Dad Wakes Up From 10-Year Coma, Regrets It

[@Beluga1]

Subscribe or I’ll steal your dog *also discord video this monday :)*

[@ceegeetee]

AMOGUS

[@Impostasause]

When the cat is sus

[@serhan8047]

Hello beluga

[@rustypossumvr]

MA DOOGEH

[@sillyzha]

I already steal your Cat's Pet

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Lesson learned, pranking someone that they've been in a coma for a decade can get them to be a better person.

[@zachloken8219]

Yes that is always the best solution

[@godgamergowda8434]

yes lets do that

[@swayam2560]

Haha youtube should soon monetize comments

[@Anipaper_]

Good lesson, unmustched man

[@cal5038]

It’s the legend

[@dabolife1]

Let's just appreciate how Beluga can literally do anything to make us happy.

[@sjbrickstudio3456]

Hi ok

[@Lelpo_GD]

Yes

[@thecommenter8988]

Yo

[@DoNotReadMyProfile69]

Hi again

[@adam-mt6vh]

He has Do not disturb mode on, he can't hear you.

[@dominicfiacco]

I love how Beluga talks the same way in "real life" that he does in his Discord skits.

[@Hiii10-e9r]

same lol

[@hadeelnammari314]

lol

[@hehehahamaha]

woman: "you didn't even wake up..." Beluga: "we were gonna make sure you never did. "

[@Rupani_Mansi56]

TvT✨

[@Godzilashots]

I would've said the same thing

[@aminah7778]

“Amelia is not with us anymore....” Beluga: “she moved to France😏”

[@kouroshnaderyofficial]

I love when I get the notification that I got a new subscriber, it literally makes my day, even my week ❤️❤️❤️

[@jetstreamsam3442]

@@kouroshnaderyofficial unfortunately it probably doesn’t happen very often

[@kouroshnaderyofficial]

@@jetstreamsam3442 yes it doesn’t, and it so hard for me not to see it go up, because I work so hard for my videos.

[@pro-fl5gp]

@@kouroshnaderyofficial I already replied to you, but can you plz stop spamming. Nobody cares, I will sub to you, but only if it means that you will stop.

[@dries-pederjanse6249]

the spagetti is poisoned

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

That guy was so passed out they could have done a mattress in the ocean prank on him

[@dagoose9596]

Yeah

[@ac3906]

Here before 1k likes because he is verified

[@dagoose9596]

@@ac3906

[@ac3906]

@@dagoose9596 you're probably that guy that flexes and spams your nitro after buying it

[@dagoose9596]

@@ac3906

[@elijahmbabazi7518]

7:09 "You may have saved my dog from getting killed" This line really got me 🤣🤣

[@Glitch-cp8wz]

"I promise, no more drinking and driving" 'Im getting a pilot's license' This almost made me spit out all the water in my mouth on the living room

[@sahilsamundre0]

For real

[@1565squid]

@DONT WOWW DO SOMTHING BETTER WITH YOUR LIFE PLZ ACTUALLY😶😶❌❌

[@billionblue3036]

@DONT yeah i wont kid

[@SD-N]

@DONT No body cares nor has anybody asked

[@slushvfx724]

"Roses are red" "Violets are blue" "Outside I'm smiling" "But inside I'm crying" I wish people noticed my content

[@depth1576]

"Wheres daisy" "She's been turned into a rug" I litterally choked on my drink, thanks beluga

[@Hisalt32]

@ItsV yeah

[@depth1576]

Yes, i have recovered sufficiently to write this comment

[@NIKKISIXX_101]

I chocked on my icecream-

[@Moon_Shot_]

You officially now have a subscriber

[@slushvfx724]

"Roses are red" "Violets are blue" "Outside I'm smiling" "But inside I'm crying" I wish people noticed my content

[@EL01-h4c]

Woman: Amelia isn’t with us anymore Cat man: SHE WENT TO FRANCE

[@dagoose9596]

Yeah

[@err]

mÿ commúnitÿ tãb

[@Zaid744]

His happy with baguette now:D

[@7930jjrogers]

HOW DO YOU GET DA EMOJI

[@Arkeyyfx14]

@@dagoose9596 bro..how to send dat emojeess?🥲

[@actual-flo]

Imagine instead of “would you like to join us for lunch?” She was like “did you steal my dog?”

