Berlin server who could not care less about you

[@theplaylab9336]

"You have to speak up" followed immediately by "why are you screaming" *chef's kiss*

[@RS-B5ZV]

👨‍🍳 💋

[@lilpetz500]

Also "Of course we have beer" "No we don't have that x3" "Uh, we've never had beer 🙄"

[@marcobelli6856]

@@lilpetz500here’s your wine *spit in it and it’s actually a beer*

[@kirstylynne2871]

@@marcobelli6856its 2:39 am and i laughed so hard at this specific comment unfortunately

[@foxracer1703]

The grime. The unbuttoned pants. And yesterdays eyeliner. Perfect.

[@Coffeeology]

what's the deal with the pants?

[@StreamingSunrise]

@@Coffeeology no idea, but i like it...

[@ianmedford4855]

​@@Coffeeology Berlin dude... Its better not to ask. It makes Las Vegas look like a nursery school.

[@clauslangenbroek9897]

To unbutton the first button is like an expression of laziness in Germany. It is done mainly after eating rich meals or in situations when you need a little space to breathe.

[@foxracer1703]

@@clauslangenbroek9897yes exactly. P.s. I have never seen a more German name and jawline. Very handsome.

[@harrytodhunter5078]

German Mother when she was younger and before she met Italian Father

[@moniquemannaert3468]

This girl doesn't swim against rapids either.

[@jungatheart6359]

German mother knows wine when she sees it

[@Foundlilly11]

No dis to German mom, she is very stressed about having guests

[@johannarebe1678]

1992!! 😂

[@kimberlybean2756]

perfect!!!

[@SillySunday0]

I actually like her vibe. She's the embodiment of every server's inner thoughts.

[@_flowerfluff_9215]

Yes as someone who has worked in the waiting industry, I can’t think of a time when things like this were not going through my head .

[@Cjmacj]

@@_flowerfluff_9215 I did my time waiting tables, it truly is a job that will either turn you into a Zen master able to withstand anything the world can throw at you or a serial killer.

[@irenebaldwin8933]

🙂

[@SillySunday0]

Hehe, at one point I had a very busy Friday evening and there were only three of us at the café. Almost all the tables were occupied and orders kept coming, including the ones for delivery and others also want photos taken. It was like a suprise boss level and our boss was nowhere to be seen. While I was firing up the oven I had the thought of telling my two co-workers to go outside because I hear our boss and just make the place explode lmao.

[@whiteshoos]

In Germany these are outer thoughts.. 😂

[@TheKatiecat68]

"we have never had beer" made me laugh out loud

[@M13C7]

i feel like the first scenes of her moving around really give a german server vibe, its astonishing that tired face is on point

[@Magda-nz4cy]

Yup, German server totally. I'm based in Frankfurt and same vibes here 😅

[@Shrimpwinglet]

Yeah she does the perfect German woman.

[@euclid4703]

isn’t she german herself?

[@tiffcat1100]

@@euclid4703half German, half Italian

[@titanicgirl774]

How exhausting! 😂

[@anonfornow359]

"Ordered yes, on the way...we'll see" and her pants. 😂😂😂

[@angelicsailor1st]

I’ve actually been told that 😂

[@_flowerfluff_9215]

@@angelicsailor1styou’ve been told that I’ve definitely thought that lol . Like that one family that keeps asking how long it will be when they literally just sat down and there 50 other drinks needing to be served😅

[@angelicsailor1st]

@@_flowerfluff_9215 I thought it was funny but the pub wasn’t busy 3 other people with there drinks and we had gotten our chips just no beer we all laughed and then got our beer

[@Consuaser]

Literally me when asked where the drinks are I'm like umm the bar is in charge of those I'll go see

[@daniellez.2462]

Best part 😂😂😂

[@Thetraumaneverleavesyou]

I live in Paris and this is a very kind person here

[@toddvoss52]

:-)

[@michelleobrien6996]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@17arando]

Paris a kind waiter is one who acknowledges your existence enough to be annoyed at you directly instead of hiding behind the restaurant on an hour long smoke break lol

[@Thetraumaneverleavesyou]

@@17arando hahahah so true i was a waiter before covids but were so depressed that every loud ass privileged tourist makes us hate being alive

[@janatyrrell4408]

😂

[@chilltarts]

The drugged out, apathetic toward anyone living a normal life, heavy on anti-social attitude of Berlin is so accurate that my sides hurt from laughing 😂

[@charisamcnair2995]

😅

[@jonnywilson6433]

The "I've been clubbing for 3 days straight" make up is on point.

