Bespoke $5,000 Platform Doc Martens

[@RoseAnvil]

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[@Apathymiller]

Have you done any kreosote boots out of Missouri?

[@mars23air]

This was sooo funny. He did such a good job keeping a straight face. I wonder how many takes this took?

[@omegamanGXE]

'bout tree fiddy

[@ceiganjones4750]

Bout tree fiddy

[@bloochoo2870]

Bout tree fiddy

[@kernal9093]

'bout tree fiddy

[@studentaccount345]

'bout tree fiddy

[@jetfowl]

I went for their deluxe 200-layer boot. And I must say, I really enjoyed the extra foot of height. They were so unnoticeable, too. Nobody even realized that I'd gone from 5'10" to 6'10". Plus, with the deluxe 200-layer boot, you don't just get a secret compartment. No, it's actually an inter-dimensional link to Hell itself. So you can store as much as you want without any worries at all. Well, except for the odd hellworm that may crawl out of the boot when you take it off. But who doesn't have that problem?

[@efefef3927]

Not funny waste

[@EastofVictoriaPark]

They may be fixed on your new glasses. Or perhaps that you lost your glasses.

[@RyanVannote]

Hellworm here, can confirm it’s true

[@russellzauner]

ur boots def packin dank

[@Imdor]

I know we're joking and all, but the idea of walking around on an entire cows worth of leather sound pretty metal.

[@ediefreddie5438]

Definitely not metal. He spent the whole video telling you abt how much leather they used

[@omegamanGXE]

@@ediefreddie5438 That’s not what he meant nerd

[@paradoxworkshop4659]

Metal would sound clankier, kinda like Marley's chains. Marley's chains would be a great metal band name. You're welcome.

[@marlona6642]

@@omegamanGXE wooosh

[@omegamanGXE]

@@marlona6642 you woosh

[@WinderTP]

I can't believe I watched till the stash part to realise this video is a bit. I love how equally serious you take every video, bravo

[@RyanJ362]

Same 😂

[@unclegrandfather1]

I knew when he said that he loves Docs’ leather that he was joking, but after finishing this video I still don’t know if these boots are a real thing… Such a great prank!

[@rokssolana]

@@unclegrandfather1 Same! I know how much he hates Dr. Martens' leather, so that gave it away. But I don't know if they're real either. Seems to me they just bought a pair of Docs and added the 25 layers of soles to one of them but not the other. Notice how you never see him wear both platforms.

[@SirenaSpades]

Me too

[@josephthefirst1]

Same

[@14s0cc3r14]

Took me a while to realize this was joke. Who knew Rose could do British dry humor so well?

[@alans.wendelschafer6588]

I took me several minutes into it for me to realize it.

[@ThuggaManeLaFlare]

This boot was recommended to me by a chiropractor - I was doubtful but after 2 weeks this boot fixed my back pain! Thanks rose anvil !

[@paradoxworkshop4659]

You're just saying that because you can no longer afford to go to your chiropractor.

[@efefef3927]

This video just came out

[@studley31fly23]

This was actually really good. I didnt realize that u were trolling until you said you love the plastic coating on the leather, then it all made sense.

[@theewildrose]

NGL The sole seems like it's actually good quality compared to the Docs. That's the weird part.

[@melinaalba63]

I was like "what the hell, why is he saying that?!" And then it clicked😂

[@insignificantuser1016]

I will forever use the phrase "More leather is More better"

[@nodieusa]

Let's take a moment to appreciate how he kept a straight face throughout the video!

[@shaiq-nbaiq1826]

Whats sad is that I fully expected Dr. Marten to actually do this.

[@tristambre632]

ok I'm naive, it took me until he said the sole was dyed with blood to realise it was a joke, I was genuinely excited about such a cool looking idea

[@_JOMOMA]

If this is the Halloween episode, what’s for April fools? 😂😂😂

[@needfortweed8734]

My thoughts exactly. I expect something really wild come this spring...

[@mathiaspetersson2195]

Anything from Balenciaga would work for April fools.

[@CreativeUsernameHere-r1k]

Crocks.

[@erinspbrown]

Actually...... If you have to ask then you need to look back through his videos, and enjoy

[@hexum9449]

This was so much better than any SNL skit I've seen in years. So many nuggets of hilarity. Great job!

[@eothamec2427]

I started laughing so hard when he kept pulling stuff out of the stash compartment 😂

[@andrewr.786]

Just imagine the look you will get from the cobbler when you ask for a resole with a new midsole

[@keithjackson4985]

Lol 😆 🤣

[@efefef3927]

You will never need one

[@Sciguy95]

​@@efefef3927I don't know, I do alot of walking. I'd probably need a new sole every couple weeks with these.

