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#Discord

[@Beluga1]

Subscribe and I’ll give you a cup of water :)

[@tfu1258]

This man is literally Dream on Steroids.

[@korihasdied]

yes pls

[@AwesomeReaI]

Epic

[@Ajdubz_on_yt]

I need water

[@therealpepsicat]

P

[@fiftyminutes]

“We’re friends for life” Step 1: Point out that he just friend zoned you: Step 2: done

[@Elou_________________________]

hey, nice pfp

[@Jibranmrauf]

@@Elou_________________________ Theodore alt 😳😳😳

[@sttxsansthetracing4759]

Or just block him lol

[@JustAKomiFan]

Your iq is in the quadruple digits

[@MillieEyelash14]

100 IQ

[@Omma]

Why pay for nitro when you can say uwu and have 30 moderators offer to hand it to you?

[@Randomvidsometimes]

Here before this blows up

[@1maxiuns]

@@Randomvidsometimes ye

[@Plasmicballs]

Fun fact: everything is either a potato or not a potato

[@Anonymous-cm8jy]

specially as a girl

[@datle6037]

.

[@bengal1mapping]

3:41 Beluga being 19 but weight 31 Skittle being 6 but weight 300

[@iamnotjeff]

Hey Beluga I got an idea for your next video, "Never Use An invisible Profile Picture...."

[@unknown-qg2qj]

Hey i have an idea take Theodore into your videos again

[@iamnotjeff]

@@unknown-qg2qj W idea!

[@WolfleNotHarry]

bro wut beluga alr posted it

[@iamnotjeff]

@@WolfleNotHarry r/whoosh

[@unknown-qg2qj]

@@WolfleNotHarry r/woosh

[@isavel06]

Theodore: "we are friends for life" Me: Did he just friend zone himself for life..

[@Necrosis-00]

I think he did

[@jaypolas4136]

Lmaoo

[@frazixofficial842]

@@jaypolas4136 dude I saw your reply 38 seconds ago lol....

[@Josuh]

I think he has been friendzoned so much that he subconsciously sees it coming

[@UnYou]

nightmare in life

[@FelixSR]

Beluga: does literally anything Discord mod: *so you've chosen death*

[@propianist3827]

Wow a verified account with 1 like....man I'm early

[@1maxiuns]

true

[@Plasmicballs]

Fun fact: everything is either a potato or not a potato

[@normalcommenter8782]

@@Plasmicballs No one can disagree with that.

[@batorerdyniev9805]

Fi

[@gyropizzamozzarella1012]

Theodore was forgotten since this vid...

[@00Noontide]

The structure of this script is so dang good!!!! The plot twists give me nerd chills.

[@CastleArcade1]

I can't believe I'm actually invested in the lore now

[@eevilmann30285]

THE BELUGA LORE TOOK A HECK OF A TURN

[@drrellmhdika]

And yet skittle still missing

[@walter3198]

Facebook mom incoming

[@youarentyouwhenurhungry2379]

@@walter3198 *SEND THE MINION NUKES!*

[@HorseNuggets]

The Discord mods, sorted by weight: Ralph < Pablo < Eugene < Lester < THEODORE GAWD DAMNN

[@Palpatine420]

True

[@Mike14264]

Is that also their rate for evilness?

[@Foxxey]

@@Mike14264 yes, it is mathematicly proven that more fat means more evil. This only applies to discord moderators btw (and redditors 😳)

[@whiskey2-492]

You've forgot Pablo. Jr

[@senpai515]

Boiiii

[@skysinger7848]

I love how Beluga was first reported near a common black volcano. That my friend, it the sign of a legend. Edit: Hol' up, both him and Skittle were last seen in Mexic-

[@Kat999xx]

I was honestly thinking "I stepped on a lego" would be enough to win him over.

[@Mogi.]

Theodore looks like he wants to sell me some KFC.

