Bert Kreischer Responds To 2Bears1Grave Diss Track

[@natel7382]

My dad wasnt rich, I went to college for 8 years to party and they made a movie about me, normal stuff.

[@nickcoklan3491]

Not saying Burt isn’t rich, but I went to FSU because it was a few hundred dollars more than community college back in the day.

[@Pastymeathead]

These guys HATE to admit how much money they all come from. It’s like a super secret so they can try to blend in with what they perceive as degens

[@LedZedd]

​@@nickcoklan3491 Did you stay enrolled for 8 years to party then have a movie made about you? LOL

[@Dyals_Style]

Yeah Bert's dad is a successful lawyer. It's easy to dick around in college and take your time finding your way in the comedy universe when you don't have billa

[@nickcoklan3491]

@@LedZedd no I only lasted 3 and now I’m a construction worker 😂

[@deengew]

'Mark Normand looked uncomfortable' That dude always looks uncomfortable

[@PurpleHazeVanNederlands]

He is

[@motorcycleboy9000]

Walks like he has a load in his pants. I thought it was a stage bit, but no

[@fonzoo_4920]

@@motorcycleboy9000he has a big cock

[@SturgusLipmonger]

@@motorcycleboy9000I’m pretty sure that could be at least partially related to an insanely impractical wad of paper scraps with written jokes he has stuffed in his pocket, which he’s been called out for before and which he’s mentioned has given him back pain. It’s bigger than a wallet and apparently heavy. This all seems ludicrous, but I’m not joking.

[@clarencethomas01]

That podcast room looks insanely small, especially considering the physical size of one of the comedians in there, AND his back is to the door. I would hate being in that room

[@thishollowhill]

Bert getting upset by Poor's making fun of him is hilarious

[@blablableep6811]

The video had like no views either. The channels usual volume is 10k views per upload

[@sirkalvinkandie5408]

Tom is absolutely livid thinking of the poors enjoyment!

[@chilibeer3912]

@psst4849it’s not a program it’s called a Google alert

[@ismichi]

That's what his team is for (y'know, the ones constantly typing when folk go over for his podcast) - they're all PR & marketing

[@adriennem3168]

Tom is the worst

[@austint5672]

Smoking crack watching this rn

[@nomo01]

Pass da pookie foo

[@austint5672]

@@nomo01 we tweakin on a Wednesday fam

[@JaelaOrdo]

Hunter Biden is that you?

[@XanVicious]

@@austint5672DA CRYSTAL GOT ME LAFFIN LIKE CHRYSLER 🗣️🗣️💯

[@MrZeh617]

Schmokn' dat FlvaFlav! 😬

[@DirtyDan2500]

I’m sure Bert won’t binge drink to cope

[@Blue_Sun1]

That's because he won't binge drink to cope. He will just binge drink because that's what he always does.

[@__-bz7wh]

​@@Blue_Sun1he will binge drink extra kek

[@victorlee5208]

Absolutely not 😅

[@thePreparedFather]

Bert? Naw bruh he good. You can tell he’s firing off on all cylinders

[@d.c.1059]

what a cope-aholic

[@devinkroupa1838]

Berts like the drunk uncle at the wedding that hits on the bride

[@TheDooDooRanger]

Accurate af

[@JaxJangles]

“You’re just so beautiful tonight” 😂

[@XanderShiller]

🎶 I'm a muthaluvin bride hitter, a bride hitter/ wasn't tryin to get my wife bitter, my wife bitter, But she knows not to interrupt MY liquor, when I'm w MY n.. She know that I'm a muthaluvin bride hitter, a wife hitter, she never know when I'll hit her, when I'll hit her 🎶 🤷‍♂️

[@teddnagurski5583]

Naw. Bert doesn't talk to anybody who can't help his career.

[@chickengenius4202]

True but that’s big Jay Oakerson

[@williamhornabrook8081]

Luis did a rap contest on RAP for white rappers to compete for the title Crack Amico. This guy competed under the name 'Real Ass Wigga' and won the contest.

[@magiofthoth]

Lore worth knowing

[@strikingmachine2975]

this is rich, coming from Luis Gomez, a guy who confronts one 5 foot 6 guy per month who "disrespected" him..

