Best and Worst Films of 2017

[@djtimmy8750]

My friend said "I'll pay you $20 to watch Sleepless. I was like "That's gonna be an easy grab." While watching, I thought to myself "It ain't no easy grab, they got T"

[@raoulprivatebusiness6240]

Oh shit! They got T!?

[@dankslushy4742]

THEY GOT T

[@balabanasireti]

Yawn.

[@mrpurple9581]

OH SHIT THEY GOT T?

[@Kylo_ren518]

What's the joke supposed to mean

[@abdishakurmahboub3696]

Sorry to say this folks but Chips is the best movie of the year as it holds the belt for 40 years going.

[@jamesb7876]

Honestly this movie is so underated! I'm surprised it doesn't have 100% on Rotten Tomatoes

[@DuelistRL]

Good joke I had a solid laugh.

[@bastrdojenkins4478]

Chips should’ve been number one

[@vampireknightfan]

CHIEPS

[@davieduckett2156]

Pretty one sided video. Seems like all you did was talk about movies

[@raccooniusheisterius2270]

Davie Duckett ikr wtf ralph

[@turtleanton6539]

Mindblown

[@alphalax7747]

........

[@samjaeger8849]

What do you think about the Knack 2 movie?

[@marko7552]

omg all he does is talk about movies on this chanel like????

[@reeceb4622]

Holy shit was Split in 2017? This makes it feel like 2017 was a long ass year.

[@grantwilliams2650]

CallMe CrazyHD January

[@theoriginalDEVILSLAP]

CallMe CrazyHD it was.

[@ineedausername342]

CallMe CrazyHD Holly shit dude

[@nando6906]

CallMe CrazyHD tbh I though Split was a very old movie

[@user-lq8gu8id7s]

Yeah and if I'm not mistaken Glass (the sequel to Split) was released in theatres yesterday...on my birthday.

[@ralphthemoviemaker]

My brother texted me to let me know I had the Colossal poster up at 59:27 when I was talking about The Founder. TOP 10 RALPHTHEMOVIEMAKER MISTAKES

[@trickyrichard]

ralphthemoviemaker top ten anime fuckups

[@SrVLaDOS]

Damn Ralph, you beat me to it by 50 seconds.

[@MajerHawk]

ralphthemoviemaker we all make mistakes

[@asare240]

Yeah, I saw that and thought it was a joke I wasn't getting.

[@JoshuaJadeMcCoskrie]

Also you gave Thor: Ragnarok and Guardians of the Galaxy different scores when clearly they're the same movie.

[@chewiebaccas]

When you try to make a list of the best and worst movies of the year, but accidently makes a movie

[@notdoneyet1361]

I would watch a full length movie of just Ralph mocking bad movies for an hour and a half.

[@battleupsaber462]

No reason to watch this video since we all already know that the best movie of the year is CHIPS.

[@hypnotised-clover]

BattleUp Saber Chips? You mean,... French fries?

[@mikeymotorpsyche2792]

Wrong, it’s KNACK 2 BAY-BEEEEE

[@BrandonGiordano]

It's so much fun. Haven't had that much fun in a theatre in a long time

[@pickledhate2961]

wassat?

[@fabulog7010]

You mean the emoji movie?

[@aoifecaetan9832]

I'll tell you right now I took a shot every time he said "wonderful" or "awful" and I did fucking die. He's an honest man.

[@PatricioVertiz]

Aoife Caetan Woah, did you legit die?

[@oppressedamphibian8522]

You're ded af

[@oppressedamphibian8522]

You're ded af

[@KotaroKoala]

Dying is very bad for your health, seek a doctor.

[@trentmanning1275]

Neil Degrasse Tyson I’ve died multiple times and I’m alright

[@7grandmac]

_Results:_ Wonderful count: 15 Awful count: 28 Total: 43

[@alphalax7747]

count how much he says terrific

[@docsnake]

Or how many times he says “boring”.

[@CloneCarVideos]

NET: -13

[@PeterParker-vx5pe]

JUG IT!JUG IT!

[@Frawt]

@@yonyosef ...yes...?

[@RobertB0H]

Justice league would have been the best movie this year if it had more Turkish Airlines

[@arkhamknightrider4361]

lol

[@farmhousefilms1]

IT'S FINALLY HERE. The moment we've all been waiting for. A full nine years after the release of Paul Blart Mall Cop.

[@youngsmitty347]

I forgot that was actually a thing.

[@thema1998]

Logan Smith Me too. I also forgot that "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" was a thing. That's how forgotten the movie has become!

[@hypnotised-clover]

JAXmudge Mall Blart, Paul cop

[@kevinkwok3460]

Fuck. It’s my birthday.

[@cooperv.6083]

Let the past die. Kill it if you have to

[@Protanly]

I tried to take a shot every time you said wonderful or awful. It's now 8 hours later and I woke up in bed with a bright yellow minion who continuously whispers "Don't think it Don't say it" into my soft delicate ears. We are currently binging the entirety of Mystery Diners and I'm really hooked now that we're on the 9th season. I think it's really cool how Charles Styles says his inconic catch phrase "Charles Styles Mystery Diners" while he thwarts all those iraqi food cart scams. I think tomorrow we're going to play the no clothes game but I don't know if I can eat that much Chuck E Cheese Pizza. All in all. 10/10. Would play the drinking game for this video again.

[@WhatIsItAboutThem]

Nicholas Thompson True success is having a comment full of your own references lol

[@void_4871]

Nicholas Thompson lol

[@atrep4585]

But did you see the ghost of Yankee Jim while Mark Webb says "good got it great good" on a Turkish Airlines commercial?