[@LEMMING202]

I love how beluga has such dark humor like “they knocked you out with chloroform and dragged you here against your will”

[@AalokChaureli]

U mean the famous line: BEGULA

[@LEMMING202]

@@AalokChaureli maybe or maybe not?

[@Xdanger205]

@mr happy and @spacekittys996 hi

[@themaidenlesswretch7819]

eh, a tad unsubtle though. about as blunt as the truncheon they used to keep him asleep

[@theonerank2813]

NAPTIME!

[@hiiitt.t]

The wife:-Amelia isn't with us anymore Beluga :- she moved to France 🇫🇷

[@adnanbinzakir]

He should have said Brazil.

[@t0t4llyn0tl34]

@@slosandwich7287 why the heck are u saying that

[@t3sla39]

@@slosandwich7287 i gave it a chance, it was shit

[@PineappleSquuid]

“No more drinking and driving!” “ *I’M GETTING MY PILOTS LICENSE* “

[@FLLNNGL-mw7gt]

🤣🤣 only drunk flying

[@err]

myÿ cómmúnitÿ tább

[@brosk13]

@@err Ayo… HECKER IS THAT YOU?

[@Phen47.]

@@err ayoo wtf how

[@GenericName_.]

Im getting my drive license

[@isabelamadrigal2097]

5:35 “Imagine the homeless man just pulled up in a Lamborghini” killed me

[@cobra_gamer_01]

Beluga: It‘s Dhar Man Monday. Meanwhile: Sᴀᴛᴜʀᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ Sᴜɴᴅᴀʏ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴘᴀɪɴ

[@deflect3d92]

Fax

[@slosandwich7287]

“Roses are red” “Violets are blue” “Outside I’m smiling” “But inside I’m crying” “ ι נυѕт ωιѕн ρєσρℓє ωσυℓ∂ gινє му ¢σηтєηт α ¢нαη¢є”uynk

[@PatoChu]

Its a sniperwolf reference

[@4nla]

I THOUGHT IT WAS MONDAY FOR A SEC

[@zencasaw2998]

itz sunday for me

[@blaketaylor]

Beluga: *looks at someone* Also Beluga: “they look like a discord moderator.”

[@phantomnoobs]

😂

[@true-xs7ei]

Lol🤣😂

[@MythicaIl]

@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch No it isn't Your fishing for a fight get help

[@MythicaIl]

@@millieandmars5248 😂 your ok that made me laugh

[@slushvfx724]

"Roses are red" "Violets are blue" "Outside I'm smiling" "But inside I'm crying" I wish people noticed my content

[@syferz1110]

Beluga: "Welcome back to a Dhar Mann Monday." Meanwhile it's a Saturday

[@thatrandom11yearoldkid25]

It a joke dummy

[@Zaid744]

Haha lol

[@kanishkakumarsingh7413]

@@thatrandom11yearoldkid25 dummy isn't rude >.< Its kinda cute way to say ur dumb lmaoo

[@user-jh9ib2wj9m]

@Nxbu1a not really rude but fair enof

[@beens0912]

True

[@ze1us828]

I love how beluga says there going to wipe his memories when the mom meets the dad

[@ayyub5229]

Lol

[@thesonicarena5593]

''Amelia isn't with us anymore'' ''what does that mean?'' Beluga: ''she moved to France''

[@rubyy6650]

Lol

[@anabanana801]

Haha

[@abbyern]

Lol

[@mai30894]

Haha!

[@kouroshnaderyofficial]

I love when I get the notification that I got a new subscriber, it literally makes my day, even my week ❤️❤️❤️

[@joyboy0008]

"I'm getting my pilot's license" 😂😂 I love this guy's humour

[@kouroshnaderyofficial]

I love when I get the notification that I got a new subscriber, it literally makes my day, even my week ❤️❤️❤️

[@pwistolsss]

Humor * ?

