Being a Dumb Tourist in Alpha Minecraft for 13 Minutes

HELLO EVERYONE! Today I took a trip back to alpha Minecraft and it went TERRIBLY. Apparently there are no """beds""" or """"""running mechanics""""" in this version of the game, so I had some trouble adjusting. Overall though, it wasn't actually that bad, and I ended up making a pretttyyyy swag Premier Inn. Would reccommend visiting here!
Btw, 'torch' is British for 'flashlight'- so that's what I meant when I said I was shining a torch on my screen :]
Hope you enjoyed!
Twitter: / therealsquiddo

[@Old_356]

Did you see hiaorBrien?

[@nebolousanimating5773]

Is that hero brine in spanish

[@Old_356]

@@nebolousanimating5773 WERE

[@ryans.editsx]

Yeah she did find hiaorBrien @ADHE_pinkwub_colors_rainbows

[@Old_356]

Oh

[@DigitizedGalaxyAlt]

Hairy brown is so scare 🙀🙀🙀🌚

[@impsignia4301]

I swear your commentary in these "dumb tourist" videos are the verbal embodiment of a child learning to walk and I love it

[@jake7435]

Yes

[@evxlinva]

LOOL SO TRUE-

[@takidonteatme4681]

Yep

[@user-mw6yd1zy9r]

Yes

[@MacaroniAndMayonnaise]

You also get to see the beauty of the whole thing

[@malshuri]

Alternate title: "Onceler in denial tries to live in Premier Inn, devastated at the lack if beds"

[@afeatherinthewind]

the news headline nobody expected in 2021

[@DatFNFnerd]

XD

[@Tall_MosiBungar]

This made me laugh so hard, man he was depressed cause of the lack of beds...

[@catcake_cakecat]

funny did laugh

[@fnfaesthetics929]

LOL

[@leandrotonial5531]

Squiddo: There's no purpose building a roof! Minecraft Spiders: Bonjour. (Edit: Thanks for 7 likes!)

[@trickedandtrolled]

Fun alpha Fact ! spiders couldnt climb until beta 1.2

[@kaka88k1]

*35 likes

[@JustACrazyPerson339]

And phantoms too like-

[@pneumonoultramicrosc0p1csilic0]

@@JustACrazyPerson339 bro this is alpha 1.2.6 not 1.13

[@PhazeRay]

“I can’t make a chest noise, I’m not a chest...” Favorite quote but yo seriously those subtitles that must’ve taken forever!

[@merakifalls4391]

y e s. subtitle appreciation

[@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623]

I can’t make a cat noise, I’m not a cat! *Meeiw*

[@non-existent4793]

YOUR EXCITEMENT OVER THIS IS SO WHOLESOME Im so excited to watch the whole thing,,

[@ellenmonteiro5392]

Inside Squiddo:ERROR OVER EXCITEMENT ACTIVATED SYSTEM DYING E-E-ERROR

[@TheKing-cj7su]

@@ellenmonteiro5392 underrated reply

[@Allunary]

I remember when I used to play old minecraft, whenever the sun would set sometimes some of the chunks in the distance would take a while to actually darken with the rest, and I just looked at those brighter chunks to pretend like it wasn't getting darker because I was scared AHAh All of your commentary bringing back so many childhood memories for me, Yogscast, Shadow of Israphel, damn dude

[@rhionaanimates]

“whats the point of a roof??“ me, throwing my opinion in without anyone asking: *spider.* edit: phantoms weren’t in the game when I said this comment?1?1!

[@gabrielc7861]

me, pointing out the fact that nobody asked even though nobody cares: Nobody asked.

[@gabrielc7861]

@@rhionaanimates I know, I was making a joke continuing the timeline you started

[@kaka88k1]

you are corrrect

[@arshu_parshu1999]

*phantom*

[@bloodrocuted]

@@arshu_parshu1999 but in alpha edition there wasn’t any how did you not know that (also sorry because you might be talking about how she does no roofs in the newest version) :)

[@kazuichikazzie1567]

Soggy Damage is a phrase I’m going to use from now on.

