Best HFY Reddit Stories: Full Mobilization (r/HFY)

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[@bogustoast22none25]

News reporter: We’re here live, reporting that the ongoing war between religions and nations has once again been stopped abruptly as we’re facing yet ANOTHER alien invasion, here we have a passerby- Sir, Sir, what do you think of the latest alien invasion. Passerby: WHY CAN’T WE JUST KILL EACH OTHER IN PEACE?!

[@Cemtexify]

Reminds me of Jason Manford who made this point years ago kzbin.info/www/bejne/r3u2p3iroc6bZs0

[@ThePersonWhoAsks]

Chinese Civil War when the Japanese invaded summarized.

[@benjamingray2071]

yeah thats how we roll mankind all the way BABY

[@ApocryphalDude]

The xenos failed to understand that only humans are permitted to exterminate ad conquer other humans.

[@FrostyShock349]

As is tradition

[@kingnothing8570]

or the fact we will lose to win.

[@sebasbot01]

That even goes for our subgroups! I'm Polish. Poles will never agree with each other. That is until someone else tries to argue with a Pole. If you ever make that mistake, you better be ready for the backlash.

[@Zachomara]

@@sebasbot01 I'm pretty sure the Germans found that out in Warsaw.

[@vadfarkas14]

@@kingnothing8570 Oh yes. The lessons of Persistence hunting turned into a military tactic. It doesn't matter how big you are, how strong you are how fast you are. We will simply keep throwing ourselves into the conflict untill your resources are drained.

[@Self-replicating_whatnot]

Stages of wartime mobilization: Year one - nothing Year two - something Year three - exactly what you need Year four - anything you want

[@Greywolf905]

accurate

[@angrydragonslayer]

"oh, you destroyed 20 fletchers? Here's another 60 and change"

[@hokutoulrik7345]

@@angrydragonslayer oh, so you reduced the Lexington and Yorktown classes to a single ship of each? Have 25 Essex class.

[@yeetman8077]

national procrastination

[@ravenouself4181]

Year Five - Praise the Sun, Praise Sol Invictus

[@crowsenpai5625]

Aliens “Just how many of your people are soldiers!?” Humans “Yes.”

[@RadarLeon]

can you hold a gun yes do you have legs no ... we can fix that get the combat wheelchair

[@Groza_Dallocort]

@@RadarLeon if you lose your legs then crawl you can surrender when you lose your hands

[@corinthiansdaniels3728]

@@RadarLeon wait is that what that guy had in Bloodborne....

[@Dungeon_Cupcakes]

If you can crawl you can brawl.

[@NightMind0]

Humans: "How many do you need?"

[@nooblangpoo]

Aliens: *Invade* Humans: Not when I shift into ＭＡＸＩＭＵＭ ＯＶＥＲＤＲＩＶＥ

[@medicgaming2994]

Today, I AM A GOD!!!!

[@RexMK-]

Alien: HOW CAN YOU PULL SO MUCH WARRIOS!? Humans: And Just wait till you see the *T U R B O*

[@gmailquinn]

Humanity in other stories: FFS NOT AGAIN?!

[@sanguiniusonvacation1803]

I've always looked out our dirt ball like this. I will fight anyone who tries to take my home from me , but I also will come running to the aid of our enemies if a outside force ever invaded our ball of dirt .

[@TheDreadfulDrifter]

This may be a massive shithole. But by the void, it is our massive shithole

[@solillman2350]

This is My Dirt, try and take it and We will take Yours!

[@CodexisInkwind]

@@solillman2350 More like, Try and take it and we will BURN Yours

[@MTF.TAU5..Bob.]

​@@solillman2350 or turn said ball of dirt or ball of gas into a ball of highly radioactive glass

[@nidsalim7911]

It's a piece of shite, but it's MY piece of shite!

