Bert Kreischer Addresses his Haters

[@AdamasOldblade]

Bert’s ego is incredible. He literally cried about his own presence.

[@MJ-ip7oj]

😂😂😂

[@imnotbenavery9220]

What a sociopath dude, doesn’t mention missing his family but the idea that people will miss him being the center of attention.

[@sunnyside9273]

Yeah, I had to tell myself that. Wait a minute , he's talking about himself & weeping. Narcissism.

[@Redlox70]

Hahaaa! 😂

[@__BC__721]

It's unreal. 😂

[@lloyd9819]

No one will ever miss Bert more than Bert.

[@antonvrb1510]

You really nailed that one, my friend.

[@Enigma95]

😂

[@YawnGod]

Tragically correct. Sad.

[@iainhannify5533]

Wait ,Bert's a comedian , no fucking way , holy shit , who the fuck thinks that ? .

[@JOhnDoe-pi9jj]

His liver will miss him😂😂😂

[@TimeGallon]

most people would say, “I want to live long enough to see my great grandchildren” Bert would say, “I want to live long enough for my great grandchildren to see me”

[@bigbandsnbeon]

spot on

[@joliesseox2415]

Bet

[@Robdobalina]

“…to see me party”

[@moralester]

thats f* hilarious

[@bp4861]

There's really, nothing wrong with that.

[@cottonmouth6369]

He’s so brave! I wish Bert was still with us

[@UncleRicosCamper]

This is funnier than anything that Bert has ever said or done. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RX7MAN27]

😂😂😂😂

[@tubewatcher1979]

Imagine genuinely being moved by yourself to the point of tears. It’s not accidental this man dominates the thumbnails of Podcast Cringe.

[@MalkuthEmperor]

What hits me is how he moved himself to tears by thinking about how cool it would be if after he died, people sat around thinking " man, you know what would be cool right now? If Bert was still with us, drinking champagne " 😂😂😂😂 Like...WHAT DA FWAK??😂 And then follows up with the statement " thats the kind of person i always wanted to be" 😂 So basically he always wanted to be that dead guy that people wish was alive 😂 I cant xd What a cool guy, who people just cant forget about ...what a hero

[@lockandloadlikehell]

lol

[@MoonShine-o5n]

I wish I’d found these videos earlier😂 I listened to a couple of episodes of Bertcast and kept googling “Bert Kreischer isn’t funny”.. couldn’t find much😂 I’m satisfied now..

[@tessaelto1472]

@@MoonShine-o5nthats soo funny i remember googling that in like 2018 cause my dad always joked saying he was my favorite comedian 😂

[@podespault]

Even when he cries he's narcissistic. Amazing 😂

[@RainCityDrip]

More like Bert Cry-scher

[@liverpools]

Narcissists weaponize their tears

[@Bilbie55]

@@liverpoolssee Israel for further information

[@jhgfdsertuiokjhg]

I know, this is the weirdest statement I have ever heard him say. Who gets emotional about people not missing themselves.

[@plutoloco2378]

Dude. He is UNHINGED

[@brianemo6208]

Imagine weeping about yourself because in your hypothetical you are not around. Bert is amazing.

[@michaelortiz2588]

It’s pretty crazy to wrap your head around it but we can see it because Bert simply exists

[@TwanDeezy]

Dude lol They need to chillllllllllll with the alcohol and drugs.

[@charlier4838]

Pri​@@TwanDeezy

[@larrygerry985]

0 self awareness

[@JL-hk8vl]

Pathetic

[@robertriverathe3rd]

The idea that scares him most about death is not being the center of attention anymore. Geezus Bert lol

[@someguy2775]

He takes it further than that! He's said before that when he dies, he feels his family should die with him because he doesn't want them to enjoy life without him. He's tier 1 crazy

[@mrjjman2010]

@@someguy2775lol the whole Joe clan is losing it. I mean they’re making money so that’s not a negative thing I suppose, to a point anyways, but they’re all so whiny and miserable the last 3 or so years. Joe looking like a tomato from the blood pressure with all the “TRT” and goofy health supplements. They’re all unhealthy as fuck mentally and physically. Literally almost all of them are constantly red from drinking or zynning or whatever 😂 They all turned into boomers that are up their own asses about how amazing they find themselves. Some of them are actually about that age anyways. Like even this podcast guy, like what is he taking, why does his head look inhuman 😂 And like I drink a fair amount too. I don’t care if people juice or not, been around a lot of people that have. But like ew they all are unhealthy and bitchy all the time since like 2020 ish at least lol Even tony the twinklet looks like he’s going to need a bypass soon, and he’s not even old. It just does not seem like a fun existence honestly lol. All of them started smoking their own supply.

[@alienbotfarm187]

This proves he has a god complex...

[@blakeharrison3972]

I think people think he’s going to die because he drinks religiously

[@NateGUYYY]

@@blakeharrison3972wow did you come up with that all on your own? Good work lil buddy!

