‪@coldones‬

[@whitefox8376]

played this to the grass in my garden, now it's a jungle.

[@BerzanOnen]

*ROID MORPHOLOGY*

[@fuc2338]

@@BerzanOnen steroid wiki should be next, maybe "*MUSCLE MORPHOLOGY*"?

[@Rexie19]

Welcome to the jungle Your gonna dieeeeee

[@monkey6467]

Help

[@brianamoore3288]

If you could turn more Wikipedia pages into Metal songs we could all probably become geniuses that way.

[@BerzanOnen]

I would've finished the university in half a semester..

[@Crybaby-Media]

@@BerzanOnen imagine everyone writing tests , singing to themselves to remember

[@PotatoSeeds2.0]

We need to tell his to our teachers, then I would actually wanna go to school

[@aadenkutzner4903]

@@Crybaby-Media id do it lowkey

[@romanicempirium3083]

​​@@Crybaby-MediaI can just imagine people in a library singing like a metal musician. Definitely a lot more fun.

[@generalkenobi3130]

This song slaps so hard it makes me want to become a botanist

[@BerzanOnen]

Become a *METALIST* 🤘🏼👹🤘🏼

[@xtrullor]

Legit good

[@iwishiwasabeetle]

This was like my fav song out of that video. I'm so glad you posted the full version

[@BerzanOnen]

Thank you!🤘🏼👹🤘🏼

[@uninterestedcat8429]

Ong

[@fuc2338]

Penetrating the soil line went wild

[@vahnnille7435]

I wish I had tracks like this back in school. Woulda made biology so much more interesting.

[@BerzanOnen]

TRUTH

[@ghostboi71]

This metal song is 🔥

[@goobert5485]

ROOT LEGEND 💯

[@VLADPowder]

This man got Meshuggah, Zakk Wylde and 3 inches of Blood compressed into one vocal talent. All compressed together in a mass of muscle lol

[@BerzanOnen]

*HOLY TRIFECTA*

[@leroyfitch7024]

That's 😎

[@The_Yeetus_Knight]

I like the way he says plant

[@KromerLover1997]

This song has really helped me out with learning Root Morphology

[@edwardlaws1552]

This needs to be added to the science curriculum of every school. Would definitely grab the attention of every student in attendance.

[@BerzanOnen]

Everybody gets a PHD

[@MoSSovprod]

The first part of the song reminds me of Meshuggah lol

[@wiilars]

sick bro

[@kadriyekayaonen7343]

❤️❤️❤️🤘🤘💥💥💥

[@colincantaim]

THIS IS SO FUCKING AWESOME. Been a Cold Ones fans for years and when I heard this in their video I had to see if it was linked instantly! The production and effort you put into this is so fucking good man. Plus those riffs and offbeats are sooooooo sick.

[@BerzanOnen]

Definitely amazing instrumental! Not my doing of course, I’m TERRIBLE at the guitar etc. But everything else is moi🤘🏼👹🤘🏼

[@BotAwesome]

Exactly what I wanted

[@khadvane]

Love the song 💪

[@emi-gtvofficial]

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!

[@fuc2338]

Liiit

[@uninterestedcat8429]

Why the translation take away an i?😆

[@mr.bleach5099]

Straight fire 🔥

[@uninterestedcat8429]

Yo, hell yeah your recent short has 666 views 🤘👹🔥

[@BerzanOnen]

I have to make it stay that way!🤘🏻👹🤘🏻

[@wypipo6086]

2022 Top Underground Track

[@uninterestedcat8429]

Lol while waitin i went thru all the comments about the cold ones podcast etc on the post i also commented on an replied letting em know, cuz most people dont turn on post notifications. Hopefully its helps the video gain traction sooner too.

[@BerzanOnen]

A true soldier! Thanks dude🤘🏼👹🤘🏼

[@uninterestedcat8429]

@@BerzanOnen lol for sure 😆 im being unproductive asf today otherwise 💀, might as well do someone some good.

