Discord Mod Speedrun (9.17 seconds)

[@Beluga1]

Subscribe and I’ll order you a footlong from subway :)

[@BrokenGamerYT]

Lmao

[@popcornpizza8869]

A

[@joekingston9326]

I subbed

[@SmallMike69]

Bet

[@JacobPlayzEdits]

I clicked on the vid before I saw this comment

[@wutaday1222]

“Listen here sandwhich boy” made me shiver, the power behind that line was extraordinary.

[@geckopecko]

ikr

[@rathdern]

ikr

[@frijolito9719]

Ikr

[@teddycambosa9910]

It's like the equivalent of 'Listen here, you little sh*t' LMAOOOOOOO

[@meking4458]

That dude was a legally certified simp

[@simsom4343]

The fact that the "name transition" to a girls name is literally just adding "uwu" in there, fucking gold

[@n1nj4l1nk]

Except he only added "wu". Clearly you're fleunt in English.

[@simsom4343]

@@n1nj4l1nk I want to hate you for this

[@iloveshalomharlow09]

@@simsom4343 damn, 2 minutes ago

[@Ben-re5fx]

This getting recommended now...

[@n1nj4l1nk]

@@simsom4343 giving into hate over something as inconsequential as this is a dark path. Keep fighting brother, embrace the light.

[@pig.sensei]

"Listen here, Sandwich Boy." Is probably the most powerful phrase that I've ever read

[@krishjain154]

I really didn't know that such a powerful , mind blowing phrase existed 🤣

[@danaband2821]

why can i hear thanos saying that? 😂😭

[@thefirstsin]

WTF😹🤣

[@TheSharko28]

More like kratos saying that..

[@vladthedude7231]

For real

[@MsShaza123]

It’s amazing how this ONE SINGLE VIDEO has done IRREVERSIBLE damage to the ENTIRE internet…

[@herrdrizzt9547]

Last thing of same magnitude was the instruction on how to make giant dad

[@xibalbalon8668]

What you mean

[@nodrvgs]

😂

[@Zero-rm7fp]

When he said "Sandwich boy" should've just said "Sandwich girl actually" this would be way faster to get mod

[@garorade]

Glad we have people to formulate better speedrun strategies in this community

[@mlgproplayer2915]

Thank you for your contribution to the next speedrun.

[@foxernia]

I sincerly thanks thou For inventing thou teqniuqe of trickery and pure reavenge i shalt name you Sir Primystery the 3rd(cuz it sounds cool) (i have used too much english time to hibernate see yall :v)

[@KevinSiebert]

The ID says Male. That wouldn't work

[@hR-gw3re]

ohh the reply forced glitch. I like that

[@asianpenguin7120]

"I believe it to be... mutually beneficial (to both parties)" Very impressive indeed.

[@lucidnode]

If only it was mutually beneficial to ONE party 😔

[@electricheisenberg5723]

@@lucidnode hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@krishjain154]

Professional 🐈 meowww 😎🤣

[@thefirstsin]

Yes sir

[@CasuallyShort]

"name the most powerful thing in the universe" "Im a girl btw" "I've taught you well indeed"

[@LovelyAngel.]

I wish that was that easy in different scenarios (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

[@MidnightMeka]

i wish this wasnt fake but its too obvious. still funny tho

[@missblue5701]

as a girl i can confirm i have unlimited power

[@MustacheDLuffy]

@@missblue5701 limited*

[@missblue5701]

@@MustacheDLuffy UNlimited

[@whitelate4752]

You see, Pablo is actually a nice guy who really wants to make his server gets better and he is just scared of Beluga to ruin his server, unlike Lester, He is the only villain and also even tried to kidnapped people and trapped them inside their mind.

[@abadlydrawncoke4016]

Oh he's certainly a "nice guy"

[@sepg5084]

If "nice guy" = simp neckbeard, then yes he seems to be one.

[@3goats1coat]

le supreme gentleman

[@TheTrueGamingCatYTJarretRR]

i agree but pablo is up his ass

[@gracepig5809]

Mods putting a period after every end of message is so accurate.

[@rhoj.2519]

Yeah, very accurate.

[@ac1dirty362]

Crazy

[@2beans1creme80]

Very true.

[@alexflosho]

I don't tho and I'm the only mod (on a server of 4)

[@trevorbeatz5741]

True

[@betabee1221]

"Listen here, Sandwich Boy." is such an uncomprehensibly powerful line.

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

incomprehensibly? Then again, that might imply that you just can't understand the line. Maybe a word like "unbelievably" would work better.

[@conorsullivan5846]

@@Nat_the_Chicken he said “uncomprehensibly powerful line” which would mean that the power of the line is incomprehensible. So although I agree that it’s not the best word choice, it does make sense in this context.

[@catwithsunglasses3949]

@@Nat_the_Chicken its is so Incomprehensible that he had to come with a entirely new word.