[@bigtomt63t89]

Redbar is watching

[@gamerk1625]

Have you seen his hog? Guys got a piece on him​@@CobraOzzy666

[@dirtmasta2960]

Redbar: *crash sounds* "yeah we fucking suck" **crash sounds** "yeah so idk how we are responsible but we are nothing but leaches"....**crash sounds** Red bar sucks red rocket

[@nickc3856]

watching other men pipe down Jules

[@Indoorchicken1995]

@@dirtmasta2960give it a year my guy

[@rustyshaklefurd4700]

Redbar is regarded

[@jamesthomison4356]

Crack said he approached Brendan Schaub at Skankfest and said “hey dude I have a song ‘LA is Gay’ and about you and the other LA comics. And schaub was like “I’m from Colorado.”

[@jackelewish1568]

Lol if that's true that's the funnest thin Shubert has done since flipping his truck over.

[@HeiressEllie]

I wonder if his mind is so empty it doesn't register to him that he is still, in fact, an LA Comic, despite wherever he was born.

[@tankhankeress1739]

That’s exactly how it went down

[@dragonfoxsolid1308]

There is nothing I love more than listening to a new 2lazy2try video while I apply black paint face

[@johnmillay6790]

Dam you fumbled, woulda been good too

[@johns1625]

This comment is like landing a kick flip first try only to have your skateboard roll into a little chunk of gravel and you go flying off face first

[@SturgusLipmonger]

Doesn’t say the OP’s comment is edited, so I’m curious what he whiffed.

[@yiccers]

The previous replies to this comment passed the Tard Test with flying colors.

[@__-bz7wh]

Brack fragility in the replies on full display

[@lozzzzy]

Bert is usually the delusional one but him saying Tom changing is the reason 2Bears got bad is so damn true 😂 he really isn't funny anymore

[@billnye4213]

I agree Tom is worse. Bert has always been Bert but Tom has changed into a smug rich jerk.

[@eversayala9944]

Tom's a trust fund baby, but only jist now showing it

[@adrianfleming3437]

​@eversayala9944 he showed it the whole time

[@lozzzzy]

@adrianfleming3437 no dude watch the first 2 specials he was actually down to earth and had funny/dark material thats why he grew an audience not this recent bullsht thats why people always say "old tom/ymh"

[@eversayala9944]

@@lozzzzy im not saying hes not funny at all. Tom never had to do the bump and grind that other comedians and us poors go through to achieve something though. And now that he feels comfortable we get to see his true face and how he feels about those less blessed in life

[@777biscuits]

Mark saying he doesn’t know how ppl spend so much time researching comedians, when open mic comics to professionals turn into full fledged private investigators when they have roast battles against each other

[@cady__]

Mark podcasts weekly, talks about himself on tons of podcasts, does stand up - all this for YEARS, and has the balls to say he can’t believe people spend time ‘researching comedians’ 😂 DUDE YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF by putting all that out. these people lack self awareness to the point it’s painful 😂

[@jonsnow5518]

he just couldn't think of anything polite to say because the track spits so much fact. Normand acts whacky but he's actually a shrewd careerist when it comes to his richer, but less talented friends.

[@marcosgin777]

@@cady__not just that but he’s tryna say “they’re wasting their time” but saying it like an asshole. He wastes sm time saying nothing on podcasts like ???

[@explorinjenkins349]

I like Normand. But, I can see him folding like an omelet under scrutiny. Dude, save it.

[@10ftSamsquanchy]

He has ongoing business with Bert through the fully loaded tour.

[@deloriablackwolf1251]

@@10ftSamsquanchy Also has a rich lawyer daddy

[@losethOS88]

​@@deloriablackwolf1251that makes sense why he reacted like that

[@Infinite.Worldz]

Bert's 15 hours are over.

[@TrapGambino]

Urs never started.

[@CRFLAus]

No no wait, he'll take his shirt off in a minute.

