Beijing Cereal.... Reddit Report Card

[@StevenHe]

just dropping by to say hello

[@vakqdev]

hi

[@adw3953]

Well done your one time to call steven faliure

[@nolannolan5164]

Hi also E

[@OsmosisOP]

Hallo

[@W.HDcFanFanArt]

Hi how is son doing

[@dankm3m3z39]

“Now you can taste failure in the morning” : Beijing Cereal

[@lucascerbasi4518]

"With Beijing Cereal i can taste the failure every morning before walking 20 miles,uphill,both ways to go to school."

[@MAILLADY2010]

"Guaranteed no fiber. Failure when unexpected, guaranteed".

[@aishaMa_]

The scent of failure is so strong, that I can smell the fumes of B+ everyday, anywhere.

[@Shivam-et9qc]

WE just need to keep posting F a i l u r e till Steven stops laughing at it

[@muhammadhashir6136]

Delude yourself however ye want but Steven will never stop laughing. You wanna know why? BeCuZ hE iS a FaLiUrE!!!!

[@dogebreadoflife7396]

@@muhammadhashir6136 a true FAILURE

[@MarshallTheArtist]

@@muhammadhashir6136 I won't stop either. Same reason.

[@MasterIsabelle]

@@muhammadhashir6136 laughs maniacally

[@vniqlo]

Ah yes. we only post F a i l u r e. Cus that is what our m a s t e r, is.

[@hamdaani3400]

steven: sees the word failure also steven: laughs louder than a car

[@matthewalexander7581]

Even hes humour is a failure

[@moles317]

It's a way of coping with his failure

[@tk8i367]

How can you edit your comment and not correct "then" to "than"

[@muazabdullah7504]

I didn't know cars could laugh.....

[@forzashorts9856]

If its too much failure he become a windshield wiper

[@ab6ixblindforloveismyultja641]

2:06 “we are 63 failures strong” - he even failed at reading numbers

[@purrphantom]

Just 2 more for a stack

[@pokeinator7834]

@@purrphantom lmao

[@pokeinator7834]

Lolololollolol

[@eagleboii]

F A I L U R E

[@GrimmGrinner]

Steven: "Why does everyone always use this photo?" Also Steven: "This is an embarrassing photo."

[@quietmoment7392]

Steven: We are 63 failures strong meanwhile the subreddit 6.3k Steven can't even see properly F a i l u r e

[@kobe86]

The real failures are the people who didn’t realize he said 63 til this comment

[@RussianSpy4632]

Thought this when I saw it too

[@gamingnamehere1560]

@@kobe86 nooooooo

[@Guesty_2763]

Oh my God that's so true LOL

[@somedude8380]

F A I L U R E

[@W.HDcFanFanArt]

Steven He: Beijing cereal is the best. Steven He son: Eating Shanghai cereal.

[@da-bloon-master3308]

I just wrote Shang hai corn

[@ej123yt7]

YO STEVEN NEEDS TO ADD CAPTIONS SO I CAN WATCH HIS VIDEOS WHILE NOT LISTENING TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M A FAILURE.

[@sadisticsmokie666]

But how far did you walk to school? That's the real question.

[@ej123yt7]

@@sadisticsmokie666 I walk 1 meter to school

[@kobe86]

@@ej123yt7 garbage I walked 50 miles up hill both ways on one foot while my other foot was starting FAILURE

[@brendengonsalves6616]

YES STEVEN HEAR THE PRAYERS OF YOUR LITTLE FAILURES LMAO JKJK BUT YE ADD CAPTIONS PLEASE

[@abhinavthapliyal6479]

@@kobe86 You had it easy . I literally had to ride a triceratops , treck mount everest and fight the mamouths with shotguns daily on the way to school.

[@anthonyjanthonycrowley898]

This upload made my week.

[@AlexanderTheBeast]

Steven: He's huge. Me: Now that's what i call a poor choice of words.

[@djbella]

that's what she said. thats what i thought when I heard that. IM A FAILUR-

[@sashawas5747]

My therapist: Giraffe neck Steven isn't real, he can't hurt you Giraffe Neck Steven:

[@alru1842]

lmao I made that meme too

[@jfrcrz9968]

You should've called it "Nasolabial fold" coz when I heard just labial fold my mind pictured the vulva. 😂🤣😂

[@hitotsudaketsukinoko]

Same 😆

[@KODEEZY]

You know he watches KSI when he speaks like a roadman

[@stevenhelive]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[@saksham79]

Steven dad- I am the face of Beijing Corn Steven as dad- I am the face of Beijing Cereal Stevens kid- I am the face of Beijing chips

[@lifeline0235]

Steven's subreddit : posts pictures of failure and getting upvotes Danimilkman : *hold my milk*

[@duraeble]

approved

[@TalkingTechTM]

We need Steven to actually make bejing corn🌽 Just get corn and rebrand it😎

[@magnoalexisdaodao598]

Hi steven your vids are getting funnier everyday

[@sarahjane7960]

"I would play a really good Jack Sparrow." It's *Captain* Jack Sparrow.