[@darrenmanser2847]

Always amazing when an interviewer blows the guest to such a degree that they finally get to open the gates and adore themselves publicly with complete and glorious impunity.

[@tubewatcher1979]

The interviewer knows what he’s doing lol.

[@DomLaBeau]

That’s so wonderful about all these celebrities creating independent content now we get to learn how batshit crazy they truly are…

[@darrenmanser2847]

@@DomLaBeau Yes unfortunately they're so darn relatable.

[@AK-74K]

@@tubewatcher1979 That's what I thought to be honest.

[@ssoldner]

In the olden days, psychologists needed to talk to dozens of people for hours on end before unearthing examples of pure and unfiltered narcissism. We get to just fire up Bert Kreischer clips on youtube. What a time to be alive.

[@andrewboudreau5279]

Bert is so insufferable it’s actually impressive how he can keep raising the bar

[@itsJoNada]

Crying about people missing you and mourning you when you're dead is another level of narcissism I've never seen anyone else display. Not even crying about how much he'll miss his friends and family, he's crying over how much they'll miss HIM. Holy shit

[@AlSimmons-km6ge]

“I am just so special and I… I… 😢 I can’t imagine them going on without me 😭”

[@justinwalker2985]

So I can actually empathize with Bert on this. I don’t think it’s a narcissistic trait breaking down like he did. I believe his entire personality including the drinking and drugging is simply symptoms of an extremely low self esteem. I have been there before and I had to do years of counseling to get through that. When you have literally no self esteem you drink/drug because it gives you self esteem. Also, wondering about people missing him i translate into a complex probably developed during youth from being bullied, neglect, trauma etc. that can lead to a complex within the person making them feel worthless and unloved. It can implant itself into you and stay there if not identified and worked on. After taking hold sometimes the person identifies with it and it becomes stuck in them often times at a subconscious level. Also the clip where he keeps showing him saying it’s because we are friends with Joe Rogan and he laughs is also being misinterpreted. He says that because he knows it has some validity but the laugh is him hiding the fact that he feels like he doesn’t deserve anything he’s gotten in life. I feel sorry for Bert. Never thought I would feel sorry for a millionaire but I do

[@Philip_Taylor]

Infants struggle with the idea that other people still exist when they are not visible to them, it is part of the developmental process of very young human beings. Do other people exist, when I'm not there?? He's still working it out...

[@bileductable]

It's actually incredible....he's crying about a hypothetical scenario where he's dead and people miss him...even bratty kids have more self awareness than that 🤣

[@itsJoNada]

@@justinwalker2985 so again it's about himself, how he perceives himself and how others perceive him. And he goes on a popular radio platform like SiriusXM to cry on air about it for everyone to hear and feel sympathy for him expressing how he wishes people will want to party or drink or smoke with him again when he's dead because he's such a special and unique figure in everyone else's life. Yeah that sounds like narcissism to me, sorry. However it has manifested or whatever guesses you can make about his childhood as to how it may have come to this doesn't change the fact that it's narcissistic to think this way.

[@jimpatterson1111]

C’mon, give him a chance. Instead of completely manufactured high-pitched squealing cringy laughter, he’s changing it up to insufferable idiotic crying. This man has range…

[@RolandDeschain1]

I wonder if this will be his 'Kevin Smith Phase', where be starts blubbing like a bitch at the drop of a hat.

[@billyghostal]

hes multi-dimensional

[@julianyo7072]

Yeah, like Nicholas Cage.

[@jrkastl]

@@billyghostal hahaha, not to mention "his comedy is not shtick". wtaf?

[@zeaferjones1404]

He is better than this shitty judgemental Australian guy. Im going to flag all his videos.

[@wking8]

Bert crying over himself being dead is almost as wild as Tom's trainer crying about being his trainer.

[@somethingginterestingg4275]

It's not that crazy. Deep down he knows a lot of people don't like him and he probably has trouble contending with that . Plenty of lonely people would say the same thing

[@BannedPhotoshop]

lol. most normal people would think "man when I'm dead I hope my family will be okay. I love them so much" etc etc....but nope not Bert! hahah

[@FuzzyButtCheese]

It's like the movie Being John Malkovitch. "Being Bert" all he hears is "Bert Bert Bert Beeert 😂 bertbert Beeeertbert Bert bert!! 😘"

[@GigaEnigma]

He's so humble

[@Test-xx5xc]

Him saying his face is mainly red because he lived in Florida as a kid instead of any other variable is great

[@gelo888]

LMAOOO that part took me out, who would ever fall for that? Does he think his audience consists of 5 year olds?

