On this episode Burt talks about how awesome Burt is
@GenX6410 ай бұрын
Worst time Bert interrupted his guest said “…. Chris Cornell” but Bert missed it and never went back to guest’s CC story. I was ready to throw remote at TV
@LiquidDaylight10 ай бұрын
Give it a rest
@markrennie8610 ай бұрын
damn, must be a reupload...think I've seen this one before.
@MrBuketman10 ай бұрын
I came here just to find this comment. He’s an annoying selfish frat boy that doesn’t have stage fright. Wow.
@deaderthendead0413 ай бұрын
You're new here huh?😅
@OliviaRandazzle10 ай бұрын
i love how no matter how funny something is but it’s kinda a serious topic, chris will take it so seriously and just will be so genuine like, “yeah you blew up the toilet it’s okay. I understand. “
@misun80810 ай бұрын
Chrissy chaos is in the house again! Chris DiStefano is pure entertainment and naturally hilarious! 😂 Love it!
@streetdreemz10 ай бұрын
I don't know how Chrissy kept a straight face saying "no one's ever looked at Bert and said ,he's fat," 😂😂😂
@houstonjh10 ай бұрын
As someone who was on the USS Lincoln Chris did a phenomenal job and we need more comedians to come through
@carterhawk418510 ай бұрын
It’s absolutely mind blowing hearing Bert talk about being healthy and moderation and criticizing doctors it’s wild it’s why I watch him
@JeffD72610 ай бұрын
Lololol, it’s wild it’s why I watch him. 🙏 #bertiboysannonimous
@katdog978610 ай бұрын
Take Milk Thistle... It's good for your liver regenerating.
@paydn20210 ай бұрын
whats even more insane is being one of the biggest comedians out without being funny....true legend
@hsad503210 ай бұрын
12 years old, drinking and smokin to this on a school night.
@bluflaam77710 ай бұрын
9 years old, drinking and smokin'' to this on a school bus.
@DrDulittle10 ай бұрын
Love Chris and Bert together. So happy Chris has found balance in his life and wish everyone can find the same for themselves. Always happiness and love with these two.
@gavinrush499510 ай бұрын
Bert could learn a thing or two from Chrissy, or Tom for that matter. However- this is a literal impossibility.
@Sammiecheeks1610 ай бұрын
Crazy that Bert spoke about Matthew perry in friends weeks before him passing
@Hysterik3o610 ай бұрын
Bert did it.
@liadown905210 ай бұрын
He pulled a Simpsons.
@ShroomFactory10 ай бұрын
Those powers of sober clarity
@anduknowdismaan10 ай бұрын
I feel like Bert is always 5 days into something.
@supremebuffalo63229 ай бұрын
And 2 days _away_ from quitting the same thing
@shrutefarms474110 ай бұрын
Bert’s ability to lie to himself about his drinking and how he is actually a healthy drunk is mind blowing.
@Maxipad10 ай бұрын
Delusional people living the longest
@chrisfitton14769 ай бұрын
Bert is just the average Australian
@ShreddexReturn9 ай бұрын
Hopefully Bert will end up like Ron White. Drink all through your middle age, have fun, and then in your old age just decide “There’s only so much alcohol one person can drink in the world, and I think I’ve drank mine”
@ryanduggins14648 ай бұрын
@@PanamaRedHerringHe isn't an alcoholic tho
@katlynnmccoy87118 ай бұрын
@@ShreddexReturnthis is the nicest and only way to ever address alcohol!!!!!!
@def_lepardsux557210 ай бұрын
Shane is 100x the comic you are Bert. You can’t hold a flame to him 😂
@melaronie302410 ай бұрын
Chris is in my new top 10 comics that I’m enjoying a lot.
10 ай бұрын
the concept of this channel, Lets have a guest on so Bert can talk about himself to feel good
@samanthab192310 ай бұрын
He never tires from the sound of his own voice. Did he ask Chrissy to do his tour or Cruise?
@LiquidDaylight10 ай бұрын
Thanks for watching then, hey? Dick
@Js-hu5cm10 ай бұрын
It’s so god damn annoying lol
@deaderthendead0413 ай бұрын
Karen's unite! Take the form of.. mega cvnt! 🤖
@noahevans714110 ай бұрын
idk why everyone hates on Bert. He is just so himself and so expressive and fuckin hilarious like are you not entertained
@mattmurphy934610 ай бұрын
Distefano is the best. Loved him as a pod guest since the 1st one i ever heard him do
@GenX6410 ай бұрын
One of your best Bert! You guys have great banter and a lot in common. The parts about drinking are inspiring. I’ve been sober from alcohol for 20 years and life can be boring tedious and stressful without self medication, but I love my Mary Jane every day-way more healthy. What’s great is you see most of society rarely drinks excessively, maybe a couple drinks a week and two drunks a year. My high functioning ex bro in law can’t get off the sauce cuz he’s a control freak above going to AA. At our age, 58-59, shit starts breaking down. Keep up the great work taking weeks off drinking. Pretty soon that famous belly will be gone!! The workouts are inspiring for me. Thank you!
