Bert Kreischer, Shane Gillis, and Mark Normand Recount Memories from Bus Hangs - Full Episode

[@Naeshabby]

Mark tapping his foot in frustration while Bert tells endless stories

[@worldview3182]

I like how Shane falls back hes doesn’t need to be the loudest one

[@Ken-NRFI-Jr]

It’s what Brett does that’s what’s frustrating I came here for Shane and Mark but of course Bert just talks talks talks. I don’t even listen to two Bears anymore because it’s basically just Tom nodding the whole time.

[@MrThatguy421]

Every podcast burp is on consists of people waiting for him to stfu.

[@MrThatguy421]

@@Ken-NRFI-Jr you're so right. There were a few episodes without burt and it was so great. Really enjoyed hearing Tom talk, without the sound of Bert's dying cat fake laugh.

[@Ken-NRFI-Jr]

Don’t get it twisted I still love Brett but he doesn’t need to be the center allllllllll the time

[@TheSandWitch69]

Glad to see bert finally get a word in.

[@raouldukesgolfshoes1253]

Fucking vile human. Wiggling his toes. Gross.

[@darylbrown6739]

Lol

[@toolegittoquit789]

Could’ve used a lot more of Mark and Shane in this pod.

[@RxanDz]

Shane is rough when he’s not into it. But when he is I love him I’m a Patreon member for MSSP so I’m not talking shit

[@DantesPerineum]

No mark or Shane? Well that’s the reason I clicked. Boo kfc and Bert

[@toolegittoquit789]

@@RxanDz fellow dawg myself✊🏼

[@lCurbstomp]

You can't have more of anyone with this Bryce Coulters' mouth next to anyone's ear

[@odu2014]

@@RxanDz Yup. If Shane's not feeling it he puts in zero effort. His appearances on Flagrant are painful to watch. He needs a few Bud Lights to get in the zone.

[@robin1541]

Skipped to 7 random parts of this just to see how many times Bert would be talking and sure enough it was every single one 😂

[@B-RaDD]

🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@samanthab1923]

Damn!

[@fucgoogle4559]

To no one's surprise

[@robin1541]

@@fucgoogle4559 yep lol, I haven’t listened to 2 bears in over a year outside short clips that come up on my suggested because Bert has grown insufferable to me

[@imemberberry]

Second half is less Bert. And they are visiting his tour so idk what everyone expected.

[@tombystander]

Woulda been funny if mark and Shane got up in the middle and started their own podcast in the living room

[@Dirty_Lamberti]

Classic Bert. I love how he goes on a pod with two dudes who are exponentially funnier than he is, so he just overtalks them and bombards us with stories & bits we’ve already heard

[@rahuldubey652]

I haven't even listened to the episode but i already know bert is going to talk over everyone and never let anyone finish their stories

[@shmegma4371]

U mean never let them finish. *never

[@rahuldubey652]

@@shmegma4371 yes changed it now

[@billymac9419]

You have 2 of the funniest dudes on the planet on and you spend the entire podcast talking over them. Mindblowing

[@JustMe-yh1ps]

Bert just running old bits the entire time is peak bart

[@jrthhfdff]

Dude why is he running old bitz so psychotic

[@nate518]

Brutal he is running old shit he has said like 100 times… Jesus.

[@BookerT69]

I thought they seemed hack

[@CharlieCoops]

He is insufferable isn’t he. Can’t wait for the comedians to ditch him after hanging around for his fame/ticket sales

[@DesertDawg-oq5fg]

No way in hell Bert Kreischer is going to allow two insanely superior comedians to get a lot of words in.

[@Antiluls]

wait Berts a comedian?

[@jaydoubleuem]

Shut up you old fuckin loser

[@Antiluls]

@@jaydoubleuem You can definitely tell hes a Kreischer fan with those jokes.

[@saab9-5]

Hahahahahahahaha in bert laugh

[@seventy7bison]

Oh shit!

[@TheQuick3PS]

KFC and Bert talking over each other the whole time is pretty awesome.

