BEN & ARTHUR - A Laughably Bad Gay Marriage Movie

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[@milktea6676]

First furry

[@pokere621]

Stop xD lol plz don't do a gay furry merch xD oh gosh xD lol

[@andrewdiaz3529]

22:07 what Netflix show is the pride parade from, if you don't mind answering?

[@simonberry4357]

They Boys nextdoor ☺️☺️

[@kapitan762x54R]

@@andrewdiaz3529 Q force. Why?

[@mythbuster43]

KZbin demonetizing LGBT content whilst also plastering pride flags everywhere is the perfect demonstration how disingenuous and cynical this sort of corporate pandering is.

[@fisher3317]

Exactly, corporate wokeism is absolutely two-faced!

[@LegendaryDorkKnight]

@@fisher3317 Most social wokeism is two-faced so that's not a surprise. Corporations taking a bad thing and making it worse is the expected outcome.

[@NeverlandSystemPunkGirlChloe]

And how pathetic it is. We don't NEED pandering... Corporate fake-woke fake-concern is the WORST of insults... it's EXPLOITATION>

[@HaplessOne]

​​@@NeverlandSystemPunkGirlChloenot to mention a bunch of the characters they use to pander to us are replacing older characters that already existed. Shows you how much they actually care because they're too lazy to make good, original marginalized characters half of the time. Disney especially. Like come on, are your writers or your board room members that lazy and careless? All they can come up with is: "Hey, remember that old character that we made who was straight and white? Let's make them gay and black." Like it's so obvious they're just doing lazy shit to milk us for money and I'm so tired of it.

[@NeverlandSystemPunkGirlChloe]

@@HaplessOne RIGHT?! I mean I WANT those characters and stories... but like ORIGINAL and GOOD writing to make them... not just "replace X with Y, cuz Y is there now" BS. We deserve more than half-assed pandering, we deserve REAL effort and consideration.

[@Cesaryeyo]

I say it with all all due respect: I'm gay and into British guys with beards and I still would pay you to promise never to lick a microphone on camera like that again

[@MadAliceInWonderland]

The whole trend is very strange really 😂 girls just trying to get around porn censors

[@BronzeDragon133]

Strangely, I'd pay him to do so.

[@Cesaryeyo]

@@BronzeDragon133 No kink shame here.

[@demizson576]

The key word being '... like that ...'.

[@mariano3716]

Thanks for that, I needed that giggle

[@SJ9001]

So, while highlighting injustices faced by homosexuals, the film does so through the eyes of one man who has been cheating on and lying to his wife for 3 years, and another who commits murder and arson? Not that the homophobic characters are any better but... who are we meant to root for? Um... oh dear... I mean, at best, the ex-wife has a valid reason to be upset...

[@gracekim1998]

Yeah 😅 that guy should have told as he soon as he figured out he’s gay🤔

[@GeraltofRivia22]

Don't forget the DV.

[@Immeminne]

And they create this strawman out of legitimate religious homophobia by failing to understand how religious homophobia works. Nobody boils plain water on the stove with salt and pepper, calls it “holy water”, and thinks sticking to a door will make men straight. The Catholic Church doesn’t excommunicate people die for being related to gay people. It’s pretty damn easy to find real evidence of how religious homophobes behave, so why did he pull this one out of his ass?

[@Mr.HeisenbergTheCook]

Why didn't he just write "I did everything"? Would have saved him a lot of credits time 😁

[@AngelaMerici12]

You are right 😆🤣🤣!!

[@moch.farisdzulfiqar6123]

Neil Breen: "Isn't that betraying the public trust? Isn't that immoral?"

[@ArcherSuh4721]

It reminds me of an old Monty Python special hosted by Steve Martin where the opening credits were something like "Steve Martin presents A Steve Martin Production of A Steve Martin Film. Steve Martin is Steve Martin as Steve Martin in Steve Martin's Parrot Sketch Not Included: 20 Years of Monty Python." Whether it's done seriously or as a joke, it's still kind of funny...

[@jamesstewart7736]

😂🤣😂

[@multilad816]

At least there is no lighting - none

[@michaelsinger4638]

“It’s worse than The Room in every way.” That is a, terrifying, thought.

[@petery6432]

The Room is amazing because of how bad it is. This movie is just bad.