[@blackpillz3479]

... 14 hrs and 45 min more then he should've got lol

[@Deadman1000]

​@@TrapGambinoyou say that like we all want to be famous. Sucks to suck I guess? 😂

[@TrapGambino]

@@Deadman1000 should probably check my page

[@wolfdrayvus101]

Mark Normand is lowkey one of the biggest babies in the industry lol. He complains about everything

[@JRill-s1j]

Yeah I like his comedy but he’s annoying

[@dennismetzger9287]

Ya there's somethin about him that erks me

[@krazyzyko]

​​​​@@dennismetzger9287Fake sportscaster voice from the 70's who double fists the mic like it's Rogan's cock. Doesn't bends his knees while he walks. Rushes through his material with the fear that his previous joke bombed. Which is usually still being processed by a confused and overwhelmed crowd. Goes: "Aaahhhhhh" after every bomb or awkward silence which is basically his entire act. Wears shades in doors to feel invisible like the kid from Big Daddy.

[@awesomebeast7509]

That’s because his podcast host Sam Morrill is rubbing off on him. Sam takes the cake for biggest complainer

[@klompsauce]

@@awesomebeast7509yids gonna yid

[@runeplate123]

Mark came off like a little sensitive granny here….

[@SturgusLipmonger]

I think he just REALLY doesn’t want to end up in Crack’s sniper scope.

[@libertarianpunk8558]

Mark is the “edgy one” from the Joe circle

[@odpopcorn586]

So weird, he couldn’t even fake laugh

[@HOLOFRACTAL77]

Maybe he is just a loyal dude that is friends with Bert. Just a thought.

[@i.m.s.s2564]

shut tf up with your parasocial relationships

[@goaheadcaller]

Trust me. Bert listened 100 times and cried every time. And had a fit of rage half the time.

[@Amavra]

Wow you're a loser. Did you have fun creating that scenario in your imagination? "Trust me" is such a funny way to start a sentence of speculation.

[@clicheguevara5282]

I bet he sounds the same crying as he does when he's laughing.

[@tj-8422]

☠️

[@duckmasterflex]

Being featured in a 2L2T video is the peak of my KZbin commenting career

[@youngkirks]

I'm loving this Redbar x 2Lazy romance arc.

[@wheresthegrillcheese]

Redbar is pretty gay though

[@youngkirks]

@@wheresthegrillcheese Give it a year.

[@issh1n]

redbar is a rodent

[@NakedBonghit]

listen with gay ears. ​@@wheresthegrillcheese

[@B8Em]

See yah next year bud

[@reacting_to_stuff_]

The song is viral ultimate hit

[@Somegoy]

It's at 62k....I wouldn't call that viral yet

[@deecocoa]

@Somegoy it's already gotten over 100k since you posted 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@justbigstepbro9167]

I hate when podcasters call out people for being “obsessed” with them, yet a lot of their content is similar commentary on people they have never Met.

[@joshsaunders6392]

It's very Regina George

[@ourshit5725]

"Marc Normand and that girl" had me ROLLING🤣!

[@signoguns8501]

"2bears1grave" lmao

[@TheRaspberryExperiment]

Yeah that's a banger line

[@Bacon__SteezBurger]

Mike from Redbar talks to Luis quite a bit apparently which is pretty funny haha Long Live Redbar ✊🏽 Mike is a legend

[@daltondecaprio9590]

I followed 2Lazy for a while before I got fist deep into Redbar. Praying for Louis to come on Redbar once and have them roast a mutual fool together. Just saw that old compound media episodes with him and Louis they have amazing chemistry.

[@jakehopgood7446]

@@RubberDicky I thought I heard that it was someone impersonating Burr and Mike was in on it.

[@spaghettiwrestler]

redbar went on an early episode of real ass podcast too

[@Azoria4]

Maturing is not giggling when your girl queefs. Stay blessed.

[@jona3180]

facts. you just sort of ignore it and carry on

[@cheesezee86]

Damn, I just make duck noises back

[@MyEgoMyThoughts]

You can absolutely be mature and giggle at that? It’s disgusting and deserves to be laughed at.

[@__-bz7wh]

Maturing is not bringing it up when you need to beat her in an argument

[@shuriflwrs]

ONK🐊

[@JY-wv2zm]

I used to hate redbar, then I gave it a year.

[@joseyjudson1287]

I used to do drugs, still do, but I used to too

[@danksidoodles]

Yup.

[@beansdestroyer]

was it hard to come out to your parents?

[@gc4201]

Louis Gomez is real and blunt and its refreshing

[@paulbryant8403]

Too bad he aint funny

[@williamhornabrook8081]

@@paulbryant8403 You don't seem funny.