[@bootygroinweevil2181]

*Release the drone*

[@thomas5076]

All Hail The Mighty Glow Cloud

[@24FramesOfNick]

At least you didn't say "astonishing" 700 times like my shit. But this list is astonishing

[@pattipooh]

clever

[@doctordaro2112]

24 Frames Of Nick subtle plug

[@purplelizard2348]

DoctorDaro you plugged it yourself by saying that, now I checked out his channel to see what this whole this was about.

[@doctordaro2112]

PurpleLizard 23 well that is on you.

[@FrogeFella]

24 Frames Of Nick I see you in every single comment section lol

[@StripedGoose]

Fun Fact: The officials removed the word "Baby" from "Baby Driver" on all russian posters of the movie after the controversy with Kevin Spacey.

[@kostajovanovic3711]

So the movie became the 1978 one with Rayan O'neal?

[@_Somsnosa_]

It's because of their barbaric anti-gay propaganda law probably. They'd love him if he'd raped a woman. The Russian media have pretty much been celebrating the sexual abuse of women lately.

[@Egzvorg]

wtf are you talking about? Kevin Spacey stuff was discovered way after the movie came out and the translation was the same since I first saw any mention of it.

[@MsElvistar]

Well played sir.

[@ericknunez8472]

So wtf did they call the movie? DRIVER?

[@JulieBTRLover]

Seeing "train to busan" in the same list as "the emoji movie" makes me sad. But it's okay it's your opinion

[@eliiacovoni2451]

A Light Skin With Taste by child actor do you mean like the little girl?

[@gabriel897100]

same, I really liked it

[@silverlee7336]

I liked train to busan a lot, I'm not super into zombie movies but I thought it was very well paced. I really like the zombie reveal with the deer at the beginning, the main character actually had an arc if a predictable one, and I never yelled at the characters for dumb decisions. It's not a masterpiece but its well made and one of the better zombie movies in existence and I didnt find much to dislike

[@balabanasireti]

@A Light Skin With Taste Nah.

[@sugarnnndiesel6815]

A Light Skin With Taste yea we’re not here for your opinion we here for ralph’s

[@eve420maitresse]

"Onions have layers. Get out of my swamp!" -Brek

[@miles6283]

Brek vs. Shrek, who would win

[@vaprin2019]

Leia went into creative mode

[@TheBanjoShowOfficial]

6FT4EngineersforUCD leia said “/gamemode 1”

[@hooman69]

I hear angry kid yelling hax from afar

[@jozinek876]

6FT4EngineersforUCD best comment

[@squirlamania]

HOLY SHIT

[@djtimmy8750]

*Top 20 movies of 2017:* #20: 2:13 Molly's Game(8/10) #19: 3:44 Ingrid Goes West(8/10) #18: 6:17 Raw(8/10) #17: 7:32 Get Out(8/10) #16: 8:55 John Wick 2(8/10) #15: 11:36 Logan(8/10) #14: 13:22 Spider-Man: Hoecumming(8/10) #13: 14:02 Call Me By Your Name(8/10) #12: 16:42 Bad Genius(8/10) #11: 20:31 Okja(8/10) #10: 21:58 Baby Driver(8/10) #09: 23:51 The Shape Of Water(9/10) #08: 26:17 Dunkirk(9/10) #07: 29:19 Mother!(9/10) #06: 31:51 Blade Runner 2049(9/10) #05: 33:41 The Killing Of A Sacred Deer(9/10) #04: 35:42 Phantom Thread(9/10) #03: 37:07 It Comes At Night(10/10) #02: 38:30 only Three Billboards promoting this movie(Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri)(10/10) #01: 39:30 Amazing Time(Good Time)(11/10) *TV Shows:* 43:39 House of Hards(House of Cards)(4/10) 44:15 Game Of Thrones(6/10) 44:19 Stranger Things(7/10) 44:38 Better Call Saul(7/10) 44:47 Legion(7/10) 45:07 Big Little Lies(8/10) 46:21 American Gods(7/10) 46:24 Mindhunter(9/10) 46:41 Mr.Robot(10/10) *Utter Shit:* #72: 47:14 9/11(0/10) #71: 47:57 Wish Upon(1/10) #70: 48:03 The Bye-Bye Man(1/10) #69: 48:04 The Emoji Movie(1/10) #68: 48:10 Transformers 5(1/10) #67: 48:14 Amityville: The Awakening(1/10) #66: 48:33 Friend Request(1/10) #65: 48:46 The Book Of Henry(2/10) #64: 49:38 Kingsman: The Golden Circle(2/10) #63: 49:44 Death Note(2/10) #62: 49:49 Monster Trucks(2/10) #61: 49:56 xXx: The Return of Xander Cage(2/10) #60: 50:06 Sleepless(2/10) #59: 50:09 CHiPS(2/10) #58: 50:16 Rings(2/10) #57: 50:19 The Belko Experiment(3/10) #56: 50:30 Train To Busan(3/10) #55: 50:45 Pirates Of The Carribean: Dead Franchises Make No Movies(3/10) #54: 50:57 A Cure For Wellness(3/10) #53: 51:17 Alien: Covenant(4/10) #52: 51:23 Atomic Bland(Atomic Blonde)(4/10) #51: 52:13 T2: Judgement Day (T2 Trainspotting)(4/10) #50: 52:26 Blunder Woman(Wonder Woman) (4/10) #49: 52:31 Kong: Skull Island(4/10) #48: 52:43 Gerald's Game(4/10) #47: 53:01 A Ghost Story(4/10) #46: 53:41 War For The Planet Of The Apes(4/10) #45: 54:50 Jigsaw(5/10) #44: 55:17 F8 of the Furious(5/10) #43: 55:30 Darkest 2.5 Hours Ever(5/10) #42: 55:40 Americans Made a piece of shit.(American Made)(5/10) #41: 56:01 I Don't Feel At Home In This World Anymore(The Story of my Life)(5/10) #40: 56:06 Lady Macbeth(5/10) #39: 56:14 Star Wars: The Last Chance I'm giving the franchise(5/10) *Everything Else:* #38: 56:37 Lego: Batman(6/10) #37: 56:54 Split(6/10) #36: 57:31 Wind River(6/10) #35: 57:47 Thor: Ragnarok(6/10) #34: 58:03 The Beguiled(6/10) #33: 58:19 Free Fire(6/10) #32: 58:51 The Disaster Artist(6/10) #31: 58:55 Logan Lucky(6/10) #30: 59:27: The Founder(6/10)(he put the wrong poster) #29: 59:44 Colossal screwup on ralph's behalf(6/10) #28: 1:00:16 Mudbound(6/10) #27: 1:01:07 The Lost City of Z(7/10) #26: 1:01:35 I, Tonya(7/10) #25: 1:02:30 Lady Bird(7/10) #24: 1:02:56 The Florida Project(7/10) #23: 1:03:12 All the Money in the World(7/10) #22: 1:03:48 Guardians of The Galaxy Vol.2(7/10) #21 1:04:25 Detroit(7/10) @ralphsepe twitter.com/ralphsepe www.patreon.com/ralphthemoviemaker/memberships www.teepublic.com/user/ralphthemoviemaker instagram.com/ralphthemoviemaker facebook.com/ralphthemoviemaker (I wrote this on an iPhone 4 with a small screen and no Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V. Likes would be appreciated.)

