A whole year has gone by, and this channel is now 1 year old! So many great things have happened, and the best part is I was able to meet all of you!! ❤️ Thank you for being here with me!
@parksburgum3 жыл бұрын
Wow
@darkcrusader25473 жыл бұрын
Wait, if your doing this full time how do you get money? KZbin is way to stingy
@nathanieljones19873 жыл бұрын
18:20 what song is that?
@stephenstonge79683 жыл бұрын
I wish i could move half as well as you. Dex was my dump stat. 😅
@JakeSig3 жыл бұрын
with all due respect, me and my party are playing the saltmarsh campaign, and one of the characters is a ranger, and he is essentially blind. He always rolls low on perception and investigation, yet he rolls the most consistant high rolls in the campaign. We have all agreed (including the DM), that he has the fortune of the dice gods. (P.s he is aslo a beastmaster and has a beast friend, a vulture that we found on the 10nth session. IT IS NOW SESSION 33 AND OUR ARTIFICER HAS PLANS TO TURN THE BIRD INTO AN AIR-TO-GROUND BOMB DELIVERY SYSTEM. THE BIRD IS DIRECTED BY A BLIND MAN. i expect a lot of friendly fire
@dolofonosesostrefis3 жыл бұрын
So a) he is *INCREDIBLE* at ragdolling, b) is one of the few genuinely hilarious people on TikTok, c) is very good at throwing it back
@Synchrojikan3 жыл бұрын
For real. I lost it every time he wizard flopped.
@ryynerwicked27623 жыл бұрын
Absolutely agree
@bluesteel11992 жыл бұрын
Yes
@YourCryptidPrince2 жыл бұрын
One of the few I laugh my ass off to on tik tok
@mrvibez14643 жыл бұрын
Donkey from shreck is just a bard. He makes jokes the entire adventure. He can sing. And he made love with the dragon. PROVE ME WRONG
@emeraldkoala23 жыл бұрын
🤯
@nicolasachille43713 жыл бұрын
Shriek is a barbarian donkey is a bard, puss is a swashbuckler, fiona is a monk.
@de4d_0oz33 жыл бұрын
@@nicolasachille4371 YESSSS
@Anonymous-lc5ml3 жыл бұрын
There is no proving you wrong you are completely right
@vernonhampton58633 жыл бұрын
... I got nothing.
@threeleggedcat3 жыл бұрын
Dies of 1d4 social anxiety damage is unfortunately relatable
@Azeriiall3 жыл бұрын
Very
@satakrionkryptomortis3 жыл бұрын
dont forget that 1d4 sneeze..
@coltonmartin26903 жыл бұрын
You've died of 1d4 relatability damage!
@threeleggedcat3 жыл бұрын
@@coltonmartin2690 I keep doing that
@coltonmartin26903 жыл бұрын
@@threeleggedcat I have too
@1DoctorWolf3 жыл бұрын
22:20 here's a story, in my dnd group of 7 people, we were presented with a room full of arcane marked pressure plates that, they had numbers on them that were revealed when stepped on *it was minesweeper* when we entered the room a spell was visible on the door behind us and there was a door at the other side. We spent roughly an hour or two solving the puzzle until we eventually said "wait, did anyone actually TRY opening the door??" and lo and behold it wasn't locked, we just had to fucking open it
@abrickshy16382 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the idea
@Artemisx13 Жыл бұрын
That is amazing. 😂
@LittleQuigs3 жыл бұрын
The minion making the death potion got me
@cooperhewett-marx75073 жыл бұрын
ya think? I think i had a heart attack!
@DanDoesDnD3 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, a necromancer who infuses corpses with the souls of his exes sounds fuckin hilarious.
@alexanderzhmurov96243 жыл бұрын
I know right!!? Untapped story-gold potential right here!
@mingling85593 жыл бұрын
“Untapped” you funny bastard
@gamedayplays78943 жыл бұрын
bad D&D trait to give to your characters, a bard who has an extreme case of social anxiety
A bard with social anxiety is just me using a drum kit.
@AnxiousMrDnD3 жыл бұрын
why not loss of breath? or stage fright? i know not as bad either of them but still
@JoyfulOrb3 жыл бұрын
Just wanted to say, the Paladin's Dance with the Tavern Maiden to Bardcore "Hips don't lie" was EXTREMELY graceful!
@skywatcher61062 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU! I had no idea what that song was!
@dannydanggang16753 жыл бұрын
That first one will always be in my top 3. It's never gonna leave even if 5 videos take its place. The joke is so simple and funny it's golden.