[@fficialcaramel812]

@@pwistolsss humor humour same thing

[@pwistolsss]

@@fficialcaramel812 must be from England? Sorry if I’m wrong, idk much history

[@fficialcaramel812]

@@pwistolsss im from australia and sorry if i sounded rude :)

[@literally_casper387]

woman: "is there anything we can do for you?" Beluga: "I'll take the dog" 🤣

[@yt.5902]

Are you man or woman

[@literally_casper387]

@@yt.5902 I'm a toaster

[@yt.5902]

@@literally_casper387 you mean gae

[@literally_casper387]

@@yt.5902 no i mean toaster

[@sixlittlenightmares5362]

@yt. Is that an important question in life 😐

[@mbmmsm169]

Dad in the coma ends up he was actually getting milk ENDS UP he actually left for fun

[@RAGEINDIGO]

"They look like a Discord Mod" *Beluga is really a Discord cat* 😂😂

[@marcoxoi]

‎ ‎

[@dontreadmyaboutpage2824]

Dont read my name

[@AadarshPandeyop]

@@dontreadmyaboutpage2824 probably rock roll

[@koolaidrblx6172]

true

[@slushvfx724]

"Roses are red" "Violets are blue" "Outside I'm smiling" "But inside I'm crying" I wish people noticed my content

[@lintrio]

Wife: Amelia isn't with us anymore Beluga: She's in France

[@shinyshuckle3771]

Would've been funnier if he said Mexico, since that's where Skittle was sent

[@astrokitty5956]

probs having the time of her life

[@coachpoknik6570]

Noooooo it's snipercat /j

[@saff141_]

“Amelia isn’t with us anymore” “She went to France” 😂

[@turkishcountryball1085]

Stolen comment lol

[@cogaspar8356]

Dog

[@ritchiezhu898]

I dont have a dog. I want a cat named Begula.

[@random_newb9407]

Therory: This whole channel is just a Beluga lucid dream.

[@err]

mÿ commúnitÿ tàb

[@wannamakeyoucry873]

@@rengoku2786 ı dont care

[@auwa69]

I literally got scared and did the reality check because i genuinely thought this is a lucid dream

[@DonLorcha]

Underrated

[@ihavedementia]

beluga was a second channel for "explore lucid dreaming" too

[@jacksons.8311]

Beluga: we’re not just telling stories we’re making fun of them

[@saraayoubmalak2019]

🤣🤣🤣🤣i wish dhar mann sees this

[@Anipaper_]

Lmao

[@Ranontot]

Subscribe

[@SherlockFootball828]

Dhar mann should hire him

[@peepandstitch]

@ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴋᴇᴠɪɴʙʙ listen dude… Please just STOP It worked for a little bit, and this is just for attention which isn’t worth it this way Grow your own channel, post meaningful videos and you will gain hard earned subs! What you are doing rn is not only annoying and done before, it’s not what KZbin is about Take my advice, and try it out for a lil, see what happens. And if it completely flunks, you can go back to whatever this is

[@malaria_floors]

"Imagine the homeless man just pulled up in a Lamborghini" -Beluga 2031

[@heroes0844]

2031, PERFECT

[@HarpreetKaur-bs4dp]

I thought he said the horsemen i guess im dumb

[@err]

mÿy cómmunity tāb

[@bhavikkamble7508]

5:00 'your spaghetti is poisoned' That Got me so bad i died because i wasn't able to breathe bc of laugh XXD

[@SansTheUnderman]

Beluga : "Hey it's me everyone Sniper cat!" Why did that make me spit my water out and bust out laughing.

[@randomentertainingvideos3545]

Idk?

[@5633-r4u]

I know

[@KultureBoyz]

Cap

[@slushvfx724]

"Roses are red" "Violets are blue" "Outside I'm smiling" "But inside I'm crying" I wish people noticed my content

[@SLheroX]

havent u herd jokes before thats not even funny

[@offsznkobe]

"Amelia isn't with us anymore" "What does that mean?" "A Drunk Driver." "NOOOOOO" I F-ing died hearing this😂😂😂

[@missedsulli]

Zombie

[@crystalmcgee1397]

The Naaaaauuauauauauauuauauauoooooouauuuuauauuauauauauuuoooooooooouuoooouuuoouououuaouuuouuuoaouuaoouaouaoua

[@total1228]

@@crystalmcgee1397 just translated your comment out of curiosity and it said "The lovely memories" ✨

[@flixie9902]

*DARTH VADER INTENSIFIES*

[@YouHaveBeenFooled.]