[@cigarjefe]

YOU CAN STORE A KILO OF COKE IN THE HEEL. DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW THIS.

[@generath5439]

I have learned a ton from your channel, but please never stop these type of videos.

[@justalittlebitmo]

Who knew I needed that montage of stomping on everything from ceramic Santas to a boxed copy of Coyote Ugly? Huh!

[@jowolf9316]

Man, glad i saw your review of these. Instantly bought some pairs for me and my friends from the gang. Named ourselves "The More Betterers" now and keep on hanging around in the mood of the cow field next door while listening to "In the leather hour i want more more more, with a better yell....more more more" from The leathers of mercy, sure you know that band. Also found the perfect functionality for the hole in the leather: Its for for bringing in your own individual shank!. Filled it with sawdust as my personal prefered shankstyle. So wonderful to walk in the docs now! They're the best boots in the world, it's true! Thank you from The more betterers, we're a lucky gang now!!!

[@guitarguymi]

Wasn't sure this was a joke until Weston said he loves Doc Martin leather.

[@minerforjob32]

I fell for it, looked for it online.

[@searam1]

Cheers from Atlanta! That looks like a polio boot! I seem to remember as a young boy that my uncle had polio and had those very strange soled boots to help compensate for the disease. That’s exactly what those ridiculous things look like!

[@tylerc9809]

My dude, your videos have convinced me to buy a pair of Thursday Presidents, Thorogood American heritage moc toes, and to stop buying lesser quality work boots in general. My bank account hates you but I appreciate your videos so much. 😂 I’m an industrial mechanic, I’m on my feet in factory settings 12 hours at a time and moc toes have changed my life for the better. I’ve been struggling to find comfortable steel toe boots for years but your recommendations have really helped me out and educated me on boot construction in general. Thanks again, this one was hilarious too. 👏😂

[@jcsjcs2]

I cracked up and finally understood that he was joking when he praised the plastic coating for trapping "all the heat and the vapor and sweat on the inside". Real gold!

[@iSully529]

I feel like ordering a pair just to see what’s delivered, best part of all this is they are actually for sale on his site 😂🎃

[@onemadhungrynomad]

he really follows through on a bit, i wonder if they will actually make them if they get orders, i guess why not right?

[@treeboi]

If you didn't follow the purchasing link, you should go & read the reviews

[@declanvillar5557]

I do too!!! I actually almost confirmed the “complete check out” trying to ad them in my cart to see what happens!

[@SirenaSpades]

I wonder if you get the stash compartment if ordered?

[@flipflat4814]

I was going to go with the hundred layer midsole, but then realize that would look ridiculous, so I decided to go with the 50 layer model ✌️😎👍 winning!

[@theewildrose]

When I was younger I wanted Doc Martins so badly then I did a little research and saw a lot of people complaining that the quality has gone to shit so I'm glad I never bothered

[@HkFinn83]

They do look cool though. People online are comparing them often to €600 heritage boots, which they were never meant to compete with. I accept a lot of the criticisms of them, but I’ll continue to wear them if they’re similarly priced to a pair of Nike Air Force 1’s👍

[@nodescriptionavailable3842]

I've been wearing these for years, my calf muscles look like plump butt cheeks and everyone gives me compliments, also I can dunk without leaving the ground, basketball scholarship offers keep coming in but I'll probably go strait Russian pro, will be stashing vape cartridges in the boots

[@AlgyFonts]

MORE LEATHER = MORE BETTER

[@monio.9444]

The red candles + the boots 😆 I feel like we're in a music video by The Cure. The part where he talks about walking through cement as kids cracked me up 😆

[@tophateyeball7198]

The music in this actually kinda reminded me of 'This Is Not A Love Song' by PIL...

[@claudkata4820]

a salute to all the short king wanting these

[@MrWoodhoarder]

I picked up a pair while traveling in Eastern Europe some years back. The first night I wore them , I was met by a mob of torch wielding villagers. Apparently , I had interrupted a local meeting , which caused the villagers to become very angry. Being such a small isolated village , they were not very fashion forward and began calling my foot ware “monstrous “ , they then began to chase me. Realizing one can’t out run an angry mob in ClompMartins, I ducked into a dark alley in an attempt to evade my pursuers. There I spotted my salvation, on a back stoop , was a pair of the most non threatening footwear in existence , a pair of Crocs! I threw off my new boots and slipped on the Crocs, just as the mob came into the alley. Being that I was now some 6” shorter , the angry torch bearers, passed me by, without even a second look!