[@NikiPg3d]

Ooh verified

[@whisksksk]

Mmmmm

[@duckboi7256]

hey verified channel

[@pnutonium]

I swear dude

[@ZappEez]

How is Minecraft you tuber here????!!!

[@coracoons752]

This story’s plot line is thicker than any Netflix show I’ve seen

[@me789.]

I disagree

[@bruh8545]

@@me789. i agree

[@golraggolnaz9575]

It’s thicker then my cat

[@gabisucksatlife9149]

this can be said about a lot of things for example any anime lol

[@kaiba5271]

Netflix shows don’t even have plots

[@MohawkMan]

The origins of Theodore are truly legendary.

[@user-nr9rx5uw7o]

Theodore: 2 years later, Makes Beluga 100% bald. 😂

[@lewis9s]

I’m starting to see a pattern with these discord mods, Lester: Gluttony Pablo: Wrath Pablo jr: Pride Eugene: Sloth Theodore: Greed Ralph: Envy Now we just need Lust even though they all kinda have lust.

[@zoezzzarko1117]

Brilliant 💖

[@Creamed_Corn_INC.]

What about Lester?

[@cozycottage5069]

@@Creamed_Corn_INC. Lester could be pride?

[@ybs1527]

What about Ralph

[@dazcarrr]

@@cozycottage5069 envy, he banned beluga when "skittle Chan" showed interest

[@Hieraldrich]

Theodore: "You're mine now you sussy imposter" Beluga: _Send halp pls_

[@fizzco3373]

@Jo Amon No.

[@mehchocolate1257]

@@fizzco3373 uwu😂😂😂😂

[@user-tc4lz3np9g]

Rip theodore

[@Tsarbloonba]

Omg its the forgoten theodore!!!!

[@vanillaextract9190]

Good ending: The one on the door was belugas mom and Theodore actually went to Asia cause of the vpn

[@drrunikol8451]

lmao

[@ratkiller6237]

so his mom killed him?!?!?!?!?

[@drrunikol8451]

@@ratkiller6237 beluwuga

[@Redomic]

Yo, that'd a perfect ad for NordVPN

[@user-vz9km3xe9t]

And he went to my house

[@massimofrate7247]

Beluga: speak to the Dicord mods Discord mods: you will never leave! Beluga: *become a girl*

[@KIKI_ouYT]

Who came here to see theodore 😂

[@Mocha_x_cinnamonroll]

Me

[@GuestRBX69]

me

[@sunvieightmaster88]

Beluga: Nitro is expensive but VPN isn't

[@byqw.1509]

Lmao

[@erenasver]

Beluga its 1million sub pov

[@thatonerandomstick3664]

@@erenasver Y e s

[@sathishselvaraj1451]

Bruyhhh

[@crowdise499]

LMFAO

[@lolfoxmaster4870]

Everyones talking about him buying a VPN to get nitro even tho VPN is more expensive, can we talk about Theodore finding his adress even tho he had a VPN

[@04.sripranavnagabhatla44]

lol bro

[@StarboyXL9]

Theodore is a glowie. Everyone knows that only glowies are Discord mods.

[@zombs0]

he paid a hacker

[@xorias-apex5383]

Yeah

[@AllahMonke]

@@zombs0 U can't hack a person with a vpn

[@Asiangamer_dude69]

Theodore would not make another appearance until being forgotten 2 years later.

[@Khaqan37]

Who came here after watching his new video?😂😂

[@NoHacksJustZay]

ME

[@ChewyMiruku025]

me frfr

[@KayleecoolVR]

me

[@petr0lh3aDD]

Me,ahahah xDD

[@Destroyerkaka]

Me 😂

[@Jake-ln6rj]

I love how he spent $11 for a vpn so that he could get a $10 nitro

[@ianmkgaming4522]

edit:now noone knows why there are so many people replying to me edit:why is so many people replying to this and liked my reply just whyyyyyy im still getting them its been almost a year !