[@schlamuffenimperator9460]

Reading this gives me shiver. I don't know if I should watch this review.

[@kavalogue]

@@petery6432 I feel like people misunderstand what kinda bad the room is. Obviously you get it. But it still seems to go over peoples head that it isn't a bad movie at all. But it's a masterpiece in and of itself. And then we get dumb comments like op. It's a shame because it deserves the right attention

[@nucleurchicken5239]

@@petery6432 The Room is unironically one of my favorite movies

[@magentapurpleyap5566]

Say what?

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

The main Actor looks like Onision , Fabio and Tommy Wiseau had a love triangle and made a kid somehow

[@justachickwholovesmash]

Fucking spot on! And very very disturbing. 🤣

[@jacklewis2491]

That might be the most fucking cursed statement of all time

[@joriankell1983]

That's disturbing to think about...

[@ethatsgoodwine5888]

DIO! (Starts approaching you)

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

@@ethatsgoodwine5888 Oh You’re approaching me, Instead of running away you approach me

[@lilybliblablubb5023]

My main problem with many gay themed movies is that the death/suicide ending is used 80% of the time and I fucking hate it. They label the movie "romantic" and someone dies. All. The. Time. Even after a happy reunion, boom, suicide. I don't want to get depressed from a movie, which is why I also hated la la land and a star is born, I just want a happy ending man. Something like latter days, that was a great movie

[@miigi-p4939]

people like to capitalize of the suffering of lgbtq+ people also lalaland made me cry but i loved it

[@sympathiclilac2391]

This reminds me of old gay "books." They were allowed to be published non-mainstreamly as long as it had a extremely sad ending. It could be as openly gay or sexual as they wanted as long as the ending was sad as shit. It's funny that even though this rule hasn't been a thing for a multitude of years it is still a rule of thumb for most companies.

[@miigi-p4939]

@@sympathiclilac2391 they could be gay af too and not have a bad ending if one person of the couple was considered toxic or a predator

[@sympathiclilac2391]

@@miigi-p4939 Yeah, as long as the relationship could not have any reason to be positive in the end it could be published.

[@BARALover96]

More recent stuff have a lot less of it. Thankfully

[@brandonmclendon5368]

Tbh, I would rather be called a slur than watch this movie

[@benjirivoh]

same, just call me a cock sucker and go on with your day lmao

[@DoubleDeckerDave]

@@benjirivoh ok :)

[@stick-itproductions.3307]

*Deep Inhale.*

[@joriankell1983]

You slur!

[@CorbCorbin]

@@benjirivoh Pole Smoker! Happy to oblige.

[@DeadwingDork]

"what is this, a Chuck Tingle novel?" I genuinely thought that's what that preview post was alluding to until I saw the BotW video pop up in my feed and remind me that it's actually the cover of the movie.

[@nshadex72]

Hi Deadwing

[@mr.balls_cut6206]

Didn't expect you here tbh

[@SirinTheBlackWolf]

PAPA CLAAAAWWWWWW

[@vincenthawthorne9360]

Hey Deadwing. Can I message you? I wanna recommend some things that you could do a video of.

[@missalice557]

Claw Bear is here! :D

[@29jgirl92]

The set design for the Catholic church is incredible. The cardboard crosses, the Jesus painting, the stained glass window which is clearly just taped to the wall...

[@Maerahn]

Wha- but... y'mean Catholic priests DON'T have posters of their favourite stained-glass windows all over their walls? That's not a thing? Damn, that's ANOTHER thing this movie got factually incorrect! 😉

[@roseofoulesfame]

Corporations rainbow-washing for one month every year = PROFIT. Genuine LGBTQ+ creators making videos about their experiences = DEMONETISED. Sigh.

[@NeverlandSystemPunkGirlChloe]

It's literally just insulting exploitation.

