"BeDtyMe sToRiEz Learning to Be Me by Greg Egan", Reading by Joe Hawley.

"I aM n0t JoE hAwlEy"

[@abbexx4283]

whenever Joe isn’t being problematic he is actually quite wholesome

[@project_letters]

He says "pardon" when he messes up the pronunciation, that is such a Joe thing to do

[@Sad.Mellohi]

Why do I keep finding u everywhere😭

[@antimatterg]

​@@Sad.Mellohiall is tally all is hall

[@REAL.ROSS.FEDERMAN]

Pov: Joseph wants you to *go to bed* but you cannot so instead of threatening you with a song like usual, he reads you to sleep

[@annalieseboldt82]

14:37 “fault them then.” “I don’t have to! Eff you!” “I don’t give a uh- s-h-I-t” Just joe trying to be family friendly.

[@maxquacks]

This is such a Joe hawley thing to do

[@justanecho_]

The way he spells out shit instead of swearing 😭

[@rainespiano]

1:48 “DOCTOR I CANT TELL IF IM NOT ME”

[@creativenonetome]

i love how he spells out the curse words 😭😭

[@antcat8400]

i need a timestamp

[@vampz_ire]

@@antcat84002:57 in the video is one of them, not sure abt the rest

[@antcat8400]

@@vampz_ire thank you

[@goodnightseamajor]

@@antcat840014:42 double whammy

[@its_ya_girl_soundous]

​@@antcat840014:37

[@windandbeguilee]

his voice is so calming omg- 10/10 bedtime story that i listened to at 11 pm right before im going to sleep

[@Omanthetallyhallfan]

This aged like milk😭😭😭

[@windandbeguilee]

@@Omanthetallyhallfan still 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@Omanthetallyhallfan]

@@windandbeguilee ik I agree

[@windandbeguilee]

@@Omanthetallyhallfan lol

[@razzmatazz6233]

guess who actually listens to this everyday unironically to calm down? definitely not me i swear 😎👍

[@welovelancer]

its okay were in this together

[@Hurdlertens]

Same too ngl

[@saturnzhornetz44]

I put this on at 3am to try and go back to sleep but ended up having an existential crisis instead from the story, thanks Joe

[@felix_lopuh]

i don't understand English at all but i listen carefully

[@project_letters]

Based

[@alexandrahart8405]

This is genuinely such an intriguing plot

[@Am3rican.1diot]

Yess!!

[@sincerecinnamon]

All of the stories by Greg Egan have such interesting plots, so excellently executed

[@ketcrowz]

literally slept like a baby listening to this while going to sleep

[@KAVEYR]

wow that's so cool ketcrowz

[@aka_kaede]

I like how he ends it in the most abrupt way possible

[@Cleoholl]

A piece of Joe Hawley lore

[@sincerely_sillikers]

i know he has done problematic things, but whenever i think about joe i calm down for some strange reason

[@Disturbed_Banana_Man]

Same :(

[@sincerely_sillikers]

@@Disturbed_Banana_Man im weirdly connected to him

[@Disturbed_Banana_Man]

@@sincerely_sillikers same dude

[@zerotian5661]

i dont regret listening to this in full, was actually very interesting (bonus points, Joe Hawley)

[@Wolverineswife]

I have 37 minutes until i need to get ready for school ily Joseph I’m sleeping to this for the next few minutes

[@Junowazmad]

Someone needs to post this on spotify 😔😔

[@hawkpeterson]

I feel peacefully empty. thank you greg and joe and java

[@sincerecinnamon]

Him: "This is a family program" Him: Watches porn during another one of these, the sounds of it in the background 💀

[@moremouche]

No wayyy, link? 😋

[@project_letters]

Excuse me-

[@sincerecinnamon]

@@project_letters promise me you won't make a video on it- /hj

[@octangulastella]

WHAT

[@ultra_violent]

WHATTT??? SOURCE?? CONTEXT?? PLEASE?!??!!!

[@pinethetree]

This is an interesting thought experiment for a short story. Surprisingly, I think the end uses double irony (or perhaps post-meta-irony). I think what was lost was a unit of redundancy and a few experiences (including the fact that those experiences may have had a broad impact).

[@jab9799]

talking like Joe you are

[@pinethetree]

​@@jab9799 Ikr, life imitates art I guess sometimes, I happen to be in the hospital literally right now in order to get electrical treatments to my brain to help treat my depression that mess with my memory and I was just thinking of this story and how similar it is to E.C.T (Electro-Convulsive-Therapy). What a strange life.

[@PenExploded13]

@@pinethetree simon are you ok

[@pinethetree]

probably not but better than I was then for sure@@PenExploded13

[@Seabass-fi9wg]

7:03 SHINJI GET IN THE ROBOT

[@rykaro69]

ahhhh every time he says "jewel" i think he says juul lsjkjdlksjdklf

[@rainespiano]

J U U L

[@maxquacks]

OHHH HE SAID JEWEL

[@Patternedsilence]

SAME LMAO

[@itzRalsei]

Imagine sleeping to this, couldn’t be me (I do)

[@PinkNinjaKitty50]

This is very relaxing thank you.

[@a3h7ey]

this is a peaceful video

[@superskibidi321]

Listened to this last night, fell asleep fast and hard 😭

[@jaleighlikestallyhall]

this is really interesting. honestly

[@its_ya_girl_soundous]

we have the same pfp :3

[@justanecho_]

Ngl, I actually kind of want this book now

[@Patternedsilence]

watching this at 3am rn, am i gonna fall asleep to it? no, is it calming? hell yes Edit : oh BUT PLSSS STILL KEEP THIS VIDEO UP

[@annalieseboldt82]

18:10 the glasses help him see (how I laugh at you)

[@RAATlol]

oh joe

[@ahemahem8106]

LOL I COUDLNT EVEN LISTEN TO THE REST OF THE STORY BECAUSE I FELL ASLEEP SO QUICK arguably the best sleep i had and it was only 5 hours🎉🎉🎉!!!

[@_miss_lead]

What is your interpretation of this short story??

[@jaysk133]

I confess... I fell asleep with this

[@Amaterasu_990]

Thanks!

[@Splat.attack.]

YEAHHHH SKATEBOARD!!!

[@nonolmao__]

i js slept so good yall

[@nonolmao__]

im abt to do it again ill let u all know how it goes

[@nonolmao__]

was good

[@antcat8400]

@@nonolmao__good

[@TheRedEmperor_]

Joe's on jewels.

[@rainespiano]

Where is this from?

[@javaholly]

Raine’s Piano I can’t quite remember sorry! Though I found it on this archive of sorts.

[@re-animator]

Where did you get these please I need answers

[@rainespiano]

Very nice pfp btw

[@tuney7319]

Why is he like this.

[@HappyMirica]

Joe Hawley is joe pera

[@REAL.ROSS.FEDERMAN]

With the amount of views i am surprised at rhe amount of likes & comments this has-