Your fantastic Jim! My wife recently passed away. watching you takes me away from my sorrow even if it's only for little while. Thanks Jim you now have another follower.
@ShiftingDrifter4 жыл бұрын
I was a new father and once went through a convenience store checkout with diapers and beer. The cashier laughed and said, "Wow, diapers and beer... you're either a new dad or planning a serious bender."
@geraldfrost47104 жыл бұрын
The guy in front of me a the grocery store purchased a six pack of beer and a quart of mayonnaise. He left, and I told the cashier, "There's a guy who knows how to party!"
@gadgetsage3 жыл бұрын
I once bought wine, clothesline and condoms. And yes.
@jdunnatl3 жыл бұрын
I once argued with a cab driver for several minutes that I didn't call him for a ride, when I was passing-out in a hungry circle of homeless men in the parkinglot after a hockey game in Atlanta...and I was wrong, my drunk ass did call him. I don't know why I stopped to buy two gallons of milk...to take to my girlfriend's house, either. She was not appreciative of the gesture. 😅
@brucebissonnette17583 жыл бұрын
@@geraldfrost4710 o
@denisemarie18252 жыл бұрын
Great jokes write themselves
@debranielsen20024 жыл бұрын
I flip back and forth on KZbin between Jim Gaffigan and Michael McIntyre just so I can find some joy in these rough times. They never let me down.
@krackNsmackk3 жыл бұрын
I'd rather rewatch Jim's standup then ever watch Michaels stand up any day of the week.
@alysononoahu87022 жыл бұрын
Sarah Millican Tom papa
@jasonradford17682 жыл бұрын
Check out Tim Hawkins. He's absolutely hilarious and very talented on the guitar also
@ndjubilant83916 ай бұрын
Thanks for the other name, I will check him out
@bigmacjunkie4 ай бұрын
Nate Bargatze is great
@YouTube_User_92 жыл бұрын
This guy is such a good comedian, funny years ago, funny now. I swear he will never run out of material.
@yourface3154 Жыл бұрын
What material? The totally under-used hot pocket joke?
@aazhie Жыл бұрын
@@yourface3154 why are you here? Go watch a comedian you like. Life is too short to waste on bashing harmless fun xD
@johngardner18984 жыл бұрын
We like you Jim, and always have. Now we love and respect you!!! You are a courageous and honorable man. And hilarious!
@Its_me--Boo_Radley4 жыл бұрын
I second that!
@re_styles4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a good mother. 🤔
@philwright24802 жыл бұрын
The bar, nursery comparison is hilarious, spot on
@desleykakoulidisgallaway3382 Жыл бұрын
You’re a legend Jim- total genius. Amazing humour ❤
@kevs64024 жыл бұрын
Nice to see someone from those early days who actually made it. Well done Jim.
@patricklaw99512 жыл бұрын
Jim Gaffigan has got to be the king of comedy !!! Funny !!!
@oliviajackson96163 жыл бұрын
Watching this because I'm turning 21 in a week 😼 thank you for helping me stay sane through the pandemic, Jim!
@johnhoey46053 жыл бұрын
My wife and I have seen you live several times. On your Hotpockets you asked us after the show during meet & greet if your stuff is funny, because it’s not always easy to tell when you’re on stage. We told you you’re among the funniest ever...we love your work!
@yoranger83492 жыл бұрын
That’s so sweet and awesome he sounds very humble
@ghosted16624 жыл бұрын
JIm Gaffigan is my favorite comedian now. Thanks for releasing these compilations. Jesus, do I need a reason to laugh. Breakup, pandemic, job searching, crazy family. Thank you. This is medicine! Medicinal comedy should be a thing.
@globetrekker862 жыл бұрын
0:33 almost had me in tears. “Anyway… I love you.” We love you, too, Jim 🙂
@KazamYoutube2 жыл бұрын
The Christmas bit literally had me on the floor, the rest of the video kept me there. Sooooo good Jim, thanks for doing what you do. So awesome.
@adamwarlock20994 жыл бұрын
As a 43 year old married man with two teenage sons he’s absolutely correct about drinking.
@dogscratchedoor2 жыл бұрын
Yup!
@MissSeaSea2 жыл бұрын
I met him when I was a bouncer in a bar on the river walk in San Antonio. He was trashedddd, and sooo nice and funny
@cdhagen1 Жыл бұрын
This came to me as a surprise, but my wife and I clean for a local brewery. That would include cleaning the restrooms. Guys, hold your heads high, the women's restroom is far dirtier that the men's room.