[@UnfunnyDaffenDales98775]

Who doesn’t like gays lol

[@kilssj2250]

Unnecessary = BOTH

[@iamacatinthejungle]

@@kilssj2250 genuine LGBTQ creators are extremely necessary, if you don't face discrimination you're lucky, that's maybe why you say an imbecility this monumental

[@cererra682]

​@@kilssj2250 I'll find you

[@brokengirlsrus]

Quitting by walking out and maniacally laughing was definitely a fantasy of mine while working retail

[@ddjsoyenby]

me: you all deserved this....... entitled customer: you blew up my car....... me: yeah i did do that :)

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

best scene in the film

[@alismith3801]

To be fair that was the only scene in which the character was relatable. He still looked like a serial killer tho

[@leokonge4624]

As a bi guy I think we should officially rebrand ourselves as the alphabet soup group

[@peenyyt4921]

there’s only 4 letters though

[@Milky_Mercy]

LGBTQIA isn’t four letters though

[@peenyyt4921]

@@Milky_Mercy no, it’s LGBT

[@ella_melchionna]

As a bi girl I second this

[@auliamate]

i personally believe we should be the Letter League

[@platinumpagoda3079]

How could you have committed suicide? How could you have done this? I can't believe you committed suicide.

[@nastassjahall9358]

I can only imagine what people unfamiliar with Neil Breen movies think reading this

[@GoinGreninja]

@@nastassjahall9358 Not a fan of him, and I'm definitely confused, that's for sure.

[@nastassjahall9358]

@@GoinGreninja it's no better with context

[@GoinGreninja]

@@nastassjahall9358 Thanks for the heads-up.

[@platinumpagoda3079]

Seriously though, this acting is right out of a Neil green movie

[@kiranmason4943]

“It’s not gay if it’s in a three way.” Its a green for go if you say no homo.

[@oculttheexegaming2509]

Cue the song by The Lonely Island.

[@stuflames4769]

For real, though. For real.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

We celebrate Gay Tuesdays in this house.

[@luisf2793]

Not a homosexual just a homiesexual Yes I stole that joke

[@porfiriodiazcarrillo7551]

let's get brojobs

[@moomyung9231]

I don't think karma is part of Catholic beliefs...

[@anthonykeller1957]

It's not

[@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472]

You're indeed correct

[@solidskullz5736]

I think it’s a Hindu thing

[@RedFloyd469]

He said "carnal", not karma.

[@Ramsey276one]

Maybe IT SHOULD

[@blazep629]

*lists off all the roles Sam played for this movie* So, literally a group project made by one person at the last minute?

[@thatalchemistlady]

The stripper audition scene is the best thing I have seen in years. I can't stop laughing about it.

[@beatricefox937]

Ah yes everyone knows you can’t get your gay license unless you have a pink fluffy dressing gown

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

Ah, so that's why I'm still straight. Thanks for the tip

[@baldeaglesarentbald1921]

Don't forget the vibrant eye's burning rainbow! Remember about dressing like women! Because for some reason you need to be a crossdresser to be gay

[@errortryagainlater4240]

@@baldeaglesarentbald1921 and remember, all gays do drag, it's just the Law™

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Awsshit I'm a fraud!

[@songbird6414]

That’s a god tier pfp

[@craigh5236]

It looks like they tried to be an ally making this film but still ended up making the same old stereotypes all over again. The wife suddenly finding out he is gay. The gay stripper/dancer. The religious angle. etc. It looks like they just went down the checklist.

[@sympathiclilac2391]

The main one is the non-satisfying ending. Because we all know the lgbtqs can't be happy at the end of anything

[@everylaurenislemons]

The creator of the film is actually gay though

[@sympathiclilac2391]

@@everylaurenislemons That doesn't mean they can't create something that is just a massive old stereotype

[@everylaurenislemons]

@@sympathiclilac2391 tru

[@charmandyorton006]

Gay movie cliches?

[@TheREALSimagination]

When she yelled "I'll be gay too and then we can both get married again, okay?", that made my evening, because it's totally how gay works for either sex compared to each other

[@michaelboyd395]

I'm gay, and between this thing and Q-Force I think I'm now homophobic as well.

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

q force turned me homophobic 😔

[@mophead_xu]

someone responded to q-force trailer with, "just call me a slur like a normal person" and i still think it's hysterical. (and appropriate.)

[@justobserving546]

tbh terrible representation of lgbtq+ people makes me so homophobic as a panromantic demisexual nonbinary person

[@thenameismary4874]

Honestly I'd be willing to give it a watch if nothing more than to laugh at it

[@tnl-warrior3218]

@@iwakeupandboomimarat good

[@schlamuffenimperator9460]

Holy crap it really IS like birdemic. Almost expected Ben and Arthur to fight clip art priests with hangers.

