Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 071: Weaponize The Homeless W/ Dave Temple & Derek Gaines

[@BeinIanPod]

Thanks everyone for enjoying the show! Join our patreon to get bonus solo eps, early releases, movie watch alongs, monthly playlists and more for ONLY $5/month! Ianfidance.com to see Ian live on the road and jordanjensencomedy.com to see Jordan live in your town! Thanks for the support and we’ll see ya next week! Xo, BIWJ

[@Therealbigmonster]

I liked the energy this episode, even the ad reads from Jordan were entertaining somehow. the stories about Ian’s life were interesting and wholesome too

[@willloman812]

@@Therealbigmonster Right? Real fun dynamic this episode. Good to see y'all happy and healthy. And 51:20 "and he was crying LOUD" - instant Derek Gaines fan. 1:01:05 Black Ian, Derek’s reaction

[@LimorG]

Jordan ad reads what a treat!

[@hhhy9160]

That is a mark of a good podcast, it's weird when comics take live reads dead serious.

[@aramjones]

Jordan’s ads are the first ones ever that I haven’t skipped!

[@brookeaschenbrenner8971]

Jordan reminds me of Joan Jett. I saw a photo of Joan by David Arnhoff, where he quotes about her; “ I liked her image and attitude, a tough little chick”. Jordan you are my image of beauty, of being a woman. Of being strong and graceful and incredibly yourself. I admire you and idolize you so much. Thank you for all you do and all you are. You’re an inspiration

[@zoydcompson]

Wasn't expecting something this wholesome in this comment section

[@lucky5cm]

❣️❣️❣️

[@damu286]

She threw up reading this

[@ljjuan6627]

Dave & Derek are underrated podcast guests. NNFA at the movies is such a hidden gem 👌

[@brittanywilson1796]

“Don’t Snapple cap me right here.” Haha Derek is so damn funny. 😂

[@jamesmccoy3442]

Jordan's ad reads are a new muse in my life

[@eddieb270]

😂its like they gave her crack beforehand

[@TKdoggy]

please let jordan do the ads from now on. as a perfect sports fan i need this.

[@bobmarvin7498]

These guys are great! The Philly-to-Brooklyn chaos party is awesome...

[@nicholasgennuso3454]

Always

[@CAPSTRES]

This opening is by FAR the dopest of any pop. The scene, the song, the dancing....... ❤

[@CrimsonTusk]

Pop?

[@nextbizzy]

agreed best song in the scene

[@karldomogalla2058]

Jordan's Displate ad reminds me of when Ricky Bobby didn't know what to do with his hands.

[@bspinney26]

every time 2 guests, ELECTRIC energy

[@thewholecircus2792]

Taser energy

[@UncleDron8]

That was amazing, no movement when she pops the tazer. LoL 😂

[@conormcginnity1353]

No N-word jokes from Jordan in this one.

[@DemocracyJones]

Shit. Catch y'all next week then 😢 (jk 😉)

[@cameronhegedusch6845]

No tasers either they folded

[@michaelmarshall8041]

Bummer

[@davidbutler3642]

She had the hulk hogan one

[@lookatmyhands2465]

Disappointing

[@DemocracyJones]

Not even a flinch when the taser got turned on! Lol They've had guests fly off the couch like there was a hidden airbag explode under their ass and these dudes didn't give it more than a cautionary glance

[@peterdowner4315]

It is wild how little they reacted lol

[@causewhynot6485]

Lmao temples a bit of a Raphael

[@8bitdevil504]

But when Jordan fake tased Ian. That was gold.

[@InfamyJunkie]

Bruh, please do another ep in the future. All 4 of you are great comics and every time I see any of you on any other podcasts, I immediately listen/watch. More NNFA (Josh Adam Meyer’s version haha) x BIWJ crossover eps please! 🙏

[@_m_m4]

I love the NNFA guys ❤😂 I think they should be the next podcast to skyrocket into the stratosphere

[@lmaopookiebeast]

Holy hell this is a banger of an episode

[@Ducaso]

This was hilarious, I hope they come back on the pod more often.