[@aidenmattson1675]

You can copy and paste a description on iPhone 4

[@djtimmy8750]

Aiden Maton but it's inconvenient and convoluted as hell.

[@aidenmattson1675]

Oh, I see that’s really good man.

[@Rahim103.5]

Massive respects

[@aarikhates]

Who tf has an iPhone 4 in 2018

[@calissaloricchio3494]

"anxiety attack: the movie" hey that sounds like my life

[@goodjobeli]

Calissa Loricchio My life as a movie

[@seamuslikesmovies8748]

But we already got this video? I thought Chips was the best movie of the year?!?

[@thotdestroyer458]

ITS SO GOOD IM GOING TO FUCKING CUM!! AHHHH!!!

[@peterdykes]

"I’m gonna have fun with this kid."- Ralph Sepe

[@inhindsightthatmaybebad9890]

No Stop,ironically.STOP YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!

[@PegasisterAndProud]

I'm really glad Robert Pattinson finally got past Twilight

[@1daboi100]

Abraxis yeah finally after almost 10 fucking years later

[@edb2720]

More like 5 years as the last twilight movie came out in 2012.

[@1daboi100]

Ed Bulnes he didn't do much in between the Twilight films either from 2008 to 2012

[@Splitter4416]

He probably did those movies for the same reason Kristen Stewart did - so he could make so much money that he never has to do another big studio film ever again and just have his pick of projects he actually cares about for the rest of his life.

[@luffyduffy7817]

I think the only one who probably will never get past it is Taylor Lautner because he literally has no talent and was chosen only because preteen girls would think he's a hunk

[@privatepizza3790]

“John Wick is the best movie ever made”- Ralph Sepe 2018

[@Someguy-j9e]

John Wick 1 was great, John Wick 2 was just a never ending action scene that did nothing for me. It didn't have the heart of the first film.

[@oscarcandelasperez4140]

Wonderful, he said "in that context..." and you completely got rid of the context, that's a 2 in 1 joke, good job

[@Someguy-j9e]

bert n. ernie yup. Had some nice action pieces but lacked the character development and story telling of the first. Too much hokey stuff with the secret society too

[@sirduggins]

uh the first one didn't really have in depth character development either. It was a dude killing hundreds of people over a dog and a car. The only change is between Wick being depressed to Wick being vengeful.

[@cardinalinpain]

"I'm a furry" Ralph Sepe 2018

[@lship69]

ok but how is your skin so nice Ralph? like for real.

[@antediluvianspy5371]

FILTER!!!RAH

[@nicolascuenca254]

Since no one else said it... He puts the lotion on his skin

[@danielt1337]

Because he's still 12.. Right?

[@declanhargrove3032]

THE REAL FUCKING QUESTION

[@albertsosa4333]

He doesn’t leave the house.

[@battleupsaber462]

I don't understand why you hated 9/11 so much. Me personally, i loved 9/11. I can't wait for the sequel.

[@mondothegrunt7649]

Now, back to 9/11

[@rezziey8435]

My favorite was the Armenian genocide. It's banned in some countries!

[@online-nobody]

Yeah can't wait for 18/22

[@anthonytrani4037]

Boston Bombings 2: The Bombquel

[@evilbusinessguy8888]

I can't wait for world war 3

[@BeachSkies]

Great video Ralph, but Are you single?

[@catherine99]

He's dating Destiny Stiles.

[@thegameres816]

Uchima he could be single if you murder his lover and make him yours

[@42ndblaze43]

Robert Pattinson proves himself in Good Time I think, guess the actors in twilight except Jacob finally received the gift of talent.

[@geckopecko]

42nd Blaze twilight had many good actors, it's mostly the story that was bland and the characters were badly written. even if they are good actors, there's only so much you can do with a script like that

[@Persephone01]

Especially with Scream Queens Season 2 which was awful anyway and wasted potential.

[@burninsherman1037]

Honestly, I've felt he's continuously proved himself more and more since twilight to be a genuinely talented actor.