[@Annomano2205]

We are one. We are all. Our unity cannot be divided. -Stellaris line

[@theicyphoenixrecords5980]

such is a way of the hivemind player.........but im a different story,im one of those rare players who create an empire,but instead playing with it i just force spawn it along side human empire wich is the one i control,then i join forces with force spawned empire and reign hell over the rest of the galaxy together gg

[@TheRyuSword]

@@theicyphoenixrecords5980, I mean, some people consider the internet to be a hive mind.

[@maxhax367]

No no no. You misunderstood us. We said FULL mobilization

[@ettibbet5493]

Time to spend 150 pp

[@ashleycroydon9743]

Scraping the barrel(may be wrong its been a few years since i played hoi4)

[@brightplaysgames8760]

FULL MOBILIZATION IS BASED

[@ragingpsychiatrist5375]

@@ettibbet5493 300 I forgot partial :(

[@ettibbet5493]

@@ragingpsychiatrist5375 naw all the good trees have free switch to partial

[@DemiNek0]

*Alien* : "why do you still fight human? We broken your fleet, we took your world, and we will push forward, and take the rest of them. And even so, you still fought, whit your mortal wounds... tell me, human, you cannot win this, so why?" *Human* : "i dont fight for wictory, i fight for time. Each day, hour, minute and second I hold you here, is a day, hour, minute and second, that my people have, to prepare. I fight for time, yes, time... time... for my people... to be ready... and kill... you..."

[@bogustoast22none25]

Other human: He meant me and my triple Tsar bomba, the trigger wasn’t working.

[@GodoStory]

@@bogustoast22none25 don’t worry I have the antimatter bombs! *click click* crap the trigger isn’t working

[@bogustoast22none25]

@@GodoStory “what is this Hollywood cliché?!”

[@335chr]

I didn't hear no bell

[@loganb7059]

*Fields of Verdun intensifies*

[@kamlong7358]

I disagree, this has more Defence of Moscow vibes

[@thescottishkarter6151]

March of the Dead Men

[@Kez_DXX]

The war goes from Stalingrad, to Stalingrad, to Stalingrad, to Panzerkampf and finally Atero Dominatus. With Union (Slopes of St. Benedict) and Primo Victoria sprinkled throughout.

[@Greywolf905]

@@Kez_DXX I love me some Sabaton

[@ettibbet5493]

@@thescottishkarter6151 naw price of a mile

[@jamesmortimer4016]

Change conscription law from "Disarmed Nation" to "Volunteers Only". Change Production Law from "Civilian Economy" to "Wartimer Economy"

[@twojstarypijany3182]

And do a focus that gives you 5% recrutaible population

[@twilighttricksterXXI]

Why would you ever go "Volunteers only" when you could go "Service by requirement"

[@andreaskav7124]

@@twilighttricksterXXI or in this case. "all adults serve"

[@twilighttricksterXXI]

@@andreaskav7124 true

[@fencserx9423]

“Why do I hear boss music” - Hazit admiral after warping into system

[@bogustoast22none25]

Man in charge of the boss music: Just for this fight, I’ma play the boss battle music of 2015-2021

[@ThePersonWhoAsks]

Just vibing, when you see a health bar at the top of your vision and dark souls musics starts blaring.

[@owenhammond1880]

I love this stories so much. We sometimes may be divided on practically everything under the sun. But to threaten the whole of humanity means your going to have to deal with the whole of humanity.

[@swordsmangear3046]

Ya that is one of the better things about humans.

[@gmailquinn]

We are pack animals, animals with a thousand knifes

[@marxel4444]

When aliens are involved it turns from us humans and them humans into us humans and them aliens. no way we let non humands do to us what we do to ourselfs! its like brothers fighting and then a neighbor gets involved wanting to beat one of the brothers.

[@DarkMatterGER]

Something you should just never do: give humanity a reason to unite against you. doesnt matter who you are, sooner or later, humanity wins when they stand together

[@joshuamcleod3442]

laughs in Communism

[@williamtezen4382]

divide and conquer

[@truekurayami]

No you should give Humanity plenty of reasons to unite against you. Just make sure it is a cause that leads to mutual progress instead of mutual destruction.