[@sus6788]

@@ianmkgaming4522 limo

[@greasemonkey9121]

@@ianmkgaming4522 lomo

[@mustached9056]

@@ianmkgaming4522 lama

[@rafalrzeszotko]

ligma

[@ddiamond1572]

*Buys nord VPN* "It's not about money, it's about sending a message."

[@helenaborgespeixoto7598]

I don't have money to buy it tho.

[@michaell.8687]

And it's also useless 😂

[@orpezo]

but how to the mod find him if he used a vpn.

[@zahraniatn2751]

@@orpezo hiw did the mod find him* sorry i had to.

[@kvxtr]

its an investment for the nitro

[@blackwater02]

i love how there was a random picture of jimin when you spammed your keyboard into the search bar

[@sri9102]

I am going through your videos to check if I saw everyone video This is the only video I didn't see..!! Nice video..

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Sweetie. I'm a Discord Mod. I make millions." Theodore isn't afraid to flex his earnings I see

[@Android-fo3tk]

Did you not hear he makes millions?🤑

[@brolythelegendaryssj1041]

Oh this is the first time I saw your comment with 1 min ago

[@brolythelegendaryssj1041]

@@Android-fo3tk hi android 16

[@braydinwigley9641]

here

[@braydinwigley9641]

this is better than being early to a video

[@mizzy4488]

"Strategy 2, Ask nicely" Beluga: *Spam pinged Theodore*

[@ZachzWinner]

Strategy 2 failed successfully Btw i know you guys hate self promoters but I just got a new edm song out called Scramble and would be glad if you wanna check it out :)

[@BruhMoment-fh8zc]

Lmao

[@urbainleverrier1]

That's nice alright

[@aneek171]

Wow it’s almost like that happened in the video no way

[@kritixonmobile]

I see 666 likes when I see this comment 😭😭

[@Menublol]

Theodore is back after 2 years

[@kamelingil]

Alternative ending: Beluga returns his name and rickrolled him.

[@samq9111]

Everyone gangsta till Theodore says “ buttercup .. “

[@afadidas100k9]

@Operator Pepe Yàgà the movie is not just titled "chipmunk"

[@GlitchBoo_]

@@afadidas100k9 we can make it named that. Never underestimate gen z power.... never.

[@afadidas100k9]

@@GlitchBoo_ ok

[@BoosterMoment]

buttercup

[@enderslayer99og]

This lore is intense, but Takis are SERIOUSLY intense!

[@floweytheflower5870]

ಠ_ಠ

[@floweytheflower5870]

Say it again

[@tylerredforge5563]

Ayo bro shaggy is here say it or he will end the multiverse

[@noble430]

BRO SAY IT SHAGGY GONNA END THE MULTIVERSE!

[@lordpvt]

Yeah

[@ewelinakwasniewska3406]

I remember when this came out. I'm still watching ALL beluga vids today (i watched all of 'em)

[@ElghisY]

I love how he needs nitro while at 1:10 he has a 0001 tag so means he already has nitro

[@JJroyalblue]

There's still a 0.01% chance that the tag was randomly generated, if so he is lucky (unless he actually has nitro)

[@ElghisY]

@@JJroyalblue theres no tag anymore

[@JJroyalblue]

@@ElghisY yup. Unless you still haven't updated it yet

[@DoggoDaOne]

Me: Litteraly just started watching the video Theodore: *GET OUT*

[@ThatRad]

You asked for KZbin Premium

[@JustJaidenism]

@@ThatRad Premium My Pennsylvanian Behind. Just Use Vanced.

[@erickedil6903]

666 likes watf

[@thatnwrdcrkid]

Do what the god says

[@wokalukongluzuoaidiohoxikeowa]

Everybody gangsta until his mouse works perfectly for once.

[@DrChxrie]

balls

[@wokalukongluzuoaidiohoxikeowa]

@@DrChxrie pumkin balls

[@cultsy1x]

@@wokalukongluzuoaidiohoxikeowa Cool pumpkin balls

[@Gustavo-po9bd]

Wouldn't an anime boy pfp be more convincing?

