Discord Nitro Speedrun (97.1% success)

[@Beluga1]

Subscribe and I’ll give you a cup of water :)

[@tfu1258]

This man is literally Dream on Steroids.

[@korihasdied]

yes pls

[@AwesomeReaI]

Epic

[@Ajdubz_on_yt]

I need water

[@ThyBoiledOne]

P

[@fiftyminutes]

“We’re friends for life” Step 1: Point out that he just friend zoned you: Step 2: done

[@Elou_________________________]

hey, nice pfp

[@Jibranmrauf]

@@Elou_________________________ Theodore alt 😳😳😳

[@sttxsansthetracing4759]

Or just block him lol

[@JustAKomiFan]

Your iq is in the quadruple digits

[@MillieEyelash14]

100 IQ

[@Omma]

Why pay for nitro when you can say uwu and have 30 moderators offer to hand it to you?

[@Randomvidsometimes]

Here before this blows up

[@1maxiuns]

@@Randomvidsometimes ye

[@Plasmicballs]

Fun fact: everything is either a potato or not a potato

[@Anonymous-cm8jy]

specially as a girl

[@datle6037]

.

[@bengal1mapping]

3:41 Beluga being 19 but weight 31 Skittle being 6 but weight 300

[@FelixSR]

Beluga: does literally anything Discord mod: *so you've chosen death*

[@propianist3827]

Wow a verified account with 1 like....man I'm early

[@1maxiuns]

true

[@Plasmicballs]

Fun fact: everything is either a potato or not a potato

[@normalcommenter8782]

@@Plasmicballs No one can disagree with that.

[@batorerdyniev9805]

Fi

[@HorseNuggets]

The Discord mods, sorted by weight: Ralph < Pablo < Eugene < Lester < THEODORE GAWD DAMNN

[@Palpatine420]

True

[@Mike14264]

Is that also their rate for evilness?

[@Foxxey]

@@Mike14264 yes, it is mathematicly proven that more fat means more evil. This only applies to discord moderators btw (and redditors 😳)

[@whiskey2-492]

You've forgot Pablo. Jr

[@senpai515]

Boiiii

[@CastleArcade1]

I can't believe I'm actually invested in the lore now

[@eevilmann30285]

THE BELUGA LORE TOOK A HECK OF A TURN

[@drrellmhdika]

And yet skittle still missing

[@walter3198]

Facebook mom incoming

[@youarentyouwhenurhungry2379]

@@walter3198 *SEND THE MINION NUKES!*

[@gyropizzamozzarella1012]

Theodore was forgotten since this vid...

[@lewis9s]

I’m starting to see a pattern with these discord mods, Lester: Gluttony Pablo: Wrath Pablo jr: Pride Eugene: Sloth Theodore: Greed Ralph: Envy Now we just need Lust even though they all kinda have lust.

[@zoezzzarko1117]

Brilliant 💖

[@Creamed_Corn_INC.]

What about Lester?

[@cozycottage5069]

@@Creamed_Corn_INC. Lester could be pride?

[@ybs1527]

What about Ralph

[@dazcarrr]

@@cozycottage5069 envy, he banned beluga when "skittle Chan" showed interest

[@isavel06]

Theodore: "we are friends for life" Me: Did he just friend zone himself for life..

[@Necrosis-00]

I think he did

[@jaypolas4136]

Lmaoo

[@frazixofficial842]

@@jaypolas4136 dude I saw your reply 38 seconds ago lol....

[@Josuh]

I think he has been friendzoned so much that he subconsciously sees it coming

[@UnYou]

nightmare in life

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Sweetie. I'm a Discord Mod. I make millions." Theodore isn't afraid to flex his earnings I see

[@Android-fo3tk]

Did you not hear he makes millions?🤑

[@brolythelegendaryssj1041]

Oh this is the first time I saw your comment with 1 min ago

[@brolythelegendaryssj1041]

@@Android-fo3tk hi android 16

[@braydinwigley9641]

here

[@braydinwigley9641]

this is better than being early to a video

[@00Noontide]

The structure of this script is so dang good!!!! The plot twists give me nerd chills.

[@vedangrode809]

The fact that he can buy NordVPN but not Nitro is believable enough to watch this series.

[@TheEpicNoob]

@snowie is Snowie a real channel?

[@eliezerortizlevante1122]

Big sponsor

[@SolubleParrot9776]

@snowie Are you real or a bot

[@axcyy]

@@TheEpicNoob no

[@darkness2061]

XD skiitle, weight 300 omg

[@coracoons752]

This story’s plot line is thicker than any Netflix show I’ve seen

[@me789.]