[@enclaveofficerz3245]

@@joshuamcleod3442 there is no communism and capitalism socialism etc when we are threatened, everything must be put aside for our survival.

[@crashstudi0s]

@@joshuamcleod3442 I mean, the reds and caps joined forces to overthrow the axis, didn't they? sure, the alliance crumbled afterwards, as everyone would have guessed, but they did joined forces

[@EnraEnerato]

I think this would be what everyone will remember and be taught by textbooks: „Beware the anger of humanity, for the only war they know is total in its totality“ from unnamed Hazit strategists logs, unearthed from the ruins on one of their core worlds.

[@dwavenminer]

Never fight an endurance war with a species of persistence hunters...

[@maxwyght1840]

That's actually a good point. We are genetically wired to prefer pyrrhic victories over losing. I imagine ambush predators would fold past a certain point, but humans are genetically incapable of understanding the sunk cost fallacy so they will happily jump on the other guy's sword for a chance to swipe at his eyes.

[@traviscochran6280]

As I listened to this just one phrase came to mind. "The Emperor Protects!" It sure sounded like those xenos were taking on Guards units.

[@ender_slayer3]

Terra Invicta!

[@tehs3raph1m]

Though our tanks and artillery are mighty, it is the vast ranks of Imperial Guardsmen that shall trample the enemy to dust - let them come.

[@ender_slayer3]

It is you in your countless billions who slaughter the xeno, who drive out the heretic, and who crush them all beneath our Imperial might! Never forget that YOU are the wall against which the darkness breaks! *THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!*

[@nikolajsteffensen6578]

meh if it had been the guard no numbers would have saved us. the guards equipment is frankly outdated even by todays standard. mainly their tanks which still use riveted armor. hey Imperium! WW1 called! it wants its shitty armor scheme back!

[@alkdklsdflkfds6970]

@@nikolajsteffensen6578 admantaium rivets. One of which is worth many human lives by the way.

[@thething9617]

We are all part of a tribe, on so many different levels, but we are all part of one tribe, humanity. This is also the main reason that I hope we will discover alien life, because the only thing that would be able to truly unite us, is if we knew that something scary was hiding out in the deep dark.

[@truekurayami]

The question is will it need to be "intellegent" or not. Just imagine if it was Space Doggos we found, and think to yourself how Humanity would react to both Sentient and Feral encounters.

[@ianharrison5758]

I hope meeting another sentient species would unite us in the opposite way. I’m probably naive for thinking this, but the universe is so damn big that resource scarcity is truly a non issue, there’s more than enough for everyone, but we are crabs in a bucket right now. I hope another sentient race can show us that we have more to strive for and maybe even hold out a hand and explore the stars together. What’s stronger than all of mankind? All of another species that feels the same joining with us to claim the void that birthed us.

[@jackmack4181]

This is how I visualize human space wars Humanity is represented by various sizes of humanoid figures, some bigger than others. Constantly fighting amongst each other for small things. The opposing force is a massive titan. The massive titan marches towards the humans and threatens them all with death, he then watches as the humanoid beings begin to pile on top of each other. At first the titan laughs with his eyes closed, but when he opens his eyes. He sees the humanoid beings have piled On to each other and formed a titan that is double the size of the opposition titan and before he can escape the human titan smashes him into the ground repeatedly. Once the opposition titan is dead, the massive human titan breaks down and starts to fight against each other for ownership of the corpse.

[@Darkinu2]

Thanks for the hilarious mental image.

[@TheTrashMobileGamer]

It's kind of sad how accurate and realistically logical I find this comment

[@Darkinu2]

I thank you for the awesome and hilarious mental image 😂😂

[@eddoh2701]

Humans: want to befriend or pet xeno. *Xeno bites back* PURGE ALL XENOS

[@averagecatenjoyer8219]

Domesticate the xenos species

[@asurasyn]

"If it will serve, feed it. If it will not, eat it!"

