Northernlion's Best Chat Roasts and Responses #2

[@shiny460]

"I'm getting lectures in piss efficiency by people who took 7 years to do their undergrad" is fucking insane lol

[@whocansay2215]

My man didn’t have to fire shots my way 😩 lmao

[@-Hari-03]

easily my favourite one liner

[@dasbooterror]

1:41 For those who need it

[@mikehawk8984]

Fuckin made me choke on my hot ass coffee 😂😅

[@seanlmaooo]

I cannot keep listening to this man yell at his patrons in public, i just look like I’m laughing at every random person

[@Michael-kp4bd]

Lmaoo had this experience yesterday and had to check myself

[@MicoDossun]

You kinda are

[@bl0ssum143]

I work retail and someday someone is going to get really mad at me for laughing at them when I didn't even know they existed

[@cosmostardust5624]

@@bl0ssum143real

[@connor7329]

the way he hones in on a chatter and ramps up the irritation is soooo good - huge +2 whenever he drops a “you piece of shit”

[@Michael-kp4bd]

“…. Idiot” kills me too.

[@scull0234]

Easily my favourite bits. He gets more and more mad as it continues too, it's so good. It's even better if it ends up in a chat audit

[@bentzedits]

@@scull0234definitely gonna do a chat audit compilation at some point too

[@ezgolf1764]

@@bentzeditsplease do god these compilations have been so good, find myself rewatching the original best roasts compilation so often, popped off the same way when i see a new react court vid when i saw this compilation pop up in my feed

[@MajorasWrath1]

"you look like you make polandball wojaks at home" is searing lmfao

[@stinkybuttrat]

He fr killed that guy with his mind

[@bentzedits]

Such an insanely good line

[@MajorasWrath1]

8:05 for passerby

[@diran0]

When chat critiqued his taste in furniture, i thought “they kinda have a point”. when NL pointed out that I was watching lying on my dorm room bed with no other furniture to my name, i thought “he kinda has a point”

[@TheMightyBone]

"Don't let your preconceived hunches be a replacement for a dearth of life experience" may be one of the all time quotes of the Livestream Philosophers.

[@overloadthunder1811]

“Tomorrow is national cheer up the lonely day. Anyways… I’ll be live tomorrow” such an underrated line

[@Sickmmaner]

"You got the audacity to be addicted to League of Legends and you're not even Gold? You're Silver? You're addicted to a game you're *silver* in??" Hardest NL line of the month goes to...

[@Neotenico]

Describes me to a T up until last August. I finally beat my addiction and am happily 4 months sober.

[@jakedever1472]

it’s at 29:42 if anyone wants to relive this dunk

[@MicoDossun]

No anti chat joke has made me laugh like when he pulled out a gun in London and goes “PoV: you just told me you love my videos”

[@ahmadabuyahya979]

link?

[@MicoDossun]

@@ahmadabuyahya979 if you type northernlion PoV it’s the first result

[@indyidli]

that polandball wojack bit felt like a punch to the throat +2

[@kithanakodah]

"my toddler when discovering object permanence" 23:13 maybe the best insult

[@sscswimmer1]

It's so funny that his brain even makes that connection given what the comment was. The man has a gift

[@ketsuakagi5646]

6:40 “if by funny you mean tragic, which I often do” is an all timer to add to the personal lexicon

[@hazzelonline8718]

NL does takedowns like it's an art form

[@rustning]

Watching northernlion rip apart people in chat has to be the most cathartic thing I've seen in years. Absolutely beautiful. Verbal suplexes that only get more satisfying after each time.

[@BigfootisMyWife]

holy shit he is going in on some of these people. pogs up

[@carl1212]

8:43 "You look like a guy who makes Polandball Wojaks at home" is an absolutely devastating insult.

[@countvondutchessofwestmoor3974]

fourty more hours of this would fix me

[@sacredcowmars]

5:55 he snapped on this one 🔥

[@poorcolossus]

Beautiful risings pharoah

[@moonsinne2992]

just said +2 IRL

[@Fiddl3head]

It's actually kind of funny how much open contempt the man shows for his audience sometimes, while thinking it simultaneously consists of 14 year old weeb zoomers with ADHD and jaded millenials pushing 40 And I mean he's probably not wrong

[@scull0234]

To be fair though, 99% of the time when he hones in on a chatter like that the chatter was being a weirdo, always type A viewers

[@314Marvin]

@@scull0234I need a dlguiga comp because he constantly seems to set the example for the worst type a chatter lmao

[@bentzedits]

I was thinking abt doing a dlguiga comp tbh

[@loganzoromski6126]

This is the best compilation you've ever made. Thank you for this.

[@MegaEliteAwesome]

I didn't even watch NL play midnight suns. I played it myself when it came out. It was genuinely wonderful. Corny of course, but fun gameplay and an interesting world. Game did not get it enough credit.

