Meat Prints and Tofu Nuggets with Sarah Silverman and Todd Glass | Something’s Burning | S3 E22

Sarah Silverman and Todd Glass stop by the kitchen for some meat prints and tofu nuggets. We talk Todd’s OCD, Sarah’s experience watching porn, and how great a person Mister Rogers was. I make a new take on chicken and waffles, Todd treats us to Pop-Tart ice cream sandwiches… and I’m serenaded at the end. All in all, a pretty great day.
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FALAFEL WAFFLES W/ TOFU FINGERS
Falafel Waffles
* Falafel mix
* Beaten egg
* Olive oil
* Water
1. In a large bowl, combine falafel mix, ¼ olive oil and one beaten egg along with water as falafel mix directs.
2. Stir to combine; let sit for 15 min.
3. Spray waffle maker with cooking spray
4. Add heaping tablespoons of batter to waffle maker; close and cook according to waffle maker’s directions.
Tomato / Cucumber / Feta Salad
* Red onion; thinly sliced
* Fresh cilantro leaves
* Fresh parsley leaves
* Lemon juice
* Red wine vinegar
* English cucumber
* Cherry tomatoes
* Feta cheese
* Olive oil
1. In a food processor, pulse cilantro, parlsey, lemon juice, red wine vinegar, and a dash of black pepper.
2. With the machine running, add ¼ cup olive oil.
3. Transfer to a large bowl with sliced cherry tomatoes, thinly sliced red onion, feta, and cucumbers.
4. Toss to coat veggies; set aside.
Crispy Tofu Fingers
* Extra-firm tofu
* Veggie broth
* Nutritional yeast flakes
* Soy Sauce
* Ground cumin
* Onion powder
* Garlic powder
* Milk
* White vinegar
* AP Flour
* Flaxseed
* Salt
* Cornstarch
* Paprika
* Canola oil
1. Press tofu to drain out water
2. Combine veggie broth, nutritional yeast, soy sauce, cumin, onion powder, and garlic powder to make marinade; mix well
3. Pour marinade over cut / cubed tofu; let sit for 30 min
4. Whisk together milk, white vinegar, AP flour, flaxseed, and salt to make batter.
5. Combine AP flour, cornstarch, paprika, onion powder, garlic powder, and salt for the breading.
6. Pour canola oil into skillet and set over medium heat.
7. Take tofu out of the marinade and roll into breading mixture.
8. Remove and transfer to the batter; roll to coat.
9. Remove and place back into breading mixture; roll to cover.
10. Place tofu into hot oil and fry about 4 min, until golden and crispy.
Tzatziki Sauce
* Grated cucumber
* Whole milk Greek yogurt
* Lemon Juice
* EVOO
* Grated garlic
* Sea salt
* Chopped dill and mint
1. Gently squeeze moisture from grated cucumbers
2. Combine all ingredients; chill for service.
To Plate
1. Dish out cucumber salad onto bottom of plate
2. Top with falafel waffle, then tofu fingers
3. Drizzle tzatziki sauce over.
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[@cracklecracklebaybay5612]

It's down right criminal that I EVER forget how much I love Todd Glass. That man is a damn National Treasure.

[@BPH55]

Seeing his face just makes me smile.

[@matthewhunter7188]

He really does deliver every time. And Sarah is a legend.

[@CamsHammer]

I love Todd Glass so much. I watch almost all of these episodes, but I couldn't click on this one fast enough. What a gem of a man.

[@huntincolby7]

When Bert is cry laughing he looks like a grown up Chunk from The Goonies

[@deaderthendead041]

😳yyeeeEESSSS! 😅

[@mr.a822]

Wow, I remember when they appeared on Doug Benson’s show “Getting Doug With High” years ago and now reunited years later on Bert’s show for food this time instead of 420 😂😂😂.

