Becoming REAL YouTubers

[@0Aquamelon]

"Hatsune Fazbear" is the most Jaiden-core shit I've ever heard.

[@Avid027]

Why is this comment so funny

[@3CatsInATrenchoat]

So true

[@izubyye449]

Wait till she finds out that hatsune miku is leak to come to Fortnite

[@Åġender_Ålien]

Fr

[@ZainDhananil1k3ab0s5]

consider watching the jaiden episode of lilypichu's podcast called brush it off big hatsune fazbear moment

[@Rokorvny]

Jaiden saying kys after any minor inconvenience is so real

[@_-Al-_]

if jaidenanimations fans from 2018 were shown a clip of Jaiden saying kys, i think they would have a heart attack 😂

[@rebahound2023]

Jaiden fans from 2016 will straight up die from hearing jaiden say kys

[@salted3807]

@@rebahound2023 guess it worked then

[@rebahound2023]

​@@salted3807yeah LMAO

[@eliancruzyanez8521]

Literally megumi without mahoraga

[@SuperJxl]

wow, fortnite really did become roblox

[@MineCreeperLPs]

With less child labor and grooming. Somehow.

[@The_pringles_guy]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@MineCreeperLPsthey’ll catch up eventually

[@turtlesrprettycool3379]

@@MineCreeperLPsbecause no ingame chat (aside voice)

[@changingpeopleslivesmoon2993]

Fr

[@r0byl328]

That was the first thing I though when I saw the tycoon

[@ConnorGrummer]

Harley Quinn for sure calls her followers Quinncels

[@einargs]

God that's such a good fan name though

[@ozymandiasuncia4919]

My mind immediately went to “Har-lots”

[@PokerJoker811]

I was thinking the Quinnfestation, personally.

[@bencrooker720]

I was just thinking "Harleys." But I Iike Quinncels better.

[@hatredlord]

"Puddings"

[@TrazynSurrogate]

This is basically your average Roblox Tycoon game with RTX

[@JeskidoYT]

With fortnite engine now super robust, roblox is pointless now

[@arsenesoir]

this makes me miss that era of roblox games man

[@brentgroen3204]

yeah kinda

[@brentgroen3204]

@@JeskidoYT i disagre, the roblox look and the item system are both better. the anti cheat is worse though also the skins

[@SomeIceGuy]

⁠@@brentgroen3204IMO, roblox avatar creator is way better than buying select skins. It’s a lot easier to put personality into an avatar than to pick a skin that’s randomly selected to even be for sale.

[@themysticarcher3313]

“It’s a really rich neighborhood. But, unfortunately, it has four KZbinrs it in” Why does this sound like the plot to a movie

[@fahadalghamdi9316]

"in a peaceful elite class neighborhood 4 youtubers who just made it big are about to declare.....WAR....Content War!! coming to a theater near you!"

[@unkindled6410]

@@fahadalghamdi9316 markiplier, mr beast, pewdiepie and jaiden in the same neighbourhood

[@stone5against1]

@@unkindled6410 I'd totally watch that!

[@arthurvergolino6859]

Jaiden screaming to get out because alpharad put her in his content farming dungeon? not what I expected to see today, but I will take it.

[@Gamer3427]

I mean, sounds like a normal day for them. He can clickbait Jaiden as much as he wants if she can't escape.

[@unkindled6410]

content farming dungeon? so its just a basement with a pc and a drawing pad?

[@ContemplatingPenguins]

4:26 WHY THE FUCK WAS THERE THE EASTENDERS OPENING OF ALL THINGS PLAYED OVER A GOJO THRIST TRAP TIKTOK?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!

[@lux481]

Thank you I was sitting up in my bed... who edited this lolm

[@tomjackal5708]

wait you mean that wasnt the intro to the land down under

[@GHar94]

Zoomers man.

[@PwrShelf]

I also recognised it but thought it MUST have been something else

[@FirewallBreacher]

​@@tomjackal5708 Bro what

[@TwistedBedrock]

Alpha rad casually kidnapping the competition

[@TheNeraum]

If that ain't his fucking smash titlecard quote

[@CitruSkeleton]

“I’m filming your house” what are you sniperwolf?

[@thatmomentwhen345]

💀

[@tgvelvet4985]

"Would Harley Quinn buy NFTs?" No because she's dating Poison Ivy do you think she wants to get kicked to the curb

[@xkscytheblade]

2:29 the clip playing combined with Giwi’s “where’s my f*cking money” is great lol

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

Jacob "Funny Internet Man" Alpharad and Harley Quinn have actually way too much in common.

[@Stevonicus]

The Psychiatry degree was hard to come by for Alpharad but the effort was worth it

[@KirbyCom]

-Psychopathic tendencies (but fun) -Bisexuality can't think of other things but those are some pretty big ones

[@pingu_diabo]

​@@KirbyCom they're both blonde ig

[@ILTP69420]

0:59 Cade saying “not for long” is actually some crazy foreshadowing with hindsight 💀

[@Pypedaddy557]

Giwi: "I'm gonna use you guys for clout." Alpha: "YA what else is new Giwi!" 😂😂😂 Damn Jacob

[@stone5against1]

I know right?! Came to the comments after this, I knew someone would have commented about it hahaha

[@Draig-zb2tx]

Hatsune Fazbear is a wonderful brainworm.