[@CantTellYou]

Florida Face is a real phenomenon though….. it just doesn’t mean it’s constantly red from excessive alcohol use

[@charlestonw801st]

@@CantTellYou he's been drunk for 30 years and has only gotten worse drinking the last like 6 years hahaha he's been drunk at 930am on Tuesdays for the podcast most times. Sooooo yes that is what it means dude is drunk almost every fuckin day, he's a full blown f@t alcoholic that doesn't recognize he needs to cut down or stop, worst part is he never listens to anyone about it either we'll be lucky for him to get to 60 he's 53 right now. 😬

[@Liongosling]

Watching Bert cry over what a great loss to the world his death would be is making me think maybe he’s like a true comedy genius and his whole life has been a character and this is the greatest commitment to a bit any of us have ever seen because there is no other explanation for it (other than like psychopathy or narcissism I suppose)

[@notarealperson9135]

I had a similar thought lol

[@notarealperson9135]

But i think he might just genuinely be that narcissistic. It's insane

[@barkingdolphin9996]

Nah that's giving him way too much credit this dude genuinely believes hes a gift to the world

[@Timinem]

Bro… this possibility blows my mind. He’d actually be one of the most hilarious people to have ever exist. I miss him already

[@bbyjohn11]

Bert’s interpretation of imposter syndrome is the most narcissistic interpretation I’ve ever heard. He isn’t thinking hes an imposter because he doesn’t deserve his success rather he’s thinks he’s an imposter because he’s so successful that he is an imposter acting like a normal guy. Speechless.

[@joshlife6395]

Hahahahaha, FML, he just never ceases to amaze...

[@Bebop2281]

you dropped this:🎤

[@georgeclinton4524]

Yeah, his example of Imposter Syndrome was being afraid of tipping his cards and people noticing that he actually is an "imposter" lmfao and he got past it by telling himself 'Fuck it. I deserve everything I have even though I am an imposter.'

[@Saska2oon]

Yes..This was the most batshit explanation of imposter syndrome I have ever heard. I don’t think Bert really understands what it means

[@TwanDeezy]

Yeah, if he were to say something like: "I do not believe that having such a beautiful house was in line with who I am," or "I felt like I was duping everybody with how successful I had become and how big my house is" then it would be imposter syndrome. Lol he was basically like, "I am ashamed of my wealth..."

[@Joey_P_]

People like Bert are the reason I’m so self conscious about how many times I say “I” in a conversation.

[@neb635]

That’s why most likely you are a great person to be around! Just the concern or thought of that is way beyond most people.

[@EnderPearlRs]

Bert made me realize that I have a bad habit of after listening to someone's story, I would immediately try to remember and blurt out the most similar story I had. Idk why I did that lol, wasn't even a "one-upping" thing. It's okay to just engage with what the other person said instead of just immediately flipping the focus back to yourself🤣.

[@buttnaked]

i used to do this. i wasn’t trying to focus on me, just make a connection. i stopped none the less

[@kealebogamadimabe131]

SAME!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@Takaichi666-]

I’m right there with you Joey

[@cantthinkofone6995]

Thank you for watching/finding all of this stuff for us bc none of us could stomach seeking it out on our own.🙌🏼💖

[@sweetpeagrayble5858]

I came here to deliver the same gratitude! I care about comedy and the title of "comedian" has been diluted to meaningless. I'm so glad people are addressing it! Apparently people needed to hear that comedy either makes you actually laugh out loud or it isn't funny, isn't comedy? I hope we're moving out of the phase of cheering, applause, agreement, preaching, fake-laughter by the "comedian" themselves and start using the, "are you actually laughing-litmus test" for comedians:)

[@STSGuitar16]

Bert just cried about the thought of others not being able to be in his presence lmaooo. Not because he wouldn’t be there to see his daughters grow up or something like that, because his daughters won’t be able to be in HIS presence 😂😂😂 jeez man that’s a new level

[@KW-qd1bi]

You can tell how much Bert's mind revolves around alcohol just by the fact that it features in pretty much all of his analogies or hypothetical situations. The champagne thing is a perfect example.

[@turtleanton6539]

Yes🎉🎉🎉

[@ryanschrimpf8163]

Bert seems like the kind of friend you see once a year and that is more than enough.

[@Widderic]

Good god if even that. Like once every 3 years and then eventually never again.

[@floridamanHooning]

I text would be ok

[@andrewboudreau5279]

I have a friend exactly like Bert. I feel this. Lol

[@barth9580]

You remember why its been a year since you last saw them.

[@BHardy1108]

Nothing is sadder than a man that claims to not be egotistical than thinking about how much people will miss him when he’ll die and wondering if people will miss him

[@Chadner]

And crying while talking about it... If he wasn't a millionaire then it would really be sad

[@BHardy1108]

@@Chadner if anyone needed therapy it’s Bert. But as an egotistical person he thinks nothing is wrong with him it’s everyone else that’s the problem

[@theonlyconformist]

I had the same reaction. It's such a narcissistic thing for him to say. It wasn't about other people's lives improving while he was alive, it was about whether or not he'd be missed

[@sgt.lincolnosiris4111]

The way he stares off to the right is INSANE. You can see him reminiscing about his own end through his eyes.

[@nashvillainz]

Delulul land

[@BryanTorresdey]

'MY daughters will miss me but... I want people having breakfast and bust out a bottle of champagne to think of me" You can't be serious

[@CharlieCoops]

Wild. If a 14 yo kid in school said this, they’d genuinely get laughed out of the playground. This is gobsmacking.