[@krisperry710]

If you watch them back to back it seems like they went and got munchies

[@RepublicansJugglingLs]

Sarah silverman is amazing 🤣 Her joke she did about her sister getting wasted at college is one of my favorite jokes ever written. It's crafted so well and the punchline in such a serious sounding story just sweeps your feet out from under you because you don't see it coming. Gotta see her live. 🤣

[@brisci]

I was the Director of Photography and editor of the 1997 Todd's Coma video. I just found it on KZbin kzbin.info/www/bejne/qIPIhGCXgLV0fbs. I don't have a copy of it. It was filmed at a small theatre space in Hollywood which was run by HBO if my memory is correct. Sarah was in it and lots of other celebrities and comedians. I just shot the stage portion and edited the memories/sketches into the film. Todd and a couple of his collaborators came to my house in the O.C. to watch the edit at night. It was an interesting experience.

[@himoragenma6416]

Intellectually interesting or BUTT-FUCK interesting???🤔

[@dylanmeadows7061]

I so badly wish todd an Sarah would start a podcast..

[@himoragenma6416]

I just wish Sarah had guests on hers, EVERY FUCKIN' BODY would do it, because she's THE BEST!!!👍

[@dylanmeadows7061]

Ya, tbh I kinda forgot about hers. But ya I agree she's awesome an id watch that too.

[@himoragenma6416]

@@dylanmeadows7061 "Ya here that Sarah, I'm coming to join ya honey, with ONE viewer for your podcast!!!" 😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏

[@stephaniehalloran4447]

3 friends getting high and being silly could be my favorite thing ever. When Todd put on his suit jaket high to talk about pop tarts I was dead. Also, im not sure ive seen a person laugh so hard they turned purple like Bert. 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

[@ethanbishop5004]

Okay Bert. Legendary episode. Dr. Phil (Adam Ray) and Dr. Phil (Dr. Phil). The only two guests. For food, smash burgers

[@PowerHouse1987]

OMG this would be amazing

[@HH_Julius]

It's a whole nother show...everyone gets high and then tries to come up with food ideas and then make it 🤣 This episode was amazing!

[@stephaniehalloran4447]

Full on agree 😂❤❤❤

[@WVReptileGuy]

Todd I am right there with you. I have the bed made and I have another blanket I use on top of the made bed.

[@user-ue8wo9tx7b]

Todd and sarah are such legends. They seem so cool to

[@jesuslives4money1]

Top notch guests, huge fan of both. And the always funny Bert Kreisher! Great episode but could your next guest be a cookbook? Damn weird food sometimes, he he he... 😁😂

[@neurosin]

Mad respect for both of these artists! Silverman's career is absolutely insane. SNL? Mr. Show? School of Rock (as the straight man, no less)? Disney Princess Venelope? Steel Panther Music Video? and on and on and on and on! And Todd Glass; gay, dislexic, Jewish?! Save some hurdles for the rest of us, sir! fr tho, Glass is one of the most solidly consistent comedians I know.

[@BasedGod-ey5ee]

She reminds me of Dave Chappelle...wasnt she on My Best Friends Girl? Early 2000s nostalgia is hittin hard

[@alexderoche1861]

Just as I read "School of Rock" in your comment, she said "Dewey" in the video (9:12), which was Jack Black's character's name in School of Rock. That was weird lol 😂

[@deaderthendead041]

She also did an episode of star trek voyager

[@deaderthendead041]

I love that sarah Was like a supporting mother figure To todd the whole episode & Todd has always been hilarious in my opinion

[@crowe9385]

I could watch stoned Sarah converse with Bert and Todd all day. She is legit hilarious from her reactions, to her wit. It’s just perfect

[@BentMode1989]

Thank you Bert and the Squad!! Bad ass episode 💯

[@LisaMoody1979]

Todd Glass makes my heart smile! 😊👉❤

[@probably-nobody]

"Helen Keller was very vocal" 😅😭

[@deaderthendead041]

I've got so many politically incorrect jokes right now😅

[@andrewwhite1305]

I like the idea of a double pop tart, and also a crunchy thin version, they sound great.

[@himoragenma6416]

The head twist upon lighting the doobee, classic SARAH!!!😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏

[@Robbiedean7]

Sarah is in her 50s!! Comedy, laughing really does keep you young !