[@Big_Kahuna302]

Battle of the hacks

[@mickmarty2082]

@@Big_Kahuna302 couple hacks doin better than u sweetheart. Happy valentine's day

[@Blackkeys12]

The two worst talkovers of all time. Shane said two words because of it and I’m ticked

[@fungusrumpus]

i havnt watched yet but figured bert would be yapping.

[@spacemichael9090]

@@Blackkeys12Shane said on his pod he was hung over and dreading doing more recordings or shows at that point

[@jaypers232]

Going to be tough for Shane to get in over Bert

[@joshnovosad3414]

Well you were right

[@samanthab1923]

That was my first thought too! Ugh

[@lukegalbreath7643]

that and he's likely hungover as fuck lol. first 30 minutes he's barely participated and is completely unready to respond to questions. hope he turns it around

[@nateb4543]

@@lukegalbreath7643cause he's why we're all here

[@BookerT69]

Saw Bert live and it was not good. Seems like a nice guy but smh

[@gingerbreadmannnn]

Dude I love how all of the barstool sports guys stories are just them admitting to being raging selfish assholes 😂😂😂

[@hakaigonzalez7253]

Dude brought up the Michigan guy story for no reason and it went nowhere.

[@JRDavis-hj4si]

Adderall

[@ricksanchez5696]

They're fake af literally only watched for Shaner

[@RabidNewts]

@@ricksanchez5696 whatchu saying about Mark Normand cuz?

[@ricksanchez5696]

@@RabidNewts you gonna cry in the car ...

[@dylanyewest534]

Shane and Mark are the future of comedy. I’m pumped to see where they go

[@loveistheanswer687]

Shane and Kevin

[@setco6536]

Update: Shane is now sponsored by Bud Lite and is gonna host SNL

[@dylanyewest534]

@@setco6536 called it almost a year ago and even called it back when his KZbin special dropped. The Bull is here to stay 💪🏼

[@DeltaTempest]

Bart's superpower is being able to be full energy hungover.

[@yehheapsmadaybut]

He definitely had some breakfast vodka before this

[@JRsmith.]

No thats just being a true alcoholic as the medical condition defines

[@John-su6ct]

I think his superpower is getting rich as a comedian when he’s not funny at all

[@patrick2365]

His super power is talking about himself

[@imnez12]

Love Mark and Shane Great show friends

[@Big_Kahuna302]

Could do without Brent

[@Nwordscissorhands1738]

@@Big_Kahuna302 agreed. Bert sux

[@jasonmaiden2277]

Only reason I'm here, I hear Feits is cool though

[@NSTLgng]

Too bad we didn’t get to hear them speak thanks to Bert.

[@Aphieon_]

I see Shane Gillis, I click.

[@micahv4280]

The young bull is cookin and in full crab swirl

[@22centuryfacts]

On Shane’s most recent podcast he says in the friendliest way that he was hungover this whole week & got exhausted with how barstool/the ppl in this house were always filming shit.

[@JustTheFlecks]

Yep. It’s probably nice to hang back and let Bert do the heavy lifting, then snipe in with a comment here and there.

[@ZatchBolski]

It was great that KFC and Feitelberg were able to be on KFC Radio with Bert.

[@fucgoogle4559]

When i only wanted to hear the other 2

[@Crypticenigma1]

My excited face turned to disappointment 5 minutes in

[@glass1258]

How has nobody ever called Bert out for his straight up lies man this is crazy

[@chadchadchadchadchad]

People have. He gets really pissy and defensive and then never talks to them again.

[@timcorcoran1819]

It’s disturbing the amount of lies he’s telling on these podcasts.

[@malkinmalone]

He will just say he lies to improve his stories. He claims he does it so the listener has a better time. He doesn’t realize it makes most people immediately start rolling their eyes part way through the story.

[@forgot2wipe]

@@chadchadchadchadchad who did that?

[@albrzostowski2459]

The Slash thing is ridiculous

[@vincentmorrelli3025]

You can pause this video at any point and Bert's talking

[@tomturek9682]

Thanks. Now I refuse to actually watch.I read comments first and I see this alot.

[@BookerT69]

You can fast forward too and he saying the same 💩

[@fredrickmiller6534]

It is sincerely fucking embarrassing for Bert. I see nothing but negative comments. He's toast.