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

@@conorsullivan5846 I was originally trying to correct their spelling to something that's an actual word, and then realized that maybe it sounded like the meaning was different if I did that. But they actually said something like "uncomprehendably," and then in response to my comment, fixed it halfway... So... OK I guess lol

[@nickvang7]

That's literally how Red Son Talks to MK in the Monkie Kid anime: "LISTEN HERE, NOODLE BOYYYY"

[@LuckyTaaru]

“Can you comprehend the power you’re asking for” Bro he owns 31 servers lmfao

[@jazzyjazz6236]

LMFAO

[@masonsaccount]

pablo out here with 78,451 servers

[@mynameisthis1364]

. We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you

[@joe-op2gr]

@@masonsaccount 82,561 servers man. he's still going

[@MessyMein]

@@masonsaccount I thought he has 69,420

[@Syannnn.x]

Fun Fact:- Beluga's bed time is 7 pm but he's also online 10.56 pm

[@MagyarGaben]

"Applications are closed." "I'm a girl btw" "I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement..."

[@crispy9985]

Logan pall

[@grifftimus]

Bro I hate shaving every single day, trust me you've got it lucky 😔🤙

[@urbainleverrier1]

I believe I have done a mistake. I would like to apologize for the embarrassing action I have done.

[@lovelybear-c1w]

@@crispy9985 d£@d body in forest

[@pfft3158]

What's the name of the soundtracks?

[@goi8551]

The dramatic zoom-ins on Pablo's avatar is too much for me to handle.

[@inqyr4707]

😳

[@yasscraftx21._.]

😳

[@obscure_genesis]

⍩⃝ ooo

[@Evesdropper]

😳

[@Jojaynicat]

@PoonPortal Amosus

[@randomperson-cq6lb]

" i have all day" " i can tell" LMAO THAT CRACKED ME

[@wilbursoot8937]

I don't get it. explain. please? .

[@michaeljohnsonjr.8655]

@@wilbursoot8937 Pablo's profile picture kinda makes it look like they might be the type of person to spend most of their day eating, sleeping, and just being on the enternet, or something like that I guess.. This would result in them having plenty of less important time to spare conversing with someone.

[@randomperson-cq6lb]

@@wilbursoot8937 just by virtue of him being a discord mod means they have no life.

[@aiko.2390]

@@wilbursoot8937 i think it is meaning he has no life

[@nugget8961]

This guy is speed running simp set seed category

[@Praajnitha]

The final strategy always works! 👍🏻👏🏻 And in that "I'm a girl btw" is the most powerful line. It gets everyone

[@DarkSister-0]

Gets everyone? But not me of course.

[@alexalex1251]

You are white…

[@willess1310]

I once had someone in a minecraft PvP game say "please let me win, I'm a girl". I wasn't sure if I should go along with it or not... and then gravity decided for me and I fell off into the void and died. So it worked.

[@coderbunny5653]

"i speak fleunt english" "im a bot tdeveleoper" yes we can tell

[@monkeychild9999]

yes

[@rit5488]

Yes

[@kalpic11]

No

[@thefirstsin]

This power Goddam

[@nicomar07]

Discord: Moderators can’t ban moderators since they have the same level of perms E-girl: try me.

[@GodlyKamijou]

L moment

[@safe-keeper1042]

He underestimated the power of the e-girl.

[@Yokai_Yuri]

So if you are a girl( even if it is fake) you can ban other Mods? That is some godlike level bs

[@Cowtymsmiesznego]

@@Yokai_Yuri It's called affirmative action

[@givrally]

Discord : You can't ban other moderators. E-girl : i'm a girl btw Discord : Sometimes... Exceptions can be made.

[@abisailaboy5778]

"I want... Subway" Man that reveal was the most epic thing ever XD

[@Arctturius]

Excuse me, what's "Subway"?

[@myarmsrgone]

Sooubway*

[@Arctturius]

@The Eagle Beyond The Stars i see...thanks.

[@Arctturius]

@@glorious_sunday haha

[@zay1586]

@@Arctturius a fastfood

[@jestekrytykie2155]

Music from 1:35 is called "Voice of Prayer" by Noel Malekar

[@EvgeneXI]

You absolute diamond! It was driving me nuts!

[@GroundControlForever]

I thought it was Halo

[@smilingcookie1672]

May you be blessed

[@mobius118th-]

Thank you so much 😊

[@Duckus]

Why does pablo have a beard on his neck but not his chin

[@zen_boro]

pablo

[@justaordinarygorilladontmi7095]

@@zen_boro yes

[@Arubaza]

DUCKUS O

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

@@zen_boro neckbeard

[@dyingwithglory]

Cus his name is Pablo

[@Damo-hg5wo]

I died when he said "I have all day" and beluga typed "I can tell lol"

[@BigDBrian]

@Michael fleunt

[@oliverward8296]

Mark feely

[@Cheldesho]

@Michael he's from topojiah

[@Potatoag220]

“They”, let’s not assume gender

[@mycommentmadeyoulaugh]

How's heaven? (I'm assuming)

[@Smytguy]

“Exceptions can be made” “Yay!” “You are not one of them” *The good ending*

[@ezralee6050]

Nice, beat the shit outta them e-girls

[@frostedlambs]

@@ezralee6050 beat em up! 😎

[@CM-wi2rd]

The TVA: 🧍

[@magicalmemes5641]

omg obi wan im a huge fan

[@-hooray-]

*The sad ending*

[@TheTruePeoplez]

3:13 Gongradulations on 28.9K Subscribers!! Hope you hit your fututre milestones!