[@Nath86542]

14:07 They actually predicted the future 💀

[@MozillaVulpix]

Piccolo does not understand modern technology, actually, him holding a phone camera badly is canon

[@CallerOfMyst]

'gojo is probably just a thirst trapper' is the realest shit ive heard all day

[@chazbutlive]

*gets called a sack of tubers* us: yep that'll do

[@2LettersSho]

It works with the card game theming and everything, I think it sticks :)

[@AnnetteB2026]

very interesting, real youtubers?? not sure 🧐

[@smb64275]

2:28 “Where’s the money, Lebowski?”

[@SumiYokai]

Please I don't know who you are but I'm not Lebowski please let me out :c

[@smb64275]

@@SumiYokai *Still dips Lebowski in the toilet and the other man pees on his rug*

[@Textrosity]

Gojo getting trapped is a canon event

[@laurencebrown3822]

The most unrealistic thing about that experience was how easy it was to get your own house. Everything else seemed true to life, tbh.

[@aaljustaal1890]

Harley would call her fans harlots

[@ShredAimlessly92]

“Do you think Harley Quinn buys NFTs?” made me have to pause the video from laughing

[@TheNeraum]

The burn on Giwi getting carried, "don't count on it" for WeeGee content, this was fucking brutal guys, loved it

[@SavageGreywolf]

"I don't need walls to produce KZbin content" living the true Piccolo lifestyle I see

[@MarxistMomentum]

Harley Quinn would have more followers than Mr Beast.

[@Token_123]

Jacob locking gojo in his basement is crazy.

[@Barraca02]

Not the Mr Beast fall off foreshadowing 😭

[@goatcurry.]

I learned so much from this, i will now go quit my job and start my youtube career entirely on this

[@Copesent]

me too, let's collab

[@dirk-stridrogen-monoxide]

@@Copesent im joining the collab too. we should get our intro shot in the basement. i'll be the cameraman ill be waiting just up the stairs for you guys

[@lylelylecrocodile2538]

Good luck on your home invasion journey!

[@greyktx]

Wait this is just a Roblox tycoon but in fortnite

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

That combination of words just inflicted massive psychic damage on me.

[@normalsizedtoadette1972]

Streamer Harley Quinn would just be Minx let's be fr😭😭😭😭

[@elleganceintheshadows]

0:38 dunno about anyone else but I did not expect to see Gojo do that today...

[@GeorgeMarionerd]

This is exactly what being a youtuber is like

[@i.think.ive.seen.this.film.b4]

He said among us, also REPUTATION TAYLOR SWIFT

[@mushy_koii]

harley quinn is an icon tho love her frfr also hatsune fazbear i love that

[@hatennafromhoenn]

0:53 "not for long" how did weegee know

[@ABUltra64]

What in the chaos

[@Justus4Libertea]

Giwi as Mr Beast: "I'm gonna buy this entire town so I can force everyone who works for me to live in it" The funny part is he DID do that 😂 it was a neighborhood instead of a town but still 😅

[@buhbird4698]

i don’t know why “wait lemme vlog this” is so funny but it is😭

[@אלוןיוגב-ל8ל]

This is so much funnier when you realise that piccolo in Italian is small😂😂

[@goudvisjuhblub1274]

This was an experience

[@SumiYokai]

Fortnite saw how much money the roblox tycoon similators were milking from their players and they did NOT hesitate to do the same thing.

[@grassdog46]

1:00 “the only reason you were the strongest youtuber in history, is simply because i hadn’t uploaded yet!”

[@smoov22_sonic]

This is of course the only time Weegee has ever played a youtuber simulation game

[@codiecola3636]

This video is so throughly drenched in vanity even narcissus is cringing at it.

[@AithneVixen]

Alpharad winning probably makes the most sense, I mean he made an entire video on how to be a youtuber

[@fetch7312]

Wildcard never fails to make me realize I'm misremembering which channels have which bits!

[@IridescentIrene]

genuinely the best video on the channel so far

[@FuzzyStripetail]

Asking Jaiden to come look in your bunker then promptly imprisoning her in said bunker was the most NFT-ed up thing ever.

[@shadatree]

this is actually a good representation of KZbin content in the year 2024.