[@cris.ae11]

@@cultsy1x warm balls

[@task-force9-7-87]

Damn, first we lost skittle now beluga... *finishes loading M4*

[@peterhofer8998]

"Let me add to your suffering." Thats timeless 😂😂

[@pocketfulofposies-]

“strategy 2: ask nicely” Beluga: **pings Theodore 10 times**

[@daanielrebonen6353]

Theodore had some mercy for 5 more pings. Theodore isnt like Pablo or Lester

[@cpp705]

Hello fake I know tumh ladka ho hehe bhai yeh trick mere dost baht use Karter hai cate girl not cute psycho girls rock

[@heyitsgray1762]

@@cpp705 kid what are you saying

[@mandown3448]

@@heyitsgray1762 you cant call anybody kid if you dont know their age

[@mandown3448]

@@heyitsgray1762 hes speaking hindi and hes saying that "i know that your a boy not a girl i know this trick also my friend use this alot"

[@ardaylmaz6279]

When you realise he friendzoned himself by saying "we are friends for life"

[@ascenjix]

LMAO

[@ZachzWinner]

XD Btw i know you guys hate self promoters but I just got a new edm song out called Scramble and would be glad if you wanna check it out :)

[@broahahn8086]

@@ZachzWinner Yeah I kinda hate self promoters

[@enjei8903]

@@broahahn8086 reporters lol

[@kunikidaspookie]

Lol 😂

[@yourhope756]

Beluga: was reported missing Also Beluga 2 days later: hello there

[@carlohiponia9825]

i have a question about every video u post has this weird maze thingy also i love ur videos and i subbed already and liked i also want to be in one of your stories also keep making new videos!

[@MrBrightXCVI]

Theodore: My toilet is solid gold. Beluga: 😍

[@1maxiuns]

we all know the toilet is worth all of Theodore's money

[@SK-fu8qh]

Sup mr subbot

[@batorerdyniev9805]

Verified fish

[@iamthecurios5439]

Beluwuga*

[@joyroy366]

Theodore is worth a toilet

[@tsusususuki7691]

"Strategy 2: ask nicely" *proceeds to ping Theodore a hundred times*

[@aiden2151]

COPY PASTE

[@allizacoml]

@@aiden2151 PASTE COPY

[@dahiana2d5]

@@allizacoml PASCO TEPY

[@mistycredo4861]

@@dahiana2d5 TEPY PASCO

[@niiquito]

@@mistycredo4861 PYTE COPAS

[@4up174]

beluga: *thinks everyone is a simp* everyone: simp for beluga

[@tabbyx9926]

Beluga: *Has the money to buy nitro* Also Beluga: *Buys Nord VPN which is around the same cost as nitro*

[@widerplainers7725]

He’s not just making videos, He’s curing everyone’s boredom.

[@zillasaiyan1m274]

Wow not like I see this on everyone’s videos -_-

[@veil9652]

@@zillasaiyan1m274 just means they’re entertaining lol.

[@zillasaiyan1m274]

@@veil9652 it’s just so annoying to see the same comment on everyone’s video

[@widerplainers7725]

@@zillasaiyan1m274 So what? I just wanna say the truth

[@mono3093]

WHY DOES THIS LIKE ACTUALLY HAVE A STORY LINE ARE WE IN FROM SOME LORE?

[@Grizzy2023]

Yeah have you not been paying attention?

[@illustriousme3172]

Yea man ofc. That's why homie skittle is missing. He sacrificed himself

[@jamerszn]

@@illustriousme3172 rip skittle, my mans in Mexico 🇲🇽

[@tsdbole1413]

So sad

[@HyperSavage-84]

Lmao i'm here for theodore He came back in one of the latest videos after 2 years

[@klezmer12]

WHO CAME HERE AFTER THE INVISIBLE PFP VIDEO

[@pooyanbakhtiari]

Me

[@Hit-Man988]

Lol

[@ThatJellyMan]

Me

[@NoHacksJustZay]

me2

[@petr0lh3aDD]

Me

[@vedangrode809]

The fact that he can buy NordVPN but not Nitro is believable enough to watch this series.

