French VS English Men | Tatty Macleod

[@fredericmari8871]

She deserves more than what she got from the crowd or the KZbin algorithm. I’m French, lived 10 years in the UK and that was well observed and damn funny!

[@cyrilhaessig27]

She is doing well at the moment, her Tour is pretty much sold out.

[@notimportant7495]

not funny

[@Drakholm]

Looks like said algorithm brought us all here together. Yeah...she has sparks, but overall a bore tour. The material is solid, but she's either rushing or stretching. There's more to audience engagement than acting like a printer when one person laughs. All in all, I think she'll get better though. Was probably just nervous or what not. Teasing Frenchman is an endless bag. 🤪

[@anthonycollins5305]

Aren't french men Muslims...........

[@Monkeyboysdontknow]

@@Drakholm I agree that her timing is way off, which can make or break ANY comedy routine, but I found her material to be no better than a 6 on a ten scale. However, as an American, I realize the subject matter is not of my experience, so I may be missing some subtleties.. Regardless, I do love most English and Irish humor, though, and have even bought a region-free blue-ray player to watch region "2" media that was/is unavailable for region "1" (thankfully, not as big a problem as it used to be).

[@redlandz1977]

“Somebody who has sympathy for the English” 😂🤣😂🤣 that is BRUTAL 🤣

[@VinceYT2408]

Well, I do love England ;) But it's pretty rare lol

[@robertgoerss]

@@redlandz1977" sympathy for the english", well that's pretty transitory, right?

[@mooncorp212]

Oh englishes deserves sympathy, sure. But frenches deserves love. :p

[@kb25j]

Even funnier, it's true, I looked it up 😂

[@redlandz1977]

@@kb25j I seriously love that this is true 😂🤣 I’m just some random American, but I appreciate my British and French history (just in terms of how they helped create my culture and country). I’m glad that the vicious rivalry between the two nations is a thing of the past, but this cultural rivalry is awesome 😂

[@dorothybobo5157]

American Booty Call: “You up?” 😂😅😂

[@missopowers]

Can confirm. Spot on.

[@imaginarydrummer]

Accurate.

[@NickMak-m2c]

Pff you're just dealing with dopey people, my flirts have been poetry. They just require the right partner and not everyone in America gets it. A lot of the girls are just the "hey!! boom boom boom, I want you in my room!

[@mgancarzjr]

"wyd?"

[@RadicalCaveman]

And if you say yes, "Wow, we have so much in common!"

[@badadviceforfree]

Ah brings up memories of men in France yelling out car windows 'you are a bouquet of flowers ' to my friends and I. How different that is in Australia.....

[@TheSteelGeneraI]

and? did anything ever come of that? Regale us your stories.....

[@MB-bi6nt]

I read that as “You are a baguette of flowers 🥖 “

[@kyaaa_9590]

Yep you got to enjoy the old France now it's fucked and women get whistled all the time as soon as they want to dress up

[@SaulKopfenjager]

@@TheSteelGeneraI Probably not, but it would definitely been received better than the Australian version... "of show us your !its"

[@juliendda644]

Very Basic for a french man, "les flatteries" are food of love for women . How People do in other countries ?

[@augustinf]

Oh m’y god… I’m French and the father of 4 daughters. You had me at the edge of my seat with the “how did your father cope with 4 girls?” Lol. My daughters are half french and half spanish; tonight is France-Spain in the euro semifinals and they are all going to watch like 10 minutes at most and will cheer for Spain. That wouldn’t happen if I had boys 😂😂

[@lennis4739]

Spain deserves to win, though. And tonight is Spain-France, not France-Spain. Since the game ain't played in corrupt Doha, the winner tonight will be La Roja!

[@augustinf]

@@lennis4739 lol whatever dude.

[@TwinkleWinks2]

Why are they cheering for Spain? Is it because they're following mum or because the young and handsome Spanish players? 😅

[@augustinf]

@@TwinkleWinks2 lol because they follow mum, even if 2 of them are too young to even understand… The eldest is for Spain and the second wants both to win 😅

[@lc1138]

Aww props to you for actually having stayed.