[@rosereviews2492]

Would be a better movie if they did😂

[@kallemattila5870]

”There’s just something about a movie failing to convey its intended message through its own incompetence.” I get the feeling that you might enjoy The Life of David Gale

[@thatalchemistlady]

I had to watch that movie for school and I still don't think it was strictly educational material.

[@maylabrown4584]

That movie got infuriating with age personally

[@iamhere6893]

Can you explain why? Without spoilers if possible

[@iamhere6893]

Imdb seems very unhelpful in this case

[@thatalchemistlady]

@@iamhere6893 if I can help a bit, let's just say that there are a lot of gross tangents that are unrelated to the main cause/message.

[@riccardoleone4265]

When they show the straight-missionary pose in a gay sex scene I wonder if they're just making it just extra vanilla for the straights or implying that they're doing hardcore frottage

[@trashnaut]

Hardcore frottage omg

[@JudgeNicodemus]

I uhhhh... Don't know what frottage is... Please explain in graphic detail.

[@Jane_8319]

@@JudgeNicodemus rubbing roosters

[@maylabrown4584]

@@JudgeNicodemus Frontal Reciprocated Reach-Around

[@frisolaxod3835]

@@JudgeNicodemus When you rub the sticks it makes a fire but the fire is white

[@nobodyinparticular9640]

The Ben character kinda looks a bit like the "average enjoyer" meme dude, lol Also, that Jesus painting must've been done by the same guy behind Empress Theresa I guess.

[@oculttheexegaming2509]

Norman Boutin is at it again.

[@errortryagainlater4240]

We stan the Acrylic Jesus 😤🙏

[@JohnGalt916]

I'm getting triggered by the lack of trigger discipline

[@6Six6Six6Bruh]

Seriously

[@twu1909]

Yea and the berreta m9 at 7:14 isnt even cocked (Ik its double action but you would cock ur gun if you were approaching sombody)

[@EdgeyvonKarma]

Everything about this is outrageous and I'm still stuck on the fact that Ben never told his wife he wanted a divorce and cheated on her for three years and he's supposed to be the one we sympathize with in that conflict.

[@misterzygarde6431]

You know, I wouldn’t be surprised if the low budget was also due to how he correctly thought that major studios wouldn’t pick it up.

[@michaelortiz1561]

I mean....would you pick it up

[@tylerh2548]

@@michaelortiz1561 I would pick it up....but then, it's my job to pick up other people's trash and throw it away.

[@lukedk4614]

@@tylerh2548 You had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

[@jamiegreenberg8476]

this looked like a video of a bunch of highschoolers just fucking around and I'm honestly here for it

[@sassylittleprophet]

​@@jamiegreenberg8476SAME

[@tadeasburger8191]

The fact the boyfriend gets shot two times in a row under the exact same circumstances is one of the most hilarious examples of unintentional comedy I have ever seen.

[@tomclarke7034]

“It’s not gay if it’s a three way” As a gay bloke I’ve never heard this line but will start using it immediately

[@luciakaminski779]

You should totally check lonley island's 3-way music video. The chorus starts around 1:50.

[@seangambone8534]

...this sounds like it's out of a bi curious yaoi doujin

[@dermotmcquaid3692]

Is the Kissing Booth 3 haunting you in your dreams CJ???? You have my support mate!!!!! You'll get through it, don't worry!

[@Mr.HeisenbergTheCook]

Movie culture can consider itself saved 🙌

[@ieat10kittens94]

wooooooooh

[@giantpinkcat]

There's a 3RD Film?!

[@acidberry3630]

3? *dear god*

[@dermotmcquaid3692]

@@acidberry3630 Yes Sad to confirm

[@zak22wolftheultramanzenith35]

The attorney isn’t actually an attorney, she is an assistant.

[@charmandyorton006]

Ace-istant Attorney

[@pickchickens5286]

assassinstant

[@charmandyorton006]

@@pickchickens5286 AsSUStant

[@pickchickens5286]

@@charmandyorton006 nice

[@RThyrring]

Nah, just another intern, like the private investigator 😂

[@aidanaidan8662]

Jesus as drawn by Norman Boutin

[@Acidfrog475]

I hate how accurate that is...

[@ezrastardust3124]

Omgggg yes I knew it looked familiar 😂😂😂😂😂

[@cyberprime9355]

As bad as this film is...You can't deny one thing: Nice dance moves, Cynical

[@i_liek_bois]

"I'm a homosexual." Truly the line of all time.

