Beauty and the Beast G2 Part 2 - Phelous

[@PassTheMarmalade1957]

"My youngest daughter asked only that I bring her a single red rose," he says after picking a single pink rose.

[@followthewizard359]

Yeah, I know! Inconsistency!

[@davidspring4003]

truly, THAT is the worst part of this movie.

[@thegayghost872]

He didn’t want to make her too happy

[@missembersliteracysegments9588]

At least Old Man had the decency to check the colour of his rose before he stole it from the beast.

[@squidkidsyoutube3712]

When she asked for a dandelion

[@mastermarkus5307]

Tchaikovsky really makes everything more melodramatic... The Beast tumbling down the stairs to the Swan Lake theme was particularly hilarious.

[@sussybaka119]

Beauty's fall was also kind of funny tbh

[@dreamimgflowerd976]

OMG the stairs are turning Beast into a swan!

[@erainmartinez8175]

are you crazy?!

[@erainmartinez8175]

that makes so much sense now 10:53

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

(Besat walks by not-Belle's room and the audience awaits for some profound emotional expression) *UUUUUUUURP.* I was crying.

[@CesarDaSalad]

When the Beast transformed into a swan I just lost it. I LOST IT

[@SuperCodywebb]

+Cesar Felipe "I would've jumped that big hairy beast, but a SWAN? That's not the right kind of beastialerty!"

[@alanaanderson5513]

Cesar The Salad ml

[@ScowlieMeerkat]

In all fairness to Beastie, it's hard to imagine where else she was going with "Isn't it STRANGE that your castle should be filled with such BEAUTIFUL things..."

[@JuicyfruitJessieB]

Scowlie Meerkat I figured she sounds say "where no one gets to see them" only bc its a kids film lol

[@gracekim1998]

@@JuicyfruitJessieB that’s probably what she was going to say before being cut off

[@MamaMOB]

​@@JuicyfruitJessieBwhere is the "like she's going to" in your sentence?

[@kendit5445]

Apparently, in that fairy's mind, the punishment for allowing people to literally starve to death is: "live in your fancy, comfortable castle for a few months where you can continue to be an awful ruler until you get a chick to marry you".

[@thegayghost872]

Kendi T the only real punishment is turning him into a furry

[@AmaryInkawult]

Ghostwriter and apparently instilling the personality of a tumblrista. Truly a hellish fate to have.

[@ginogatash4030]

@@AmaryInkawult you mean a typical furry? also, it's Tumblerina, unless i just never heard Tumblerista.

[@gracekim1998]

@@ginogatash4030 well that’s just rude

[@ginogatash4030]

@@gracekim1998 honestky, yeah kinda.

[@davidspring4003]

I think in THIS version, it's more that the rose is the last straw than it's just "You can spit in my face all you want, but don't you DARE walk on the grass!"

[@Nagoragama]

I don't know why but "I also fear the soundtrack is a bit overbearing. Well, that is in my control, but I'm not fixing it," makes me laugh every time.

[@RumbleDelta]

"You play beautifully." "I do nothing beautifully! Have you forgotten I'm a _beast?"_ Jesus, no wonder the beast couldn't break the spell. He gets offended at a fucking compliment?

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Off to Tumblr!

[@followthewizard359]

He's like the embodiment of 2016, social media and everything modern.

[@donjezza10]

He must be emo.

[@thenumberquelve158]

I have Asperger's Syndrome and very low self-esteem and even I would've at least thanked her. I mean hell, those are probably the first kind words he's heard in years. Then again I don't play musical instruments so if somebody were to tell me I was good at playing piano I probably would think they were being sarcastic.

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Rumble Delta I have Asperger's too, but I would probably think they are being genuine, if not exactly experts.

[@bloodrunsclear]

This version is notable for having a nearly completely irredeemable Beast. He's not just grouchy and greedy AND beligerent he's also literally murderous O_o

[@superzilla784]

I thought of a hilarious (Depending on how you view it) alternate ending to this version of the story where the Beast goes berserk and goes on a Hulk style rampage through the castle and then in the village. the fairy comes to make him even more of a beast than before since he's acting like a complete monster, and now he's even more destructive than before and is also eating people too. not even Beauty is safe from his rampage. the fairy again makes even more monstrous, and now he looks like a missing Godzilla monster and is stomping on houses. his anger towards everyone keeps worsens the more beastly he becomes. the fairy's curse over him is now just the worse idea ever as she has created a literally complete monster. sad thing is, the spell can only be undone by someone who loves him as he is, but how can anyone love him when he kills on sight? The ghosts just say to hell with this and fly off while the Beast goes from village to village, kingdom to kingdom, until the entire country is smoking ruins. meanwhile, Old Man fled to another country without his daughters and escaped the Beast's wrath, and he lived happily ever after... atleast until the Beast crossed the boarder into the country he is currently in. the end!

