"I used to be a physical therapist i know what to do. Theres nothing you can do" 😂😂😂
@EcchiHeroOda3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes wisdom comes in not knowing 😂
@zeragon72 жыл бұрын
There's gotta be another way
@chloekit48612 жыл бұрын
@@EcchiHeroOda lmfaoooo that made me laugh out loud I spit out my drink 😂😂😂😂
@soccerman265 жыл бұрын
I had never heard of this guy, but I'm so glad I clicked on this. I'm a Chris Distefano fan now and this is one of my favorite podcasts to date!
@XenoTravis5 жыл бұрын
Whatever drug you're on... I would like some.
@drenewman48515 жыл бұрын
Got me too!
@davebigtree69475 жыл бұрын
@salad snekits spelled history of HyeHnas
@codialsip16795 жыл бұрын
Cody Allen I'm a Codi too! But I'm a chick so our spelling isn't the same. One day we shall conquer the world together as one. I look forward to it.
@terrasquad11344 жыл бұрын
Cody Allen yo check out his 9/11 stand up story It’s fuckin great
@bdk19934 жыл бұрын
Chrissy D has to be one of the funniest comedians on the rise right now. Just recently got hooked on his and Yannis' podcast, and the kid's screwed in!
@mchan21414 жыл бұрын
If anyone thought chrissy d wasn't screwed in, they got another thing comin!!!
@carsonottocullen15424 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t agree more... I have sex with my girlfriend, but am fully in love with Chrissy and Yanny! ❤️
@andrewlindner31484 жыл бұрын
YASSSSS
@melonlabe4 жыл бұрын
hell never get a fair shake because of the ancient scroll on his arm
@PipeScholar4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah! Agreed
@agawied29105 жыл бұрын
“I will be this child’s baby.” -Chris Distefano
@tekk29875 жыл бұрын
Gold
@nopeteys24245 жыл бұрын
aGa Wied best thing to say when your girl tells you she’s pregnant
@chloekit48612 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoooooo 😂
@austineldridge77345 жыл бұрын
John Travolta bit was crazy 😂 Bert was right he was a great guest!
@NA867375 жыл бұрын
Agreed but really kind of nice of him to do that.
@ljcomments8864 жыл бұрын
Eddie R The History Hyenas podcast with Yanni P is hilarious... When he got together with Theo was funny as too.
@rontoothaker40452 жыл бұрын
This is crazy to watch this 3 years later. Chris is killing it now and I’m so happy for him
@mastergwaha2 жыл бұрын
hell yeah
@MattyShreds4 жыл бұрын
Having Chris D on a podcast while having a broken rib, is one of the highest levels of bravery that man has ever faced.
@lenapauline86344 жыл бұрын
😂
@dilloncarpenter86554 жыл бұрын
I was just about to post this same exact! comment 🤣🤣😂😂
@tbranch2274 жыл бұрын
Love Bert and Chris... if you haven't seen Chris' 9/11 story, you're missing out. It's one of the funniest things I've ever watched!
@mattpapa74234 жыл бұрын
Jonata “CHRISSY SHUT THE DOOR”
@RonanWood1113 жыл бұрын
i was 17. on steroids
@Rhileykibel3 жыл бұрын
When he said, “ I don’t even like the neighborhood I live in, but that’s where my baby lives.”, I legit cried.
@michaeldanner31275 жыл бұрын
Here to see how long before he tells Bert what happens if he gives him a glass of white wine and a Claritin D 🤣
@rfan63824 жыл бұрын
Bert: I dont want the butthole Chris: FUCK YOU I already made it passed the line on this glass and had an Advil here we go!
@travisbickle43374 жыл бұрын
It's what it is
@theweeklyb1tch4 жыл бұрын
1:34:00
@yulnikita4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@thanosdarkseid86954 жыл бұрын
or before bert fuckin gayer giggles n interupts the hell outta him, man im high typos i know.....
@oo-hk4jw5 жыл бұрын
I like that Bert's new story is the telling of the telling of "The Machine" story.
@jakeohara71053 жыл бұрын
and now hes making a movie about it lol
@caligroovin19825 жыл бұрын
Chris is by far my fav guest you’ve ever had!
@rhianasherwood56353 жыл бұрын
More than 2 years after this episode was posted, I watched and I enjoyed 😂 I hope to see you both live at some point! Thanks for the laughs and keep up the good work.
