Being a Dumb Tourist in HARDCORE MINECRAFT

[@Troy-np5eq]

Squiddo: dying Also squiddo: 🎶ph1lza minecraft🎵

[@asmi14]

pog lol

[@roharoa]

Philza Minecraft the Creator of Minecraft 😩🙌

[@juango500]

🎶is so brave, he's the bravest man I've ever met🎶

[@Saltymangosucks]

Ah yes my favorite song, PhilZa Minecraft

[@fatd0gg072]

HIS NAME IS PHILZA MINECRAFT AND HE IS QUITE OLD

[@blooop3126]

I see you are a person of culture, you say “mellOIn” too.

[@starlightplaysminecraft9743]

XD

[@chasethemaster3440]

So do I

[@TrueSarah]

I call the pumpkins pun kins

[@orlyn.2829]

Me and my whole friend group pronounce it like

[@boyinblue.]

I'm happy I'm not the only one, now I just have to find someone who also says “Pampakin” instead of pumpkin.

[@mrlampy]

“warped fungus? That’s such a cute baby name” squiddo are you ok

[@hmmmm5677]

hi

[@nihunako]

such a cute baby name

[@meeka3.071]

if i saw a baby named that, i'd play with the baby hor 2 hours

[@meeka3.071]

@@dogeking3071 for* sorry didn't notice

[@dogeking3071]

@@meeka3.071 it’s ok sorry for being rude about it

[@NMendao]

does glasses don’t let her see the pain of you having a pet and then dying in hardcore, that’s why she agreed to make this-

[@LizordSword]

@ActedEnvy God this is dark

[@pnksilk6338]

I had gay dogs with a little boy in hardcore and I died 👍💔:')

[@TheRealELDorko]

@@pnksilk6338 how the fuck did the dogs make that kid???

[@questionmark521]

@@TheRealELDorko They crafted it obviously

[@ShelbyLikesStuff]

It either dies or runs off, or you left the dog sitting and since it’s the goodest boy it stays sitting

[@kazzoey2868]

Key moments: 0:44 "Im like dumb ways to die but minecraft-" 1:56 "o0uhm! Ph1Lza minecraft-" 2:05 "oO00ooouh ---- a shovel :D Perfect for grave-diggers" *I swear this woman NEEDS to be on the Dream SMP she is amazing*

[@imcheese3159]

Oh yeah squdido

[@Philippines_mentioned]

I would be suprised when squiddo joined hermitcraft

[@shantoulyn239]

yosss

[@luznoceda5401]

she’s going to be one of the expert builders- obviously

[@missycat7598]

Please, someone needs to invite her to season 8

[@hahaalexasendthistorodrick]

I wouldnt

[@pannercakes487]

um I think you spelled wouldn't wrong

[@Nameless_Cat_IsAGoodGame]

I feel like there will eventually be a time where she becomes a dumb tourist in RL_Craft Edit: Haha I predicted it!

[@PinkSneaselGirl]

Oh f*ck yes! We need more dumb tourist in RLCraft. I love seeing newbies in that game.>:3

[@neoselket562]

YES

[@ileanabriannemari]

Hell yea

[@Nameless_Cat_IsAGoodGame]

@@PinkSneaselGirl It happened! She's played RL_Craft!

[@PinkSneaselGirl]

@@Nameless_Cat_IsAGoodGame Speed, I am SPEED

[@xavier2094]

Finally, someone who appreciates Diorite and Acacia wood!

[@FlorenceIsHavoc]

I do i do 🤪🤘

[@sanildevaraj]

Yaaasssss iknowww diorite and acica

[@link12click]

Don’t coment on pfps what if they change them to terrible things

[@link12click]

wrong comment but i will leave it here

[@Frogz_R_0ut]

Fr I thought I was the only one lol

[@popii-mations8544]

I haven’t watched the full video but I know this will be good

[@liviayoung2420]

Same

[@SageFlower0]

Same

[@qiorena6313]

Same

[@catoticneutral]

I barely feel anything nowadays but your pure genuine enthusiasm for Minecraft brings me a small amount of joy

[@Philippines_mentioned]

Squiddo makes a stone cutter to get polished diorite Minecraft pros: YOU CAN MAKE A POLISHED DIORITE BY CRAFTING FOUR DIORITE

