns1832]

Ha ha in de chat

[@kiancroxall2099]

Mumbo: *shoots himself into the air with a “javelin” and throws another one when he’s really high up in the air* Also Mumbo: “is that cheating? I don’t know if it’s cheating. I think it might be cheating”

[@mastere6115]

Tbh....if u think about it,that reptile is essentialy minecrafts version of running momentum, so if it was thrown before the line.....technically..... It's legal

[@sebastianjost]

@@mastere6115 He must land before the line too. So it's probably possible to use this technique, it's quite hard to pull off

[@bigsmartfish]

As someone who likes javelin, I feel it is my job to point out that you can't step over the line, so wait until it rains, then riptide back behind the line for the record.

[@willchadburn7664]

lol he cheated ( cause illegal steroids isn’t )

[@TraverseIce]

tbh if mumbo had just launched himself straight up in the air with the riptide (maybe a block backwards), he would've been high enough to throw it the required distance. This comment section is getting too geeky lol

[@bigsmartfish]

@@TraverseIce yeah that is true, just go up, throw it, then fall back, as long as you don't touch the ground after the line. and yeah, we are definitely too geeky and over-analysing this lol.

[@liamengram6326]

As someone who likes honesty, I feel it is my job to point out that a good chunk of Olympians are on PEDs. Hell, most countries that don't do extensive olympic trials to select athletes literally have protocols for when their athletes should start cycling off of each compound so they can get the most training benefit while still testing negative. And it isn't just weightlifters. Not all steroids are for strength or size. Many increase muscle endurance and decrease recovery time. But just as a famous example of how prevalent it is, it was either the 1992 or 1996 where a weightlifter who finished 9th ended up being awarded gold years later because all 8 of the people who placed ahead of him ended up having their samples test positive for "frankenstein cycles" that couldn't be tested for until the methods improved. Frankenstein cycles were basically where athletes loaded up with a ton of complimentary compounds like anavar, clenbutetol, dianabol, winstrol, etc... in lower doses to where they couldn't be detected individually, and there were no available biomarkers (at the time) indicating use - but they still got one hell of a benefit.

[@pilotbug6100]

I like the ship yes there was one in history named Javelin a British J class Destroyer

[@izackwilliams2659]

Mumbo a few weeks ago: 'I have never been in a gym' Mumbo now: 'So I was in the gym today thinking about working out but then playing sports in Minecraft instead

[@andrew_loomis]

no he said he's never been in a sauna

[@manilovetherogue]

Well of course hes now in a gym since he has built one

[@derrickstorm6976]

I think he meant he was in a gym in Minecraft

[@iykigugu6798]

@@derrickstorm6976 kzbin.info/www/bejne/aaW6e4ysd5WhiK8

[@AndresFlores-xp4so]

His gym is the library The big brain gym

[@oscarrenaupallares330]

So for the WR you need: -Steroids -flying capes -More steroids -Magical Items -Cheating, a lot of cheating

[@animationboy1565]

Nice

[@shaheenatariqtariq2774]

You forgot the whole machine

[@shaheenatariqtariq2774]

Mumbo in Olympics building whole machine "Is it cheating"

[@tomatopotato1136]

And even more steroids

[@willemdevries5378]

Seems reasonable

[@growflow4665]

Mumbo: *uses tons of steroids to beat all the challenges* Everyone: *Enderpearl*

[@SpawnG2G]

@@hanna_commits_tax_evasion JUST teleportation, perfomace enhancing substances and machinery are cool :P

[@spence-taku6063]

Let's be honest mumbo would do that

[@zeceprincess8210]

@@spence-taku6063 kzbin.info/www/bejne/aaW6e4ysd5WhiK8

[@SCP--pr1yd]

“It’s still in keeping with regulations” Me: you just took multiple steroids, have a big magic fork, a pair of wings from space, and multiple black pearls that give you the power of teleportation

[@themagicalonionfairy7455]

by official olympics rules only one of those things is actually cheating

[@kh6853]

Space wings and magic forks aren't cheating?

[@LucasAstoriaMusic]

Not officially

[@legendofFranktheTank]

Also the trident should clearly have counted as javalin

[@introvert9431]

and a moustache

[@eeeeeeeeeeeee9651]

Ok but it's seriously so adorable how serious he actually gets about these the further into these he goes

[@Mike-rz8qb]

heckingsnek *Hecc* whats up?

