You know, when Matt took a vacation, I was worried. But honestly? the age of Chewie and Fuckface is a golden one, full of great one-offs and better LPs. Good job guys
@thelaughingrouge7 жыл бұрын
Lovemachine Same here.
@GreenGimmick7 жыл бұрын
Honestly wouldn't mind at all if Matt didn't bother to come back at all
@elronman7 жыл бұрын
don't tell matt tho
@ifuckedacatandilikedit75067 жыл бұрын
Lovemachine meh I miss Matt and Liam, Woolie has always been #4 to me Pat is the only reason I'm not shooting my brains out + his good ass streams. Matt is also streaming which helps.
@talynhastime93437 жыл бұрын
Not come back to a channel he poured blood, sweat, and tears into? Yeah, awesome idea.
@AlexusDelphi7 жыл бұрын
We've had "Woolie can't read", but now we have evidence that Pat can't type.
@circular77 жыл бұрын
The perfect team.
@GreedAndSelfishness7 жыл бұрын
Actually he can type real good and fucking fast as witnessed in his streams. I can understand he fucks up because its not his keyboard, happens to a lot of people when its not your keyboard.
@AlexusDelphi7 жыл бұрын
GreedAndSelfishness The joke Your head
@Solidus_Edge7 жыл бұрын
Nimble Bolt Woolie also clearly still can't read, as repeatedly calls some RAM a video card, despite the label "random access memory"
@AshHill077 жыл бұрын
"Woolie can't read" 7:30
@PlagueOfGripes7 жыл бұрын
Pat, I don't think you actually know anything about DOS.
@JeedyJay7 жыл бұрын
It's genuinely hard to tell if he was remembering commands wrong, or just hilariously unable to type what he wanted to.
@Circuitous7 жыл бұрын
cd.. is a way to get back to root, so he kinda had the right idea. He just didn't realize he only had one directory and was often in a command instead.
@Fjarhultian7 жыл бұрын
Nah, it was pretty easy to tell wiofn he stafiknt tp keb this.
@billli117 жыл бұрын
it is back up one directory/folder
@Nightweaver17 жыл бұрын
In a bit of historical context Plague found his first furry porn via a DOS prompt.
@randomfox122457 жыл бұрын
Was Pat fucking high on Mushrooms during this video or something? Holy crap.
@circular77 жыл бұрын
Not enough guns to satisfy his attention span.
@iller37 жыл бұрын
yehh... this had the distinct feel of setting down a FisherPrice Playcenter in front of a giant Babby
@TakFR7 жыл бұрын
That is an ALIEN....
@ArmorKuma7 жыл бұрын
randomfox Pat hates puzzles. Maybe you've figured out its because he is terrible at them.
@randomfox122457 жыл бұрын
I wasn't aware that that was what I was referring to, but thanks for being bizarrely defensive about it for no reason? I was talking about how at the beginning he was saying shit like "whaaaao this is weird O_o" being weirded out by completely inconsequential things, reacting to basic gameplay conventions with confusion, and generally sounding like he was stoned out of his fucking gord for the entire length of the video. "I did it super good s-style. Who's the best hacker? Meeeeee."
@anyonesmellthat7 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure Pat has some kind of specific puzzle based learning disability.
@anyonesmellthat7 жыл бұрын
Which I guess is usually just called a learning disability...
@CatfishShotgun7 жыл бұрын
/help
@Nightweaver17 жыл бұрын
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@ChristianStout7 жыл бұрын
Pat has to be at least 7 drunk right now.
@_ArmIa7 жыл бұрын
7 DRUNK PAT
@ChristianStout7 жыл бұрын
Woolie's disappointment in Pat's play style is _tangible_.
@ufofighter167 жыл бұрын
Props to Pat for knowing DOS/Command Prompt commands
@PimDiffy7 жыл бұрын
As Pat pulls the RAM out of the Random Access Memory shelf... Woolie: nah that's a video card
@GothaBillsAndDeath7 жыл бұрын
The best part of this game is if you go to the official trailer, people are bashing it for it's art or the fact it looks like just another neat little indie game that only lasts for minutes and that it wouldn't come out. Well then. That was proven wrong.