[@hugjaidee2948]

its more efficient

[@Rxph_Bxrt]

The cute childish noises she makes just makes this video more funny and wholesome 👌

[@hana8565]

ofc theres a philza reference in minecraft he made the game after all

[@olganiemczynowicz2360]

God her giggle is so FRICKIN ADORABLE

[@siddharth1822]

At this point, she deserves to be in the dream smp

[@badpiggies988]

Yeah, she even giggles adorably and screams for her life like Gogy, wheezes and says "oOoH bLaZeS" like Dream, is wholesome and innocent like BBH, loves her potatoes as much as Techno does, and loves her music discs as much as Tommy does.

[@SIiceOfCake]

It would be Flippin amazing.

[@fantalits5640]

@gabix 145 Techno Streams on KZbin ( I think-

[@MATOGAST.]

Being a dumb tourist on the DreamSMP!

[@TotallyNot_1zzie]

Yes! If she ever got invited to the DreamSMP, I would be so HAPPY FOR HER!!

[@JoeBidenCoin]

"OOOOOOH WARPED FUNGUS, THATS A GREAT BABY NAME" -A genius 2021

[@merodicalymuffin6193]

There's so much chaotic energy in this video, I love it.

[@bloducus9090]

Wow this is outstanding, you have inspired me to animate and today I finally made my first manhunt animation. Thanks a lot

[@jesuschrist6573]

As a dumb tourist myself, I will also die instantly

[@AndreFelipe-uv3jt]

Wise words

[@nikkstotallytocool]

JeSuS I LoVe YoU TeLl GoD I SaId Hi

[@estrellaferrer3831]

AYO JESUS THAT YOU-

[@txaianapm8378]

Wow, so Jesus is a dumb turist. Cool.

[@inkless533]

6:12 lovely reaction and giggle

[@shapeswitch_mood7221]

"MeLONNS??" I love the way you said that x3

[@maggieboyd6858]

Squiddo: If we live up here we’ll have the high ground Also Squiddo 10 seconds later: *goes back down the hill*

[@ik4ti]

Squiddo: 'sees a calf' Oh a MOOLING 'Then proceeds to try kill a cow'

[@alexmason25593]

She is literally the most wholesome KZbinr in have ever seen

[@juango500]

4:30 Jesus that scream was so high pitched my dog died

[@sunfis]

The amount of cuts, shaking of the screen and the moving captions just fuels my adhd and i love it

[@maarr5641]

Squiddo: **sees hardcore hearts** why did they put a philza reference in minecraft Why did I laugh so hard at this

[@User14781X]

2:49 squiddo: HE HAS A SWOOOORD Me: *ears bleeding*

[@Gaylonelycactus]

Lol😂

[@iamacatt5050]

YES. LIVING ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN. ON HARDCORE. AT THE FIRST TIME.

[@zachthalien]

5:25 squiddo: *mining the moss block* me: YOU HAVE MY RESPECT.

[@badpiggies988]

Dream stans: Dream is the only Minecrafter who wheezes like a tea kettle/dying dolphin Squiddo: 2:49

[@shootingstar2550]

this proves that you don't have to be amazing at a game to be extremely entertaining. I love this so much you can't even imagine.

[@AlyasNight]

Everyone : diorite is ugly , no one like that block squiddo : diorite will look so cool as my floor

[@Squiddo]

PEOPLE DONT LIKE DIORITE???????? What is society

[@vibevizier6512]

@@Squiddo smarter than you ;)

[@LAGsfs]

@@Squiddo ikr dieorite is a good block

[@CloudyRyhan]

6:17 the giggle tho

[@5soda]

YES SHE POSTED Edit: No one The description: *TECHNOSQUIDDO NEVER DIES*

[@luznoceda5401]

bruv i get SO HYPED when Squiddo uploads!