[@LeChevalierLelion]

Thats the most English French woman I’ve ever seen

[@bartonwishart9994]

Mac Leod ...great name of Scotland.

[@SuzanaNour]

She's bilingual and bicultural, so that makes sense.

[@Wazkaty]

Discovered that her parents are from the UK and then moved to France, so she IS reeally the most English French, growing up as a French but living in English at home

[@liorbeaugendre6935]

@@Wazkaty oh ok as a French I was sceptical the whole video... she looks nothing French, her face looks really british to me

[@GuillaumeRx]

@@liorbeaugendre6935Fellow Frenchman here. To be fair, France is a very very ethnically diverse country. We don’t have a “French look” really. 2000+ years of being in the middle of Western Europe routes, wars, 3 empires, invasions, and a few immigration waves from all over the world will do that for you. But I get your point though, she feels British indeed.

[@mikescarborough9196]

Australian Booty Call: "Hey love, can ya grab us a six-pack of Carlton on the way in?"

[@mr.funkyright]

don't forget to emphasize to get em from the servo

[@anadd6195]

😂😂😂

[@UziMusic]

6 pack way too expensive, ill pick up a goon sack on the way over..

[@misstekhead]

As an American woman that’s my booty call, “Hi darlin’, can you please pick up a six-pack? And for God’s sake make sure it isn’t American beer!”

[@KingoftheJuice18]

I'm envious of her perfect bilingualism.

[@gordondavies7773]

Many Europeans can switch between 2 or more languages without a pause. Welsh or Gaelic speakers do it all the time. As do Quebec Canadians or Hispanic Americans. Many Indians are bi-tri-quadrilingual. Arguably, bilingualism is the norm and mono-linguals are a minority

[@KingoftheJuice18]

@@gordondavies7773 It's true that Superman would have been just an ordinary guy on Krypton.

[@AnnaONeill-s9x]

Although, her accents are extraordinary

[@chelseafolk]

​@@gordondavies7773 this is patently false. Many Europeans also know a bit of english. But most people are not fluent in more than one language, certainly not more than two. And even among Hispanic americans, roughly 2/3 of them are bilingual, and their Spanish suffers. I don't know what you're smoking, but it sounds like you read a lot more of what you're talking about than actually experienced in life.

[@mottthehoople693]

@@chelseafolk not false at all...my grandfather who was Polish could speak fluent Polish French Italian German Russian English Latin...and he could switch between languages on the fly If there was a word with the same meaning...only person I ever met that could do that.. as an aside he could also do complex maths in his head to 6 decimal places He was a metallurgist and mechanical engineer..

[@mitchellguerrerio]

That dictionary joke at the end was great she’s pretty funny

[@disenfranchising]

It;'s not a joke, it's true.

[@hollyl5702]

​@@disenfranchisingThe truth is often told in jest 😉

[@docstranger9520]

​@@disenfranchising The French will never understand why the world is not speaking their language instead of English. 'But why? We are ze greatest! Johnny 'alliday, underage sex and raw beef mince. Zut alors!'

[@Mahy4]

It’s an art for the French and the Italians. Either way they’ll forget you in the morning 😂

[@chalkiememe4183]

I found these observations so funny my first serious boyfriend was italian, then an Englishman, then engaged to a Canadian, my husband is Greek so I found myself making funny comparisons in my mind much like Tatty has done. 😂

[@BoldTestament]

Sounds like you got some mileage on your clock 😂

[@pahadianalyst]

I hope you have a happy healthy long relationship...but if you ever move on to Indians, please leave a comment.

[@dancarter482]

@@BoldTestament Ho ho ho ....

[@alicemakarevich6762]

​@@BoldTestament you call 4 serious relationships milage? Are you 15?