[@Kraken123moh]

Bro im speechless THAT GOES HARD

[@fruitypebbles6317]

Fr this goes stupid hard, thanks for uploading it

[@BerzanOnen]

🤘🏻👹🤘🏻

[@AwsmOcean]

Get this on spotify damn it, I want people to know that I educate myself as well as being a total metal head.

[@theobliviax8727]

How does this man murder a wiki article like this? 🔥

[@BerzanOnen]

Next song: *MURDER WIKI*

[@danbowes]

Dual wielding a .50 cal machine gun and a flame thrower... His beard also creates winds that form into hurricane forces. That's how

[@pedrobaroni1599]

This song unironically goes so hard I fucking love it

[@fruitypebbles6317]

Goes harddd

[@jsn4l]

This song slapped so hard, I still cant understand how you are so talented.. Props on the talent! 🔥

[@BerzanOnen]

Thanks!🤘🏼👹🤘🏼

[@Mell_Notwell]

Just play this in a Biology Class presentation fr

[@samotkaaa4214]

Brother I felt in love with your voice

[@iwantmykidssusan4941]

I really like the way it goes straight into the vibe of the song. There’s no build up or anything it starts right with “IN VASCULAR PLANTS”. You’re very talented.

[@BerzanOnen]

Thank you!🤘🏻👹🤘🏻

[@ariabelove]

THIS GOES SO HARD

[@tchwott]

how albert einstein would study in today's culture

[@BerzanOnen]

I see him playing the bass for Kiss

[@ughh5012]

our prayers have been answered!

[@uninterestedcat8429]

Im gonna be listening to it on loop so u get the best algorithm from my viewership. Cuz ts needs to be seen by the people 😆

[@uninterestedcat8429]

Oh an btw i really appreciate the long hair dude, as a fellow long haired dude i got respect for it. Also with metal i feel like long hair just has an aura 😆

[@sirelazarus7697]

Thi is what I needed last year when I was studying plant morphology haha

[@izzybee7162]

I am so glad i found you through their video, as soon as i heard overtones in the beginning i was hooked

[@BerzanOnen]

I LOVE overtone singing!🤘🏻👹🤘🏻

[@uninterestedcat8429]

@@BerzanOnen i dont have a clue wtf that is but imma have to look it up now 💀

[@poisonprince5064]

The "what the fuck is a meristem" in the Cold Ones video brought me here You have a fuckin incredible voice and I'm now here for the long haul, because your level of talent is absolute madness.

[@BerzanOnen]

Thank you! Btw, that "what the fuck is a meristem" was my genuine reaction, and I kept it in lol

[@poisonprince5064]

@@BerzanOnen I don't blame you, that shit is funny af That was probably everyone's reaction 😂

[@Opranius]

As I said, great! 😀

[@BerzanOnen]

Thanks my friend🤘🏻👹🤘🏻

[@GreenSlug420]

What the fuck is a Maristem! That choked me up, I was thinking the exact same thing.

[@BerzanOnen]

That was my actual reaction while I was recording the song, so I put that in😂

[@1244B-j1v]

thats actually a cool idea. i wish to see more.

[@alyxediehl8630]

This song is amazing!

[@casualtake1497]

this shit bussin yoooo

[@HolmgaardProduction]

This song was a banger. Thanks for your contribution!

[@rodbot]

goes extremely hard, good shit man

[@C0MPLICIT]

Found you through Cold Ones, amazing talent to turn a wiki page into a awesome song.

[@BerzanOnen]

Thanks! Welcome to the channel🤘🏼👹🤘🏼

[@MrAndyCretin]

Massive Legend here.

[@BerzanOnen]

Thank you!🤘🏻👹🤘🏻

[@HaouDeSoul]

Thanks for the song lecture Professor Metal

[@BerzanOnen]

*FOR SCIENCE!!*

[@Aephyn64]

Dude I'm so glad Chad and Max featured you so more people could hear your voice, you sound amazing and nail every aspect of prog metal vocals. Keep up the good work man, I'm now a huge fan

[@EthisProtogen]

you sir, are a god amongst men.