[@himoragenma6416]

Sarah has BLACK in her, or at least has had some BLACK in her, either way she's aged VERY WELL!!! Her childish CHARM is what does it though!!!!🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@BraysMommy3758]

When Todd said he sleeps on top of his made bed. LOL I automatically thought of Orange is the New Black. Just make your bed. sleep on top w/ an extra blanket then you never have to make your bed LOL Classic

[@ginnilynn1]

Sarah Silverman is one of the best for suuure

[@himoragenma6416]

ABSOLUTELY!!!👍

[@carried6384]

100% agree about the Berber carpet comment. I thought I was the only one that hates footprints on carpets. Very relatable stories. Great episode. Love Sarah S ❤

[@michiesmadhouse]

Thanks Sarah, my daughter covered her door in lotion and this makes it a lot funnier 😄

[@jamesmanriquez3493]

“I thought Helen Keller and Anne frank was the same person”.. “Do u realize how terrifying Helen Kellers life must’ve been?” Anne Frank: 😶

[@julianalvarez1203]

Great episode. Double stuffed pop tart rant was fantastic

[@KateFrederick-tc6ku]

The best part is seeing Bert eat his pop tart haha

[@jonny_codphilo7809]

Sarah has such an emotive face she's a joy to watch

[@aardeng]

Speaking dolphin and camouflaging yourself like a chameleon at the same time is a heck of a trick

[@bagpipe1979]

Sara eating the pop tart had me 😂

[@otizoctopus4204]

Burt, your guests are amazing love the both of them❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@deaderthendead041]

I was familiar with sarah sooner , but I remember learning About todd glass from tosh.0 When he would do his bits

[@trashcanjohnny]

what a great surprise but what're the chances the original episode with Todd Glass get's re-uploaded? one of my absolute favorites

[@spamelalestyk6862]

Thanks Todd, agreed. Sleep on a made bed pull a comforter in a duvet over you. Only have to wash the duvet. 👍👍👍

[@janiebrossmann1178]

Omg this was hilarious 😂 and Todd …pitch your whistle to QVC man🤣

[@UnTiltedN10]

The koolade powder on the hand is genius

[@TheBobmonfet]

I was really hoping Todd was gonna put the duck call in the weird whistle, that would sound ridiculous 😂 Another great episode 👏

[@saaskwatch5537]

Eyebrows and a mustache…she’s so talented!

[@user-dz2dx2ud7z]

Todd's a great guest, but OMG Sarah! Love her energy. Great hang Brent.

[@pamartin]

What a concept... Get your guests high, they get the munchies... feed them tofu! 😅

[@GymAndSun]

Hell yeah two legends of comedy 🔥

[@thacoolbean]

The cameramen

[@BasedGod-ey5ee]

Bert and Bart🙌

[@seas1nbv318]

Three

[@SethHixie]

​@@seas1nbv318Absolutely not. Two legends and an alcoholic obese man.

[@battlealpacax]

Ive seen todd at helium in philly 4 or 5 times and next time hes there so am i, hes puts on such a fun show

[@kenjgsc]

Todd Glass is the best 👏🥳 I love the line in a sketch he did once.."Did you see the look on her stupid pregnant face?!" Lol hilarious 😂 I think it was a Tosh.0 bit 🤔

[@leodraper4201]

They are all great but this episode made me laugh the most since Santino and Von! Great episode ❤

[@charleywilkey9529]

Definitely one of the best ones.

[@himoragenma6416]

Sarah's dressed JUST LIKE Parapa the Rapper, "Kick punch, it's all in da mind!!!"😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏

[@jasonwalz]

Sleeping on the made bed makes sense to me. I thought I was alone on this one.

[@BasedGod-ey5ee]

Its for naps...

[@charlesbaldassano4793]

Sarah Silverman showed up cosplaying the Redman: doc’s the name album cover.