[@VonDutchNL]

I camp in my platform doc Martens.. there's a small kitchen, double bed, and a tiny bathroom (nothing fancy). It's small but I love it.

[@FightNightPicks]

The trick-or-treating bit, classic! 😂

[@Tyiriel]

That moment he realizes the hidden compartment was not actually standard but rather an invention by the kingpin he bought it from

[@momsberettas9576]

They say the height of your Doc Marten's is directly corelated to how long it's been since you've spoken to your father.

[@Daemorien]

Tell me you hate doc martens without telling me you hate doc martens.

[@exn1h1lon1h1lf1t]

This boot is not made from a cow IT IS A COW

[@katemonster727]

The fact that they’re red… that’s a Ronald McDonald clown boot if I’ve ever seen one 😂

[@anthonyh9481]

Your spoof videos are the best man. Always looking forward to the next one.

[@Arto257]

I know this is all fun and games, but I had a ridiculously heavy pair of Laredo work boots that weighed about 5 pounds a piece. Wore them for about six months and I did, in fact, have glorious calves for the duration.

[@skweemish]

12:22: The Hand of Glory adds a nice... touch.

[@needfortweed8734]

Always good to have a bit of black magic going on, especially on a day such as this...

[@shifty220]

The stash bit was brilliant!! 😂

[@yashaashayeri7055]

Best pair of boots I've seen you cut in half. I'm ordering a pair right away.

[@Jade93972]

even after reading all the comments telling me this is definitely a joke, I'm still not entirely sure. More leather = more better

[@jacobtothe2112]

I was ready to spring for some Red Wing Iron Rangers, but I am 100% converted to Clomp Martens after this review. Thanks for the insights!

[@questionableheathen]

Honestly though the clomp martons are so pretty 🥰

[@chrisk1255]

When you pulled the stuff outta the boot at the end, I almost died from laughing...well done

[@craig3536]

The perfect boot to clean gutters, change light bulbs, and reach those hard to get to high places. No more dragging around a step stools and ladders.

[@hungryonos5097]

What kind of protections would this offer from an infantry mine? Should this be the next military boot?

[@adiyodha3725]

Never in my life I'd seen someone pulled out an entire card game package outta their damn shoe up until now 😂

[@OLICIT]

The second he said he loved Doc Martens, I knew this must have been a joke video, Halloween “trick”, or what in Australia we call a “Piss take”

[@julianshepherd2038]

How can you run away in those ?

[@axeavier]

why would you run?

[@ardipithecus11]

Practice

[@douglasrodenbach8000]

This channel just constantly comes out w amazing and fresh content .. best on KZbin IMO... when are the KZbin awards??

[@sputumtube]

Absolutely awesome. Definately should have saved it 'till April 1st.... ;)

[@imsteevin]

Awesome, been waiting for this review. After seeing this I really think I can make a pair for less myself so I ordered a pair of docs and a live cow. Stay tuned!

[@Alphoric]

They do make non plastic covered leather boots btw just not their mainstream shoes

[@veridico84]

I had to check it wasn't 1st April when I watched this.

[@Avelurker]

we need the emo rose anvil back

[@ThunderMaster1764]

11:00 Not you throwing candy with your other hands. 😂

[@ml8067]

These just keep getting better! It's a bit bitter sweet watching you cut them in half. You put a lot of work into that boot.

[@mrmohawkmansir]

I went with the Get Clompless boots, they complete remove all traces of the sole. They're just like walking around barefoot while being stylish at the same time 😁

[@thepedanticcreature680]

Not gonna lie, the thought of even the possibility of these boots existing is the most terrifying thing this Halloween.

[@ForTheLoveOfSuits]

I assume you guys made the boot. That's as impressive as the comedy. Such a great channel.

[@mizzzlicia1832]

When he started complimenting docs I smelled all the cap. Lol Lmao candy corn, the worst candy in the worst shoe. Love it

[@Roberob1189]

At least stepping on nails ain’t an issue anymore. Imagine wearing these to a job site. You’re catching smoke.

[@adambates3380]

Thank you so much for reviewing these. I was considering getting a pair for myself, but I wasn't sure of the build quality. You never know when you're gonna need an extra bat!

