NFL QBs as Fast Food Restaurants

Today we answer the age-old question: If NFL QBs were fast food restaurants, which fast food restaurants would they be?
Wait, I'm being told no one's ever asked that question? Ah, well, nevertheless.
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[@ChanningBeckert1979]

In-N-Out should’ve been Dak Prescott because Dak Prescott goes in the playoffs and he’s right out first round

[@joshuaeason3426]

Good joke, Dak is better than his playoff record says. The rest of the team, and how they perform matters too.

[@djl3485]

@@joshuaeason3426 Whatever you say cowboy lover

[@coop_dawg207gaming2]

Cowboy meat riding Fr

[@joshuaeason3426]

@djl3485 I'm not a cowboy lover, I just see the talent being wasted by an organization that doesn't take winning seriously.

[@NaschC101]

​@@coop_dawg207gaming2 Every Dallas Hater

[@FobbyAzn]

Jared Goff is Chicken Shack, good enough for us in Detroit, not good anywhere else.

[@Lionswinthebowl]

Jared the goat

[@Lionswinthebowl]

Also made me sad he said overpay

[@Spartan_Virtus]

As a Detroit native you’ve just made me realize I’ve never seen a a chicken shack elsewhere

[@EvanEbert-mf6zb]

I live in Minnesota and I have never seen or heard of Chicken Shack

[@camerond1959]

Vegas

[@cubingcraft2]

trevor lawrence, specifically this year, was mcdonald’s ice cream machine. it was good when it was working, not the best, but still good, but isn’t always working. kirk cousins is panera. idk if this counts as “fast food”, but just generally mid food with some good things sprinkled in, however has gotten rid of some of the good things over time

[@PS-ub3kt]

lol and you have to PAY for what you get. Good comparison

[@cubingcraft2]

@@PS-ub3kt yea the prices at panera track too with kirk lol

[@BrysonPitts06]

Panera is not mid bro try the pizza😉

[@cubingcraft2]

@@BrysonPitts06 i have. i think it’s mid

[@BrysonPitts06]

@@cubingcraft2 try the chicken sandwich!! 😩

[@W3SXX7]

“Kids grilled cheese wacky pack”

[@epictrickshots8327]

I am a Vikings fan, but I still feel like McCarthy is disrespected. I know he’s not the most exciting prospect but people are giving him more hate than he deserves in my opinion.

[@mattw8350]

@@epictrickshots8327how does your Vikings fandom help your case here lol

[@epictrickshots8327]

@@mattw8350 they aren’t helping but I really don’t think he will be a huge bust, but I’m not an expert so who really knows, I just listen to Vikings podcasts and stuff.

[@gillermoesqueda6183]

lol

[@miloharrison1669]

Jesus loves you repent of your sins and turn to Jesus with faith and trust Roman’s 10:9

[@kennystrawser3220]

That Bryce Young one killed me 🤣 But I must admit... I like arby's.. please don't hate me.. haha

[@uhhwth2705]

Arbys is awesome, that chicken bacon and Swiss with some curly fries and poppers, damn...

[@theslotwhisperer5513]

yo arby's slaps the curly fries are awesome and they have a really good buffalo chicken sandwich...they get a bad rep for nothing

[@KingMe4924]

I came here looking for the other Arby’s fans. I’ve found my people.

[@samuellanghus1455]

@@theslotwhisperer5513 EYYYYYY! MY BROTHERS!

[@cameronzwicke5761]

Arby's curly fries need I say more!!!

[@OlynJohnson...]

6:52 2 words. Curly Fries

[@yaj_yaj]

Also their gyros are underrated

[@ijustsneezed3321]

If your only good menu item is your fries you do not have a good restaurant

[@pbkayakyer]

​@@ijustsneezed3321 they have tons of other stuff, but they're known for the curly fries. Kinda like McDonald's is known for their fries.

[@ijustsneezed3321]

@@pbkayakyer none of their other stuff is good

[@samuellanghus1455]

@@ijustsneezed3321 Hard disagree. I strongly dislike their cheese roast beef sandwiches, and I typically don’t trust breaded fish sandwiches from _any_ fast food joint: but I like literally everything else. Buffalo chicken sandwiches and ALL SIDES are _really_ good. Besides the crinkle fries. Dunno why those came to be.

