I've been sworn inon many occasions in courtrooms. No bible, no "so help me God." 🤷🏻♂️
@Mclem2k245 күн бұрын
Chump will attempt to change the saying on money to In chump we trust
@stevenmullins75288 күн бұрын
I automatically love sarah silverman's videos. Her arguments are crammed with logic. I cannot argue with anything she says.
@Alex-tm4thКүн бұрын
@@stevenmullins7528 how could anyone disagree with blackface?
@stevenmullins7528Күн бұрын
@Alex-tm4th that was a poor choice and it was 20 years ago. Tell me you never fucked up?
@bobloblaw6205Күн бұрын
@@stevenmullins7528 that was hilarious too though....not an f up at all.....comedy is comedy and people need to stop falling for these guilt tripping people
@cartersmith98428 күн бұрын
You dont have to swear on the Bible, thats just one of the options for swearing in
@casbot717 күн бұрын
Can't you just swear _at_ it.
@bobloblaw6205Күн бұрын
yup.....she kinda made some ignorant points here lol still love her though
@adamfindlay70918 күн бұрын
We USED to...before November 5th...hm, Jan 6, Nov Fifth, I plead the 5th... sound familiar?
@TRAWETS64Күн бұрын
Suppose you have to swear on a Chinese upside-down brail bible with half the pages missing? Would that count?
@louiswebtser21 сағат бұрын
Technically, you can swear on anything
@TRAWETS6410 сағат бұрын
@@louiswebtser Yep. Sounds like a bunch of BS to me!
@louiswebtserСағат бұрын
@@TRAWETS64 The First Amendment allows any legal person of the USA to be sworn in office with or without using any Bible or book. George Washington did not use a Bible to be sworn in office, John Quincy Adams used a Book of Law, and Teddy Roosevelt did not use anything to be sworn in.
@MichaelThatswho4 күн бұрын
"seperation of church and state" is not in the Constitution, babe. You dont look this young any more either. This clip is from 10 years ago?
@thorr18BEM3 сағат бұрын
In Thomas Jefferson's words, referring to the 1rst amendment of the constitution: I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should "make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof," thus building a wall of separation between Church & State. They didn't change the money to "In god we trust" until the 1950s and it is abominable.
@DmentidJester8 күн бұрын
Except we don't have any choice in any thing do we Sarah? When we all came together to try & get everyone Healthcare you told us all to "sit down & stop acting like children" right Sarah? Even though you yourself recognized the importance of that decision. Right Sarah? Stop acting like you aren't also a part of the problem, you're a cog in the very same system you're basing this joke on Sarah. As a matter of fact, you were actually one of the people who helped start the dominoes falling against the people so... "Truthfully Speaking" why don't you sit down & stop acting like a child while we dig ourselves out of the pile of shit you helped get dumped on us.
@reganpt18 күн бұрын
Uhhhhh. Is... is this Sarah in the room with you right now?
@DmentidJester8 күн бұрын
@reganpt1 uuuhhhh no, but this is her content on her page that she posted right? So either you do not know how content creators share their material or you just like to publicly advertise your willful ignorance as a standard we should normalize...
@reganpt18 күн бұрын
@@DmentidJester You think she uploaded this herself? And that she sits there and reads the comments? Oh my god dude that's so rad! 🤣
@DmentidJester8 күн бұрын
@@reganpt1 Wow you're dense. Look I don't have the time to hold your hand & talk you through things you should already know, so I'll just give you the basics... I said what I said on a public figures account relating to her material, you wanna keep sucking her vag have at it. Enjoy!
@davidnika4467 күн бұрын
@@DmentidJester Did she say NO to you or something?
@Alex-tm4th8 күн бұрын
Why do so many women struggle with comedy?
@FrancisGalton1177 күн бұрын
The late Christopher Hitchens offered this. He said that women were biologically unable to truly understand comedy. The best comediennes, according to him, behaved more like Jews than women.
@l012301237 күн бұрын
@@FrancisGalton117 That's insane, and extremely misogynistic. Hitchens was notoriously known to hate women. If you think women's brains understand comedy different, you're probably just not very funny, and surrounded yourself with chauvinistic "yes men." Like Hitchens. Imagine seeing one of most successful women in comedy and go, "she doesn't understand comedy." You're just wrong and sad. 🤷♂️
@FrancisGalton1177 күн бұрын
@@l01230123 And you sound like a simp.
@jon80047 күн бұрын
She makes more from comedy in a year than you’ll make
@barisbal77827 күн бұрын
cem yılmaz(the most famous stand up comedian of turkey) described this as ; humor is a coping mechanism, one that woman usually dont need to developt in a way that men do he used different words but im giving the rough description
@MrBlairskie5 күн бұрын
Boooooooooooo
@claytondykes61238 күн бұрын
They said sepration of church and state not religion
@jsmall106718 күн бұрын
LOL, that's the worst argument about that conflict that I ever heard.
@claytondykes61238 күн бұрын
Exactly but they also said it was a free country from the get go and we are still trying to fix that
@lokei13268 күн бұрын
True, but it doesn't say that in any founding documents. It says it in one letter.
@l012301237 күн бұрын
_Yeah,_ all those _non-religious_ *churches.* Obviously, God has nothing to do with religious practices, religious areas, or religious words - and when people refer to the church - they clearly mean Pokémon. It's called context folks! Pika pika!! 🙃