[@derlebkuchenmann]

"You want to sit down? We're not going to stop you." Absolutely accurate. 😂😂😂

[@astros8041]

Well, I’m not going to stop you *

[@isabellas.9713]

Hahaha, this reminded me of the first time I visited Berlin. My husband and I entered this restaurante which was serving brunch. We entered, stood at the door and asked the waitress if we could take a seat. The way she answered...this sketch was spot on!

[@SB_10NE]

Same as when they say, “we’re never coming back!” That’s fine we don’t want you

[@audhumbla6927]

i did this at my first job at a cafe, at 16, an old couple were like "we would like to sit" and i said yeah sure there are some seats here and there, go ahead :) and then my boss came and was upset, i shouldve shown the couple to a table (even if we usually never did that because it was just a cafe). now I get it ofcourse, but I just didnt think of it when I was 16 yk :'D

[@Sweptbythesea]

Lmao that part brought me back to deutschland aggressively

[@snooze6650]

Vibing to the fire alarm is inspired, a joke on Berlin clubs as well as the server lmao

[@Panther_47_]

Heute leider nicht.

[@lachlanhenry486]

The alarm is going for a real reason that no one cares about.

[@WhyYoutubeWhy]

That joke was on a 90s tv show in Quebec. Does fit the german club vibe though

[@sb_dunk]

​@@WhyKZbinWhySimilar joke in the UK show Spaced.

[@dubudubudan]

Reminds me of a joke in the film Official Competition

[@xoshanland]

I want to be friends with her, she reminds me of my cat

[@trains889]

😂

[@empyie666]

This comment is the best one 😂😂😂

[@justsomelovelylady]

❤ on point

[@joelcostello2386]

This is so real

[@TimeTravelerJessica]

If cats could be servers this would be them XD

[@nickacca]

More of this character please. She is amazing!

[@foreverlovinghomes]

It’s her grandma in the younger years! I love the GMA character 😂😊

[@charlieheffer]

“you want to order too?” oh man this is so accurate. My first time in Berlin I was in a group and 2 of us ordered and when the third ordered the server rolled his eyes in a huff and took out his notepad lmao

[@JellieJoShmo]

Lol wow

[@brey1720]

😂

[@lilynewss]

Girl, I appreciate your humour so much. The fire alarm!!!!

[@lovelyzasha]

Did you ask about die fire alaaahrm??

[@franzhaas5597]

She is unbelievably talented.

[@michellehart6780]

??? Do you mean unbelievably creepy? My mother is German

[@franzhaas5597]

@@michellehart6780 Do you mean creepy good like she is scary good. Or do you mean creepy creepy.... why?

[@odietamo9376]

Exactly my thought.

[@beachyvibes2357]

The "moved here 3 days ago" sent me 🤣 She converted so fast!!!

[@tokeonelly8645]

your ability to absolutely nail a vibe is unmatched

[@rainycat173]

can we talk about how she absolutely slayed this outfit and makeup tho

[@AprilGarcia-sm4bi]

It's jeans and a tank top. What's to slay?

[@rainycat173]

@@AprilGarcia-sm4bi man idk but she ate that

[@thicc_astley]

​@@AprilGarcia-sm4bibasic outfits can still slay. is there not beauty in even the mundane?

[@AllForJesusAndMary]

Talk to yourself rather

[@aarondonald1611]

Her jean button is popped

[@incanttarot]

"We have never had beer" "Here is your wine" *Spits *Serves beer 😆

[@Earthy-Artist]

no bier in Germany 😂

[@kay1in]

The very best part!

