Being a Dumb Tourist in HARDCORE MINECRAFT

HELLO GUYS! Today I am braving the TERRIFYING WORLD of Hardcore 'Craft. Surprisingly it wasn't actually that....... hard! To be fair I think I did have the game on normal difficulty, but I definitely didn't expect that I would be able to make it so far without dying.
Hope you guys enjoy! :D
Twitter: / therealsquiddo
Twitch: / therealsquiddo
Discord: / discord
BIGUPS to my friend Cupbee for doing the subtitles :D / thecupbee
TECHNOSQUID NEVER DIES

[@Troy-np5eq]

Squiddo: dying Also squiddo: 🎶ph1lza minecraft🎵

[@asmi14]

pog lol

[@roha6969]

Philza Minecraft the Creator of Minecraft 😩🙌

[@juango500]

🎶is so brave, he's the bravest man I've ever met🎶

[@Saltymangosucks]

Ah yes my favorite song, PhilZa Minecraft

[@fatd0gg072]

HIS NAME IS PHILZA MINECRAFT AND HE IS QUITE OLD

[@mrlampy]

“warped fungus? That’s such a cute baby name” squiddo are you ok

[@imzzei]

hi

[@nihunako]

such a cute baby name

[@meeka3.071]

if i saw a baby named that, i'd play with the baby hor 2 hours

[@meeka3.071]

@@dogeking3071 for* sorry didn't notice

[@dogeking3071]

@@meeka3.071 it’s ok sorry for being rude about it

[@blooop3126]

I see you are a person of culture, you say “mellOIn” too.

[@starlightplaysminecraft9743]

XD

[@chasethemaster3440]

So do I

[@FixVeronica]

I call the pumpkins pun kins

[@orlyn.2829]

Me and my whole friend group pronounce it like

[@boyinblue.]

I'm happy I'm not the only one, now I just have to find someone who also says “Pampakin” instead of pumpkin.

[@NMendao]

does glasses don’t let her see the pain of you having a pet and then dying in hardcore, that’s why she agreed to make this-

[@LizordSword]

@ActedEnvy God this is dark

[@pnksilk6338]

I had gay dogs with a little boy in hardcore and I died 👍💔:')

[@TheRealELDorko]

@@pnksilk6338 how the fuck did the dogs make that kid???

[@questionmark521]

@@TheRealELDorko They crafted it obviously

[@kazzoey2868]

Key moments: 0:44 "Im like dumb ways to die but minecraft-" 1:56 "o0uhm! Ph1Lza minecraft-" 2:05 "oO00ooouh ---- a shovel :D Perfect for grave-diggers" *I swear this woman NEEDS to be on the Dream SMP she is amazing*

[@imcheese3159]

Oh yeah squdido

[@Nameless_Cat_IsAGoodGame]

I feel like there will eventually be a time where she becomes a dumb tourist in RL_Craft Edit: Haha I predicted it!

[@PinkSneaselGirl]

Oh f*ck yes! We need more dumb tourist in RLCraft. I love seeing newbies in that game.>:3

[@neoselket562]

YES

[@ileanabriannemari]

Hell yea

[@Nameless_Cat_IsAGoodGame]

@@PinkSneaselGirl It happened! She's played RL_Craft!

[@PinkSneaselGirl]

@@Nameless_Cat_IsAGoodGame Speed, I am SPEED

[@I_am_dumb69]

I would be suprised when squiddo joined hermitcraft

[@shantoulyn239]

yosss

[@luznoceda5401]

she’s going to be one of the expert builders- obviously

[@missycat7598]

Please, someone needs to invite her to season 8

[@hahaalexasendthistorodrick]

I wouldnt

[@pannercakes487]

um I think you spelled wouldn't wrong

[@popii-mations8544]

I haven’t watched the full video but I know this will be good

[@liviayoung2420]

Same

[@SageFlower0]

Same

[@qiorena6313]

Same

[@hana8565]

ofc theres a philza reference in minecraft he made the game after all

[@I_am_dumb69]

Squiddo makes a stone cutter to get polished diorite Minecraft pros: YOU CAN MAKE A POLISHED DIORITE BY CRAFTING FOUR DIORITE

[@hugjaidee2948]

its more efficient

[@i_like_coffee8254]

The cute childish noises she makes just makes this video more funny and wholesome 👌

[@xavier2094]

Finally, someone who appreciates Diorite and Acacia wood!

