Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 017 : "Taze Me Later" W/ Brendan Sagalow

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[@mykmcgrane]

This episode was IMMEDIATELY fun. It exploded out of the gate and was early what I needed to get me thru the last hour at work. Damn. This is why I subscribe. This. Thank you. P.S. Love the zooms and camera work.

[@djangofett4879]

this was so manic i had to watch it in segments 😆

[@JamesAnderson-ju3vb]

Ian and Jordan are like the Timon and Pumba of adult ADHD.

[@johnadams9514]

LMFAO why is this so funny

[@Fabian080690]

This could be great themed art

[@Doijatah]

Jordan cutting off Sagalow off the top to answer Adam's phone call is the most alpha shit. Love this chick.

[@BeinIanPod]

😂😂😂

[@alexhaile7957]

It brought me great joy how much it upset him that she did this.

[@Kasitro]

it’s not alpha it’s adderral

[@blonded1]

Ian is my favorite postcaster. i have downs and he is huge inspiration to me. i want to be ian when i grow old i'm 37

[@janreal84]

you are literally me

[@ianswagger1856]

My names Ian and I think I'm Ian

[@daniellelazenby3397]

I’m so sad he’s not my gay bestie I always wanted because he seems impossible to be depressed around and I have BPD and I feel like that could be very funny fuel for him but in a way that doesn’t make me feel bad about it. 😁

[@janreal84]

@@ianswagger1856 I'm ian to men

[@weedleavesandseeds8025]

Can you BELIEVE depression wasn't called down syndrome. It seems perfect

[@Paulturgeist]

I love this podcast but you need to just let the theme song play through without the edit. It ruins the flow and also makes me think you actually do take it in the butt lol

[@johnadams9514]

It’s almost unbelievable how hard Adam fumbled his impromptu cameo. Almost.

[@beaulafond6345]

Best intro in the bizz, find myself singing this song all the time!

[@BeinIanPod]

Woohoo!

[@janica4154]

Used to be Yanni long days intro song, now this wins ....guess that's the nice thing bout having friends in the biz! Great cast...chaotic as fk but fun

[@urgamecshk]

@@janica4154 nah Theos is the best

[@duncefunce1513]

Seriously, the sudden weird camera angles and zooms are an inspired touch

[@BigBigBigJeff]

Ahhh back for my weekly dose of unadulterated chaos vibes ❤ love it here

[@BeinIanPod]

Yay, thank you! ❤

[@ubertalldude]

Ian has some GOLD moments in this one. Grabbing your guests phone and yelling at him abruptly enought to actually startle him is excellent podcast hosting.

[@crunchycrails1436]

51:14

[@dt-hf8vz]

oh, we know how jordan’s dad died 👀

[@IHJello]

This show and editing is like space ghost coast to coast but real and quite possibly better

[@mqdev_]

The bond between Ian and Jordan is hardcore. On another note, can't Jordan talk to a lawyer about her father's killer selling the house he built with Jordan? It's too late for an autopsy, but maybe not to get those 400k back.

[@JayYossarian]

Ian's wholesome relationship with his mother is inspiring.

[@garyswoleman4698]

There's a video of him hiding in a box to surprise his mom on Christmas. I'm a bitter, miserable person and it genuinely warms my heart. She gets SO happy to see him.

[@ds-lf2st]

Gay Mom

[@RegularCars]

New episode!!!

[@BeinIanPod]

Woohoo!

[@robbieaviles6783]

This podcast was a surprising gem. Love that Jordan is now on more episodes. I heard her on YKWD a few years ago with Ian and glad you guys have started this. Already have been a fan of Ian but Jordan is fuckin' awesome too. Her EP. on Mike Vechionne Investigates was great too 😂 Keep it going guys!

[@dayton2559]

ian moves around waaaayyyy too much for that beach pic to not be masked behind him lmao

[@andrewhart6200]

FTR...she didn't do what she said - she said: "Adam Freedland is calling" and answered the phone in one move............

[@ghagzor]

Get Jordan her own mic and a raise or she's going to be the permanent third mic on TAFS.

[@cloudbloom]

Ian & Jordan I fucking love you two bozos

[@laurenm4938]

you guys consistently make me cackle. i love it here.

[@BeinIanPod]

We love havin ya here!

[@scottdurbin9841]

Damn me and my boys got super into Hatebreed like 20 years ago, I’ve been thinking about getting back into listening to them again and now I’m in love with Jordan?! Uh oh now I listened to the rest of the episode maybe not lol

[@scottdurbin9841]

@PIZZA pure wankery, I have no time for techdeath. Nile and Cryptopsy over Necrophagist any day of the week

[@ericpettyfishing]

Lmao. Same

[@newbietubie]

Awesome Episode! Just please, one episode without the phrase "fat mall goth."