[@jensonvincent500]

As someone from Sydney and lived in Berlin for 6 months this is a bit too on point.

[@jlvrmr]

"I'm from Sydney, Australia"... but sounds suspiciously like Laura's mom.

[@n0tfr0mth1sw0rld]

Yes that was confusing 😂 did she 🤥

[@mattweeks152]

It's the origin story

[@macyfisher5209]

The german accent is just that pervading, it gets everyone.

[@christheghostwriter]

The idea is that she assimilated VERY quickly

[@PhilomathWizard]

I am pretty sure the joke is that she's obviously german by the accent and she's just being dryly sarcastic

[@c-3093]

The sweaty face, the smudged makeup, the dark circles…it gives Berlin club at 3am vibes for sure

[@Cfb2987]

“You are wearing an interesting shoe. It doesn’t have any holes in it.” 😂

[@islandlife7872]

German mother in the 80's

[@Outsider_98]

😂

[@minddatmetal]

I was thinking about the same thing 😂

[@adaliaalvarez7269]

The opening shift after a night at Berghain...should have called in.

[@Jen1112111]

'80s *

[@leftalone9881]

Did we forget about the Berlin Wall

[@redmanish]

Made the mistake of going to a trendy restaurant once in Berlin: they were so wildly rude that it actually veered all the way back around to being hilarious. Not sure if they appreciated us barely holding it together when they’d try to be saucy though lmao.

[@schwammi]

I'm curious where you're from and what your definition of rude is

[@ambrr_lily]

​@@schwammiYou first!

[@m.s.3041]

Berlin people in general are known to be rude(blant) amongst German in other parts in Germany…

[@GadBoDag]

Yeah, it's like when I went to eat in France and they sneered and got a busboy to come out and speak English to me because they didn't want to. I was like, "How fun!! Authentic French rude waiters!!!"

[@nomiedezdez9256]

@@GadBoDag Didn’t want to or didn’t know how? Of course if you go somewhere and don’t speak their language things like this might happen. It’s normal

[@chizaa8]

“Before you there are like…… one” 🤣

[@ChrisLevelsUp]

😂😂

[@lilpetz500]

And how she stops and counts 😂

[@-Mitra-]

Was looking for this comment! LOL 😂

[@Cfb2987]

“Ordered, yes. On the way . . . we’ll see.” 😂

[@irenebaldwin8933]

@@Cfb2987 🙂

[@Pandorash8]

Admittedly I’m not super well-travelled, but Berlin was simultaneously the most awesome and rudest city I’ve ever visited (Aussie girl here).

[@demondaddy328]

“You have to speak up!” Immediately transitioned into “why are you screaming?” Is literally just me as a parent 😂

[@dganet]

I've never seen such a perfect representation of a Berlin waiter!!! Fantastic ❤

[@audriesharpe8694]

😂😂 My mom was from Berlin and was in a PERPETUAL state of irritation. All the time.

[@katie18976]

Based on that my mother should also be German then 😆😅

[@nazzles]

😂

[@tdarons]

My mother was from Hamburg and survived WW2. She was a narcissistic psychopath. Irritated was a euphemism.

[@tulip811]

​@@tdaronsI'm gonna throw in adhd and autism 🤡

[@Lulu-Walker]

@@katie18976​​⁠😂😂😂😂 totally! It seems then that my Colombian mum has Berliner ancestry 😅

[@tarenw5880]

You always feel like they are instantly pissed off at you for walking in. Soooooo accurate!

[@smileforthecamera90]

“I’m from Sydney Australia” caught me off guard 😂😂😂😂

[@markallman418]

I don't know German server, I know skinny Goth server who is exhausted and you nailed that.