[@FlorenceIsHavoc]

I do i do 🤪🤘

[@sanildevaraj]

Yaaasssss iknowww diorite and acica

[@link12click]

Don’t coment on pfps what if they change them to terrible things

[@link12click]

wrong comment but i will leave it here

[@yourlocal_nonbinary678]

Fr I thought I was the only one lol

[@JoeBidenCoin]

"OOOOOOH WARPED FUNGUS, THATS A GREAT BABY NAME" -A genius 2021

[@olganiemczynowicz2360]

God her giggle is so FRICKIN ADORABLE

[@siddharth1822]

At this point, she deserves to be in the dream smp

[@badpiggies988]

Yeah, she even giggles adorably and screams for her life like Gogy, wheezes and says "oOoH bLaZeS" like Dream, is wholesome and innocent like BBH, loves her potatoes as much as Techno does, and loves her music discs as much as Tommy does.

[@SLlCEOFCAKE]

It would be Flippin amazing.

[@fantalits5640]

@gabix 145 Techno Streams on KZbin ( I think-

[@MATOGAST.]

Being a dumb tourist on the DreamSMP!

[@TotallyNot_1zzie]

Yes! If she ever got invited to the DreamSMP, I would be so HAPPY FOR HER!!

[@jesuschrist6573]

As a dumb tourist myself, I will also die instantly

[@AndreFelipe-uv3jt]

Wise words

[@nikkstotallytocool]

JeSuS I LoVe YoU TeLl GoD I SaId Hi

[@estrellaferrer3831]

AYO JESUS THAT YOU-

[@txaianapm8378]

Wow, so Jesus is a dumb turist. Cool.

[@juango500]

4:30 Jesus that scream was so high pitched my dog died

[@catoticneutral]

I barely feel anything nowadays but your pure genuine enthusiasm for Minecraft brings me a small amount of joy

[@shapeswitch_mood7221]

"MeLONNS??" I love the way you said that x3

[@merodicalymuffin6193]

There's so much chaotic energy in this video, I love it.

[@CloudyRyhan]

6:17 the giggle tho

[@ik4ti]

Squiddo: 'sees a calf' Oh a MOOLING 'Then proceeds to try kill a cow'

[@maggieboyd6858]

Squiddo: If we live up here we’ll have the high ground Also Squiddo 10 seconds later: *goes back down the hill*

[@mcreeper1695]

4:37 pillager go like: Adios

[@iamacatt5050]

YES. LIVING ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN. ON HARDCORE. AT THE FIRST TIME.

[@bloducus9090]

Wow this is outstanding, you have inspired me to animate and today I finally made my first manhunt animation. Thanks a lot

[@Firey-cs2pu]

Sqiddo: why would anyone insult this house? Grain: so you have chosen death

[@RudestRuins_aka_TheNuclearNUKE]

Grian*

[@Firey-cs2pu]

@@RudestRuins_aka_TheNuclearNUKE It’s a joke because everyone calls him grain instead for grian

[@alexmason25593]

She is literally the most wholesome KZbinr in have ever seen

[@theran_mc]

0:29 there's no philza reference, he just used it while he was making the game

[@just_a_goose]

Bruh

[@pesto6743]

the nether looks so good with shaders wtf-

[@YourLocalAtsuko]

What shaders did she use?

[@zachthalien]

5:25 squiddo: *mining the moss block* me: YOU HAVE MY RESPECT.

[@scorpionthesandwing2872]

0:56 oh that is nothing. Once when I was in a Minecraft world I saw a village with a pillage tower INSIDE of the village

[@jameswilson5575]

Squiddo:why what could go wrong? Me: *laughs in lightning-struck creeper*

[@maarr5641]

Squiddo: **sees hardcore hearts** why did they put a philza reference in minecraft Why did I laugh so hard at this

[@inkless533]

6:12 lovely reaction and giggle

[@User14781X]

2:49 squiddo: HE HAS A SWOOOORD Me: *ears bleeding*

[@Gaylonelycactus]

Lol😂

[@bladesofficialwife]

1:03 “Melon?! , psss psss psss psss”

[@Squirmish]

Her: people hate the acacia biome Me and my sister: building a thousand things out of acacia and loving them

[@badpiggies988]

Same here. Acacia is my favorite plant-based wood in Minecraft (my actual favorite wood is crimson)

[@Squirmish]

@@badpiggies988 yezzz

[@Kaceythereal]

O-o *im like Philza- the bravest MaN alive!*

[@zanamahmud3841]

Man?

