Which NFL QBs Would I Let Date My Daughter?

This question has gotten popular lately so of course it got me thinking. Which QBs would I let date my daughter, and which QBs need to stay at least 500 yards away at all times? I think I nailed this pretty well tbh.
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[@mistertaz94]

Zach Wilson is safe for your daughter. It's your wife you should fear for with him. 😂

[@theyluvshxrky]

Wife friend

[@coasterhockygamingboy9549]

Chad

[@charliecamden3431]

Dawg

[@DKMetcaIf]

🤣

[@ultimategotea]

He might just go straight for his mom, even

[@JordyzProductions3]

POV : You're watching this after Zack Wilson was dating his mom's best friend

[@wheelz15]

Me lmao

[@lysolkills99oftherona42]

I was looking for this comment.lol he nailed it

[@JordyzProductions3]

@@wheelz15 lol

[@bezllama3325]

Yup

[@MrBruh-pt7bi]

"On the other hand, the Bengals have signed basically every offensive lineman on the planet this offseason which tells me Burrow really values protection"

[@mr.waffles4714]

lol

[@youngsavage7639]

The Deshaun Watson one was funny as heck lol

[@slickviccomedy]

I'd say the same for my daughter. TBH no one and I mean no one is good enough for our daughters. #goodfather

[@trishhastings7027]

Nobody wants Deshaun Watson unless if you’re a complete crazy demon. Just like Michael Vick would be.

[@serenahutton9970]

Lol

[@eelektrosstrain]

I mean, as long as his daughter doesn’t become a masseuse nothing will happen 😂

[@ClevelandBrowns3694]

I'm a Cleveland Browns fan and I still have no arguments with putting Deshaun Watson in the stay the fuck away from my daughter category.

[@robotsactavate]

“Burrow really values protection” 🤣

[@thatoneguy9473]

Jimmy G should be in a category all his own. Not only is he considered the most attractive QB1, but he's also known for being an all around great guy.

[@B-Mag]

Dude is a real catch. The only problem is his taste in women

[@dancampbell6444]

He doesn't beat Trevor Lawrence🥵

[@ClevelandBrowns3694]

I don't know man, I wouldn't want my daughter dating someone who dated a pornstar.

[@thatoneguy9473]

@@ClevelandBrowns3694 fair enough

[@ClevelandBrowns3694]

@@thatoneguy9473 Just to be clear, I'm not exactly criticizing him for that. I just wouldn't want my daughter dating someone with that type of taste in women. That's all I'm saying.

[@ethanarndtmusic]

Zach Wilson.... unproblematic... that aged well 😂

[@ClevelandBrowns3694]

Um yeah, I wouldn't want Zach Wilson dating my daughter. He's a weirdo.

[@coasterhockygamingboy9549]

@@ClevelandBrowns3694 he’d date your mom

[@bigdubya001]

@@ClevelandBrowns3694 but what about him dating your mom?

[@FreshPrincex4]

​@@ClevelandBrowns3694he'd be more busy trying to get at the mother.

[@ClevelandBrowns3694]

@@FreshPrincex4 That would be even worse tbh.

[@b.r.7404]

"Do not even come near my zip code" 👏👏👏 you killed it!

[@beehockey136]

Please do more tier list like this. Just goofy idea for how to rank them😂. Like most likely to knock up my daughter. Or most likely to die by slipping on a banana peel 🍌

[@benchwarmerbran]

This is more or less the plan tbh

[@ShAdOwPuNk1995]

Oh most likely to die from slipping on a banana peel is 1000% Sam Darnold!

[@Ice_Prod116]

@@benchwarmerbran Bench Warmer Bran has a daughter?😂

[@youtubeuser9090]

Bro the joe burrow one 💀 benchwarmerebran not for kids

[@sjoldzic10]

"most likely to die by slipping on a banana peel" Daniel Jones is in a tier of his own on that one lmao

[@DominicDumo.]

Deshaun Watson had me dead😂💀

[@ClevelandBrowns3694]

He literally had to make a special category for Deshaun.🤣🤣🤣

[@thelongestyoutubechannelev6433]

@@ClevelandBrowns3694 lol 😅 I😅😅😅😅

[@charlesatkinson4340]

Him on Tom Brady: “We’re not gonna take age into account, just personality.” Literally the next sentence “He’s rich as heck” Lol 😂

[@hatchet3755]

with Zach Wilson, your daughter would be safe... just don't introduce the mom

[@brianclemons3979]

I’m a packers fan and I was dead when he put Aaron Rodgers on the absolutely not list😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@amberausmus4242]

Same XD

[@lizzybethnj617]

I agree with him. Never

[@caponebd7941]