[@Mindboggles]

The German goth scene is massive, especially in Berlin iirc

[@K2ELP]

As a German I can say she nailed the Berlin vibe

[@Ktvanxoxoxo]

Thats it im going to Berlin. I've been a server since i was 15 and can give the most attentive sweetest best care of people and they still hate me. 😂 People pleasing everyday for years has worn on me 😩

[@clb4947]

I feel this so much

[@themothisonfire7538]

If you're too nice people will walk all over you

[@katiegritts]

Yeah, serving ruined my nice/caring personality 🖤. I felt that 😮‍💨 & drastic eye roll after she said, "oh, you also want to order" deep in my soul.

[@Ktvanxoxoxo]

@themothisonfire7538 Yes I've definitely learned this. I'm way more stern and upfront now. People would try to talk themselves out of bills and get free food during my first few years and I comped and discounted so much. I'm honestly somewhat passive aggressive with people now lol. It really all depends on how people treat me. Some people still get the very caring side and others just get basic help.

[@diana.290]

In many countries in Europe, including France and Germany, the waiter is the one who's "always right" 😂 And don't ever try to customize your coffee. Coffee is just coffee and that's what they'll bring to you.

[@HeavenlyMe11]

The Chopping board is so essential to the story 😂😂 I can’t even, I’m dead

[@Youbetternowatchthis]

As German I can tell you this is all true. Everywhere in Germany, but in Berlin the most.

[@solderbuff]

I visited Germany as a tourist... once. I can totally relate.

[@MakeShow]

"You're wearing an interesting shoe" DED

[@von2balurn]

And only one. 🤣🤣

[@MakeShow]

@@aniliname Oh I don't think that's a compliment at ALL :))) I believe "interesting" in fashion world means a politically correct way to say smth is of a questioable taste, to say the least.

[@b.f.ditisidore1488]

Well, you prefer to call on the lack of compliments in Germany but maybe if you received only 6 compliments so far, it's because you don't deserve more. ​@@aniliname

[@artemkhrulkov5498]

не трогай деда

[@MoniB888]

I was stuck on this & thought everyone else missed it! 😂 What the hell does it look like?! No holes? So confused 😅

[@maerchenhaft963]

Love the open pants button 😂 nice detail!

[@susanmercurio1060]

Thanks for pointing it out! 😁

[@MW-no8vq]

What's the significance of the open pants?

[@maerchenhaft963]

@@MW-no8vq it's very accurate to the current Berlin Gen Z fashion

[@MW-no8vq]

@@maerchenhaft963 oh. TY.

[@aniliname]

@@MW-no8vq It's also just that she can't be bothered to care about other people's opinions. I've met people who go to job interviews unshowered or without brushing their teeth. It's just a level of f*** you, this is what works for me that's very Berlin.

[@Brunobull234]

“Oh, you also want to order??” *proceeds to die* LOL!

[@CrystslLepagnol]

"Raving" to the fire alarm. 😆 & why are her pants missing the top button? 🤣

[@fruitypebbles803]

This is also Dutch customer service vibes 😂

[@xXJade_AssassinXx]

With any server, just go with their flow. If they dont care, you don't care... If they dance, you dance.

[@emilycampbell5798]

Yes 🙌 this 💯 to you need to be on thier level. Then you’re their fav customer.

[@nukemairimusic3742]

she's simply the best. these sketches are so on point!

[@dejahdanger]

Your characters feel so real and so distinct. Love it.

[@catalyst429]

dancing to the fire alarm is the most german thing ive seen all week and i drive an audi 🤣

[@YDdraigGoch1]

I laughed so hard at "I love this part! Oh, it's the fire alarm!" 😆👏

[@richsamuel2922]

"You are wearing an interesting shoe.." I almost died.

[@studabakerb]

I’m German but raised in America and watching you feels like family❤️

[@solala1312]

Berliner here who was a waitress, I hate those servers too

[@Tommy1977777]

Her voice is mesmerizing.