[@Tedanson]

Luis J! Gomez

[@derrickcarbona9245]

​@@williamhornabrook8081 He isn't getting paid to be😁

[@Jmiah-j7v]

He seems more real than most these clowns

[@matturner6890]

Luis J. Gomez is a real-ass dude.

[@chickengenius4202]

You forgot the sarcasm font

[@Plague_Doc22]

The guy who shit talked Schaub, then when he was on the podcast would constantly defend him. Dude's soft with no backbone like most standups.

[@joenichols3901]

Sir, you’re gay

[@halointl]

Bro rollerbladed away from 9/11

[@_..-.._..-.._]

Luis is the worst. Terrible voice, terrible employer, terrible comedian.

[@jayt1082]

Redbar also commented on this. He is also in the diss track video.

[@ethanwasme4307]

similar here 😂

[@RayFinkle05]

I love it when comedians talk about The Craft™️

[@mscj4710]

That track was amazing lmao

[@SyntaxErr19287]

Not as hard as evol love steez

[@joenichols3901]

I love that Redbar is basically like Voldemort lmao

[@painus_n_uranus7088]

I literally started listening to redbar yesterday now 2lazy is glazing I love it

[@theandrogynousmisogynist]

Red bar is garbage

[@michaelplz9069]

​@@theandrogynousmisogynist give it a year

[@elt9867]

*Redbar explosion sounds

[@ethanwasme4307]

i read this just as bert said he would tour with crack 😂

[@neilkenobi]

Eminem been quiet af since that new crack Amico dropped!! 🔥 🔥

[@SquiddlyInk]

2Lazy you have earned my respect for giving Redbar his flowers

[@thegimp7796]

Normand used to shit on comedians too before he was rich

[@renejuarez1206]

Redbar in the wild is gonna be dope can’t wait channels like this throwing the og some love is dope 🫡

[@fercampos4161]

For as much as they say they should have a thick skin and this shouldn’t bother Bert, you can tell by how uncomfortable everyone is while talking about it, they really think it’s weird for someone to talk shit about them. They can talk about whoever they want, say whatever they want, and they can say they’re fair game until they’re blue in the face, but why are they so uncomfortable and even having a debate about if they’re fair game or not. Shouldn’t that be a given?

[@EkstatikFrenzy]

Dude, they're one of 250 savages in the world, where the woke meets the wall. Get to know...

[@jakehopgood7446]

take away Bert's position of power and he's just a fool

[@t-mac1236]

What grinds my gears about some of these comedians is that a during certain point in their rise they lose all gratitude for there fans. They act like we are peasants. The perfect example of this attitude is Tom and Bert. Mostly Tom though

[@jonsnow5518]

i blame Patreon in a way. once they realised 'civilians' are willing to pay even more for their every random thought (when there's so much free content available). it feeds their egos too much and they lose touch.

[@t-mac1236]

@@jonsnow5518 exactly! I always plead with people whenever possible to save their damn money and not give it away to these ungrateful comedians. Even if you are the biggest fan you should save your money. You can tell who TRULY appreciates donations. None of these big name comedians do

[@sardonicus76]

This reminds me of a story I heard about Bert buying McDonald’s for an audience after one of his standup shows. It was like he knew how embarrassingly bad his “comedy” was and tried to make up for it by treating everyone to some cheap, greasy fast food. “Sorry I couldn’t make it to your soccer match, champ. You want me to buy you a Happy Meal or somethin’?”

[@DawryMike]

REDBAR IS UPON US

[@ethanwasme4307]

watching is over, the public acceptance is in coming...

[@lethalexponent6]

He's not bringing him out, he has an idea every 30 minutes that he never follows through with

[@screamdreamer9085]

2 bears 1 grave, is thee, greatest song ever written💥

[@EXTENDEDWARRANT]

It’s good 2 see redbar get more attention I think he provides a valuable service

[@DanishingAct]

Crack Amico is the truth

[@ThaFashionAssassin]

Paused the video to go listen to the track. Bars 😂

[@BillyTheKidOfficialYT]

I’ll say this about Bert… he has great shoulders.

[@yehheapsmadaybut]

That joke continues to not be funny

[@BillyTheKidOfficialYT]

@@yehheapsmadaybut sorry I didn’t know there were hardcore Bert fans lurking in the comments

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

@@yehheapsmadaybut You got some Bert shoulders, don’t ya bud?

