Best HFY story: Pest Control | 2599 | r/HFY7

[@oli3645]

We rarely get stories where the humans are the small ones, it’s funny that the aliens describe the ratlings as pest but they are Terran wolves size

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

But the terrans not even coming up to the aliens foot in size was funny. Plasma weapons and grenades for pest control, what a concept. And the terrans hiding their size with holograms was great.

[@oli3645]

@ 😂 the way you wrote that makes it sound like you’re an alien giving his opinion on the story

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

@@oli3645 Dang, you know my secret, just look this way a second, stare at the pen hard! Flash! There all fixed! Now I have to teleport out, er run, bye!

[@leothenomad5675]

​@@barelyasurvivor1257Kind of like The Armored Terran story, except they used mechs.

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Great story; Excellent narration! With the "pests" eating thru the walls, next time Ted will tell them they have to "fog" the entire ship! LOL!!!

[@mackenziedrake]

A good story. I can't imagine there many old pest hunters. Many thanks for the tale.

[@greggwilliamson]

I say that last line every day!!

[@merlinathrawes746]

As long as there are ships, there will be rats (of some kind) on them also looking for new territory.

[@olebloom1641]

Got a slight Gremlins vibe too it. Fun story.

[@charlesashton6273]

Love the stories you do.

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo It's a gruesome job, but somebody's gotta do it

[@Jakes3130]

AWESOME STORY!!!! TREMENDOUS NARRATION!!!!

[@KwaterbugBUTCHER]

For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice! For the Squirrel 🐿 if rats are wolves wth is the weasels that could take em out

[@GenStallion]

I was thinking. He's too old for this. Then the line appeared.

[@robertstoneking7916]

A lot of things get that way, if you survive long enough.

[@merlinwizard1000]

1st, 4 December 2024

[@mattbrown5511]

I know the feeling that Ted uttered. Those days when sugar turns to shit.

[@scotthinger6397]

Different and interesting. WITH ENERGY#!

[@grahammctygue724]

Hoping your day of giving was glorious 🎉🎉😊😊

[@stinrygar2364]

Is the podcast version of these stories no longer happening? I see it's been over 3 months. I used to love listening to these on the drive to work

[@gordonhardwick9552]

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