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I see Pablo has been educated in the school of Twitch Simpery

[@paradox3939]

Wassup mustache

[@NathanTheCraziest]

You again...

[@blaze9135]

Hello non-mustache.

[@digvijaysketch7936]

Man your likes are speed

[@jxn-00]

WHY, ARE, YOU, EVERYWHERE!?

[@christianboustani8284]

The fact that his neckbeard is separate from his actual beard is killing me

[@MisterFusion113]

Can't 👍 when 69 👍

[@BiggerR10]

Oh noooo

[@Scre1mingcat]

Hmm sussy *you didn’t hear crap I’m from 800’s* *im dead* *in your mind you already see me AliVe* *definitely not alive*

[@Abdullah-hc7il]

I noticed it after reading your comment 😄

[@blueirondragon8059]

What horrors have you made me see? . . . . Now I cannot get it off my head, please help.

[@runawayterroristii3082]

“Listen here, sandwich boy.” I dont know why but I couldn’t stop laughing at this part

[@asprinjuice425]

Gives me "Wouldn't you wanna know Weather Boy?" vibes

[@squ1rtle541]

Sussy boy.

[@Onepieceistheworstanime]

How’s it funny?

[@kristopherbm3]

@@asprinjuice425 omg omg dude I lol so hard at that part and wasn't sure what makes it so funny but your comment made me realize.

[@momomobobo]

"i can tell" is the best line in the video

[@Lailasinta513]

This is my first Beluga video i watched

[@gnatrazzy]

Same

[@brokengoat4082]

Idk why but the fact that he wrote “fluent” wrong just when he was complimenting his English made me laugh

[@BigDBrian]

it's a simple joke

[@rayo-schnell]

fleuntiness in humor

[@dry._.mother._.fu-6458]

LOL

[@sharpieton]

Wait it's wrong Oh you wrote it right

[@creeperstew2301]

Thats the irony.

[@gatitoplatanito270]

“Sir, no offense, but I have experience at a *real job* ” I CANT-

[@bratisma9993]

Same I- 💀

[@Kriegsploink]

I made a line of cocaine ----- exclusive for the comment guy

[@agentfury131]

lol

[@Boldorx]

Listen here sandwich boy

[@TristanGD26]

YOU CAN

[@eliasbrook8991]

“Do you even comprehend the power you’re asking for?” It’s a discord server not nuke launch codes

[@viv5745]

It’s satire

[@fimlviaquez3936]

I can't see the difference

[@bloodshed8241]

Becomes moderator of military base

[@04mmar]

It has 666 like, I can't like this comment

[@rcarfang2]

@@04mmar This comment aged badly XD

[@Cramped13]

A life of discord mod: *yawns* “it’s time to get something to eat” *goes to the refrigerator* “oh I forgot there’s nothing” “looks like I eat all the food yesterday” “ehh let’s order something at IHOP” *30 minutes later* “hello sir!” “Here is your Cin-A-stack pancakes, Belgian waffles, and Thick N fluffy classic French toast combo,” “ uh sir, I you forgot something, I also ordered a large Pepsi, and a chocolate cake” “oh shoot, I think i forgot about it” “YOU KNOW WHAT, SINCE CAN KEEP UP WITH MY ORDER I A’INT PAYING *grabs food* goodbye and you don’t get off my property in 1 Miniutes I’m calling the cops” *turns on TV and eats food* *10 minutes later* “alright it’s time for work” gets on discord” “any girls here?” “ME!” “Aw your profile is so pretty” “as your so sweet” “wanna be my BF?” “OFC LETS FACETIME” “ok but show me a pic of you” “ok *shows a pic of him without a shirt on* “ “you look fine now let’s face time” *they face time* “HAHA SUCKER I GOT YOU” “WTF IM YOUR A MAN PRETENDING TO BE A DISCORD KITTEN GIRL? “IM BANNING YOU” “gosh why can’t I get any cute girls?” “Time for a new server” “can someone show me their feet? “EW NO *gets terminated* “ok that’s enough discord modding for today let’s order some lunch” “Hmm should I do McDonald’s, chick-fil-A-, or KFC? “Ehh I’ll do KFC” *40 minutes later* “ hi sir-“ “HOLD ON AINT YOU THE SAME GUY THA FORGOT MY ORDER? How many jobs do you work?” *3* “anyway here is your classic crispy chicken sandwich, large fries with Honey mustard, 8 piece chicken nuggets, large Dr Pepper, and 8 chicken little sandwiches, your total will be 30$ cash or card? “Uh sir, wheres my chocolate chip cake, and Mac N cheese, also I ordered a spicy chicken sandwich not a normal one “also I ordered a large Fanta” “my bad sir I forgot” “this is the 2nd time you forgot and I’m not paying *snatches food* “ let’s go on discord and eat” “ minutes later” “ok I only banned 100 boys but that’s enough” “and that food was so good” *3 hours later* let’s order the whole McDonald’s menu of Dunkin’ Donuts *1 hour later* “let’s check my weight” “250 lbs?” “Eh that’s better than last year when I weighed 287 lbs” eh let’s go to bed (Ik this comment was dumb and unnecessary but it was fun to make)