[@itsZdan]

"More leather, more better", that has to be my next tshirt

[@123Ir0nman]

How do you do this with a straight face?!? 🤣 I had to double check that this wasn't an April fools video

[@bigsmooshflopdong33]

This was great. Was so confused confused for like the first 30 seconds or so, thinking to myself, "what is homie talking about???" 😆

[@aurtisanminer2827]

The sheetrock screws are a nice touch!

[@scarymsmary]

They are a necessity when repairing failing goth boots, I'm afraid. Clomp Martens go the extra mile though and include the screws in the soles to begin with. #customerforlife

[@northernironforge]

Fantastic boots for a preper, don’t need a bug out bag when you can fit it all in your boots. I’d hazard to guess that you could even bug out into the secret compartment to survive a nuclear attack and emerge unharmed.

[@adamsmiths3016]

The perfect boots for Frankenstein

[@DMorgan77]

Fantastic review Weston. Easily my favorite KZbin channel.

[@rires6661]

So I got my order yesterday but something doesn't seem quite right. I placed my order 3 months ago, for the 50 layers which came up to $8,000. I was really happy with the price since I thought it would come up to $10,000. So, long story short, my door bell rang a few days ago and I opened my door to 2 cows just grazing on my lawn. I called up the company and said something must be wrong with the order and they immediately delivered a replacement pair. Glad they have finally got it right and painted both the cows red this time.

[@AirplaneDoctor_]

Funniest part is there are many that would happily buy them and pay the asking price....

[@galvanizedgnome]

is this a Halloween or April 1st episode?

[@jeffschroeder1420]

I understand 6.66 for the Halloween theme, but that was honestly the best centered cut I’ve seen on this channel😂

[@KiKaraage]

indeed 😂

[@SleazyMouse]

this has been listed for sale on the rose anvil website for a week and ive been like wtf

[@hurricanefist]

we all know what people are gonna stash in those boots.

[@srice8959]

I really can’t stop laughing at the screws in the heels they Forkin used 3” Drywall Screws

[@Hea1thyGuy]

the amount of sarcasm in here is insane at some point i couldn’t even tell if he was joking or not💀

[@markbock3027]

Was wondering if you’d review these. I got the special-order 500-layer version because at 6’4”, I’m nowhere near tall enough already. I can’t say enough good things about Clomp Marton’s customer service - they even included a hydraulic jack to help me get up once I’ve got the boots on.

[@SheolAbaddonus666]

Why only one? Is that the style, to wear a giant ass boot on one foot and a small one on the other?

[@JermaineJagger]

HOW am I just seeing this one?! I actually thought it was real at first and searched clomp martens haha! Another creative spoof video 👏🏾plus those hi kicks were amazing! Ps:Years ago I actually tried making myself a pair of platform docs by slicing the sole and stacking foam from old navy flipflops & used gorilla glue of all things to adhere em LOL it was a mess

[@spasticpanda8933]

That guy in the beginning took an absurd amount of time to lace those boots haha. I work in mine everyday and I can lace up 5 rows of speed hooks in like 10 seconds top. Now my pair of 10877s....those are another story

[@johnfritz15]

I celebrate the entire CLOMP collection.

[@-2high2fly-]

I saw a guy wearing something like this who had one leg way shorter than the other and it made his stance balanced it was pretty cool

[@M-Dash]

With that straight face, I fell for the "trick" till 25% of the vid played, when I couldn't take it anymore, and I checked other viewers reactions! ... This one is on me! 🤣

[@dan69golf]

"MO leather, equal mo better" 😂

[@GriffXJ]

I love how this video got more and more chaotic the further it went on 🤣

[@artamarti176]

I store an extra sandwich in my pair’s secret compartment. Such good value for a shoe, and you get a warm sandwich when you want it!

[@TheMightyYak]

It was the little patch of foam in the outsole that got me

[@graceleiper9198]

I really want these, but I'll only get them if I can't get my hands on Elton John's Doc Martens, first! 🤔

[@ranchmanager9126]

I think the sweet spot for comfort and especially running and driving might be 75 layers. But if you are jumping down off your roof every day maybe go with 100.

[@camerongunn7906]

I legit almost freaked when you cut the fingers off. Of course I get nervous during the scenes anyway.

[@theophrastuscarnegie6242]

The uppers are made from very special cows that have an outer plastic layer.

[@austinlwmoore]

Not sure what is more sad: my gullibility or the fact that meme shoes are so silly that this could be believable. Had me in the first few minutes for sure lol

[@richardemanuelmiller2968]

"It's got that really nice, heavy, plastic coating on top" 😭🤣