@forrestnutter10 ай бұрын
Love holding pods 2 months. Classic
@guyod110 ай бұрын
Trying to figure out how old this is. At least 2 months
@forrestnutter10 ай бұрын
@@Mark_It_Zer0. yeah but they also referenced smash mouths lead singers death which was only 2 months ago. Bart just isnt up to date on anything so he didn't know they broke up either. 🤣😂🤣
It took awhile, but it's true. His first Instagram post is of him and Smashmouth crashing a wedding.
@pillwolak10 ай бұрын
Even when Distefano trys to talk about Gillis, Bert seems to always make it about himself
@Js-hu5cm6 ай бұрын
100%
@imrbrt10 ай бұрын
Thank you for your service Bert. All of the time you voluntarily spend shirtless and getting shitfaced has not gone unnoticed. I appreciate you every day for putting yourself in harm's way of them damn hecklers and talking all of that dookie shrapnel on the leg. I will petition every day for you to get a medal of honor for your sacrifices. You are a true American hero and I hope you know that now!
@jonmorales970310 ай бұрын
Someone should tell Burt about his spray tan lines around his eyes
@arithecat299110 ай бұрын
Lol you just did. And you know he heard you
@nicbtw606210 ай бұрын
rockin them gogz
@dbnathan510 ай бұрын
Why are you worried about what another man looks like? You trying to be a bottom for Bert?
@jonmorales970310 ай бұрын
@@dbnathan5 no just bottom to your old lady
@dbnathan510 ай бұрын
@@jonmorales9703 I don’t have an old lady. Maybe come back when you can write a complete sentence gaf.
@comedycrackhead10 ай бұрын
Bert brings up Mathew Perry (chandler) and asks if another guy died lol
@bchappy798110 ай бұрын
I think its prerecorded... lol
@comedycrackhead10 ай бұрын
@@bchappy7981 haha yea, it’s just insanely coincidental
@sceratt531310 ай бұрын
Thought the exact same thing
@JCizzle4510 ай бұрын
Brett jinxed him
@comedycrackhead10 ай бұрын
@@JCizzle45 spoke it right into existence
@troymodin168210 ай бұрын
Such a great down to earth guy. You are lucky to have friends like that.
@HighriseSuicides10 ай бұрын
I rarely listen to Chris Distefano anymore but somehow every time I listen to this dude he’s always talking about fucking fasting and how he’s more focused on family over comedy now. Does this dude talk about anything else holy shit.
@andycollins79989 ай бұрын
As someone from Hartford, I can say none of us would’ve chosen to be there 😂
@josemondragon531110 ай бұрын
Chocolate chip muffins with butter whoa that’s on another level! I would’ve never guessed that’s a thing
@Peter-fv9bj9 ай бұрын
'And you're not wearing underwear'. So glad Chris made sure to get that in. Commando in those shorts is wild
@86sreeves9 ай бұрын
I lost it when Burt said that someone screamed in Target knowing he was there 😂😂
@Js-hu5cm6 ай бұрын
I couldn’t believe my ears either
@kevonneweathers610310 ай бұрын
😂😂 Chris always look like he suppose to be hosting the pod😅😅😂
@SaintLuisOne10 ай бұрын
We all end up in a hospital bed in the future regardless. Enjoy a drink until then.
@serenitysavage31069 ай бұрын
Goddamn it Bert… your like an uncle I wish I had! You’re the MAN the MYTH the LEGEND! Keep rocking Captain ShitPants!
@eddo0010 ай бұрын
So funny that this ep taught us most people arnt as forthcoming or lie if asked about how many time they've shit there pants!!! Thanks bert for being truthful😅
@mickeytwomey58509 ай бұрын
Whatever commander decided to tell you to be clean is high. The service members that go to war want the worst of it all, an outlet, reality, what we deal with. I’ll recommend any comic to film a special with a solely military audience and see what happens. Magic.
@_historicalodyssey10 ай бұрын
Great episode! Really enjoy you two together, this episode could’ve been 3 hours on some Joe Rogan shit and I’d still watch 👏🏼🤣
@JLR48910 ай бұрын
I second that!
@ShroomFactory10 ай бұрын
This was just what i needed on a regretful hungover day. Thanks guys!