[@aceinspaces]

I can't believe you didn't even mention the plywood and cardboard church set

[@strugglesnuggledslime7040]

When you give so little of a fuck that you dont even cut out a cross straight.

[@kaykutcher2103]

One sneeze and the whole thing will end up in never land.

[@blackmanta3243]

The fact that a a priest hired a Hitman.

[@blackmanta3243]

That sounds like straight from JJBA

[@ieat10kittens94]

destroyed by facts and logic

[@etrs]

The priest was Father Vittorio

[@blackmanta3243]

@@etrs No the priest is rerico pucchi

[@etrs]

@@blackmanta3243 Who?

[@EEEEEEEEEK]

“I can’t imagine Missionary is especially practical”… 100% proof you’re straight

[@AllisonMiller30]

Does the bottom put his legs up around his ears?

[@BARALover96]

Yeah i was confused why he didn't think missionary is possible between 2 men. But then yeah his str8.

[@grodcoyote6635]

@@BARALover96 I mean he does say not practical, not impossible

[@BARALover96]

@@grodcoyote6635 still wrong tho

[@evilovesperry]

@@BARALover96 depends.

[@markiangooley]

The “priest” is solidly non-Catholic. So is the church building or set or whatever. Holy water is just blessed water with a little blessed salt, though a priest has to do the blessings. Oh, well. It’s unintentionally funny.

[@punishedluke3406]

This movie is like, the views of a man who's very scared of gays and catholics... Everything sounds like a parody

[@SynthMusicWorld]

Kind of like how people think kosher foods have been blessed by a rabbi, when the reality is those foods are prepared per Jewish law under the supervision of a rabbi.

[@albuszx]

For me it's the naked baptism in a bathtub by a murderer and the acrylic paint Jesus icon

[@errortryagainlater4240]

@@punishedluke3406 he sounds like a centrist who's terrified of all sides 💀

[@v0id_d3m0n]

@@errortryagainlater4240 man just wants to grill... the priest alive

[@skeiththe3rd]

Good god, my parents refused to go to my wedding, but at least they didn't try to kill me or stop my wedding. These two have more drama than a lifetime tv show.

[@duckie8274]

Haha, my friend is in this movie. She is the girl with the curly hair that was pointing the gun (the wife)....she also knows it's a bad movie.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

It feels to me like this was something the creators wanted to get out there, and with noone to Fund the gays in the year of our lord 2002 they just had to make it themselves. Propably none of them were trained filmmaking/writing professionals, and even if they were propably only in one of the fields and that's it(lighting guy had to act and all that), so it that's why it's as bad as it is.

[@tylerh2548]

The film-making talent on display was maximum effort. Let that sink in.

[@michaelboyd395]

Gay here, I coulda made a better movie with $4.95 and a half-eaten reuben sandwich.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

@@michaelboyd395 maybe. In 2021. With some ammount of help.

[@maylabrown4584]

@@byrontheusurper6505 That's a terrible excuse, some gay guys wanted to make a movie and failed cause they're bad at it. Done and done.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

@@maylabrown4584 who the fuck is excusing this movie? I literally said they're shit at it in more friendly terms. I was just offering my reasoning as to how this movie came to fruition.

[@user-uw6mk5tr9p]

i relate to viktor more than the protags and im literally a lesbian

[@KaNoMikoProductions]

I wouldn't touch NordVPN with a ten-foot pole after they got hacked and only admitted it after being forced to by someone publishing their private key on Twitter.

[@evanceier8577]

WOW uh... good to friggin know, thanks.

[@NeonSonOfXenon]

Well poop, and here I was thinking that NordVPN was the only common sponsor worth considering

[@philio_2.0]

Wow...end of an era I guess?

[@TheAlexSchmidt]

I'm pretty sure NordVPN was hacked 2 years ago

[@sosaalexis48]

@@TheAlexSchmidt yeah, i think so too But they keep paying for sponsors and ads i guess?

[@robertinogochev3682]

"I'm homosexual." I don't think that's what a person would say.

[@BlindGirlUK]

As a lesbian, trust me, its not.

[@Steampunkfox143]

Yelling down an empty hallway: "Damn it Arthur! I need to know I can count on you!"