[@TheEpicNoob]

@snowie is Snowie a real channel?

[@eliezerortizlevante1122]

Big sponsor

[@SolubleParrot9776]

@snowie Are you real or a bot

[@axcyy]

@@TheEpicNoob no

[@darkness2061]

XD skiitle, weight 300 omg

[@alphix266]

Beluga: Can’t buy 9.99$ nitro Also Beluga: buys 11$ VPN

[@Goetaxd]

"9.99$ it's basically 10.00$"

[@arroba349]

@@Goetaxd bruh

[@m1lkG0lD]

@@Goetaxd u ruined the joke :D

[@chefsloth]

You can opt out server boost and only pay like $5 for Nitro lel

[@areism]

VPN is more useful

[@sixtyflights]

I like the way you introduced the sponcer nord vpn

[@Hecker0816]

Mod: You need Nitro. Beluga: But I don't have money. Mod: It's treason... Then...

[@fakeverified]

I edited this comment so the likes and reply’s make no sense.

[@scrusive3380]

yes

[@anarchinzorig2286]

ye

[@MSDOSMemes]

stfu mod worshipper

[@fakeverified]

@@MSDOSMemes wooosh

[@simonghostriley7314]

@@MSDOSMemes it was a joke He was being sarcastic

[@S.O.SStudio]

The blushes after every sentence is funny.

[@Goosea]

HELP ME I FOUND SKITTLE

[@jazibmahmud2471]

69 likes 😏

[@S.O.SStudio]

@@jazibmahmud2471 welp not anymore

[@Goosea]

I don’t know where but he got out of Mexico

[@Goosea]

That’s his id

[@justlookingaround3169]

I don’t even know what discord is but your videos make it entertaining

[@Man20032]

Skittle and beluga: Missing Me: uhh how did this happen?

[@LonelySandwich]

When is Ralph coming back? Top 10 questions science still can't answer

[@Enlexize]

a

[@Hanakain]

E

[@moneyindabag4411]

ralph got demoted

[@sleep170]

idk man

[@AngelHernandez-rc9on]

How are you on every video I watch

[@watapak]

Beluga: dosen't spend $9.99 on a nitro Also Beluga: *spends $11.95 on NordVPN*

[@AngelShrimpChips]

i just noticed that lol

[@pnutonium]

IKR

[@mightbebro]

@Pablo where is skittle,WHERE IS HE

[@anakinskywalker4590]

Sponsorship?

[@nabil-kun9327]

@Pablo where is heeee?????

[@thelegendroyal9632]

This is the first vedio i watched on beluga's channel

[@samlicskingdom262]

He literally break through his Nord VPN shield

[@molotovic2449]

*“dont “uwu” me.”* Is the best quote I’ve heard.

[@23eli-_-]

YOU CAN HEAR LETTER TOO

[@Spr_t]

Why yes it’s the best quote you heard, but it’ll be the last you’ll ever hear. (if you understand, it’s a joke.)

[@BigBlackMonkeyBoy290]

“Don’t ‘uwu’ me”* (Sorry I had to)

[@dabolife1]

I just saw Beluga once and now I'm really addicted to his videos. Anyone else?

[@wedoalotofsketching2942]

Yes

[@solxris6833]

joe

[@lyfoon]

yep, join the club brother

[@xerosis1825]

Welcome to the club brother

[@xixi5381]

Same

[@foxtr1857]

Beluga: Can't afford nitro Beluga: Buys something more expensive than nitro to try get someone to gift Beluga: Smart

[@numero57br]

Did you mean... Smort?

[@frizzlememes]

I love how at 3:42 his poster and channel link match

[@kelismaincharacter4925]

“Beluga was reported missing” Wait so Theodore was gay the whole time?

