bert: 5 reasons not to buy the dart zone pro mark 3

[@beretnarf]

As per usual, this bert video is satire. I will get around to an actual review but many other creators have put up their own in-depth reviews already! Thanks Dart Zone for sending me the DZP MK-3 because I'm sure this is the promotion you were looking for...

[@Firelord91021]

b e r t

[@charliemaybe]

b e r t

[@jaymarvel2424]

b e r t

Hey funny hat man... where's the 5 raisins? Skittles? hu? I see a ton of those but no raisins! WTF? False advertising! Click bait. I want RAISINS!!! What do we want? RAISINS! When do we want them? SOME TIME DURING THIS VIDEO!!! See! the people want raisins! Mr Funny Hat Bert Man, Raisins!!!

[@deleteduser3455]

Bert needs to be a hvz villain

[@outofdarts]

CLOSE ENOUGH! Taste the Rainbow!

[@RyanZibell]

Very few people have this blaster in hand! The more you know

[@suunj1302]

Lol

[@yokoiwabuchi2877]

How is this comment here before this video was released

[@georginahuitron4800]

Skittles

[@killerfroggaming6397]

Skittles

[@outofdarts]

Your editing gets funnier and funnier. Great video!

[@MichaelsMadness]

L u k e

[@LordDraconical]

When you said clipazine my heart smiled

[@GameKnight07]

Zineaclip

[@MichaelsMadness]

D r a c

[@shinyhero306]

@@georginahuitron4800 is coop against clipazine?

[@ohsheet9240]

Shinyhero306 yes

[@sirifjfjdjsjdufjdjdjdcjcjd3157]

@@shinyhero306 he’ll rant

[@andrewwinrow4167]

dont like batterie powerd or springer? just throw the darts bro

[@Albert-yu1cg]

just use a pump pneumatic blaster

[@luisamador8460]

I know right! People are just too lazy these days 🙄

[@Albert-yu1cg]

@@luisamador8460 an electric compressor and high pressure air tank?

[@beretnarf]

if i throw darts my arm gets tired

[@Albert-yu1cg]

@@beretnarf would you be annoyed if someone claimed that all the "springers" using air cylinders weren't true springers by making a direct spring pusher powered blaster?

[@raymondfortunato2721]

I am now calling it the Zone of Dart’s Mark Mark Mark.

[@GameKnight07]

Mark Mark zone dart mark of Mark 3 mark

[@raymondfortunato2721]

@@GameKnight07 mark Dart Zones Mark dart the new accurate zone of darts mark dart mark mark

[@GameKnight07]

@@raymondfortunato2721 Mark of Darts Mark Zone new blaster the dart Mark of zone Mark Mark Mark

[@beretnarf]

who is mark and why is he a dart zone professional?

[@GameKnight07]

@@beretnarf hmm who is mark

[@FamilyFoamsport]

Bert, have you considered using elastic powered blasters? I’m sure you could fit the MkIII with a band and notch system to replace those batteries and flywheels.

[@beretnarf]

i do have an old rubberband i can try fitting inside

[@ddm_gamer]

I miss air powered blasters

[@FamilyFoamsport]

@@ddm_gamer this is a great idea, you could just blow through the buffer tube on the mkiii to fire darts

[@ultratoa]

2:54 When you need to intimidate the other players on the field but your flywheels aren't loud enough.

[@detroitdartworks]

Bert, do you feel the skittles are a bug or a feature?

[@beretnarf]

personally i didn't ask for them but others might like it

[@blaster-time]

Yessss! Finally a review that addresses the real issues, thanks Bert!

[@Jacqueline_Hyde]

Can't wait until we start getting the dart zone pro Matthew, Luke, and Johns

[@LightningEagle14]

I like how beret has to do disclaimers everwhere now because people thought bert was a serious character.

[@Spartan412]

Consumer friendly: ✅ Modder friendly: ✅ ᵇᵉʳᵗ friendly: ❌

[@beretnarf]

why do they never consider my needs?

[@Spartan412]

@@beretnarf #BallisticBallProMKiiii

[@LamboCult]

b = better e = epic r = reviews t = truth

[@887363]

I am so glad you put this out first, way better than any actual review

[@beretnarf]

I was planning for an actual review but I quickly realized that everyone else was going to do that. So I said screw it and mixed it up!

[@skillzflux415]

First the nexus pro... Now this? What the F dart zone? Are trying to make Bert sad on purpose?

[@beretnarf]

perhaps these blasters are not for me

[@smittzero8463]

I wish my blasters were full of Skittles right now. Guess I need to pester Dart Zone for a European release

[@yaboithunder5608]

In the battery tray there’s an xt-60 connector for a 3s lipo battery if you unscrew the alkaline tray.

[@jonathanwieler8315]

This is the review I was waiting for

[@chilledburrito]

If you unscrew the battery tray(just unscrew the one screw that keeps the battery tray in place) and you can connect a lipo to the connecter that the battery tray uses.

[@FrontlineFoamBlasters]

Finally some good, informative content :) Keep it up, Hat!