@@total1228 true

[@shreeprajan9435]

Beluga: He definitely has the look to be a discord moderator. Pablo: Yes! He is.

[@mira_is_here]

@@f1shyspace no

[@dnp7718]

@@f1shyspace nah

[@nerd5316]

@@f1shyspace Nah he have more sub

[@jim8113]

You mean extremely attractive and fertile

[@unrealstuff8593]

@@f1shyspace Lets test that you got 1m subs or 17 subs? Nah Lets test that do you just want people to watch your videos for attention Nah lets test that do you make skits other then "Dream Sucks" not even a real statement Nah Lets Test that do you have anything that's up to beluga's level didn't think so

[@deardaniyaa]

"what's up guys it's sssniper-cat" caught me laughing so hard 😂😂😂😫

[@cheyennecarson7250]

"and it just got even better" "well it's about to get a whole lot worse. your spaghetti is poisoned" LMAOOO

[@Celia.amr2226]

🤣🤣🤣🤣THIS IS JUST 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GanstaKasta]

I'm Dying

[@reenoxrg]

XD

[@gdhyphen797]

@Repent amen

[@anabanana801]

I CANT 😅😅

[@Bxrry]

Poor dad he should have never done drugs

[@justanub5252]

yes

[@turtlesrprettycool3379]

E

[@guy126]

Yes œ

[@tanakritphoncharoen3119]

4th

[@Matt_4457]

he shouldve stayed in that coma

[@the1nonlynoelle]

I’d be so mad if my family pranked me that I was in a 10 year coma.

[@erick9348]

Me, its a good prank

[@chickroblox1569]

@satisfying sierra 🫥

[@_.luminosity._]

​@@erick9348 no its not thats just scarring

[@UchihaItachiXoxo2]

Same

[@purplefoxgirl3799]

Well Dont get drunk then, its that simple 😐

[@SasoRii.]

Dude how can he come up with his jokes so quick 🤣

[@Anthony-jl4fh]

My sister a few hours ago: no i don't wanna watch beluga he's so boring. Her now: omg i love beluga's videos 💀

[@lavander6638]

Lol

[@KiwisterBiwister]

Lol’s

[@card4694]

Dad was in 20 years.. Is it?

[@card4694]

I mean her dad coma in 20 years

[@ily._.2647]

im literally addicted on his discord content sonce january lol

[@bigbrain3008]

Moral of the story: "Dont drive if u drunk beers" "Dont judge book by its cover" Beluga: Turns it into a meme video*

[@shreyanshdey8376]

LMAO-

[@aieza8767]

I mean... it's Dhar Man.

[@slosandwich7287]

“Roses are red” “Violets are blue” “Outside I’m smiling” “But inside I’m crying” “ ι נυѕт ωιѕн ρєσρℓє ωσυℓ∂ gινє му ¢σηтєηт α ¢нαη¢є”yyhk

[@vylet4807]

No no, Moral of the story: Always make Dhar Man monday on a saturday

[@LunarP2W]

"drunk beers" u mean "Drink Beer"

[@erenthebirb1220]

Beluga: "Welcome to Dhar Mann Monday." Everyone: "Well, today is Saturday...." Beluga: *"Reality can be whatever I want."*

[@deepeshjain3564]

Yeah lol

[@WinXP2001]

and last week it was tuesday i think

[@saarthakpandit6236]

Well for Dharr Man Monday, he is uploading on Saturday and on Monday, he is uploading discord videos

[@tanjirodluffy4403]

Dcu expectation: detective comics expectations Dcu reality : Dhar man cinematic universe

[@bangtan7340]

"where's daisy" "she's been turned into a rug" PLS LMFAO

[@bangtan7340]

@Dave woah that's nice :'3

[@kimluna5330]

Hi army

[@zariffakmalzamzuhri5360]

@Dave hey its the the guy from fortnite

[@gyxtaro5335]

@Dave 5 subs woah!!!

[@bangtan7340]

@@kimluna5330 hii armyyyy

[@Wild_Texas]

“No more drinking and driving.” Time to drink and fly baby

[@sus5976]

@DONT ok i wont

[@SPiderman-rh2zk]

Well, I suppose there's less to run into up there

[@azertyklavyeyiqwertykullan1339]

@DONT I wont get caught for this 2 times

[@maryamtaydi3033]

@@sus5976 you really sus

[@Greenfluent1]

YES YES HELL YES 69 LIKES

[@Rhniiaa]

Bro Dr. James looking like a wish Arnold Schwartznegger.