[@BlastKetchup]

lol

[@whotaughtyouhowtohate9663]

I ain't reading all that

[@ElderyScorpion]

"Listen here sandwich boy" That had me cracked up LOL

[@ninarae3368]

667th like ùwú

[@HITARIX]

What’s a sandwich boy? Is that yet another American slang for slave?

[@truelygreg]

@@HITARIX correct

[@clarkstrange2142]

@@HITARIX you think slavery was exclusive to the United States?

[@rasitrasit2169]

@@ninarae3368 eww

[@Aidensan11]

"Listen here, sandwich boy." has so much power

[@tiagogd8789]

pablo: what are you. beluga: an idiot sadwich jk

[@kotresh]

But only 2 comments😕

[@sfesfsdfsdfsfsdasddd]

So true

[@jaysplaylists8146]

Ikrrrr

[@sfesfsdfsdfsfsdasddd]

He do be speedrun tho lol

[@JustinY.]

*"I've won, but at what cost?"* ~Beluwuga

[@sparks8347]

You’re everywhere

[@g.e.g.]

Yo thats the real dude

[@tonkbonk8656]

3rd

[@CURSEDBOIE3453]

Here before a tsunami of replies

[@anshulgandra1019]

Justin Y again

[@SamiLaToupie]

"A wild Beluga appeared" Me:I wanna be the very best That no one ever was To catch them is my real test To train them is my 'cause I will travel across that land Searching far and wide Teach Discordmod to understand The power that's inside Discordmod, gotta catch 'em all, it's you and me I know it's my destiny Discordmod, oh, you're my best friend In a world we must defend Discordmod, gotta catch 'em all, a heart so true Our courage will pull us through You teach me and I'll teach you, Discordmod You gotta catch 'em all Discordmod, gotta catch 'em all Pablo Discordmod, gotta catch 'em all, it's you and me I know it's my destiny Discordmod, oh, you're my best friend In a world we must defend Discordmod, gotta catch 'em all, a heart so true Our courage will pull us through You teach me and I'll teach you, Discordmod You gotta catch 'em all Discordmod, gotta catch 'em all Pablo Pablo

[@cetas7838]

Underrated comment

[@joostbankert4250]

11/10 effort probs

[@Mattrixx]

I watched this entire video on the KZbin home page with no audio.

[@joezaster4978]

Same lmao

[@Roastpeef]

What same!💀

[@crusader2603]

Same 😂🤣

[@chamomilefairies]

same its 1:00 am

[@TQuickest]

Same

[@JustinY.]

The ultimate discord mod speedrun is just creating your own discord server like a true chad.

[@toruh4184]

Hello Justin,are you good?

[@么来呢]

hi.

[@shiedz5500]

Industrial Society and it's future

[@FleukYT]

How does a Justin comment have like no likes

[@anshulgandra1019]

Justin Y

[@Develop3]

"Mod application is closed" "I'm girl btw" "so?" True ending

[@jayflow3745]

That's literally every Discord server I've ever been in

[@Skylite420]

@Jalso Caja have u actually seen predatory mods? Cuz i sure havent

[@delxa270]

More like "ok and?"

[@victorsalgado677]

not at all. this is like Twitter simps. the guys looks like one

[@zza191]

so? im 13 hmm i change my mind

[@ArdyKyronGaming]

Beluga's Power Level is really Increasing

[@tunamayo6209]

"I have all day" "I can tell" HELP I'M DEAD

[@blvkecb1]

R.I.P. 😓😕🤧

[@dontaiscursecount2609]

No bc if u were u wouldn't be able to type that

[@wofuutofuu]

@@dontaiscursecount2609 your name says it all

[@dontaiscursecount2609]

@@wofuutofuu yeah I'm trying to get r/whoooshed

[@wofuutofuu]

@@dontaiscursecount2609 lol nice

[@frickjames4089]

The subtle zoom on Pablo's neckbeard kills me every. Damn. Time.

[@Winslow19]

A shame the neckbeard isn't so subtle, mans really just asking to be made fun of

[@TheGooseman14]

does someone knows the song ?

[@goldservo]

@@TheGooseman14 the we got him song? I think it's called "baby I'm yours".