[@ClaudetteVioletta]

And people think the Disney one is abusive...

[@guilhermehey3736]

15:00

[@ricvaladez2563]

Yeah, with how he learned to not to keep your loved ones from having the choice to be with their other loved ones.

[@mollymcmurtrie8037]

@@ClaudetteVioletta No he is not. Yet he was a jerk but he wasn't abusive episcally since he gives some qualities and changes for the better

[@magicuniverse4ever647]

I love how Phelous gives the characters much more personality with his voice-overs.

[@jostockton.]

Nah, the Beast is an easily offended Nice Guy who feels entitled to a girlfriend, he totally would have a reddit 😅

[@PrettyH8Mach1n3]

Music to eat Froot to yeah, I think Tumblr jokes and jokes about pronouns were just in vogue then. A shame so many liked them. Perhaps these male entitlement and subreddit jokes are similar, though. I can't imagine not being self hating if you drive your subjects away and your wickedness turns you into a beast. Unless he doesn't really feel bad for why he ended up alone and a beast and just the fact that he did, then he would probably fit that trope.

[@Tareltonlives]

Or KZbin.

[@HeilRay]

Or Twitter.

[@arisans2987]

Or any social media

[@ginogatash4030]

@@PrettyH8Mach1n3 honestly there isn't much difference, the words they use might change but it's the same crap.

[@snakes3425]

Beast: Don't you see I'm the victim here. I only turned away hundreds of starving people and am now haunted by the ghosts of three people they cannibalized while trapped in the frozen wastes. I didn't deserve to be turned into a monster. Me: Uh....actually yes...yes you did Beast: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!!!!!

[@TheAngelmisa]

I hate the three ghosts too

[@Remythechef]

Why am I so blurry?!

[@becuaseimbored3481]

Yeah,they died up the dickery to 5000000000000000000000000000000000

[@sesfilmsllc]

I don’t think even you understand yourself. TO THE DUNGEON!!!!!!!!!!

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

The beast sounds like a bratty teen.

[@RumbleDelta]

" _Can you feel the tale as old as Swan Lake_ "

[@lisadavila5307]

I lost it when beast put his ear to the door and burped

[@TheKrazeeLadee]

Me too. I never saw this movie but I imagine that he spouted out some inner turmoil bullshit before he walked on and I love that Phelous was like, just *BUURRRRP* and move on. No shits given.

[@christopherspielbergproduc7128]

Even whenever I see beast in this movie roar, I imagine him burping instead of roaring. 150th like!

[@ingridsuperfreak]

Me too

[@ricvaladez2563]

Yeah, that is all he is good for.

[@AuroraDragoness]

@@TheKrazeeLadee He only said "hrmmmm"

[@lilsingingsensation]

Did you notice how the voice constantly change between the ghosts? The red one usually has the raspy, sassy voice, the green one has the nasal whiny voice, and the blue one has the more older, "suave" voice. But, in one scene, the blue one has the nasal voice

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

lilsingingsensation yeah I gave up trying to match the voices with the correct ghosts.

[@thegayghost872]

lilsingingsensation they don’t even have names, dude

[@noahbossier1131]

@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin daran Norris and charles martinet provides voices

[@rhett8-u1n]

its like a reverse of the first movie; that one had all the payoff of a beauty/beast romance with none of the tension, while this one has all the tension with no payoff.

[@ChiefMedicPururu]

And with an horrible Beast.

[@oren1305]

I'm awful; every time Beauty and Beast fall down the stairs, I crack up. It just looks so awkward and silly.

[@lwanco1018]

+Nell Ross Your not awful, I am I can watch the suicide scene in Dead Poets Society and laugh.

[@oren1305]

The Reviewer I was sort of being facetious, but thanks.

[@SuperCodywebb]

+Nell Ross Someone should put in audio from Porky Pig's Feat where the Hotel Manager fells down on a large spiral staircase.

[@ellie8574]

Your not awful at all, I rewatched the scene when beast fell down the stairs 10 times and burst out laughing through every single one... Or maybe we are both awful?

[@oren1305]

Elinor Lundin Oh very possibly.. haha.