@SteelBallRun18907 жыл бұрын
These one-offs are starting to become like the "Adult Swim" of Best Friends. Don't ask me why I described it like that, I don't know, it just felt like it was the best possible description.
@seraphiim4447 жыл бұрын
Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 But what do you meeeean by that tho
@admiralpepper69337 жыл бұрын
MulTiLAy3rd Shhhhhh, just play along wit' it...
@dklordg7 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for one of them to whisper, "It's free real estate," into our ears.
@joekewl75397 жыл бұрын
Time to look at Cowboy Bebop at his computer
@circular77 жыл бұрын
*hack Cowboy Bebop for it's best episodes*
@Grievousish7 жыл бұрын
circular7 every episode of bebop is best episode.
@neopagan77587 жыл бұрын
except for that feng shui episode that girls voice acting in the dub is bad and the episode doesn't go anywhere. Its cowboy bebops equivalent of gurren lagganns fourth.
@circular77 жыл бұрын
A couple of episode could have been better, and the wrap up of the last episode was awful.
@LordQuadros7 жыл бұрын
Cowboy Bebop is my favorite character in the Yu Yu Hakushow.
@krasis21547 жыл бұрын
Quadrilaterals are shapes with four sides, like squares.
@myfirstchoiceistaken7 жыл бұрын
This channel is slowly becoming "watch the old people attempt to do a game."
@Joecomplainer7 жыл бұрын
Which is hilarious considering their all just hitting 30.
@ifuckedacatandilikedit75067 жыл бұрын
Joseph Belcher They're 80 at heart!
@AfroMetalMizu7 жыл бұрын
"THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN!" This is bringing back 'Nam flashbacks of Sanic Dreams Collection....
how do you post a good comment only seconds after they posted the video?
@AbovetheAgAme7 жыл бұрын
Ho. Li. Shit. Bringin back memories I should have never remembered
@AfroMetalMizu7 жыл бұрын
***** Pretty much ;P
@sharkymcshark33927 жыл бұрын
"Teletnet" "Telenet" "Telner" Nailed it Pat.
@FinalDragoon7 жыл бұрын
"Why would you be able to pick up an item you're standing on?" Good thing this isn't built on the Gamebryo engine.
@edwardramasamadesiderio4717 жыл бұрын
I dunno, I just watch videos on the Internet to pass the time.
@AfroMetalMizu7 жыл бұрын
Porn tho
@thelaughingrouge7 жыл бұрын
AfroMetalMizu shameless self promoting?
@AfroMetalMizu7 жыл бұрын
thelaughingrouge Hmm?
@circular77 жыл бұрын
Porn and time travel is all machines are good for!
@tristansmith88247 жыл бұрын
"Pass the time"
@dollenrm7 жыл бұрын
Pat: that's ram Woolie: no that's clearly your video card He says about the object retrieved from a locker labeled "random access memory" lol Christ this means pat was right about something, weird
@Altrivius7 жыл бұрын
Pat once again proving that it's possible to overthink a puzzle while simultaneously not thinking about it at all.
@RioGascar7 жыл бұрын
Watch dogs wishes it could have actual hacking.
@LCFTW937 жыл бұрын
Is "gingers can't hack" going to be a thing now?
@AbovetheAgAme7 жыл бұрын
I keep my quads in shape mang. Just for this special occasion ya na'mean?
@ErinMartyFreeman7 жыл бұрын
Word son, na'mean?
@circular77 жыл бұрын
Na son, na'mean?
@MantraMan20777 жыл бұрын
Woolie does know 'Babushka' means 'Grandmother' in Russian, and isn't a piece of head wear, right?
@AfroMetalMizu7 жыл бұрын
Nope!
@MantraMan20777 жыл бұрын
***** Yes. Is correct tru terminology. Thank you for sharing Gopnik knowledge my friend. You do deh motherland proud. Opah!
@AbovetheAgAme7 жыл бұрын
Don't tell em that man! I like my wrongsayingns pure & original!
@MantraMan20777 жыл бұрын
***** Ap pah pah! In Mother Russia, we say 'Zazdarovje', like true men!
@helicopteroctopus65437 жыл бұрын
You expect the Best Friends to know what they're talking about?