[@cashzn]

Alocholic guy: From today no more drinking and driving Catboy: *FLYING AROUND THE WORLD WITH ALOCOHOL*

[@shreyanshdey8376]

LMAO-

[@farkle_69]

nice pfp

[@slosandwich7287]

“Roses are red” “Violets are blue” “Outside I’m smiling” “But inside I’m crying” “ ι נυѕт ωιѕн ρєσρℓє ωσυℓ∂ gινє му ¢σηтєηт α ¢нαη¢є”yhjk

[@stoneMC]

well you see...

[@i_blame_n173]

See whatt? I have been waiting for 2 whole years

[@nikeberhardt]

Beluga ur humor makes me laugh 😂 so hard, great job 👏 keep at it

[@devmn204]

"I promise, from this day forward, no more drinking and driving." Beluga: Getting my pilot's license.

[@m4rshxLL]

malayali>???????

[@ADVENTURER-n6r]

Lmao

[@m4rshxLL]

@@ADVENTURER-n6r what???

[@ADVENTURER-n6r]

@@m4rshxLL Um I was not replying to your message so chill.

[@devmn204]

@@m4rshxLL eh ath engane manassilayi- 💀😂😂

[@QcL.]

" Is there anything we can do for you" Beluga: " I will take the dog"

[@samina2121]

Amelia isn’t with us anymore Beluga: she’s with friends 😂

[@sushithebudgie4990]

I thought he said she's in france uff

[@Drugs_Potato]

@@sushithebudgie4990 me too

[@arraxi]

@@sushithebudgie4990 he did

[@patasporsche]

Amelia isnt with us anymore Beluga: shes with friends me: no not true shes with husband

[@ameliasadikot4255]

IM SMELIA

[@Obvy_Erinn]

Woman:SEE I TOLD YOU IT WAS- Also the woman:My-husband…

[@random_newb9407]

We’re not just telling stories, We’re changing many lives to on discord.

[@err]

mÿy commúnitÿ tãb

[@acatnamedbobbie3595]

Yessir!

[@harshsharma-tz1up]

"Hello I'm sniper cat " was literally the funniest thing i have heard today.

[@CrispyMonkeyBallz]

Lmao , i laughed so hard i fall from Mount averest!

[@ifazamin7763]

I guess ur life is very depressing then,mate

[@basicallyapotato5410]

@@randomdoggouwu8067 and imma copy it again..! :))

[@harshsharma-tz1up]

@@randomdoggouwu8067 nup

[@theglorioussunman]

Sssnipercat

[@nkkrtk86]

I laughed so hard when he said “I’ve seen worse in medbay during among us” 💀💀💀

[@near5148]

Lol

[@haikikun8421]

sus like number

[@mihaelmug]

Same 💀

[@mihaelmug]

@@haikikun8421 69 ?

[@Duncan9910]

same

[@davegrohlloveryeah]

“Dhar Mann cinematic universe” is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard in my life

[@arwenelenna3199]

Amelia: "It just got even better" Beluga: "his Spaghetti is poisonned"

[@kouroshnaderyofficial]

I love when I get the notification that I got a new subscriber, it literally makes my day, even my week ❤️❤️❤️

[@arwenelenna3199]

@@kouroshnaderyofficial i will sub to you

[@thedarkerpuddles5433]

LOL

[@arwenelenna3199]

Ohhhhhh

[@Real_ess]

his

[@mineboy1369wqe]

"Amelia isn't with us anymore." "what does that mean" "SHE MOVED TO FRANCE" idk why but I thought this part was funny

[@kouroshnaderyofficial]

I love when I get the notification that I got a new subscriber, it literally makes my day, even my week ❤️❤️❤️

[@mineboy1369wqe]

@@kouroshnaderyofficial same with me!!!!!!

[@pro-fl5gp]

@@kouroshnaderyofficial okay but.. nobody needs to know that. So shut.

[@kouroshnaderyofficial]

@@mineboy1369wqe I subbed, continue your hard work!!