[@gmailquinn]

It's food, ours or theirs

[@Dungeon_Cupcakes]

This is the true embodiment of the phrase “If it can crawl, it can brawl”

[@emmetcoyne6436]

This story just makes me picture the movie Stalingrad, but instead of a city it's a planet

[@leechowning2712]

Exactly. The reason we can say what will happen is because it has in dozens or hundreds of wars before. As far back as humanity can remember, if you insist on war with humans you will face all of his tribe. Even the ones that no longer live with him, even the ones that despise him. I would never as an outsider attack humanity, for I would give them an excuse to stop fighting among themselves for a change. Once that happens it is only a matter of time, as humans are an extraordinarily flexible and prolific vermin. Hundreds of years ago a poet and politician by the name of Machiavelli wrote that if fighting another Prince, he and his family must be destroyed root and branch immediately for otherwise he will destroy you in turn.

[@roryspeight-burns2554]

Human to no war Xeno: I want to buy all the war resources you have. Xeno:Ok Human : Hold on I think you heard me say a lot of war resources I said "ALL THE WAR RESOURCES YOU HAVE" just don't stop it coming and you will get paid.

[@hogfry]

Aliens: "me kill stupid monkey" All humanity: (*~*) O Rly?

[@wroughtiron7258]

This is a good one. Not magically overpowered Humans, and it even ends in a near-pyrrhic victory for Humanity, grinding out only a small increase in territory in exchange for billions of lost lives and massive resource debt to their neighbors.

[@nikolajsteffensen6578]

this gives me hefty battletech vibes of when the clans invaded the inner sphere. their warrior caste of 'trueborn' being battered and weakened as the inner sphere with their grand armies sacrificed so many people until Comstar, the religious telephone company lunatics they are, used the clans own mentality against them and crushed them at tukayiid.

[@andrewh5568]

All hail the Word of Blake!!

[@Ragnar_Oock]

considering each war on earth was followed by an age of prosperity... a total war across several systems mobilizing every single human available would lead to a truly massive economic boom as everything needs to be rebuilt... there's nothing like a war to make money, at least for humans (those contracted loans from the other species would be reimbursed so quickly after the war ended...)

[@vadfarkas14]

Yeah but how much of humanity's infrastructure and economy was completly destroyed in this case? Its safe to assume that aside from SOL everything else was pretty much rekt beyond recognition. Essentially getting us to square one with the notable exception of the huge war reparations we'd get from the enemy. It would take time perhaps even a decade or perhaps more we'd get to that economic boom eventually but it would take time the rebuilding of Japan comes to my mind after WW2. Can't remember from the top of my head how long it took for Japan to get back on its feet.

[@DerGeistDesKriegers]

In what way did humanity prosper after WW1? America was hit by the great depression, germany was bankrupt, austria hungary was shattered and all of the new nations had problems, the soviet union was a giant shitshow. Age of prosperity my ass. And the way the story was written, really reminds me of the great war.

[@tix2260]

@@DerGeistDesKriegers there was a period of rapid economic growth, but the fear of the economy not continuing to grow had caused a crash

[@jayeisenhardt1337]

@@DerGeistDesKriegers bankers got hella rich, everyone else jumped out windows Not to say every banker, but with that much competition removed. You know?

[@hollowedshadow2822]

Military surplus seller: "Hey you, xeno empire, I got 2000 of these armadillo frigates, 'slaps spaceship' 400 credits appease, you buy'em all, I'll knock ten percent off the final price"

[@error-lu3qj]

humans against eachother:we are dividend Humans against aliens:we are LEGION

[@pflernak]

There has always been one truly unifying force in human history - the emergence of a common enemy.