@blancacaro80394 жыл бұрын
Thanks Jim for speaking truth to power. I love watching your standup during rough days!
@rondunn40843 жыл бұрын
Thanks Jim for all the entertainment have watched you for years and you’ve always been funnyWithout all the vulgarity you are a genuine guy Godspeed and be safe
@thedanadonnashow6798 Жыл бұрын
Jim is an incredible comedian 😅
@mevolveme3 жыл бұрын
Shout out to all the fellow drinkers that started drinking more since covid
@tomhoffman16653 жыл бұрын
Vvvvvv
@funniebunnie4u3 жыл бұрын
Yaaaasssss! 🥂🍴
@huemann34163 жыл бұрын
Jim we love you. Thank you for all that you do. You make life tolerable. In fact, I’m sending all my prayers to you. Don’t spend them all in one place. Unless of course you want to.
@Blakkrazor69 Жыл бұрын
You are a National Treasure sir. Your skit about Hot Pockets had me literally rolling on the floor crying. I hadn't laughed like that since hearing Abott and Costello do "Who's on First?".
@gigiarmany43323 жыл бұрын
rewatching these earth shatteringly hilarious old videos, I realise my whole view of the world has been moulded by Jims narrative, I now share his inner monologue on all topics...its uncanny, this is a powerful guy👍🏾👍🏾❤❤ and sooo hilariously funny❤❤❤❤🥳🥳🥳
@tomslik4 Жыл бұрын
I love the way Jim doesn't have to use profanity in his act, that in itself is quite amazing.
@allysonsmith25324 жыл бұрын
You always make my day during this strange and difficult time! Excited for my daily dose of stand-up and dinner with the Gaffigans!!!! Thank you for everything you do to keep us smiling!!!!!!
@Laura-Lee2 жыл бұрын
I can NOT eat and drink (or breathe) while watching Jim. If I eat, I choke and if I'm drinking something there's a strong chance at some point it will come out of my nose! Jim Gaffigan videos ... The best way to lose weight. Thanks, Jimmy and keep on eating to keep up those per capita quotas! I appreciate your sacrifice. 😊 🙋🏻♀️✝ 🇨🇦❤
@KingOfgods-hq8cc3 жыл бұрын
I was drinking out of my flask Bacardi when I herd the flask joke I almost puked of laughter. Good stuff man
@hrlnmlclm4 жыл бұрын
Cut off the tree, put it inside. Take all the lights, put them outside. Christmas. 😂
@cher86444 жыл бұрын
I was a ground paramedic. I couldn't figure out how bars made money because every busted up drunk I hauled out of a ditch only ever had "two beers".
@STEVENFRYFRY4 жыл бұрын
They didn't mention they were bubba cups of beer
@NinjaSushi24 жыл бұрын
@@STEVENFRYFRY lol
@DeathBYDesign6664 жыл бұрын
Yeah but those beers are like a gallon and cost 27 dollars each, and that's just for a domestic non-craft beer. It's crazy how expensive bars are these days, dollar beer nights are like 3 dollars now. Lol
@bigwin20104 жыл бұрын
Two big pitchers.
@badandy1023 жыл бұрын
I've heard that Dr.s and nurses usually take the number of drinks a person said they had, or have daily, and at least double it because people lie about the amount they drink.
@warrencolegrove13 жыл бұрын
Love you Jim ! Thanks for all the great comedy !
@entrippyZ4 жыл бұрын
his brooklyn accent is my favorite thing
@TayR0C3 жыл бұрын
I love all the voices he does, but the Brooklyn one is my favourite.
@danielhamilton33173 жыл бұрын
The drinking jokes are spot on.
@NinjaSushi24 жыл бұрын
Dude. This is hilarious! I've grown up watching you since I was a kid. I'm thirty-three now and still laughing my butt off.
@cleobinx3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@mikki39613 жыл бұрын
Beer, Bourbon and Prosecco lifes little pleasures. A joke or two from Jim...perfection.
@gonzosierra13 жыл бұрын
He's an amazing writer/actor!!
@teresahowick51974 жыл бұрын
You’re too funny. Much love and support from Canada
@matteougolini67534 жыл бұрын
The bathroom attendant jokes made me cry 🤣🤣🤣. I need to see Jim live
@billydrumskin7774 жыл бұрын
This is great! Why is there a pine tree in our living room? Love it! Heath Horner rules!! Rock on!!!
@feardrinker4 жыл бұрын
You know you're an alcoholic when you come home sober and your dog attacks you.