[@pringdingles]

Anyone else go from waiting on new podcasts from all these guys over the last couple years to not watching anymore and getting giddy when he drops a new episode on here.... oh just me 😂 love your content dude!

[@samanderson6194]

100%

[@twotonetheproducer35]

Absolutely. I was thinking about how I’ve grown to dislike Tom and Bert so much. It’s insane and I love having this new sense of realization now. Bert especially though.

[@4thebirds165]

Redbar has spawned an entire new genre, now there’s like 7 cheeky comedy-hate channels 😂

[@E.xcharacter8]

I really miss not knowing so much details about comedians. But this channel has been becoming my go to. thanks.

[@joosh5566]

I will never understand how people ever thought he was funny.

[@brendanstrubhar5569]

I've always felt the same way dude. Him and Joey rogan. Fuck it Tom segura and Chris d'Lea also never been funny.

[@Ryo7_7]

Same.

[@theonewhoknocks2809]

Same bro I’ve left this comment before it’s a good question lmao. I remember hearing the machine story for the first time and thinking nah this ain’t it

[@joeschmoe6908]

​@@brendanstrubhar5569No one ever thought Rogan was funny, he just has interesting guests and the mma angle adds a but if interest.

[@Cpo4545]

@@brendanstrubhar5569Joe is at least smart and interesting but really not funny. Everyone else is not funny

[@johnplamann726]

Even when he is sad thinking about people missing him he has a bottle in hand. But he doesn't have a problem.

[@jakesteel90]

I know , literally people will miss him for his obvious drinking problem lol

[@Daisydarthvader]

Right? I’m sure they’d say they’d rather he walk in sober and bottle free.

[@nyfolkhero]

“wouldn’t it be great if Bert was here and he walked in with a bottle of champagne and a crazy story” is the funniest thing Bert has said in ages

[@johnnysully2689]

😂😂😂

[@johnnysully2689]

😂😂😂

[@johnnysully2689]

😂😂😂

[@johnnysully2689]

😂😂😂

[@johnnysully2689]

😂😂😂

[@bryankilvinski]

JFC you deserve a medal for watching some of these podcasts and picking out the worst parts. Thanks for taking one for the team :D

[@BrbnBuckeye]

Had a narcissist friend who would get choked up like this talking about how it important it is to him that people see him and remember him as a good person… while constantly screwing people over, throwing people under the bus for his actions, lying and turning people against each other and said multiple times to me “I only talk to 95% of the people I do in case I ever need an alibi or they have something I want” …..super great person. He’s in his late 30s.

[@samanthab1923]

It’s clearly the opposite now, Bert is where fun goes to die. He’s insufferable

[@jackmakackov7077]

which one of the Rogan guys isn't?

[@liamburke8225]

amen 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂

[@gst9325]

@@jackmakackov7077gillis ?

[@levimaxton6307]

@@jackmakackov7077 gillis and normand

[@gst9325]

That's what alcohol does that to you. He acta and speaks like 55 year old alcoholic single woman....

[@usd1999]

Imagine having MILLIONS and it's your lowest point. None of these guys would survive an hour in some of our shoes

[@billybear6850]

Truth

[@zombieface666]

So true! If comedy didn't exist tomorrow, all these clowns put on a pedestal would still have to dig ditches or roof houses or bag groceries

[@turolretar]

To be honest, I mean I’m not going to lie to you, I’ll try to be earnest, frankly I’ve got some uncomfortable shoes

[@billmyke746]

Less than 5 minutes with Sam Kinison.

[@daveintheAM]

Burt of all people has basically spent little time in the real world between college and comedy

[@VenomSnake00]

It blows my mind that Bert romanticizes his own death. It’s like he relishes in a fantasy that he will become a party legend like John Belushi or something after his passing. That might be the most egotistical thing I’ve ever seen a human being say or do.

[@lucasoheyze4597]

The difference between Bert and the likes of Belushi, Candy and Farley is his comedy legacy is exactly zero, he's done nothing to be remembered for.

[@hiiipowerbass2337]

John*

[@jjepoutdoors2308]

Ed giving the advice about what Bert could leave his kids with (worrying and anxiety) hits close to home. I would always worry like this over my dad when he was drinking heavily. Solid advice I wish Bert listened to.

[@mb14561]

Dude, those jumpcuts to bert admitting that bieng joe's friend is what got him here were priceless !😂😂😂

[@Bolt99K]

I used to defend bert… but crying about your own potential death, not because you wont be their for your wife or kids, but because people wont think of you when theyre partying… Is a level of Delusion and Narcissism thats borderline biblical. People that ridiculous shouldn’t even exist in 2024. Thats a level of disconnect and grandiosity that shouldnt even be able to exist with the internet. I completely understand and agree with the hate of Bert now. Its impossible to defend this.