[@hillman334]

Unbelievable rizz

[@akairborne]

I got to the "cigarette exhale" and realized how hilarious she is!

[@marcgoldstein2957]

I'm a Frenchman and I approve this message! lol

[@maxximumb]

How am I only just discovering her now?

[@MattHudsonAtx]

"aubergine" and im ded

[@dan-nutu]

It's a French word though, so it must be intended as classy! 😃

[@LynxSouth]

@@dan-nutu Nah, it's just what the Brits call an eggplant. As she said, they like to use French words.

[@dan-nutu]

Yes, they do that when it refers to food, e.g. beef instead of cow etc. But it's really just French after all

[@OmbreDunDouble]

​@@dan-nutu In french we call the english "les rosbifs", reminding us surely of the appetizing toneskin your people takes on our beaches. 🫡 Truly the beef/bœuf things seems to be the other one business for both of us. We also say "vache" to say cow, and to speak english like a spanish vache is about not speaking it quite fluently to say the least. 🐄 On the other hand, "a biff" in english is a bon coup-de-poing. "Un biff" in french is an unresolved conflict. So here it is to ponder who throw the first entrecôte across the channel. 🥩 A mystery, which, I assume, will stay unmatched. Here was my preposterous raffinement about our bovine entente. Gentleman, have a Good day, on my side I'll get back to reading La Fontaine "the frogg and the cow". 🐸

[@giancarlo.mariani]

@@OmbreDunDouble “having a beef” in British English also means having a bit of a conflict/confrontation with someone

[@jbliggidy123]

The fact that booty call is such a normal part of english vernacular now is pretty funny

[@gordondavies7773]

'Booty call' is mire American than English

[@lynetteminute]

My same takeaway from this. I thought ok Bill Bellamy lives on.

[@andrewwilsonramos8718]

​@@gordondavies7773 lol we speak English, do we not? Booty call as a phrase is understood in pretty much any English-speaking setting

[@DreamteamCarlo]

@@gordondavies7773 What would be a more English or British equivalent then?

[@gregsager2062]

@@andrewwilsonramos8718 "Booty" as a slang term for female buttocks (and thus as a sexual term for women, via the linguistic process of synecdoche) is of Black American English origin, and is first attested in the Jazz Age (circa 1920-35). So, yeah, @gordondavies7773 is right about the term being more American than British. But the Internet and the cross-pollination of movies, television, etc., between both sides of the pond is blurring the line between American slang and British slang more and more each year.

[@stephanielorant5142]

Being French but having lived in England and the US, I do think the French booty call is a work of art, or at least way more playful, therefore more exciting and fun.

[@sharpwip5607]

Agree with you 100%. She needs to make a video on the work of Art on how a French man convinces you to go home with him after a dinner night.. (Hint: has nothing to do with alcohol, the alcohol is always very moderate when going out with them.)

[@MungoBungo00]

5:05 "an emu's bush" 👀 OMFG I love these subtitles 🔥⭐⭐⭐🏆⭐⭐⭐🔥

[@gabrieljohnson4213]

...Is made of feathers

[@rustyhowe3907]

As an Australian I heard that too and thought ooooooh so *that's* what they call it over there, fair.

[@regant.cameron8237]

Amuse bouche 🎉

[@MungoBungo00]

@regant.cameron8237 Thank you Captain Obvious 🙄

[@CEHM82]

@@rustyhowe3907😂😂😂😂

[@lovelyjubbly4151]

I live in France with 3 grown up daughters and we can totally relate to this. Right on the ball 😆

[@Mancheguache]

oo'er

[@veme2857]

Right on what

[@lc1138]

You stayed :o I respect that.

[@Splinter-ben]

@@veme2857 Please be gentle with her, it's internet and she is a boomer, she has no idea about what she is talking about ! She still thinks Nixon is the president 😂😂😂

[@robertarisz8464]

You are the cock of the walk and in a great country for it.