[@ddeokjinnie818]

Snek

[@ikeilledaguy4349]

Snek is best pet

[@Flash4ML]

He’s not your Minecraft boyfriend

[@eeeeeeeeeeeee9651]

@@Mike-rz8qb the sky jk

[@Skydk.]

Mumbo: Bring on the steroids KZbin: DEMONETIZED

[@PompomYourkey]

how is that getting demonized?

[@poseidon8802]

@@PompomYourkey dude... It was a joke. Steroids gets you disqualified and demonetisation is the equivalent of that

[@hubbochan3555]

Yeah stop piggybacking of a successful youtuber

[@klaasmuller9663]

Oof

[@themanoftheexistent379]

But COPPA...

[@p1geonn]

I love how when he embarrassed himself and instead of editing it out he just keeps it in and said it was embarrassing

[@lucfredrickson356]

7:36

[@alexrobson7010]

Yes

[@nightmar3941]

@That guy its for entertainment

[@Thegaming_chef]

true

[@eternxlhaaris5811]

That is part of what makes him entertaining

[@vooshnogin]

Nobody: Mumbo: Shows up with 2 javelins to the javelin throw

[@saltybonsai8369]

One javelin is glowing*

[@_dude208]

And He Just YEETED himself with a javelin

[@rulinggemini1330]

Swimming record: Exists. Mumbo: *GET THE STEROIDS READY*

[@sethv5273]

Also mumbo: someone get me some dolphins to hold captive

[@jasondeng7677]

pet dolphins

[@gravity_cow]

Mumbo: soul speed on soul soil underwater

[@nacl4988]

Get the dolphin and boots

[@tylerrivas8542]

"I really hoped to do this without the use of illegal substances, but occasionally they are necessary."

[@thebluebuilder]

Well yes , They are really necesssary. How else are you going to *beathe* without them.

[@18t32]

@@thebluebuilder what?

[@joshcarter2310]

Oxygen nitrogen and carbon dioxide aren't illegal substances

[@toebrother]

@@joshcarter2310 Carbon dioxide is poisonous, though.

[@urinesoakedtroglodyte5764]

Toe Bro not illegal tho

[@1invisible1lol1]

"Forty degrees seems way too vertical." Except for maximum distance with minimal drop off you should always launch ballistics at a 45° angle.

[@noe9250]

1invisible1lol1 ach, kinda, depending how you model it and what you’re launching

[@Natertot.]

If it was an ideal machine with no weight and no air resistance 45° would be best but we don't live in a perfect world now do we but who knows 45° might still be best in mc

[@imdaworst1559]

Odd Thomas imagine how big brain the developers of Mojang have to be to add air resistance and weight resistance on all the items in mc

[@theomegatango]

Only in the void

[@Gouzation]

Like if nerd

[@3dollarsperfrown]

Finally putting my math classes to use : im pretty sure 45° would beat the javelin record

[@Nyerguds]

Yea, 45 degrees will always get you the farthest.

[@fred-ss4ym]

45° is best if thrown from the floor, it was calculated that in Minecraft it is best to throw at about 41.5° as the projectile is not launched from the ground. Proof: kzbin.info/www/bejne/b4esgqyDjK2Glc0

[@SkyHacker9]

i learned the 45° thing from gym class for ball throwing

[@Tushii]

That's what I was thinking haha

[@dragilionmt6445]

I'm confused

[@camerongray7767]

Nobody: Mumbo: Literally places a half meter tall block In front of high jump and walks across bar while on steroids. “Yeah that’s not cheating”

[@asmarunnessa1235]

You get a subscriber . Thanks for making me laugh

[@aroach4689]

The accidental flying sent me and now I'm crying of laughter imagining somebody at the olympics accidentally floating away at the long jump

[@shradgamer8116]

Haha you got me

[@ytuser4562]

Now you’re not the only one!!

[@ytuser4562]

Lol! *insert asdf movie clip of guy floating away from a cliff*

[@blcksvvan]

I imagined a god who wants to live amongst the humans and he forgets that he's not allowed to fy

[@gabrielramos3201]

Remembers me that episode of the Simpsons when Homer jump off a cliff with a skateboard and failed miserably 😂

[@wonk123]

“Beating world records in minecraft” if you weren’t crazy enough Mumbo

[@TheUnderscore_]

Sadly, this is true.