@scandineesecheese51023 жыл бұрын
SAME!
@cyberneticsquid-godofmassd37593 жыл бұрын
The sir prise joke took me a second, I sat for a second in confusion then hit my head on my wall from laughter. Good job
@crispychris83993 жыл бұрын
Okay but the Karen barbarian is perfect- “I WOULD LIKE TO RAGE!!” *pulls our phone to record* “FEEL THE WRATH OF THE MANAGERRR”
@de4d_0oz32 жыл бұрын
Path of the middle aged self entitled mom.
@DarkenedSun13 жыл бұрын
I feel like the Barbarians reaction to walking in on someone changing is because he's walked in on the bard too many times.
@NJelBoi2 жыл бұрын
Seems legit
@forfaerghus80923 жыл бұрын
Warlock can't be a Christian. The Celestial: Am I a joke to you?
@ImADeity3 жыл бұрын
apparently So
@vernonhampton58633 жыл бұрын
*When the devil comes to collect on the warlock* The Celestial: Laugh now, son. Laugh now.
@JeanieBlakely3 жыл бұрын
Christian Warlock is just a pastor.
@ruarstergaming16953 жыл бұрын
8:39 i love how the paladin comes right after the bard because its like the paladin is cleansing the sins the bard commited on that chair
@kuromichan31793 жыл бұрын
“A bard who uses his charisma to do Tik Tok dances!” Literally this guy
@getthedunkon93473 жыл бұрын
True
@shiny25753 жыл бұрын
6:30 this is my favorite thing ever. The swing hurlurhhlr drop was executed flawlessly
@retrox27763 жыл бұрын
*I took the oath of throwing it back* Being in a wheelchair now isn't so bad I guess...
@WardNightstone3 жыл бұрын
thankfully there's the combat wheelchair now
@retrox27763 жыл бұрын
@@WardNightstone I know what I'm doing next...even though I'm not disabled *Target Identified* *Stairs*
@azathothbaudelaire16423 жыл бұрын
There is a weapon in the game Saints Row: Gat Out of Hell, called the Armchairageddon. Look it up
@retrox27763 жыл бұрын
@@azathothbaudelaire1642 you blessing
@BiloGadget3 жыл бұрын
you sure it wasnt the oath of throwing out back?
@Mr.G_TV3 жыл бұрын
14:57 is by far my fav clip, the paladin is literally just the over protective dad
@Laughing_Dragon3 жыл бұрын
wizard dying of "1d4 Hurt Feelings" feels like he's just playing along, and doesn't want to pass on "the love" XD!
@Sanshaino3 жыл бұрын
The barbarians lipstick-bird keeps being one of my favourite jokes ever on this channel.
@irishspartanstudios3 жыл бұрын
5:51 - Fun fact, my first Warlock was a Fallen Aasimar who used to be a Paladin and has a fiend patron while still worshipping Pelor. I'm already four parallel universes ahead of you!
@a.ghostling3 жыл бұрын
YES! If the cthulu-part wasn't the best, I don't know what was😂
@Akmenos65763 жыл бұрын
His best video imo
@nicholascompton21153 жыл бұрын
"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO F×%$^ CTHULU!"
@charleysimmons4273 жыл бұрын
Lamo that clip is on a whole other lvl from everything else. So good
@underbandit23723 жыл бұрын
And that bard leaving the evil king on read had me dying XD
@martinpat943 жыл бұрын
I don’t know the evil king Grinch was pretty great
@keitiburke83363 жыл бұрын
I rolled a Nat1 apparently when sipping my tea and watching the dollar store Cthulhu story. Tea absolutely everywhere on my desk and computer. Thank you for the story! 😂 🫖
@kelseybishop81283 жыл бұрын
18:31 - OMG. I'm dead. This is great. "I'M THE WEIRD ONE AT THE DOLLAR STORE!"