[@caterpillar3275]

"am i the onceler?"

[@DarkSummervids]

Squiddo: the onceler- me: *war flashbacks*

[@ChessBoardGames]

“I’m a good role model, I fill in my creeper holes!” Every Minecraft server ever watching that starts to feel their soul burning

[@mcmiracle_]

I didn’t expect myself to watch it all, but being someone who doesn’t have a PC but really wants one to do what your doing now I stuck around , and honestly I enjoyed it all, that was charming and just Pog. 13k subscribers is actually quite a bit and I can see you going far with this! #iwasherebefore100k pog

[@leafthieves6566]

Same i really want to try it. I doubt I'd be very good but I'd like to try at least.

[@grilsonderdebrug2393]

Same.

[@hoboerenisbestwifuinaot4927]

she about to reach 100k now! :)

[@hoboerenisbestwifuinaot4927]

she’s*

[@eunivurse]

same

[@afajardo9938]

Just letting you know I would watch every single episode of an alpha SMP

[@luznoceda5401]

AGREED

[@iceisnotlive]

Have you heard of The Evo Smp?

[@afajardo9938]

@@iceisnotlive :O I haven’t! Does it take place in one of the og versions?

[@Alexandra-ip2by]

@@afajardo9938 afaik it goes through the different versions

[@dawndesilver4891]

#A

[@calvingaming2897]

0:08 *Modern questions require modern solutions.*

[@beepog]

*Modern problem requires modern solution*

[@poeticcinema5857]

8:52 Legit never heard of Dream lmao, you showed up on my recommendations one day and I said fuck it

[@sade8590]

Same

[@lilyminer9164]

As a fellow tumblr user I completely understand your fear of any mention of the onceler

[@BIue_Berry]

So.... what it about

[@carbnchaos8136]

i lost it when you said "am i the onceler?" ive seen that fandom

[@cawareyoudoin7379]

The panic in your voice when you said "I'm not the Onceler!" I know. Not first hand, but I know.

[@jorgyt754]

7:26 Why is it so funny imagining a slice of meat slowly dissolving and merging with your bloodstream

[@boxofstuff994]

I've never heard that cow noise and am now terrified what they did to get that sound

[@luznoceda5401]

i forgot how much i miss that cow noise

[@doodlebug7]

Me, who only plays in 1.6, hearing the new cow sounds: Why are they HUFFING QwQ

[@iambreadbear3325]

mojang beat down a real cow

[@boxofstuff994]

@@iambreadbear3325 then where- where does panda dying noise come from then?

[@iambreadbear3325]

@@boxofstuff994 you don't wanna know

[@merakifalls4391]

lowkey though- you should make an smp- that sounds dope as hell considering your chaotic, wonderful personality mayhaps not in cursed no-red alpha minecraft tho

[@stephaniecourteoreille5972]

I know! I would really enjoy it if she plays with friends! it would make the video's much more funny if she played with someone just as fun and chaotic as her! :D

[@killianobrien2007]

You know the evo smp?

[@fnfaesthetics929]

@Killian O'Brien Or the Dream SMP.

[@VIRTUOUSHACKER]

Wait its a she? Im new to this channel

[@ivanbasil1826]

I recently found your channel, and it has brought me nothing but joy! Except for how you fill your creeper holes. That does not spark joy.

[@EFlatcap]

After having this randomly reccomended to me by the algorithm and binging several videos, I can say will full certainty, you're a gem of a human being and please continue producing these hot messes of videos.