[@DerpyDarky]

Wonk Screws Up on the Internet wobba wobba

[@Uhbaddydom]

I was 420 like 😀

[@monochromeart7311]

Hai, Kazuma Desu! It's not like Mumbo is a Crazy Diamond.... Btw, where did you get that picture from?

[@kingniggaz7760]

@@monochromeart7311 kzbin.info/www/bejne/aaW6e4ysd5WhiK8

[@YouKnowWhosBack]

Mumbo: *S P E E D* 1.16 Soul Speed enchantment: Hol' my beer.

[@ruchakulkarni1576]

Nanananana. Hol my netherite boots with soul speed

[@KingRabbitDev]

I never thought that I would hear the words “Bring on the steroids” in a Minecraft video

[@purple8990]

@Stop hating Aurescent gamez_ and become a fan! no

[@obgaming109]

Just waiting for some remix...

[@aendra6495]

@Stop hating Aurescent gamez_ and become a fan! Mate, putting spam in random places in comment sections to beg for subs is not the way to build an audience. Most people who see it will be annoyed and people who do take pity and subscribe will most likely not watch any videos. It's annoying and ineffective.

[@rudytheduck4776]

small pp

[@casinokay]

LMAAOO

[@schwa7728]

There's one world record Mumbo will permanently have: Biggest Spoon

[@c_watson5831]

🖕

[@TheNamesFathom]

Make this the top comment.

[@_xwhitec4961]

@@c_watson5831 What is wrong with you bro

[@c_watson5831]

_xwhitec the fact that your replying to me “bro”

[@c_watson5831]

Marios Bairaktarhs and me going 🖕is a joke

[@samir7508]

"So now that we've confirmed that Usian Bolt did in fact take tonnes of illegal substances to achieve his world record, its time to move on" - Mumbo 2020 I'm sorry but that was priceless 😂

[@itsmarki8068]

I believe its spelt R U Sane Mumbo? Like seriously people...

[@rainespiano]

Its Marki pffff-

[@VeilOfTime]

Not only that, I was laughing the hole video. It just made my day.

[@kingniggaz7760]

@@VeilOfTime kzbin.info/www/bejne/aaW6e4ysd5WhiK8

[@nick5075]

*let's move on to the next one

[@TraverseIce]

For the javelin, the results were: 30 degrees: ~84 blocks 25 degrees: ~77 blocks 40 degrees: ~87 blocks

[@samgoesbam1108]

Mumbo: Takes out calculator in class to do the test really easy “Is that cheating? I don’t know if that’s cheating”

[@lucaschan7491]

In HK calculators are allowed

[@Eric_The_Cleric]

Plot twist: it's a history exam.

[@manan-543]

Depends on where you live.

[@kennkei1397]

Also grades

[@youriefavre9003]

In Switzerland we are allowed to use them

[@botmobile1350]

Nobody: Mumbo: bring on the steroids. Bring on all the steroids

[@jake4243]

Botmobile leave it to Wifies to make that

[@conscious5122]

Beat me to it

[@WaxerYT]

Imagine just being at the Olympics and seeing some dude doing shotput with some redstone

[@d3zz_439]

Imagine there being olympics rn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Oscar-vs5yw]

Imagine there's redstone in real life

[@barriosheine]

so he didint do the rocord, the permanet record should be Farthest Shotput: Redstone Dust ovw (overworld)

[@_dude208]

He just has a cannon

[@wickedwong4057]

And with a three piece suit too!

[@thomasagostoni3428]

mumbo: bring the steroids! me: here are the strongest steroids i found, sir: speed 255, leaping 255, riptide 37265

[@mkDaniel]

Leaping 255 glues you to the floor. It breaks at 128 if they did not fix it.

[@rewindproductions7261]

"Lets have at it!" *jumps half way* "Oh" .... .... .... "Bring on the illegal substances!"

[@doomsdaymuffin]

Minecraft in real life: there’s a race and one guy cheats by using a potion of speed

[@gagne6928]

Aka cocaine

[@kristalic]

that's called performance enhancing drugs, kids!

[@ddeokjinnie818]

Uno Reverse Card

[@manan-543]

Gotta take those drugs. Those PEDs.