@user-wo2sk1qm6m10 ай бұрын
Listening to these two talk about poopin I feel like a very hygienic man
@LiquidDaylight10 ай бұрын
😆
@liadown905210 ай бұрын
I love that Chrissy supports the troops! ❤
@tonyjohnson45389 ай бұрын
You and Chris should do a podcast Bertyboy. I love when you two share and maybe cry. You both make magic together. Please consider. 😊
@coreywv248010 ай бұрын
Bert is actually really getting better at interviewing and I feel this episode shows it really great
@Kvnfrn998 ай бұрын
he makes it about himself all the time, if this is better im afraid to find out how he did before
@katlynnmccoy87118 ай бұрын
@@Kvnfrn99 y r u watching then
@Kvnfrn998 ай бұрын
for the guest thats on?@@katlynnmccoy8711
@zachstone714810 ай бұрын
There goes Bart’s dip he buys to “smell”😂😂
@user-zn3cf8kr4r10 ай бұрын
I had to call out push ups for my platoon in basic. They caught me taking a natures valley granola bar from the mess hall. I felt so bad, but that was hilarious. They all laughed.
@husamettin_amayandancakar155310 ай бұрын
Paragliding into Thanksgiving. Long live the colonists, Elhamduiallah!!
@JustNormalGamers10 ай бұрын
I love Bert. But it's kinda hard for me to hear him talk about alcoho.l he sounds just like my dad did before he died of liver failure at 38.
@clamsoup10 ай бұрын
I'll be enjoying this. Destefano is good energy.
@Big_Hank7510 ай бұрын
This one’s for the dawgs
@viceroymarkovitz356110 ай бұрын
This was recorded BEFORE the Kelce-Swift propaganda?? 18:30 ish
@doctordollaz885210 ай бұрын
Bert: I downloaded 1975 because of you! Chris: Good, do you like their music? Bert: No, I haven't listened to it😂😂😂
@pleasenophotos10 ай бұрын
this is a world class duo right here!! - also bert thank you for having kevin and foley and ms pat on the same boat and making my dreams come true 😭
@michaelmanns622910 ай бұрын
ONE LOVE TO THE BEST COMEDIANS ❤❤
@Iquanos10 ай бұрын
Of course Bert loves deions theme music haha
@chucklefizz10 ай бұрын
Definitely should have named the episode ‘the black part of heaven’
@chucklefizz10 ай бұрын
@Official_Bert-Kreischer thanks for always making us laugh brother. Congrats on the no drinking to Burt! Super inspiring
@coleesser118810 ай бұрын
How long until Albert is in a straight jacket?
@Hysterik3o610 ай бұрын
Joan of Arc was actually 19 when she died, guys.🤓
@michaelmanns622910 ай бұрын
All the things im happy for is these two legit they dont know what they do for young 26 year old males that are going through hell and just to know bert and chris made there lifes go on one more day thank you two ❤❤❤
@gavinrush499510 ай бұрын
Chin up dude, it usually just gets harder. Your a man now and if you dig deep you can do what needs to be done. Or not, it’s a choice.
@elpusegato10 ай бұрын
Please, for the love of God, do not mistake clowns for role models
@ShroomFactory10 ай бұрын
@@elpusegatoclowns are sacred in certain cultures, like the heyoka
@arithecat299110 ай бұрын
Pure German ingenuity this episode. What a racket “Rogan” made lol
@arithecat299110 ай бұрын
@Official-Bert-Kreischer love you Bertie boy
@devadasn10 ай бұрын
Us pedestrians wouldn’t understand why they cry. A comics mind is so different and special
@aryah151310 ай бұрын
How about US drivers?
@littlewigglemonster769110 ай бұрын
@@aryah1513lol
@comedyloungeofficial10 ай бұрын
nice@@aryah1513
@ZBirDEveryday10 ай бұрын
These two guys literally cry every time they hangout
@motherfuckerjones760510 ай бұрын
Them comedy brains
@5Trojin10 ай бұрын
9:05 That’s not something to brag about…
@ElMasPxto1110 ай бұрын
How long you been holding this for fat boy?
@wolfee1710 ай бұрын
"everything is poison or medicine it just depends on the dosage" is such an insightful quote from chrissy chaos
@variaxi93510 ай бұрын
WE LOVE JIZZY CHRIZZY D and bart kreasher
@LiquidDaylight10 ай бұрын
Such a good ep ♥
@shayn422010 ай бұрын
Love you ripping on conneticut. Born and raised lol
@angusmckean892610 ай бұрын
‘Ghengis Cahn’ - Chrissy D, 2023
@NazarioMedia10 ай бұрын
Bert book a U.S. comedy club tour. Gotta buy tickets at the door only.