[@dealerofic3cream1]

"Humans usually don't do total war. When they do. It's total war."

[@ianharrison5758]

Humanity when faced with overwhelming odds: “thank god it’s not a fair fight. We work best under pressure”

[@Taneth]

"We've seen what your warriors can do, and we believe we can beat that." "Ok, I guess we take the gloves off then." "The... what?"

[@properfunny]

Apparently they never studied their opponents. This would have been avoided if some basic research into their opponents and understood that their opponents where nothing like them.

[@waynecampeau4566]

Don't ever back a desperate man into a corner, much less an entire people. If you do, you will see why angles flee when he lets loose his inner daemon.

[@TheIrishWanderer2166]

Aliens: We have destroyed your warrior cast, surrender. Humanity: looks on in confusion, "Yeah, we don't have a cast system Aliens: ...what

[@evilmurlock]

the price of a total victory is total within it self

[@nk_3332]

Xeno: Humans are too busy arguing with each other over the most inane things. Human: You cross that border and we'll be arguing about how's the best way to kill you all, and how well each idea worked. Ferengi: Popcorn, peanuts, warm fizzies, get your popcorn, peanuts, warm fizzies!

[@dariustiapula]

Resist and bite. Unfortunately Earth has a thing for spite. They can have our things over our cold dead hands.

[@wolfoffenris9951]

A 1:5 Ratio in a war of atrition is a win, If you can afford even a 1:10

[@ObservingLibertarian]

For the narrator, love your work bro.

[@willgallatin2802]

Just remember xeno. Win, lose, or draw, YOU are going to need a doctor.

[@bogustoast22none25]

“And the wealth of humanity had been sacrificed upon the altar of victory.”

[@elib9002]

On the contrary, now humanity is the most powerful military in the galaxy. No one would dare fight them and all those that gave them.loans would let them pay off what they owe as a police force for their sectors. Humanity just got a raise.

[@atoriusv5070]

Very true. The military forces would be scaled back into guard units and interstellar patrol or security units, earning money and trust from other alien races while humanity uses the new tech and gained sectors to earn the finances to pay back the loans. It'd take a while to pay them all back, but they definitely wouldn't be anything catastrophic. Humanity would also very likely use the extra military to scout and mark industrial or mining zones for increased production. I give it 150 years or less before humanity surges far beyond any other civilization in this story.

[@elib9002]

@Atorius V Yep. A good note, though, is that an event like this is the kind that redefines a people. Humanity will probably never be the straight peace pursuers they were before. That generation died in the war. And humanity will remember that no one actually came to help them. Basically humanity will probably push to pay off the debts then either retreat or pursue a very aggressive political strategy to make a hegemony with them as the head so that they never have to worry about invasions again while continuing to push their military technology further and further.

[@sean7482]

Earth is that older brother who beats people who bully you, just cause " I'm the only one who can beat my brother."

[@calvingreene90]

House Sarjak of the Hazit Dominion led their people to ruin because they violated the first rule of warfare: Never start a war with someone you don't understand.

[@kdrapertrucker]

"never force the pink skins onto the thin Ice"- general shrank of Andorria

[@gilmadreth680]

"A colleague of mine had a saying: Never push the Pink Skins to the thin ice. Granted, it's not the most eloquent of cautionary maxims, but as history would soon bear witness the Hazit would find those words most prophetic."

[@noophieu5197]

Ever since I started watching your vids my ads been random languages me that lasted 5 mins, not complaining I been watching them since they are pretty cool

[@ritafryer8134]

Making war with Humans is like trying to extinguish flames with petrol

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

So these loans, we waive em.

[@Gordon519]

Did you steal my left sock again?

[@TheStartrek99]

I almost laughed out loud when the aliens thought the "human warrior cast" was broken. I would have laughed if i wasn't listening at work. Never underestimate the tenacity and effectiveness of even an untrained human. We don't have a warrior cast because any human can kill. Edit: I made this comment before the story said the same thing.