Extremely impressed that you managed to detect that there was something up with Zack Wilson before everyone else

[@dacoolboy2449]

As a Bills fan I love Josh Allen. He's a perfect fit for Buffalo. From what I've seen he's a great guy, loves to joke around and make you laugh but is serious when he needs to be. And the way he interacts with fans is so fun. I remember watching a game in his rookie season and the commentators were talking about him and how they interviewed him and they said his maturity is unbelievable

[@FutureVision11]

When you said girls don’t like short guys I was like “isn’t he like 5’11”” 😂 Shout out to Herbert ⚡️⚡️⚡️

[@darianclark3980]

Barry McCockiner approves this video lol Edit: You should had put Jimmy Garrapolo a Tier above 100% Yes aka name it Step-Dad

[@mightymidget7181]

Jimmy’s handsomeness should’ve let him create a new tier on his own

[@Cam-wk6ty]

one of my favorite and most talented creators rn. love to see you on yt.

[@sirdragon9256]

I didn't even need to hear Deshaun Watson's name and it was a hard NO from me. Subscribed from TikTok. You're hilarious. Keep up the GREAT work 👍

[@AustinBryner]

Came from Instagram to watch this absolutely loved it!!!! LMAO keep up the great work man!

[@DoncicEditz]

The Deshaun Watson was really funny

[@thelastpineappleboy6143]

this is great keep up the great work

[@ryanschultz4119]

Nice to see your KZbin channel gaining traction bro! Love the content! And SUBBED!👍👊

[@GDaddyTx]

Got to more rankings, this was hilarious!!!😂😂😂😂

[@LesgoSaquon]

The Deshaun Watson one had me dying

[@ShAdOwPuNk1995]

As a pretty big Panthers fan, I 100% agree with your take on Darnold! There’s just something about the dude. I can’t wait for Matt Corrall to take over!

[@tyroddam]

Baker szn

[@josephhanicak7922]

Russel Wilson is corny as hell, but he seems like a genuinely great dude. Being earnest is truly one of those virtues that can get you by in life, even if you're as corny as Wilson.

[@orangeduckduck2996]

This aged as well as cows milk

[@joshuafleegler5766]

I already liked your shorts and didn't know you were a pats fan, 100% increase in respect

[@drewtorgerson296]

Hey man love the content

[@mistergamez7074]

Tua up but still it was super funny and great content.

[@PSU232]

You should've made a row for Jimmy above 100% guy is such a loyal dude.

[@sportsgamingcentral4944]

The Watson one had me cracking up

[@blueandredspiders]

The Zach Wilson pick aged like well 💀

[@conorreedR2C]

Lmao I got a KZbin shorts ad during the Kyler Murray segment

[@bradycooper1379]

Greatest video ever

[@joobiejoobie9349]

Zach Wilson now: 💀

[@cdisney2979]

Dude I love your tiktoks haha 😂

[@ricohendrixpro]

My “Absolutely Not” list was way longer than that 😂😂.

[@yoyo137]

Bro should have done this before “COUGARNATION”😂

[@danstark5071]

This needs to be updated after the Zach Wilson news

[@isabelleflournoy9439]

Gotta do another list now for Geno and the other new qb's

[@alysonfrey8060]

finally some baker love!!!

[@jonnykofoid2567]

The Mariota one it turned out perfect because he’s such a nice guy

[@anthonyrando1098]

Here from TikTok!!!! You’re my favorite favorite

[@benchwarmerbran]

Thanks bro! Happy to have you here

[@sahilthedisciple]

Here from Tik Tok. Love this video man, keep up the great content!

[@benchwarmerbran]

Let’s go! Thanks for coming over man, plenty more to come

[@mr.fishyboy3051]

Wsp man love the yt and tik tok content

[@benchwarmerbran]

Ayy what’s good man thank you 🙏

[@eskuro1677]

They sure did age well😂😂

[@mr.unknown3656]

Burrow really values protection took me a sec to figure that out lmao but burrow is a super nice confident guy

[@dolphinsfan8298]

When he created the one for deshaun Watson I started crying laughing

[@danielguel1897]

Mitch: one tweet Baker: had a whole freaking police video

[@noahazure4330]

Good vid👍

[@lanndenschiets9093]

Big ups for the stuff you said on dak very true btw

[@reynozeno8832]

can we get an update with the starters at the end of the season

[@geekymetalhead5112]

Zach Wilson: Stacy's Mom gets louder

[@elliottpotter7982]

“ That burrow really values protect”😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Little sus

[@imbatmam4760]

You should do running backs or recievers next

[@Stax2High]

Dads dont like drama queen boyfriends or guys that cant offer their daughter job security so wrs & rbs are a no go.