I disagree

[@bruh8545]

@@me789. i agree

[@golraggolnaz9575]

It’s thicker then my cat

[@gabisucksatlife9149]

this can be said about a lot of things for example any anime lol

[@kaiba5271]

Netflix shows don’t even have plots

[@vanillaextract9190]

Good ending: The one on the door was belugas mom and Theodore actually went to Asia cause of the vpn

[@drrunikol8451]

lmao

[@ratkiller6237]

so his mom killed him?!?!?!?!?

[@drrunikol8451]

@@ratkiller6237 beluwuga

[@Redomic]

Yo, that'd a perfect ad for NordVPN

[@user-vz9km3xe9t]

And he went to my house

[@skysinger7848]

I love how Beluga was first reported near a common black volcano. That my friend, it the sign of a legend. Edit: Hol' up, both him and Skittle were last seen in Mexic-

[@Jake-ln6rj]

I love how he spent $11 for a vpn so that he could get a $10 nitro

[@ianmkgaming4522]

edit:now noone knows why there are so many people replying to me edit:why is so many people replying to this and liked my reply just whyyyyyy im still getting them its been almost a year !

[@sus6788]

@@ianmkgaming4522 limo

[@greasemonkey9121]

@@ianmkgaming4522 lomo

[@mustached9056]

@@ianmkgaming4522 lama

[@rafalrzeszotko]

ligma

[@Hieraldrich]

Theodore: "You're mine now you sussy imposter" Beluga: _Send halp pls_

[@fizzco3373]

@Jo Amon No.

[@mehchocolate1257]

@@fizzco3373 uwu😂😂😂😂

[@widerplainers7725]

He’s not just making videos, He’s curing everyone’s boredom.

[@zillasaiyan1m274]

Wow not like I see this on everyone’s videos -_-

[@veil9652]

@@zillasaiyan1m274 just means they’re entertaining lol.

[@zillasaiyan1m274]

@@veil9652 it’s just so annoying to see the same comment on everyone’s video

[@widerplainers7725]

@@zillasaiyan1m274 So what? I just wanna say the truth

[@iamnotjeff]

Hey Beluga I got an idea for your next video, "Never Use An invisible Profile Picture...."

[@unknown-qg2qj]

Hey i have an idea take Theodore into your videos again

[@iamnotjeff]

@@unknown-qg2qj W idea!

[@WolfleNotHarry]

bro wut beluga alr posted it

[@iamnotjeff]

@@WolfleNotHarry r/whoosh

[@unknown-qg2qj]

@@WolfleNotHarry r/woosh

[@ddiamond1572]

*Buys nord VPN* "It's not about money, it's about sending a message."

[@helenaborgespeixoto7598]

I don't have money to buy it tho.

[@michaell.8687]

And it's also useless 😂

[@orpezo]

but how to the mod find him if he used a vpn.

[@zahraniatn2751]

@@orpezo hiw did the mod find him* sorry i had to.

[@kvxtr]

its an investment for the nitro

[@enderslayer99og]

This lore is intense, but Takis are SERIOUSLY intense!

[@floweytheflower5870]

ಠ_ಠ

[@floweytheflower5870]

Say it again

[@tylerredforge5563]

Ayo bro shaggy is here say it or he will end the multiverse

[@noble430]

BRO SAY IT SHAGGY GONNA END THE MULTIVERSE!

[@lordpvt]

Yeah

[@pocketfulofposies-]

“strategy 2: ask nicely” Beluga: **pings Theodore 10 times**

[@daanielrebonen6353]

Theodore had some mercy for 5 more pings. Theodore isnt like Pablo or Lester

[@cpp705]

Hello fake I know tumh ladka ho hehe bhai yeh trick mere dost baht use Karter hai cate girl not cute psycho girls rock

[@heyitsgray1762]

@@cpp705 kid what are you saying

[@mandown3448]

@@heyitsgray1762 you cant call anybody kid if you dont know their age

[@mandown3448]

@@heyitsgray1762 hes speaking hindi and hes saying that "i know that your a boy not a girl i know this trick also my friend use this alot"

[@MohawkMan]

The origins of Theodore are truly legendary.