[@machutcheson3724]

KFC is like a little brother trying to act cool in front of his older brothers friends

[@Nwordscissorhands1738]

I liked the part when Bert kept talking. I wish he did the high pitch laugh thing more. He’s so funny guys

[@B1055BH]

Lol idk how he got so popular

[@tomturek9682]

I thought I was the only one who thought he was a hack and how he is as popular as he is.His stand up is trash. The laugh seems so faked

[@jralanmorgan]

I don't even think it's a bit or character choice. He is so full of himself. No pun intended.

[@jz2365]

Y’all some haters

[@codyyoumans4402]

He’s such a terrible comic that he can sell out in multiple different countries… lol y’all are just here to bitch.

[@richardandrade9418]

It's obvious why bert is not part of protect our parks

[@Probasaur]

Three of the absolute greatest stand ups and podcasters. Seeing Mark normand live at the stress factory back before my illness got much worse was one of my favorite moments. He was totally generous and kind with his time. I was more than glad to buy a too small COMEDY! Tshirt since that was the last one he had. Awesome guy. Would be rly cool to see Shane and Bert one day as well. Shane is such a talented standup he truly feels like the heir apparent to Louis. Much love and respect thank you all for the phenomenal cast.

[@Nwordscissorhands1738]

Shane and mark were on this pod? Couldn’t hear over Bert’s mouth diarrhea

[@joef1299]

Bert’s a businessman not a standup. Don’t put great and him in same sentence.

[@zakarystanley9452]

Well said big dawg

[@yourdumbeyes]

Kinda bringing down the mood bro

[@codyyoumans4402]

I have tickies to see Shane this Saturday at the Florida theater. Idk who he has with him. I bet Mark is amazing live. I’ve seen Bert twice and Tom twice. I’ll go to Marks show as soon as he comes to Jacksonville or Orlando.

[@wilsonsclips_]

After one of Bert’s story’s everyone was just completely silent and then changed subject. That for me was the most enjoyable part of this podcast

[@topdownb58]

The green M&M thing in the rider isn't so much an urban legend, it's just a common business practice that managers would utilize to make sure the venue was on their Ps and Qs...if they took care of the one minute detail like getting the act a bowl full of M&Ms of all one particular color, you can then trust that they handled everything else that you've requested for the performance. Lots of rock bands had some variation of it...

[@Timathos]

You can hear Shane laughing through his nose whenever Bert rambles on

[@radtothebone23]

The way Bert talks in circles and interrupts is peak Alcohol Brain. He may be able to handle booze buts its forsure getting to his cognitive function

[@10barclayt]

That's his personality bro, not the alcohol. Dr. Drew said so

[@alexoneill301]

Shane bringing that melancholy energy to the pod

[@markpretorius24]

Did he speak?

[@littlewigglemonster7691]

@@markpretorius24 that's why he said melancholy

[@djmilehigh7472]

AUTOMATIC

[@0to60in1day]

Hard for him to speak when Bert won’t shut the fuck up.

[@samanthab1923]

Bert has that effect on folks

[@Jamesninja99]

Hell yeah mark normand keep on climbing trees bud.

[@mattmorse6849]

4 funny dudes and Burt.

[@wheaty39]

You think the barstool guys are funny? Lol

[@captainturf3995]

@@wheaty39they’re funnier than Bert if that’s saying anything

[@redonk1740]

"Joey's not feeling good" Bert: "Wrong curtain" Yet Joey didn't hesitate to run over to Bert's house to calm him down when he was on mdma.

[@22centuryfacts]

Exactly what I thought. Especially with how much Bert always says he loves Joey for doing that. Not a good look sometimes Bert just talks before thinking.

[@dominicgreen7532]

I forgot about this your 100% right this guys a scum bag

[@dominicgreen7532]

Most under rated comment

[@nathanneiding9501]

Who needs to be calmed down on mdma, you feel awesome

[@dominicgreen7532]

@@nathanneiding9501 hahahahahaah where's ari ?!

[@christophersmack1526]

I see Shane, I click.