[@tacocat8884]

you can put the lithium ion battery in there just take out the battery tray and theres a little port that you can plug the battery to.

[@FoamFlingingHS]

Yes I was waiting for a bert episode on this blaster

[@butterknife_mtb_rc]

The very first bit of the intro killed me, still laughing after the video🤣🤣🤣

[@Jackalblade9]

And this is what I needed today!

[@hisinger889]

When can we get the official Bert hat? These are the real questions, instead of why we should buy a mark ark dark lark from dart mart.

[@beretnarf]

official bert merch pending hasbro approval

[@ShadowMajere]

Lmao skittle holding buttstocks must become a thing. Like when you store candy in your AEG Grips that don't need the motors 🤣

[@Lankythepyro]

Beret: *finally gets given products from major brands* Beret: *makes a spoof video telling people not to buy them*

[@beretnarf]

wait was i supposed to tell people to buy it?

[@Lankythepyro]

@@beretnarf obviously. They gave you something so now you are officially their property. That's how it works.

[@SilverFoxIndustries]

All the likes!!! We couldn't stop laughing. It's Bert review or Nothin. :)

[@Buxt8224]

Hahaha, Bert. You are a delightful troll and I love your channel

[@monkeytroncollective3865]

How can you dislike Bert?

[@beretnarf]

with the dislike button

[@Scarlet_goose]

Your supposed to put the batteries in the nexus pro barrel

[@searingphoenix3543]

I feel like there is critical Information missing on magazine compatibility. I imagine the routine Time magazine issues will fit just fine folded over in the full-sized magwell, but what about others that are larger, such as Cosmopolitan or Oprah magazines? I imagine that premium periodicals like National Geographic or The New Yorker with their glossier and heavier pages make them too stiff to comfortably fold in half and would lead to feed issues, but I might be wrong. Similarly, clip compatibility is a concern. How many chip bag clips can the magwell comfortable hold? Please update.

[@beretnarf]

apologies for not showing my full testing. unfortunately after this review i dropped my blaster and it caught on fire so now i can't test it anymore.

[@nolanmacphee9418]

Does it shoot vortex disks?

[@beretnarf]

it might but i forgot to check

[@yummehcheezman]

thanks bert

[@beretnarf]

you are welcome

[@izziewolf2834]

Thank you so much Bert for helping me save money! Im gonna go buy an Elite 2.0 Warden instead!

[@applesamsung5637]

Gotta learn the 5 RAISINS

[@MakeTestBattle]

FINALLY! Someone tells it like it is.

[@Burasta]

Finally, the expensive Skittle storage I have been waiting for.

[@gdfish3532]

thanks for making this video. I was going to buy this blaster but the stock being full of skittles is a dealbreaker.

[@ConeyDawg]

The only review I need.

[@zesea5276]

Wait bert if u don't like springers or atuo then do u like stringers?

[@beretnarf]

i think so

[@specs.weedle]

thats odd mine is full of spiders

[@ericvandenavond8748]

I lost it at the skittles part. Truly unexpected.

[@notmuch_23]

Honestly, how many people that buy the DZP Mk. III are going to keep the battery tray intact and NOT hollow it out for a LiPo pack? I really think Prime Time Toys should have made the AA battery holder an insert with an XT60 male plug on it, to connect to the XT60 female plug just under the insert, (EDIT) and they _totally did!_ Why did I ever doubt Prime Time Toiys?!?

[@nimbizol811]

They did that tho

[@notmuch_23]

@@nimbizol811 They did? Guess I need to watch more videos about it...

[@nimbizol811]

@@notmuch_23 ye

[@faultedtoast45]

Beret intro: Hi I’m hat and I’m wearing a bert. That’s close enough.

[@unknownlord123]

"I'm hat and i wear a bert" lol. blaster full of skittles? that sounds yummy.

[@therealthermic]

"hi im hat, and i wear a bert"

[@jeffersonderrickson5371]

dartzone mark Whalburger

[@sojibro4811]

the Bert videos are golden!!!!!

[@sillysalmoninc.]

Bert: says Salmon Me: oh hey it’s me! Bert: licks the Salmon Me: uhhhhhh…..

[@RPBaseball_14]

Take the battery tray out and there already is a pre installed 3s lipo slot thingy

[@jonathanwieler8315]

I need this blaster! It makes free skittles!

[@Blasterhub]

This made me happy

[@Carcharodon]

Hey Bert, since all of these are Marks, which one is the best? Is it better to make a DIY baby named Mark?

[@beretnarf]

so many marks, my favorite is the mark wahlberg

[@jonathanmai6275]

You can use a lipo battery

[@goneghosted]

Ik I wish he would have saw. He prob gonna see it when making the real review

[@StampMan1023]

This video was HILARIOUS

[@nathannipp8884]

I think the jokes are better in this video than your Nexus pro bert video.

[@33legion]

LOLOLOL, Skittles in the BLASTER?!?!? That's hilarious, man! Haha, good one! That was COMPLETELY unexpected, LOLOL! Great joke!