[@sunvieightmaster88]

Beluga: Nitro is expensive but VPN isn't

[@byqw.1509]

Lmao

[@Wolfz35]

Beluga its 1million sub pov

[@thatonerandomstick3664]

@@Wolfz35 Y e s

[@sathishselvaraj1451]

Bruyhhh

[@crowdise499]

LMFAO

[@Omma]

Theodore looks like a visual representation of Pizza Grease

[@TheSw33tRose]

Lol, i watch your vids

[@dreamscat895]

meoww

[@thefuturistYT]

Ooo a verified commenter

[@astroneural]

Wouldn't the visual representation of pizza grease be a picture of pizza grease?

[@iZetto1]

@@astroneural What do you mean? This is the picture of pizza grease

[@mizzy4488]

"Strategy 2, Ask nicely" Beluga: *Spam pinged Theodore*

[@ZachzWinner]

Strategy 2 failed successfully Btw i know you guys hate self promoters but I just got a new edm song out called Scramble and would be glad if you wanna check it out :)

[@BruhMoment-fh8zc]

Lmao

[@urbainleverrier1]

That's nice alright

[@aneek171]

Wow it’s almost like that happened in the video no way

[@kritixonmobile]

I see 666 likes when I see this comment 😭😭

[@Kat999xx]

I was honestly thinking "I stepped on a lego" would be enough to win him over.

[@MrBrightXCVI]

Theodore: My toilet is solid gold. Beluga: 😍

[@1maxiuns]

we all know the toilet is worth all of Theodore's money

[@SK-fu8qh]

Sup mr subbot

[@batorerdyniev9805]

Verified fish

[@iamthecurios5439]

Beluwuga*

[@joyroy366]

Theodore is worth a toilet

[@dabolife1]

I just saw Beluga once and now I'm really addicted to his videos. Anyone else?

[@solxris6833]

joe

[@lyfoon]

yep, join the club brother

[@xerosis1825]

Welcome to the club brother

[@xixi5381]

Same

[@DR1FTIN]

Same

[@Mogi-MC]

Theodore looks like he wants to sell me some KFC.

[@NikiPg3d]

Ooh verified

[@whisksksk]

Mmmmm

[@duckboi7256]

hey verified channel

[@pnutonium]

I swear dude

[@ZappEez]

How is Minecraft you tuber here????!!!

[@massimofrate7247]

Beluga: speak to the Dicord mods Discord mods: you will never leave! Beluga: *become a girl*

[@watapak]

Beluga: dosen't spend $9.99 on a nitro Also Beluga: *spends $11.95 on NordVPN*

[@AngelShrimpChips]

i just noticed that lol

[@pnutonium]

IKR

[@mightbebro]

@Pablo where is skittle,WHERE IS HE

[@anakinskywalker4590]

Sponsorship?

[@nabil-kun9327]

@Pablo where is heeee?????

[@DoggoDaOne]

Me: Litteraly just started watching the video Theodore: *GET OUT*

[@ThatRad]

You asked for KZbin Premium

[@JustJaidenism]

@@ThatRad Premium My Pennsylvanian Behind. Just Use Vanced.

[@erickedil6903]

666 likes watf

[@thatnwrdcrkid]

Do what the god says

[@samq9111]

Everyone gangsta till Theodore says “ buttercup .. “

[@afadidas100k9]

@Operator Pepe Yàgà the movie is not just titled "chipmunk"

[@GlitchBoo_]

@@afadidas100k9 we can make it named that. Never underestimate gen z power.... never.

[@afadidas100k9]

@@GlitchBoo_ ok

[@BoosterMoment]

buttercup

[@JieMa-e3q]

Theodore: 2 years later, Makes Beluga 100% bald. 😂

[@lolfoxmaster4870]

Everyones talking about him buying a VPN to get nitro even tho VPN is more expensive, can we talk about Theodore finding his adress even tho he had a VPN

[@04.sripranavnagabhatla44]

lol bro

[@StarboyXL9]

Theodore is a glowie. Everyone knows that only glowies are Discord mods.

[@zombs0]

he paid a hacker

[@XoriasMC]

Yeah

[@AllahMonke]

@@zombs0 U can't hack a person with a vpn

[@wetfrenchfries1809]

Inaccurate. Everybody knows Theodore's net worth is $850,000,000,000,000. He also has a solid gold Lamborghini covered in diamonds that's worth $435,000,000

[@lucy-qe3jv]

he also owns bill gates guys let me apologize. i said bill gates instead of gill bates 😨😨😨😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

[@RedstoneRangerMC]

@@lucy-qe3jv yeld

[@LOE_XD]

Only 850 trillion?