[@itsover9008]

4:40 "That is not what I paid for" LMAO

[@abstract5249]

Underrated line. It was so subversive and the crowd failed to appreciate it.

[@JadyLester]

My dad had 4 daughters, and got a dog. A very male, macho dog.

[@sydisticsandman]

😂😂😂

[@brunobailly7013]

And let me guess... The dog had more hugs and cuddles than your dad, right ?

[@brantleyshouthers207]

😂😂😂

[@noone-ld7pt]

I bet the girls gave him a gorgeous name tho, like: Prince Flufferton And since they're in the majority eventually only responds to that no matter what your dad calls it. And since your dad is the one walking him he eventually is on the corner yelling for Prince Flufferton to come back. And hopefully he'll laugh to himself and see how daughters just make everything in life better!

[@Charsy8]

You cannot convince me this dog is anything but a yorkie or a chihuahua (or just another similar small breed, tbh)! 🤣

[@gr8dvd]

"You’ve been gorgeous." Funny, exactly what I was thinking.

[@PatentPending-le6qj]

Her delivery is spot on, I just had to rewind the first minute & ten seconds.😂😂❤

[@Robespierre-lI]

The audience is dead

[@rbudl2164]

That is true what she said about "anglophile" in the French dictionary. LOL

[@paulflorent9979]

French here. I just checked in the 3 main dictionaries (Le Robert, Le Larousse, Le Dictionnaire de l'Académie française)... and it's true. Aouch.

[@GijsvanDam]

That's the level of pettiness I strive for. 😂

[@a.m928]

Thats a severe burn. Poor english

[@Suzanna-chez-moi]

I have no doubt it’s true, BUT “sympathetic, sympathy (sympa for short)” has different meanings in the 2 languages. In English, it implies a heavy dose of pity (hence her joke), but in French that is absent… Tu es très sympa means you’re very nice (I like you). It’s something I’ve heard used a lot by French expats in Quebec. It’s not used commonly by the Québécois, so it confused me initially… (Anglophone Quebecer… bilingual, but English is my maternal language). I probably still don’t have the nuance exactly right.

[@Suzanna-chez-moi]

Quebecers favour the word “gentil, gentille” if they want to say you’re “nice”. They are not telling you you’re “gentle”.😄

[@maomuller3378]

I'm French. We do use English words in French, but apart from corporate speak (which is pretty recent) the only English words we use are words that only *we* use - English people don't use them. We made them.

[@p.f.b.1484]

We do the same in Italy 😆

[@carolesmall-diop2333]

C'est tellement vrai !

[@RobertWarrenGilmore]

le footing hahahaha

[@RobertWarrenGilmore]

("Footing" exists in English but it doesn't mean the same thing as in French.)

[@thebowmac]

Can you give an example, please?

[@mariancornel3383]

Funny stuff, i love the way that she goes from french to english, and that she speaks perfect in both languages :)

[@NickMak-m2c]

Her English accent is insanely good, you can tell she must have moved there as a teen to have an accent that well developed.

[@miagilaani5853]

@@NickMak-m2c Her parents are both british so she grew up with British accent speaking parents, that's why she also has a British accent

[@bilp_bloup_bot]

​​@@NickMak-m2cShe said she grew up in France with a Scottish mother, they would speak English at home

[@alansmith2203]

This comedian has a high IQ. Great insights into dating a French man vs an English man. Loved her routine

[@SBClaude]

Perfectly bilingual and very funny

[@o.m.9752]

no and also no

[@michellestella7477]

​@@o.m.9752 feeling better?

[@Splinter-ben]

@@michellestella7477better than you !

[@SuzanaNour]

Funny is subjective and you might not have a sense of humor, but she's absolutely bilingual. Which language are you claiming she doesn't know?

[@SBClaude]

@@o.m.9752 Let’s forget about her brand of humor, that I like and you don’t. As my dad used to say, des goûts et des couleurs on ne discute pas. But your comment on her being perfectly bilingual makes me wonder if you actually speak either language, it’s just absurd.