[@brians.2024]

One of my favorite episodes of all time.😂

[@SmoofDizzle]

YEAAAAH! I fuckin' LOVE Todd Glass. I just heard him on the AFE podcast a few weeks ago. God I would love to see Bert do an episode of All Fantasy Everything. I'm sure Bert has at least met one of the guys, and Shane Torres (frequently on AFE) had a special put out on this channel.

[@michaeledward2518]

peanutbutter on a spoon with syrup over top is really good also .... todd...... love from hamilton ontario canada

[@jinxryu6458]

I just hit the point where Bert is beat red. 😅

[@hankpink6274]

Todd would CRUSH on QVC, he just sold me a new mop

[@druclassics3529]

Bring me all the browns 😅, I love it, but be careful Bart, this Colombian approves 😂

[@jinxryu6458]

Bert's getting jacked, Todd is so loveable, and Sara is still the most beautiful woman. I loved this episode.

[@himoragenma6416]

AGREED!!!👍

[@scottkuppers]

need more Todd Glass in our lives!

[@alexsoares5789]

"Dear God, please protect us... from your followers" amazing :)))))

[@KThyme]

Bert always gets history like 60% right...

[@drsavage3262]

Find someone who looks at you the way Sarah looks at Todd.. all the love!

[@lj0057]

Helen Keller walks into a bar ... then a chair ... then a table

[@himoragenma6416]

Then MY COCK!!!😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏

[@andrewwhite1305]

I haven't seen anyone throw an xl napkin over their head to sneeze...ultra cute on Sarah's performance.

[@willvr4]

Sarah Silverman is somehow oddly underrated. I've always had kind of a crush on her.

[@tangibleterror2421]

Same. I find her hilarious and adorably beautiful.

[@himoragenma6416]

Kind of a crush.... she's a FUCKIN' GODDESS!!!😍😍😍

[@dtroutmann]

I remember when they had a smoking section in the back of the airplane for US flights like Atlanta to New York when New York to California or Chicago to New York

[@jackstevens6263]

“Cesar had his Brutus, George the first his Cromwell, and may George the third learn from this example “

[@Sonofgrievous]

Glad to see Sarah’s cosplaying as Bobby Lee this summer

[@himoragenma6416]

I thought it was Parapa the Rapper wear, guess that's the same thing!!! 😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏

[@mattchadwick5143]

I’ve slept on a made bed for 2 years now and it is life changing

[@garrettbush8511]

Please add the mop in space bit on the Fat Astronaut movie

[@JesseFogle-wn2xt]

i slept on a made bed at the corrections academy lol pain in the ass getting those corners perfect for inspection.

[@majorxdf]

Bert might be the only remaining Ron Artest fan. 🤣

[@huncho7606]

How and why did Bert’s skin color keep getting darker as the episode went on?? 😂😂

[@colinlapierre7497]

Something’s burning… don’t you know 😂

[@dannydropshot9588]

His liver slowly dying lol

[@paulbartelme4318]

I met Garry Shandling in Tucson AZ, at a wedding, but I was so young then lol - sometime in the 90's

[@dannydropshot9588]

Sarah Silverman is rocking the PaRappa the Rapper look.

[@himoragenma6416]

Great minds think alike!!! 👏👏👏🏆

[@Sofapotamus]

Sarah: I'm not good at improvising... Oh, please.

[@youtmeme]

Sarah is amazing!!😊

[@safehavencarequality1516]

I sleep on a made bed as well with a small throw blanket if I need it as well lmao. My ex’s thought I was weird when I would tell them to stop when trying to get under the actual covers of my made bed lmfaooo

[@jkc9193]

Good show finally. I'll resubscribe.

[@AncientMemories-gx2hb]

I love the whistles Todd! What's the first whistle called?

[@ghhg2890]

I've learned something: The degree to which Bert/Tom content becomes kosher is in direct proportion to how little interest I have in it.