[@CAPSTRES]

Bro..... I sing the ENTIRE opening song EVERY cast. My fave music to open a new pod in 2022.

[@MrJol420]

@19:20 is why I love this podcast so much. Never change. It feels like I'm in Oneonta again smoking weed in my friends basement .

[@shapathall]

Stoneonta. Edit: Proud alum here.

[@MrJol420]

Those little hand held tazers won't stop someone attacking you with adrenaline. Tbh just Cary a boxcutter style knife if thats your protection. Pepper spray really doesn't work either. You have to get pretty lucky if it's a spontaneous act. (If you set it up and peper spray someone it works but the odds u get them right in the moment and with adrenaline also kinda sketchy) ...I got a nice barber style razor blade knife. Makes me feel way safer.

[@ericpettyfishing]

Brendan is really becoming one of my favorite comics.

[@BeinIanPod]

Hey hey he’s great!

[@dunnobagels]

Comics on podcasts*?

[@Lockguy_22]

Dude I saw him at Skankfest and he KILLED. One of my favorite sets of the weekend.

[@matthewp-ton3616]

Stun guns can hold a residual charge for a short Period of time, if you tase someone it is good to touch it to a ground (fence, table, your enemy, etc.) afterwards before you consider it fully off and stick it back in your Pocket

[@mattkahler2569]

Ian denying Jordan's high-five attempt might be among the funniest shit I've ever seen 😂

[@zentient1117]

Dang Jordan was having some thoughts when Ian dropped his drawers. 🧐

[@ricksanchez5696]

In good time..

[@Dionysus_09]

Haven't heard a Happy Tree Friends reference in a long time.

[@Ratigun]

Huge Sagalow fan after this podcast. Dude's hilarious.

[@thekillers1stfan]

Weed is an old world plant so the Native Americans didn't smoke it. They did do Peyote tho lol

[@WalkingPaceWP]

Here at 162 views. Wild that only this much people have experienced this wild episode. The taser needs to be a regular bit. See which guests are real ass.

[@iamcalsen]

Ian's mom is just Nick doing a bit.

[@cqduck667]

here for the fucking shofar

[@MrJol420]

Sagalow somehow became my favorite podcast guest. It was ian. But any pod sagalow is on is always good. Except for his own.

[@RedSntDK]

Happy Tree Friends was revolutionary. Imagine going from nothing but your PC in your room, to 56k internet access, and suddenly there's animation?! With sound?! Before youtube, video over the internet seemed impossible until Flash came around. RIP.

[@motorhead412]

Ian loves ska because he loves blowin' horns...and other things. ZING! Love ya, Ian!

[@NeverTooManyGames]

1:01:13 Ian looking like peak Richard Sherman

[@jessop-]

Gorilla Biscuits are ace!

[@BeinIanPod]

Start today!

[@jessop-]

@@BeinIanPod let's take this conversation in a "new direction" that's the best GB pun I could come up with, sorry.

[@CH-ml4rz]

Loving the zoom edits! Shoutout Rick

[@dsandwhich00]

Yeah, whoever is editing this show gets those two and how they present.

[@AwkwardLoser]

Jim & Sam put me on to all of these comedians

[@BeinIanPod]

Hey hey thems the kings!

[@MrJol420]

Also at @20:10 there wasn't that many riches back then lol .. show redcheif an iPhone hell be like alright...some riches.

[@macwilk7538]

I’m so happy I know almost all the bands you guys are talking about hahaha.

[@reedbruv2638]

Great podcast terrible song

[@FRM101]

Jensen doesn't know any fertile women.

[@luc_xott]

leave it to adam to ruin a podcast he isnt even on

[@Dudecool80085]

Jank was tight- you guys need to listen to SQUINT!

[@digitalbowser]

Move over bowling for soup. Bowling on coke is in town and there is only one alley.

[@IHJello]

Sags is so fucking good. He can be dirty and clean. One my favorite comedians today.

[@Ugfromumantman]

Just a girl that wants Ian's wee here. Not cuz he's funny but cuz that mustache.

[@89Abbigail]

Ian not letting Jordan high five made me cry laughing at the gym lol.

[@hiphopfaerie]

"ANY kind of music being put on while we're hanging out sucks ass." Brendan coming in to steal my heart! I couldn't agree more-- I actually get angry when I'm trying to talk to friends and there's loud music on

[@MrJol420]

@33:58 that deserved a bigger laugh. Sagalow kills me

[@cieranoneill7290]

You guys watched the "new" happy tree friends. Should have watched the OG one where the moose gets trapped under a log, or the Fallout Boy Cornucopia of Love music video.