@MsIndieMafia5 жыл бұрын
Travolta working that Scientology magic
@Dylan-gs9sm5 жыл бұрын
Story about his daughter was inspiring
@SK-bk3yh3 жыл бұрын
Chris DeStefano is one of the best and this just became my favorite podcast.
@kimmyball49615 жыл бұрын
Omg! I was just telling my husband that there are no good comedies anymore. He heard me laughing loudly at this and I haven't done that in awhile. Not just shows either but stand up too. Too much PC has ruined comedy for me 😭 So thank you guys for making my night! 💗
@alejandrocastillo43224 жыл бұрын
Check out Dan Soder! And Big Jay Oakerson! They are great!
@baptismking73144 жыл бұрын
You looking in the wrong place lady check out this non PC comic. Joey diaz patrice oneal ms pat
@extendedmag62554 жыл бұрын
If you follow Chrissy D you're gonna have a great time. It is what it is.
@violetrodriguez13585 жыл бұрын
Okay but I normally don’t jump to video notifications right away but I got way too excited for this!
@ryan33905 жыл бұрын
This dude is hilarious, I hope he blows up
@BigEasyH5 жыл бұрын
easily the most enjoyable episode of bertcast ive ever watched
@elnegro19985 жыл бұрын
One of the first I've watched to the end. Thank you. googling Chris Distefano...
@topdownb585 жыл бұрын
24:31 "I will be this child's baby...."
@DivideByeZer05 жыл бұрын
If you really want to hear how hilarious this guy is, check him out on The Crabfeast with Ryan Sickler. One of the funniest podcasts I've ever heard. His stories about his dad are the best!
@danin956262 жыл бұрын
It’s inasane to me that joe Ro is like a comedian with so much esteem .he has never made me laugh before but is giving pointers to people I find funny
@shooglechic5 жыл бұрын
"Are they chickens or roosters?" Boy, this dude is CITY.
@Amanda.StanofPodcasts3 жыл бұрын
As a kid from Maspeth next to Chrissy’s hometown, I’m proud!!!!
@alexanderrose10715 жыл бұрын
This podcast made me start to listen to his History Hyenas podcast, which I love now!
@awonderfulbug98185 жыл бұрын
Good Morning Julia! Lets go full trottle!
@moviecore46215 жыл бұрын
I built this house wit my bare hands, I'd like to build you whatever you want. lolol
@db73775 жыл бұрын
From crown molding to chair rail, I built it all
@AkaFigga5 жыл бұрын
Crackle crackle
@db73775 жыл бұрын
Don Figga Crackle Crackle
@greggoryz104 жыл бұрын
Chris is AWESOME, thanks for having him on Bert. This dude will be one of the next big times for sure, Great podcast guys!!
@brandonshalkowski64645 жыл бұрын
As a Nor Cal west coast guy, Whom got lucky to see Chirs D kill it at the 1st Cluster Fest in SF. I have followed him since LA needs him more then he needs LA. But as a hardcore comedian fan I would love him to hang out west more. I love the pods that bring the younger east coast guys with the more experienced in the business. Its cool to see them mostly get along. shows like today's were super fun. Chris killed it on the Crabfeast about 4 or 5 months ago so fans of his should check it out!!!!
@bterwin98875 жыл бұрын
chris "father to the baby" distefano
@codialsip16795 жыл бұрын
"I promise you I will be this child's baby." By far my favorite
@vela14315 жыл бұрын
"I mean it's never good to piss blood" hahahahhaha I really cracked on this one
@user-rl1zv5zk8m5 жыл бұрын
Chris *"Sazón Dick"* Distafano is hilarious 💀😭😂
@denvervancamp28325 жыл бұрын
I am thankful to God for this Bertcast. Needed these laughs today.
@snarkyretort52295 жыл бұрын
SHOES! Finally a guest it brings up!!!!!!
@apathy4L5 жыл бұрын
This was good Chris was a very intrinsic guest. Definitely a fan now
@officialroxxmusic4 жыл бұрын
Dude... I really need Travolta to come fist my heart this morning
@xanderlinde87465 жыл бұрын
He’s my new favorite comedian, behind Tom
@nickthemanr2 жыл бұрын
This guy is definitely hysterical, my type of New York comedy ! 🙏 hope he makes it big time !