@Cpt.Str4ng32 жыл бұрын
whats the title of the one before by any chance :D
@Gwolf3032 жыл бұрын
@@Cpt.Str4ng3 well the song in that one is called Rockefeller street Nightcore version
@MrSasukeSusanoo3 жыл бұрын
Continuing with the "let's go party" part: Ranger wants to join the party Paladin: NO GOD PLEASE NO Wizard wants to go ahead in a dungeon, he'll be fine he says Paladin: NO, NO
@sketchyinfinity60913 жыл бұрын
I feel like sometimes some of what he creates as a “skit” happens in some dnd session
@ladyofthemasque3 жыл бұрын
This has happened in real life (except for the backflip thing) with some SCA (medieval society) buddies of mine, it was at a Denny's, the car they were traveling in had busted locks so they couldn't secure their weapons in the vehicle, and a couple of cops came in, eyeballed them with their medieval clothes and sheathed (visible) swords & daggers...and asked them what they thought they were doing. They explained they were part of the Society for Creative Anachronism, were coming home from an event where they had served as bodyguards to the local kingdom's royalty, and that they just wanted a meal since they were halfway through a 5 hour drive home, and couldn't put the weapons in the car because its locks were broken. The cops (sheriff deputies) then told them to put all their weapons on the table. Thankfully, nobody had ordered food yet. Honorable Lady Elizabeth (my dear friend) had to explain to the 2 cops that she couldn't put ALL of her weapons on the table without undressing, since she was in early Elizabethan and her corset had 8 slender throwing knives forming part of the boning/structural support of her undergarment beneath her bodice. This was stated with a completely straight face after having pulled a shortsword from a spine sheath on top of nearly 20 other weapons from about her demurely dressed person, along with the weapons of the gents she was with. The cops asked (again) why they didn't leave them in the car. So they verrrry patiently repeated their explanations about the busted car locks, and how it would be far more irresponsible to leave them in the car...and milady added she was an EMT, her husband was a chef, and their friend was a blacksmith who had made some of those weapons, so they all knew exactly what kind of damage those weapons could do in the hands of any idiots who broke into said car. The cops said please put your weapons away, do not use them, and have a good night. Which they did. (As she put it, "We even got a pretty good lemon meringue pie for dessert, a slice each sent to us, compliments of the deputies!")
@AngharadMac3 жыл бұрын
@@ladyofthemasque this is totally in the realm of a real SCA story lol. My well dressed early/mid celt (depending on the season) lady carries a not a few weapons upon her person as well
@sketchyinfinity60913 жыл бұрын
What is SCA? That’s a p funny story tho
@AngharadMac3 жыл бұрын
@@sketchyinfinity6091 The Society of Creative Anachronism, medieval reenactors
@sketchyinfinity60913 жыл бұрын
@@AngharadMac ah thank you. Time to go web diving cuz I want to know more
@Rex_Demon-13 жыл бұрын
*The King* : I told you to slay the dragons not lay them! *The Bard* : ...uhhhhhh. *Dragon girl* : Daddy!!! *The Bard* : Ahhhhhh!!!
@PigBoy993 жыл бұрын
How did the bard lay an egg?
@mohammadsaleh19983 жыл бұрын
MAGIC
@joshuacastillo60033 жыл бұрын
Can you just imagine someone seeing these tiktoks, recognizing you in public, and going, "You're the guy who f*cked Cthulu!" Edit: Nevermind... Someone did.
@trishapancio613 жыл бұрын
Lel
@myjustarandomkid9133 жыл бұрын
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ecraftgame3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@IAA21522 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@IAA21522 жыл бұрын
My phone fucking auto-corrected to "bruh"
@Micromanic3 жыл бұрын
Tbh a Karen barbarian actually sounds like it would be hella fun to play 😂
@raymondwest15223 жыл бұрын
13:20 did anyone else notice on the third swing he hit the door? Ouch lol, hope that wasn't too painful.
@davidsmith58534 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 The bard with the oath of throwing it back is absolutely the funniest I need to see more of that in my life.I'm dying😂😂😂😂😂
@dirttrackart3 жыл бұрын
My DnD group decided we're going to run a one-shot with all Oath of Throwing it Back paladins. Didn't realize there's another paladin oath. Might try using that too. Thank you for your content. This is gonna be fun
@chillcannongames57583 жыл бұрын
The king being played with the voice style of the Grinch is the best thing I ever seen
@tayler11173 жыл бұрын
"With the arch in our back, we shall Throw it Back!"
@joshyboy19833 жыл бұрын
And give ourselves back problems.
@ArmyHeLL073 жыл бұрын
my favorite moments were Paladin : oath of throwing it back (my new favorite oath haha) Bard : Seducing literally everything Wizard : Dying for absolute no reason hahahaha
@Jackie-McCann3 жыл бұрын
The Bard and Paladin are definitely my favorites of yours in terms of characterization. 🤣
@kyletaylor81423 жыл бұрын
Here I was chilling and laughing till I rolled a 1 and fell off my chair when a freaking baseball flew at the screen.
@Fckscotus3 жыл бұрын
Same tho
@astralkoi64043 жыл бұрын
Satanize the house will always be my favorite
@superfred1.92 жыл бұрын
One Shot Questers: "Bad traits to give your characters: Being a Monk" Me with 5 Monk characters: "...and I took that personally."