[@snakes3425]

Actually this origin for the Beast makes a little more sense, I mean in the Disney film he was a jerk yes, but being a jerk doesn't mean he should've been turned into a beast with all of his staff becoming household objects. But turning away hundreds of his subjects in the midst of a famine to die from starvation and the elements yes that I could see as being worthy of being turned into a monster

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

snakes3425 Yeah, but he still turned away an old beggar in the freezing cold weather.

[@markcobuzzi826]

I guess that is one of the few things I liked that the 2017 remake added to the the original's story. In the remake's prologue, they added a part where the prince not only intended to turn away a poor beggar woman to the freezing cold, but also used to excessively tax the people below him, so he could keep bringing more treasures into his own home and invite other rich men to indulge in his lavish parties. Mrs. Potts also had a line revealing that they knew the Prince was becoming like his selfish father, but still cared more about enjoying their own wealth and did nothing. To an extent, this also gave the enchantress a reason to curse the Beast's servants as well, turning them into the very priceless furniture and decorations they coveted, as punishment for their own greed and materialism.

[@PassTheMarmalade1957]

Doesn't explain why the three ghosts feel so sorry for him.

[@thegayghost872]

To be fair, fairies are notorious assholes

[@DeepEye1994]

NC's recent review actually points out how terrible the fairy is even in the remake: "She's gonna punish the servants with death if the Beast doesn't fall in love, she erased all memory of government, kept families apart, pretty much altered this entire world, and for what? So they could learn overcoming prejudice comes down to beastly violence (referring to the big fight)? So she could let another selfish asshole ruin things while she watches and does nothing (referring to Gaston bringing the mob)? That dude (Gaston) served in war, too. Why wasn't he given the Beast's treatment, rather than just watching him die?! Her secretly viewing this doesn't make her an all-knowing angel, it makes her a friggin' psychopath! She's a goddamn psychopath!" And before you say "But Lefou addressed this to the fairy!" ...Pointing out your flaw doesn't make it fucking disappear. Fuck this bootleg and fuck the remake for also cashing in on a better film and doing it worse.

[@roflcopter_launchpad1116]

Is it just me, or are the scenes in which Beauty and the Beast fall down the stairs hilarious?

[@westinfection]

+Roflcopter_launchpad 111 It's not just you.

[@roflcopter_launchpad1116]

Oh, yay! Now let's all dance to the sound of people's spines being shattered! (Cue Disco)

[@Caldella]

+Roflcopter_launchpad 111 I had to pause at Beauty's. Laughing too hard to pay attention.

[@kendit5445]

+Roflcopter_launchpad 111 I'm pretty sure that staircase was the REAL villain of the story.

[@roflcopter_launchpad1116]

Kendi T Or the HERO.

[@CrimsonMoonM]

On one hand, the deaths those ghosts suffered in life was extremely dark and horrific... On the other hand, they deliberately set up Beauty and her father's misfortune in this version, so... Screw 'em. They're like real bona-fide horror movie ghosts who bring suffering to the living as vengeance for their own twisted fates.

[@dancorneanu9144]

Maybe that is why the fairy chose them specifically from the victims to be punished with the Beast. The others were just innocent villagers, but this guys were criminals. Swindlers, highway robbers, thieves, kidnappers.

[@ricvaladez2563]

Yeah, they better be, or else this maybe the most messed up interpretation of this story.

[@ricvaladez2563]

Seriously, how else could you justify them telling the beast, hey, how about instead of this ugly old man who does not deserve the punishment you are giving him, you instead enslave his daughter to, she can cook, you know, like a submissive house wife. Don’t worry, she isn’t the brown haired one who you actually have to show good qualities to and make a selfless sacrifice in order to gain her affection, just moan about how much it sucks to be a beast and make a it sound like you making a sacrifice by telling her you will die of sadness if you don’t come back to spend her sad existence you and she will develop true blue Stockholm syndrome for ya in no time. The servants in the original actually showed genuine sympathy for them and tried to encourage the beast to better himself in order to gain Belle’s affections. Sure they were glad Belle was there so she could break the spell, but they did not organize her father being imprisoned and they actually tried to make her feel better and showed admiration for her brave sacrifice.

[@eleanorhogan8643]

​@@dancorneanu9144Really? I just thought there were 3 of the innocent villagers who died of starvation.

[@eleanorhogan8643]

​@@ricvaladez2563I hope so too.

[@InkHeart17]

Oh I was in tears of laughter about the beast getting offended by everything. The way you read that line about him thinking he's been called fat was too funny!

[@followthewizard359]

"She asked only for a single red rose!" It's not even red!

[@kiara-chan4468]

HIS COLOR BLINDED!!