[@AhmadM25]

why are you so lazy? just try harder!

[@Seinsmelled]

he shouldnt try 2 hard!!!

[@jamesthomison4356]

Figgure it out!!

[@For_The_Watch]

Bro you’re pandering for likes from a KZbinr. This shits pathetic.

[@CrackAmico]

ON GOD 😈🤝😈

[@kieran6417]

GET EM

[@Ryan-lx3ki]

🫡

[@TheElbowMerchant]

Crack Amico speaks the truth.

[@nickmuaythaiandfitness]

Proud Scars club member… Redbar’s watching

[@beefchillingham6790]

Genuinely curious, has bobby lee ever done or said anything funny? I’m always blown away that he is considered a comedian.

[@Gigachad92202]

Are you gonna cover the disastrous episode of bad friends with Bobbi Althoff?

[@PurpleHazeVanNederlands]

Everyone knows Santino is dating Bobbi, she is actually talented unlike KhaylyBPD though

[@FAB13]

​@@PurpleHazeVanNederlands What, well I didn't know that.

[@GerryPrompt]

Bobbi is a hella WOULD

[@YEEYEE-dy8tk]

Bad friends is for R words

[@ghostapulu7906]

@@PurpleHazeVanNederlandshe’s married lol but I will say… his energy was different when Bobbi was around. It’s almost like he was trying to be cool

[@Exoticshard]

you're the best 2Lazy!

[@flapjack6495]

Damn I went back and listened to it, it's INCREDIBLE also CRACK went on live and said he doesn't like them and he's not gonna bend the knee for them

[@Sarevok_Wins]

Segura's stoicism, Delia showing humility on Soft White Underbelly, and Bert's closeted alcoholism. We truly are in a Renaissance. Edit: Spell checked in the comments. I'm an idiot.

[@Bassist-Beneath]

Soft White Underbelly*

[@Sarevok_Wins]

@Bassist-Beneath ah shit. Good looks, good looks.

[@ihen8440]

You can definitely listen to one half of a pod cast and get even more info about borts life then what’s in the song

[@gehrmanfirsthunter8646]

Bert has absolutely talked about his dad's career on 2 Bears

[@BrandonWilliams-wf6hg]

Joe Matarese is watching

[@MannyMuskets]

Blind Mike Geary is watching

[@PurpleHazeVanNederlands]

Everyone knows and loves Crack

[@menwithven8114]

As a long time die hard comedy podcasts fan ive come back around to Bert so much more than any other comedian. Tom is honestly dead to me from now on. Hell I like Schaub more than Tom at this point.

[@Aeonfell]

It's fucked up that I agree with that last part

[@liamjones9115]

Why is Dr Drew a thing?

[@ethanwasme4307]

he's insane

[@joshsaunders6392]

He needs more attention than is available on earth

[@goodrobot1]

I hope santino gets triggered by Bob and Whit. Santino is the worst.

[@Mr_PawsLaws]

Give it a year.

[@johnathanreynolds7008]

Watch out for "2lazy2die" next 😆😂🤣

[@Tedanson]

I'm 2 lazy to be bi!

[@ThaFashionAssassin]

@@Tedansonof course takes twice the work 😂

[@mrj3217]

LOS is promoting their buddy and the Rogan team keeps relevance using the baby face/heal angles to keep the people hate watching. This is next level shit man.

[@CptCupcake5]

He took it really well honestly

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

On screen, sure. I’m positive he got binge drunk and cried about it

[@racehoglund7251]

@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Accessthat’s a normal night for him anyway

[@MelodicV2]

REDBARS WATCHING

[@AFGSp1ck]

Ari is a true friend. Sent it immediately. Set Bert up to save himself a bit.

[@famalam943]

Bert is 2 steps away from finally succumbing to his alcoholism and it’s gonna be so funny

[@crissman1787]

Lmfaoooooo😂

[@SturgusLipmonger]

That’s funny?

[@famalam943]

@@SturgusLipmongerit’s hilarious

[@jonathancontis55]

FEEHAAAANNNNN!! You're going down a very VERY dark road. FIX IT!