[@Rodrigo_Gatti]

With this attitude, she automatically qualifies for Italian citizenship 😅😅😅😅

[@moniboni92]

"I'm from Sydney, Australia" with the THICKEST German accents is sending me. 💀 I'm from Berlin and literally know people who went to Oz for 3 months and came back with "an accent", because they "basically forgot how to speak German" 🙄

[@brendan6619]

Heaps of Australians live in Berlin also

[@moniboni92]

@@brendan6619 yes, that's true, I know some myself :D I always wonder how they manage the winters here. Coming from a sunny country with beautiful beaches to dark, grey, depressing Germany must be quite a shock 🥲

[@EloraEllery-fx3zg]

​@@moniboni92Stop Germany is so beautiful it's my dream to live there 😭 Also their sun is so intense they have one of the highest rates of skin cancer in the world. They also apparently age faster because of it. By like a lot.

[@helena7991]

I'm from Melbourne Australia. It's also dark and depression with bad beaches here Except berlin seems to have a better culture night-life and public transport

[@lawson6267]

@@moniboni92 Australia is a continent 22 x bigger than Germany. We get all the weather, not just sun XD

[@SkinnyCoutreux2244]

The next time a fire alarm goes off I’m start dancing like this Berlin server 😂😂😂

[@whatarelilies]

"It's been 45 minutes?? Oh, we are really running tonight" 💀

[@amandac8836]

“I love this part… oh, that is actually the fire alarm.” LMAO

[@CherryJuli]

I‘m from Berlin and this is so accurate 🥲

[@JCJW101]

The makeup is absoutely on point, gives massive clubber vibes, (I used to look like that), love it!!

[@matthewkeith8605]

I remember the Berlin police had the same attitude too. At least back in the day.

[@bostonreese4807]

This is so accurate. In Berlin, it was like I was invisible lmfaooooo I love it there!!!

[@Anointed_emma]

🤣😂 You are just too funny, I’m in the UK, I would love to see one of your shows! I wish you all the best with your tour! You’re awesome!!

[@kalani431]

Hilarious. My son went to Germany and he basically said the same thing about servers there. I love this woman's videos.

[@stac_y_with_no_e]

The facial expressions, the hair, the makeup, the style . . . 🧑‍🍳 💋

[@iloveislandlifekeywest]

This has to be one of my favorites! LOL, you nailed it.

[@Mapqwerry]

That reminds me of a San Francisco waiter/waitress. They literally are too cool to be your server and get angry when you tip them 15% when they treat you like crap.

[@waltch5711]

just dont tip

[@Mapqwerry]

@@waltch5711 they will track you down and scream at you. We already have homeless people. Having a waitress with body Art that include neck tattoos isn’t very enticing when she is attacking you

[@Poodle_Gun]

@Mapqwerry film it

[@Mapqwerry]

@@Poodle_Gun only if I get paid for the money shot,

[@TheRebelGypsy]

lmao this makes me want to visit Berlin 😂😂😂

[@h.k4836]

F hell you’re so funny I’m dying with your videos!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 thank you for lightening us up with your content! Please do some ok brits too? 😄😄

[@davidjohns4865]

I love this woman.

[@jmjpmc]

I can't get enough of you. You're hilarious !!!❤

[@der.Schtefan]

You forgot to scream "I DON'T SPEAK GERMAN" at the start to assert dominance.

[@indir-x5s]

Before you there are like……ONE😂😂😂😂😂 ! Brilliant 😂😂😂

[@somemusic34]

This is the video the algo suggested for me and I'm so grateful! I watched Laura's other videos and her comedy style reminds me of Lucille Ball a little. Heelarious! 😂😂😂

[@ViCT0RiA6]

Why is this giving me cyberpunk vibes

[@lilpetz500]

It's giving me the vibes of a side character with the best dialogue lines in the entire story. So done with customers, at work just to vibe and roll her eyes.

[@wingberry123]

Wow, how did you manage to emulate the dead eyes. 😂

[@lilpetz500]

I love that the most emotion the entire time is the utter full body annoyance at a customer having the audacity to order.

[@Vancoueber]

Another banger from Nagelbett. I love this fire alarm.

[@Hanzounet]

Is this the name of the song ?

[@Indie_Calls]

Bro, the fire alarm spiked my anxiety. I thought it was coming from my house lmao

[@pipiwiwax]

Please make more of this, absolutely in love with the character!