[@lightningbobz1123]

Vengeance Kill for Betrayal?

[@will0wtr335]

LMAO

[@sus6788]

Bruh... didn't think of it that way lol

[@glitchyalex1054]

bi maybe 👀

[@Blis-0WHATow]

When Theodore came up to the house, he was devastated that he wasn't a girl, therefore, we could only think of the worse..

[@godbam]

Beluga: "they need to be able to support a family" Theodore: *elon musk noises intensify*

[@RandomGuy-dv7ju]

here is the code from 1:13 11163711e0c8931646a41d566ddr-800-1605v2_uhq lol its real

[@Massage_Therapy19_is_cool]

?ban @@RandomGuy-dv7ju TikTok

[@Massage_Therapy19_is_cool]

?ban @Random poland guy test

[@Massage_Therapy19_is_cool]

?mute @Doggo Chan

[@mattysee159]

I like how both skittle and Beluga went missing on April 25th, but for Beluga, right before it showed both, it said July 8th. 🕵🕵🕵🕵🕵😎😎😎😎

[@Dark_H3rts]

I love the addition of the Filan Flash Theme

[@mrsparky1530]

*buys VPN for 11.95* Discord nitro: *is 9.99* *visible confusion*

[@MrObamium]

That’s like saying, aww man I don’t have enough money for this. I don’t have $30! Lemme refill my gas for 45$ and grab the money back home……

[@hrsuzz]

Why would you spend money for emojis, server boost, etc, on Discord? It’s more about the value you are getting from spending your money on that.

[@Evielicious]

It's per month tho

[@inversebreaker9946]

bruh my parents always do that

[@NclogicLMAO]

discord nitro is 9.99 a month though

[@certifiedtobe_idiot]

Beluga you gained fast!congratulations on 6.9 mill thats amazing!!btw im a huge fan!

[@moviesseriesanimes3178]

I find you just now,but I love your videos so much 😅❤️

[@autumnaeri9619]

The power Beluwuga and Skittle chan hold is incomparable.

[@cookie73193]

Shaggy

[@Djhdhskjsjsizisissj]

@@3xo0 they are talking about when he changes his name :/

[@birdlover8357]

@@3xo0 they meant their discord name

[@pinkpalette]

OMG STAY

[@kim-di3vw]

@@pinkpalette uh they already got over the “name thing” if u even have braincells 😃

[@Omma]

Theodore looks like a visual representation of Pizza Grease

[@TheSw33tRose]

Lol, i watch your vids

[@dreamscat895]

meoww

[@KidFutureYT]

Ooo a verified commenter

[@astroneural]

Wouldn't the visual representation of pizza grease be a picture of pizza grease?

[@iZetto1]

@@astroneural What do you mean? This is the picture of pizza grease

[@Md5offical]

“You need nitro, Sweetie” Theodore=Pablo confirmed

[@sosage6826]

Beluga: Hey Beluwuga: h-hi Beluga: how r u Beluwuga: g-good "blushes" Beluga: ok "Beluwuga become mod" Beluga: U are god Beluwuga: "Beluga has been baned"

[@AgentKadir]

beluga: *rejects 9.99$* also beluga: *accepts 11.95$*

[@360noscopersoof5]

Ikr

[@mamamia3659]

Copied

[@Tin.1234]

@@mamamia3659 who

[@Tin.1234]

@@mamamia3659 give

[@Tin.1234]

@@mamamia3659 a

[@cholula1432]

beluga: can’t pay an 9.99 per-month subscription also beluga: pays for a 11 dollar per month subscription only to get a 9.99 subscription

[@maxeplier]

True lol

[@thatonerandomstick3664]

very cash money

[@lonegamerz2486]

Now he has nitro Subscription and Vpn Subscription😉

[@Quackified]

Stonks

[@dhruvavikas1632]

@@PabloDanson hey! Pablo we miss you😭😭😭

[@lepetitrenard_8668]

Nitro: $9,99 Beluga: Nope. VPN: $11 Beluga: I'll buy it !