[@jacobiwilson3887]

Hell yeah Shane is the best! I'm sure Bert will talk non stop though

[@andrewjoseph3687]

The reason I heard for the "only green M&Ms" on the artist's rider was that if a venue neglected to provide such a specific request, it could in theory be reasonably assumed they neglected more specific needs from the artist or band like needing their equipment handled or dialed in a certain way etc. etc.

[@curtisboyce3849]

you obviously have never hung out with musicians

[@portlandsamber]

Except it turns out that someone is running around town that day trying to track down your random list of needs and can't actually get their real jobs done .

[@STSGuitar16]

@@curtisboyce3849retty sure the artist was Van Halen and the reason they had it was because of the reason the original commenter described. Apparently they had started incorporating a new lighting rig that was incredibly heavy and just wanted assurance that the people setting it up at a venue were paying attention to the details of everything. This was right when bands first started making and bringing their own massive lighting and effects rigs for their shows, so it was a pretty new thing for venues to deal with, and if one of those big trusses fell and hit someone right, it could easily kill them. If they ended up getting a bowl of every m&m color they knew that the crew might be half-assing other stuff. At least, that’s what David Lee Roth said about it in an interview.

[@therealestdealest]

@@STSGuitar16 exactly that. Big heavy lighting like Metallica’s justice setup, pyro that has to be perfect and predetermined so you don’t step into a 30 foot flame, can’t take any risks. The m&m test is solid

[@CharlieEvansBristol]

​@@portlandsamber nope, it's a quick way to ensure shit gets done properly. And they'd just get catering to provide them if they're smart.

[@aBT31]

The Van Halen green m&m rider thing is true. They buried it in the instructions for how to do their sound. That way when they showed up, if they had a martini glass of green m&ms backstage, then they would know the venue got the sound right.

[@mikepetersen9887]

Bert thinks hes got two cubs runnin with him, but they are fully grown and can hunt there own meat.

[@hbginc4553]

I always see the guest KFC gets and think “this is going to be good” and then quickly realize with KFC hosting nothing is good because he doesn’t stfu

[@traviscoates6878]

Even when he has no voice

[@rileyhughes5613]

Finding someone who out-interrupts Bert, with %10 the comedic success rate of Bert, is truly astounding. This is excruciating to listen to.

[@hbginc4553]

@@rileyhughes5613 not only does he not shut up but he lies/makes up shit to make himself sound important.

[@alexxccccxbbb9952]

You guys are fucking losers. Stop watching his podcast then

[@imoldmayo]

@@rileyhughes5613 why is the percent before the ten? This ain’t money dawg

[@olliemunchies]

Oh cool. Another episode of "Burnt talks while guests listen"

[@ScottR3389]

To another fake story

[@PatSmith-eu3ig]

Fiets Normand is the one that told you that not a coworker 😂😂😂

[@mikepavelko3950]

This hurt's my brain lol

[@isetthem]

For those who don't know, Bert was a rich kid growing up. He likes to play it off like his dad was a working-class guy. His dad was a lawyer for the church of scientology. Bert has always had the money to pay his bills.

[@clientsclick]

wooooahh 😮

[@littlewigglemonster7691]

The real liver kings

[@thatrunawayguy3555]

Shane Gillis wasn't feeling this one. Juat watched his latest podcast, and he said he was always hungover and getting tired of being around so many people for so long. I feel his emotions just looking at him haha

[@rekeembelac1684]

Can I get time stamps for whenever Bert isn’t talking? If that’s possible? 20 minutes in and I’m exhausted from Bert and homie on the left

[@nicokent9648]

Ah man i came for mark and Shane and got Bert lol

[@aBT31]

Young Bull sounds pretty banged up

[@mimmkey]

Peters Herps!! Also another wonderful episode!! Its never not insane hearing my bleeps and bloops before you three legends launch another segment. Thank you so much for letting me be a part of the team😊 Lastly, Kyle, well done on keeping it all on the rails buddy.

[@ShamanOfShaftNeverLost]

Mark Normand voice is what I imagined Marc Maron would sound like

[@mattkirby994]

Have you not heard Mark before? I don't get it

[@joshuaculver5747]

Damn! Bert went after Burr a little at 12:45. Mark Normand in the background giving the drop it signal.