[@chasethemaster3440]

@@luznoceda5401 same

[@EverythingChannely]

Squiddo:why what could go wrong? Me: *laughs in lightning-struck creeper*

[@Firey-cs2pu]

Sqiddo: why would anyone insult this house? Grain: so you have chosen death

[@the_true_carwrecker9]

Grian*

[@Firey-cs2pu]

@@the_true_carwrecker9 It’s a joke because everyone calls him grain instead for grian

[@billycastle2824]

keep doing these videos there epic i rate the club penguin music at 3:42 that makes the video entirely and i love the animation at 8:17 keep up the good work! :)

[@theran_mc]

0:29 there's no philza reference, he just used it while he was making the game

[@Just_A_Ant]

Bruh

[@scorpionthesandwing2872]

0:56 oh that is nothing. Once when I was in a Minecraft world I saw a village with a pillage tower INSIDE of the village

[@pesto6743]

the nether looks so good with shaders wtf-

[@YourLocalAtsuko]

What shaders did she use?

[@Shannnnnn_]

ur really funny and positive keep it up squiddo! You always make my day and make me happy in quarantine hope you make more hardcore minecraft series

[@Kaceythereal]

O-o *im like Philza- the bravest MaN alive!*

[@zanamahmud3841]

Man?

[@SleepySpaceBud]

I love how squiddo is more excited and happy sounded like s little kid on Christmas- *Squiddo: High pitch mode* And more high pitched too! 10/10 quality content.

[@mcreeper1695]

4:37 pillager go like: Adios

[@valkyriefletcher7959]

Bro your growth won’t STOP till you get 1 million so just keep on waiting. Hopefully not too long and I don’t think it will be. :)

[@vdec9774]

It's fun to see the references to himself Philza Minecraft put in the game

[@Squirmish]

Her: people hate the acacia biome Me and my sister: building a thousand things out of acacia and loving them

[@badpiggies988]

Same here. Acacia is my favorite plant-based wood in Minecraft (my actual favorite wood is crimson)

[@Squirmish]

@@badpiggies988 yezzz

[@STARBOY-044]

She like female tommy here's why: 1• she likes music discs 2• she likes Acacia biomes 3• she likes Cobblestone.

[@badpiggies988]

But she doesn't curse like a sailor and is clearly a grown woman- and she doesn't say the catchphrase "poggers". To me she's more of a female GeorgeNotFound tbh, since she: - Fears for her life, often screaming or giggling nervously - When she said oOh BlAaZe at the end she was, like Gogy, clearly trying to sound maniacal but instead sounded adorable

[@sapiensaurus6320]

After having a bad day, seeing a video of such an entertaining and lovely person really makes me smile and fulls me. I really needed it!

[@alinapzch3473]

everyone: shaders squiddo: snap chat filters

[@normalkids1100]

I absolutely love your content! Thanks for making these!!

[@tamakimylove]

1:03 “Melon?! , psss psss psss psss”

[@LAGsfs]

why did it translate Melon?! to A melon?!

[@tailisu]

Bruh, all I gotta say is that Squiddo sounded so fweakin cute when she started listening to the disk, lol 5:59

[@qzaomarjlol6043]

I 👏 LOVE 👏 YOUR 👏 EDITING 👏 SKILLZ 👏

[@tophbeifong3780]

Tip for HardCore: Since zombies can open doors you place the doors sideways and open it so it looks like a normal front facing door. That way the zombies when the door is front facing they think the door is already open because of their code and the fact that the “closed door” is the door facing sideways.

[@amethsys]

“Perfect for grave diggers”

[@iz_bizz2010]

the best parts about this video (to me specifically) are the dont mine at night ted talk and the Stampys Lovely World reference (my god i loved watching that as a lil kid)

[@alexnewby2004]

I swear, if yiu don't get whitelisted to the dream smp asp ill riot-

[@キャット-l8s]

I love the 2 villagers looking at eachother in the intro

[@tritonisold]

When all 145 views liked this video *happy squiddo noises*

[@blueraspberrycat1283]

I freaking love your voice 👌 it's really fun to listen to, perfect for the videos you make 💜

[@kaffah_tabiallah2313]

finally..... i found my favorite youtuber.... -no toxic -no screaming -funny -play minecraft

[@springy5082]

AND ALSO FUNNY

[@FewVidsJustComments]

“They put a Philza refrence in Minecraft.” They actually did. It’s a splash screen that says “Philza had a good run”

[@ToonNoah]

6:05 "miNEcRaffTtt"

[@L1ttle._.Str4wberries]

Can we appreciate how he said"sheep~ VILLAGE!!! OMG!!!"