[@MyUncleWorksForNintendo]

@@Winslow19 oh he is definitely asking to be made fun of... he shaved his face into a literal target 🎯 🤣🤣🤣

[@alw2839]

At that point I think he is trying to look like a lion 😆

[@tfortnose7085]

"I have all day" "I can tell" I would have just sent that lol

[@marzexeternal1481]

Same bro xD that shit had me laughing hard asf because I've done this shit before and they are always online

[@HassanAhmed-rf9xr]

Dam I wanna be mod

[@GravitasZero]

I played EVE a lot and the reason mod or officer positions weren’t given easily wasn’t some weird power play but because of the risks… I would know, in EVE echoes I caused a large corporation’s entire discord to not only fall apart but then be deleted

[@foxbean4363]

Pablo looks like he eats onion rings and barbecue chips downstairs in his parent's basement

[@icycrystallization1765]

He stores the oil in his chin

[@funniusername4355]

So you mean he's like every Discord mod?

[@Milnard]

Well, thats oddly specific

[@ShiroKage-h8v]

I dont think that is his real face lmao

[@DigitalHandle]

R/rareinsults

[@PrimeGaming10]

"Mod applications are closed" "I'm a girl bro" "bro?" *Beluwuga was banned from the server*

[@slayeryt637]

When you're gay

[@maxirauxgd8110]

The real ending

[@gracedthecosmos_]

@@slayeryt637 is that said in an offensive way or.?

[@magk2524]

@@gracedthecosmos_ no

[@imjustabearwithinternetacc3656]

@@gracedthecosmos_ bruh...

[@NoName-rq8ec]

*”im a girl btw.”* - Sun Tzu, Art of War. Edit: I'm actually a girl-in-disguise. I tested positive on being an E-grille.

[@pearldong3556]

I see we are both on the same side of KZbin

[@mohawkkam5731]

I see we are man of culture

[@szkockakrata]

Top tier xd

[@AzraelXOXO]

Sun Tzu said that

[@qwmrhail]

LMAO

[@Bxrry]

I can’t believe beluga made such smart moves

[@jxcc2053]

“Listen here, sandwich boy”. My graduation quote right there

[@badpiggies988]

at my graduation as i walked up to the stage i made machine gun motions with my fingers

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

My graduation quote: when life gives you sadness, yeet it out of the window snd try to ignore it as much as you can

[@Honest_Mids_Masher]

WE GOT A RULE HERE ABOUT MAKING SANDWHICHES

[@danijellino1921]

XD

[@JohnFartblast]

@@badpiggies988 mm america

[@guomi821]

"listen here, sandwich boy." Dumbledore said calmly.

[@badpiggies988]

HARRY (overturns table) DIDYA (backhands Snape) PUCHA NAME (defenestrates McGonagall) INTO THA (shakes Harry's shoulders aggressively) GOBLET OF FIYAH?

[@gubbas6867]

Guomi, you have the most cultured subscriptions list I have ever witnessed.

[@koalasarecool7823]

@@gubbas6867 HOLY SHIT HE DOES, HE REALLY DOES

[@Isaac-uk8rv]

@@badpiggies988 funniest shit ive ever read

[@Honest_Mids_Masher]

@@gubbas6867 That's a lot of Vtubers but since no Dotodoya I'm gonna disagree.

[@Jgreatfull]

“I’m a girl btw” is the most powerful phrase on this channel

[@girlishrose]

Agreed

[@Popyy361]

Yupp

[@sakshamshukla3424]

But still not as powerful as Dattebayo. Naruto fans will understand.

[@cxxtez]

I'm a girl btw

[@RandomPersonOnYoutube-isinuse]

No. "Your cancled" is

[@Azumgi9]

I have all day “zooms onto face” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is BRILLIANT!!!

[@Chickenbone037]

Ah yes Subway the most fine food for an E-girl

[@olafim299]

i mean subway's good ngl

[@noori2105]

I never ate at Subway but why not

[@alejandromunoz8011]

Sg

[@SobaYatai]

Average american neck beard male natural habitat*

[@SobaYatai]

Girls does makeup at home and live at starbuck

[@rroselandd]

The "I'm a girl btw" card is even more powerful if you're actually a girl

[@kukukuki8297]

I like your name

[@masstrash4609]

It may cause problems tho

[@hollischeblume6393]

@@masstrash4609 yeah, I didn't know there are so many mentally deranged people

[@ImAPotato-]

Wow didn’t expect you here Wilbur foot

[@chrisdominguez5097]

Send pic or you gay

[@norsky7199]

“I’m a girl btw” Well shit, that’s the killer line.

[@V_Rhenthys]

G.I.R.L.

[@joshuasusanto6626]

Guy in real life

[@liquidpanther5613]

@@joshuasusanto6626 you, are creative

[@aegissouske1578]

AND IM NOT A SIMP

[@hottiexd5319]

The worst part the profile pic of the “egirl” is underaged in the anime, so call fbi

[@Sobyby]

1:16 sandwich boi😭🙏🏼

[@valenesco45]

This is unbelievably accurate I'm shocked

[@avadakedavara6482]

i’m so sad, i got mod like this and I GOT IT TAKEN AWAY for being INACTIVE smh

[@F_L_U_X]

Hence the likes...