[@Robby43932]

I like the raising canes comparison for Brock Purdy.. although I’d argue he’s the sauce.. which is some thing I never thought I’d say

[@kmarasin]

Underrated comment

[@henryleeCabin54]

You make a good point because a lot of player had there best seasons under purdy

[@henryflemming]

Arby's jalapeno poppers are lit Also Cousins and Jones massively oversized contracts remind me of Hardee's massively oversized burgers

[@johncampbell1191]

Especially with that bronco berry sauce. Chef's kiss!

[@Austin81024]

This is one of my favorite videos you've ever done. These were all great matches. The Bryce Young one killed me especially as a Chick-fil-A connoisseur

[@lee-daniels]

We’re missing out in Philly area. no Jersey Mikes, Hot Chicken, In and Out.. but Hurts is definitely 5 Guys.

[@FamilyGuyRoks6]

we got wawa doe wawa is goated

[@griffins750]

Once your out side of Philly (north Delaware valley, right smack in between NYC and Philly) you get a little bit of everything, Five Guys, Jersey Mikes, Cheesesteak places, good Pizza etc etc

[@Swaggmire215]

Jersey Mike's is in philly and it's just ok it's over priced honestly. And I heard in and out is just meh

[@williamfraim883]

@@FamilyGuyRoks6 Wawa used to be amazing. Once they started expanding all the small stores to super wawas and stopped using fresh sliced deli meats and cheeses they went downhill.

[@thatguy45177]

Wawa

[@alphabrews3828]

The rookies being Sonic makes sense with every Sonic seemingly offering varying quality of the food depending on the store you stop at.

[@advancedstupidity5459]

That Arby's slander is CRAZY. That roast beef is 🔥🔥🔥 and they have the best chocolate shake on the market.

[@21bigtiger]

The Arby’s slander is outrageous

[@Waffle77362]

A kids grilled cheese wacky pack is sonethint I didn't know existed but now that i know it exists i will not stop laughing at that name for 3 hours 😂

[@justin4203]

Trevor Lawrence wasn't even in high school when Kirk Cousins started his NFL Career.

[@revan5293]

I live five minutes away from an In-N-Out. It’s hard to want any other fast food burger when that’s so close.

[@WiddlPeppuwu-sx3rx]

Apparently I live 3 minutes away from one of the two del tacos within 150 miles ( and like 60 minutes from the other ones) tbh del taco is better than taco bell in my experience

[@christiansmith1895]

The Lamar Jackson Taco Bell is so accurate that us Raven fans make jokes about his yearly bubble guts around thanksgiving and Christmas.😂😂😂

[@craig-vs1jj]

“No more gas station shrimp & lobster” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@airmokler]

Kids grilled cheese wacky pack got me dead 😂💀😭

[@ogcapo5812]

I love Arby's no Arby's slender please

[@AtomicMemes915]

Yeah that roast beef burger goes hard 🥶

[@ChicagoMadisonWesternRR]

As a Wisconsinite Jordan Love should have been compared to Culvers. It’s worth the wait!

[@ninjahansen1]

Cheers to that!

[@zuldagamer1875]

I kid you not as I’m watching the Arby’s part, I’m eating curly fries and a roast beef sandwich from Arby’s.

[@vice7784]

I wish I was

[@Bilski86]

The double beef and cheddar and their cheese sticks are life altering 😆

[@ImTMZ]

I swear, I was with my Dad and we had Wendy's, Arby's, McDonald's, and Burger King in the area. He said he prefers Arby's and it took everything in me to not look at him like he was an alien

[@mattrood8267]

Always my go to. The double beef and cheddar with curly fries and Arby's sauce for fry dipping

[@user-nw7cm8de4x]

the roast beef sandwich is nasty

[@nurse0857]

I like Arby’s. Admittedly I only eat it a few times a year, but it’s good every time.

[@user-en9qd5nx8w]

Arby's actually has some pretty good menu items lately. The Wagyu burger they sometimes have is one of the better fast food burg's out there. The chicken salad sandwich on wheat bread is great and a somewhat healthy choice when talking fast food. Cherry danish thing is super yummy . The classic Arbys roast beef (RB, get it, Ar-by), hasn't changed, so ya, Benchwarmer, there is a reason they're still around.