[@tungstenelephant9849]

Just take out the "a potion of" part

[@floome]

Mumbo: *uses machines and steroids to beat records* “They must have done this too”

[@4thalt]

"Do they have helium shorts?" - Mumbo Jumbo, 2020

[@oldfrostikle]

I was searching for this comment xD

[@speci4lforce]

“The record has been broken, I repeat, the guy has flown away”

[@astrolypse]

mumbo: "you can just go bonk" Also mumbo: *smacks his head on the bar* *that's what i call a bonk xD*

[@willemdevries5378]

Thank you for making me laugh

[@R_-qs4fo]

this should legit get more likes

[@runedrongesen2028]

Just to clear up, the record in Javelin once was over 100 meters, but they changed the weight distribution of the javelin because they thought it was too dangerous

[@bello5733]

"I was on the gym today thinking about Usain Bolt... As you do" Best quote of the vid and its within the first seven seconds

[@Greenpixel16]

"sir, we don't use interdimensional spheres or blue pitchforks for this sport..."

[@yellowmelodiess]

woooow...

[@parkchimmy8723]

Or blocks of stone

[@nex24_]

"Oh, my bad."

[@charliehe472]

@@parkchimmy8723 Yeah, 1 cubic meter blocks, too.

[@chocoshroom2926]

Mumbo: wutdoyamean?

[@nice3294]

Steve: *Yeets 1600 kilograms of stone a whopping two meters* Mumbo: 4:57

[@zoot_the_axolotl8095]

Steve is a god With gold blocks in shulkers, he can possibly lift the weight of earth itself

[@ryanxin1848]

Kurt Durham probably sets of parallel universes within parallel universes within...

[@superewok063]

8:45 wut

[@MikoTheGamer]

@@zoot_the_axolotl8095 Game Theory has actually calculated how much steve could lift

[@TankleKlaus]

@@MikoTheGamer That was before Shulkerboxes tho

[@ivo2781]

Poor mumbo, missed that one physics class and now doesn't know that the optimal angle when throwing your trident is 45º

[@Green_Eclipse]

Poor Ivo, missed that one physics class and now doesn't know that the initial height matters and the optimal angle is not always 45°.

[@iykigugu6798]

@@Green_Eclipse kzbin.info/www/bejne/aaW6e4ysd5WhiK8

[@nihitkhunteta6137]

@@Green_Eclipse if we remove any air resistance which doesn't exist in Minecraft, optimal angle is 45°. But due to some distance between hand and head, the angle is slightly lesser than 45° in the game since the angle is calculated from eye level instead of hand level

[@potatoyt1406]

@@Green_Eclipse yeah, it's probably about 40-35, by throwing it at 45 you would be using some of your strength to make it go up instead of forward. Picture a ball going up at 45° and then falling down, tracing a line behind it, now imagine another one being thrown at 40° with the same strength, it will go slightly further, trust me, I'm an athlete.

[@RiseInAfterlife]

@Owen Luts Scicraft looking up from their Rng-Manipulating Circuit, shaking their head in utter disdain for casuals.

[@rafazrahman9707]

Imagine your friend is going to do a long jump and accidentally just starts flying away

[@akshay3078]

It's one thing to call Usain Bolt a madman for his skills It's another thing to ask him *You Sane, Bolt?* OK I'll show myself out

[@kruparamsubrahmanian7290]

xD

[@Oscarous64]

4:52 "This should be easy!" He may not have thrown 23 meters, but he threw a square meter of stone 2 meters with one hand!

[@IcicleFurry]

and that square meter of stone is compressed down to a square decimeter, making it even more dense that it already is..

[@Oscarous64]

@obliterator deathcon 4 yes

[@ketsu9670]

@obliterator deathcon 4 you mean cubic meter

[@KeeganS1]

2:01 “I was really hoping to do this without the use of illegal substances.” FBI OPEN UP

[@hungyuwan7292]

KeeganS1 HAHA

[@tcross9231]

You will be disqualified if you use the ones not allowed in sports rules. Edit:Most of the “illegal substances” are legal for general use, such as steroids.