[@gracekim1998]

Actually she asked for a dandelion 🤣 But I understand your point though 2021

[@MamaMOB]

It's light red

[@Theturtleowl]

Playing the slave march while starving people walk over to a castle. Wonderful taste Golden Films...

[@LunamFlore]

Eaty/Sleepy/Slutty, Tumblr Beast, and Demonic Kitten had me laughing so hard I cried, this is beautiful

[@LunamFlore]

With all due respect, in response to my comment that is now 4 whole months old, this is in response to Phelous's own names for the evil sisters.

[@LunamFlore]

Ah shoot, sorry about that.

[@AuroraKnux]

Thanks to you, I now want to see a rendition of Beauty and the Beast starring Old Man and the cat with Gollum's voice. XD

[@andrewollmann304]

Frizzurd Nah, that's just the way Phelous voices cats.

[@angusng816]

If only we got a G1 Transformers retelling that Michael Bay should have done.

[@elizabethtrudgill8226]

This Beauty looks like a discount Princess Odette.

[@allisonelizabeth6596]

True

[@trupype3028]

She has Disney Belle's face too

[@mevicky100]

That’s why the Swan Lake music is featured so prominently

[@theultimatememelord5494]

Appropriate considering the swan lame tracks.

[@U014B]

10:25 Whoever thought the Disney version was about Stockholm Syndrome never watched this one.

[@TheAngelmisa]

I know agreed

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Noel Goetowski They also never read the definition of "Stockholm Syndrome"

[@johnalogue9832]

It's okay, Disney's making a new one to fix errors like that.

[@Remythechef]

Yeah uh the Disney film didn't have that

[@johnalogue9832]

The real one, or the expensive high-school play version?

[@stephenbrown4698]

Jeez, where's a Fenton thermos when you need one?

[@musicalbeast3297]

'I'm so glad you love me Beauty!' 'Ohh, umm, about that?' (Snaps head off) HHIEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Best bit!!!😂

[@ashestoashes78]

I love these. It's a review and a YTP all in one XD

[@AuroraKnux]

CAAAAAAAN YOU FEEEEEEEEEL THE TALE AS OLD AS SWAN LAKE~ NYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH :D

[@soup9587]

AuroraKnux do you know de way?

[@Peashooter521]

Oh no

[@RydiaXizos]

I lost it at your reaction to the ghosts' backstory. Just...wow. So dark.

[@keshiaanders6452]

The three ghosts look a lot like Casper ' s uncles. Green ghost = Streach Red ghost = Stinkie Blue ghost = Fatso (if he lost weight)

[@gallibon1319]

They even kind of sound like them too.

[@RoyUnit]

The three ghosts start the movie by entering a book of the story... the Beast himself is seen flipping through the same book... Beauty and Beast both share the same surreal dream, which takes place outside the movie's timeline... What if this is actually meant to be a surrealist art film where the characters exist outside the narrative but are trapped by it?

[@bryannacassidy1806]

your giving this pos (piece of shit ) to much credit

[@brennabrodbeck5183]

I think that it is meant to be either a mind screw or that they didn't really think things through . The latter would not surprise me at all.

[@Tareltonlives]

The worst Cocteau tribute ever....

[@U014B]

🔎🔍 👃 👄 👉

[@lizzychrome7630]

Don't get me wrong Phelous, you're funny, but god almighty it was the movie itself this time that made me completely lose it. "You're looking at three of them."

[@BriGuyIL1980]

This is probably a nitpick, but does anyone wonder where the Beast gets his perfectly fitted suits and shoes for his big beast self?

[@matt0044]

+Brian Moore He must be good at tailoring.

[@followthewizard359]

Or maybe it was magic!

[@NATE-op9tq]

From BEASTBUY!!!!! I'll just be over here...

[@jostockton.]

Three ghosts work for him and shared dreams are a thing but you wanna know where he gets fitted suits?

[@superemoboi2050]

@@jostockton. Yes.

[@nicoleh3703]

When you said "Something save the scene, quick!" a commercial for a pedicure product popped up. It's kind of sad that fixing cracked heels is the better alternative.

[@MaggieOffutt]

Damn! I'm just feeling sorry for the ghosts I'm mean that's just DARK. That's seriously a very messed up way to die, no wonder they sing that song that's so dang cheesy but filled with soul!

[@MaggieOffutt]

Idk The evil fairy did it

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

Call me racist, but I lose sympathy for daughter-stealing ghosts after the first case of grand theft daughter.

[@TheAngelmisa]

I don't feel sorry for those selfish assholes

[@gracekim1998]

@@Egalitariat-likesecretariat they’re ghosts

[@eleanorhogan8643]

​@@Egalitariat-likesecretariatHow is that racist? Ghostist maybe but I am not too sure about racist.