[@mineboy1369wqe]

@@kouroshnaderyofficial wow thank you so much!

[@clydemakesedits]

“Amelia isn’t with us anymore.” “What does that mean?” “ “ “NOOOO”

[@arwenelenna3199]

"She moved to France"

[@Ansino558]

@@arwenelenna3199 ded peeple taste gud

[@Obvy_Erinn]

“Amelia isn’t with us anymore…” “What-what does that mEaN?” Beluga:She moved to FrAnCe 🇫🇷 🎉”

[@ucanh7554]

Beluga: pls hire me, i'll do ANYTHING Dhar Mann: great, be a cat that nearly die and saved by a homeless man.

[@Celia.amr2226]

Lol🤣

[@GreenStylewoo]

Lol

[@CloudieMoonxo]

LOL😂🤣

[@froggysquad8773]

Lol it’s true tho

[@anchov648]

this comment is underrated

[@101mph_]

7:55 Woman: “Is there anything we can do for you?” Beluga Narrating Homeless man: “I’ll take the dog.” Edit: OMG tysm for all the likes ^-^

[@micro5298]

Lmao 😭

[@MyPrasad12345]

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

[@EGG-_MAN.]

Lmao🤣🤣🤣😭

[@darwin_1865]

Lmao

[@kencathygracie]

Lol 😆🤣

[@lightningslayer100]

"I'm getting my pilot's lessons. Fly around the world with alcohol." -Beluga 2021

[@slushvfx724]

"Roses are red" "Violets are blue" "Outside I'm smiling" "But inside I'm crying" I wish people noticed my content

[@playtime3103]

@@slushvfx724 mind if I can also do that but different

[@playtime3103]

Roses are red Violets are blue Inside I'm bored Inside when I make a mistake I'm nervous

[@mebanshanrynjah7319]

@@playtime3103 i can do better

[@mebanshanrynjah7319]

Roses are red Violets are blue We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do i

[@emmaxu5725]

i love how they went through the trouble of making a fake newspaper for this set-up

[@Flufflyheart]

Blonde women: where’s daisy?! Beluga:she turned into a rug ✌️

[@vanlalpeksanga9618]

Snipercat

[@astrokitty5956]

rip

[@Hamzplays]

Dhar Mann: we’re not just telling stories we’re changing lives Beluga: we’re not just telling stories we’re making fun of them

[@err]

(mÿ comùnty tåb)

[@SkittyClub]

Lmaoo

[@Nigga_i_am_a_cop]

Lol Stupid joke. Ha ha ha so funny

[@swapnasulake]

ye

[@whatsomeonesaidwastaken9216]

@@err lemme get on my pc

[@canada200]

Doctor: It's 2031 now Beluga: There's no more Fortnite now.

[@cristiana7296]

Rip Fortnite youtubers' properties

[@sjfitdiyddoy1137]

Yay

[@N_N097]

That guy :Nooo i miss chapter 2 i didn't got carnage

[@herobrinemars]

HAHAHA I WAS LAUGHING HARD 💀💀

[@kouroshnaderyofficial]

I love when I get the notification that I got a new subscriber, it literally makes my day, even my week ❤️❤️❤️

[@SoreChipmunk963]

0:47 Who else noticed dream: mask paused in the background?

[@dqrk3046]

I like how they kept knocking on the window because they couldn’t get in the car and all of a sudden they drove him to the hospital in the same car that they didn’t have the keys to

[@hi-to6un]

Smart

[@kyberspace_]

We have a hulk 😁

[@LemonLumen]

omg i was thinking the same literal thing

[@timhicks674]

Usually you have keys to both cars if you are married.

[@LemonLumen]

@@timhicks674 do you mean usually you both have keys to the car??

[@lamolevi9357]

“Did I just miss chapter 2 of fortnite!?” Favourite.quote.yet.

[@err]

mÿ commúnitÿ tãb

[@5633-r4u]

“What does that mean?” “SHE MOVED TO FRANCE” Imagine me choking on my ice cream😭✋ Edit:Tysm for 331 likes

[@slushvfx724]

"Roses are red" "Violets are blue" "Outside I'm smiling" "But inside I'm crying" I wish people noticed my content

[@lynxproplayer1715]

@@slushvfx724 "roses are red" "Violets are blue" "Outside im smiling" "But inside im crying" I wish people like you would stop

[@nunjoon4773]

@@lynxproplayer1715 😂😂

[@irisynth]

Vxltz1z roses are red , violets are blue , i feel bad for u , but inside im making fun of how cringe u are.