[@doctormemeable3684]

@@tcross9231 r/whoooosh + ok boomer

[@zedpwner]

@@doctormemeable3684 neither of those were funny

[@arfsnmdgn9271]

@@zedpwner kzbin.info/www/bejne/aaW6e4ysd5WhiK8

[@bousica2]

Mumbo Jumbo: "Well i count it" Random kid: "I WON" People: "You literaly flew in a plain and threw a stone out"

[@unbid1]

“And with the shot put record being a pathetic-“ *I Died*

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

Need an ambulance?

[@unbid1]

I require life alert

[@OrangeySnicket98]

To be fair, though, I'm pretty sure they don't shot putt a cubic meter of solid stone in the Olympics.

[@manan-543]

@@OrangeySnicket98 that's far from the point😒. It's a funny and silly video where mumbo is goofing about. And here he was being sarcastic. Please don't use logic in this too. Save it for something else.

[@OrangeySnicket98]

@@manan-543 You are quite correct; it is just a silly video. My humor is simply dry. I promise, that was intended as a joke, not as logical.

[@ZajoZajoZajo]

Mumbo: *Doing silly things whole week* Hermitcraft: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@yoamal1187]

The season is about to end any ways

[@iykigugu6798]

@@yoamal1187 kzbin.info/www/bejne/aaW6e4ysd5WhiK8

[@wolfofdawn4053]

Do a part 2! This is brilliant . swimming record, horse riding record, rowing record

[@aquamaryne9184]

Yesss

[@aquamaryne9184]

Horse riding would be fun

[@arfsnmdgn9271]

@@aquamaryne9184 kzbin.info/www/bejne/aaW6e4ysd5WhiK8

[@Siebje]

@@arfsnmdgn9271 this is going to be that mortal kombat E video right... Edit: oh well it is mortal combat but not the E video

[@eri_berri]

Yass

[@bloxyyt]

to conclude: all athletes use swiftness or leaping potions

[@imscaredofchairs6806]

“I was in the gym today, thinking about Usain Bolt, as you do.” No. No I don’t.

[@theskullicorn4588]

What? Go to the gym

[@imscaredofchairs6806]

The Skullicorn of course, the gym scares me. What else did you think? It’s normal to think about Usain Bolt whilst working out, no?

[@henrywhitelaw181]

“Because bOnK! Oh that’s embarrassing that’s so embarrassing” I died

[@griffithbarton3666]

BREAKING NEWS: KZbin star Mumbo Jumbo accuses pro athletes of using illicit substances while doing actions such as the long jump or the 100 meter sprint, find out more on this developing story, right here on ZXPN (zloyxp news)

[@emmettdja]

Is there a record he can beat legitimately?

[@sword_az_5847]

Emmett Jaakkola He works out so maybe

[@iykigugu6798]

@@sword_az_5847 kzbin.info/www/bejne/aaW6e4ysd5WhiK8

[@Arnold-nm7hs]

Griffith Barton lol

[@sword_az_5847]

İyki Gugu Screw off Guys don't click the link, he is advertising his video

[@darthgroot1309]

Just goes to show how impressive these records are.

[@infinap]

4:21 is the highlight of your youtube career for sure

[@thewanderinggamer1369]

He just went nope.

[@hanzcali3684]

Steve: Goes to the olympics, flies with his javelin to throw another javelin farther Judges: *wait, that’s illegal*

[@Gabriel-se6tj]

Steve: Throw a whole house standing still* Physics: Wait, *that's illegal*

[@FireFoxie1345]

Dirt: falls Steve: wait, that’s illegal

[@littletimmy6032]

The title should have been : “Using Legal Steroids to beat world records”

[@HifumiAjitani]

They are illegal

[@s.c.p.foundation901]

@@HifumiAjitani woosh

[@dreae4531]

Sad. Ghost fuck off

[@legendarytat8278]

*“legal”*

[@brenthamilton990]

Lmao

[@Alfa-e9e]

Fun Fact: The Javelin world record was once an extordinary distance of 104.80 meters which was thrown by Uwe Hohn from east germany. The Javelin landed only a few short meters from a handful of athletes which were competing in another event. The centre of mass was then moved 4cm forward to make throws fly around 10% shorter due to actual safety concerns that people would get speared. Hope you found this helpful.

[@Wolf-uq1ko]

“Bring on the steroids! Bring on all the steroids.” I died of laughter

[@unnamedcreature4046]

Mustash_wolf get the healing and regeneration we have a dead body

[@bawicz0]

Why are people liking this? He already died so he couldn't check

[@kshitizplays5305]

Me toi

[@ronialdrichjovedb.blanco8778]

Me too

[@op_gamerytz9556]

how could you comment here if u are die?