[@KOLBYreal]

@@burninsherman1037 Now he’s Batman

[@herloss448]

@@KOLBYreal nice 👍

[@indeimaus]

thank you ralph i need to watch some of these bangers

[@dogetatics3725]

Indeimaus did you notice the buphead song in the beginning

[@prusstaskajetan]

top 10 2017 movie souls???

[@bartholen]

Bloody bugger, I see you on every goddamn video I watch now! You make dope vids by the way.

[@willionaire9737]

i just watched your VR video

[@karljessop5094]

Is this where I subscribed to you from? Huh..small world

[@BrowncoatAllywang]

I think Keanu reeves can act, he just has a limited range, but he's good inside of that range. And unlike other actors he knows to stay inside of his range and pick parts that compliment him rather than feeling the need to try and prove he's the world's greatest actor and failing miserably.

[@HaseoOkami]

So... he stays in his lane and is unambitious in acting pursuit?

[@shooterrick1]

The Nothing Man Is not being ambitious always a bad thing? Why?

[@joshleather1706]

Hey look it’s matt hardy

[@joshleather1706]

I can slam a tornado

[@grotesmurfnewworldleader3164]

I like when he gets some smaller dramatic role like in To The Bone. He is really good at that smalle stuff.

[@TheTvdroid]

Great video man! I agree with alot of this. Keep it up ralph!! Btw are you single?

[@jarynu]

I personally think the emoji movie and chips were amazing. I give both of them a 20/10

[@oppressedamphibian8522]

Jaryn Morales That gives them a collective score of 40/10. I agree.

[@acomicfan7820]

Jaryn Morales both movies are giant turds

[@viron3664]

Really the only way to fully maximize your enjoyment is to watch both at the same time.

[@doesntmatterwhoiam23]

Emoji movie sucks ass

[@mirrorballl]

I give emoji movie 💯/10 haaa i bet im the first to make that joke

[@nicprokes3679]

I literally stopped the video, downloaded and watched Bad Genius, and then came back. It was great. Thank you.

[@Se7enRemain]

"I am a scientologist. That's my official religion" Ralph cracks me up.

[@Varooooooom]

He's serious.

[@RoyalRust]

He's not famous or rich enough

[@supersmear3696]

I can imagine Ralph being in a cult

[@thegaminglemon9085]

No, no, no! Scientology isn’t a cult! Shut up! Shut up!

[@davidjohnson8231]

^uh oh, they got one

[@VarinderBhandal]

Ralph is one of the few KZbin movie reviewers who know what they’re talking about.

[@threeblindchickens]

Varinder Bhandal *knows

[@TheOriginalPoon]

Well not better than Jeremy Jahns you mean, or the Stuckmanizer *im being sarcastic by the way before I get crucified

[@michaelvessel4604]

Seriously though, why are you always in the top comments of every freaking video.

[@dawsonbrannan9977]

Michael Vessel He's not as bad as the ninja guy named Justin or something. At least this one doesn't recycle stale memes and actually wants to start conversations.

[@jamstonjulian6947]

Varinder Bhandal Know what they're talking about? He's talking about movies, which last I checked are pretty fucking subjective. He's entertaining and pretty rational and fair, that's what makes him good.

[@oliver.2755]

I really liked Train to Busan

[@juiceinfinityjustice8003]

I liked it too

[@Vinnisaurus]

Oliver Townsend its overrated trash and you should feel weird for liking a modern day b-movie

[@epicpwnerofdeath]

Vincent T It’s an opinion, there’s no need to attack.

[@PauLtus_B]

Not a particularly interesting movie. But I think it achieves in what it sets out to do and I really enjoyed it.

[@aname8212]

@@Vinnisaurus B movies are important for the industry and if it weren't for b movies like night of the living dead and Texas chainsaw massacre the industry wouldn't be nearly the same.

[@Angel-kv8zw]

This guy gave DAMN a 7 but Chips a 10?

[@thahdeepseadivuh7501]

Ralphony fantano

[@bensilver7687]

Good some love for fantano

[@giovannizerbini3119]

AND WHY WASN'T SUPER MARIO BROS 2 MOVIE OF THE YEAR? 13 YEARS IN A ROW BABY

[@hectorandjack1]

oh god the crossover is happening

[@My_Pure_Planet]

Angel Roldan top 10 anime crossovers

[@24FramesOfNick]

Damn right Mr. Robot is 10/10

[@Ελένη-η2φ]

24 Frames Of Nick and god the music is amazing

[@spiderdalorian5666]

24 Frames Of Nick Jesus Chris you commented a lot

[@jonnemesis11]

It's not.

[@badrawrer143]

One Shot episode was some of the best TV I've ever had the pleasure of viewing

[@sirduggins]

That last episode (i think) of season 1 fucking blew my mind. The cinematography of the twist gave me the biggest chills I've had watching a show in a while. And that is even in spite of me seeing it coming!

[@canalla4158]

Get Out didn’t really strike me as a horror movie. It kinda gave me a vibe like Misery or The Shining with its suspense. But I do agree with you. More horror. But still not as good as Misery or The Shining. The movies btw.

[@ameyalan76]

What are we some kind of Notification Squad?

[@GalacticLoafy]

Alan Amey gang gang

[@thatonea-hole]

+Alan Amey Here comes *RALPHTHEMOVIEMAKER* the *MAN WHO CAN REVIEW ANYTHING!!!!*

[@BSJINTHEHOUSE420]

Constructive Historian Yeah let that meme commit Suicide Squad

[@trentrich7832]

Y’all jokers must be greatest

[@pearceellis8169]

I swear to god if he says "Audry Plaza" one more time.

[@dracomight]

Pearce Ellis what are you going to do? Unsubscribe?

[@luke28374]

Oh my God, Cybertron is coming.