[@wking8]

The fact none of his family was his concern is fucking lunacy

[@gilgamesh5796]

Im the opposite. Im a huge fan now. Before, I hated him for being unfunny and narcissistic. But now that I see he is truly fucking insane, I just cant stop laughing. It's like Im watching Always Sunny. His delusion runs so deep that I cant judge him how judge any other human. Normally such blatant narcissism is just a mask for insecurity, and that dishonesty rubs me the wrong way, like with the Paul brothers or Tate, or those types of people. But Bert is different, he is actually mentally ill, and thats hilarious.

[@matturner6890]

be *there

[@Bolt99K]

@@matturner6890 Yeah i know. Auto correct messed it up, and if you edit your comment it messes with the algorithm, so i just left it.

[@awesomebeast7509]

@@gilgamesh5796Agreed. I’ll tune into some pods if I think the guest will be disgusted with his personality. Watching someone knowingly not want to be there and see them wanting to leave while Bert just tortures them with his presence. Like seeing someone want to leave and knowing that there is 40 minutes+ of a podcast is always great. I don’t ever feel bad for the guest either, they know what they’re getting into when working with him. You can tell when guest don’t really like him and are just there for the platform. Something’s burning is the best, seeing people want to throw up because he’s always licking his fingers and itching himself then serving them that food is so great lol

[@daveolifent4477]

Don't know what us pedestrian-brained people would do without Bert.

[@PrettyRickyDanko]

Thank em

[@Philip_Taylor]

Wait for the green light since they're mostly American, in other societies people just cross the road whenever it suits them. If you know what I'm getting at here...

[@DFli222]

We’d all be so lost

[@dao_de_davo]

Bert will lose his mind to dementia before ever getting real with himself. He’ll never not be delusional.

[@SicSeb]

Korsakov

[@brandonwade9982]

His lack of self awareness is actually impressive. Seems like it'd be hard work to love yourself that much 24/7

[@mlgesus8362]

Imagine Bert trying to survive in a normal job, put this man in office orientation for a week and id watch that

[@helygg8892]

No put him on a roofing job or a construction site or have him hop on the back of a trash truck and work a real job for a week straight. He'd survive an office no problem that craps about getting people above you to like you regardless of your performance I've been in an office plenty of suck ups he'd blend right in.

[@nickelodeann]

@@helygg8892you think Bert would do better in an office with strict rules around political correctness, sexual harassment, etc? Also he wouldn’t be able to sit still

[@helygg8892]

@@nickelodeann I worked in an office people who like to talk and be helpful get away with a ton, if you win em over enough and do easy stuff they just don't wanna do "oh I'll make those copies for you" , "oh ill run that over to pat" you can thrive for a while. Put his tubby ass on a roof in July or have him detail cars or do lawn work or construction and have to be a working man for a week I guarantee he'll be crying.

[@Tyler-kt6jr]

He’s the kind of guy who would go to army basic and try self harm at intake

[@nickelodeann]

@@helygg8892 I don’t disagree with you, I just think he’d be bad in both

[@envirosani3636]

He can't let go from his college days. He never grew up. Life is a party. It never stops. But it stops sooner when you party all the time. He really just now realizes that he will die one day, he's like a child.

[@firefly6147]

And theres like 2-3 billion people on earth like that. Like dudes who dont wanna grow up, party and live it up. Its just that literally like a handfull of us just get a chance keep that up. We have to go to work and all that eventually becomes a hassle without millions in the bank. Like if this dude never won the Rogan lottery, he would be a basicest of the basic alcy bum workin as a mechanic or constructions etc. And people would roll their eyes when he told the stories how much he benchess or how he was in Russia back in the day and they call him the Machine in there etc And that dude acts like hes gods gift to the world😂

[@BrettShadow]

Party Bert was his identity. It's not who he was.... it's ALL he was.... and now that he and his circle have reached the age that being the party guy isn't cool anymore. He feels like he has to prove his value to everyone all the time. Like he has to sell himself in each conversation.

[@jonw3462]

You nailed it. I mean he's made it his whole identity and personality now..

[@everettfifield751]

used to LOVE Bert and Tom listened to all their podcast to laugh and forget about my troubles, but I'm a single Dad and work my ass off just to make ends meet, the struggle is real. Fame got to their heads and finally realized they weren't joking about the poors, they were showing their true colors.

[@kappawhoo]

I’m not in your situation, good on you though for being a true man and taking care of business. I agree though, they aren’t joking about the “poors”, they truly see themselves as better than everyone because they got lucky and hitched their ride to Rogan.

[@dao_de_davo]

They both have rich corporate daddies. Bert’s a fuckin frat boy.

[@TheJols]

I don't know what Tom was thinking with that. People that listen to podcasts are ones that use them to get thru their bullshit work days.

[@imnotbenavery9220]

Same here brother, it took Tom’s airplane blowup plus Nadav leaving for the facade to peel away. Took two episodes of realizing I don’t know where the jokes are without Nadavs laugh track, now Tom just sounds like a psychopath as his comments sit in silence.

