I’m surprised that gossip channels haven’t run with this Selena Gomez story

1:18:50 Jordan needs absurdism

1 Sag > 2 mikes

I started off not liking Ian very much, but he’s grown on me, like a skin-tag.

Always here for Sagalow

love u ian but ur so obnoxious 💀

Chubby Behemoth was code.... Like all the other letters. The book is called the ultimate evil and only the first edition has all the information, the other ones have a bunch of stuff taken out. These dudes like read the newest copy and didn't look into it at all.

sorry but jordan peterson is a clown!

"Oh yea, obvious in your not reality world glasses you have on" 😂 Holy shit I think Ian really did need that coffee just to function as a normal human

Cannon is tolerable for about 2 minutes..

Dude Jason’s explanations of god and evil are spot on. I’m not religious but I have that exact same thing

Damn that asked for a hug from Ian was a genuine moment

Dude this fucking episode helps a lot, I’m so fucking similar to these guys with the mental battles of being addicted to drugs and sex and not love myself.

Sagalow de Bergerac

genuinely why do I find Jordan attractive ? she looks like her skin was vacuum sealed to her skeleton.

i turned off my 94 bmw while driving pulled the key out and hit the guardrail

"bicoastal, bisexual, and bipolar" Damn 🤣 I wish I was bicoastal, but I'm just a bisexual, bipolar, Midwestern. Yuck 🤣

some real talk!

Thin lips was actually fire! shout out Brendan for becoming a solid comic

What a fun episode. Love seeing the HTS boys together again!!

I feel like I need a Aids test after watching this Ep.🤦‍♂️😂

jordan and ian get me on your show im nobody but i got stories

The IHOP joke was so fast, i think about it almost every day. It's like he had that in his pocket his whole life, waiting for the perfect time

yes jordan I grew up with that same joke as a kid.

that dave masterpiece in the end was the chefs kiss muah

I HATE ian but I watch bc i like the guests

Dude you act like a Marc Maron that’s comfortable in his skin

Be ready when I call your crazy ass up to an open mic to explain yourself the BEST WAY

Ian, it's time, the time has come to unite and form a metal band

The next Daniel Johnston

I'm so glad podcasts like this exist. I relate to this infinitely more than guys like Rogan and Maron.

Thanks for repping Cleveland. I love the hat in the ad break. I saw you throw the first pitch at the Guardians game 🥰 SPORTS 🥳

Ian's Native American name would be Tries Too Hard. You can't substitute manic energy for good joke writing.

Glad I stuck it out to the end. I found the last half hour when they were serious to be the most interesting.

Bro stop massaging jordan

I think this is the real Two Bears One Cave

Ian and Jordan both look hot 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Brandon is like every kid I know that started working at universal studios.

why! for the love of all thats holy is Ian always so uncomfortably close to Jorden. cringe

Ian kissed me in the back of his van in an Outback Steakhouse parking lot in November of 2008. I still think about it all these years later but was afraid to pull out my 🍖 because Obama had just gotten elected and I was afraid of going to jail. I kissed him back and we never saw each other again. We kissed. 💋xoxo

My god did this devolve into Ian holding them hostage.

Judging the lack of washing hands 😞

Best intro song

Pacific rim-job

Literally unwatchable.

Ian is such a sweet best friend 🧁

Kilroy