[@secretobvious6033]

hey bro love the stories kewp it 🍕

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@theonegod277]

Focus unlocked: waking the giant.

[@katlynklassen809]

A war like this would be good for the species in ways we can't even describe.

[@stalinsoulz7872]

Aliens: what? Terran 3rd republican: ever heard the meaning of Warmachine?

[@sikertsok225]

WW2 eastern front but in space.

[@willparry530]

Ah yes, Total War. A concept alien races might not understand

[@janehrahan5116]

I say do you want a total war? (Some angry German)

[@Comrade_Narkie]

I love that this story is not completely onesided

[@yamatoclassbattlecruiser6410]

Me against my brother. Us against our cousin. We three against the world.

[@kalskirata42]

Where dead men lies, I'm paralyzed, my brother's eyes are gone And he shall be buried here, nameless marks his grave Mother home, get a telegram, and a shed a tear of grief Mud and blood in foreign land, trying to understand

[@akriegguardsman]

This feels more like a defense of moscow

[@akriegguardsman]

And not a great war

[@kalskirata42]

@@akriegguardsman only until the ground fight lasts for a whole year on the same stretch of village. Then it'll be Passchendaele or Verdun all over again, and on a much larger scale. Reasoning is I'm taking into account that, if we're to encounter a civilization more advanced than us, their methods of waging war would likely be those of our past, thus deeming them as complacent. But I can see this also being a defense of moscow.

[@gabrielandradeferraz386]

I am human. shatterer of empires. breaker of peoples.

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

For the Narrator

[@ravenouself4181]

The Xenos were incredibly lucky Humans didn't invent inter-dimensional travel and call upon Master Chief.

[@andreaskav7124]

never poke a sleeping giant with a stick. especially if that sleeping giant is the human industrial complex

[@illdecidelater723]

Dude I love for these

[@vlastimirvukovic]

For the emperor!

[@evilmurlock]

Yoooo, wait a sec, hazit => hazat, third republic? Is this a motherfukcing fading suns reference!?!?! WHOOOO! Even more: Terra secundus => Byzantium secundus

[@RadarLeon]

mobilize the fishing boats the wheel barrows, and the combat bicycles

[@SilverGamingFI]

"On in, Boss!" Adds a massive railgun to a childrens trikey

[@jakubrzepkowski2290]

most of hfy when somebody attacks earth/terra humanity acts literallylike this: -GET TE FUK OUT OF OUR ROCK *DEMONIC SCREECHING*

[@chrisdufresne9359]

This can be summed up by bringing up the rule of siblings. "Only I can pick on my younger/older siblings."

[@inquisitorthornside3p494]

In the name of THE GREAT CRUSADE!

[@cadengrace5466]

Humanity: E Pluribus Unum

[@couriersix4252]

last wall protocol initiated

[@howardchambers9679]

Good one

[@marxel4444]

This is basicly Nazi germany attacking the Soviet Union in 41. 41: HELL YEAH! WERE KICKING THEIR ASS! 42: Damn..that has the be the last of them..right? 43: Fuck..im hungry and they just send in more and more! 44: Holy shit im lucky to be still alive 45: The war is lost.

[@ktcd1172]

And so the others whisper and speculate about Humanity, But none of them want to truly find out if Humanity could repeat this performance again less that two years after the contest between what WAS House Sarjak and Humanity. The answer to the question is of interest to them all, but only if "One of you guys go find out for us while we watch and collect the data from Humanity's response."

[@ANTIMONcom]

For tha algaritham!

[@Lupus_Indomitus]

Man.this story gives me some serious wh40k vibes.

[@WallNutBreaker524]

Nice.

[@Kpoliti.s]

that story remind me the war in ancient greece betwin athens and sparta when sudenly the persian come to greece...it almost doomed greece until they come together...first at the battle of thermopil with the 300spartans and the rest of the greece city states armys...the lost the battle but the second buttle they won it the battle of salamis...