[@Atiredsandwich.]

Literally half of my school watch/ heard of this channel. During math we were randomly saying lines at the table.

[@aaryanpatel1198]

Can you pls bring your real dad and convince him to watch a skit of yours with you

[@andreassmed2255]

No

[@Manfrend-von-karma]

He will send him to jesus

[@TheChaosClan3]

Best idea i’ve EVER heard. :D

[@matwatson7947]

Stephens Dad: I raised a Doughnut 🍩

[@dexterhorman-uv4oc]

YES

[@kornaxon3522]

Yaaay, you liked my fanart! 🥰 Get ready for the comics coming up!

[@hylaherping9180]

This guys energy is out of this world

[@josephcorsino7916]

Let’s put it in a language Stevens dad can understand... FAILURE Lol 😂

[@keeppushingtruth2356]

I love the subreddit it’s hilarious

[@amberyoung4425]

My daughter and I love you 💜💜🤣🤣 thank you for all the laughs Steven!!

[@raidedcluster]

When your meme doesn't make it: Maybe I am a failure

[@HikrisDopl]

It’s fail-yoor , not failure

[@TatiQ0]

Drinking tea out of a jar is a very Southern thing. Imagine my surprise when I took a Canadian train trip and hot cups of tea served with milk and sugar. They asked “how much” and I said “let’s go with what’s most popular. I’ve never had tea like this”

[@CheckTMOW]

My sister wants to be a lawyer and I want to be an engineer... We’re Korean-American

[@krnl1304]

I am Indian. And it's the same thing here. We have a variety of careers to choose from - Lawyer, Doctor, SOFTWARE engineer (other branches are trash they say), Chartered accountant (CA) or MBA OR a PhD. All Asian parents are scarily the same.

[@mcvenne8935]

His labial folds?! 🤣

[@re-com1236]

Steven needs to be more like Johnny Sins. He works in occupation you could think of. The exact opposite of a failure.

[@AlsoThere]

Loved this Heven Ste video!

[@r-marie]

This Beijing cereal IS IT *superior?* to our heart failure cereal

[@peterburns3223]

0:48 bro I’m Australian and there is also mount agony about 2 kilometres from my house

[@itzzpotato]

Steven: Has a twitter and over 200 followers Also Steven: Says he doesn't have a twitter

[@lebogang1240]

Cereal flavored Beijing Corn

[@leyz_chips]

Hello Steven!!!! Love your videos!!! You are an absolute legend and ya..... You definitely are not a FaIlUrE. Thank you for all your hard work! You always make my worst days better! Thank you!!

[@cx_2e313]

Steven: Breathes His dad: FaiLuRe!

[@afishguy3617]

When I was your age, breathing wasn’t invented yet.

[@hawkeye7106]

Finally another Reddit video!

[@stevenhelive]

I'll do these more

[@KuDastardly]

Face-Apping Steven He's on blockbusting movies makes it look like one of those Chinese epic CGI movies.

[@ranbirsingh7207]

ay i tried to search steven on akinator and the final question that decided it was is your guy associated with corn?😂

[@chitravi77]

Beijing cereal's tag line be like: get the disappointing flavour of failure first this in morning.

[@malikmalchan2525]

steven's father: beijing cereal 0.01 rupees

[@Big.P]

This is the greatest channel in the history of great channels

[@wataboringlife]

Idoit

[@lucamattiucci8215]

No views, no comments, no likes? me:IMPOSSIBLE!

[@stevenhelive]

ayyyyy thanks for being early

[@willyk3]

Exotic rare footage of Steven not drinking from his Beijing corn cup

[@user-vi9cn5zb1t]

Mount Disappointment. I CAN'T- 😆

[@Falcont71]

8:20 ah yes I couldnt drink water literally. Went a few days without it. I feel fine.

[@potatogod3966]

sooo....is no one just gonna talk about how steven laughs like a dying horse? *failure*

[@RussianSpy4632]

“And a complimentary can of Beijing Corn!” “This is why my son is a failure” -Steven He’ dad

[@memski9565]

Steven.. you're so successful that people come here just to call you a *F A I L U R E*

[@lord_pearl]

0:00 i was literally watching this at 3 am. steven couldnt even wake someone up.