[@dalelane1948]

wow! Some really funny guys...... and Bret Kreisler.

[@ericaveyandthehealing]

I see two comedians…love Mark and Shane!

[@elagace03]

Oh Bert has to be the center of attention and interrupt his friends for an hour and a half? I’ve never seen this show, I can’t wait! He’s reminding more and more of Brenda slob ever time I see him.

[@TheMcendreem1]

wish there was a matt and shane secret podcast and we might be drunk mashup

[@tibbsmcfish3056]

Here after listening to the new MSSP and knowing how pissed Shane was that the barstool crew was there 🤣

[@Cocoa1million]

This is nice because I can pretend im listening to someone other than KFC

[@jacobuska]

Me too just a jre without Rogan

[@cavemanvi]

@@jacobuska the Jordan Peterson episode

[@Kurschner2]

Voice might be different but he still doesn’t stop talking

[@TribeOfCooks]

Come to Seattle fellas!! Thank you for the laughs - Let’s go frisbee golf

[@nathancherry7237]

30 minutes in. Shane has had 3 sentences

[@samanthab1923]

Yikes

[@henrikmarshall3504]

He’s hungover…

[@TaddiKONG]

When Shane finally gets that hair of the dog at about 58:00 he wakes up

[@aaronrendon6437]

Dang. Got super excited for this, but based on the comments about Mark and Shane not getting much mic time, I guess I’ll go find something else to listen to. Lol

[@epnlvr9790]

SAME

[@JustTheFlecks]

Worth the listen… Shane and Mark hung back, but got great comments in at Burnt’s pauses.

[@sneakersforthelow9754]

First time I saw Shane smile was when bert mentioned his cousin Andrew who Shane said he wished was here lmao

[@jrthhfdff]

Every comment talking about Bert is an absolute banger 😂😂

[@isaacfisher9858]

I'm only 9 minutes in to the video and I feel like Bert has been talking the whole time.

[@MrChoco88]

Didn't think ANYONE could interrupt and talk over people more than Burt but gawd damn KFC did it! Insufferable.

[@garrett8420]

Can someone make a Bert-free cut of this? I'd watch that

[@aidanlaliberte1884]

The 5 minute cut haha

[@jujubean1185]

30:13 Bert - "if you get it, then you get it and once you get it, you get it" KFC - "Yeah once it happens, I feel like it just happens" Podcasting gold here folks... Kind of an accurate summation of at least the first half of this ep..

[@JohnSchaeferUNIVERSE]

BRO. RIGHT OUT THE GATE, TALKING LIKE HE'S KING. LOL LOL LOL😂

[@sarahkiefer2430]

Bert is a legend in his own mind

[@davidmiller7232]

Dude anytime Bert is on a podcast I’m reluctant to watch or listen to it but Shane and Mark make it worth it.

[@Theworstchannelposting]

This is a fall of Bert Kreischer gold mine for some KZbin video essay maker.

[@jt5604]

It's alllll about Bert lol

[@andrewharwell7152]

If I heard some females insult shane like that it's on sight. Dawgs for life

[@Jake24200]

Since Bert’s wife is such a harsh critic, you’d think she tell him to shut the f up more often. I don’t even dislike him, but he interrupts people all the time for boring personal stories as if he’s the most important person in every room. I guarantee he wouldn’t be selling out arenas for 5 nights without actual talent like mark and Shane ahead of him

[@cableplusjackie]

Well said

[@gavinjones281]

Lol imagine Big Jay being asked to wait in the car while they film this

[@shannonconklin2157]

Love everything you guys are doing..... thanks for the laughs

[@musicalchairs777]

If Bert shaved his beard, his face and torso would look identical, especially when he goes "Oooh ooooh! Did I ever tell you about the time..."

[@gerardoreyes5961]

Click bait.....came for Shane......all I got was Bert.....

[@ronniebrodwater1837]

Braggin’ Bert. Got to be tough to be around.