[@K9_50Cal]

Killing it TwoLazy and God bless Louis J

[@frodiboonsatchel]

Luis technically created crack by starting a contest that crack won. Crack's the best

[@elijahvaldez7443]

They act like it hard to put a podcast on in the background while they just talk about their day😂

[@mistacle322]

Redbar is taking over

[@experttact]

Sort of gay how you said it though

[@nirvana182ify]

Redbars gang of simps are so damn cringe.

[@CryWolfFilms]

Mark normand getting more and more nervous hes the next comic to be joked on

[@AlejandroPerez-px2vc]

Just heard it it was fire.

[@6olf6wang6]

Luis as a character in comedy is hilarious, I’m not really into his stand up but him and Zach Amico are just hilarious characters, I loved when Nick Mullen would jab at them on cumtown lol

[@matty4natty]

Most devastating diss track since “No Vaseline “ and “Hit em Up”

[@TheRealHaloLover]

I love this channel. It's like the chatty/gossip school girl side of KZbin 😂

[@BiteSized_]

You have to give Bert credit for listening to it- Tom wouldn’t have picked up the phone

[@LBsixx]

luis j gomez is that last one that is for the people.

[@awesomebeast7509]

What about my good friend Nick Mullen?

[@Flyinclutchman206]

Handled it better than I thought

[@cultivatedmind8352]

Redbar is your reflection taunting you. He is walking mockery.

[@kvnprime]

I am a hip hop historian lol and That is the best dis track I've herd since Nas eithered jay z

[@Krissyd215]

This song is hilariously perfect😂

[@Deadman1000]

I think Tom really messed up with the "poors" joke when the guy had a dad who worked at a major bank and helped pay his way until he got famous. You can't pretend you came from the bottom when you were raised upper middle class

[@Kattery_Alt]

When did he pretend to come from the bottom exactly? Or are you just upset because someone you dont called you poor?

[@Deadman1000]

@@Kattery_Alt he has an episode where he's talking about how he would sleep in shitty apartments and how he "struggled" to be a comedian. What's got your panties in a wad?

[@Kattery_Alt]

@@Deadman1000 How do you know His parents financially supported him?? Not all parents pay for their kids life when they become an adult. You must have a pretty spoiled life if thats something you think is normal. (or You just assumed they supported him because you dont like him) Also becoming a comedian is difficult especially back then when there was no real social media, if you think otherwise your just ignorant lol Give me an example of when "his dad payed his way until he got famous" or Ur talkin out ur @ss

[@7star7storm7]

The look on Marky marks mush 😂 Put your sunglasses again brother

[@rtv4444]

He hides behind is sun glasses like a little bitch boy

[@Widderic]

Bert is that guy who shows up to a party and kills the vibe and nobody has fun until he finally leaves.

[@okaysure69]

Rogan loves saying he doesn't read comments CONSTANTLY. It's actually so funny that Luiz basically disproved that.

[@steveb3924]

Redbar's watching

[@THEHOMEBOY88PODCAST]

2lazy is the un laziest guy in the world

[@Bernie3000]

Holy crap man, 217k subscribers. That’s amazing! I remember when it was 2.7k. People are watching! Good on you!

[@Belenus3080]

Redbar is doing well, and they hate it. I think at a certain point someone in their corner told them to low key plug him, because then he loses his edge

[@ethanwasme4307]

i imagine a time where redbar is accepted by the comic community

[@beansdestroyer]

he is bitter than he is a z list comic and became an alcoholic

[@yoozkay]

Ive never heard of this guy before but he ETHERED these two

[@Billy-xl4sv]

redbar

[@petemagyar1445]

Is

[@ethanwasme4307]

cool 😎

[@beansdestroyer]

is a homosexual

[@IncogLion]

Mark's answer is sad. Comedians make a living shitting on people. If you don't think people are going to shit on you in return you have to be COMPLETELY delusional.

[@m0thdm]

If Bert and Tom leaned into all this shit, they'd BLOW UP. Just keep being terrible, and then acknowledge everyone who acknowledges it. Its when they pretend they are not this way that makes people tune out

[@sethhibbett]

True, anytime you can lean into the joke that’s being made about you it kind of neutralizes the energy and shows you don’t take yourself too seriously.

[@jakebestname9000]

Props 2L for sending this song. Excellent

[@mxbass1036]

I'm here because of redbar