[@sorakh4119]

@@avadakedavara6482 IT ACTUALLY WORKED?! I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

[@TheBoyfriendOfYourWife]

@@sorakh4119 100% works. Every single damn time 😔

[@sorakh4119]

@@TheBoyfriendOfYourWife Jesus christ

[@razorhighflyer]

"Listen here, sandwich boy" Never have more powerful words been spoken.

[@solsticerb2260]

Same energy as “wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy?”

[@hotoepic4093]

“Listen Here, Drip Goku boy” never have so much drip has been spoken

[@capk5471]

daddy

[@quaianthegrimreaper7556]

"Amateur." what was that, punk? 'im a girl btw': AMATEUR.

[@quaianthegrimreaper7556]

@@ArMentorLazada uh oh.

[@SqualingtonConstantine]

"Sandwich boy" is such a simple phrase but is so powerful.

[@jasdeepkaur6408]

Lol

[@Axel_Rdz]

I imagine Pablo having kratos voice so when he says sandwich boy it hits

[@banaanzxcvbnm]

"wouldn't you like to know weather boy"

[@daryantsns3448]

1:42: What’s this? Beluga is evolving! Congratulations! Your Beluga evolved into Beluwuga!

[@dinklebergswife6787]

The internet has gotten so down bad that I can’t tell if this is a sketch or a real encounter

[@phatburger7622]

Was thinking the same

[@salj.5459]

Almost definitely a sketch

[@ZM-dm3jg]

it was never good. it was pretty much the same when it was invented

[@TheTriangle444]

It's a sketch that just summarizes what really happens

[@nickcunningham6344]

I wanna say sketch. Doesn't make it any less funny or true tho lol

[@HawksNestYT]

This is what KZbin is for

[@HawksNestYT]

Flawless storytelling

[@raymonesantos2355]

yo hawksnest why u here just play codm with bobby

[@sho6413]

ooc: you reek of oil

[@rustybolt_]

Selling this comment spot for 3$

[@Someone_38]

My *REKOIL* guy is here!!

[@rento7835]

Bel"uwu"ga. He uwu'ed his way to being a discord mod.

[@fuck_youtube_handles]

And you all underestimate the power of UwU.

[@kingdqm]

@@fuck_youtube_handles um

[@Conford]

@@fuck_youtube_handles oh shiet

[@floridaman2425]

The strongest choices require the strongest wills.

[@ZeroKyle]

@@fuck_youtube_handles noice lol

[@Katfisher02]

dude your sound effects and music are top tier

[@scaleneqdg]

Mod: applications are closed Beluga: I’m a girl Mod: applications are open

[@playerplayer7517]

LAMO

[@playerplayer7517]

LMAO*

[@akakagamingshowcases5964]

why did this non original crap got likes lol

[@peepock7796]

*Beluwuga

[@mopstick7345]

@@akakagamingshowcases5964 fr lol we all watched the vid

[@exyl_sounds]

Do a discord song speedrun next

[@vzuo]

y e s

[@pc_comput9696]

Sussy

[@faiyaz167]

nice logo

[@inotrealja6097]

Y e s

[@jj_am10]

Hello there

[@Anchor-Supreme]

I am convinced that every single discord mod looks exactly like Pablo.

[@fiddleriddlediddlediddle]

It's true. Once I was promoted to mod and the hair on my neck fell out, but not all of it.

[@Hayter200]

Or are kids

[@ildikoforgacs5551]

@@Hayter200 so ur tellin me dat kids are online 24 hours?

[@inherentsteam5547]

Probs

[@Hayter200]

@@ildikoforgacs5551 Yup

[@Shak2k11]

Wow that thumbnail line is also immeasurable powerful in actual job applications and interviews unfortunately

[@jetmirabdullai2077]

This man is beating the KZbin algorithm.

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

Fr tho I wish*I was this intelligent.

[@austininfactwasnthere]

I ruined the 69 likes

[@kabronex9877]

He beats the algorithm better than I beat my kids

[@sirusblack2789]

I know this isnt related but who else thinks paul piercr and andre iguodla the goats and can beat karl malone lebron and mj

[@austininfactwasnthere]

@@kabronex9877 r/darkjokes

[@luniversbrahma1563]

E girl is more powerful than being a moderator. Confirmed The one thing that can ruin this comment is..... hah.. Edit 1: omg guys thank you for the likes UwU i never got tis mweny likes OWO

[@dripfor1667]

Haah

[@EagleEyedWarrior]

@@Captain_Mink lol yeah right

[@jadeastraea]

As a E-girl, I can confirm. 😌

[@Alex-bi4zd]

and the we have the E-boys

[@luniversbrahma1563]

@Aryan Attri e

[@StarlingASMR]

That majestic neckbeard 🔥

[@MuhammadIbrahim-qf8jz]

Weirdd

[@MuhammadIbrahim-qf8jz]

That's like having teeth on your head

[@thefirstsin]

Wtf an Asmr artist I must hear what you have... !