[@TillmanStudios]

Of fast food restaurants, Burger King is the only one I truly despise. That would've been the one I would've used for those three. Arby's curly fries are fantastic, and the rest of their food is at least decent to good, depending on the Arby's in your area. The only thing that I would say is that it's way too expensive for mediocre food. I can let that slide for Chick-Fil-A, but Arby's is definitely overpricing their food.

[@miguelvazquez2239]

I just hag Arby’s a few times and everything was good but overpriced

[@kentholle2166]

Arby’s came into its own after the whole Jon Stewart thing. I think a better comparison would be Hardee’s, which promised a premium experience while underdelivering and leaving a bad taste in my mouth every time I’ve tried them.

[@user-en9qd5nx8w]

@@kentholle2166 We have the Carls Jr version of Hardees, pretty much the same thing. It used to be pretty good, about 10-15 years ago, but has gone down hill recently. The one near me actually closed, the service honestly kept getting worse and worse so I wasn't surprised it closed. Crappy service, food quality that was declining, yep all signs point to going out of business.

[@dylantodd9574]

The chic fil a take was epic.

[@merkyofaycemfx2944]

the BK and DQ disrespect is absolutely diabolical

[@bennett597]

The DQ-Fields one was too accurate

[@peterdenten]

Which QB would be Culvers, tho? It is excellent food but isn't available to everyone and is still growing.

[@JupiterGamingEX]

5 days later, you have your answer. I think it's no one right now but it will be Michael Penix jr. in the future -- Really good, but not many people really know about him.

[@ninjahansen1]

Somebody else posted the answer, so I can't take credit, but it's Jordan Love. Had to wait a little longer but it's because it was worth it. Comes with a side of cheese curds too!

[@Baby_Valentine]

A Green Bay QB, whom else?

[@scottsummers4707]

This was awesome!!! Very creative love it thank you dude keep creating.

[@hunterreid7782]

That five guys comp had me dying! And you hit the Dak one spot on as much as it hurts. Hilarious content, keep up the good work! Always a great day when you upload, I know I’m gonna get a good laugh!

[@SuperSaiyanBroku]

Harold and Kumar would be involved with Geno Smith

[@mudman619]

Arby's catching strays. Arby's survives bc they fill a niche. Plus two words: curly fries.

[@konvinced1599]

With cheese 😋

[@philliphoffman4611]

Great video! I love the longer term videos but shorts and other stuff is great too. Keep it up

[@robertpaige4505]

Nathan Peterman is that prepackaged sushi at WalMart: No one likes it, no one buys it, but it keeps popping up in the cooler.

[@DumbAndDumberMC]

As a Panthers fan I feel violated

[@user-nw7cm8de4x]

are you going to deny it though?🤷‍♀

[@DumbAndDumberMC]

@@user-nw7cm8de4x yes

[@kamvex1788]

Me. I'm the one keeping Arby's open. THEY HAVE THE MEATS! They just have to give me back mY POTATO CAKES DAMNIT!!

[@dclark142002]

The loss of potato cakes has really driven me away from Arbys of late. I miss them too.

[@larrygiles8556]

This was a great vid. We need more of these.

[@saltyjello_]

i really enjoy this channel. i appreciate talking about sports in unique and refreshing ways

[@JB-tl8rj]

4:47 Baker Mayfield is also associated with Cheesecake Factory

[@BrysonPitts06]

Salo

[@richb1016]

Got ‘em.

[@BrysonPitts06]

@@richb1016 got what

[@huchlvr]

Not fast food, though.

[@dolphinsfan1712]

@@huchlvrbaker ain’t the speediest

[@Ravnicanhobbit]

I will not stand for the Arby's slander.

[@darrellwebb5310]

Love your content. Hilarious. Great work.

[@g4g3_k95]

the ones keeping arby’s open is my family, my parents and sister love it for some reason i’ve only ever gotten their jalapeño poppers

[@uga.thunderyt9371]

I just got hungry for Arby’s (I like Arby’s and Saints fan ironic )

[@20Unknown]

Ha! I just had Arby's today for lunch and am watching this video tonight thinking, I like Arby's at least twice a month. Good change of pace.

[@uga.thunderyt9371]

@@20Unknown for me it is so underrated

[@SnuggieMaple]

I love Arby’s maybe Canadian Arby’s is different but I’ve never had a bad experience there idk but I’d also like to state that despite all the hate Arby’s making billions a year

[@russell2329]

One of your craziest and greatest analysis videos!