@tasosst4273 жыл бұрын
The Paladin with the oath of throwing it back remains one of favorite thing I didn't know I needed. Thanks for providing me with a smile every so often :) .
@valbroderick81563 жыл бұрын
I absolutely loved the second one. "Night at the Museum 2" was one of my favorite movies.
@AngharadMac3 жыл бұрын
The gnome riding the barbarian into battle and the oath of thowing it back vs oath of dropping it low are my faves
@justafanofz3 жыл бұрын
I never knew there was a part two to the cuthulu story.... omg that was amazing
@Silently-Watching3 жыл бұрын
Why have I only just found out the paladin has a twin brother with the "dropping it low" oath 😂 classic entertainment
@themimsy3 жыл бұрын
The evil minion series will always be my favorite. I hope he finds a way to implement it into youtube vids
@imaghost29613 жыл бұрын
I just had one of the worst days of my life, and I’m glad this was here. I’m still feeling pretty horrible, but these D&D Tik Toks always make me smile. Thank you for being there when I needed them. ❤️ Sorry if I worded that wrong. I have a massive headache. 😅
@afro_the_sniper57083 жыл бұрын
I know this was 3 months ago, but, keep your head up, man, support here.
@NatFloofer3 жыл бұрын
The cuthulu song made me laugh, and I repeated it. Your face during it, was hilarious.
@mythlover203 жыл бұрын
Did you ever create a stat sheet for the Oath of Dropping It Low paladin?
@ReonaFoxreaperpoet3 жыл бұрын
Sir, I don't think you will ever understand my desire- nay, my NEED for a dance battle between Paladin with the Oath of Throwing it Back and Paladin with the Oath of Dropping it Low.
@mizerahitara19213 жыл бұрын
My boyfriend who mostly plays wizard got so "offended" it was hilarious xD
@ScarScar...3 жыл бұрын
I just feel called oug by the wizard constantly dying
@scarletwyvern37533 жыл бұрын
Dies from 1d4 joke damage
@keithkent3663 жыл бұрын
"...And THAT is how the goblin took 6 points of door damage!" Had me fuckin screaming 😂
@sneakymark47693 жыл бұрын
The fact that I get 24 mins of this is really good
@demonwitch3296 Жыл бұрын
I put this on to keep my baby entertained and she is literally gigging at your skits, she's only almost three months old. Thank you for creating something people young and old can enjoy
@Darium8563 жыл бұрын
Yo that evil minion death potion one had me dying 😂🤣🤣
@obsidianofblades3 жыл бұрын
Oh, you had some potion too?
@jonnelramirez-rivera3643 жыл бұрын
Straight pure comedy.
@MouseofMischief10 ай бұрын
6:40 I have rewatched this FAR TOO MANY times, and it STILL makes me laugh like an idiot
@brandoncoleman76493 жыл бұрын
2:50 I love how you can hear him laughing as he says his line XD
@IgaChicken Жыл бұрын
Someone has to be talking about 18:16. That is the best thing I've ever seen! The editing and timing are *chef's kiss*
@uzumakis23 жыл бұрын
The oath of throwing it back is always my favorite ❤️
@Shiny_Sean3 жыл бұрын
16:04 this sounds like the sound effect used in RPM (Radical. Psycho. Machines.) Racing when you'd drift around turns. I haven't heard that in forever.
@stuartmcclurey99263 жыл бұрын
I love how he laughs at even his own sketches.
@cwan23893 жыл бұрын
I love that Oath of Throwing it Back vs Oath of Dropping it Low was the last one. Save the best for last!
@kevintucker3322 жыл бұрын
When I say I cried, y'all I cried from laughing. The gnome riding the barbarian into battle had me not breathing 😂
@shauntaybowley16522 жыл бұрын
Same
@mutanttepig47592 жыл бұрын
"The oath was too strong for the axe" that made me laugh.
@bubblesbubbleton27473 жыл бұрын
Okay, but, a Karen Barbarian.... DOES NO ONE ELSE SEE THE ABSOLUTE GENIUS?!?!?!?!
@naturewarrior55482 жыл бұрын
8:03 During a battle in an auditorium sort of thing, the piano on stage exploded revealing a ton of light and the floor and/or ceiling lit up as well, and because our ranger was on the piano and critically failed their constitution saving throw they are now blind, but fortunately they’re a Tabaxi so they use hearing and smell a lot as well. One time the ranger seemed oblivious to something and someone unironically yelled “ARE YOU BLIND?!” It was hilarious. Another time we were in some sort of chamber and the ranger rolled for perception with disadvantage, rolled 2 nat 20’s and learned the ENTIRE layout of the area by yelling “CAW CAW!”