[@lucy-qe3jv]

@M o o r a t 1 2 yrs omg i was so wrong

[@Quandal3Dingl3]

Correct

[@tinhashi9067]

Beluga Age: 19 Weight: 31 Skittle Age: 6 Weight: *300*

[@th_1337]

Skittle be .1 taller tho

[@MSDOSMemes]

f a t

[@dimitrifedorov6851]

It’s probably the space suit that makes him heavy

[@devanshhh_a]

Pls help 🙏🏻😭😭

[@TheLiamster]

Theodore Age: 69 weight: 420

[@Arena10Ghost]

Beluga: Can't afford nitro Beluga: Buys something more expensive than nitro to try get someone to gift Beluga: Smart

[@numero57br]

Did you mean... Smort?

[@mrsparky1530]

*buys VPN for 11.95* Discord nitro: *is 9.99* *visible confusion*

[@MrObamium]

That’s like saying, aww man I don’t have enough money for this. I don’t have $30! Lemme refill my gas for 45$ and grab the money back home……

[@hrsuzz]

Why would you spend money for emojis, server boost, etc, on Discord? It’s more about the value you are getting from spending your money on that.

[@harmonious_choir]

It's per month tho

[@inversebreaker9946]

bruh my parents always do that

[@NclogicLMAO]

discord nitro is 9.99 a month though

[@Miqa.99]

When you realise he friendzoned himself by saying "we are friends for life"

[@ascenjix]

LMAO

[@ZachzWinner]

XD Btw i know you guys hate self promoters but I just got a new edm song out called Scramble and would be glad if you wanna check it out :)

[@broahahn8086]

@@ZachzWinner Yeah I kinda hate self promoters

[@enjei8903]

@@broahahn8086 reporters lol

[@kunikidaspookie]

Lol 😂

[@alphix266]

Beluga: Can’t buy 9.99$ nitro Also Beluga: buys 11$ VPN

[@Goetaxd]

"9.99$ it's basically 10.00$"

[@arroba349]

@@Goetaxd bruh

[@m1lkG0lD]

@@Goetaxd u ruined the joke :D

[@chefsloth]

You can opt out server boost and only pay like $5 for Nitro lel

[@areism]

VPN is more useful

[@kamelingil]

Alternative ending: Beluga returns his name and rickrolled him.

[@cmejv]

Beluga: "they need to be able to support a family" Theodore: *elon musk noises intensify*

[@RandomGuy-dv7ju]

here is the code from 1:13 11163711e0c8931646a41d566ddr-800-1605v2_uhq lol its real

[@Massage_Therapy19_is_cool]

?ban @@RandomGuy-dv7ju TikTok

[@Massage_Therapy19_is_cool]

?ban @Random poland guy test

[@Massage_Therapy19_is_cool]

?mute @Doggo Chan

[@mono3093]

WHY DOES THIS LIKE ACTUALLY HAVE A STORY LINE ARE WE IN FROM SOME LORE?

[@Grizzy2023]

Yeah have you not been paying attention?

[@illustriousme3172]

Yea man ofc. That's why homie skittle is missing. He sacrificed himself

[@jamerszn]

@@illustriousme3172 rip skittle, my mans in Mexico 🇲🇽

[@tsdbole1413]

So sad

[@whnamyl]

Everybody gangsta until his mouse works perfectly for once.

[@DrChxrie]

balls

[@whnamyl]

@@DrChxrie pumkin balls

[@cultsy1x]

@@whnamyl Cool pumpkin balls

[@Gustavo-po9bd]

Wouldn't an anime boy pfp be more convincing?

[@cris.ae11]

@@cultsy1x warm balls

[@Asiangamer_dude69]

Theodore would not make another appearance until being forgotten 2 years later.

[@AAvfx]

Best concept I've seen in a while. Very disturbing yet entertaining in a new way. Next level stuff! Well done 👍

[@moneybuysdrugs]

Ha

[@GoldMimmo]

@@moneybuysdrugsHa Ha

[@eddie8409]

@@GoldMimmo ha ha ha

[@everyonelovesnat]

@@eddie8409 ha ha ha ha

[@TheEalaa]

@@everyonelovesnat ha ha ha ha ha

[@autumnaeri9619]

The power Beluwuga and Skittle chan hold is incomparable.