[@WitchFisterVeo1911]

*COME THEN, XENOS! SHOW US WHAT PASSES FOR FURY AMONGST YOUR MISBEGOTTEN RACE*

[@secretobvious6033]

10 seconds boiiiii

[@kirmmond]

No warrior caste????? Ummm...xeno stupid...we are all warriors at heart...our basic survival has come from fight or die since before we started writing history. If Xenos are not smart enough to figure that out by looking at our history they deserve everything they get

[@MegaShiels]

damn good story

[@judebazan7621]

ok

[@shadowrunner2323]

"Don't push the Pink Skins to the thin ice."

[@bernardrednix756]

what happened to the other 2 human republic?

[@leechowning2712]

We got in fights. Kind of what gave the zenos the idea that they could beat humans is watching humans battle each other. They didn't realize that we have a different book of rules for guests.

[@FoxDren]

*points at france

[@WiredTurkey316]

For the algorithm

[@chandlersawka910]

Yes there’s mobilization, but what about full mobilization, or elevensies

[@someasiandude4797]

“Jews and muslims united as they both believe god wants them to kill aliens”

[@kw4584]

DO YOU WANT TOTAL WAR!?

[@AIXMK1]

Стрелков-Гиркин автор?

[@bad-ideas5090]

Humanity is one big family. And as such. Only we can harm eachoþer. Anyone else is fare game.

[@xavierspirit1811]

Heheh, Hoi total mobilization go brrrr!

[@pulverize3]

F.T.A.

[@daedyjackson3116]

F.T.A

[@manwiththeplan300]

And the aliens when you create a Cast system you're limiting your troops you're a soldier scientist you're a soldier of medic you're a soldiengineer by allowing your soldiers to have. Multiple essences what you're doing is giving each group or version of a soldier the ability to adapt and change to environment aliens don't do that soldiers. Are always expected to be soldiers too expected to be the shield And sword what the f****** problem is soldiers are not just those 2 things. They are also armor guns tactics resources and healing R and delete and the problem with aliens is. That when they have a system like that it limits them to the point where? They become inflexible they're like a hard piece of rock just because you can't bash. The rock doesn't mean you can't take a tiny little pointy object as male metal. Take a hammer and cut the rock in twain Aliens never think of that because human beings are born on this type of planetoid. It's a deaf world at least level twe got bacteria we got bacteria we got viruses we got worms we got bugs we got insects we got lizards. We got birds we got fish we got aqua mammals and non aqua mammals. We got diversity of the Was it we got plant life symbiotic, parasitic, symbiotic parasite, parasite symbiotic, We have to adapt learn and grow without medicine. Our species would've been wiped out but the same time. Our speeches is all about thinking and learning and adapting are and making ourselves. Better every other alien out there is all about just existing and adapting passively humans. Don't do that we got passive active inactive and. What are those games that you play and it passively racks up stuff idle? Yeah we also have idle stuff. No one understands this because other species are not designed. Philosophize they are not designed to calculate they only calculate when they have to they don't calculate so they don't have to calculate later they don't. Prepare they just exist and that just pisses me the f*** off. I know human being. Have abilities and to make it fair? It seems like it's a scenario where it's fire versus water versus Rock versus grass versus. Whatever it seems more like rock paperecisions. A undergrandeur scale except humanity doesn't have a weakness like scissors cut paper. It's more like neutral instead of weakyes. We either get a stat reduction from our enemies attacks infiltration blah blah blah. Or we just get hit with a normal attact metaphorically speaking in an m o r p g type of explanation.

[@janehrahan5116]

tfw in space hoi4 you pick carnivore and you can no longer go off limited conscription until enemy forces are greater than yours.

[@ruizen7996]

human focus tree op pls nerf

[@mullerman1970]

And then we cracked all the planets of those xenos scum.