@spin6872 Жыл бұрын
So in other words you have daredevil in your team
@snazzyboy03 жыл бұрын
i can’t believe you’ve gone this far and grown thus much. thanks for keeping me sane in 2020
@cgeorge6663 жыл бұрын
I love how the Good Mythical Morning cup keeps popping up in the videos!
@royalbeast84593 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who realized that the Tavern Wench at 19:43 has enough cake in the back that if she joined a party she'd make them all diabetic?
@djthemasteroffnf23043 ай бұрын
5:02: Mom: come do your chores Me: lucky I have the ability to take imagination into my power
I just can't stop giggling at the Paladin of the Oath of Throwing it Back!
@bomk16803 жыл бұрын
I remember I was playing warlock Dragonborn and I had more killed with my staff than my actual spells because I kept running at people and smacking the shit out of them with a +2 to strength and that dungeon was fun :)
@meganpeoples38663 жыл бұрын
This is the stuff that has been getting me through lockdown! Thank you so much for all your awesome content!
@r-1713 жыл бұрын
17:00: Behold the Nat 20 Generator**Inator**! *Doofenschmirtz wants to know Your Location.*
@triforcehero62643 жыл бұрын
6:55 is the cuthulu
@Ice-Cream-90093 жыл бұрын
Yes
@bethanysmith58563 жыл бұрын
2:54 ah yes one of the dangers of letting a bard seduce dragons, an increase in the half dragon population. And many if not every dragoness can have multiple each clutch/pregnancy.
@riadirige78043 жыл бұрын
Im confused as to how i got to follow you first, the tiktoks or your one shots Either way, its been a great year
@jotiedeman94603 жыл бұрын
You got me laughing at work, coworker peeks around corner and asks should she be worried, life is like d&d lol
@raindropsandfeathers22453 жыл бұрын
These were all gold. I dunno which one was my favorite. Probably all of them. I'm excited to see the content you make next year ❤
@raindropsandfeathers22453 жыл бұрын
AND OMFG THE DOLLAR STORE STORY HAD ME DYING
@stevenpastor139111 ай бұрын
the dice was like: "AW hell no I'm outta here."
@forgottenmatter45433 жыл бұрын
That Cthulhu song had me laughing so much. I gotta be a bard now
@bethanysmith58563 жыл бұрын
21:55 the stare into the abyss is perfect.
@Aolani213 жыл бұрын
It's official. I'm making a paladin with the oath of throwing it back
@lorddragonskin36033 жыл бұрын
19:58 had me laughing so badly my face hurts
@Innerdesert3 жыл бұрын
This video has caused me to die of 1d4 smiling damage. My mouth seriously hurts from smiling, help.
@NicholleWillisLoves Жыл бұрын
2:47 Not even him trying to keep from cracking up on the extra large package part 😂
@joevassallo68743 жыл бұрын
2:21 I'll have you know my Adventurer's League warlock gets his powers from the Swedish Chef and can, among other shenanigans, summon the Muppets as a patron feature.
@michaelbreckshot65892 жыл бұрын
The Night at the Museum bit was perfect
@zaram63213 жыл бұрын
Love the gmm product placement
@zaram63213 жыл бұрын
And mideival times too XD
@the_durpy_potato706 Жыл бұрын
5:42 I actually really like this idea. You could do some cool stuff with it and make it like a wild magic thing where you end up casting whatever your dyslexia came up with
@janineadrianareguengagomez37083 жыл бұрын
As someone who simps for wizards in D&D I find this so accurate and hilarious
@Logan-oc6ct10 ай бұрын
I love the subtle gmm plug
@nightshadowdarkthenomad60232 жыл бұрын
9:34 Okay that legitimately looks like it hurt, damn
@Loukas_Paquette9 ай бұрын
It was the evil minion's first and last time making a death potion. 💀
@lukasschiaffo71793 жыл бұрын
Me: Awwww come on! Monks aren't that bad. Also me: *A fuking nonstop of jojoreferences and fight anime references*
@stopmotionplay81653 ай бұрын
The untouched rations part is relatable lol. No one really seems to actually use rations and eating food
@lemonade5423 жыл бұрын
10:07 making them a bard only adds to the challenge! :)
@ZaddyGenos5 ай бұрын
0:45 this gets even funnier if everyone knows that your character doesn't even have a bag let alone pockets.