[@paleiosaur]

8:52 it's crazy to think that someday YOU might be someone's gateway into the minecraft community. edit: i saw someone saying that you should make an smp and i wholeheartedly agree. that would be so cool omfg

[@ieshavasquez3987]

8:05

[@brainysmurf5237]

It tste weird

[@scotchcog83]

what are you

[@Akkhazin]

@@ieshavasquez3987 bot

[@ieshavasquez3987]

@@Akkhazin I'm not I was watching another video so I wanted to keep up

[@Maliniasredmask]

her: talking about making a house us: * only seeing a blank black screen*

[@dawnwalker388]

Yep

[@datfishpotatoguy7803]

Squiddo: Minecraft just has too many features Also Squiddo: This game is so BARREN!

[@fruitb4ts]

1:51 i literally did the same thing when i was little!!! i was obsessed with minecraft parodies, them and youtubers like tobuscus made me beg my mom to get it!! i haven't thought about them in years omg ;; (great video btw!! your commentary and excitement are really fun to listen to :))

[@madamstarlightnetwork]

let me just hide my watch history- ok- *i don’t watch dream.*

[@hoboerenisbestwifuinaot4927]

but have you heard of him?

[@thebluedog1798]

@@hoboerenisbestwifuinaot4927 nope

[@greygust3936]

@@thebluedog1798 sure lol

[@wowowowowowoowowow]

You keep giving me nostalgia every time you mention an old song

[@gnarpin]

i love all of your references :DD its like i watch these not understanding the references but then u watch them again a while later and i get them ! its funny how i learn alot :]

[@scaredcryptid5036]

I haven't seen many people talking about it but, THANK YOU FOR PUTTING YOUR OWN CAPTION IN THE VIDEO!!! That must have been so time consuming and i appreciate it so much !!!!

[@merakifalls4391]

i looked for a solid 8 minutes just to find my 3D glasses for that one clip

[@calliethesimp1187]

same lol

[@aheony]

i went to go get mine and got mad that they were movie 3D glasses not the retro ones. i put plastic wrap on the lenses and watered down my paint in an attempt to make it work. guess what happened? it didnt :D

[@shellyfields5032]

what did u see how was it

[@Spyruce]

“Comment below if you don’t watch WilburSoot but you watch me” *Looks at my 6 month twitch Subscription to Wilbur* ...sure.

[@Spyruce]

OH MY GOD YOURE THE PERSON WHO MADE THE CENTURIES ANIMATIC?? alright you are not allowed to make amazing art and be good at solo funny commentary share the talent a LITTLE please-

[@Squiddo]

@@Spyruce ASDkGHASDHfAFS Thankyou so much oh my god,,, I dont know how I made that animatic I think I was posessed by the spirit of mcyt

[@stickfigureproductions1944]

@@Squiddo SQUIDDO!!! I love your videos

[@fnfaesthetics929]

@Squiddo I hope ya don't mind but ehh- I have your skin for the import thing- TwT

[@banshee8901]

Sometimes I think if I ever became a youtuber that people wouldn't find me funny but we literally have the same humour and your bloody hilarious so it gives me hope

[@reimusandwich]

4:36: spiders:am i a joke to you

[@HeartsForHorror198]

The fact that you had to ask if we knew what "DUDUDUDUDU" meant is really funny too me

[@lesbnlime]

you talking about the onceler followed by “guys i come from tumblr” uhhhh

[@purplesam2609]

The use of Drawn to Life music makes me so happy. Loved the next chapter as a kid and the music is so nostalgic for me

[@CelestialityRW]

squiddo: what is the purpose of a roof? Spiders: allow us to introduce ourselves

[@luznoceda5401]

YOU’RE LITERALLY SO GREAT AND FUNNY AND LOVELY WTF -peebaby lmao

[@zeeubernoob]

This is actually amazing, I have never felt such nostalgia in my life. Yogscast + Alpha Minecraft = great times all around.

[@thatoneweirdo3066]

“Whats the point of a roof?” Spiders: 😐 Phantoms: 😀

[@zzzzzip_]

1:58 little squiddo thought:This is a certified hood classic B)

[@truth1095]

Why do i actually want you to be in the dream smp?- i would actually spam to make you join your funny and pretty good for a average player :D

[@blissfulvoid3824]

Yes

[@dawndesilver4891]

You look similar

[@absilint1318]

Well the dream SMP has some bad reputation (atleast i was told)

[@xdoge_x]

@@absilint1318 Yeah, the DMSP as quite the reputation... 😶 I personally do not enjoy watching them.