[@MajorasWrath1]

Ok NL's burner account (JK I watched him and it was fun)

[@hikikomori_3708]

Today someone mentioned that christmas is around the corner and I got nostalgic for last christmas where NL played almost exclusively Midnight Suns and Switch Golf. Best NL docket in a while, rivaled only by the Rumbleverse era

[@alexchacha09]

But to say it was better than Dave the diver is insane.

[@MajorasWrath1]

​@@alexchacha09 are you somebody's boomer uncle who can only conceive of fishing as a leisure activity.

[@Diegoshadow85]

It had good battle gameplay but very bad stories and talking/sim/interactions stuff in base (dunno how to even call it). And since it's like half of the game you cannot just not take it into account.

[@McWafflez45]

These roasts are fucking NUCLEAR, lmaooooo

[@archon_maenad]

this is the best genre of enelle content hands down

[@emmettrichardson5833]

22:52 Enelle was so flabuoyant with that "Stick☝️ to bobs burgers"

[@dynem7635]

I’m pogging

[@CaptainShenanigans42]

He's pogging

[@MajorasWrath1]

You're pogging

[@bentzedits]

he's literally pogging

[@Nexrasa]

stay pogged

[@RobotnikPlngas]

Remain pegged

[@tinyrampage]

The greatest to ever do it

[@LisaSimpsonLiberal]

try that in a small town

[@ezgolf1764]

try that in a small swarm

[@jgilly223]

NL stunts on these chatters like he’s the diamond smurf in their silver ranked LoL lobbies

[@Sickmmaner]

0:55 "Don't let your dreams be dreams" if it was epic

[@AveGluteusMaximus]

He used his fire tongue to cast rank 10 smite at me many moons ago and since then I am forced to watch the stream on mute. Thank you Bentz for helping me to find out what I was missing in the interim

[@jaspergreen2314]

Absolutely goated compilation

[@noom20]

close to the edge is the perfect length. every second of that track is required

[@fartgarfunkeljr]

He's legendary; actually so goated with the banter. So many chats in these big streamers are insufferable and think they're the funniest people

[@damianea103]

Great video, stay pegged everyone

[@eyecatcher647]

I'm pre-pegged for this videp

[@HughMallard]

Dude! 14:45 NL mentions Close to the Edge by Yes, he’s my fucking hero. Every now and again he will pull out music references that blow my mind. Many years ago he mentioned some obscure Eno, and then King Crimson in the same video and it was at that moment I knew I was hooked.

[@ethancusack1033]

Another hood classic provided by bentz

[@ionescustefan295]

this is pure gold

[@inade6281]

im semi drunk and am a 4th year bachelor student and 24:41 was very funny and idk, just what i needed? sobering? not really but it made me feel something. thankyou for posting this👍

[@EvKem]

our king of strawmen stands tall on his mountain of dirt

[@ireland5040]

2:20 struck me to my core how did he know

[@Saaaanns]

The owl city comment hits so hard

[@ThomasBlithe]

It's a half hour of nerds crashing against the wall of a well adjusted adult

[@Nobody-lz6mn]

I used to watch him in like 2013 doing isaac runs haha what happened he used to never swear this is hilarious

[@heathervantuyl2316]

LMAOOO idk why but i love this comment

[@shemshate]

I remember when he first picked up flash isaac and was still in his "Camera Test" Era. Then I think he toned it down for a long time because of youtube's monetization before eventually just giving up on it since he spends so much more time streaming now.

[@iluxa-4000]

He ascended

[@mitchierichie]

bro was spittin with that "Close to the Edge" reference, I fuggin love Yes

[@arc2592]

30:20 Hits really hard

[@christmascat7803]

Bröthers I'm poggong

[@gatr2897]

19:31 I think this clip on Twitter was my first exposure to him and I lost my mind

[@richefortgaming]

"Don't let your pre-conceived hunches be a surrogate for a dearth of life experience." This guy is a fucking poet.

[@MildMFoxen]

I laugh to these edits in the comfort and safety of KZbin, because if I watched NL live I fear that Id fall victim and be annihilated.

[@UncoveredTruths]

feels weird to watch him without the cool tree in the background

[@karamarakamarama]

I live for this

[@Dogan_TM]

EggMan's dearth of experience triumphs over chat's assumptions.

[@dudekazoo]

Dearth means lack or scarcity. I think egg has plenty. Chat are the ones with a dearth of life experiences, that's why they make assumptions. His sentence was scuffed on that one.

[@Dogan_TM]

​@@dudekazoo⁽ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʲᵒᵏᵉ⁾

[@NomoreMONTE]

Okay but 4:59 actually hurt lmfaoo

[@vyrodwarvenking]

that picture of the centipede was straight up evil lmao

[@michaelschlag]

yea lol it kinda jumpscared me. i know what a centipede looks like i didnt need the harsh reminder

[@WinterinBerlin]

i wish i could thumb up this video twice

[@DriftingDraftsman]

this just started autoplaying and I didn't read the title. I thought this was just a single stream where he was super bitter Lmao

[@janikut_]

the last bit was great

[@Blackobluna]

Dave the Diver as a 5.8?! That's a harsh cut

[@stinkybuttrat]

Harsh, but fair.