[@toddmiller2812]

Dude, you are freaking hilarious!!!! I love all your content.

[@aclonecone]

cj stroud and jordan love are literally just the same person 3 years apart

[@MikeSparksMusic]

I think you should’ve took that “how are they still around” energy towards Long John Silvers instead of Arby’s. I don’t always go to Arby’s (only when we get coupons because they are so damn expensive) but I feel they have decent options when I go there. Long John Silver’s seems like worse quality to me and I am always shocked when I see one open and there are customers inside of it.

[@TheNightOwl11683]

There's a running joke that LJS is still open is because it's a drug money laundering front much like Los Pollos Hermanos in Breaking Bad & Better Call Saul

[@michaelguenther7105]

Their shrimp tacos are awesome though.

[@TheNightOwl11683]

@@michaelguenther7105 I'll go there once in a blue moon for their fish & chicken combo & add some shrimp if I can afford it.

[@revrondog]

Great video Bran!

[@OwenPannell]

this is actually so funny ngl, and accurate. great job man

[@krazykp1]

Del Taco is low key underrated. Chicken soft tacos 🤤

[@codysorenson4298]

Sorry but beef and cheddar from Arby's is great

[@kharilane1340]

Don't work there. You'll see what its made from.

[@cameronzwicke5761]

​@@kharilane1340 that can be said about almost every fast food joint.

[@kharilane1340]

@@cameronzwicke5761 Having worked at several I can say from experience Arby's is the only one I wouldn't eat at even though we got a discount. I would walk to the Jack in the Box next door and pay full price instead of eating what Arby's calls roast beef!!!

[@TanmanC]

Fun idea! Love the comps you did!

[@djblakk86]

This was so awesome! I was real unsure of the premise of this video but it worked so well!

[@stillatwork]

DQ's burgers are pretty decent, better than BK or McD at the very least, but yeah they are known for the blizzard only so the comparison is apt

[@user-en9qd5nx8w]

Peanut buster parfait, still the same as it was 30 years ago, thats my go to. But ya, the Blizzards are good stuff too.

[@MikeSparksMusic]

I don’t mind DQ’s burgers but I like McDs burgers better than DQ burgers. Yeah, DQ is mainly known for Blizzards.

[@Hawk8083]

It is i keeping Arby’s alive

[@jamesfarrell8339]

Great video I loved it

[@spidamitchell8311]

Herbert and T laws excuses are comical

[@user-sw8id5vn5h]

Honestly I didn’t expect Bryce young to be chick fli a but it makes sense

[@alanbauermeister5631]

Arby's Gyros are 🔥🔥🔥

[@AsherAldridge-gb6iu]

Hey love your stuff man

[@Mason_Reed7]

All these are creative and hilarious and that five guys Jalen hurts one took a twist first video I’ve watched always seen yo shorts salute

[@kylecavagnaro7907]

Was this just a huge ad sponsor lmao

[@sbp69]

Naw, Stafford is firehouse subs (better than jersey mikes)

[@mitchellb4551]

facts and just to pissoff the cowboys I would say arguably better than subway

[@sbp69]

@@mitchellb4551 it is

[@Eddieavina123]

Love your video and keep up the great work you are awesome

[@EagPhilFly76Union]

How do you think of such unique analogies bro? I loved this video. I agree with all your comparisons pretty much. Keep grinding out fantastic content!

[@bobafett6313]

Deshawn Watson= Arby's "We have the meats"

[@bobisblue7565]

Tommy Devito = Ovil gadern an Italian disgrace

[@SweetMeat924]

If mac jones was in this video what fast food restaurant so y’all think he’d be? I personally think he would be church’s chicken

[@theslotwhisperer5513]

Jack in the Box bc he's a giant clown

[@eyechartny]

Roy Rogers or Kenny Rogers, because his career is as dead as those two are. Though that could apply to Zach Wilson or Kenny Pickett as well.

[@harrygough2810]

You’re takes are on point and based! Lovin it!

[@sixpathsoframen333]

3:39 The 5 guys one with Hurts is so true, good pull man

[@irexrampage7257]

Not me watching this in an Arby’s 💀💀💀

[@Frosty_tha_Snowman]

Mahomes is definitely Whataburger

[@SouthernArtist-gi8gr]

The Bryce Young one had me dying laughing 😂 especially bc it’s so true and I’m a Panthers fan and a CFA employee

[@stratosfire1943]

Ya know what, fun list and i liked a lot of the comparisons !