[@josef2012]

Homophobic Yogis is my new punk band name.

[@H3RM-TASTIC]

Best Ad reads ever, Jordan!!!! Keep kickin ass!!! ❤

[@novaseren978]

What a great episode 😂 NNFA need to come back.

[@andrewhart6200]

Best two guests thus far on the podcast FOR REAL --Also - when Ian says @ 26:00 that his favorite line was a trans person.....

[@Lersday]

How is this comment 4 days old

[@NilemagCT]

@@Lersday Patreon probably

[@Sami-rn4wu]

Ohhh I lovee this combo. So many giggles!

[@StuartLil]

This was the best episode in a while. I love the chemistry between all 4 !

[@gordatz]

this podcast has become one of my favorite things in life

[@layzboy2545]

HellYeah NNFA. Dave and Derek rule. Let’s see if Ian and Jordan can get Derek do a chair jump. 🤣🤣🔥

[@NNFAPodcast]

Chair-jumpingly funny 🎉

[@FloresG40]

Jordan casually stealing my heart more each week. Beautiful manic and possibly homicidal ❤

[@happycampa9622]

This pod literally reminds me of when I first visited NYC in 2012 absolutely golden!!!! 😂😍

[@samzulfer2107]

“Gifts for perfect sports fans.” 😂

[@pollykor]

Are the couches the same size? The switch between cameras make Ian and Jordan look teeny tiny

[@RyanChalk-p8n]

They’re both pretty large men

[@thewholecircus2792]

The camera is further away to show more of the background, but yeah they do look tiny lmao

[@KINGOFTHETHRILL86]

I genuinely didn't think I could love Jordan anymore until I just heard her say she walked out halfway through the Barbie movie. Jordan Jensen is amazing and officially one of my favorite comics

[@Lunastrega13]

Just got tickets to see Jordan in Providence , I’m so excited !!!!

[@myegolikestacos1074]

You guys are great, awesome timing. Subscribed and watching every episode.

[@himoragenma6416]

"Jus' look at me like I'm a persuuuun!!!"😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏

[@RachaelSulpice-lv2cl]

“Where they gonna watch it? At fucking library? “ I’m dead 😂

[@chumpchange262]

I wonder who "makes moments" 😂

[@dilloncostilla3412]

Yo my favorite dude's collide! Bein' Ian & NNFA! Shout out Dave & Ian!

[@jesseseguine9784]

Have them back again soon this episodes amazing

[@rnavarrete5406]

He was probably drafted. Is a great line!

[@Kronikman07]

i love the outro tune. always gets me bumpin

[@travisnastase3498]

This was great. Keep it up.

[@eddiesanchez5044]

Great ep, great job!

[@tarmon768]

This was a great episode. They would be good repeat guests

[@neilwilson-n8n]

Great one guys!

[@ItsOver9000Productions]

I've never heard of these guys but this episode was one of the funniest. The energy was great

[@iananderson292]

"Don't Snapple Cap me right now"

[@RavenCasarez]

If I had known you post this early I would’ve gotten out of bed way sooner !!! 😮

[@roncinephile]

This one's been in the can so long Ian's plugging a show that happened 3 days ago and telling us to come out

[@crackthefoundation_]

Civs book isnt on the shelf either, filmed before that episode too?

[@amschidlovsky]

I thought the fraud charge was gonna be him going to the ER under a ID haha

[@roleat]

I'm very afraid of being severed by my wall hangings 😂

[@sislater6334]

NNFA Epic ep incoming 😂😂😂😂

[@infinity-sea]

might be the best episode yet

[@Sun_Cat_Pop]

Early dropped Bein Ian can set off a silly mood for the rest of your day

[@TheBrood525]

This week: three soulless bastards try to get my boy Ian to cry by invoking sentiments about their dead friend.

[@nicholasgennuso3454]

Yo the piggy bank breaking got me for some reason

[@alec9527]

its crazy how many times Jordan thought about having a train run on her during this ep

[@cmbysr.1527]

Legendary episode

[@NightBirdFlying92]

Hilarious episode! 😂

[@Tre168]

Telling Ian to cry is fucking hilarious

[@catnessss_]

Jordan please for the love of god also start a solo pod, you and ian together keeps me alive, and to add into my life your own podcast would heal my soul.