[@mike_base]

"That is NOT-- what I paid for..." I was already on board, but that line completely won me over right there. Nice.

[@lindsayalisonstevens3592]

Lmfao at that French booty call 😂😂😂

[@VinceYT2408]

Well, not doing that myself...but I never made booty calls.

[@dan-nutu]

The Moon part was hilarious

[@juliendda644]

Why ? Women in France don't like direct attack !

[@TriAngles3D]

Refreshing material and nicely delivered.

[@dan-nutu]

The no laughter pause after the statement at 3:34-3:39 is priceless!

[@plannedobsolescence8696]

I’m 1 if 6 girls and all people ever say is “Oh you’re POOR dad” 😂

[@christinevr7698]

They are so dumb. Girls will look after (good) dad every holiday, special events; he will have good food, gifts, and special thoughtful events planned til he passes. If there is a health crisis he is well looked after. Smart dads know this.

[@gritsonamission]

I cackled through the entire set! Loved it! Looking forward to more from Tatty Macleod!

[@titou1again]

Tres drole! As a French lover, I can tell you: I don't satisfy. I bedazzle🤩

[@Gabriel.-pc5uc]

I love this kind of comedy! Subtle, light and hilarious

[@Sibbot]

France where unwanted affection is a art form.

[@kato.......]

😂 brilliant patter

[@Laughter17]

It’s called knowing how to romance..I prefer the French way..😊😊

[@NickMak-m2c]

The American way is just to copy whatever the English think "What're we doing we're making fun of the French now even though they helped us kick your ass for our freedom. Sure. HEY FRANCE! LOST WORLD WAR 2 MUCH HA-HAAA!" That's gotta be half the dopes in America

[@ksrt2654]

Expectations are EVERYTHING

[@francescarr7043]

I'm impressed by her shirt and pants combo!! She's also funny!

[@JoeWolsing]

If you feel you can no longer endure what you can't endure, think of all of us loving and sharing your brilliant work. You are one of our loud voices. We hear you, we see you! Try to feed your heart with it!

[@JimBalter]

At the Battle of Hastings and during the Hundred Years War the French called the English les goddams, because the English were always swearing. In the Bayeux tapestry that illustrates the battle, all the Englishmen have mustaches.

[@niverent]

She's one of the best female comedians I've ever heard.

[@tyrionlannister2565]

I always thought the French hated the English but I’m starting to think they low key like each other.

[@StephanieMT]

I laughed so much at this. Great stuff

[@E2E2_E2E2]

I want to watch again Roman Frayssinet stand up about his booty call just after that, it’s exactly this 😂

[@babelbabel2419]

Her French is spectacular. Really rare not to have the slightest hint of an English accent. Even when switching back and forth within the same sentence. A true bilingual speaker.

[@agentstar734]

She is French, that checks out

[@babelbabel2419]

@agentstar734 she's both I guess as she spent her childhood in France with her English family

[@agentstar734]

@@babelbabel2419 she inhabited in England for more than 15 years now, so she got quite some time to get fluent Maybe the family helped too

[@Miettes-ti2oj]

She said she's half french, dunce.

[@aahkendall]

A friend of mine in France, all she gets is pictures of his member 😂

[@tinaperez7393]

She shouldn't put up with that or him. Drop someone if / when they do behavior you don't want.otherwise it's just telling people you're okay with it. Higher standards = higher results. Unless she likes that behavior.

[@oliviastar3812]

Anyone know what she says at 6:08 when she talks in French ....when she was talking about what the French say "..... Innit mate!"?

[@Gael-pn9ki]

"Écoute mec je vais prendre un verre, moi je suis partant, après à toi de voir hein"

[@stejer211]

To say the least she has adapted well to English fashion, my goodness.

[@rupaparna]

The pants are french. The top is english

[@Miettes-ti2oj]

Yeah especially w/that ridiculous french sailor shirt that every English tourist to France thinks makes you look 'sooo veeeh-reeeeee freeeeensch....' Morons.