[@cookie73193]

Shaggy

[@Djhdhskjsjsizisissj]

@@Wildnolifer they are talking about when he changes his name :/

[@birdlover8357]

@@Wildnolifer they meant their discord name

[@pinkpalette]

OMG STAY

[@kim-di3vw]

@@pinkpalette uh they already got over the “name thing” if u even have braincells 😃

[@cholula1432]

beluga: can’t pay an 9.99 per-month subscription also beluga: pays for a 11 dollar per month subscription only to get a 9.99 subscription

[@maxeplier]

True lol

[@thatonerandomstick3664]

very cash money

[@lonegamerz2486]

Now he has nitro Subscription and Vpn Subscription😉

[@Quackified]

Stonks

[@dhruvavikas1632]

@@PabloDanson hey! Pablo we miss you😭😭😭

[@ElghisY]

I love how he needs nitro while at 1:10 he has a 0001 tag so means he already has nitro

[@JJroyalblue]

There's still a 0.01% chance that the tag was randomly generated, if so he is lucky (unless he actually has nitro)

[@ElghisY]

@@JJroyalblue theres no tag anymore

[@JJroyalblue]

@@ElghisY yup. Unless you still haven't updated it yet

[@AgentKadir]

beluga: *rejects 9.99$* also beluga: *accepts 11.95$*

[@360noscopersoof5]

Ikr

[@mamamia3659]

Copied

[@Tin.1234]

@@mamamia3659 who

[@Tin.1234]

@@mamamia3659 give

[@Tin.1234]

@@mamamia3659 a

[@comradekenya37]

This series is turning into a series of series events, such as the dreaded mods committing crimes

[@snoepjes]

UwU

[@Tsarbloonba]

Omg its the forgoten theodore!!!!

[@tsusususuki7691]

"Strategy 2: ask nicely" *proceeds to ping Theodore a hundred times*

[@aiden2151]

COPY PASTE

[@notexisten1]

@@aiden2151 PASTE COPY

[@dahiana2d5]

@@notexisten1 PASCO TEPY

[@mistycredo4861]

@@dahiana2d5 TEPY PASCO

[@niiquito]

@@mistycredo4861 PYTE COPAS

[@Jtwoe]

Beluga: *can’t afford nitro* Also Beluga: *can afford Nord VPN subscription*

[@acetheshoe7239]

Beluga: strategy 3… Me: lemme guess- Beluga: *becomes beluwuga*

[@TylerTMG]

UwU

[@oOOo-zk3xo]

I noticed the uwu in there-

[@fim...]

@@oOOo-zk3xo i noticed it in the video

[@randomiser9713]

It's like a final form for beluga

[@Man20032]

Skittle and beluga: Missing Me: uhh how did this happen?

[@michallebel3236]

I like how literally every video is the same "pretend you are a girl" gig yet we keep coming back for it

[@Freekymoho]

The beluga formula: Repeatedly zoom in on pictures of fat faces Mods with passive agressive language Pretend to be a girl HE'S IN TOO DEEP

[@michallebel3236]

@@Freekymoho I mean I dont mind the zooming but the resr kinda sucks

[@Freekymoho]

@@michallebel3236 its not exactly high art. The zooming is a little mean too. Those are presumably real people being framed as internet creeps because of the way they look. I still laugh from time to time tho

[@michallebel3236]

@@Freekymoho Nobody said it is. It's just the video's aesthetic. About being "mean": The pictures are supposed to portray a "type", not to laugh at anyone specific.

[@Freekymoho]

@@michallebel3236 doesnt really matter, since it is still pictures of actual people getting put in that type

[@S.O.SStudio]

The blushes after every sentence is funny.

[@Goosea]

HELP ME I FOUND SKITTLE

[@jazibmahmud2471]

69 likes 😏

[@S.O.SStudio]

@@jazibmahmud2471 welp not anymore

[@Goosea]

I don’t know where but he got out of Mexico

[@Goosea]

That’s his id

[@Ak-fo6fs]

struggle goals 😭: "I got 1 hour sleep" "I stepped on a lego" "My toast got burned" "My cereal ran out"

[@deliveredpotatoes7046]

The most sad scene ever

[@Ak-fo6fs]

@@deliveredpotatoes7046 :'((

[@discharge6751]

Good.

[@chocdraws]

I got 6 hours sleep I failed in form test My classmates bully me I was called useless Sad also

[@oniudrapropaganda4849]

Stepped on a lego 😰

[@ozgamerab8780]

I like how Theodore didn’t accept Beluga, but he did accept a hot girl :)

[@kelismaincharacter4925]

“Beluga was reported missing” Wait so Theodore was gay the whole time?

[@lightningbobz1123]

Vengeance Kill for Betrayal?