[@oren1305]

"...I have three daughters.." Well, he was supposed to, maybe he forgot he wasn't in the original tale; or he was hoping his least favourite simply, ceased to exist.

[@Roadent1241]

There's everybody else laughing at him falling at the stairs, I crack up at his attempt at singing. Normally sudden pitch changes scare me but that has me gasping for air!

[@richardpreston7333]

To be fair, the Beast's voice actor is making an effort. Got kind of a Keith David vibe to his delivery

[@longmeggaming8586]

What's with everyone falling down the stairs in this movie? First the cat, then beauty and then the beast?!?

[@RichardWatt]

Or the contractors who installed the stairs made sure to polish them with super shiny floor wax...

[@Tareltonlives]

LIVE FROM NEW YORK! IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!

[@daredrogers3884]

Someone in the writing room was probably just REALLY into people falling down stairs, given if there WERE writers.

[@LadyEvilest]

Is it me, or does the Beast sound like he's trying to sound like Goliath from Gargoyles?

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

God, I HOPE thats not Keith David.

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Thankfully it’s not. Btw who else had a crush on Goliath growing up? Especially when he was in a human Scottish/Tarzan form?

[@daniellefregoe1467]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! THERE WAS A WHOLE FUDGING (big, loud ,attention attracting) MUSICAL NUMBER AND THE MERCHANT IS PICKING A ROSE IS WHEN HE GETS CAUGHT!!!!!!

[@Alucard-A-La-Carte]

I know this video is 8 years old, and we only have so many ticks of the clock on this blue marble hurtling through space, but ... I can actually explain why The Beast gets pissed off when Old Man McBeauty's Dad "steals" a flower, but doesn't care that he ate and slept (and took giant dumps in his bathroom, presumably): Back in ye olden times, nobles were expected to offer food and shelter to any other noble who showed up at their door, especially during hard times. This was known as the "right of the guest" among other things, and was a shared concept across most of Europe and the Middle East. Traditionally it was bread and salt, but could be any food and was essentially an assurance of safety to the guest. However, when Old Man takes the flower, that's NOT part of the offering. The guest is ONLY entitled to food and shelter, and nobles were a highly sensitive lot prone to dueling to the death over things like small infractions of social norms and customs. Hence: take my grand feast, but I'LL KILL YOU OVER A FLOWER!!!

[@Armaldo468]

Ooh, nicely explained! That actually makes total sense. I doubt the imbeciles who made this movie had that sort of reasoning-so they probably just mimicked something else-but yeah, I think you’re exactly right.

[@WingedFish66]

Is it just me, or does the beast look kinda, cuddly in this version? No fangs (or visible teeth for that matter), humanoid hands with fingernails instead of claws, big blue puppy dog-like eyes, and a fluffy face. Rather adorable actually for what's supposed to be a ferocious monster.

[@Nionivek]

sometimes his lack of teeth in certain shots is unsettling but yep, he does look like a big teddybear… If only he acted like one at SOME point.

[@ingridsuperfreak]

I rather prefer the Disney one, at least that one doesn't burp LOL

[@ChiefMedicPururu]

Too bad he's an horrible person.

[@cora1334]

Being cursed to be stuck in limbo unless you get your killer a girlfriend is actually a pretty good curse

[@Fluffy-Rose1993]

Tale as old as SWAN LAKE!

[@ChristopherRuiz24]

Golden Film version "Can you feel the... I mean tales as old as swan lake." Disney Version "Tales as old as time. True as it can be. Barely even friends then somebody bends unexpectedly."

[@reddimus26]

The swan jokes were the best in this review.

[@olgamihailovic3425]

Phelouses Beauty And The Beast reviews are some of my favorite reviews by him, and this one specifically make me laugh out loud every time I see the scene where both the Beast and Beauty fall down the stairs like clumsy oxen.

[@devanhinskey9001]

8:00 : "I'll have to try talking to him again." "I'm a BEAST! Don't use gender-specific pronouns!" XD

[@EagleTimberWolf]

After hearing the Tumblr joke, that line nearly killed me lmao

[@SpyroTheGerudo]

I just find this film to be way worse than the Goodtimes version. I managed to track down a copy of this movie, and there is no focus or development of any kind. Literally, the only thing I can say about it is it sounds like Peter Tchaikovsky playing his music in a home theatre system right next to drunk tailgate party. it's noise!