[@dashcamandy2242]

Neighbor down the hall: "How many times do I have to tell you to SHUT UP! I just put the kid down for a nap!"

[@angrymokyuu1951]

@@dashcamandy2242 Now if only we can figure out why he needs to count on the neighbor's kid.

[@magentapurpleyap5566]

*This is a friendly reminder that you're not done with Kissing booth.*

[@legzfalloffgirl5148]

😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

[@myralyra2404]

also we aren’t done with after

[@cassiecasserolie2654]

okay everyone don’t panic, 🌴Tropical Vermont🌴™️ isn’t real, it can’t hurt you

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

tropical vermont IS real and it is slowly approaching your location

[@thecheshire5762]

@@iwakeupandboomimarat oh god OH FU-

[@pixigirldust]

I’m apart of the LGBTQ myself, and finding good non-stereotypical LGBTQ+ representation in movies is like finding a needle in a haystack.

[@FataliiTea]

"-with alcohol and lube" Just make sure you don't confuse to the two

[@GloryHulle]

Yeah, I'd pay for that. I'd pay more for unlimited dancing CJ footage though. 🖤

[@darwinxavier3516]

@Ryan Gannon His eyes make me wanna hug him.

[@alexbrookes9201]

watching this made me remember my drama class in high school

[@dragonlord595]

This looks like something Doug Walker would make.

[@darwinxavier3516]

I was thinking that the whole vid.

[@roboturtle1429]

He should recreate this movie with linkara as the gay stereotype

[@the-NightStar]

@@roboturtle1429 1. Linkara is a thousand times more talented than Doug has ever been and 2. They do not work together and have not for nearly 2 years now.

[@roboturtle1429]

@@the-NightStar ok than have doug as the gay stereotype and have malcolm as the main character

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Wouldn't say a thousand times more talented.

[@EyeInTheSky982]

Quick question: Is everyone in this film a sociopath?? 🤔🤔

[@evanceier8577]

Yes.

[@crpalstuck2966]

Yeah pretty much

[@kaykutcher2103]

Very much so.

[@doxaforthesoul]

This movie is horrible and you obviously don’t get excommunicated from the Catholic Church for having a gay brother (or even being gay yourself), but the Pope’s words of support for gay marriage have already been revoked. The Church does not support LGBT rights and still considers homosexuality (or „homosexual deeds”, but it’s not really realistic to expect anyone to spend the rest of their lives in celibate) a sin. It depends on the place, but here in my country the priests call gay people degenerates and compare them to the coronavirus.

[@dragonslayersworkshop8598]

That’s awful. One of the main reasons I don’t like religion is because of all the homophobia that gets thrown around by particularly religious folks. I’m not too deeply religious, but I’d believe that God/Jesus would want people to come as they go, regardless of who they love and that kind of stuff.

[@theman6422]

@@dragonslayersworkshop8598 yeah. That’s what he wanted. That’s what Jesus preached. The problem here, is that everyone apparently forgot the time Jesus said “love your neighbor as you would love yourself, no matter if they’ve sinned or not”. It’s like traditional churches and Christians just abuse the bible so people can listen to them, when that is the thing Jesus didn’t want. Also, I don’t even believe homosexuality as a sin. Jesus nor God said that it was a sin, all they said was be nice to people, be charitable, and pray to big J in the sky. Really, it’s just the christian beliefs being twisted so then older folks can use it to defend their wrong opinions. I will support love, much like Jesus did when he was alive

[@ptlemon1101]

@@dragonslayersworkshop8598 Jesus said to them, “Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are entering the kingdom of God ahead of you. 32 For John came to you to show you the way of righteousness, and you did not believe him, but the tax collectors and the prostitutes did. And even after you saw this, you did not repent and believe him." Matthew 21:31-32. It's says prostitutes and tax collectors, but it could have been any type of sinner. If they can do it, so can homosexual people tbh

[@Maerahn]

Religion is a wonderful thing... until you have humans putting themselves in charge of 'running' it all. They're the ones that eff it all up, 99% of the time.

[@kyrohowe3156]

@@Maerahn the ones who messed it up the most is that gossip fools or Puritans who are just in it for attention and shun others. Really disrespected followers who do care for others

[@rebeccascott2197]

I saw the Redletter media review of this and I still chuckle to myself when I think of that. Good one to choose CJ because people don’t seem to know it so much.