[@amandaw5993]

She's so animated, I love it lol And just the perfect amount of exaggeration to make regular people so funny, keep it up!

[@mortenle]

"Of course we have beer. No we don't have that one. No, we are out of that one. I don't know that one. We have never had beer."

[@SearchIndex]

This is one of my fav characters ❤😂

[@assterisk1080]

i love that her voice becomes deeper when she is imitating german speakers lol

[@Dawn_Aramoana63]

"I'm from Sydney, Australia..." I love this part 😅

[@gabriellemadrid2831]

The cutting board make me love her even more ❤

[@susanmercurio1060]

I run into the "speak up"; "why are you screaming" all the time and I'm not even in a bar. Minneapolis Minnesota USA

[@memo1975]

YES, thank you! 😅

[@abbyschwendler1107]

This makes me want to visit Berlin even more. I appreciate the apathy

[@dreamervanroom]

I thought Berlin was great and I never saw that perhaps I wasn’t up late enough at night. I was in what used to be East Berlin Maybe the west side is different

[@abbyschwendler1107]

@@dreamervanroom I probably wouldn't be up late enough to witness this either - or be cool enough to go to such a place if I was. ;)

[@harrymarshall]

If i could speak other languages i could easily do this job, oh wait not with that music & humidity 😢

[@katie18976]

I had the opposite reaction to this video, lol 😅 I really liked Berlin when I visited it shortly more than 10 years ago, but I didn't go to any clubs/bars or even restaurants really. I was underage and visited with my family. I think we mostly ate at fast food places and I remember the burger king burgers were so horrible. But I really liked how kind everyone was and the roads in Germany were so much better than in France. The traffic culture in Paris was horrible, they drive like maniacs in there and even though my father is a good and experienced driver, we almost were in several accidents during only 3 day visit. And the way people park in there, just insane 😂😂😂 Also the amount of immigrants who want to either steal something from you or sell something to you, was too much for me. I really like the architecture in Paris and of course many of the 'touristy' places, but unfortunately the scammers ruined a lot of that for me and I do not know if I ever want to go back there.

[@CarinaCoffee]

​@@dreamervanroom I've been to Berlin twice (I'm German btw) and I've had super nice people serve me, but I've also met extremely unfriendly locals when I asked for the way to the metro entrance once (because there was construction and the sign was really hard to see, I'm usually good with directions but was really lost at that moment). Also supermarkets, I hear the ones in Berlin have among the most unfriendliest cashiers. I have been a cashier in a German supermarket before, so I know how stressful it can be and how awful customers can be, but apparently according to other people the ones in Berlin are unfriendly even to other German's standards? I think this might be just partly how foreigners perceive Germans in general, we don't really do the smalltalk-y ove exaggerated customer niceties other countries do, here you get an hello and goodbye and if you're lucky a smile accompanies it and I think this is already considered rude for other nations, but for German's that's professional neutrality.

[@kourtenayt1927]

"on the way.... We'll see " 😢😂😂😂

[@constantinoslaliotitis7073]

It's too real. Even the gestures. Take it back. How do I unsee this? 😂

[@Creativezon3]

You want to sit down? Im not going to stop you 😂😂😂

[@cilstr]

turns out i love all your german characters :D

[@more__plz]

This is the restaurant professional I aim to be

[@AR-yd2nd]

Based

[@BritColumbia]

What incredible acting and timing!

[@tasoniagray9744]

“Of course we have beer.” “We have never had beer.” 😂😂😂

[@candaceforeman640]

Her dancing to the fire alarm is taking me out 😂😂😂

[@AmeliaGW3]

Me my freshman year of college after 6 months of getting yelled at over chicken while working at Panda Express

[@beantheirishsetter]

😂😂😂

[@katherinesummers2724]

Love her and her skits

[@Jguthro]

The dancing the second time to the fire alarm killed me

[@lavamish]

I got screamed at in Kitkat the first time I went because I asked if they accept payment by card. Almost cried.