[@aleksandragalkina4933]

@@rupaparna I have to disagree; the top is a marinière, a French icon of style really and she is rocking it

[@adrianaaagaardsommer3466]

This lovely girl deserved an even bigger applause than she got. 😂

[@miss2971]

My God I don't know who she is but she was amazing, I learned a lot. Thank you lady ❤

[@essforsence2907]

I'm french and I forgot this frenglish accent...I laughed so much. I don't know it it is perceived as a joke or as The Little Prince speaking x)

[@garolstipock]

Her personality! Her delivery!!

[@PumpkinSpikey]

She’s so funny. 😂 I loved every minute of this.

[@AlmostGodess]

That was awesome, thank you!

[@severinehelary6951]

No, no! Just when one arrives to the UK it’s like ’Welcome to MORDOR!!!’ 😮😅😂

[@budte]

The difference between an English man and a French man is that if there is noise downstairs at 4am the Englishman is going down to deal with it.

[@rogerlouie1]

Wow, I actually enjoyed this a LOT because you tickled my brain and my funny bone - best kind of comedy.

[@SilkyStyle]

She's very funny and likable❤

[@alsimon4722]

She was great! I literally laughed out loud.

[@gw7624]

French men: Why do you English men not make any effort? English men: Have you _seen_ our women?

[@j.t2310]

A late night walk 😂😂😂😂😂😂 i will laugh for the rest of my life

[@andykaufman7620]

I enjoyed that on many levels.

[@kellysong2256]

I am also a woman with 3 sisters, and my dad used to have a license plate frame that said, "I have 4 beautiful daughters, and I carry a gun" 😂 (and yeah, he really did)

[@robertgoerss]

Beautiful, especially at the end!

[@lc1138]

Congrats for your accent. I can't fully judge the english accent, but until there were some long sentences in french I thought "c'est pas possible, elle est britannique et elle est juste revenue vivre là-bas"

[@jeylful]

Does she have a foreign accent in French? Or does she sound native. I am starting to learn French and when she was counting, I expected the "trois" to sound with a stronger R but then I am just learning...

[@MinhthanhDo]

She does have the Anglophone accent in French. I think She is English but has lived in France in my opinion.

[@ChocolateJewels]

OMG, she is lovely! I want more.

[@etherealzero-hf4cx]

C'était excellent 👍

[@williamtendo7835]

She is intelligently hilarious 😊

[@nypala]

My grandpa had six daughters. He survived because he was out working in the fields from morning to evening.

[@dawhike]

You have adopted the English accent quite well. 😊

[@davyr847]

Ello darlin, fancy some room temperature gin? 😂😂

[@JinxyVision]

gotta bring your own lemons luv

[@nicolaablett7790]

She is super accurate

[@hybridepigenes]

I am 63 and have never had a booty call. Fuck, where did life go!?

[@teresafinoalchemy]

There's still time...

[@NickMak-m2c]

I'm 30 and have never sent one, I'm just too polite for all that

[@hybridepigenes]

@@teresafinoalchemy seriously, there is none.

[@apebass2215]

You've not missed out.

[@hybridepigenes]

@@NickMak-m2c apparently you just. Have to ask for it!!!!

[@damightyshabba439]

Enjoyed that.... I hope KZbin Algo picks up my like and shows me more....

[@lucasjones3338]

6:05 that was so good

[@meldoborel]

C'est vrai !! Les mecs français créent un énorme fossé entre ce qu'ils te vendent et ce que tu obtiens ^^ MDR

[@gengis737]

Mais certains essaient très activement de le combler 😃

[@meldoborel]

@@gengis737 LOL Je ne désespère pas de rencontrer cette minorité ^^

[@lc1138]

Ouch. 💢

[@igalbitan5096]

Un peu comme sur Wish, entre ce qui est présenté sur le site et ce qui est livré... Wish Lovers, donc. 🤣

[@Specoups]

Si vous n'aviez pas des attentes délirantes, on serait pas tenus de faire semblant de pouvoir y répondre :) C'est la loi du marché.