[@noahbossier1131]

Agreed

[@teedup8995]

Gasp! 😮

[@Namadu7]

17:10 Based on the text, that book is apparently "Your Attitude Is Showing: A Primer of Human Relations". Fun fact! ...Sounds like a book that Beast could use, especially those particular two pages. Yikes.

[@kattyallialchemy5025]

I have no idea why 'field trip permission slip' cracked me up so much, but it was perfect XD

[@GleeChan]

I like the Phelous Who theme better than his other themes.

[@Nagoragama]

"Just come back damn it, I need someone to yell at or I'll die!"

[@devanhinskey9001]

11:37 "Wow. I so don't care." LOL

[@Zucca101]

Phelous, bud, I a,ready greatly enjoy your reviews, but the Beast Tumblr joke was the best thing I've heard all day! Bless you, dude!

[@phelous]

Zucca Xerfantes Haha thanks, I seen someone on Tumblr get offended by the jokes about easily getting offended so that really came full circle.

[@Zucca101]

Phelan Porteous I know, right?! It's like they have some kind of giant 'Get pissed off immediately' button on their forehead that activates every time they facepalm at something they don't much care for.

[@godzillasaurbuttersworth3176]

+Phelan “Phelous” Porteous yea, I have a Tumblr, and I don't judge people by gender, but that was actually pretty funny

[@darrelsam419]

I agree. I have a Tumblr account, and that joke was spot on. "Are you saying I'm FAT??"

[@DeadBoneJones]

Wouldn't be a Phelous video without overused jokes at easy targets.

[@PercyandDuckfan94]

Do the shoemaker one, 'cause they actually used some of the same character models for this!

[@ricvaladez2563]

I mean, I get they want to break the spell to be able to go to the afterlife (which is kinda made pointless as they are seen following them after they are married) but in the Disney one they were able to do it without having all the servants knock it into your head that he deserves better. They actively try to get the beast to control his temper. Sure there is that one part where the dresser says he is not that bad, but you can tell in her voice that she is just trying to convince Belle in desperation to become human as she sees things are kinda to a rough start. It especially makes sense since the beast’s 21st birthday is close by so of course they would want to rush it up a bit. But they still call him out on his bad actions and don’t completely suck up to him. And that prince was just an 11 year old who didn’t let a random lady into the house. This one let a bunch of people die when his country was in deep poverty, including these guys who are trying so hard to get him laid. They never call him out on his bad behavior, they just talk about how misunderstood he is and that’s it. I get this is just a cheap attempt to trick people into thinking it’s the Chad Disney version, but could you at least not try to have it have ghosts who show no pity for the girl who now has to live the rest of her life in this castle as a punishment and such up to the beast like he is the most unfortunate child ever. In Disney they showed pity to Belle and understood that she may not be super quick to get laid with the guy who imprisoned her. They just cry about poor beast who let millions die when he could have helped, and legit influence him into imprisoning her. And once again, in Disney he was an 11 year old who didn’t let an old lady in. Also we see how he is starting to lose his humanity with how he walks on all fours and doesn’t wear a shirt. While it doesn’t excuse it, it does make his hostile behavior to Maurice and Belle when they enter his castle without his permission as we get the idea his mind is not in the best mental state (still don’t know why they didn’t use the whole rose connected to him thing by having Maurice look at it and remember Belle ask for the rose, but still). Here, he is nicely dressed, walks on both feet like a normal person, and the most savage thing he does is just smash things when he is mad. Wow, so savage and compelling, I feel so sorry for him.

[@LadyOfBroadway333]

I think I would also want alcohol in perfume bottles so I could pass out quicker instead of watching this movie. xD

[@parksonproductions5395]

I always lose it when beast burps 😂😂😂😂😂

[@LaDracul]

This makes me wish Don Bluth didn't back out of his version...however, they both included her dreaming of this mysterious man on a pegasus! (Look up the concept art, you'll be very sad this wasn't made.)

[@TheBonkleFox]

+LaDracul the pegasus reminds me that i could watch hercules. or clash of the titans. or play skylanders, or anything else. and the unicorn reminds me that i could be watching the last unicorn. or play skylanders. or watching a later episode of mystic force. or catch a rapidash. OR ANYTHING!!!!

[@PrettyH8Mach1n3]

LaDracul oh he did? That is unfortunate. He probably would have made it more interesting and we'll animated, even if it was just as wtf or bad.

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

He needs to make one more film. A fan could pitch something to him (he seems to be a pretty nice guy who would welcome something like that).

[@MsSharkDemon]

I've been rewatching these Beauty and the Beast reviews and was recently reminded of a better telling of this story in "Happily Ever After". A Snow White movie of all places.

[@realitysfrank1695]

meanwhile, at Dosney castle...