[@maru9930]

Squiddo it’s 4 am

[@monkeychief1904]

I love you’re a channel so much one reason is because your whole style is almost *exactly* the kind of vibe I wanted for Minecraft videos I wanted to make Back in like 2012

[@elijahbba2857]

:0 squidDO DOSENT DIEE LETS GO-

[@milostudios12]

my fave part when she animated the golden apple but she cares about the shovel than the MOST IMPORTANT golden apple XD

[@shahehet]

Everyones first until they refresh :>

[@Kaceythereal]

But- ;-; I refreshed and I was first by 3 seconds to the other person ;-; d a y u m

[@GhostPhantasmal]

ye

[@itsazzy1703]

everyones made an original comment until they refresh

[@Rucktheperson]

@@itsazzy1703 lol

[@cyclon9500]

I just recently found your channel and I love it! I really like your references to Dream SMP. Good job and keep posting good content.

[@rayquazafanpia6177]

Why is there a -1 Disklike, wth and great vid

[@havoc.7401]

"Diorite could be a fun block" words that have never been spoken until this day

[@CaramelizedO7]

"According to youtube statistics-"

[@notalec571]

Cant believe you grew so fast!congrats on 100k, I believe in you

[@user-xx8lv9bh6g]

why do you upload when I’m gonna sleep ;w;

[@XxshadowxX-ts6zm]

"I don't think there's a fortress around here" Not even a second later *Sees a fortress*

[@sep1029]

Idk why but as soon as I saw this video i started singing the halo theme song

[@tablettiff430]

I can't believe how hard I was laughing- I really love your videos! They always cheer me up! :D

[@omagkabacan2109]

Im not first im not last but when i see squiddos vid i click fast #underrated

[@sapiensaurus6320]

This is pure poetry.

[@LozaTheCloud]

Squiddo: i am going to sleep.. oh i cant go to sleep;-; the nightmares keep me awake. me watching this 5 hours before morning: ‘v’ cool

[@mrbighotbutt5462]

8:18 face animation reveal😄

[@natasha4282]

Even though I signed up a little before you hit 100,000, I am very happy that you hit that number. Keep it up!

[@rerrrrrrrrrrrrrr]

Everyone's first until they refresh is a really original comment

[@kiwifit620]

I find it funny that some day this might be said to the original commenter

[@lemonbread378]

I've literally never been so happy to see a twitch link in someone's bio, can't wait to see more of you, have fell in love with your channel,s o glad i found you!!

[@lemonfizz1457]

dude, your so cool that your dislike counter is NEGATIVE

[@thecritter519]

YOU ARE SO UNDERRATED AHHG I LOVE WATCHING YOU

[@meloditee]

well youtube, idk about that -1 dislikes, but... REMEMBER TO HIT THE BELL FOR BEATS BY DRE AND POG COWS AND E and of course, Fernidand the Chicken.

[@luznoceda5401]

who are you who are so wise in the ways of squiddo lore

[@meloditee]

@@luznoceda5401 my secret remains unknown; but the enjoyment of Squiddo must be shared...

[@hatandhoodie_]

The Savanna Biome is one of my favorites. The wood is Orange. The beds are Orange. This a great Biome.

[@charge1765]

Can this comment get a heart? :D

[@Tad0meku]

Thanks Squiddo for nostalgia in 3:07

[@Sbubsyvaka]

Huh lucky you you didnt die in one min *weird* and the real first watch the video

[@ccelliott8698]

"Surprised they added a Philza refrence to minecraft" did you forget Philza MADE Minecraft?

[@nobodynose2015]

612 likes and - 1 disslike.... Normal

[@itscutterkirby]

your smile is infectious! genuinely a pleasure to watch :))

[@samlaurence6587]

youtube: -1 dislikes

[@brainfm-relaxation]

Lovely video, we have so many nice places to see in this world. Happy traveling!

[@nayfemLIVE]

you are one of the most endearing content creators i have ever come across :]

[@ussnbsmsm]

SQUIDDO YOUR INTRO WHERE YOU MOVE YOUR HEAD AROUND LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE TOMMY'S INTRO BACK THEN-