[@frankzappa9148]

Samesies

[@GwyndolinBingham42]

These podcast comedians have become real life characters and they’re unintentionally hilarious

[@TwanDeezy]

Yeah, they don't even have to try. They have been trying their whole life to be hilarious, and it has gotten to the point where they are funnier off stage and being funny by being themselves. Lol

[@newguypoppy4665]

This channel is gonna blow up dude, quality stuff 🙌

[@__BC__721]

Bert is absolutely delusional. Amongst other endearing qualities.😂

[@hurkamur1]

😂 Why is everybody hating on this guy all the sudden? Sure he's kinda annoying and unfunny, but he doesn't come off nearly as douchey as most of the other brogans.

[@SESK98]

​@@hurkamur1 He has en ego that's bigger than his titties. That's why people hate him😂

[@timpoolssentientbeanie5646]

This is the exact mindset one would expect from someone who spent more time at college than a doctor simply because he couldn’t imagine not being the center of attention at frat parties.

[@ChristinaFromYoutube]

That is honestly the most depressing story ever. I *almost* feel sorry for the dork

[@Aaronnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

I will never think things would be more fun with Bert involved.

[@vicminny8151]

I deadset had to go and watch the podcast episode because I COULDN'T fully grasp that Bert was seriously, genuinely, crying over the thought of his presence. I thought "nah man this has gotta be a bit" or that maybe there was some context that I'd missed. I don't even know why I gave him the benefit of the doubt for a sec there. Jesus.

[@famalam943]

When Bert finally succumbs to his alcoholism it will be the funniest thing he’s ever done

[@XanVicious]

His liver is working double overtime while there’s 5 seconds left on the clock.

[@2Namii]

Crazy that people type this shit out and post it. You people are weird AF.

[@timetowakeup6302]

😂😂😂

[@Aaronnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

DAMN, that's harsh. Not incorrect, but, harsh.

[@danle7022]

finally a punchline

[@zexter33]

“They want me to die” he’s right you know

[@mertmunson1417]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

[@itmeurdad]

So edgy bro! Gottem!

[@CrocBankRbbr]

Ah yes, peak comedy content that I want to hear when I’m working or driving. The audience is not your therapist Brent

[@adavidbujanda]

Hahahaha Brent 😆

[@adavidbujanda]

It's funny because in my mind he is so forgettable that you went with the name it sounded most like 😂.

[@2Ahthelphi]

Brent Kosher

[@adavidbujanda]

@@2Ahthelphi 😆 Bent Chrysler

[@YouKilledFritz]

David Brent level delusion

[@aloop3026]

Dude said on a Sunday morning when you open a bottle of champagne. Like bro Lolol

[@4VaultBoy]

Imagine, you’re thinking about death.. Your wife doesn’t come to mind, your children com to mind, no it’s “would they miss me at parties?”

[@mattg9364]

Normal adults don't think that they should be remembered for a 'good time', they are more concerned about family.... I guess this is the calibre of this man

[@wakenow1]

He's a giant 15 year old in a the body of a baby walrus.

[@baka1949]

Why are you linking legacy exclusively with family? It's perfectly acceptable to want to be remembered for your deeds, just not for bringing champagne on a Sunday morning.

[@joshlife6395]

Hahahahaha@@wakenow1

[@KickassMcfly]

As a father, literally the only thing I care about is that my child will miss me and that her memories of me will be a source of happiness and comfort for her, to even care about other people or to even FIRST bring up anyone other than his family legitimately pisses me off right now.. I am in a bad mental space atm tho so that will have an affect!

[@alienlifeform7268]

Watching Sunnyv2, you and 2Lazy2Try take the LA podcast scene down a peg it such a breath of fresh air. Tom, Bert, Andrew and the rest of them are so far up their own asses.

[@alienlifeform7268]

@@steven1479 I can't stand that asshole. Respectfully

[@will-macnair]

@@steven1479 Redbar is the OG of taking down these podcast and comedians.

[@Disaster_Tourist]

Redbar is an egotistical hack @@steven1479

[@DGillian6406]

@@steven1479 i came to say the same!

[@IDontmeanit]

SunnyV2 is garbage.

[@deauxj]

The title of this channel definitely lived up to its name with this one.

[@satanjd666]

“I bench 225 10 times” no you can’t dude

[@Whocares1987]

Dude I’m going to fucking lose my mind if I hear Bert talk about “tours” and “arenas” one more time

[@bransenweeden3988]

Watching him break down in tears while romanticizing about himself is crazy

[@2kusiainen]

Is Bert the most annoying person on earth? That's hundred percent the conversation.

[@kennethosburn2962]

Bert is the Red Robin of comedians; I'll give it a try once a year to remind myself why I don't try it more than once a year...

[@IDontmeanit]

The Goya Malta 😂 always go into it thinking "Spanish people love this stuff. My childhood friends went nuts over it. It must be decent." Then I almost throw up.

[@Akiwroq]

Next time I drink champagne on a Sunday morning, which is never, I will shed a tear for Beer Kreischer.