[@txtacos817-3]

Bert ruined this

[@samanthab1923]

Like everything he touches

[@kellyhays7546]

Shane is pouting over the eagles blowing it

[@DesertDawg-oq5fg]

This podcast was recorded Friday before the game

[@MRmanbearpig1993]

Bart knowing his fans are all stupid is kind of genius.

[@yehheapsmadaybut]

That's not genius. His people definitely did market research and found that majority have not finished highschool level education

[@MRmanbearpig1993]

@@yehheapsmadaybut when someone says "yeah I love comedy, Bert Kreisher is my favorite." I then know I need to keep my words small and simple.

[@vancamprobert]

Shane is so hung over 😂.….” I’m not participating”

[@irishcream677]

Lol yeah I tapped out early this has real lunch with your boss vibes

[@wildtaz369]

well done guys best podcast on barstool

[@0to60in1day]

I liked the part where Bert declined to get out of bed to help a panicked/sick Joey Diaz. When Joey is the person that helped Bert get through being drugged by Ari. Really great friend move there.

[@samtavakoli6682]

Bert's an actual trash human being, plus his stand up sucks. I've never understood the appeal.

[@millardfilmore1403]

I mean fuck bert anyway

[@d4niel711]

Not surprised at all

[@monsieurdildo]

Just got to this part and I’m somehow still shocked by his selfishness after all these years m, feels like everybody talking about how good of a guy he is is just because he showered them with money and expensive gifts/experiences

[@yehheapsmadaybut]

Time code for this?

[@marklindsay6177]

“Brewster Millions this “ hit hard low key

[@neilphipps806]

Welcome to the Bert tells lies and brags show

[@2CODKillers]

lol whoever was running the cameras was down bad this day

[@Big_Kahuna302]

Woah this is gonna be great hearing Bart talk and make up lies for an hour and a half

[@dedo7326]

I like to think that the reason they put Bert’s d1 tennis serve storie upfront was them outright telling us without telling us this is a lie.

[@raiusdaltar1483]

Yeah my favorite is when he interrupts someone who is in the middle of saying something interesting just to jerk himself off

[@riche1673]

Woqh a comedian lies to make ppl laugh crazyyyyyy

[@levitimelevi]

@@JohnnyGingy stop using multiple emojis and makes you look simple. Bert kreischer is a litmus test it weeds out all the NPCs. I'm sure you're a big fan

[@raiusdaltar1483]

@@riche1673 he makes people laugh?

[@josef2012]

Welcome to Bertcast!

[@jacobschneider9392]

What an all star cast

[@zootsoot2006]

Ya never heard tell of a hyphen?

[@jacobschneider9392]

@@zootsoot2006what be that?

[@millardfilmore1403]

@@zootsoot2006 no way you need a hyphen for your brain to focus on this sentence

[@travishenderson9635]

3 people trying to talk over two of the best comedians in the world for an hour. Nice.

[@marcolewis9462]

Dude just buys his friends. Incredible

[@Yoseph602]

Bert has to be the only guest lol

[@murkwell17]

I'm not too terribly far in, but this is the least I've heard shane talk on a podcast ever. I hope he's doing alright

[@traviscoates6878]

Clearly hungover AF

[@nuvourldorda6084]

you never go full retard man

[@nicholassemelak6224]

The rogan shroom episode was the most quiet i think. That was a mistake lol

[@jaypers232]

@@fortyfirstmillennial9862 bingo. If you watch enough podcasts with Bert you’ll figure this dynamic out and Shane always just takes the back seat

[@buckeyegirl16]

He picked it up a little on the back half...hangover started wearing off, lol. The first time he was on flagrant was pretty rough... it was at the end of a podcast run he did and he was just tapped out. He redeemed himself on a later episode tho LOL

[@JerryHatrickShorts]

Burt sits in his chair like an old Korean man

[@_EddieRay]

This is like a podcast verison of a music super group 😂💯 don’t want this to end

[@colbychubb8115]

It's funny seeing the camera pan to someone else but then burt starts talking again so it goes right back lol

[@adamhenegan9315]

Bert is the most self choreographed person on this earth. “R u you rolling rn? Perfect.” We love you bert