[@will0wtr335]

LMAO

[@sus6788]

Bruh... didn't think of it that way lol

[@glitchyalex1054]

bi maybe 👀

[@Blis-0WHATow]

When Theodore came up to the house, he was devastated that he wasn't a girl, therefore, we could only think of the worse..

[@saturatedpeanut9284]

I like how Skittle's missing poster says "have you seen this man" when the poster also says he's 6 years old

[@gato_feliz605]

exactly, he's a grown man.

[@hazardcreeper5697]

Weight 300 lol

[@jamalfinglenut6026]

skittle is an absolute unit

[@mello9586]

At least it doesn't says have you seen this woman Now that would be sus

[@urmomL]

That poster even said that he is not allowed on discord, because hes underage, LOL

[@animeking5068]

I think nobody here is talking about the fact that BELUGA IS 19 BUT HIS WEIGHT IS 31 YET SKITTLE IS 6 AND HIS WEIGHT IS *300!?!?*

[@safakoruc]

cat and dog

[@ericwollam5532]

It doesn't say what unit of measurement.

[@gamingfireplayz2256]

When I was a kid 8 I was 10 and weight is 40

[@gamingfireplayz2256]

40kg

[@dihaozhan]

@@gamingfireplayz2256i am 11 and my weight is 35 kg

[@blackwater02]

i love how there was a random picture of jimin when you spammed your keyboard into the search bar

[@asukalangleysoryu002]

The fact that "BelUwUga" blushed at the big mansion says a lot

[@ClaudieDays]

Genshin.

[@ezyne_official]

@@ClaudieDays what?

[@asukalangleysoryu002]

@@ClaudieDays impact

[@dexter2898]

@@asukalangleysoryu002 how?

[@anonymousstout4759]

Say what?

[@Zee_Mikimaws]

Everybody gangsta till Beluga uses forbidden technique: gender swap uwu 9000.

[@yosrrr]

he just like me frfr

[@Lyrite]

More like an identity change

[@juststartingoff]

I like how you couldn't afford Nitro but can pay for a VPN.

[@tom34234]

vpn useful nitro is a scam

[@srijantanwar3245]

Uwu

[@Danger11007]

Nobody can “afford” nitro because nobody wants nitro

[@mictos7705]

most likely these videos are staged, if you see a little bit of his videos it's basically the same... not sure why these show up in my watch list they're.... not funny

[@hack4fun131]

@@mictos7705 its meant be obviously staged dude. r/wooosh that went right over your head.

[@Menublol]

Theodore is back after 2 years

[@molotovic2449]

*“dont “uwu” me.”* Is the best quote I’ve heard.

[@23eli-_-]

YOU CAN HEAR LETTER TOO

[@Spr_t]

Why yes it’s the best quote you heard, but it’ll be the last you’ll ever hear. (if you understand, it’s a joke.)

[@BigBlackMonkeyBoy290]

“Don’t ‘uwu’ me”* (Sorry I had to)

[@maybelater4600]

if you guys dont know this guy was originally known for teaching people how to lucid dream, very odd that this i what he would be doing now. i like it though

[@ghomariiisofiane2779]

whats that

[@Mrvsg20]

@@ghomariiisofiane2779 it's where you dream but lucid

[@XsaviXander]

@@ghomariiisofiane2779 You're aware you're dreaming and can control them.

[@LS-qo6ws]

@@watchoutaggresivekirby2291 hey there, I hope I can help.. Where do I start hm. So if you try to lucid dream it's not good to tangle yourself around the thought to be awake in mind to lucid dream. This just makes it sow, at least as far as I know, that u don't really sleep at all you just kinda flow in deep Toughts wich can be expirience badly. Cause if you realise the situation but you don't know how to get out cause it feels bad, you feel something wich is described often as sleep paralysis. Anyway long story short. Just youse methods of lucid dreams that make you realise you are dreaming when you already are. That way you have none of the before said issues. I hope I could help. Ah and a lil advise, If u lucid dream try to not do it too much, cause dreaming is something essential to us humans cause we worke out problems that we couldn't work out at day, and this is just one of many processes happening while sleeping. If lucid dream your mind flows in a direction that u spontainlesly take, meaning that it doesent go along really well with the problem solving andclarity bringing properties of the sleep. So be careful. Wish u the best mate. And have fun :)

[@soggyfriesz]

@@LS-qo6ws did that even helped him lol

[@mithunmn3698]

Fun fact: Beluga can buy nord vpn for more than 10 dollars but can't buy discord nitro for 9 dollars

[@mikethe2238]

oh god

[@evereshorts8396]