[@a_distant_figure7941]

If this was played at school I wouldn't have been held back

[@BerzanOnen]

You would’ve become a *PROFESSOR ORDINARIUS*

[@Cyenjoyer]

Your singing made this challenge both funny and awesome ! Also for a fun fact, I was curious if Meristem was picked for a metal band name, and it is ! After listening to your song I found that to be hilarious

[@BerzanOnen]

No way! Now I gotta cover one of their songs lol

[@fruitypebbles6317]

@@BerzanOnen 😂 thatd be awesome

[@retardedchromosome3923]

What about Apical Meristem? Or Root Morphology? This Wikipedia page contains surprisingly high amount of potential band names lol

[@Daniel-ff9st]

You should start informational music videos like this to use in Schools for educational purposes!! It's so catchy, I've learned so much 🤣🤣

[@BerzanOnen]

Take that educational system!🤘🏻👹🤘🏻

[@matthodsonmusic8256]

Came here from the Cold One's video, you absolutely smashed it! Such an amazing voice and talent!! 🔥

[@BerzanOnen]

Thank you!🤘🏼👹🤘🏼

[@cevikg]

Crispy first and now Cold Ones. You are moving up in the youtube world my man 🤘

[@BerzanOnen]

Thank you!🤘🏻👹🤘🏻

[@desocrate]

This was the song that let me find your channel, love your sound man, the beard too fucking epic.

[@BerzanOnen]

Thanks man, the beard is the source of my power🤘🏼👹🤘🏼

[@fruitypebbles6317]

@@BerzanOnen brother, i respect the long hair and beard, long hair brings with it power and good luck.

[@uninterestedcat8429]

Lol ive had enough root morphology for today, will absolutely come back and listen to this, unironically fire.

[@patmald]

Does anyone remember the myth busters of them playing metal to plants and those one were the healthier bigger plants in the experiment. This has come full circle

[@BerzanOnen]

Imagine if they played this to them

[@WinterHillTV]

Your style in this gives me System of a Down vibes and I absolutely love it. If you could just do the entirety of Wikipedia that’d be great dude

[@BerzanOnen]

LOVE soad! So they definitely have a great influence on my style too. WIKI METAL will continue🤘🏻👹🤘🏻

[@Shadyeh_ShD]

The best way to learn about roots, bloody roots

[@semtux8615]

This is amazing and i fucking love it, easily best part of the cold ones video

[@BerzanOnen]

Thanks!🤘🏼👹🤘🏼

[@Bodenman]

absolute banger

[@BerzanOnen]

🤘🏼👹🤘🏼

[@DruidXT]

what a fucking legend! this was my fav by far PENETRATE THE SOIL \m/

[@uninterestedcat8429]

Lol that line does go hard

[@BerzanOnen]

Taking loving the earth to another level

[@souleating_salmon722]

Never ever heard some one so metal as u and im a metalhead hahaha

[@ineedwafflestabernacle]

I remember seeing this and thinking that they didn't give you nearly enough credit in the video. Your screams and clean singing are absolutely incredible! I hope one day I can have even a quarter of your skill when it comes to singing or your biceps

[@uninterestedcat8429]

I mean he got like a thousand subs from there, thats a pretty fire conversion rate. I feel like they gave just enough credit that people who would be interested, were.

[@BerzanOnen]

Thank you for your kind words. And both are improved via constant training, so.. *TRAIN HARD!!* 🤘🏼👹🤘🏼

[@relicy]

I wish this was on spotify. Absolute banger🔥🔥🔥

[@into_the_void]

As someone who identifies as a plant , i appreciate the awareness this raises about my root morphology.. thanks P.s Should have inserted a lil " rooootss bloody roootss " 😂 lol

[@BerzanOnen]

How do you feel about vegans?? *DAMMIT!! I missed the opportunity of a lifetime..

[@uninterestedcat8429]

Lol i just notice the shirt too, nice shirt.