@rasui803 жыл бұрын
this me cry laugh dude what the hell lmao
@lukewitkowski2483 жыл бұрын
That was good 👍
@TayR0C3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@jonfrank94242 жыл бұрын
Fair enuff mate 🤘🏼😂🍺
@branajam9 ай бұрын
You are an absolute genius! I love your comedy! Proud to be from the same state as you. (But I've lived in Europe for almost 40 years.)
@palois20224 жыл бұрын
I like Jim in that hat. Is this odd, I'm so used to watching him every morning, my day feels like it just started and its 3pm. Well at least it's a good habit, a healthy habit too.
@RonInNapa2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Jim. Great complilation at a time when I really needed some humor.
@sdonato82703 жыл бұрын
How do you come up with such funny material? 🤣😭😭 The Canadian clam juice jokes had me weak. 🤣
@MelbaToast71172 жыл бұрын
The clam juice one gets me every time! "Eh! You know that thing that looks like a snot?!" Lol
@dmedina68354 жыл бұрын
Jim your the greatest !!!!! Stay strong - we are all with you - dump prez chump!!!!!
@nancysurbanfarm25043 жыл бұрын
Best comedian I’ve ever heard!!!
@mrmactknife4 жыл бұрын
I lost it at the yahtzee cup joke, that was a good one :)
@marietanner75383 жыл бұрын
"Hey u seem like a drunk on the go!" 😆
@zeldasmith61548 ай бұрын
He's saved so many lives. I'm sure he cracks up Martha Stewart. She should have him on her show. I guess she still has a show. I gave up TV. Now I KZbin 24/7.😂
@spaceo85683 жыл бұрын
👍 Everytime, Jim. You're a national treasure and I adore you! 🤘
@davejohnson74324 жыл бұрын
Another great video Jim....I stand by you, and always will
@Exposetheluciferianagenda3 жыл бұрын
“I got wasted last night and then I went to build some low income housing” 🤣
@plucas14 жыл бұрын
How you can tell a guy has never worked in a bar or restaurant: They think the Men's Restroom has to be worse than the Women's Restroom. HOLY GOD IT IS NOT
@mattmorgan53704 жыл бұрын
Probably looks like a murder scene 🤣🤣🤣
@maenad12313 жыл бұрын
@Leo Proctor Buckets of blood I swear
@SnarfSnarf13 жыл бұрын
Exactly!! The women's bathroom is WAY worse than the men's. I worked as a janitor for a bit and that was the absolute worst part of the job was the lady's room!
@masonmcgowan28253 жыл бұрын
I worked at a public pool for a while when I was about 14-16. The women’s bathroom was the bane of my existence. So…much…wet toilet paper on the floor, and used tampons… 😖
@melmo52183 жыл бұрын
In public toilets in hospitals too. Tissue paper, wet and dry, litter, all over the place. Toilets unflushed.
@theemilyelizabeth4 жыл бұрын
The fake retching noises you made re: no clam juice in a Bloody Mary had me laughing so hard I legit almost peed. Almost. 😂😂😂
@JosetteBadger2 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh the clam juice jokes!!’ Thank you JG, thank you!
@amygalvin17992 жыл бұрын
I’ve been binging on your comedy since the Ukraine war, pandemic, global warming ….and you’re just so funny! Never could understand why people need a reason from me when I pass on drinks? 🥴
@sonjatheierl14 жыл бұрын
Just saw your daughter behind you for your dinner vid yesterday CUTEST SMILE EVER your kids are adorable
@Ann719873 жыл бұрын
Cute but.... Yeah you're probably creepy lols
@Str8Flossin3 жыл бұрын
@@Ann71987 😂
@desertfish14602 жыл бұрын
LOL! I love you Jim Gaffigan! I love your yellow hat in the intro! So cute!❤️
@davidevelyn5304 жыл бұрын
Made the mistake of watching him 2 days after hernia surgery. Ouch!
@PeterGreen20153 жыл бұрын
what you wrote made me laugh until it hurt - also back from the hospital in pain, meds, ice pack, meditation and prayer and rest, then laughter...I've likely seen all his stuff already but i laugh more than once at his stuff so what you wrote made me laugh at laughing, thanks ever so much
@davidevelyn5303 жыл бұрын
@@PeterGreen2015 Glad I could be a further source of humor. Heal fast. Love your guitar playing BTW.
@staropalis3 жыл бұрын
Laughter is the best medicine Unless you’re treating a hernia
@scottsouth683 жыл бұрын
NOOOOO! I had double hernia surgery when I was 15yo, it seemed like everyone bought me joke books! =D
@BangleWish3 жыл бұрын
I always make sure I also save my Jim Gaffigan clips in my Ted Talks list.