[@himoragenma6416]

😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏 Outro your comment with Curb your enthusiasm's intro!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@ghhg2890]

@@himoragenma6416 I dont think I'm allowed to post on their stuff anymore on the YMH channel lol Apparently Tommy Bunz got upset when I started asking if he thought it was appropriate to be platforming Uncle Jimmy and his mid-20s trans "wife", while raising two sons of his own.

[@himoragenma6416]

@@ghhg2890 😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏 WOOOW, you're a MADMAN, that's what the fools will say!!!👏👏👏

[@ghhg2890]

@@himoragenma6416 Man, can you imagine Tom and Bert having to field that question live on a show? Now THAT would be comedy!

[@himoragenma6416]

@@ghhg2890 Thought you hit em with it, I misunderstood, yeah that would be HILARIOUS 😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏

[@cameronfitch8505]

Funk N Waffles in Syracuse has been serving Falafel Waffles for almost 20 years….

[@chrismckinney1323]

The dude looks like if Patton Oswald and Ty Burrell had a baby 😅

[@eblair1899]

Hate to make Bart’s head any bigger but his arms… he’s actually looking pretty good, not just seeing it in his head 😆

[@user-en5zs1mr2d]

Digging the RR Express hat! I go to their games and get at least 1 new hat every time

[@TorontoFighter]

Todd making a dessert and not explaining what it was! 🤣

[@Techn9que]

Add Bert to the list of comics that have showed Sara their meat 🥩

[@BasedGod-ey5ee]

Ahhh, her and Louie were cool, cmonnn

[@Techn9que]

@@BasedGod-ey5ee Lol she didn’t seem to mind here either. One of many reasons why she rules

[@himoragenma6416]

​@@Techn9queEXACTLY!!!✋

[@teresabrinkman7484]

I just cannot understand how 3 grown folks can smoke so little, and yet get so high.. light weights....lol

[@himoragenma6416]

We don't know the potency, could've been dat Joey Diaz shitz!!! 😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏

[@deaderthendead041]

1:05:17 Make a fork that can grab the food like a little fist? Bert that's called a hand😂

[@chrismckinney1323]

I have not actually laughed this hard in so long. Silverman is My kinda comedy. She is the ideal girlfriend.

[@himoragenma6416]

Ideal WOMAN/WIFE, PERIOD 😍

[@tarmon768]

This was so good. I cried laughing

[@BIELS1]

This one was the shit! I ended up getting high with you and im fucken laughing at the end with Todd. I loved that Bert sat down and kept it going! Wish it was longer.

[@justjp83]

What was everybody on!?!? 😂 Did the sleepover happen?!!!??

[@himoragenma6416]

GOOD ASS WEED!!!😆

[@justjp83]

@@himoragenma6416 🤔 maybe what about the sleep over???

[@himoragenma6416]

@@justjp83 🤔 Maybe 😑

[@redbarradio]

Why is the video quality so low? We need these in the highest quality possible!

[@grimeyass]

Damn I sleep with a ice pick under my pillow

[@grimeyass]

12:42

[@himoragenma6416]

Sarah is so SILLY, "She WAAAAS???"😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏

[@Rebma12]

Great episode…..thanks big guy💚💚💚

[@higherstandard710]

Jokes on Bert the story was a lie and she helped him to collaborate it . 42:30

[@JKnKC]

Todd Glass get's $1000 to redecorate your house. Call is "Glass and a Grand"

[@scottkuppers]

Bert seems to think or pretends to relate to everyone in every story he has ever heard... anyone else seeing that? :P

[@himoragenma6416]

😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏 The fucker could relate to an ASTRONAUT huh!!! 😁😁😁

[@hookwrench1060]

Great show.

[@andrehall23]

HOLY SPRAY TAN , BERT!!!! YOU LOOK like Tom Segura SHOULD look ..LOL

[@kevinbryant3938]

I’ve always loved Sarah Silverman! Her jokes and delivery is one of the best. Todd Glass is Meh ! Don’t @ me because I know the old days when he was good.

[@thegoofygulagbros.8576]

I wish i could sing good, I honeslty after recording my singing, Ive noticed I sound like a fucking dying goose, and a pug breathing! 😭😂