[@turtleanton6539]

Nooo

[@jarethanson8775]

"Anxiety attack: the movie" Never a truer word spoken

[@Splitter4416]

Anyone else think for a second they were being shot at in the theater at the start of the movie? If that sound work doesn't win Oscars, the Academy is worthless.

[@mr.joesterr5359]

Jaret Hanson just like gravity.

[@StripedGoose]

COMPLETE TIMELINE Warning: Because the video is done in a "Top 20" fashion, the list could spoil it for you, so yeah. >Top 20 movies of 2017 2:13 Molly's Game 3:44 Ingrid Goes West 6:17 Raw 7:32 Get Out 8:55 John Wick 2 11:36 Logan 13:22 Spider-Man: Homecoming 14:02 Call Me By Your Name 16:42 Bad Genius 20:31 Okja 21:58 Baby Driver 23:51 The Shape Of Water 26:17 Dunkirk 29:19 Mother! 31:51 Blade Runner 2049 33:41 The Killing Of A Sacred Deer 35:42 Phantom Thread 37:07 It Comes At Night 38:30 Three Billboards 39:30 Good Time >TV Shows 43:39 House of Cards 44:15 Game Of Thrones 44:19 Stranger Things 44:38 Better Call Saul 44:47 Legion 45:07 Big Little Lies 46:21 American Gods 46:24 Mindhunter 46:41 Mr.Robot >Worst Movies 47:14 9/11 [Actual movie title] 47:57 Wish Upon 48:03 The Hash-Slinging Slasher [It's actually The Bye-Bye Man] 48:04 Emoji Movie [Skipped] 48:10 Transformers 5 48:14 Amityville: The Awakening 48:33 Friend Request 48:46 The Book Of Henry 49:38 Kingsman: The Golden Circle 49:44 Death Note 49:49 Monster Trucks 49:56 xXx: The Return of Xander Cage 50:06 Sleepless [They Got T] 50:09 Chips 50:16 Rings 50:19 The Belko Experiment 50:30 Train To Busan 50:45 Pirates Of The Carribean: Dead Men Tell No Tales 50:57 A Cure For Wellness 51:17 Alien: Covenant 51:23 Atomic Blonde 52:13 T2 Trainspotting 52:26 *Wonder Woman guitar lead plays* 52:31 Kong: Skull Island 52:43 Gerald's Game 53:01 A Ghost Story 53:41 War For The Planet Of The Apes 54:50 Jigsaw 55:17 F8 55:30 Darkest Hour 55:40 American Made 56:01 I Don't Feel At Home In This World Anymore 56:06 Lady Macbeth 56:14 Star Wars: The Last Jedi 56:37 Lego: Batman 56:54 Split 57:31 Wind River 57:47 Thor: Ragnarok 58:03 The Beguiled 58:19 Free Fire 58:51 Disaster Artist 58:55 Logan Lucky 59:44 Colossal 1:00:16 Mudbound 1:01:07 The Lost City of Z 1:01:35 I, Tonya 1:02:30 Lady Bird 1:02:56 The Florida Project 1:03:12 All The Money In The World 1:03:48 Guardians of The Galaxy vol.2 1:04:25 Detroit

[@noa5725]

Thx

[@enol1466]

Ntguilty Lego Batman under worst? The fuck? That movie was brilliant. It was really hilarious. Not nearly as good as Lego movie but to call it bad is just propostorus and beyond me.

[@ralphthemoviemaker]

I copied and pasted this in the description. Thank you for doing this!

[@robodude44]

Wow lazy. Another reason to #BoycottRalphthemoviemaker

[@fuzz134]

Bruce Deliso You watched the video after leaving this comment....Didn't you?

[@sar4hlovesu]

I’m so glad you mentioned Call Me By Your Name! No one brought in up in their top lists of 2017 and I thought it was a wonderful movie. I’m glad you liked it!!

[@weston6025]

I’m five minutes in and I’ve already died of alcohol poisoning.

[@krokodil7057]

Tenko Chabashira lightweight

[@Yungtacosss]

Taking a shot everytime you say awful? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

[@Mallerd]

Let it be known that this man died today

[@thema1998]

Jeremiah Vink How many shots?

[@thatonea-hole]

+Jeremiah Vink *SO IS HE DEAD???*

[@dogetatics3725]

Jeremiah Vink dead

[@M17-s7b]

Every time he says whatever

[@whenelmoattacks]

I didn't like the plot to Blade Runner 2049 really at all, but oh my god would I go back and rewatch that movie 100 times just to LOOK at it. It's so BEAUTIFUL.

[@bookeblade]

It has a great plot. Lol! What are you saying?

[@ArcaneWorm]

I was just drawing while listening to this and then 19:23 gave me a heart attack and sent me to hell

[@jonathansublett5612]

Yabba Dabba Doo ya I was in a class with this on the background I was like FUCK

[@SOHBlue]

Exact same here, jeez.

[@ae112r]

I was scrolling through the comments and saw this, and just as I made a mental note to watch out for 19:23, the video got to 19:23 and scared the shit out of me

[@minatogames3462]

*SIR* Patrick Stewart

[@goodjobeli]

MinatoGames **SIR* Poop

[@BreakTheBeat852]

He lost his knighthood after The Emoji Movie

[@henri1_96]

ShadowPT He was stripped of his titles and lands and was sentenced to exile.

[@antediluvianspy5371]

Maybe in New Pakistan but not in 'murica. RIP England.

[@tonywords6713]

inherent vice was great! so is the master. they’re just very weird, offbeat type movies

[@innesg8458]

Betty Bobatty I think a lot of people expected inherent vice to be something it isn’t, it’s not worth trying to follow the plot too much, just embrace the atmosphere and view it more as a comedy than a detective story

[@1324Potato]

Betty Bobatty read it

[@spikethegodposter1293]

Mr. Way he never said the master is bad

[@johnnyskinwalker4095]

Inherent Vice may be the most boring movie I've ever watched. Not to mention I couldn't hear the dialogue. The Master was great though.