@mikesaler10384 жыл бұрын
Hi Jim! Loved your humor for years (and your wife's)! But I finally joined you & paid up after a friend forwarded your F-you Karen (Tweet?). A hilarious and supremely fitting use of crass language. Thank you for all the laughs, wisdom, and hope!
@davegenther68773 жыл бұрын
The bar routine may be his funniest bit. Hysterical.
@TheMrwipple4 жыл бұрын
Fun stuff, Jim. Thanks. After watching that, now I'm ready for a fancy beer.
@galahadgarza69054 жыл бұрын
I had to give up smoking (doctor's orders). I also gave up drinking (court ordered).
@geraldfrost47103 жыл бұрын
I have a friend who taught me the heart-attack diet, the diet you follow if you don't want another heart-attack... "If it tastes good, spit it out. If it tastes like monkey crap, chew it well."
@TeamCat11283 жыл бұрын
Good for u!
@mystdragon85304 жыл бұрын
Did this video go from “I don’t drink alcohol” to “I drink the fanciest beer” 🤣😂
@PatrickWagz4 жыл бұрын
And, somewhere in the middle... he was drinking wine out of a Yaht-zee shaker? [I'm not judging... just stating a fact] :-)
@linshanhsiang2 жыл бұрын
And his male relatives call him "Jimmy," Did you catch that,?
@waterlove20424 жыл бұрын
Bathroom flavored gum and cologne 😂😆😂😆😂😆 I'm dead too dam funny
@rosemarie65454 жыл бұрын
Great laughs to start the day! Thanks, Jim!
@coffee12074 жыл бұрын
You never let me down, just about choked on my salad I'm having for lunch, and I don't have a beer to wash it down with!! Lol
@mosessmith89534 жыл бұрын
You rock dude. Saw your comments to trump, made me respect you even more.
@alaskaheidi29554 жыл бұрын
Somebody at V8 had to be drunk to come up with “Clamato” juice. Bleeeeh!
@Tommy_Mac4 жыл бұрын
Must have been a Canadian
@uberultrametamega9463 жыл бұрын
@@Tommy_Mac Clamato juice is great! Caesars are great - you American philistines!
@MsBizzyGurl3 жыл бұрын
It's those darned Canadians with their 'Ceasars'.
@geraldfrost47103 жыл бұрын
My dad was in the navy; he said "V8 smells like bilge."
@dickcastle4 жыл бұрын
I like jim even more now.
@kurtb15844 жыл бұрын
You like him even more and 50% of his audience will not. Not a very good business decision for someone that knows his rant will not change any views.
@teresahowick51974 жыл бұрын
Kurt B nor will yours.
@deevnn4 жыл бұрын
Kurt...you’re wrong as usual. Fox infotainment conned you into that 50% comment...you all know that you ‘“cult of trump” scumbags are less than 30% of voters and that’s a high estimate which still amazes me. Too many fools to go around. Wake up to the REAL world you ridiculous fool
@Squidman914 жыл бұрын
Kurt B my uncle is a trump voter, and while it upsets me I don’t like him any less. Allow someone to speak their mind without harassing them about it
@kurtb15844 жыл бұрын
@@Squidman91 Wait a minute. Jim G is the one who is attacking the President. All I said was that 50% of his audience will not like his attacks. He can speak his mind but he should not be surprised when he looses public support.
@floridamusician9219 Жыл бұрын
Jim Gaffigan provides the laughs again and again
@Sean-mclaughlin3 жыл бұрын
The people who dislike this are the people he's talking about🤣🤣🤣
@cliffhawn7133 жыл бұрын
It feupmripyh
@philliplawson41993 жыл бұрын
I don't drink, he's not that funny!
@jordanaguilar61624 жыл бұрын
Freakin love you jim!! Favorite comedian easily!
@EricW8004 жыл бұрын
@@weknow.2304 Jim has been one of my favorite comedians for a long time. I know he has to support the dems in order to survive financially, so I can almost appreciate that - got to provide for your family, however, he really should keep it to himself.
@linshanhsiang4 жыл бұрын
@@weknow.2304 Get a life troll.