𝘱𝘭𝘶𝘴 𝘵𝘢𝘹

[@rajkasera3920]

If u didn't know u can get a free trial version of Nord vpn with a fake credit card lol

[@imrevig7261]

I mean, if you ask me i would rather pay for a shark card in gta, buy the gaypressor and use it in pvp instead of buying nitro when it comes to the choice

[@allisterthegreat6521]

Honestly id rather buy a subscription to netflix or a vpn than buy a discord nitro

[@tabbyx9926]

Beluga: *Has the money to buy nitro* Also Beluga: *Buys Nord VPN which is around the same cost as nitro*

[@WatermelonEnthusiast9]

"We're friends for life" He just friendzoned himself for eternity

[@jaydenshearing7602]

Poor Dude.

[@vianavelos8620]

LOL you're right

[@sarenahale9451]

lmaoo

[@rdn658]

nice

[@-maliceuh-]

Copied

[@BlessedSeal]

Plot twist: the moderator is in Theodore Roosevelt’s lingeage

[@katpottz476]

that's why he got all that mun mun

[@luislora8953]

Jesus that's like If George Washingtons son was a simp

[@cure5626]

*lingeage*

[@luislora8953]

@Shae Leslie wait wut.

[@luislora8953]

@Shae Leslie I'm boutta head out

[@sanfierropolicedepartment6706]

Beluga: asks the moderator for money for nitro. The same Beluga: buys a new IP address. Why buy nitro if you can buy an IP address and deceive the moderator?

[@SteveMutt]

lol

[@wandoblx]

My brother said i can get new potato if i can get 1k subs

[@brandon_cai11]

@@wandoblx stfu

[@LeysnotLays]

@@wandoblx nobody care, win your sub instead of doing this

[@brandonjeffery8023]

If you went around buying everything you wanted in life right when you wanted it then what's the point? Sometimes you have to work for the things you desire.

[@task-force9-7-87]

Damn, first we lost skittle now beluga... *finishes loading M4*

[@steyahh3012]

Beluga: doesnt buy nitro: $9.99/month Also beluga buys VPN for:$11.99/month

[@steyahh3012]

@@slmbensibel8892 no lol first thing i did when I saw the VPN thing was this

[@Koltane1030]

@@slmbensibel8892 last time I checked no one gave a shit he’s just spreading something funny

[@Dovsaspa]

slm ben sibel lmao this is a popular meme format and most people picked up on the joke

[@JollyRancherGeno]

To quote a wise man: "It's not about money... it's about sending a message."

[@rupt_.4858]

Yeah cause discord nitro is a waste of money lmao. I would rather buy a VPN than nitro.

[@pobbofig2269]

"We're friends for life" Uh oh, looks like Theodore is stuck in the friend zone

[@Charlice6969]

Lol he finna be friend zoned forever lol

[@zikkyheheh]

the one thing he didnt think about

[@Charlice6969]

@@zikkyheheh lol he finna break down once he finds out lmao

[@luispars2799]

It makes me laugh, that he pays 12 dollars for the vpn but he doesn't want to pay 10 or 11 for the nitro XD

[@misterlanternz]

Lmao yeah

[@shadowdweller5094]

ah but you dont understand this is life time nitro, worth lots more than $12

[@shadowdweller5094]

should be easy to get more now that they live together

[@ugrnd]

Discord nitro is useless he buyed vpn instead because it's more helpful

[@benign4823]

"It makes me laugh, that he pays 12 dollars for the privacy but he doesn't want to pay 10 or 11 for the ability to use custom emoji XD"

[@samlicskingdom262]

He literally break through his Nord VPN shield

[@lanceey5997]

“Your computer may be infected” me: heck no Beluga: *proceeds to take it*

[@Rtx9070ti]

Me who actually found a real credit card generator: heck yea

[@Bingnhonho]

@@Rtx9070ti me who actually see the cops and 2 helicopter on top of my house: heck F***

[@Rtx9070ti]

@@Bingnhonho me who uses cracked nordvpn: heck yea

[@alexcorbett414]

@@Rtx9070ti they're all real it's just none of them are actual cards lol

[@najmaht.a.1314]

“We’re friends for life.” Up side is he friendzoned himself, so that’s good.

[@brokeeee]

epic

[@wayababaya]

lmao

[@Ariiikaaa]

400th like :)

[@nemesis2591]

666th like bro Xdd

[@urdailyfinnix8599]

Tru

[@gaeunnies]

Plot twist: Theodore is Pablo's alt.