[@stinkyxyla716]

Okay ian hated happy tree friends cuz he was trying to hate happy tree friends and he wasn't on the in! You really would've loved it when everyone else loved it GWAMPA

[@kwanevans5168]

Idk why I wasn't a Sagalow fan before. First podcast I've watched with him n he's a killer 😂

[@granthollomew8568]

i can't believe they both let jordan gaslight ian by saying she asked him if she should pick up adam's call when she absolutely did not

[@MrJol420]

@55:19 Jordan kept doing like a stabbing motion you can't tell if it's actually hitting her. She should've held it in place and someone click the button

[@ryanwillis6137]

Yo Jordan put your phone away and be somewhat of a professional 😂

[@oktokt]

I definitely remember a moose getting flayed in that cartoon. Nostalgia hits like a taser sometimes, thanks for the stroll down memory lane. Y’all are hilarious.

[@TYOjoe]

seeing jordan refuse to hand a taser to other grown adults because shes afraid they'll tase her like its some high school shenanigans is so funny

[@jawnbegood]

my city literally has a punk rock fight club 🫡

[@diadeEL]

Jordan’s music taste makes her all the more awesome

[@doggwillhunt072]

Thanks for all the band suggestions! Btw Ska is awesome. Love your energy bro! The pods gonna do well

[@RATMsk8er]

Starting at 48:47 but at .5x speed

[@Anything.for.Salinaaas]

The guy who always goes for all fist bumps - even the ones he has no relation to whatsoever - is a funny idea

[@CH-ml4rz]

GO TO THIS IS HARDCORE FOR THE PATREON NEXT YEAR?!

[@jjelf2]

Watching this because of sagdaddy da God. Hopefully you guys are funny

[@Middle.Earth.Crisis]

This is it, babes! Also, sick SPENT shoutout. SLC HC forever

[@lukehoran6460]

Never thought I would hear anyone shout out Jank! Good Taste SagMan!

[@DanishingAct]

“My turn” killed me

[@nobodyimportant8859]

Damn, i totally forgot about happy tree friends.

[@nation5478]

u want chuggy hardcore checkout Life Sucks

[@PizzaSIut]

naw happy tree friends was crazy ian gotta watch more

[@chriskasatka2095]

Amazing episode! Brendan was awesome! Should be a regular guest!

[@tommcdaniel9554]

I'm enjoying Ethan Ralph's new career arc.

[@gobbygooby]

My favorite part was Ian spelling the word asshole 5 times

[@J-Loe]

I think criticizing in a British accent is a genius idea

[@PwnerforhighER]

@28:30 biggups Jordan and Brendan for bringing up Q and Mac

[@jeremymann6069]

Damn Ian needs to chill

[@brentoncarter4275]

I could literally listen to Jordan and Ian fighting all episode

[@greenpilltheory6649]

Jordan's small mouth bit floored me. Too good.

[@booftoot]

"i said she's pregnant, obviously she's black"

[@CH-ml4rz]

I’m one of the two ❤

[@FLOJo83]

Ian moves like a muppet. Lol also Four is hilarious!

[@jobananas3052]

Screw Adam he had his chance!

[@emoryolsoff96]

Happy tree friends was amazing when I was 13

[@mattmergy7050]

Just made my day

[@Seedr0]

NO ITS MY BIT I'D GO "MMM" BECAUSE ITS A SONG I MADE (NOT MMM BOP BY HANSEN LOL

[@Seedr0]

u can use it but only cuz ur gay

[@rworded]

What kind of King? King of the Fanucks.

[@Slaterdjames1]

That YOTK shirt though.

[@barrymcokinner2718]

Four! Four! Four! Four!

[@twistedadjust]

When the funny farmer came to town it riled Ian up to a 11 ❤️ Soo funny

[@twistedadjust]

Also as an avid tree friend watcher it was hella gorey and bloody there was a army general character who usually went on a murder rampage

[@taksanetoshi]

Ghey and awesome. I'm Trans 4 Jordan

[@ltsgoyanks]

Can't wait to see the Thanksgiving episode in January 2023!!!

[@ltsgoyanks]

C'mon...that shits funny....

[@andrewhart6200]

NOW LET'S SPRAY RAID IN EACH OTHER'S EYES

[@theramplocal]

You 2 have really good taste in music, for the most part 😉

[@theramplocal]

Earth Crisis!!!

[@kylemcgill2966]

At this point Jordan isn't just "the funniest girl" she's in a league of her own. Not the movie.

[@HyperintelligentViralSpider]

Funny AND beautiful? HUMMINA HUMMINA BAZINGA *Eyes telescope out and tongue rolls to floor*