@riog80822 жыл бұрын
Jim is one of the best! Wish he used the woman’s voice more often, very funny 🤣
@almaalma38714 жыл бұрын
This is one of the most funny and realistic bar jokes ever! Well really everything that Mr. Gaffigan makes is...I wish to know how long takes to write a Material like this? It’s perfect I’m laughing so much 👌🏽 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️
@robertlangley2584 жыл бұрын
Very good bar jokes, funny as hell. But true, that makes it even funnier. Excellent video, great comedian.⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
@dawnshilling6034 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 omg!! So relatable and hilarious 😂
@onamission99654 жыл бұрын
👍I'm with you Jim, craft ipa all the way! Keep in mind.... breathing these days is worse than drinking.
@Alice-re9ix3 жыл бұрын
You're simply THE BEST, Jim!
@sideshowtink4 жыл бұрын
"It's only funny because it's true" LOL Beyond hilarious!
@anthonyorduno9634 Жыл бұрын
This guy is a part of our culture everybody knows his voice He's one of the funniest guys you'll ever see his cameos are priceless meow
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@Luke-pk9fe4 жыл бұрын
It's cool you got John Malkovick to do the intro! 👍
@benevolentmindvirus3 жыл бұрын
Jim you are my hero you make me cry for loving Dave Chappelle so much. Thanks for the laughter.
@PatrickWagz4 жыл бұрын
2 guys walk into a bar; the 3rd guy ducks.
@noheader Жыл бұрын
My brother bought a flask for me knowing I don't drink. Years latter rooting threw my medicide cabinet he found the flask, confused he opened it finding instead of liquor it contained Lagerfield cologne. He said, why did you do that? I told him, you know I don't drink and I wanted it to go to good use, besides I can't get pulled over for smelling good.
@AlisMarsaili135111 ай бұрын
I laugh so hard every time I listen to Jim G! I’m in therapy dumping my narcissistic friend. Talk about pain! Instead of feeling my pain to heal I’m watching Jim G! Thanks Jim, I’ll probably never heal because of you! That’s what a narcissist would say!!!
@scazermazz3 жыл бұрын
Amen on the local beers! Once in a while you get a good one. Most of the time they're awful.
@roostercogburn64693 жыл бұрын
Hey Jim, just started watching you.... I know, I know, I'm kind of slow!... But, you are without a doubt so stinking funny and the best comedian ever! I'm no prude, yet I so appreciate humor without profanity and porn images! You are a genius! Thank-you! Keep the comedy coming!
@rexrocker12682 жыл бұрын
This is great. And as an ex drinker it shows. When you drink and quit then see your buddies drunk acting an ass, it helps you keep off the stuff. It’s so stupid lol.
@melaniesmiley30553 жыл бұрын
You are so funny. Thank you for the videos it has really help my long days go by!!!
@geoffhennessy2754 жыл бұрын
Once again Nikki Glaser mentioned you in her podcast. She is in awe of your flawless delivery. It almost makes her cry. Just thought I'd chime in.
@jschmidt89962 жыл бұрын
Just watched a second time. Lol. Your good JG. Clean and hilarious. Keep it up. 🥰🤪
@suebrown34654 жыл бұрын
What other seafood juices did the bartender have to go through until he picked clam for the Caesar?! Another great video...!!
@Squidman914 жыл бұрын
Paul Fitzsimmons Give Jim a break:( I’m proud of him for speaking his mind
@shanemontgomery13584 жыл бұрын
Paul Fitzsimmons 🤦🏻♂️
@wideawake13dmtpsilocybin63 жыл бұрын
"It's only funny because it's true."
@anovosedlik11 ай бұрын
'This is the only thing I like about being alive' ...you hit that point WAY earlier than 40 these days!
@bethsims47494 жыл бұрын
I’m an almost 50 year old woman who loves Budweiser... the scrutiny I receive! Yet on my other palate will enjoy leinenkugal (sp) summer shandy or berry Weiss. Great for the hotter seasons. More refreshing. Lol
@wayneparke5542 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing.
@TheBeercase242 жыл бұрын
dang Jim your not that old you still got your humor ever since you started doing comedy plus nice job on super troopers
@enveedub4444 жыл бұрын
I cracked up at your first joke “if you want to Seymour” I need to stop smoking 🤣
@rcionco3 жыл бұрын
"...they're all bad!" Haha. Yes!!! Truth!
@mikicrespo48124 жыл бұрын
I remember coming back down to the states in about 2002 and going to a steak house with my family. I asked the waitress for a Caesar, extra spicy. She paused and said, “ well, its however the chef makes it.” No clue it was a drink. It was then that I knew I was surrounded by savages :-)
@mikicrespo48123 жыл бұрын
@gary York, I’m an American from the Deep South, who spent time in Canada. So save your conjecture. Please go misspell and be miserable elsewhere. This channel deserves better.