[@uttertravestynerf3026]

Bert I'm literally shaking a crying rn, thank you for warning me the mk eye eye eye is red I had no idea

[@beretnarf]

you're welcome, just doing my job

[@Gunnerbangs736]

Actually if you take the battery thing off you’ll reveal a lipo input.

[@Firelord91021]

I didn't see this was a Bert video at first and I thought the mark 3 was actually bad.

[@graemecunningham1463]

OctoBERT 1st

[@arydavewalten]

Hello im hat, and i wear a bert

[@ZakLeek]

This was hilarious! I laughed so hard at the Skittles bit! As always, you are the master of satirical comedy, you manage to cross the line just enough... and then completely fall over it! Thanks you so much for this video, definitely the best about the MKIII so far. 🧡🧡🧡

[@beretnarf]

glad i can be of educational services

[@LegoDeskProductions]

quote of the day "reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......." -Beret

[@MichaelsMadness]

That’s it, if I’m paying $130 for a premium blaster and I can’t shoot skittles, is there even a point?

[@stephenratliff486]

This is the review we wanted.

[@henrik.kovacevic47]

Bro, rip out the battery tray and you'll find an xt60 connection, you can connect a 3s lipo battery to the dart zone pro mark III, and get slight boost in performance.

[@justicetaylor3050]

But... What if the skittles you ate were still partially battery?...

[@goldberg91]

ah yes, 5 raisins not to buy that

[@puggo.5408]

Watching this after walcoms review lmao

[@beretnarf]

let me know which was more informative

[@uselessgarbage3901]

Is it actually $130 us?

[@mrgoosej]

Yes.

[@uselessgarbage3901]

That's a lot just for a you gun.

[@homelee665]

@@uselessgarbage3901 Not really. The Mk. 1 was $150 or so.

[@bbriiannz]

Maybe the Mk-3 is compatible with rival rounds.

[@jameswalker7266]

Drac is very sad when you say too much red😂

[@tripleBification]

Gosh darn it that was funny I hate to admit it!!!

[@kalbricks8113]

I have a whole bunch of of extra batteries, so this is a definite purchase!

[@luketanton4056]

Ngl I had a straight face till b e r t said he was really hoping it would work with the rotary drum. I cracked up. Thanks for the laughs

[@plehem4965]

5 reason why you need to buy❌ 5 reason why you not to buy✅

[@realcool27]

Did you know? The thumbnail says 5 raisins not to bye the dart zone pro mark 3

[@RandomVidsforthought]

It's buy not bye

[@Dibdab9303]

*dart zone pro mark mark mark

[@BlasterShow]

Can't wait for the Mark Mark Mark Mark.

[@breadoffender2738]

One hour and no hate comments! Success!

[@I_like_cereal]

Well its compatible with a lipo

[@rokushou]

Silly Dart Zone, everyone knows skittles belong in the the foregrip and not the stock. What's next? Fidget spinners mounted on the sight instead of the takedown pins?

[@beretnarf]

it's true, the mk1 does offer a more unique skittle storage space

[@ShadowDaPk]

Doesn't like flywheels or springers? Best to just physically throw the darts I guess.

[@killerfroggaming6397]

I found 10 raisins in my raisin box so this video is inaccurate

[@beretnarf]

pls don't tell anyone

[@mattcook6868]

Does it work with M&Ms though

[@mattcook6868]

What about Reese’s Pieces?!?!? I NEED TO KNOW!!!

[@areallymediocrechannel7732]

WHAT ABOUT CHEERIOS?!

[@beretnarf]

my unit came with skittles but others might come with other candy or snacks, i had to rush this so i couldn't check compatibility

[@Strongarm_11]

This is so funny for some reason 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@cringeycronk6710]

I’m sorry they make us use an entire 8 batteries but DONT give us a magazine to shoot batteries? Inexcusable

[@underground_americana]

Number 5 hit hard 😔

[@Lord-Professor]

all I'm hearing is that the DZP Mk3 comes with Skittles.

[@goldenscout7484]

wow this blaster is so bad!!11!!! the deploy is so much better

[@ARockyRock]

ye deply is best blaster

[@homelee665]

As the mother of three children, this is the kind of information that I need to know.

[@jrock6426]

I’m glad that this is just to troll people

[@SofaPop.]

I love these shitposts. 10/10

[@syarizansulaiman6554]

Nice one 😂, I'm already pre order from Malaysian who live in USA .

[@lggplayz2087]

I thought he was serious at first

[@DJReRun]

Oh Bert... Will you ever learn? 😝

[@DJReRun]

Yes@Red Samurai, I realize that. 🙄

[@DJReRun]

Easy@Red Samurai. I think it's safe to say we're here for the same reason. I really enjoy "bert's reviews".

[@beretnarf]

i cannot learn what does not want to be learned by me

[@grimcreeper8196]

Who said the skittles was a negative

[@beretnarf]

i did not ask for skittles

[@grimcreeper8196]

@@beretnarf but the skittles are the most deadly weapon on the battlefield not only are they a great distraction but they are the most hard hitting weapon of all time and also you can use them as a shot gun and just throw them all at once

[@carterskindle7086]

I feel sorry for the people that can't tell this is a joke.