@Cliporis10 ай бұрын
So on the cruise another 5 year push and pull period starts. Yet another Bert cycle 😂
@JoeEcho14299 ай бұрын
Lol decommissioned!!! 😂😂😂 and yes there are people over 50
@johnnybillz304310 ай бұрын
I get it Bert, my family doesn’t.. I told them I don’t need Heroin… BUT I LOVE IT
@drgonzo197110 ай бұрын
1:55 - every city in Connecticut is like that
@HoldenFarha10 ай бұрын
Bert is the machine and I’m the cockroach, I could beat him
@DesireeMalary-qk1bt2 ай бұрын
You can definitely do some exercises on a plane. I took a 5hr flight that messed with my sciatica. I told all the flight crew in the back and did stretches for 30min. No one minded as long as I was respectful.
@deaderthendead0413 ай бұрын
"It's peanut butter, its just peanut butter.."☠️
@leonardorodriguez991910 ай бұрын
How the fawk is Bert a millionaire hes the definition of life not being fair lol
@renfairegoddess10 ай бұрын
Have you tried having a marketable talent and working nonstop for 20 years? 🤔🙄
@nateclasen10 ай бұрын
This was filmed Sep 5th and it’s just now being realeased??? Lmao wtf
@itsTizzle10 ай бұрын
Brought up 3 dead guys in 2 n a half minutes 💀
@millerandcalloway10 ай бұрын
I know you don't read comments aby more. I just finished your movie. We don't know each other personally but I love you. I'm proud of you. I'll always look up to you. You're such a beautiful individual and a great inspiration.
@aidansedore518210 ай бұрын
Just got 3 tickets for prudential center in NJ for December 8th🎉 better put on a good show it’s for my dads birthday 😂
@raycimbalnik515910 ай бұрын
Love when Chrissy D is on!
@JamesWilliams-dz5tn9 ай бұрын
i feel like when bertrand “punishes’ himself after a night of heavy drinking. Which seems like most nights, he’s trying to run away from his own mortality….. on a treadmill
@whootywhoots10 ай бұрын
🤣💀😭🤣💀😭 that's me in the corner fing dying when Bert tells the story of him massaging Leann's feet and he shit his pants and on the pillow and yet she still fucked him 😭💀🤣😭💀🤣 I'm so glad I have to office to myself until I get a new office assistant. I was dying for air
@JustUsSystemInc7 ай бұрын
The part about Black ppl is hilarious. I gotta subscribe to both you guys.
@gab3chamberbass63210 ай бұрын
You can only say it if you are it. Keep feathering it brother.
@mrjordyboy22510 ай бұрын
228kgs sounds about right 😂
@sid515610 ай бұрын
Bert I doubt you'll see this. If you do. Can you please do a quick video on those guitars in the background? I really dig that blue top with the mahogany sides of the electric.
@jadenkelly403210 ай бұрын
Can’t tell if it was a Ari or Sam Morril impression at 48:30 but boy was Chris spot on
@capitolc443010 ай бұрын
HAD 2 💩 55 MINS LOL NAILED IT LMFAO
@Astro_2310 ай бұрын
Hilarious to hear talking about shit. Whether it's you, someone you never knew, someone you don't know, someone you will meet, someone you will never meet... it's so human. So real. So funny!!!
@nick-je4ts10 ай бұрын
Did anyone else enjoy Bert's things that definitely never happened story, around 59:00 ?
@wallstreetbet-x7b10 ай бұрын
berts pods are 2 months behind??? shane gillis special came out 9/5
@workstudy811810 ай бұрын
Love these two
@ShaktiShelly10 ай бұрын
You know the number 1 cause of liver failure? Tylenol, stop popping that shit like its skittles
@Hysterik3o610 ай бұрын
Shane Gillis’ “Beautiful Dogs” is a pretty good one. But Ari Shaffir’s “Jew” is soooo much funnier.
@joef129910 ай бұрын
Spicy cut at 52:12 Berty Boy got worried and censored himself 😅😅
@MREpicIpodApps10 ай бұрын
Love that you Chrissy wants to do more military shows!! Fun story, me and my buddy Kai were sitting on a train car at a trainyard smoking the herbal essence and he shit himself BAD from coughing hard. He ended up just leaving the underwear there and wearing the pants home. I still can't unsee the abandoned shit boxers strung over the railroad beam for the next poor rail worker to come across.
@natalieward518410 ай бұрын
Watching this as my kids are watching Shrek 2 , rip smash mouth
@MoMo-mu3pp10 ай бұрын
The worst part of the shitting himself, poop leg stories, is knowing he takes pool baths 🤢 It was nice to see these two together again, but now Im stuck with things I can't unknow
@MJ-qh2su10 ай бұрын
This episode should be titled: Shitty Legs.
@JunkBondTrader9 ай бұрын
Yes Bert, we all love dopaime.
@Cody---10 ай бұрын
Burts looking great
@guyod110 ай бұрын
it's months old
@Arcturuseyes10 ай бұрын
Lol, stories about crappin yourself...so good, as humans, we love to hear momentous shit stories.