[@badpiggies988]

Dream stans: Dream is the only Minecrafter who wheezes like a tea kettle/dying dolphin Squiddo: 2:49

[@AlyasNight]

Everyone : diorite is ugly , no one like that block squiddo : diorite will look so cool as my floor

[@Squiddo]

PEOPLE DONT LIKE DIORITE???????? What is society

[@vibevizier6512]

@@Squiddo smarter than you ;)

[@5soda]

YES SHE POSTED Edit: No one The description: *TECHNOSQUIDDO NEVER DIES*

[@luznoceda5401]

bruv i get SO HYPED when Squiddo uploads!

[@chasethemaster3440]

@@luznoceda5401 same

[@havoc.7401]

"Diorite could be a fun block" words that have never been spoken until this day

[@sunfis]

The amount of cuts, shaking of the screen and the moving captions just fuels my adhd and i love it

[@amethsys]

“Perfect for grave diggers”

[@alinapzch3473]

everyone: shaders squiddo: snap chat filters

[@tailisu]

Bruh, all I gotta say is that Squiddo sounded so fweakin cute when she started listening to the disk, lol 5:59

[@iz_bizz2010]

the best parts about this video (to me specifically) are the dont mine at night ted talk and the Stampys Lovely World reference (my god i loved watching that as a lil kid)

[@lyredung5210]

When all 145 views liked this video *happy squiddo noises*

[@vdec9774]

It's fun to see the references to himself Philza Minecraft put in the game

[@SleepySpaceBud]

I love how squiddo is more excited and happy sounded like s little kid on Christmas- *Squiddo: High pitch mode* And more high pitched too! 10/10 quality content.

[@Tad0meku]

Thanks Squiddo for nostalgia in 3:07

[@qzaomarjlol6043]

I 👏 LOVE 👏 YOUR 👏 EDITING 👏 SKILLZ 👏

[@lemonboi5349]

She like female tommy here's why: 1• she likes music discs 2• she likes Acacia biomes 3• she likes Cobblestone.

[@badpiggies988]

But she doesn't curse like a sailor and is clearly a grown woman- and she doesn't say the catchphrase "poggers". To me she's more of a female GeorgeNotFound tbh, since she: - Fears for her life, often screaming or giggling nervously - When she said oOh BlAaZe at the end she was, like Gogy, clearly trying to sound maniacal but instead sounded adorable

[@shootingstar2550]

this proves that you don't have to be amazing at a game to be extremely entertaining. I love this so much you can't even imagine.

[@normalkids1100]

I absolutely love your content! Thanks for making these!!

[@ToonNoah]

6:05 "miNEcRaffTtt"

[@alexnewby2004]

I swear, if yiu don't get whitelisted to the dream smp asp ill riot-

[@tophbeifong3780]

Tip for HardCore: Since zombies can open doors you place the doors sideways and open it so it looks like a normal front facing door. That way the zombies when the door is front facing they think the door is already open because of their code and the fact that the “closed door” is the door facing sideways.

[@t.x.z5461]

2:04 oouuhhhhh... ShOvEl

[@elijahbba2857]

:0 squidDO DOSENT DIEE LETS GO-

[@rayquazafanpia6177]

Why is there a -1 Disklike, wth and great vid

[@nightmarionne2401]

4:35 For some reason, I'm now imagining the pillagers casually dancing in a conga line while shooting Squiddo... XD

[@Shannnnnn_]

ur really funny and positive keep it up squiddo! You always make my day and make me happy in quarantine hope you make more hardcore minecraft series

[@min5paw]

Everyones first until they refresh :>

[@Kaceythereal]

But- ;-; I refreshed and I was first by 3 seconds to the other person ;-; d a y u m

[@GhostPhantasmal]

ye

[@itsazzy1703]

everyones made an original comment until they refresh

[@Rucktheperson]

@@itsazzy1703 lol

[@CaramelizedO7]

"According to youtube statistics-"

[@user-jn8sv5ng5i]

I love the 2 villagers looking at eachother in the intro

[@lemonbread378]

I've literally never been so happy to see a twitch link in someone's bio, can't wait to see more of you, have fell in love with your channel,s o glad i found you!!