[@spikethegodposter1293]

Jesse Scars or maybe he just didn't like the movie and not liking something you do doesn't make him lesser to you.

[@existentialdread641]

didn't even realise this was an hour long until the end of the video

[@danielcisneros6184]

I think that if a horror movie director had touched Get Out it wouldn’t had been as good. Jordan Peele has a vision and he executed it very well.

[@A-Dubs398]

Get Out looks like a bad Tyler Perry movie. I can't take it seriously.

[@milominderbinder9639]

If any other director touched Get Out it would be a different movie. This bullshit where we say that movies made with a clear and distinct and singular vision should be made by other filmmakers needs to end.

[@fuckenps3]

The horror is fucking fantastic in its own right, what the hell are people talking about?! It's shot excellently!

[@akaTGMC]

I agree with you guys that Jordan Peele was a great director for the movie, and that he had a clear vision. I think maybe what Ralph should’ve said instead is that the film should’ve had a horror cinematographer, instead of a different director. I thought the movie was pretty great, but if it had some better cinematography and lighting it would’ve been a more effective horror film. As it is, it’s a hilarious, kind of horrifying movie (I personally thought all the most horrifying parts came from the script, not the filmmaking)

[@tbrown5836]

My issue with get out was the comedy, it was good but the third act felt like a comedy and a horror film rather then a horror film with comedic elements, especially the third act where things happen that just shouldn’t and then the friend comes and is cracking up jokes after his friend just killed like 4 people and watched his girlfriend die, that being said I thought jordon peeles direction was great for a horror/comedy, it’s just the writer that could make it feel a little dumb

[@rainbowbabyblog5995]

You're crazy, train to busan is sweet

[@st.chippydogrobbinson6002]

Ralph : hates it Me : loves it

[@jonathansublett5612]

St.ChippyDog Robbinson just means you have bad taste

[@ehmiguel7602]

Jonathan Sublett terrible way of thinking

[@bremarley46]

Jonathan Sublett douche

[@jonathansublett5612]

Ever heard of a joke

[@farmhousefilms1]

St.ChippyDog Robbinson 9/11

[@Jaies_]

Wow, I didn't know the McDonalds movie had the same poster as Collosal 59:26

[@xtzyshuadog]

Thanks for introducing me to RLM in your JL video, Ralph. I haven't recovered since. Loved seeing you at the Emmys though. 🎉🎉

[@Crazyollie123]

I couldn't watch 70 movies a year. No way. I could easily watch chips 70 times in a year but hey, that's a different story all together.

[@asapluke]

My whole life is unscripted

[@asapluke]

ps. Its Aubrey plaza

[@justvibin1087]

Luke Whitten That's gay

[@asapluke]

Jazzy Jay that's like your opinion man.

[@michaelhaydenbell]

I call bullshit; NOBODY is that good at life. Fuck outta here.

[@thema1998]

Luke Whitten Everybody's lives are unscripted.

[@CarlSlime]

Audrey Plaza.

[@zacksaccount2937]

X'Elias of Rivia Aubrey Hallway

[@michaelhall5429]

surprised i had to come this far down to see this comment

[@Browncheeze]

THEY GOT T

[@supercooki1429]

Lemonade

[@benszemerenyi7113]

😂😂

[@robot2971]

Emoji movie>Every other film

[@Nudasz]

CHIPS

[@Bbbdddeeeii]

I can not explain to you how awesome your top 20 list is like damn. I’ve watched many KZbinrs/film critics but you definitely take the cake!

[@asare240]

Well...ARE you single?

[@rikpeek6664]

kanimo24 every real ralph fan knows he's dating that hot blond.

[@slimp6532]

Yes apparently knowing something about his personal life makes you a "real fan."

[@arkham7727]

Hello There Quick! Above you! What's that in the sky? A bird, a plane? Oh, wait, no that's just the joke.

[@slimp6532]

Just because something's a joke doesn't mean it can't be criticized. You two are dumbasses.

[@arkham7727]

Hello There Oh cool so you just hear Ralph say "just because blank happens doesn't mean it can't be criticized" you think it applies to everything. He's referring to the guy he plays when he puts on the wig, lmao, how can that be "criticized" by taking it in a literal sense?

[@aperson------------]

I thought BR2049 was pretty close to perfect, and I think people are underrating the writing.

[@jamesquinonez3914]

A Person??? I loved K's character arc.

[@starkingbiker]

yes, the cant see the how perfect the writing is. Im shocked tbh

[@Ouchthathurt843]

The plot really pales in comparison to the rest of the movie, but the themes, atmosphere and characters is what makes it one of the best movies of the year. This movie also bleeds my aesthetic. I was completely sold by the first scene, the slow pace and elongated scenes never bothered me because I love long scenes of contemplation. Ralph is entitled to his opinion, but for me who doesn't value plot as much other artistic aspects of a movie this was was my number 1.

[@musicalnotextr]

1:05:18 Just seeing you venting your frustrations about anti-SJW commenters made my day and made me respect you as a movie reviewer even more.

[@thechosenjuan8776]

Christopher Marlowe yup, that’s one of the biggest rules of the internet

[@matthewtait2939]

More like ralphthegaymaker.

[@mikepuppetz9]

Matthew Tait More like ralphthefudgepacker

[@matthewtait2939]

George Barisa lol

[@stormswagger7869]

Matthew Tait ralphthebabymaker

[@Joseph-no6sn]

More like Bore: Ragnorok

[@jamesmeow3039]

You guys aren't even trying RalphtheGroovyMaker

[@24FramesOfNick]

John Wick 2 is yummy

[@comradejosephstalinoftheus8698]

Absolutely true. Oh wow, this comment was made 2 years ago.