[@thefirstsin]

Every asmr I hear I always fall asleep. Well then thank you for the asmr!! arigato gousaimas 😸🙌

[@kian4493]

@@richardandrews7265 chill down m8 atleast greet the checkmark man

[@RoccoSocko]

There’s 3 types of people you will see on Belugas channel -anime girls -house pets -ugly dudes

[@corruptmemory3179]

"i'm a girl btw" *Pablo kicks her* _The true ending_

[@nagihangot6133]

"Not for a Discord moderator."

[@RazlineGT3]

@Kanye West 🤣🤣

[@DarkKnight-wf3po]

@@RazlineGT3 ok

[@wuffalo]

*closes book* yeah, like that would ever happen

[@miss_chelles1338]

@@wuffalo LOL😂 SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME-

[@mk-gr3qi]

Fun fact: Pablo's pfp is the third result for the google search "neck beard"

[@slotplayz]

so true.

[@itssysysy]

Not me finding it on pinterest💀

[@sanik4725]

Its 2nd for me

[@literallyracism6867]

It was the first result for me lol.

[@aidenmiller3832]

What can I say Pablo’s a famous guy

[@aneubeck4053]

Holy fuck I laughed so hard when he added the “wu” to absolutely seal the deal

[@jerucells]

uwu

[@napkin.4919]

@@Crawdoodle wow your intelligence is amazing

[@StormTheSquid]

@@Crawdoodle I think you're giving us a pretty good display of that fact right now.

[@SandboxerSandy]

@@Crawdoodle It's a meme so it's fake bro we all know it's fake

[@bubblesxd]

@@Crawdoodle You missed the fucking joke of the video

[@user-lb3mr1hs3b]

Nice video baluga big fan from Japan 🇯🇵

[@xHand]

Worst ending : pablo and beluwuga gets married and pablo finds out that she’s a cat

[@badpiggies988]

pablo finds out that "she" is a 50-yo male truck driver

[@vedarovski4110]

"So?"

[@Yes-by6jq]

Even better

[@xHand]

wait how did this get so many likes

[@xHand]

@@soundwavesuperior6761 damnit im dumb should’ve thought of that

[@leohe6781]

I have to say something: a person whose avatar is a anime girl is most likely a male.

[@overrated2875]

@@LordGarlicBread nope

[@LordGarlicBread]

@@overrated2875 in a lot of cases it's true

[@tim2510]

There is def some truth behind this.

[@beep4176]

Hehe…

[@petrichorrs]

Lol

[@fondiscraftyt]

mod vs beluga mod: can't make sandwiches beluga : can make sandwiches

[@thefirebeanie5481]

I think we know who is more capable

[@IBL15]

Beluga ftw

[@snailboi6902]

mod: doesnt own 31 discord servers beluga: owns 31 discord servers the evidence is obvious here

[@Itz_Morning]

that explains why he does sandwiches for a living, "he's" a women.

[@IBL15]

@@Itz_Morning damn

[@thehighlightreel4070]

Just used Strategy 2. Mod has been locked in. Thanks, Beluga ✊🏻☝🏻

[@Hieraldrich]

"Listen here you little sandwich boi." Sandwich Boi: "No, I don't think I will." Edit: 2.1k likes wtf thanks bois! Lmao

[@drmz_]

here before this will blow up

[@Iamghost48384]

Ima blow up.. 💥

[@Iamghost48384]

BOOM!!!

[@hrnytinoker4146]

Pablo looks like he'd be good friends with Jared.

[@mushroomboy3042]

Not Jared again- ✋

[@zalipop5396]

Ohhh no

[@joysidra]

Wilbursoot would like to know you're location

[@mokucha.9264]

@@joysidra I-

[@mizullex]

@Strawbiee the one who took you away from him 😳

[@generalzucc462]

I can’t imagine his anger once he saw the words “subway”

[@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx]

Why?

[@zynel413]

@@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx Because subway is considered to be the Jesus of Greek restaurants. It's revered amongst Greek people (who Beluga is).

[@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx]

@@zynel413 Doesn't explain why someone would be angry about Subway.

[@samara.morgan]

@@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx Maybe because Belugas previous character said they work there? I don't know.

[@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx]

@@samara.morgan Welp, I guess its already plainly obvious that "Pablo" is getting trolled by a guy roleplaying as a girl.

[@ftbl.editz710]

FBI agents: my job is hard beluga:changes to an anime girl pfp And changes name to Beluwuga pablo:M O D

[@SmallMike69]

That’s faster than the time I *intentionally* speedran getting broken up with

[@ratlawyer4954]

@Cool Lemon how is it their loss, their partner couldve been abusive for all you know, they said intentionally for a reason

[@rraylann]

@@ratlawyer4954 HE LITERALLY MADE A JOKE THIS COMMENT WAS A JOKR

[@twoad7601]

@@ratlawyer4954 it's a joke.... IT IS A FUCKING JOKE

[@Hockey-gn2tj]

Do you were just being normal?

[@AHersii2006]

This comment section is entertaining. please, do more. 🍿

[@n64andabove87]

"I want..." "Subway" Well the girl got her mind straight.

[@ravio5868]

Yes, "girl". Unless Beluga really is a girl, and the mod was assuming.