[@fizzmire420]

Squiddo should be a member of the DreamSMP

[@degenerat9329]

I was just thinking that! They'd fit in so well.

[@tourmashigaraki4034]

Y E S

[@BlueSodaPop_]

This reminds me so much of the first Minecraft let's play I've ever seen. I was obsessed with Minecraft, but the first time I actually played the real game was like two years ago lol

[@Minerguy341]

Wholesome minecraft newbie, my heart cant handle this much wholesome and nostalgia.

[@midknight1339]

Seeing a new notification from you always brightens up my day. The videos are just so... pure and happy. Thanks for making these! :D

[@averylaggyboi1557]

This is such a good video and I hope you make more in the future!

[@lemonmoonlavender]

minecraft alpha will forever remind me of evo smp now... and the immense fandom lore that came out of it. thanks grian!

[@MewlingWolf]

Some of the music is from an old game I used to play, so random waves of nostalgia whenever I watch your videos

[@li_n_arts]

YOU'RE LITERALLY SO ENTERTAINING TO WATCH I ENJOYED THIS VIDEO SO MUCH DUDE AMAZING VIDEO

[@shahrimanabkadir2653]

When you menshiond(i cant spell) the "Don't mine at night" song i got some nostalgia bc it was one of my first favorate mc songs and i think it was like my 10th ( i cant remember i was like 5 at that time) mc song ive heard

[@emmythbread1715]

I've only watched two of your videos and I'm just hooked I started playing Minecraft on Xbox 360 originally and playing alpha on pc is a bit nostalgic but playing the old Minecraft tutorial worlds is just mmmmmm like I remember actually finding all the discs once and just feeling so accomplished but now I'm a lot smarter so when I play the tutorials I immediately steal things from the blacksmith area then take the diamonds from the beacon and go on a rampage ::)

[@Phanloca]

0:40 i cant tell if its just because the low render distance but this seems like the funny herobrine encounter image

[@nozek7289]

Eyyyyyyyyy pog vid squid! Pissbaby told me about you so pog

[@luznoceda5401]

EYYYYYYYYY TRUUUU

[@surftailwarrior3130]

I can’t tell if that ‘welcome to the underground’ joke was an Undertale one, but it gave me flashbacks of 6th grade-

[@nivocz769]

Squiddo: "why are the roofs inportant?" Wall-climbing spider: "im about to ruin this mans whole carier"

[@j0d29]

i think you're one of my new favourite youtubers, and i set my expectations relly high

[@shyboo9707]

If you told me like a week ago "do you know who is dream" i whould have said "wHoOoO!!" Yes a week ago i didnt know who was dream

[@slushiie9674]

I THOUGHT THAT WAS GEORGE IN THE THUMBNAIL DIADHWYUABSDHWDS

[@YukiTheCat15]

I LOVE this :D Also, a roof is to keep out the phantoms most of the time :]

[@v1nceifhehadnomother676]

It my new fav KZbinr :) & a roof in Minecraft keeps the sky demons (phantoms) away when u don’t sleep

[@dishasujith4792]

I've never heard of Dream, sounds like a try hard.

[@snomvish]

5:45 how was the fall?

[@snomvish]

I really hope someone gets that joke

[@bird81]

@@snomvish But nobody came...