[@haleemauff]

"*rawr* (I'm a girl)" got me dying bro

[@Jtwoe]

Beluga: *can’t afford nitro* Also Beluga: *can afford Nord VPN subscription*

[@AAvfx]

Best concept I've seen in a while. Very disturbing yet entertaining in a new way. Next level stuff! Well done 👍

[@moneybuysdrugs]

Ha

[@GoldMimmo]

@@moneybuysdrugsHa Ha

[@eddie8409]

@@GoldMimmo ha ha ha

[@everyonelovesnat]

@@eddie8409 ha ha ha ha

[@TheEalaa]

@@everyonelovesnat ha ha ha ha ha

[@Axoltx]

I love it how its like beluga doesn't have enough money for nitro but does have enough for a vpn

[@snowspartan4199]

Wow you actually posted on my brithday which is july 8

[@najmaht.a.1314]

“We’re friends for life.” Up side is he friendzoned himself, so that’s good.

[@brokeeee]

epic

[@wayababaya]

lmao

[@Ariiikaaa]

400th like :)

[@nemesis2591]

666th like bro Xdd

[@urdailyfinnix8599]

Tru

[@tinhashi9067]

Beluga Age: 19 Weight: 31 Skittle Age: 6 Weight: *300*

[@th_1337]

Skittle be .1 taller tho

[@MSDOSMemes]

f a t

[@dimitrifedorov6851]

It’s probably the space suit that makes him heavy

[@devanshhh_a]

Pls help 🙏🏻😭😭

[@TheLiamster]

Theodore Age: 69 weight: 420

[@tomthumb5134]

These are the funniest shit I've seen, why haven't I seen these until now wtf

[@Lolyeet]

Beluga: can't buy nitro Also beluga: buys a VPN to get free nitro The consistency is wild!

[@asukalangleysoryu002]

The fact that "BelUwUga" blushed at the big mansion says a lot

[@ClaudieDays]

Genshin.

[@ezyne_]

@@ClaudieDays what?

[@asukalangleysoryu002]

@@ClaudieDays impact

[@dexter2898]

@@asukalangleysoryu002 how?

[@anonymousstout4759]

Say what?

[@juststartingoff]

I like how you couldn't afford Nitro but can pay for a VPN.

[@tom34234]

vpn useful nitro is a scam

[@srijantanwar3245]

Uwu

[@Danger11007]

Nobody can “afford” nitro because nobody wants nitro

[@mictos7705]

most likely these videos are staged, if you see a little bit of his videos it's basically the same... not sure why these show up in my watch list they're.... not funny

[@hack4fun131]

@@mictos7705 its meant be obviously staged dude. r/wooosh that went right over your head.

[@robertitonicitomip]

who came back after new vid

[@chicked_nygget]

me

[@muskankhubchandani3808]

me too

[@evanlovespenguins]

Me

[@ISI_ohionpc]

"we're friends for life" fubuki: i raised that boy

[@michallebel3236]

I like how literally every video is the same "pretend you are a girl" gig yet we keep coming back for it

[@freakymoejoe2]

The beluga formula: Repeatedly zoom in on pictures of fat faces Mods with passive agressive language Pretend to be a girl HE'S IN TOO DEEP

[@michallebel3236]

@@freakymoejoe2 I mean I dont mind the zooming but the resr kinda sucks

[@freakymoejoe2]

@@michallebel3236 its not exactly high art. The zooming is a little mean too. Those are presumably real people being framed as internet creeps because of the way they look. I still laugh from time to time tho

[@michallebel3236]

@@freakymoejoe2 Nobody said it is. It's just the video's aesthetic. About being "mean": The pictures are supposed to portray a "type", not to laugh at anyone specific.

[@freakymoejoe2]

@@michallebel3236 doesnt really matter, since it is still pictures of actual people getting put in that type