[@mt8474]

Never even heard of Ed Mylett but looked him up and glad to know the Self Help/Motivation Grift is still going strong.

[@teamcolbourne8593]

I’ve never heard of Ed before either but I’m surprised we can even see either of them with all the smoke he’s blowing up Burt’s ass. No wonder he has hundreds of millions of dollars (if that’s true) if he’s always brown-nosing people with money 😅

[@archive803]

@@teamcolbourne8593 Saying Bert is multidimensional and disciplined, LMAO

[@teamcolbourne8593]

@@archive803 He meant the opposite of everything he actually said.

[@JoshSaas]

As mere pedestrians, We will never be able to understand someone like Bert and how his brilliant comedy brain works.

[@CRFLAus]

I'm a pedestrian AND a civilian! I don't tell lies and I keep my shirt on.

[@davidoneill7554]

There’s only 1,000k grand thousand of them Thank ‘em

[@Robdobalina]

Hey wouldn’t this thread be great if Bert just showed up with a bottle of champagne? 😢

[@MindTheDrift]

Watch what you say, we dont understand bombing in front of strangers well never see again and how difficult that can be, or the struggle in going with the bit and showing up for spots after waking up at 3pm in the day after staying out all night, those poeple are superior pirate cowboys who exercise free speech and we just don't understand

[@lanieh6900]

​@@MindTheDriftsarcasm?

[@dynamiteweeny]

Even I get emotional thinking about what life would be like for people without Burt's champagne stories.

[@JiMm3rR27]

Dude. I LOVE these videos, the parts where you keep adding in the clip of Bert talking about Joe Rogan are hilarious lol. Keep up the great work!

[@chipchipperson8609]

Remember when comedians were self destructive addicts but didn’t have to cry and blubber about it?

[@hiiipowerbass2337]

"My face is red because i was out in the sun a lot in florida.....as a kid" damn bert

[@davidzshit]

"slim shady you a bass head. Uh uh. Then why is your face red? man you're wasted"

[@turtleanton6539]

😂😂😂😂🎉

[@pauliewalnuts2527]

the ironic thing is, if bert wasnt serious that'd be a hilarious bit.

[@richboyprado]

Oh my God.. Bert just cried about people missing him when he’s gone.. that’s what saddens Bert about his family.. bert cannot fathom people having fun without his presence l o l Also, who’s this redact yes man? “Bro you have said three or four things today like in the history of this show, like my favorite things ever said.. AND THE REASONS THERE’S A BUNCH OF PEOPLE CRYING WITH YOU”

[@baka1949]

Once Bert goes, all fun dies with him. But even Bert needs alcohol to produce fun, it's a double act.

[@Normal_macdonald]

Bert will record his own eulogy.

[@christophermurray2442]

Probably already recorded it, it probably has the champagne and bert wouldve had a joint bit in it too

[@lanieh6900]

It will include "the machine" story lol

[@FishtownRec]

People talk about loving family, loving friends, etc. Bert talks about them just loving him. GODAMN THAT EGO NEVER FAILS!

[@dominik13579]

On a sunday morning, when you open a bottle of champagne.. 😅

[@Budsport_TV]

Bert’s definitely getting emotional here over himself and his great achievements, but another factor going into this is the fact that excessive drinking aka alcoholism makes people become more irrational, sensitive and emotional. “I get a little sentimental when I’m off the juice” - Mac Miller 2017

[@RedworxAU]

100% its one of the many cool side effects from alcoholism

[@squatchit5700]

Those crocodile tears were indeed cringy... Dude is still drinking even though his friends have been begging him for years to stop. Now they won't have a drink with him and THAT is the problem. It's hard to feel sorry for someone that has all the answers to his problems yet he ignores them.

[@telluwide5553]

Am I the only who fast-forwards all the parts where Bert actually talks, straight to the commentary?

[@saturnzbarz979]

Same, I heard the first bit and was like yeah I don't need to subject myself to this lol

[@RedworxAU]

insufferable wretch he is

[@ChefBlend]

The beginning segment was the funniest thing Bert has EVER produced. Hats off to this man he's got me laughing pretty good.

[@Rich-k7z]

People will be very sad when I'm gone. I feel so sorry for them.

[@darrinwyatt4323]

I’ve never seen a famous person crying over their own fake funeral, or an adult man for that matter.

[@chriscarter4563]

He’s such a narcissist. Instead of thinking about all the people he’ll miss when he dies, he thinks about how much they’ll miss him, and how much better their lives were with him in them. Crazy.

[@XOChristianaNicole]

Yeah, that’s not narcissism - that’s, simply, being self-centered. BIG difference.

[@chriscarter4563]

@@XOChristianaNicole you’re right, but being self centered is most definitely a narcissistic trait.