[@brodylowrey106]

2:58

[@Obvy_Erinn]

8:47 LOOK ITS SANTA CLAUSE EVERYONE I THOUGHT CHRISTMAS WAS GONE!

[@jsipes]

It’s like Friday’s with Pewdiepie where he never gets it on a Friday, and Dhar Mann Monday’s but never on a Monday

[@slosandwich7287]

“Roses are red” “Violets are blue” “Outside I’m smiling” “But inside I’m crying” “ ι נυѕт ωιѕн ρєσρℓє ωσυℓ∂ gινє му ¢σηтєηт α ¢нαη¢є”uy*mk

[@PatoChu]

Its a sniperwolf reference :/

[@Penguin5z]

@@slosandwich7287 Ok I wont

[@aa_batteries9806]

Cory's spooky scary Sunday on a Wednesday 👌

[@jsipes]

@@aa_batteries9806 yeah exactly

[@granatapacifica]

I really hope beluga fans will continue following him even if he doesn't make discord videos anymore, he's a youtuber who deserves all of our love :)

[@dontknow988]

Yes sir

[@bobobo1673]

Shut up

[@samivalen]

Yes

[@geniberta6280]

Yes he deserves it but the discord videos are just better😭

[@ugly1248]

@@bobobo1673 why

[@jibbiliwib6320]

The “did i just miss chapter 2 of fortnite” absolutely killed me

[@lebronjames3375]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nxthayden484]

LMAO

[@leafynoodles3]

‘Amelia isn’t with us anymore…’ ‘W-what is that supposed to mean..?’ **sad moment** Beluga: *he moved to France.*

[@DingusIsHisName]

Beluga: " Please hire me I'll do a anything." Me: " Hire beluga he'll do anything to make Dhar Mann videos better."

[@dontreadmyaboutpage2824]

Dont read my name

[@rik-bs1262]

@@dontreadmyaboutpage2824 OMG rikroller

[@koolaidrblx6172]

true

[@nanie_1820]

8:08 “pfff- let’s put him in charge of our bank account too” 😂😂

[@D3x5t4r]

"You see.... " *continues to make a flashback with the slowest narrative ever The husband: *man, I wish I were in an actual coma

[@ColeTheHuman]

8:37 the way she moaned🤣🤣

[@robloxidiots-wasjay1278]

“It’s your boy Sssniper Cat” *Tear falls down my eye from the beauty*

[@Ahshsihdsjchi]

Pure perfection ✨😌👌

[@Logan0563]

@@Ahshsihdsjchi 🤣

[@saigemakezstuff]

@@Ahshsihdsjchi yes is the duo we need

[@67sontop]

My 3 favourite parts: 1. Mom: Amelia isn't with us... Beluga: ShE mOvEd To FrAnCe 2. Dad: I will never drink and drive again. Beluga: Get your pilot's license! Fly around the world, with alcohol! 3. Woman: Anything we can get you? Homeless man: It's okay, really. Beluga: I'lL tAkE tHe D O G Edit: TYSM FOR 115 LIKES!

[@Celia.amr2226]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 4.woman:you might of saved our dog from being ran over by a car beluga: You might of saved my dog from being killed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@67sontop]

@@Celia.amr2226 yes lol

[@Moonlightjardin]

5 : He definitely has a style of a discord moderator

[@67sontop]

@@Moonlightjardin Lol

[@vanthole2542]

6. You were so drunk, you didn't even wake up. Beluga: We will make sure that you never did

[@ThePhantomCoder]

"Amelia? You're alive!" "That's because it's not really 2031" Oh, so you'll be dead by then? Kinda dark...

[@bassamfazal9604]

2031? Right?

[@ThePhantomCoder]

@@bassamfazal9604 yeah typo lol

[@ruth722]

😂😂

[@kumarvikas1194]

Lol😂😂😂

[@Haydndoesbmx]

He isn't drinking and driving he's chugging and flying

[@smashorpassn]

Beluga: "what's up everybody it's me SSSniperCat" Dhar Mann in 2025: "what's up Dhar Mann Fam today i'm going to collab with SSSniperCat"

[@err]

mÿy còmmunitÿ tâb

[@noobdude5933]

"Dad wakes up from 10-year coma, regrets it" This is literally everything I want, pass out and never wake up again.