[@momokawashima9464]

For baker I would've done Cheescake Factory 😆

[@brettbrooks5511]

Cheesecake is not fast food

[@devinjones6670]

​@@brettbrooks5511cheesecake Factory serves fast food you think they only have cheesecake?

[@mitchellb4551]

@@devinjones6670 they would also work for the guy he made the sonic comparison to as they have a mile long menu

[@Will-fk2dk]

There will never, and I DO MEAN NEVER, be a time when White Castle is "just in the background"! You can compare whichever QB you like to White Castle, but there is nothing like pulling up to a drive-thru and announcing "I'll have a 30-Sack of Sliders, please. 4 Large Fries and 2 Large Cokes." Yes, that is ALL for 2 people for a weekend.

[@cameronzwicke5761]

No most people prefer to not give themselves diarrhea, and are usually 1 time consumers of White Castle, then forget about it forever after.

[@brittrugg2676]

I LOVE White Castle.

[@gillermoesqueda6183]

Great comparisons

[@Diwalia]

This is peak off-season content, but I'm all here for it.

[@Piggy-oink]

WHOA WHOA DONT DISS SUBWAY LIKE THAT YOU CAN CUSTOM YOU SANDWHICH TO YOUR PERFECTION YOU CANT DO THAT WITH DAK

[@k1ng_chamberlain]

Dak customizes the entire team. Makes everyone better. I say it works

[@lumber1000jack]

Yeah and it now costs 2-3 times what it's worth. Very accurate actually

[@k1ng_chamberlain]

@@lumber1000jack no it doesn’t. They’ve been the same price near me for 8 years

[@mitchellb4551]

eaaaa maybe but witch witch is better, debatably firehouse too

[@Piggy-oink]

@@k1ng_chamberlain but at least you can make it preform anytime in the season post or not

[@JB-tl8rj]

6:24 Geno and White Castle are also just as good as you remembered upon rediscivery

[@TTE_NoCo_Prodzzz]

Please do more long form videos, theyre great!!

[@TheGermanNamedJames]

Love this vid can u do that with other positions

[@arpenate3878]

I think Josh Allen is Culver’s bc they’re both blue 💀

[@Bisonyeet1543]

😐

[@kalilbell]

I will not tolerate this Levis slander

[@SouthernFeller]

Thank you. Finally someone comments about that

[@erichess7929k]

You are hilarious! Keep doing what you do! 😂

[@hustleCLE]

Awesome video !

[@Bejrika]

Krispy Kreme is good but turns on a certain time (hot n fresh). As a Bucs fan this makes sense for baker, he turns it on when people think it can’t get any better, it does

[@GoCubsGo-km6ns]

Where’s Waffle House

[@markb3451]

I know this is a list for quarterbacks but Antonio Brown is Waffle House.

[@JamalDeez-qm9qi]

Ur the only football KZbinrs I watch because you make it fun and funny 😁 thanks

[@JamalDeez-qm9qi]

Omg I got hearted

[@paulmcfadden9498]

That was actually fun to watch. Thank you.

[@oldbean7150]

Jordan love is overrated and will fall back to earth next season

[@ProB402]

I already know this gonna go hard and I haven’t watched it yet 🔥

[@tjcddc]

This video is comedy Gold!!!! I'm dying😂😂😂

[@seth7764]

Low key, I learned so much about fast food organizations in such a fun way that I am convinced you could make a KZbin channel about something other than spots and still be successful.

[@watsontocooper3110]

just wait till Baker “one good season, then a bad season” Mayfield shows up

[@SouthernArtist-gi8gr]

This entire video made me smile and laugh 😂😃

[@Primetime210]

More vids like this please 🥺

[@duj21]

This video is fantastic

[@ThoughtfulIvyMarine]

Dude this was so well researched, creative, and accurate. This is pure genius and is what all these other people say

[@jethrodylanthomas1786]

Peak off-season indeed, but still a great video. Thanks

[@Russell-kl6wt]

I enjoyed this one. You should do it again for Wide Receivers.

[@TylerHorn-wx9eu]

I love your channel and you should make more videos