[@bigsmoake655]

8:43 this is painful how does mumbo not know that 45 degrees is the best angle for throwing anything

[@Milanutje]

In Minecraft, it's actually a bit less, because you don't throw from your feet :)

[@prestleynelly]

@@Milanutje The angle is from the eyes

[@Milanutje]

@@prestleynelly Yes, and thus, the optimal throwing angle is about 37.5°.

[@prestleynelly]

@@Milanutje It makes sense, but where does the feet come into play? The trident doesn't come from your feet in-game. EDIT: It's where it lands I see, the mention of feet just threw me off course. It's because the object doesn't start at the ground.

[@Milanutje]

@@prestleynelly Yeah, I could've worded it better

[@castorr91]

Would love to see more, here are some ideas for world records to beat: Deepest Free dive Hurdles Highest cliff diving jump Longest Static apnea (holding breath underwater) Most times struck by lightning

[@teheleaxx]

4:21 laughing unreasonably hard at this. you're watching a long jump competition and one of the competitors just fucking flies off

[@cfgmaster9984]

5:42 "I do have HIGH hopes" Munbo Jumbo-2020

[@hashmihashmi4806]

High high hopes for a living

[@2222-s9x]

Was that a pun? :D

[@hashmihashmi4806]

@@2222-s9x honestly idk but thought should turn it into one.:D

[@2222-s9x]

@@hashmihashmi4806 lol

[@emmettdja]

69 likes

[@EnglishTeaDrinker5]

"Bring on the steroids!" "Bring on all the steroids!" -Fabulous mustache man Ladies and gentlemen we have ourselves the quote of the year!!! Wow, 275 likes in under a day! Thanks guys.

[@erossl7156]

oh yes big brain

[@jamsboi7048]

Get this man to 420 likes keep it that way

[@logboi14]

Mumbo Jumbo: Beats world record high jump Also Mumbo Jumbo: “I see no god up here, other than myself.”

[@shn4449]

So Usain Bolt was actually a long line of redstone lamps all along.

[@MFACE1FIVE]

Nobody: Mumbo: D R U G S

[@otheruser1232]

Mumbo: fails against breaking world records set by athletes Also mumbo: igh steroids it is

[@thatpirateboi]

3:32 BRING ON THE STEROIDS!!! Really motivating Mumbo. Really motivating.

[@camcam-uw5mx]

Probably the most borderline illegal thing he's ever said!

[@doublem5335]

4:21 just imagine in the olympic long jump and the athlete just starts flying away

[@Guardian1771]

All these broken records are definitely a result of the gym he built a couple months back

[@user-uv3yw5vq4h]

Especially the resstone contraptions

[@crasher_19]

@@user-uv3yw5vq4h Ah yes, *resstone*

[@chrishansen1842]

@@crasher_19 ah yes, *_enslaved res_*

[@introvertedwifi4818]

Mumbo: **cant beat record breaking sprint with a brisk jog** Mumbo: **drinks magic steroids**

[@CapAmerica10]

Real Athletes: work hard to beat records Mumbo: just uses potions and redstone and lots of illegal mechanics

[@neyuun7854]

World record holders : you can't defeat me Mumbo: I know but he can *Redstone and potions*

[@yourkitchenrug4300]

very underrated comment

[@StrangeCreatureOfUnknownOrigin]

7:42 When literally anyone wants to beat the high jump record

[@__mmccall]

Me: takes physics; Me: yelling at screen: MUMBO! Optimal angle for furthest distance is 45 degrees!

[@k3rt244]

in minecraft its not, its about 37

[@inanjarif1388]

In Minecraft it's launched from around shoulder height,so no.

[@__mmccall]

Inan Jarif It’s 45 regardless of starting height.

[@jovanivanov4739]

Ok boomer

[@andrwilliams]

Same

[@pinkpapita6345]

A bit of cheeky physics, projectiles always go the furthest when thrown at 45⁰ If you're interested, it's because the range is proportional to sin2x where x is the angle, hence it's value becomes maximum at 45⁰

[@personperson5647]

Only applies to an object being thrown across a flat horizontal plane. The Minecraft character holds (and throws) the object from his hand, so the object has already been vertically displaced and the optimum angle ≠ 45. This is because the height where the object lands is ≈ 1m below where the object was thrown. The optimum angle is actually < 45, likely around 41, 42.

