Best HFY story: Butter | 2551 | r/HFY

[@truefreeman5294]

Bro’s the godfather of the Butter Cartel at this point.

[@andrewerickson6690]

Chad sounds much like a soberish dude from big Lebowski

[@krm1959]

Well butter my biscuits and call me a dealer !

[@merlinathrawes746]

And my rolls, toast, corn/popcorn, potatoes, green beans and everything else one can put butter on.

[@mattbrown5511]

That's what friends do. And at least the firzir have good taste.

[@G-Tang]

Skyrim's 100th-anniversary edition is absolute insaniety😂🤣

[@OGSontar]

Also an absolute certainty.

[@Jakes3130]

Butter makes everything better. The sequel will be bacon!

[@user-iw6bu4iq4r]

NO, it should be Cheese. It should follow the logic of butter being a dairy product. Personally I like these stories, like the one where space fuel was white chocolate or the absurdities humans have towards capsicum.

[@Jakes3130]

@@user-iw6bu4iq4r they have the story about substance C where the aliens go crazy about cheese. LOL! So you got that right

[@Absalon68]

Oh geez! And here I though *_I_* was a "Butter Whore"...

[@merlinathrawes746]

One species butter is another species opium.

[@davethompson3326]

Wait till they discover bacon grease

[@chrissalch693]

This is strangely like a cross between Douglas Adam's Hitchicker's Guide and Dr. Who. Nicely read!

[@blackfire3744]

... I wonder what would happen if someone gave them "I can't believe it's not butter"?

[@derekstein6193]

"Wait just one moment! This butter has been cut. You would dare taint True Gold with ICBINB?!? Once I figure out where your species keeps their gonads I will relieve you of yours."

[@robertstoneking7916]

Methadone to butter's heroin

[@Tiewaz]

😂😂😂 Oh, man, I literally snerked at the end of this one. 🤣

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Great story; Excellent narration! All hail the holy butter!

[@techristopher8077]

Marvelous Presentation and story

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Well, that's one way to solve a problem, bribe em with buttahhhh

[@aeseiri1618]

The skyrim line was the most believable part of that whole thing

[@Ibian666]

This looks like a job for Butter Passing Robot.

[@inyellowclad1874]

"What is my purpose?"

[@the_pelican_real]

@@inyellowclad1874 "You pass butter."

[@inyellowclad1874]

@@the_pelican_real [looks at tiny metal hands] Oh my god...

[@derekstein6193]

Butter: it really is THAT good.

[@bobbydogbear1710]

I totally get it. Bread and butter is pretty much the best possible meal.

[@leightondoswell453]

Hahahaha nice, who doesn't love butter!

[@Deathbecomesme3]

I work in a plant that makes butter. I'd be rich with those junky xenos wandering around.

[@jeanannd]

LOL, Everything's better with butter on it. ;)

[@JoeKingPL]

Toasts with butter. Cookies with butter. Butter with butter.

[@trebormints3739]

you wait till he intruduces the m to clotted creammmmm

[@loganshaw4527]

I just ate corn on the cob with butter on top just yesterday.

[@kurtismiller9544]

For DA SKWERL and his Nest

[@loganshaw4527]

Lol aliens that love butter as much as americans. First time I seen that in a story.

[@sintanan469]

The firzir must be related to Southerners. If you want to know the magic of butter, go get some deep south home cookin.

[@bluelake7669]

This reminds me of butter lover.

[@loganshaw4527]

Lol the potato and butter combo. The guy in a bathrobe has good taste.

[@tim2024-df5fu]

Just wait untll they taste bacon.

[@merlinathrawes746]

And what if they butter the bacon?

[@mackenziedrake]

That might trigger a lethal overdose.

[@infernalarson6790]

Shit that’s evil I joined at the 72 minutes and it’s already bugging me 😂

[@donniejo8888]

Butter armed Dude

[@RoseBenson-jv5xm]

I wonder how they would react to cheese.

[@samusaron5000]

And I've got 2 hours before I can figure out what the thumbnail is about

[@kdmbigpig]

[@michaelyoung7261]

Classic hfy

[@TheRealInscrutable]

200K

[@merlinwizard1000]

3rd, 17 October 2024

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