[@justmason4136]

1:15 hahahah

[@ghostiy1008]

stevens dad: when i was your age i used to walk twenty mile up hill both ways in 3 dimentions while fighting two tigers and a tyrannosaurus that had nunchucks and i only had a sticc

[@MasterGamerXGamerboi]

no views, 1 like and 0 comments. Pretty peaceful tbh

[@ineedfood11]

0:49 Australians: **chuckles* I’m in danger

[@Rosswilliams250]

I like cheese

[@DarthOminis]

1:38 so your favourite day of the week on KZbin is when your not on KZbin *Noice*

[@pane0_018]

Fun fact : short videos will now make even less money

[@William_luoma2010]

Me and my friends were playing soccer and we had 2 teams Beijing corn and Shanghai beans.🤣🤣🤣

[@Poopyyyyy123]

WHATT howwwww bruh literally I am soo earllyyyyyy and I see no commentsss. But the comment section at the top be like: 29 commentssssss Me: WHATT THE HELLLLL

[@stevenhelive]

AYAYYYYYYYY welcome to the early sqyad

[@Poopyyyyy123]

@@stevenhelive OMGGGGGGGGG hiiiiiiiiiiii

[@djvictory2551]

“Look like I fart rice for a living” lmao 🤣

[@andreasc5015]

Why are you not studying, when I was your age I -

[@EPICDEEE]

man you enjoy making these videos and i like watching these

[@osama_alhgesh6]

Me in ramadan be like:😋

[@adventuresofthecosmos8306]

I’m starting to believe that the Beijing corn things are the infinity stones

[@bum6494]

14 views and 43 seconds

[@stevenhelive]

niccce welcome to the early squad

[@gracehowell.]

We've also Mount Desolation and Mount Despair in Australia, among other excellently named mountains.

[@vakqdev]

First

[@stevenhelive]

yes you are

[@vakqdev]

@@stevenhelive i smell failure

[@nixie-leviathan1992]

I feel like Steven should make an entire production company of just Bejing products, bejing corn, bejing cereal, bejing water slides!!, extra Asian FAILURE bejing Corn, bejing chocolate, bejing energy drinks, bejing cookies, bejing blenders, beijing drills, bejing games, bejing bejing, bejing makeup, bejing eggs, bejing pet toys, bejing candles, bejing waffles, bejing bread, bejing toast, i could keep going, but i dont want to.

[@BM-cf4sj]

I fell so hapy when a new vidoe comes out!!

[@callofmemes5347]

Me: you forgot Steven E Also me:ANGERY

[@TheNemesez]

5:58 "how Johnny became a male pornstar" Steven: He's huge

[@AprilToy-z2l]

At 5:10 have you ever heard of Shanghai cereal, Hong Kong cereal, GUANGZHOU cereal, Canton cereal and other cereal products.

[@ilikesnakes2827]

Bro I searched up Beijing corn and this man got it in the urban dictionary🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Tejah]

In here with all the experts on flailure.

[@zakzak3436]

Me: Asks Siri who's Steven He? Siri: Failure

[@roko235]

You got to love what the hail shirt

[@damiano7423]

I just noticed...Steven looks like the president from Monsters Vs. Aliens 😂😂😂

[@timbo853]

6:02 TMI. But whatever floats your boat honestly dude XD

[@asherorenstein1285]

I'm glad you enjoy the reddit videos cus we love them too

[@ajkhan6087]

i was doing the akinator thing and the last question it asked me was is he a failure

[@Mr.Haste.]

Steven:Hey guys its steven Hey guys its steve Hey guys its even me on the part he said even while drinking fanta:Almost chokes

[@drift7736]

Steven's dad : *Failure*

[@hunterfrisson]

Finally ur back to Reddit

[@hunterfrisson]

Also it would be funny to see Steve and Even characters in the videos 😂

[@dulguuntengisbatzorig4596]

Jacksepticeye: look at this shadow... Steven: look at this shadow...

[@mrbluepig6127]

Steven: spending the week looking forward to this Me: WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM DOING

[@sontranthanh6510]

Steven: Why am i a failure Steven's Dad:Hi failure am dad

[@heyer777]

1:41 piss sniper is a good job mate

[@Randomclone5464]

Steven: "Steven tea" Me: starts thinking of a Canadian metal head nicknamed Stevie t.

[@Robert08010]

One thing you never do is disappoint!

[@dpg2078]

Me wearing headphones Steven's intro:YES

[@e-zzyizzy7977]

Gosh i LOVE ur vids, they make my day qvq

[@chancesabados2057]

Yo Steven I can’t stop watching your videos I think I’m addicted you’re a drug bruh every time I see a NOTIF for a new video I click it faster than you can say Beijing Corn!! Then I wait for the next one keep it up♥️♥️

[@unknownusername1657]

*steven's dad when he sees another youtuber having more subs than his son* : failure

[@CratsonTheGuy]

Beijing is cereal is just the beginning, I mean there could be Beijing Ice Cream in the future where you get to lick failure

[@mrchxng5767]

Steven he's dad be like: 👎 actually teaching him 👍 insulting him and calling him failure

[@johndavidrubio4731]

We take failure a compliment around these perts

[@joshuacalder7254]

steven he subbredit: failure meanwhile dani subbredit: milk

[@Ak-oi2gl]

Finally you uploaded a Reddit video let’s go