[@becuaseimbored3481]

OMG "let's find out where it's coming from is *my* favorite song too!

[@kartoonfanatic]

The limbo story is probably the most creative change-up from the original story and/or the Disney version it's trying to trick consumers into thinking it is. Rather dark, too. Having said that, there's still no real lesson for the Beast for acting beautiful at heart in order to become beautiful on the outside again. Also, is Beauty just Princess Peach?

[@FezFindie]

I just always crack at the scene where the Beast passes by and takes a brief listen to the Beauty in her room. :D

[@thegayghost872]

Where is that ugly brother from? He's appeared in both Beauty and The Beast reviews so far.

[@phelous]

Another Beauty and The Beast. I'll cover it eventually.

[@thegayghost872]

Phelan Porteous Looking forward to it.

[@TheITinFIT]

+Phelan “Phelous” Porteous I've seen that one. I'm torn between going "Yay!" or offering my deepest condolences.

[@minespatch]

+Phelan “Phelous” Porteous Really looking forward to it so I can get some closure off my conscious.

[@ZackExplorer28]

+Phelan “Phelous” Porteous if you do...please show some respect for a character Monsieur Renard. he was voiced by the sadly departed Christopher Lee.

[@Remythechef]

So let me see if I understand this movie and it's logic, Beauty in this version has to put up and fall in love with a guy who does nothing but yell at her and treat like garbage or else three of his ghost victims will never find peace. WOW. Just... what kind of acid were they on when they wrote this? I mean give the Disney film some credit... it never went this direction and was written a lot smarter!

[@TheAngelmisa]

Rodan Gizzardcrusher Nicholas Pirrelli those 3 ghosts were selfish losers anyways!

[@gracekim1998]

@Rodan Gizzardcrusher yeah still lost that on why they didn’t leave

[@Flowerbarrel]

Beauty falling down the stairs. I laugh every time.

[@peggyk606]

1:25 "you have to steal my flowers TOO" omg it takes place in the same universe as the other Goodtimes Beauty and the Beast movie!

[@kilderok]

I think the most confusing thing about this beasts design is....why does he not have any teeth?! Some threatening beast! No claws, no teeth...what will he do? GUM people to death? Maybe he can jab really hard with his fingers? They nerfed the shit out of him! Also, is...is he voiced by Jim Cummings...? O_o He sounds like good ol' Jim at times.

[@Tareltonlives]

It's somehow worse than the 2017 Disney Beast. And I believe that's Keith David.

[@Nionivek]

The HONEST answer? Not drawing teeth saves in animation.

[@gallibon1319]

Why does everyone think it's Keith David voicing the Beast here? He doesn't sound like him at all to me, imo. Although then again, no names attached to this version, so I wouldn't know for sure.....some source said it's Darran Norris voicing the Beast here (no, not Daran Norris) though.

[@Remythechef]

And people complain about the Disney film and ignore worst stuff like this.... why?

[@ForcedHandleName]

To be fair, most of us only grew up on the Disney films. Seeing the quick cashgrabs as an adult is quite entertaining.

[@ingridsuperfreak]

Most of the people who complains about the Disney version haven't seen the movie for a long time or doesn't remember how the story goes . I've seen people saying that "Beast attacked Belle and tried to murder her" as an actual scene .... REALLY? and you asking them to watch these cash grabs 🤣🤣🤣

[@gracekim1998]

@@ingridsuperfreak people are idiots

[@Kiristovai]

When he snapped his neck I died of laughter

[@JHParee]

10:15 Some went to Utah. Others went to California and got lost in the Sierra Nevada. And some went to Colorado with a bearded guy. Alferd, I think his name was.

[@thema1998]

After *17* minutes, I'm finally ready to watch Part 2. EDIT- 8:58 P.M.: *finishes episode 19 minutes later* This version of Beauty and the Beast actually made me miss the previous version! 😅

[@jsb8261]

So Beauty and Beast have a telepathic connection? Huh, I'm not as surprised as I thought I would be.

[@lilsingingsensation]

9:17 someone should turn that into a "wasted" scene from GTA V

[@OnDavidsBrain]

Oh wow, this was, definitely a step down in terms of entertainment value from the Good-Times version. There seemed to be barely any joke material to milk out of this thing. Though I still love Old Man DOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Points to you Phelous. Now maybe we can check out some more of Good Time's rip offs and get some more jokes.

[@followthewizard359]

"You Shall Live" BEAST HAS SPOKEN. ALL DEPART.

[@lulucalliope713]

2:18 Turn on captions. I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed this!