@brandonwithnell6127 жыл бұрын
you know its a good video when its first puzzle of the game and woolie has to point out the big red circle on the book taking up half the screen to help pat XD
@DrClawizdead7 жыл бұрын
This brought me back to my old TRS-80 and C64 days.
@cheeble.7 жыл бұрын
watch_dogs 2 dlc looks crazy
@circular77 жыл бұрын
I'll be damned, Woolie is a pretty decent teacher.
@TehNoobiness7 жыл бұрын
I sure hope Woolie's at the controls
@TehNoobiness7 жыл бұрын
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@EclecticCharisma7 жыл бұрын
Just throwing it out there, but Pat is the greatest member of this channel
@DeimionWolf7 жыл бұрын
Please push "Black and Ginger" until Matt comes back
@TungstenViper7 жыл бұрын
Woolie: inability to be clear about what he means Pat: inability to think logically Woolie + Pat = T H I S
@jorgamund077 жыл бұрын
Today, on SBFP, Pat uses a keyboard for the first time.
@ObiTrev7 жыл бұрын
Pat can't do puzzle games, but he can do DOS? Did Pat accidently save us from Y2K?
@DanielAvelan7 жыл бұрын
Speedruns of this game must look amazing.
@elronman7 жыл бұрын
something tells me that people opened doors for longer than 3 seconds, like infinitely. and the devs were like Ho shit we gotta do something about this, and added the 3 second rule.
@4Wilko7 жыл бұрын
What's stopping people from doing open(3); wait(1); open(3) reapeating?
@JrIcify7 жыл бұрын
4Wilko That's exactly the kind of thinking you need to beat this game. Though the level design stops that particular trick from being a good idea in a lot of situations.
@chillbro10107 жыл бұрын
Waits don't work like that. All waits in the game look like they happen simultaneously. wait(3); command1; wait(4); command2 Command1 would happen after 3 seconds. Command2 would happen after 4 seconds. The time between command1 and command2 is only 1 second. Waits all start at the same time and only effect the things to the right of them. What I can't tell from the video is if they effect EVERYTHING to the right, or just the thing directly right. AKA Wait(10); command1; wait(1); command2 Command2 could either happen 10 seconds after code is run, or happen 1 second after code is run. I don't offhand remember if he wrote code like this so I can't tell. ---- And since the alarm goes off if its open more than 3 seconds, even if its from multiple code runs so you would have to do this: Open(3); wait(4); open(3): wait(8): open(3); wait(12) ect ect It would open for 3 seconds, close for 1, open for 3, over and over. --- I assume later they would add a loop function then you can just do ;;; While X=true{ loop{ wait(4); open(3) } } X=true ;;; ---
@4Wilko7 жыл бұрын
I was thinking of separating with wait(4)s depending on how it's supposed to be executed. They didn't experiment a whole lot in this video.
@majorgnu7 жыл бұрын
Connor Hill That's not at all how it works. Commands run one after the other sequentially. It just happens that all the commands they used, with the exception of "wait", finish immediately. If you wanted door2 to open just as door1 was closing, you'd type door1.open(3); wait(3); door2.open(3). If you wanted a 2 second interval between the doors closing and opening, you'd use wait(5).
@ginger-ham48007 жыл бұрын
I've learned more about programming watching this than I did in nearly 4 years of college.
@murphyslaw_17767 жыл бұрын
CrippledWeebTrash Ok then.
@eruno_7 жыл бұрын
The only thing I know about programming that it is for *NERDS*
@OfficialChrissums7 жыл бұрын
im shocked this wasnt the crew behind Jazzpunk.
@limerslimer7 жыл бұрын
OfficialChrissums 50 Flights of Loving and Gravity Bone predate Jazzpunk by a few years.
@johnnyguit-fiddle20885 жыл бұрын
Nothing like listening to two guys agree with each other.
@Nison5457 жыл бұрын
Fuck I thought I accidentally clicked on one of my online learning videos for class when this started up.
@Rand00mThing7 жыл бұрын
By the end of the month the "other two best friends" will be forever forgotten. The evil spell of Grandma Swamp is at work here.
@kingpoultra7 жыл бұрын
Now Woolie gets to see how it feels to watch him play dark souls and we, the viewers, get to yet again see how bad pat is at thinking ahead. remember xcom 2.
@-TPLT7 жыл бұрын
"It's a game about hacking". And the first scene starts with a vinyl record being spun on a portable vinyl record player like an MP3 player. I guess I shouldn't have expected nothing less than a game sharing similarities to Gravity Bone and Thirty Flights of Loving.
@CheatGuru17 жыл бұрын
It's kinda cool seeing them play games that make you think. I thoroughly enjoyed Pat Learns Coding
@dWalrus7 жыл бұрын
I hear an echoing voice in the background: "Best hacker in the world, big boss, big boss.. ♫♫"
@lazyguy797 жыл бұрын
As a programmer in training, watching Pat fumble like this is both entertaining and INCREDIBLY FRUSTRATING.
@kyrridas15737 жыл бұрын
i just came to see one thing. "would pat forget his deck?"
@BlueScarabGuy7 жыл бұрын
The opening scene of this game is just further proof that Debussy's "Claire de Lune" will forever be the classiest piece of music ever made.
@garrettpowell87707 жыл бұрын
I feel like another good name for this game would be the bandwidth bandito
@enwerd70507 жыл бұрын
YOOO. That's dope ass fuck.
@limerslimer7 жыл бұрын
Garrett Powell Send that to Blendo, make millions off of royalties
@mandridhugh95557 жыл бұрын
Since interest in LISA: The Painful has resurfaced over the few weeks, so has my interest in seeing an LP for it on this channel. Even though Woolie's already beaten it I would still like to see them play it.
@ALoonwolf7 жыл бұрын
"I was camping out in the woods and my fire was hacked," is something I will never say.
@masterofskillz147 жыл бұрын
Of all the puzzle games, Pat and Woolie's ineptitude on this one triggered me the hardest. Glad they gave it some attention though :)
@AntiNihilist7 жыл бұрын
one step closer to understanding how Pat can't see or do puzzles. I'd like to see Woolie do a solo play of this
@Moopbop7 жыл бұрын
I'm a professional software developer and this was very interesting to watch. Think like a programmer and shine on c:
@70swords7 жыл бұрын
Pat failing to DOS or even type properly is hilarious. What was he on?
@Tuschi177 жыл бұрын
Ever since playing Evil Within I seem to hear Clair de Lune everywhere. I enjoy it though. It's nice.
@Grabehn427 жыл бұрын
Watching Pat fail miserably at typing stuff written on screen was the fucking best.
@Shellhitsky7 жыл бұрын
Woolie can't read. Pat can't type. The hypest videos on KZbin.
@iliketehfair7 жыл бұрын
Washhogs 2 is looking good.
@mireika16097 жыл бұрын
Why is Pat not being able to type so god damn amusing I could watch this for hours
@kovulion77777 жыл бұрын
Damn, that evil within vibes with that piano, also.. .apagando las luces!!!
@Sarah-di5de7 жыл бұрын
The opening music is inextricably tied to Car Boys for me now.
@Cubameriguense7 жыл бұрын
Brokeback Mountain 4: Quadrilateral Cowboy
@ConradTheLonelyStump7 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see the guys at Funhaus play this. Lawrence is going to freak his shit out if he hasn't seen or played this yet. Oh yeah, and I'm on board with everyone else-- did Pat just get absolutely shit-faced before recording this or something?
@TheTyper7 жыл бұрын
Pat's so close to navigating dos right in the early stages. He's just missing a few little concepts here and there and since it's dos he has no idea what he does wrong.
@TheStrxggler7 жыл бұрын
When's System Shock Remake, Hacker?
@Jalexster7 жыл бұрын
Oh my god watching Pat use DOS is like watching Woolie play a 3D game
@thelaughingrouge7 жыл бұрын
Where's that Parasite Eve episode you accidentally posted early?
@Stefano.C7 жыл бұрын
thelaughingrouge Is that true? I have not noticed
@totalvvar7 жыл бұрын
They posted part 4 Eve episode the same time as the Dark souls episode They hid the eve episode rather quick, but I managed to watch it :D
@Stefano.C7 жыл бұрын
cool
@paradocks237 жыл бұрын
Hopit I got there in three minutes but I fucked up. Gotta go faster, man.