[@DEAMON_OD]

LETSSSSS GOOOOO your voice and your appearance makes me wanna get buff and grow a beard love it 🤘That voice and all of it u make the right thing keep going pls

[@BerzanOnen]

*DO IT!* You already have the name for it🤘🏻👹🤘🏻

[@VinluvAntonHandesbukia]

And thus a new genre was born

[@leroyfitch7024]

Yea I seen a pot plant growing out of a park trash can

[@ea.fitz216]

I’m going to listen to this on repeat and become an expert on plant biology.

[@BerzanOnen]

I trust you doctor!🤘🏻👹🤘🏻

[@qts941]

Both me and 2 of my favorite youtubers like ur music. This truly is something else

[@BerzanOnen]

Man that makes me happy!🤘🏼👹🤘🏼

[@yourfriendpedro5758]

Fucking legend

[@mikeschrijvers5272]

hell yeah brother. you frking rock. keep on going!!!

[@BerzanOnen]

Always!🤘🏻👹🤘🏻

[@rj_dr]

I love the more brutal screams *TO PROVIDE ANCHORAGE*

[@BerzanOnen]

Amazing line to scream

[@NateSassoonMusic]

you're awesome!

[@BerzanOnen]

You too!🤘🏻👹🤘🏻

[@Thebes342]

The chorus is like headbanger fuel, goddamn

[@Phoenix_rising19]

Prof Metal head. 🤘

[@BerzanOnen]

🤘🏻🎓🤘🏻

[@itsmrotaku]

I would love to see a cover for Bury the Light - Vergil's battle theme from Devil May Cry 5

[@BerzanOnen]

Awesome idea!🤘🏼👹🤘🏼

[@heartofthe_cards]

I want you to sing me lullabies haha. This song was my absolute favourite of their video 👌🏻 thanks for the full version

[@BerzanOnen]

Ahhah I actually recorded a song called “Lullaby” for a movie soundtrack once. I may upload it here now that I remembered it! Thanks🤘🏼👹🤘🏼

[@heartofthe_cards]

@@BerzanOnen I look forward to hearing it! ☺️

[@leroyfitch7024]

Wow

[@emmaisanerd]

Thanks, Helped me prepare for my botany lab exam :)

[@koolsea]

Came from Cold Ones and instantly subscribed. Metal is not my genre of choice but you have an amazing voice - wishing you the best and success.

[@BerzanOnen]

Thank you, and welcome aboard!🤘🏻👹🤘🏻

[@neonparticle175]

My Druid's new theme.

[@BerzanOnen]

Laughed way too hard at this lol

[@swolfix3866]

This is sick, I have also learnt new things

[@BerzanOnen]

*EDUCATIONAL METAL*

[@pascalmeye1972]

God I was hoping 2 get a full version of it here. Good stuff brother

[@BerzanOnen]

Thanks man!🤘🏻👹🤘🏻

[@suitcaseproductions3219]

This just might be better than dream theater. I put it on my metal Playlist

[@BerzanOnen]

Dude, you’re gonna make Petrucci come after me, *STAHP*

[@grainofrhiice]

this song was going through my head while uprooting weeds in my front yard everytime i looked at the roots

[@BerzanOnen]

That’s so awesome lol

[@Cleva_Thoughts]

I loved this! You absolutely killed it!

[@BerzanOnen]

Thank you!🤘🏻👹🤘🏻

[@lotsagold]

i just like the way he says "plant"

[@childoftheeternalsky2382]

I already loved plants and metal. You made me see I could love them more. Fuck yeah brother

[@BerzanOnen]

Thank you! They both nourish us🤘🏻👹🤘🏻

[@austincalderon1124]

I followed in the event of you uploading. I'm happy you did

[@BerzanOnen]

Thank you🤘🏻👹🤘🏻

[@aus_planty4272]

can't get enough of Professor Metal 🤘🏻👹🤘🏻

[@BerzanOnen]

🤘🏻🎓🤘🏻