🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A carpet layer is just finishing up installing carpet... | Funny Dad Jokes

[@grahamnutt8958]

I remember this from several years ago - not on here - and it involved a Hamster 🐹 Nothing wrong with a variation of an old classic 😂

[@glennsmith976]

At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom, as it was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She started walking toward the pastor slowly. Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the groom. The groom's mother fainted. The groomsmen started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation. The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward?". The woman replied, "We can't hear in the back."

[@grahamnutt8958]

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[@earlwheelock7844]

BOY!!! NOT the ending I was expecting!!!! ( apparently nobody else did either )!!!! ROF LMFAO!! again !! GREAT JOB!! GLENN!!!👂👂😲💓💓💓🙊🙉🙈!!

[@paulsmith5398]

A new twist on "Whack-a-mole".

[@grahamnutt8958]

@paul 🤣🤣🤣 rofl. At least it is less offensive than "Leisure Suit Larry" - PC Game - that plays something called "Whack A Pole". If you've played it; you'll know what I'm on about 😂

[@paulsmith5398]

@@grahamnutt8958 O M G ❗"Whack-a-Pole?" But i know exactly what you mean 🤣🤣🤣🤣❗Its been many years ago, but i was trapping wild raccoons in my yard, due to my late wifes daycare. I came across one fellow that was in the process of doing something that i only thought human guys did, and i about split a gut laughing.

[@earlwheelock7844]

Bet that smells REALY good in about a week or so!!! 😮😲😲😝😝😝😨😨😭😭😭😭😵😵💣💥💩🙊🙉🙈

[@johngreen3777]

Oops! Reminds me of when I accidentally mowed over a turtle that was under some elephant ears!

[@earlwheelock7844]

Yeah!! ( poor elephant !!😆😆)!!!!

[@caeruleusvm7621]

I don't buy it! There are lots of elephants where I live and the sound of the mower always chases them away.

[@earlwheelock7844]

YEAH YOUR RIGHT!!! you dont get it , ITS A JOKE!!!!

[@caeruleusvm7621]

@@earlwheelock7844 You do know that elephant ears are a plant, right? The kind of plant a turtle could hide in.

[@earlwheelock7844]

Yes also there is a type of ' FRY BREAD ' called an elephants ear, BUT ITS STILL A JOKE!!!!