[@sean78745]

Dudes drinking all day everyday. Family tells him to chill out. So he keeps drinking just "not as much" and takes Xanax to go see the doctor. Really solid job Bert booze and pills on a cleanse 😂

[@wakenow1]

He takes the zannies for his withdrawal. So he's never actually sober😂

[@useyourimaginasean]

Bart is going full self-pharmacist with his need to avoid sobriety. He honestly needs to be cut off from access to all attention and the cycle he’s done for 30+ years now. Get real and uncomfortable with himself and decide if he wants to be alive another 30 or not. What he’s doing at the rate he’s doing it is a ticket to early onset dementia.

[@Dannyfromnewquay]

The fact he mentioned a bottle of champagne before anything else is the reason people can't stand you anymore,,hes changed

[@itbeWOLFLINGS]

Says a lot that he would try to trick health professionals. What an honest man

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

"by the way that death thing is really real" Wow Burt so profound 😂

[@kokoBuSiLiCa]

Bert's brain is so shallow - he just admitted to seeking other people's approval his whole life, aside from living his life in the way he does just for this sole purpose. Bert is the most pathetic comedian alive today. Full-blown covert narcissist, it's visible from an airplane. Thanks for the great content!

[@asdf852asdf]

I think the craziest thing is that he admitted he cares more about some "hundreds of people" caring than his own daughters lmao, this is insane

[@kokoBuSiLiCa]

@@asdf852asdf yeah exactly, had the same thought. He was like, yeah but "only that". Like I'm wondering how the people that are close to this guy are completely oblivious to his narcissistic nature.

[@wakenow1]

Hes not even covert, he's a blatant OVERT narcissist!

[@JumpCutThis]

Bert is the cautionary whale for new parents and how not to raise entitled, narcissistic megalomaniacal children. It’s very rare to see an Gen X kid that’s this level of cringe, but it just goes to show the unicorns do exist.

[@Jinn-y2u]

@@JumpCutThis Gen Z and "alpha" lol I hate that term btw, are going to be on an entirely new level of narcissism, after all they can become "influencers" with no talent to even offer the world except their looks if they're above average and what they buy and how well they lip synch. Bert is an anomaly though, he's successful don't get me wrong and has led an interesting life which you can't take away from the guy but he is probably about the unfunniest comedian I've ever heard.

[@whoisharo4689]

Rolled my eyes so much during this that I saw the front of my brain. Whoa.

[@danielscalph404]

Bert crying while fantasizing that people will go "wouldn't it be cool if Bert was here" after he dies is so funny because it's literally some Michael Scott sitcom shit.

[@danielscalph404]

PS this also reminds me of an excellent and hilariously cringe-filled film called Sick of Myself. I highly recommend it.

[@deltablue6618]

I'm happy that I'm a normal person at 38 years. Realizing that finding happiness is as simple as conquering your own mind.

[@Robdobalina]

Awesome comment, so true.

[@LoDef647]

Happiness is simple, just gamble

[@zoyboy1914]

LOL 😂👌🏼👌🏼@@LoDef647

[@AnglandAlamehnaSwedish]

We get emotional that Bert IS HERE!!! PLZ LEAVE BERT

[@pedrothelion10]

Watching Bert mourn himself is so unironically hilarious! 🤣🤣

[@luap89]

Bert is absolutely insane. Does my head in

[@alexpollock6932]

Is Bert mourning himself? Holy shit that’s maybe the funniest thing he’s done in a while

[@jiujitsusean]

I feel like a jerk for wishing Bert would go broke. He’s really the purest form of narcissist.

[@stuartblum2389]

1. George Carlin 2. Richard Pryor 3. Chris Rock 4. Bert Kreisher 5. Rodney Dangerfield 6. Sam Kinison 7. Mitch Hedberg 8. Jerry Seinfeld 9. Dave Chapelle 10. Lenny Bruce

[@deaddeaddeaddeaddead5667]

i've heard all of Bert's rationalizations at meetings countless times

[@OTR392]

"I'm really gonna miss me when I'm gone" -Bert K.

[@Danimal28]

Honestly, I don't even blame Bert. This is all Joe's fault.

[@glucosepappy9663]

What a stupid cringe take. These thumbnails that constantly have Joe Rogan making a dumb face have melted your brain. Joe Rogans not a monolith bro, tons of people got put on and don’t become self indulgent idiots.

[@jasonotto9126]

Bet you still blame your dad for all your problems huh 😂 he brought it on himself help or no help.

[@someguy2775]

​@@jasonotto9126projecting hard af, my guy. Joe is the catalyst, you'd be dumb not to recognize that.

[@jasonotto9126]

@someguy2775 you treat help as a hand out not a hand up then it's on you. He takes what he has for granted and sits there sucking sympathy while making millions. This guy was always like this. He has no appreciation for what he has.

[@vinblack85]

A handful of his close circle are to blame partly

[@ianAEF]

The gall of getting emotional because of haters while you destroy your health being a proud and self aware alcoholic father of two

[@KyleSoutar]

Did this guy just cry thinking of how much people would miss him if was to hypothetically die? That is the peak of Berts comedy career.

[@samgoldbloom9882]

I really look forward to when you drop a video. You’re doing great my man. Keep up the awesome work.

[@PodcastCringe]

Thanks dude, glad you like them