[@jayeckson]

"Trust me, the cat was infinitely more interesting than the conversation." How I feel about most cats versus most conversations.

[@chilkootsailor492]

Therapist: "Homosexuloid Cynical doesn't exist, he can't hurt you" Homosexuloid Cynical: 0:05

[@cherrypopscile3385]

Its important to call out bad movies, even if they have good messages. Im gay, and I cant stand people hiding behind my sexuality to avoid criticism.

[@aristobrat4987]

im glad we all agree on henry cavill lmao

[@alptigin5438]

If you can't admit to being gay for at least one person, it means you're a repressed, self-loathing closet case.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

@Ryan Gannon but his face IS terribly handsome, so there's that

[@Jane_8319]

I mean gay men *can* do missionary you just need like, a pillow for elevation

[@YggdrasilAudio]

In some shots, Sam Mraovich looks like Ben Shapiro balding.

[@dragovin08]

To me he kinda looks like jared fogol at some angles

[@BlueSodaPop_]

This movie literally looks like a really old KZbin video and I can't get over it xD

[@luckyslob3359]

“I don’t make sense? YOU don’t make sense! I make sense! That’s what makes sense!” ~ Lady with a Gun

[@ayarriba9093]

The laughing and walking out at a customer in hospitality was relatable on a level I wasn't ready for

[@DragonNexus]

Not gonna lie, that scene of him laughing as he quits his dhitty job with the Karen complaining about sugar? Effing priceless. I had to pause to video to give myself time to laugh!

[@LittleMissLounge]

It was cool of Milo Yiannopoulous to take a break from his busy schedule of being "ex-gay" to time travel back to the early 2000s and essentially play himself, er, I mean Victor.

[@jesse3391]

15:12 I....i'm sorry? Did the main super religious villain of the movie who's main drive is saving his gay brothers soul shoot and kill somone without a second thought? Who does he think he is, the cristain church during the medieval ages?

[@jesse3391]

Ah that was the lawyer, point still stands

[@johtojunkie7190]

This feels like a live action version of Dingo Pictures.

[@KrimzonFlygon1]

*YEE*

[@StefunnyStrange]

I feel like we're picking at low hanging fruit here. There's no way this had a budget over $1,000 and therefore should be left to suck in peace.

[@ArawnNox]

8:18 "What is this, a Chuck Tingle novel?" Hey, don't you go insulting Chuck Tingle that way. The man is actually a competent writer and actually does a decent job of absurdist parody. Seriously, check out Strange Aeon's review of his trans Harry Potter book. Its surprisingly good.

[@honestlythough7250]

the "accept jesus as you lord and savor. jesus." line is this movie's "you're tearing me a part lisa" and no one can convince me otherwise

[@senseweaver01]

"There's nothing wrong with this movie in principle...." [suggestive silence] "BUT" Fucking great hahaha

[@AnAverageGoblin]

this is comparable to Tommy's attempt at a sitcom

[@crane8819]

You know you've accomplished something great when your movie makes The Room look like a high quality production.

[@tanman7568]

You should review Gaurdians, it's this crazy superhero movie from Russia.

[@pontiusporcius8430]

Minigun wielding bear man.

[@AntediluvianRomance]

From Russia and Armenia. Starring a supersonic Kazakh.

[@Omnywrench]

Cynical Reviews: "I'm not a furry" Also Cynical Reviews: 0:05

[@Penhallam]

It was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen.

[@spacedoyster7686]

In my experience, going from the base to the tip is usually best. Doing the opposite tends to get...weird.

[@Acidfrog475]

Not if it's upside down

[@ZevonPrice]

This has nothing to do with anything, but I thought that the guy on the thumbnail was like a crappy photoshop of the face of one of the other Baldwin brothers in his younger days placed on some generic male model.

[@CaptBarbosa77]

I was coughing as I was watching this video and I wasn’t sure if it was because of the spicy chili I was eating or the poor quality of the movie.

[@suzbone]

Ben and Arthur gave you teh Covids

[@CaptBarbosa77]

@@suzbone Maybe it did!🤣

[@rockbottom2822]

Mike & Jay would label this movie a "Black Tank-Top production".

[@michaelboyd395]

And Mike would also make a Star Trek reference.