[@interstellar.7297]

“She” wants that footlong 😉😉

[@Panzerschreck716]

@@interstellar.7297 except pablo can only offer a .0000001 inch long

[@interstellar.7297]

@@Panzerschreck716 exactly why subway wasn’t in his list of restaurants Gotta think a little bit faster than that man cmon now I had to explain the joke

[@KaleksananBagusMassani]

what "subway" is referring to? serious question btw

[@tollzee]

This is the most thrilling revenge action drama comedy conflict movie I've ever watched.

[@Ifoundamongus]

Right

[@fim...]

Discord Mods Be Like Beluga: hi Ralph: you little- Discord Mod Speedrun Beluga: hi Beluga: i want... Subway

[@QBs1307]

"Applications are closed" *"Im a girl btw"* "And that's when I decided to simp"

[@smileylessons4247]

Lol

[@fbiagent3808]

He didn’t even know "her" age!

[@Pablo-jv6jc]

Evening M'lady Are you a female?

[@strawberry_milk6q]

@@Pablo-jv6jc yes

[@strawberry_milk6q]

@@Pablo-jv6jc can I have mod

[@CorpseDollar]

“Sandwich boy” is the rawest insult, nigh SLUR, you can call a subway employee

[@callofabyss]

IT DROVE ME INSANE ITS SO GOOD THOUGH I DONT THINK ID BE MAD

[@BoomBrush]

"Wouldnt you like to know weather boy"

[@GHKiwi]

Considering the shit they make at subway, being called sandwich boy is an upgrade.

[@Cruelriver]

Imagine after he said subway he’s like oh good I got a friend who can get me a discount

[@SomebodyThatYouDontKnow]

Well it suprised me he didn't recognized the username, like the only thing what was changed was profile pic and server username

[@4tell]

@@SomebodyThatYouDontKnow isnt it just a skit?

[@SomebodyThatYouDontKnow]

@@4tell it probably is lmao but still, could be done better

[@maitizaubert9977]

Well...I like your profile picture.

[@Cruelriver]

@@maitizaubert9977 thx

[@kazoo4987]

“I want, subway.” ~beluwuga Can you blame beluwuga? Subway is amazing.

[@Christian305Chen]

*“Say you’re a simp without saying you’re a simp.”* Pablo:

[@pablodehoyos8748]

Yes I am not

[@SouthConRX]

No

[@simp6046]

me:

[@Yesss07]

@@simp6046 I see by the dazai pfp you are one of me

[@cosmic113]

*you're a simp without saying you're a simp."* Pablo:

[@richardpounall2993]

Plot twist: Pablo’s home was actually bombed, killing him and his 7 anime body pillows

[@nydra9912]

In 2622 future historians will look into this event and come up with the conclusion… Nothing of value was lost that day.

[@cautixon]

bold of you to assume he only has 7

[@richardpounall2993]

@@cautixon You’re right, I should never underestimate Pablo’s immense power

[@thegamingpanda1261]

Lmao I'm dying scrolling through the comments

[@elanrg]

@@richardpounall2993 he has like 50,000

[@vigulantic]

Buckaroo, I ain’t fallin for that one again

[@urbex.kaelan]

oh hello mate

[@andromeda_va39]

can i have mod i am girl

[@youraveragesub]

Whomst need thy mod assistant? I can suffice being a flesh-and-bone organism who has all the golden time in a world just to waste it at a chat room.

[@vigulantic]

@@urbex.kaelan Hello son

[@vigulantic]

@@andromeda_va39OH SURE, what would you like to go out?

[@Kheops.]

"I can tell lol" 😂 that pfp can't be real, it's packed with so much cliché Pauli's exclusion principle should apply.

[@Bread-lh4fl]

He even got the “I-“ correct. Every e-girl uses that.

[@zach_the_guy5257]

I fucking hate that, literally everyone does that in the server I'm in

[@rosalinamacarita01]

@@zach_the_guy5257 even the unfunny tiktok eboys.

[@axelling_atk]

@@zach_the_guy5257 it’s the less offensive way to say “I have no words” also stop replying lmao

[@themyofmy]

i use that sometimes but I'm a boy (

[@ff.otp7]

@@axelling_atk how

[@zoart4758]

When he placed "UwU" in his name, my organs started bleeding.

[@snifey7694]

ow my intestines

[@dhruvavikas1632]

OwO what did you say

[@davidpartyhrad4245]

So why do you have furry on you profile image. But understand I got heart attack and brain failure.

[@lunarlamp40]

@@davidpartyhrad4245 that’s a Pokémon

[@davidpartyhrad4245]

@@lunarlamp40 Pokémon is also furry

[@opedromagico]

*This is a masterpiece*

[@CatWafflez]

Wow Verified with very less likes Edit: time flies fast... the same for this guy getting likes

[@Grimm_Lockwood]

Dang pathetic verified person.

[@MuhammadIbrahim-qf8jz]

This is gonna get 1k+ likes before I blink

[@Foxyy01]

Pedro é o Ray Mak Brasileiro pqp

[@nopep5606]

yes