[@jua-rez]

Black-Ian & Urban Bobby Lee need to put out a special together. Please God!!!

[@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700]

Them trying to make Ian cry about dead Chris Cotton was a great bit.

[@TheShmileyDawg]

This is the only podcast intro I listen to in its entirety. And I hate the Lumineers. Great work!

[@asalu0000]

This episode is so damn funny

[@Doomsense]

Dave is dressed like the guy using a computer in Gone in 60 Seconds

[@fallenrise321]

Those Jordan ad reads come off like Rick and Morty inter dimensional commercials

[@Dwayne9]

1:12:45 Tiffany Haddish

[@Okey-McDokey]

End of day dumpster fire 🔥 let’s go. Coffee ice no matter what!!

[@nellytube4537]

Does you're mustache have a name? Quietly replies....Benjamin 😂

[@BuzzyJumper]

7:46 ................................. 💣💥💥💥

[@TheCruxy]

No Need for Bein Ian with Apologies and Jordan

[@RAIDERinc.]

2 hours ago I just commented on a pod that casually normalized retail theft in California and here it shows up again..figures.

[@CHEERS_MATE.]

WARNING: Bein' Ian may cause dizziness, stomach pain, shortness of breath all associated with prolonged laughter That diarrhea, though, is all you Eat a vegetable sometime

[@dogma7346]

gang baby let’s gooooo wooo

[@lucky5cm]

1:12:18 Steve-O 😬

[@23sunisking]

I like these cats

[@steven_dillon]

Year of the dragon 🐉

[@offensiveguy4085]

Black ian for life

[@steamboatbillywilly]

Jordan looks like Dory from Finding Nemo

[@DAT46]

@10:30 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zentzisz]

Early 2000s horror movies went so unnecessarily hard

[@davyjackson3724]

Mustache name? What about Dickbroomio? Its dignified, kind of Italian sounding. Just sayin. Best episode so far. Hilarious!!!! ❤️

[@hellboydethcore]

Ian trying to be cool in front of the brothas is hilarious. Jordan holding back her racial material is even funnier. 😂😅

[@dr.wolfgang2793]

Black Air Force 1 ganggang

[@justinrogers746]

45:45 It's called Barbie not Bar-B-Q. Tip of the cap to Ian. Nice work sir.

[@MrTelecasterPignose]

Please have Jordan read all the ads from now on out. I'll join your patron if you do

[@here7036]

"A hot shot or a hot pot"

[@moon8rager212]

Jordan reading ads makes me think that she’s a character from Rick & Morty

[@ericwhatley5831]

*iaN the bUtt🎶*

[@TJHimes]

Tell us who on the Patreon?

[@Bob.Smith.]

***Corny white guy comment time!!*** : this podcast is the fukking best and always lets me forget about the hurricane of bullshit I'm dealing with lately. Thanks guys

[@DuderofDudeness]

They wanna double team Jordan but they don't know her ovaries died.

[@seanmac4854]

girl slept with bobby lee and Ian fidance. Wow. wonder if stavvy had a turn

[@plunetzero]

ian fidance... the CLOWN

[@nataliesheets5066]

Who’s the “moment” comic?

[@blaiseward1620]

totally looks like they said tiffany haddish

[@412Hustlin]

Lol Ian in a Afro wig as black Ian. Half show. Then wig off white ian. Amazing would be hilarious. Do it.. do it… doo it

[@412Hustlin]

Dave and Derek would approve

[@PlzReturnYourShoppingCart]

I think it's cute how much the hosts sound alike. They make the same voice when they exclaim or emphasize. 😊

[@Zac-tv6zz]

Reported.

[@emodud1]

I just finished watching Saving Private Ryan for the first time. This will be a good cool down after watching carnage at five in the morning 😬

[@Okillydokilly69]

Damn. Heavy movie for the morning 😂.

[@franciscovega2042]

Smoking pole and getting poked.