[@pennysanchez7656]

*sarcastic* Consistency, what’s that? You want to leave the room?

[@gracekim1998]

Oh my god🤣 GREAT CONTINUITY!

[@U014B]

2:27 The Beast's acid starts to drop right about... now.

[@maxordman4100]

Once again I love your channel! Terrific job on this video! Totally hilarious! Definitely glad I didn’t watch this version growing up! Your skits and reactions are truly clever and dramatic! I’m so happy to be able to see this on here!!

[@honeybee1256]

My names blurry chair and I care what you think

[@Remythechef]

People attack the Disney film, but yet worst stuff like this gets a free pass? The hypocracy is strong with this one.

[@blackyoshi1230]

Nicholas Pirrelli - Apparently, there is the "let's tweak the story to adapt to a film audience" method and "no, keep it close to the source!" People in the latter... yeah. Isn't that the whole reason why _Legend of the Seeker_ only lasted two seasons or so?

[@TheAngelmisa]

+blackyoshi1230 don't forget about that crappy nikita remake show that thankfully got cancelled in 2013

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Nicholas Pirrelli I doubt they are even aware of versions like this.

[@sacrecharlemagne2262]

Everyone has seen the Disney Film. It was box office and critical smash, a Best Picture nominee and is still the way in which most children are introduced to the story of Beauty and the Beast. It was a massive cultural phenomenon and absolutely everyone had an opinion on it. 99.99% of the world does not know that the Golden Films Beauty and Beast exists. This movie was sent straight to bargain bins and the only people who bought it were parents who never watched it but used it as babysitter with a small portion of people buying it knowing it was going to be horrible. There's no outrage or criticism because practically no one ever heard about it and those who did never expected it to be anything close to decent.

[@ClaudetteVioletta]

And the Disney one is the only one that is close enough to a sane story And again, hate in Disney is funny. I guess

[@Lichtenhammer]

Hmm... why does "Phelous and the Movies" take place within a book about stress management and self-victimisation? Are you trying to tell us something?

[@Webshooters1]

I'd like to see the Phelous Who title cards return personally!

[@Webshooters1]

JukaDominator Why? I like them :(

[@panbat2367]

I'm not a fan of doctor who, but I like the intro to this show too.

[@JuicyfruitJessieB]

"I had to get my daughter a red rose" oh so that's why they animated him picking a pink rose? Huh? I mean seriously though

[@chriscase734]

So the Boo Brothers here got Stockholm Syndrome ? Somehow I think this wouldn't be out of place in Scooby Doo Mystery Inc.

[@asafisher7407]

love Doctor Who parody intro a lot of detail

[@spuddy98]

Had this playing on my phone under my desk at work and 5:54 nearly had me bursting out with laughter just as my manager was walking by. This video nearly cost me my job!

[@PlanetZoidstar]

So! I take you onto my payroll! Give you employee perks and career prospects! And you repay me by stealing company work time from me?! You will die for this!!

[@daliborjovanovic510]

While this shouldn’t be a surprise, since it’s Golden Films’ M.O. to be as sanitized as possible, their take on the Beast is easily the least “beastly” out of all these mockbusters. The goomba-warthog one from their collab with Goodtimes was pretty ridiculous too, but at least his design (as goofy as it was), with his shaggy, unkept fur, big fangs and claws, and minimal clothing gave a proper sense of him being feral and animalistic, or rather someone who was human once but has largely regressed into a more bestial state (both figuratively and literally), while this Beast is fully clothed, well-groomed, lacks any fangs or claws, has a fairly normal, moderately deep voice, and aside from throwing tantrums here and there, he comes off as very civilized, like he’s still the same spoiled human prince but just in his roided-up fursona. If the rest of the cast weren’t regular humans (and human ghosts), there would pretty much be nothing “beastly” about him. And this comes from the same people who think living musical instrument and living canoes that can walk around on land aren't worth batting an eye at XD

[@hecatejones4038]

3:34 She was lucky that the horse knew dae whey.

[@michaelbeaudoin1518]

Your cat voice cracks me up every time!

[@averagegamecritic]

So why just those three? I'm sure that more than them died. Why did a fairy do this? What relevance does his victim's death have to the beast?

[@aoarecruiter]

The beast in this movie was a real jerk and not redeemable. No touching moments,no lessons learned,nothing. He kind of deserved it his fate.Beauty should have let him suffer.lol

[@KirbyUber]

Then let him die!

[@MrYyelo]

I think it was just easier for the ghosts to spin that whole story about them being his "victims" than it was to explain the whole "your life is just a story book and we're extradimensional invaders" thing.