@Colinization185 жыл бұрын
I was cracking up watching this guys clips on KZbin. Saw he was on the bertcast and had to watch. Hes funny af great comedian
@jasonrowe83903 жыл бұрын
Bruh u can tell by the way this man speaks about his daughter it's obvious he's a spectacular father w/ absolutely undying unconditional love for his little girl
@oath05055 жыл бұрын
Love this guy! He's hilarious! I got way too excited when I saw he was on the podcast.
@andrewpurdy67434 жыл бұрын
Why doesn’t Chris do comedy and sports therapy podcast with athletes about their past or current injuries?
@melissaluck65274 жыл бұрын
I've hear him mention the place he worked at made him choose one or the other.
@richardoleary48435 жыл бұрын
Chrisy D is awesome. Bay ridge boys!!!! 🤙
@lizl24325 жыл бұрын
WOAHHH check out the big brain on Chris!... Doctorate in Physical Therapy ???!??! That shit is hard, wow im impressed, and A fellow Queens guy ... I'm now a Chris D. fan 100% this had me cracking up and so did size 38 waist. 🙌🏼
@8000ismymiddlename4 жыл бұрын
This might be the single best bertcast ive ever seen
@puppycoldwell98554 жыл бұрын
“I just love Johnny T” dying
@anthonydecker66905 жыл бұрын
Get Chris on Something's Burning immediately
@MikeWoot655 жыл бұрын
it's happening. or already happende
@mariodwir5 жыл бұрын
Its happened!
@kimmyball49615 жыл бұрын
I had to pause this when Bert was talking about the health food store. I almost choked to death laughing. It's the combo of the story and him laughing uncontrollably that got me. I literally could not breath. I really needed that!!
@staceymarie68955 жыл бұрын
Absolutely Love this Guy! Never heard of him. I never watch regular T.V. East Coast Comics are more my people. Btw, this is the first Bertcast I ever watched in full. Now a fan and subscriber.
@Bun_done5 жыл бұрын
John Travolta has a house in Florida with an airplane hanger. I've seen it, it's pretty cool.
@mugsylogues5 жыл бұрын
Hangar*
@johnstanley58134 жыл бұрын
Travolta and Tom Cruise bought a hotel in downtown Clearwater Fl and renovated to two different living spaces.
@stevo00710005 жыл бұрын
The war of art
@rain73ful5 жыл бұрын
Good interview. I loved the stories Chris told about his father.
@Mjhavok4 жыл бұрын
Chris talking about his daughter makes my hay fever kick in big time.
@michaeldoyle484 жыл бұрын
I don't know what it is about him, but I think Chris Distefano is one of the funniest comedians! I've been watching every video of him I can find! Thanks for having him on Bert!
@jonathanbrooks97683 жыл бұрын
Love how the only time Dayton gets a shoutout is when people trash talk it lmao
@stevedimitriadis5 жыл бұрын
This guy's dope. If he comes to Philly I'll be there
@skevbeats2 жыл бұрын
Bert took over 10 years to reach the point where he realized he actually is making it. It’s a beautiful story because so many people quit before they figure out that one thing that changes their whole life. He figured out the machine story when he was almost 40. Most artists think they have to have their big break before 25.
@JasonPummill4 жыл бұрын
This was a really fun episode! Chris and Bert should host a podcast together!
@toddshoote61535 жыл бұрын
Loved this one Bert!!! thank you!
@anothermike48255 жыл бұрын
You got a new subscriber Chris. Great podcast, love you guys.
@xLordJonx5 жыл бұрын
Saw Chris D at Improv... Dood is a maniac and awesome... Going to for sure be up there with the greats soon.
@scarthebad3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha bert gargling laughing in pain while chris talks about sex diseases is so funny
@MexicanAndaJew3 жыл бұрын
I cant get over that John Travolta story!!!
@Jawgasmokes5 жыл бұрын
I’m coming to see you at the tabernacle in Atlanta can’t wait love you bert great episode as always keep up the good work
@reptar.rex.u3 жыл бұрын
Chris is fucking awesome. I didn't even know how much until this interview
@CampaignOnIce3 жыл бұрын
Someone get Chris a glass of wine, and a Benadryl.
@RudyPalos5 жыл бұрын
Great episode! Chris D is a character.