[@GachaGameAddict99]

We all do sometimes but isn't that a bit much I don't know your problems but im sure people love you and you shouldnt make them sad

[@monokumaishigh5503]

So you wanna die

[@Upsidedownstories]

Your problems will end soon ! Stay strong ! ✊

[@j_islam7869]

Damn dude I'm crying 😐😐😐😐

[@noobkingd706]

@@Upsidedownstories :0 hai skittle-chan c:

[@crey888]

Him: “From today, no more dui” Beluga: “Cuz im getting my pilot’s license and fly around the world with Alcohol”

[@err]

mÿ commūnitÿ tãb

[@pjj1]

@@err he discovered my language i speak Arabic 😱😲

[@muhammedthwaha3552]

Thugnab

[@pjj1]

@NBR YT⛏ were you from?

[@Grepes2]

@@err what how????

[@Sawgrass-TML]

*no more drinking and driving* *only Driving and drinking*

[@Madboiwastaken]

Beluga: "pls hire me" me who was expecting beluga to hire Dharr man , then instantly regret it: :0

[@yaknowginger4141]

:0

[@ninelives5892]

:0

[@nabhyalal247]

:0

[@slushvfx724]

"Roses are red" "Violets are blue" "Outside I'm smiling" "But inside I'm crying" I wish people noticed my content

[@xavierhurtado891]

:0 :0

[@talonflame8177]

When it said “I promise no more drinking and driving” then Beluga said time to get my pilot licenses I started dying!

[@twocca5767]

Character exists. Beluga: *SUSSY DISCORD MODERATOR*

[@rustybolt_]

Sus

[@Adogdoingdogthings]

Lmao

[@xivvqq]

@DONT be alive anymore @DONT

[@Retiredfortnitenugget]

U now have a stack of likes

[@xivvqq]

@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch ?

[@krissandwich69]

"Its your boii sssnipercat" lmao

[@Seevo07]

“Amelia…isn’t with us anymore.” “What does that mean?” *”She moved to France.”* Got me laughing this whole weekend. Edit: Thanks for 384 likes 👇🏼

[@missedsulli]

ok

[@floraortiz9838]

I was about to say that lol😆

[@nayonika4791]

Sme😂

[@rekhabilandani]

Ur 500th like

[@gdhisham]

Or maybe Amelia would go to discord 😏

[@airnomad0013]

"what if the homeless guy pulled over in a Lamborghini" that has already happened in the dharmann cinematic universe. Only it was a porsche

[@zephyrusthegreat1518]

“That’s it for Dhar Mann Monday” Me: looked at day: Sat 2 Oct Also Me: *Tries to fix phone* Me again: it isn’t Monday is it? Me for the fourth time: *realizations* Me for the last time: now I understand that “Hello it’s me Snipercat” intro Lol

[@cosmicskeleton]

Can you please explain it to me ?

[@DarkKnight-ty7mm]

I still didn't understand why it's dhar mann Monday on a Saturday 💀💀

[@brendanstack5423]

That whole Dhar Mann video was the biggest slap in the face on me personally. Who throws in death jokes? Sofia Chicorelli Serna (That's who played Amelia) deserved better than that. And the Man and women who played the Husband and wife. And what's worse, the DOCTORS went in on this. All thanks to the PRODUCERS. I have never felt this angry from a Dhar Mann video in my life. But that did it. So thanks a lot Dhar Mann producers for putting my mental state in code red. SMDH😤🤦

[@MrMedoro]

“Its gonna get a whole lot worse your spaghetti is poisoned” is the best part of this whole video 😂

[@err]

mÿ commúnitÿ tabbb

[@iiiiiiii370]

Lmao

[@Dyn0Official]

@@err no

[@veryclearlyyourmother5399]

nah snipercat is

[@supersaiyan6517]

@@veryclearlyyourmother5399very clearly

[@DefultUser]

*guy:* *no more drinking and driving* *Beluga:* *I'm getting my pilot's license tmr*