[@isaackane4931]

The OnlyFans mic-licking might be a joke, but that's always an option. Go full on furry smut and cash in. The only thing to decide would be to either shell out money for a proper fursuit or commission animations to do voice-over work for.

[@strugglesnuggledslime7040]

Didnt OnlyFan´s just announce they want to get rid of the smex? Dead platform walking,if you ask me.

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

@raped Slime That's so stupid. This is how Tumblr is dying. People wanted them to get rid of cp and sex bots - not get rid of any sexuality period

[@shinydiamondlady4416]

17:18 "Ian, what are you doing?" "I'm making Holy Water!" "How is it making Holy Water?" "I'm boiling the Hell out of it!" 😁😏

[@leiajiang7877]

Real gold

[@shinydiamondlady4416]

@@leiajiang7877 one of my favorites!

[@sarahouillette1357]

* insert Seinfeld theme *

[@shinydiamondlady4416]

@sarahouillette1357 You know that reference? Glad I'm not the only one who wanted to make that joke. 😁😄😃

[@asmahasmalaria8596]

I'd actually be very interested in how it would have ended up with at least some production value.

[@crpalstuck2966]

Im going to say basically The Room but gay

[@the-NightStar]

It would have been like The Room

[@melaaajasummers9117]

I’ll pay you NOT to start an onlyfans

[@rhodrage]

Onlyfans. But people pay him not to post.

[@melaaajasummers9117]

@@rhodrage I said onlyfans?

[@melaaajasummers9117]

@Ryan Gannon I was kidding because of the microphone lick at the end LOL my standards are very low

[@rhodrage]

@@melaaajasummers9117 Yes. I was adding to your comment, not correcting.

[@peenyyt4921]

@@melaaajasummers9117 yes they knew that

[@zubatmain]

"Visually, it looks terrible." Now that's controversial

[@lazarusthibodeaux]

…Not the premiere music…not the premiere…not the premiere music…

[@ugh_dad]

Movie: He wants to kill his brother to free him from the demons that are making him gay. CR: That's not how Christianity works Me in the bible belt of the US where we have some denominations with real fun beliefs: ....ummmm....you know what, never mind, one of us should still sleep well

[@ECL28E]

It's super-duper amateur-hour filmmaking, but there's an air of passion to it; and unlike Wiseau and Breen, there isn't an air of narcissism to it. Mraovich doesn't portray himself as alien-techno Jesus

[@cloudypie9466]

Intention vs execution is quite the conundrum.

[@KEYBLADE4BUY2]

For all aspiring future writers/filmmakers please take this one piece of advice... Before it is anything (diverse/lgbtq friendly/positive message etc.) your film needs to be enjoyable... This doesn't mean your it needs to be good it just means that whoever watches it shouldn't be walking away believing they wasted their time.

[@Nolan65775]

I don't think the final moments of the film are just a reference, It's like word-for-word a reenactment of it just replaced the names. I don't know if the guy behind it all got lazy or just a huge fan of that movie, or at least that segment of it, but when I first saw Red Letter Media's video on it and they talked about the ending and heard the dialogue from the clip they were showing, it was just too much. I then looked it up and saw for myself how close it was both strange and kinda suspicious. Honestly didn't know how any of them didn't address it or comment on it.

[@AntediluvianRomance]

That's what reference looks like when you have a narration gift of an average teenager.

[@IlaxBros95]

It's weird to say, but Victor is the best actor. At least he believes in his lines enough to make them interesting.

[@nitrocharge2404]

I know what my gag gift for Christmas will be now

[@bayonetababe9697]

He reminds me of Neil Breen in the sense that he did everything. Neil acts, writes, and produces which can be standard but he does all the hair and makeup and craft service. He also can’t act, write, or direct so they got that in common too.

[@pepepoopsonthefarright7531]

indiscernible orange footage accompanied by scott joplin's 'the entertainer' the perfect intro for a film concerning lgbt rights... i think

[@o.lyandzberg2784]

13:53 "So they fly back to Califonia, by FedEx apparently..." Did somebody deliver *gays* ?

[@lisah-p8474]

If you don't have any talents or skills related to film making.... then maybe just don't make a film?? Like, I don't know how to safely build a house, so I'm not going to build a sh*tty house and charge people to stay in it. You can make all the student films and experimental movies you want, but you don't have to distribute them. 😬 I think this guy has a humiliation kink.