@joshuabarnes87475 жыл бұрын
I have subscribed to History Hyenas!!!! Chris and Yannis are Great! Bay Ridge boys!!! Thank you, from Vancouver.
@dab16323 жыл бұрын
I found this guy through Tom/Bert/Bobby Lee. Holy shit this guy is the real deal. I could listen/watch him talk all day
@wormemc5 жыл бұрын
Really enjoyed this talk even though I'm not invested in this comedy scene. Great conversation.
@yabadabadue78895 жыл бұрын
29:45 this is the best story! Today, his dad wouldve been in a KZbin clip people making negative comments about his action. Should you put your hands on people? no...but you def have to demand respect and that boyfriend was violating big time. I pray I have a respectful, protective man teach my kids those lessons in the future.
@trayvonlebowski5115 жыл бұрын
I will be honest, I knew sal but not Chris......when I watched something's burning. But, I love him. And I love Something's burning.
@pastrie425 жыл бұрын
Bert was right. I fucking love this guy.
@hunterrogers8405 жыл бұрын
This man say “like” more then any person I’ve ever heard lol
@pariahxpete4 жыл бұрын
love these 2 guys but around 46:00 i noticed how much Chris says "Like" and now i hear it every time
@kd27185 жыл бұрын
Such a good sit down!!
@dennisfreeman61743 жыл бұрын
If there are aliens that live amongst us, John Travolta's probably one of them.
@MM-bt8ke4 жыл бұрын
This dude is one of the funniest people. When youtube algorithms get it right! Chrisy D
@adamhawn25232 жыл бұрын
Chris got Mr. Miyagi’d by Travolta 😂
@chaselepard5 жыл бұрын
Thanks Halston! 😉
@runnersp19855 жыл бұрын
Funny, insightful and he seems like a genuinely nice guy. Really enjoyed this episode.
@williamfranger80865 жыл бұрын
Travolta put some Scientology flirting on Chris.
@thomasdriscoll82704 жыл бұрын
Berts laugh is contagious 😂
@genericandroid56112 жыл бұрын
finally someone that can out talk Bert! 🙌🏻👏🏻😈🤭
@marcellacampisano38453 жыл бұрын
Chris Destefano so funny, touched by Vinny Barberino too. Hashtag Mr Destefano❤️❤️❤️❤️
@Gosfordesign5 жыл бұрын
That John Travolta story was WILD
@WackJallis3 жыл бұрын
Watching this a year later. Glad Chrissy is with his baby momma again.
@kev1993695 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for him to go on roegan! Thank you bert what a great podcast
@pwfortner4 жыл бұрын
Chris D is great and I even saw everything from Guy Code to Useless people, y’all get on this kids level.
@GMON945 жыл бұрын
Best episode this year....
@danteman6458 Жыл бұрын
Every time he tells that story bout Jim n his mom it reminds me so much of Henry Hill pistol whipping haha
@brendencrowe84075 жыл бұрын
i was a stupid asshole who didn’t think Chris was funny but between this podcast and seeing half of his special tonight (which i recorded to watch the other half later) i’m a new fan of his for sure.
@wardwyatt93644 жыл бұрын
I’ve never heard Bert talk less
@johnd89785 жыл бұрын
Chris will make it, he's so funny!
@Drew__Films5 жыл бұрын
19:32 "The bar we use to go to was Yanni's" THE IRONY!
@19993gt5 жыл бұрын
I love it Bert, with no SHOES! Bear foot, making thousands of dollars!!!! Hahah get that money and keep raising the aim of your level. You teaching all of us to raise our scopes to level up our imagination of what we choose to speak into the universe.
@mugsylogues5 жыл бұрын
Barefoot*
@19993gt5 жыл бұрын
Hahah I was drinking excuse the spellcheck.
@XanderBeckett14 жыл бұрын
I wish his feet were in my face
@jamesanderson51374 жыл бұрын
Years before this chris roasted theo on opie and anthony for wearing this exact jacket...now he gets it because he's sellin tix babay!
@jamesanderson51374 жыл бұрын
@Harmonic Minor Bearits just what it is
@DD-sq3mr5 жыл бұрын
never heard of chris, but im def paying attention now !
@autumnsnow65085 жыл бұрын
I love how he tells his daughter"shut the f### up" about the burger place opening 😂