[@yourlocalcinnasnail3065]

I got it 🤣

[@yourlocalcinnasnail3065]

🎶Welcome to the underground 🎶💀 🎶How was the fall~🎶💀

[@H341HER_CH4NDL3R]

U n d e r t a l e

[@edartist4062]

Lmaoo I don’t watch minecraft KZbinrs normally but I just love ur silly goofy vibes

[@ch3rr..p1r4t3]

8:58 I'm spanish and idk why but everytime someone says something in spanish makes me happy nhrcrjdysrbgj Your videos are amazing! Also lmao i remenber that version-

[@coolioanimated]

9:19 like and retweet if you have a meat chest in your house

[@Dewcary]

I believe that is called a “mimic”

[@ren_der5805]

You sound like a girl tommyinnit 😳😳

[@Squiddo]

Womaninnit .... ...... I'll take it

[@Z0mb13-34ts-BrAInzZz]

currently 4:26 am for me, but i can't stop that Squiddo grind

[@steveewastaken]

I love your videos, keep up the good work!

[@Kaceythereal]

First? Minecraft best

[@a.m.jsSTATS]

17

[@luznoceda5401]

i do not understand but AGREED

[@ttahadrianex]

5:38 “A sheep, let me just slowly saunter over to you!” *the wool in the inventory intensifies*

[@Residenthoodedcrow]

Me: a- a torch? Also me: OH A FLASHLIGHT

[@zeza9344]

Hope you become famous in the future You have so much potential :D

[@Agent_Matt_6]

This is just a slap of nostalgia

[@lunaponta594]

2:58 i actually laughed a lot LMAOO 6:14 the pause was just PERFECT

[@noobdronetm1341]

Squiddo: (talking about her house/inn) (Sees pig) Squiddo:*M E A T L O C A T E D*

[@Kay-ql2wl]

I don't actually watch any DSMP stuff but your videos are really fun!

[@9ightdreamer]

I started playing Minecraft because my cousin introduced me to the game and I enjoyed it. Thanks Harry.

[@foxythefurry9441]

The oldest update I remember is the aquatic, anything before that it’s all just the same

[@lukaemmersontheenigmaticun4621]

I was sold on your channel the moment I heard Ooh Wilfre in the background. Hell yeah, Drawn to Life!!!

[@lukaemmersontheenigmaticun4621]

Also, Don't watch Wilbur. So take that as you will.

[@hatandhoodie_]

Form This Way do be a bop, though. Club Classic indeed.

[@user-kk6zn1kf8k]

Squiddo: "WHAT ARE ROOFS FOR????" me: "........ Spiders...... If you don't have a roof you will probably be killed by spiders. They can climb up walls...."

[@arnand6636]

"There's too many features" Terraria-"Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power..."

[@toothfairy10133]

6:19 one time i stayed in a premier inn with family and they gave us the wrong room so i had to sleep on the floor. so glad minecraft reflects reality like this

[@kyokono6465]

Hear me out on that diagonal wall-- two doors to make a corner

[@plasticlamp]

we love premier inn

[@zyolear151YT]

squiddo: ye-yeah! for beta minecraft. also squiddo editing and seeing that its actually alpha and adding the top left on to the whole screen for 0.5 seconds plus me not able to see it even trying to stop it: what??

[@real_nosferatu]

Squiddo is the embodiement of the "i'm baby" meme.

[@vezzaboxed132]

Squiddo: “We don’t need a roof” Spiders: *i am five parallel universes ahead of you*

[@itsrosaayoutube]

I love the *dumb tourist* videos! It's funny SqUIDDO

[@Hi_JessHere]

In regular minecraft, the roof A. Protects you from phantoms and creepers. B. Looks cool. C. Gives you something to hang decor off of.

[@cloudhhhh]

you seem genuinely fascinated by very basic things that happen every 4 seconds and it's really amusing to watch

[@cookiebear5179]

Baby squiddo: can i buy Minecraft squiddos mom: well dear… n o

[@hiveemperor54]

Squiddo most of the time: *_EEEEEEEEE_* (insert high pitched adorable squeak)

[@katsox17]

“Why do you even need roofs?” Spiders: *evil giggling*

[@codezys]

"A sheep!" "Lemme slowly saunter over to you" 1 second later wool is is her hot bar 💀