[@sep1029]

Idk why but as soon as I saw this video i started singing the halo theme song

[@user-xx8lv9bh6g]

why do you upload when I’m gonna sleep ;w;

[@XxshadowxX-ts6zm]

"I don't think there's a fortress around here" Not even a second later *Sees a fortress*

[@billycastle2824]

keep doing these videos there epic i rate the club penguin music at 3:42 that makes the video entirely and i love the animation at 8:17 keep up the good work! :)

[@kaffah_tabiallah2313]

finally..... i found my favorite youtuber.... -no toxic -no screaming -funny -play minecraft

[@springy5082]

AND ALSO FUNNY

[@maru9930]

Squiddo it’s 4 am

[@sapiensaurus6320]

After having a bad day, seeing a video of such an entertaining and lovely person really makes me smile and fulls me. I really needed it!

[@natasha4282]

Even though I signed up a little before you hit 100,000, I am very happy that you hit that number. Keep it up!

[@omagkabacan2109]

Im not first im not last but when i see squiddos vid i click fast #underrated

[@sapiensaurus6320]

This is pure poetry.

[@rerrrrrrrrrrrrrr]

Everyone's first until they refresh is a really original comment

[@kiwifit620]

I find it funny that some day this might be said to the original commenter

[@FewVidsJustComments]

“They put a Philza refrence in Minecraft.” They actually did. It’s a splash screen that says “Philza had a good run”

[@strxwbunni2634]

i love this, so chaotic yet organised

[@mrbighotbutt5462]

8:18 face animation reveal😄

[@lemonfizz1457]

dude, your so cool that your dislike counter is NEGATIVE

[@milostudios12]

my fave part when she animated the golden apple but she cares about the shovel than the MOST IMPORTANT golden apple XD

[@monkeychief1904]

I love you’re a channel so much one reason is because your whole style is almost *exactly* the kind of vibe I wanted for Minecraft videos I wanted to make Back in like 2012

[@Sbubsyvaka]

Huh lucky you you didnt die in one min *weird* and the real first watch the video

[@meloditee]

well youtube, idk about that -1 dislikes, but... REMEMBER TO HIT THE BELL FOR BEATS BY DRE AND POG COWS AND E and of course, Fernidand the Chicken.

[@luznoceda5401]

who are you who are so wise in the ways of squiddo lore

[@meloditee]

@@luznoceda5401 my secret remains unknown; but the enjoyment of Squiddo must be shared...

[@LozaTheCloud]

Squiddo: i am going to sleep.. oh i cant go to sleep;-; the nightmares keep me awake. me watching this 5 hours before morning: ‘v’ cool

[@tablettiff430]

I can't believe how hard I was laughing- I really love your videos! They always cheer me up! :D

[@samlaurence6587]

youtube: -1 dislikes

[@charge1765]

Can this comment get a heart? :D

[@valkyriefletcher7959]

Bro your growth won’t STOP till you get 1 million so just keep on waiting. Hopefully not too long and I don’t think it will be. :)

[@notalec571]

Cant believe you grew so fast!congrats on 100k, I believe in you

[@nobodynose2015]

612 likes and - 1 disslike.... Normal

[@ccelliott8698]

"Surprised they added a Philza refrence to minecraft" did you forget Philza MADE Minecraft?

[@brainfm-relaxation]

Lovely video, we have so many nice places to see in this world. Happy traveling!

[@kaiden516]

Congrats on 110.000 Subs!

[@Chaotikonik]

Hardcore players: *finds supplies as fast as possible* Squiddo: DECORATION NOW, SURVIVAL LATER >:(

[@Little._.lunaticlight]

Can we appreciate how he said"sheep~ VILLAGE!!! OMG!!!"

[@nanaathequail8729]

YEAHHH! MY FAVORITE TOURIST

[@jeromebalboa3076]

I've only found you yesterday and now I'm binge watching you, you're so funny : 3