[@Smicc]

Me: I’m so confide- Mumbo: Flys in javelin

[@jcrizzy7643]

Is nobody gonna talk about how he hasn’t uploaded hermitcraft in like 3 weeks??

[@smobasi3367]

No because nobody cares somehow

[@thatporgman]

I was wondering too

[@aradziv89]

Season 6 has died a bit... He probably feels uninspired.

[@markohabek3709]

He has stopped playing it a lot lately

[@murlocmaster6969]

Grian is about to make his final s6 episode. Perhaps Mumbo is plotting together with him?

[@suchirgpta]

Mumbo: usain bolt took loads of illegal substances before running Usain bolt before running: chugs down some potion of leaping and a potion of swiftness Karen's: *I did in fact see green and blue particles*

[@shockwaverc1369]

potion of leaping would slow him down

[@sebastianjost]

@@shockwaverc1369 only if he actually jumps

[@charliep8534]

Who is his brewer? He beats my brews.

[@suchirgpta]

😂

[@Sakkeru96]

I used to do a fair bit of track and field competitions and was actually not too bad at high jump, but I can confirm that seeing someone jump higher than their own height never stops looking impressive. Also, helium shorts will have me laughing for days now

[@defaultkid1311]

“I really did hope to do this without the use of illegal substances”

[@allie_stardust]

"What sort of shoes are they wearing? Do they have helium shorts? What's going on?" I'M CRYING LAUGHING.

[@theonlyamdor3763]

"bring out the steroids!" -Mumbo 2020

[@TheWatchersMeteorite]

somehow this video actually puts into perspective how INSANE these records are better than anything else has managed to. also long jump for sliding (as someone who's long jumps were ruined by falling a lot) wherever your feet FIRST touch the ground is what counts (not where you stumble-slide-fall on your face). so- ignoring the magic space wings- you beat the record

[@donaldblevins5028]

Meanwhile at Sahara Speedy Pines race track. Rendog: "no one's gonna beat my record, ever" Mumbo invents redstone motorboat and instantly breaks all records, ever.

[@IcicleFurry]

*XD*

[@adelezuo2626]

Imagine bringing a machine to shot put 😂

[@yellowmelodiess]

i can see that happening

[@hedgehoglover9481]

"Lemme set this up right here. Doo dee doo. There we go!"

[@QuangNguyen-di5ep]

Also raising the floor for the high jump

[@ligimolvarghese7480]

You don't do this emoji 😂. You do this

[@baffledWHAT]

@@ligimolvarghese7480 how do you do that lmao

[@austinharrison4120]

7:36 what goes on in the mind of an introvert when they mess up in public

[@spookyman5ever]

accurate

[@CTcuber4K]

I mean if you knew the difference between introversion, shyness and social anxiety then maybe this would be accurate

[@Icy-ll5ie]

That's me :(

[@zeceprincess8210]

@@Icy-ll5ie kzbin.info/www/bejne/aaW6e4ysd5WhiK8

[@ranken5936]

Nobody: Mumbo Jumbo: casually plays at 712 fps 8:48

[@Francetheguy]

I actually timed this and it was accurate. just gives me more appreciation on how fast usain bolt actually is

[@bigbossadidoss8678]

france roy dude he was using Speed IV, trust me he cheated

[@CuppaTeaExe]

Mumbo’s gym did him some good! Must have done a lot of press ups

[@sachah-a6325]

Everyone forgets that Steve can lift over 10 billion kilos so he’s already got an easy first world record.

[@egg9709]

Steve is a literal god. He can change anything using commands and even DELETE AND CREATE AN ENTIRE JUPITER SIZED PLANET

[@ziah2056]

also he can punch down BIG GROWN STRONG OAK TREES there has to be some type of record for that

[@talanez]

“Bring on all the steroids bring on all the steroids” 😂 😂 😂 And then he gets potion of leaping and swiftness lol

[@hristinaristanovic9589]

Nobody: Not even me: Mumbo:Yelling at redstone lights Also mumbo:HOw IS hE GeTtInG aWAy

[@a.j.391]

lOl!

[@jacobw1780]

100th like!!!!!