[@FantasticMrFoot-hh5zp]

I would love to hear your thoughts on The End Of The F***ing World, it’s an 8 part series on Netflix

[@Stickarms99]

WHAT ABOUT THE BEST PIXAR IN RECENT YEARS, COCO, RALPH?!

[@dawsonbrannan9977]

Stickarms99 I'm surprised he hasn't seen it. If he did he'd probably give it a 7/10.

[@Hello-zi4bj]

I literally have been just sitting around waiting for this and YMS' best of 2015 list

[@daddydingleberry8530]

I’m glad that Mother! was on this list. That’s the first time I nearly had a panic attack in the middle of a movie theatre. Good stuff.

[@michawkwalter4205]

Sounds like you had a great time.

[@AlecPrice]

is Ralph gay and single?

[@koma78]

Ugly Music Nerd Wait? He is?

[@RIBAYRO]

Yes and no

[@adamcunningham8675]

Koma if you want a serious answer, i remember him having a girlfriend really early in this channel. no idea if he’s with anyone rn tho

[@koma78]

Adam Cunningham Thanks bud

[@oppressedamphibian8522]

#nohetro

[@marvies5959]

You're my favorite movie-critic because you really have your own opinion unlike a lot of other people who forms their opinions based on the majority.

[@mckenzie.latham91]

Well he explains his opinion and why he values a film as such, which most people never do.

[@STUFFMAN54]

Marvies how can you assume that

[@marvies5959]

Assume what?

[@TheExFatal]

Based.

[@UltimateLegoFan324]

Marvies What the fuck

[@_trashmandan_2903]

“Emoji Movie review coming up” *Sadness noises*

[@alexjarmes7226]

GUYS HE CONFIRMED A CHIPS REVIEW

[@escapefromtibet2530]

Yeah I can't fucking wait! Gonna be the best thing on this channel

[@animeducky9]

I saw Mother! for the first time a few days ago. The use of sound, light, camera work and subtle use facial expressions were brilliant - it really got under my skin. But fuck, the last half an hour or so made me feel ill. Full sensory overload to the point I could barely breath. It's been a long time since I felt so overwhelmed by a film that I actually had to walk out of the room. I initially thought the same as Ralph, that it was some sort of metaphor to the struggles of creativity and living with it, and those who wish for fame so much they'll even sacrifice those they love, but then my friend told me it was a metaphor for the rape and pillage of Mother Earth and the early biblical stories. It made the film make more sense but also kind of ruined it for me. I think I would have been happier to have the film just be about the destructive nature of creativity, or focusing more of J-Law's anxieties and worries as a woman living with a creative older man who doesn't pay her enough attention, rather than trying to be too deep and artsy and going all biblical.

[@miles6283]

I have asperger's syndrome, so I really get what you mean by sensory overload, I've had experiences like that with movies,and a lot of times in person where the senses are just too much. I haven't seen it though, but I understand how a movie like that can make you feel. I want to see it but I know that it would be hard to sit through, it would be to overwhelming and uncomfortable for me.

[@boobysr]

It was pretty easy to tell that Javier Barden was god, because the god metaphor and biblical allusions are so done to death in cinema that even non religious people like me could see them, but the execution was pretty shit. Once you get the message of the movie (that everyone's relationship with god is different), it's a pretty pointless movie. Tell me something I don't know. Also, that scene where they eat the baby is disgusting and uncalled for. I'm sort of glad no one paid to see this movie. I don't want to see countless pretentious copies of this hollow gorefest.

[@boobysr]

But to be fair, the rave scene and Kirsten Wiig's dual pistol executions were pretty hilarious.

[@animeducky9]

My boyfriend and I suffer from mental health issues and it was really overwhelming in every way, but I sort of couldn't take my eyes off it. That said, I really wouldn't recommend this to anyone who suffers from anxiety, mental health or sensory-related issues - especially with how oppressive, claustrophobic and distressing some of the ending were. I knew nothing about this film so I was expecting a psychological thriller where Javier Barden goes nuts and kills his "muse" or something like that so in some ways I was a little disappointed, but once a friend mentioned the whole allegory thing the film made more sense, although the God x Mother Earth thing is such an overdone cliché. I almost think it would have been better as just some weird, arty film in it's own right, without all the symbolism

[@-Cosmic]

Wait “The foreigner” wasn’t on this list. If you haven’t seen that holy shit you HAVE to see it.

[@onequill7digits761]

I am baffled as to why anyone wouldn't enjoy Train to Busan

[@ArgieGrit]

Yup. A really cool setting for a zombie apocalypse and the filmakers take full advantage of everything

[@theretrogamer14]

OneQuill7Digits it's a neat idea and a bland predictable execution. I bet you any money people liked it because Kpop weebs put it on some weird pedestal

[@AngieMoonie]

I wouldn't call the film the best thing ever but I certainly enjoyed it. It's original in some areas and predictable in others. But, for the most part, I liked it, and that's what matters.

[@d0ug0005]

Damn where did you get your profile picture from?

[@onequill7digits761]

It's from Payday 2

[@auden9540]

that jonny greenwood score!

[@seaq84]

Auden i feel so proud for him

[@SourToast00]

take a shot of water every time he says wonderful/awful and you'll be hydrated :-)

[@lollolingson497]

Wait, that's really how you felt about Train to Busan? I thought the movie was pretty damn good and I'm interested to know in depth how you thought it was terrible

[@BigTeix]

Lol Lolingson right?? I thought that movie was the best Zombie Movie I'd seen

[@lollolingson497]

Kevin Layer I didn't think it was the best but yeah, I still thought the movie was good and was surprised at his 3/10 rating

[@cortezfilms8511]

I Thought It was Really Funny. especially that one scene when the old lady open the door and got everyone killed because they were being feared mongered.