[@xlumxsy7319]

I want to like but not to make the no to 70

[@jdhdrjfhf2039]

Lol so tryee

[@steelwolfthetoastedman2185]

Plot twist: we all knew lol

[@xlumxsy7319]

Duhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@redvelvet6226]

Plot twist: Theodore and Pablo are killers

[@sosage6826]

Beluga: Hey Beluwuga: h-hi Beluga: how r u Beluwuga: g-good "blushes" Beluga: ok "Beluwuga become mod" Beluga: U are god Beluwuga: "Beluga has been baned"

[@habilucajericho]

Theodore: Be my wife. Also Theodore: We’re friends for life He friendzoned himself. Edit: That’s a lotta likes. Thanks, I guess.

[@RandomGuy-dv7ju]

here is the code from 1:13 11163711e0c8931646a41d566ddr-800-1605v2_uhq lol its real

[@Logan-zf1ft]

@@RandomGuy-dv7ju It is though, go to images and you will see the girl's picture which is in his discord pp

[@sbw4]

Fubuki: no wife, friends!

[@rileygunter9582]

OH

[@rusty3073]

here’s ur 300th like

[@ItsZedK]

Beluga: can't get nitro Epic back in June: Free Nitro everyone, Free Nitro!

[@exoticghostbite1477]

same with AMONGUS

[@ridhomh7002]

You still need to use credit cards

[@freathertube]

@@ridhomh7002 yea and?

[@ridhomh7002]

nothin just saying

[@infamousace6822]

"We're friends for life." Okay, so you see- *proceeds to delete account and move on to things other than discord-*

[@Hecker0816]

Mod: You need Nitro. Beluga: But I don't have money. Mod: It's treason... Then...

[@kylelin3661]

Beluga: Age: 19, Height: 2, Weight: 31 Skittle: Age: 6, Height: 2.1, Weight: 300 Edit: the stats are from the wanted posters

[@q_0191]

they are a cat and a dog what do you expect

[@layalsaleh4103]

wtf

[@daynealvin6361]

Where did those stats come from? 😳

[@ShinyShades]

Yeah?

[@DeadWelght]

@@daynealvin6361 3:42

[@dust1293]

"you're a discord mod, am sure you make millions" LMFAOOO Edit: yo 1k please go check the video I made about Gantz, appreciate it^^

[@rhearandom338]

the discord mods watching: you guys r getting paid?

[@gliderman9302]

lol

[@Eclipse_luna]

Lmao

[@vandemayo]

I'm a discord mod for a regional gaming group and I've earned cash by companies paying me to promote their competitions and products so it's not all doom and gloom

[@catwithahelmet961]

i am a discord admin and do not get a dollar :cc_sed: oh we r not discord sed

[@seriousnorbo3838]

And now only one hero is left... PABLO has to save them

[@i_love_memes5438]

PLOT TWIST

[@fnafmaster_1]

DUN DUN DUN!

[@ZachzWinner]

Pablo the savior Btw i know you guys hate self promoters but I just got a new edm song out called Scramble and would be glad if you wanna check it out :)

[@nxptqne]

And lester and eugene xD

[@justyouraveragecorgi]

What about Becky? Her minion memes possess astonishing power.

[@MichaelSey-h9g]

Rip theodore

[@drawde5762]

how does he make discord feel like an intense horror movie lmao

[@waffelo4681]

Lolol

[@dan-us6nk]

The characters, of course

[@Dat_man]

I hate the dude

[@nga4031]

Whats the intese music called

[@iStealth.]

I feel bad for beluga, anyone else feels like they want to buy him nitro?

[@Shlaq]

Yeah, you're true iStealth

[@aneliyaasenova7373]

I'm poor so i cant-

[@DuncanXD]

I’m poor

[@diofan57]

buy me nitro instead

[@killaerial]

me of course

[@dasherunstoppable5529]

Theodore: we're friends for life Lmao he really just friendzoned himself

[@banan9432]

Yeah ur the only one who pointed that out but have legit no replies

[@slothicc]

@@banan9432 someone else pointed this our, that guys has WAY more likes and replies than this one

[@banan9432]

@@slothicc oh I didn't see

[@chromaticfox2553]

BRUH XD

[@vigi1antvort3x41]

@@banan9432 That's because bananas don't have eyes.

[@Md5offical]

“You need nitro, Sweetie” Theodore=Pablo confirmed

[@17sosaa]

Beluga : can't afford £9.99 nitro *Also beluga : buys $11 vpn*

[@bm5298]

uses proton vpn for free mmuahaha