[@hakichiki]

Me: Imagining the epic #LaughMicBattle between she and Eddie Izzard!

[@ordisono6816]

2:34 > Like the scene in "Bruce almighty" (Moon, stars) lol

[@MarieAmicalola]

lol I wasn’t ready for the dad leaving 😂

[@stefantom4]

This crowd was dry as hell but she was really funny

[@-grey]

When I lived in Paris people liked to point out that it was odd to be called Great Britain when we don't have anything that makes a country great, such as culture, cuisine, romance, or style. However, greatness has historically been frequently achieved through everything that we are good at: ultra violence and no remorse.

[@xnsxxnsx]

You have a great language and British humour - the best one in the world.

[@emmabrooker166]

We invented the Industrial Revolution! but it’s been downhill from there apart from a brief Swinging Sixties

[@victotronics]

The striped shirt was a nice touch.

[@marcl2213]

As a french Canadian I can’t say if her french accent is perceptible but her British english sounds great! 🤔

[@Pika-lo2gq]

To be honest she speaks pretty well and I'm a native

[@Pika-lo2gq]

To be honest she speaks pretty well and I'm a native

[@nadep7211]

Didn’t notice any French accent

[@anhphi100]

She sounds great in both languages, like a native in both

[@saelind73]

Italian would be: Hey, I was thinking about you. Are you up for a spaghetti aglio e olio? 😍😆

[@pegapage9603]

No, that's not the Italian way. They come straight to your house and write a text: apri. Open. That's it.

[@sub-jec-tiv]

@@pegapage9603😂

[@joaovitorreisdasilva9573]

Someone who has sympathy for the English had me dying lmao

[@Eliza-98]

This is great material!

[@robertmoye7565]

Brilliant comedy and delivery.

[@ameliAmuse1]

Cheers! Thank you for sharing your artistry and creativity!

[@pallinagialla97]

Hahhaha this is so relatable!

[@noone-ld7pt]

She crushed it, crowd was a bit dead!

[@Miettes-ti2oj]

She's dead as a doornail, as is her English audience.

[@tobeyoffodile51]

"That is not what I paid for" was so underrated

[@infadeldog13]

Funny! Also, ‘orgasm’ a French word too? Means ‘little death’ - maybe that Frenchman wasn’t exaggerating about his ex! 😮😅

[@_sarcasmiss2141]

La petit mort ❤

[@tinamenon1593]

Death by disappointment? 😅

[@Angelcynn_2001]

That's why french women prefer us Englishmen.

[@plantstho6599]

She's describing Pepe Le Pew's stalkerish behavior.

[@AnitaClue]

Pepe Le Pew would not be sending texts about being simpatico with the moon, and taking late night walks. Pepe Le Pew would have bribed the manager of the building to give him a key to her apartment, and be waiting for her when she got home from work...probably smoking that cigarette in her bed. This despite Penelope Pussycat's obvious and repeated rejections of his advances. Pepe seems charming to an extent but he only wants the seemingly unattainable, and when the tables turn and she is after him, Pepe shows his stripes (no pun intended) and his massive fear of commitment by running away. That skunk needs therapy. The Frenchman in Tatty's set at least seems to understand that it's the woman's choice whether she lets him in or not.

[@mushroom_en_couleur]

Je ne savais pas qu’on pouvait faire un « booty call » autrement qu’à la française 😄.

[@DanseuseAstucieuseetMaman]

The last joke is true! Just verified on a french dictionnary 😂😂😂

[@harrymills2770]

What's universally true about the 4 a.m. booty call is that #1 the man thinks you're easy and #2 you weren't his first choice.

[@dorothybobo5157]

Nah, he’s just horny.

[@giuliagrigoli5886]

And so what?

[@user-qx3yo7sx9u]

I love it