[@quincycarra9107]

You have to understand that Ralph's opinion of movies isn't gospel. You can like whatever you want to. I haven't seen that movie, but I think it'd be easy to understand where he's coming from. The movie tries to emotionally manipulate you by having the main character be a mother/father, and apparently didn't do anything special. Zombie movies are pretty difficult to be original with. The core concept has been beaten to a pulp at this point. But again, Ralph isn't saying you can't like Train to Busan. He's just saying that, in his opinion, it wasn't a very good movie.

[@alivenotwell]

Quincy Carra Of course you're right. This is just a matter of how it'd still be an interesting piece of bread to share each other's opinions on what they liked or didn't like about certain films.

[@comicbookfreak5434]

Can’t wait for you to upload Reasons Justice League Sucks

[@1997residente]

RESURRECT ZACK SNYDER !!!

[@shivasaripalli2679]

I liked it a lot 6/10

[@tommythecat7752]

"I have the ability to be somewhat objective and just because I enjoy a movie like it's a 9/10 doesn't mean it was a 9/10."

[@joshjommen6772]

You’re the only person who when you upload an hour long video I cancel plans to watch

[@prodbytremel1750]

Best movie of 2017 goes to...........THEY GOT T!!!

[@smudgetwo]

but it wasn't no easy grab

[@reviews2d77]

CHIPS

[@chibbothy]

i haven’t finished the whole video yet, but i really love these kinds of videos where you just talk! i haven’t seen 2/3 of these movies, but its just fascinating to listen to you, regardless of what you’re discussing. i hope you can make more of these !

[@crosscottonwood5984]

I would love if you talked more about good movies. Your Lobster analysis is one of my favorite videos of yours.

[@guntherbanks89]

Hey Ralph! Are you single?

[@PoppinRandomBubbles]

Yeah Ralph! How's your sex life?

[@evilbusinessguy8888]

Yeah Ralph! What's your address and social security number

[@bonjoviwankenobi8533]

Can you name all of your friends and relatives?

[@VenusianLissette]

I’m kind of shocked I haven’t seen anyone cover West World. I really loved the cinematography, and I thought the A.I. themes/design were unfolded beautifully. Kudos Ralph, this video is well made, and very funny. Definitely took note of some of the movies/shows to watch later, so thanks for the honesty with the material you reviewed. Keep that blue font for your channel, it looks great/crisp. LOL shots of Macon...+ that blonde wig hahahaha

[@conjointoates]

There's not a link in the he description.

[@Donksy]

I got a idea for a series , hows about once a month you do a subscriber short film showcase ? it would be easy to make and would be something you could do when youre out of movies to review. What do you think ?

[@chris-jz9jk]

Captn' Morbis that would be cool

[@Donksy]

Ikr

[@koma78]

Good idea!

[@qwertyqwertz2802]

“Out of movies to review”

[@manavsharma869]

I love your use of Three Billboards music in this. It’s so good!

[@PaytonsOwnProductions]

It's always refreshing to see someone with a unique top 10 (or 20) list. I don't hold it against anyone if they have all the easily recognizable 'critic hits' of the year (The Disaster Artist, Lady Bird, The Florida Project, etc.) on their list, but it's interesting to see Mother!, Bad Genius, and It Comes At Night on a top (X) list. I hadn't even heard of Bad Genius before this vid! Just shows individual taste.

[@redbluue]

Michael Payton I'm also very glad to see bad genius! It is a great hit in Asia and not any western youtubers I know of except for ralph recommend it so I'm quite glad!

[@PaytonsOwnProductions]

Yeah, it looks great! I'm always on the lookout for unique films, so I've added it to my watchlist.

[@EmeraId]

19:23 that genuinely scared the shit out of me

[@msuarez1005]

U made me want to watch Mother! and Good Time.

[@msuarez1005]

and Bad Genius.

[@msuarez1005]

Cancel that on Mother.. 😝

[@djvoldemort1]

Good Time? More like great time

[@YTBraxxGaming]

I can't believe you didn't talk about Black Mirror in your TV show part of the video

[@BrickedUpp]

Braxx I feel like black mirror is only “AMAZING” if you’re high. It’s a decent show but personally I think it tries to be too deep and if you really want your mind blown you have to have your mind hashed af lol

[@Varooooooom]

Anthony Stark - I'm actually really happy you said that, because I was starting to get the feeling I was the only one who thought that way

[@huk6249]

Black mirror is okay. It’s very hit or miss, and a lot of the time it misses.

[@KaneK1234]

Braxx I wish this culture we live in wouldn’t overhype every single show that is just above being semi decent.

[@fishfish6135]

Mr Robot - ya. I started watching it because I was hearing about it every day at one point. Huge let down.

[@badrawrer143]

This boi referenced Tropic Thunder at 21:55. Thanks Ralph. Thanks.

[@lukekerins2737]

9:28 make sure the internet doesn’t see that

[@barryscott3327]

He can't act for shit. Nice guy bad actor

[@crazynachos4230]

Shhhh just forget it

[@CHICKENNUGGETSKOON]

@@barryscott3327 shhh

[@catsofbrightclan674]

You should watch Bojack Horseman

[@trash2958]

Cats of BrightClan Daddy is already a sad broken man, he doesn't need any more depression in his life

[@trash2958]

But I do love it

[@DefrankedChannel]

Christmas came early Or late Christmas happened The point is um I like this video