[@marctoast319]

Piccolo on the "doesn't understand social media" to "grifting right-wingers for ez views" pipeline somehow seems correct

[@emmettnewmanreal]

@1:42 thought you could get away with that Bullet for My Valentine footage and get away with it? just because its from 2006??? damn it i feel old now

[@kino9643]

I can't believe jacob alpharad count of monte-cristo'd popular KZbinr hastune fazbear

[@woahitsfranco5286]

Cant believe they made Harley the nuzlo- i mean KZbinr King and then assassinated her 😢😢

[@epiclyawesomesauce]

Harley Quinn as a youtuber is jschlatt coded

[@sunnyd1722]

I did not think I would ever hear Jaiden say “kill yourself”

[@rebahound2023]

I assume you never heard of qsmp (she said it in purgatory and it's FUNNY)

[@sunnyd1722]

I didn’t watch the QSMP. What other language does she speak? It was my understanding that everyone on that server spoke at least two languages.

[@elijahpark5344]

I thought this was going to be a content warning video but this works too 😂

[@Astral-Phoenix]

Every day WILDCARD uploads is a good day. Especially when there's Worldwide Content Creating Phenomena

[@VrintueE]

1:29 Was that a Coleen Ballinger Reference?

[@Mykasan]

was that a pokemon snap effect sound? 0:18

[@4546Bean]

You’ll never live up to the greatness of Nina

[@Dekadread]

I imagine Gohan says I don't play with toys I have a wife and kid and my mom wouldn't let me

[@madeline_nikki_askmombeta]

this video sure aged

[@AlexSnufkin]

its a casio on a plastic beach casio on a plastic beach its styrofoam deepsea landfill its styrofoam deepsea landfill its automated computer speech its automated computer speech

[@miscellaneouswav]

Damn gorillaz mentioned

[@AlexSnufkin]

@@miscellaneouswav I ain't happy im feelin glad i got sunshine in a bag im useless but not for long the future is coming on

[@mehiamawesome0609]

0:33 AMONG US? Its been 4 years why is it still funny

[@namegoeshere12]

they done got roblox tycoons in fortnight??!?!?!?!?!

[@oxlie_5093]

hearing the eastenders thing @4:27 caused me unreal amounts of mental pain

[@sixelayaroh6136]

I love that Jacob actually won but the thumbnail shows how many more subs Jaiden has than him 😂

[@Zeracan]

"She might get cancelled but she will be on top at some point" (giggity)

[@Zeracan]

Giwi referring to subs as "subbies" has me wondering if thought A) that's Ross's nickname B)She does femdom content... Being a streamer is basically like being a findom person...

[@Obbels]

This is, to some extent, dreadfully accurate.

[@Dark_Str1ker]

0:33 HE SAID THE THING HE SAID THE THING

[@NokoDragon]

I like how cade is here dispite the fact he hasn't uploaded in like 5 years

[@ExplodingSteve]

Fortnite is “we have roblox at home” now roblox even finally made themselves playable on ps!

[@Ramen_Komiya]

1:46 Dang Weegee 🤣😎

[@ChapInACap-uc4oc]

It’s criminal that they didn’t do the old wolfey jingle

[@possessedpicklejar4762]

I kinda want an animation now of Mr Beadt taking an arrow to the neck from Harley Quinn before he angrily tells her to leave while swinging a knife around.

[@cameronleacock3079]

Did not expect the Eastenders music reference but here we are. 4:27

[@murdanito]

Giwi: im using you guys for clout. Alpha: yeah, what else is new me: HOT DAMN 🔥🔥

[@omgukkub]

I like y’all’s uploads. Can you do more Pokémon related stuff? Or how bout One Piece or anime quizzes

[@loreaccuratepotato]

them theorizing which fortnite skin would be the best youtuber💀

[@TheRealTacosaurus]

This was the last thing I thought wildcard would make…. But honestly, I’m not even suprised

[@ZekeStaright]

What's the Gojo Thirst Trapper song? 4:27

[@scrunchiee4565]

4:28 not the East enders theme song 😭

[@stone5against1]

"... and that's why..!" god those shorts.. I mean it's a nice way to loop things but.. everyone did it at one point and yeah

[@Starr-sy]

Wildcard, I don’t understand why we aren’t called Jokers, please it makes so much sense 😭😭😭

[@bryanstrahm9961]

Alpharad casually pretending that sabotaging jaiden didn't get him the win

[@pepsi-man-1893]

GUYS HE SAID AMONGUS 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@charninja09]

I played this with my friends at 2 am and i have never laughed so fucking hard

[@patheticest]

I can't believe Harley Quinn got past Gojo's infinity

[@buddyy9558]

"whats up you sack if tubers* wow I did not see that coming thanks 👍👍

[@DreamAngelYt]

Its official Weegee is the best at these intros

[@lilicrozma]

The KZbinr they were all really roleplaying as had to have been Jacksepticeye considering all of the carbombs

[@hellothere8825]

the editor is a gooat fr

[@Chaotic_Monk43]

Was not expecting the Eastenders thuds in a Wildcard video

[@ethanwalters3445]

Continuing the petition to call members of the wildcard community 'jokers' 🃏

[@grassgiant]

I never thought I'd hear Mickey Speedway USA OST in a video

[@Cuttlefishofdoom]

Harley's viewers would be called Quintuplets for sure.

[@mimisezlol]

Dude you're so right