[@tracedinucciglennongaming9916]

BROO THE BURROW ONE😂😂😂

[@28Maniacs]

He really values protection

[@austinflake3938]

Regarding Zach Wilson, he attended BYU. Need I say more? Well, in case I do, BYU has no Greek system. However, If he’s as careless with your daughter as he is with the ball however, well there you go.

[@jeremyness2395]

we're just going off of personality then immediately says he's super rich lol

[@jeffvocke7902]

Him: Joe Burrow really values protection Me: Good one 😂

[@Youtuberemovesallmycomments]

Damn dawg I did not realize u did full vids I thought it was just shorts and I always thought u were hilarious and wanted to see more. You gotta post some shorts that reference ur full vids and pin the link in the comments! Just an idea to get more people to see ur content but I probably should’ve checked ur page too lol

[@dksde2]

Please do this with RBs

[@parkerdavis7859]

I was in the same boat for Sam until the Bussin with the Boys interview he did. Now I'm on team 100%, he's just a surfer dude trapped in a weird mishmash of body types with little media presence.

[@kimyona9746]

Sam is funny because he's chubby, mobile, and ripped all at the same time.

[@basedeffect2610]

"I'm pretty open minded with people dating my daughter " There's your first problem buddy.

[@saydaddy91]

Matt Ryan reminds me of a character from my favorite podcast. He’s the main character Clicks son in law and click hates him not because he’s a bad guy but because he’s an account with the most vanilla personality to match

[@Michael_78]

Past and present or just present?.....Terry Bradshaw is a looker 👀 🤣

[@mattclairedad]

Love the videos but if u could up video resolution I appreciate

[@tavicsummerville]

Russel Wilson boutta be like: BechwarmerBran's daughter, let's ride

[@jimmybutler970]

3:04 had me dying

[@kkmdew09]

When you mentioned Tannehill wife I was like “huh, I don’t know if ive ever seen him with someone around his arm on the sidelines etc.” Googled him to get to her. He’s definitely got that dawg in him.

[@detective_8995]

Hi I’m such a fannnn

[@benchwarmerbran]

Yo! Thank you :)

[@bradolson3510]

How did I not figure out ur a pats fan? I assumed u were a Packer fan after I saw you so exited calling one of their games. Damn I wish I knew how to post and edit content

[@jadebethel7556]

The thumbnail sent me here 😂

[@dinosoar658]

That Zach Wilson ranking aged well

[@kcasternews368]

Watching this after the trey lance video

[@Clavijo_561]

Tua he's to be 100% yes he's the nicest most heartwarming person in the league

[@StarWarsMultiverse]

EVERYBODY WAS WAITING FOR DESHAUN

[@tropicalstorm24]

I was deceased 😂

[@davidkuhlman8004]

Trevor is the teenager girl poster boy

[@shanedorward8591]

The mom incident

[@michaeljones155]

Me at the beginning of the video seeing the "Absolutely Not" and knowing who's going there

[@morganrigsbee4274]

coming back to this year later there so many absolutely not

[@jairemedia]

The Zach Wilson one lol

[@Ezunit1991]

Wana revisit that Zach Wilson one?

[@thelonggame9166]

3:51 Don't let your account logged in near trolls!

[@peedogg02]

Mac gets me lol

[@jamesbilliot7592]

Will you change zach Wilson's place

[@ijamhxc4him09]

Zach Wilson pick aged well since this was posted lol

[@noni5961]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was waiting for that one. The one that shall not be named.

[@Mrkiddballer15]

Nah the Watson one had me cryin when he looked at the computer then back at us. I’d probably have a similar list except imma move baker and jameis to the nothin personal but nah list

[@patrickm1]

Jameis belongs in Deshaun Watson tier. Also considering Baker cheated on his wife I'd say that's an automatic absolutely not.

[@shanepinkney5678]

Each day I figure out my favorite youtubers are also patriots or red sox fans like me

[@jonathanheuker6890]

Kyler Murray’s bed time is 8 anyway. Haha

[@thelonggame9166]

8:25 Granted, this after the video was made, but, if it were my daughter...absolutely not!

[@everythingfootball8620]

Mathew Stafford, Jimmy J, Justin Herbert,

[@TommyBuckets1208]

Russ left his high school sweet heart

[@HalLso]

me waiting for desuan watson

[@kevintrinh1643]

Jimmy g kyler Murray and Zach Wilson lol the Zach Wilson take needs a dependable research day before lol

[@approductions0969]

I love what he does to desan watson

[@bradysmith3871]

The Zack Wilson “similar to Mac being unproblematic” did not age well

[@Primetime210]

Yessss! Get Watson out of your zipcode Yessssssss 🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOL