Best HFY Reddit Stories: Deadzone

[@BreadGuy01]

The first species to enter that abyss to treaty with the humans will be deemed either a traitor or the new galactic superpower. I love it!

[@alexisgrunden1556]

And now I'm hoping the first one to reach out to them is just some dumb@$$ saying the galactic equivalent of _"Hi, there! You wanna grab a beer?"_ and just watch how bad the whiplash gets for the xenos~😂😂😂

[@BreadGuy01]

@@alexisgrunden1556 Hi, I'm Ghonnie Knocksville, and welcome to Jackass! Hi humans! *flung off a mountain*

[@verzule1544]

​@@alexisgrunden1556I think the best thing about this is that the humans would respond with "yeah mate absolutely"

[@vulcanforge4922]

I love that the end was inspired by warhammer 40k commissar yarick after he took the claw of an work war boss after beating it in combat.

[@Radiolarian_Dak]

Was thinking the same thing

[@GoblinRaccoon]

OL BALE EYE IZ STILL KIKIN!

[@USS_Grey_Ghost]

Sadly in 40k he’s dead

[@Mustangofold]

My first thought was Cable. Then a few Anime/Gaming characters... Seems like a common occorrence for warriors to have to deal with once tech is good enough.

[@leyrua]

​@@Mustangofold I mean, it's a common issue for warriors anyway. It's just that once the technology is good enough, losing a limb doesn't mean they have to RETIRE anymore.

[@davidvincent5701]

Well we do like baiting fools. Thankfully we hit a home run with the first customer.

[@wrathshorts2894]

Whole galaxy gangsta till Commissar Yarick shows up.

[@lazarmarinkovic8486]

Humanity, the monster that lurks in the blackness of the abyss, I love it!

[@AmataTai]

It's always fun when we take out a page from the Borg and assimilate all the best tech into our own

[@puppetmasterey]

Fair enough. But have you heard the theory that the Borg periodically attack the species they want to assimilate to further thier technological progress. You know, because the Borg can't innovate.

[@dalemorgan8263]

Xenos: try to play Humanity Humanity: _Can't play a playa, fool_

[@skepticalmagos_101]

Bipity.... bobity.. your tech is now my property...

[@jmoneyjoshkinion4576]

🎵This land is my land, this land ain't your land, if you don't get off, I'll [Redacted] your head off, this land is private property!🎵

[@jmoneyjoshkinion4576]

Well I remembered most of it anyways! kzbin.info/www/bejne/enO6qKmLfq9oirMsi=Ey6s-smEDfdinenl

[@-MeatsOfEvil-]

​@@jmoneyjoshkinion4576Best song ever!

[@DasHeino2010]

Now I want a whole series of this! This fits perfectly as an intro!^^

[@anathardayaldar]

ET tries to phish us. humans: oh you sweet summer child. New hear?

[@Pressure2]

Warhammer reference at the end.

[@stephenaustin142]

All monsters are human .

[@beingsneaky]

Would have been more psyclogicaly/frightening if it was just timid little mousie looking dude, glasses to big, and a high squeaky voice, saying that.

[@Vanta_Blue]

Humans became the Borg?

[@wrathshorts2894]

Resistance is futile.

[@robert-trading-as-Bob69]

Ask Bjön Borg, a former world-class tennis player from Sweden. He IS the Borg.

[@peterwalls-qf7ii]

Oh very nice! You scared the aliens but good! The image of the cyborg , was inspired indeed. The perfect propaganda piece! The aliens are trembling in their footwear , those that have feet analogues to cover. The rest as just as scared, but can't really show it. Not that way at least.

[@rat_king-]

Cthulu is fren.

[@dkbros1592]

Humans greatest creation deception

[@jamespitts8755]

We are the Borg

[@wrathshorts2894]

Existence as you know it is over. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

[@robert-trading-as-Bob69]

We are the Borg, Bjön Borg.

[@-MeatsOfEvil-]

Picard: _let's send an away team over_

[@cillianwalsh9244]

Intriguing story 🤔

[@skeleton1004]

nice

[@aivaclarke8304]

Ol bael eye

[@XanthIllion]

Epitome. Epp itt oh mee.

[@willgallatin2802]

FAFO fools.

[@funkmastaC]

Early gang ahoy

[@yigitkurtulmush4690]

Lets go