@RADPLAYSHQ7 жыл бұрын
I can't hear that song at the beginning without thinking about fucked up shit happening in Car Boys anymore.
@AarhgYouTube7 жыл бұрын
I love how upset Pat got about the "Black and Ginger" song.
@Ranryu6927 жыл бұрын
What a beautiful duwang Black & Ginger is my favorite Black & Yellow remix
@imlaffytaffy7 жыл бұрын
Does Pat have hands? Or do his arms just end in wrist stumps?
@calebrogers7777 жыл бұрын
I love Pat's severe confusion at Wiz Khalifa lyrics.
@TheLinkandmarioshow7 жыл бұрын
maybe if you force pat to play enough puzzle games he'll start to enjoy puzzles and finally be able to retcon those RE puzzle compilations
@joeyghostx7 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, you guys already had the solution to the 2 red boxes puzzle in the first place. The timer seems slightly faster than normal seconds though!
@daydelus7 жыл бұрын
before i even saw the game i could tell by the title that this was made by blendo, they are so good and deserve exposure, people should check them out after the video
@dayman17 жыл бұрын
So, for the prototype, it tells you what alarm number it is on the pressure panel so you can disarm.
@YouCanCallMeXoe7 жыл бұрын
That music when the game starts makes me feel like I'm watching a water fountain :P
@MrSickleAndHammer987 жыл бұрын
They really made this a lot harder than it actually was.
@WorthyRiddle767 жыл бұрын
We may be witnessing the world's first DOUBLE HACK
@Blaine_themono7 жыл бұрын
We are finally quadrilateral cowboys!
@DevonPalmer987 жыл бұрын
It's like watch dogs but with less pacemaker murder and actually interesting
@murphyslaw_17767 жыл бұрын
Devon Palmer lol
@brookhaven00007 жыл бұрын
Hackin' with Debussy......Jesus Christ this is awesome
@comeonnodont55697 жыл бұрын
a video on time? Thank you Billy!
@Pix3l_Pr1ncess7 жыл бұрын
You guys should play Portal one day.
@Egalia_17 жыл бұрын
Watching Matt navigate that console trying to put in dos commands was one of the most hilarious things I've see in weeks. Great video by the way
@Xunkun7 жыл бұрын
0:30 - It.... _sounded_ like one of the newscaster voices I can kinda recall from the 90's.
@SpectralSlugger7 жыл бұрын
this is like that episode of eddsworld where they go "cuz without edd (matt) it would just be me (woolie) and you (pat) and well.... that would suck."
@agoaj7 жыл бұрын
I was worried that I had broken the game's difficulty when I wrote a bat file to hack everything every 3 seconds, but it gets more involved as you go on.
@phoenixsplash1357 жыл бұрын
Woolie is the WORST at guiding people through games.
@circular77 жыл бұрын
Not as bad as Pat.
@AgentTexes7 жыл бұрын
He did pretty good with Paige and Bloodborne.
@JeedyJay7 жыл бұрын
They're _all_ really bad at that, and for different reasons.
@ifuckedacatandilikedit75067 жыл бұрын
Agent Texes Yeah no I think Woolie might be some kind of kryptonite to Pat that or Paige shares Pat's brain resulting in him being a better guide.
@Gargoyle_Guy7 жыл бұрын
I so want to see Pat play Gravity Bone and 30 Flights of Loving.
@sasaki87657 жыл бұрын
YOU FOUND SPEEDRUNNING TECH.
@theandroidsdungeon84957 жыл бұрын
I've only heard people talk about this and it seemed really complicated. Thank you for showing my lazy ass this super dope HACKING! -Travis
@shaddykack7 жыл бұрын
This might be my new favorite game.
@TonyBMan7 жыл бұрын
A whole video revolving around HA-KING! and not one Lordgenome or Supah Hackah reference.... I am disappoint.
@electricspeed227 жыл бұрын
Billy with the tight timing
@ryodragoon7 жыл бұрын
oh wow that opening tune is also the Save room music in EVIL WITHIN.
@zeigfrydcat30977 жыл бұрын
Pat can't type, this is the lore
@dollenrm7 жыл бұрын
Oh sick I really liked what I saw of this game when Northern Lion (egg daddy) played it couple months back.