[@reginaldmeta2762]

at least he formed the opinion through playing (the demo, but still)

[@shrimpchris6580]

Probably because he constantly malded the fuck out over the game daring to have any amount of investment in dialogue or characters

[@mikedavidson6454]

​@stinkybuttrat not when you follow it up with sap being a 12 😂😂

[@uselesswasteofhumanflesh]

​@@shrimpchris6580 and all of that character dialogue was a chore to sit through so yeah he'd be right

[@CrazyRhinoceros]

What’s the game at 4:13?

[@mangomaniac4782]

I also would like to know.

[@pokemonxpixie]

Same

[@pokemonxpixie]

Domekeeper

[@user-jq1mg2mz7o]

he's truly the Strawslayer

[@grit1]

30:11 There's a saying for this, youth is wasted on the youth

[@jingokhan]

Gd, I haven't watched NL since the NLSS. My God, he's more unhinged!

[@nateymandm]

go back to game faqs has to be the best insult i’ve heard in my life. and the way he says “motherfucker you didn’t play it. you WATCHED me play it”… chills down my spine

[@bartekowca666]

23:50 wait wtf when did nl play halls of torment? how did i miss that?

[@Tyc9909]

There is no way bro thinks anyone would understand that train song reference

[@yaboi-km2qn]

7:28 "and I took that personally"

[@sarsmask]

12:20 Holy moly

[@Materialist39]

11:58 was waiting to catch a stray and this is when it happened lmao

[@MaybeDOOM]

this is good 😂

[@jkreincarnation]

5:46 lmfao euros

[@ggboss1328]

Wadda hell. Why’d the toast guy get it so hard :c

[@gabrielb4494]

29:45 jesus christ LMAO

[@limonada4347]

god I'd love to see the +2s

[@pokemonxpixie]

What game is at 3:42? Looks fun

[@pokemonxpixie]

Domekeeper

[@Galacticbraindentist]

“It’s 1453…” “Son of a bitch!”

[@ihateyt8063]

Based and true, Dave would be more fun if it was a sandbox

[@rheyabrown1658]

29:19 he fuckin got me

[@paynewaller5588]

LOL I'm playing midnight sons right now. solid 9/10

[@randomguy9202]

18:57 weezer reference?

[@Chardansearavitriol]

"The Zapruder film is hard to watch"

[@owentucker6215]

Holy brsh.

[@warshipsatin8764]

nl was always at his best when he was slightly annoyed by some random chatter

[@ionescustefan295]

man that last clip!!

[@amaze3727]

Can we pls get a #3

[@DatBeast18]

Damn the 1st to 30th felt bad

[@duncanw3861]

nl is too generous to people who are from the same period as him: ‘that’s just a guy’ and also too harsh against gen z while branding himself as an ambassador for gen z. don’t bite the apple. he is bald. he is the enemy.

[@duncanw3861]

+2 tho for any interested readers

[@Materialist39]

lets be very real here, chat loves getting roasted and watching others get roasted Also, Gen Z / Alpha is gunna get old too like the rest of us, who cares what anyone says, go throw a football or play in a rap metal band or get into valorant duo situationship With any luck we all become “just some guy” because we’ve lived life, tried and failed, learned from some low-stakes mistakes, and have rounded out our edges a bit It’s always been the same shit, just enjoy where you find yourself, whatever that means

[@ilanfl1234]

based video.

[@Majinmccowen]

He's really good at calling out us 28-35 year old crowd 😅

[@TheGamingAbyss]

This dude still probably screaming about the Bo Horvat trade.

[@EliseMH]

sorry to be annoying, but can we cw insect/myriapod pictures please

[@schwany6703]

@@EliseMH you're genuinely pathetic

[@shintaro_13]

Saying cars is a bad movie is insane

[@jcmclint]

Man ain't wrong about Midnight Suns.

[@HyperKryst]

Listen, I've played Midnight Suns and I really liked it, but I will always choose Dave the Diver over it. Don't know the history between NL and DtD, but he's a bit too harsh on it for some reason

[@RobotnikPlngas]

He says the mechanics are too over complicated and never let it go. This man holds grudges

[@robert-zr1kx]

hey im taking a long time in undergrad :( can only pay for a few classes a semester

[@zlumpgod.8962]

battleborn

[@wilhelmkreis6578]

Hey what the fuck man I was a horn major he did not need to call me out like that at 17:05

[@kaley3280]

DAVE THE DIVER IS NOT A 5/10 WHAT IS THIS EGG YAPPING ABOUT

[@TheLogander]

I love savage Ryab