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👇 THE JOKE 👇
It was a beautiful day outside, the kind of day that was perfect for celebrating a birthday...
George woke up feeling excited about the day ahead, eager to see what surprises his family and colleagues had in store for him.
He had always enjoyed his birthday, and he looked forward to spending the day surrounded by people who cared about him...
George got ready for the day ahead and walked into the kitchen, expecting to be greeted by his family with warm hugs and birthday wishes.
But to his surprise and disappointment, no one acknowledged his birthday at all...
Not his wife, not his kids.
George was taken aback by the silence, and he felt a knot form in his stomach.
Trying to shake off the feeling of disappointment, George completed his morning routine and headed off to work...
He had been working at the same office for many years, and he was looking forward to seeing his colleagues and sharing his special day with them.
But as he sat down at his desk, he realized that no one had remembered his birthday...
Not a single person had wished him a happy birthday, not even those he had worked with for many years.
Just as he was about to give up hope, his manager, Brenda, called him into her office...
George was surprised to hear her say, "Hi George, happy birthday!"
It was the first birthday wish he had received all day, and he was grateful for it...
Brenda then offered to take him out for lunch, and George readily accepted.
At the restaurant, they enjoyed a lovely lunch and shared many stories and laughs...
George was grateful to have someone to share his special day with, especially after the way his morning had gone.
As they finished their meal, Brenda asked George if he would like to come back to her place...
George had always found Brenda attractive, and he was feeling vulnerable after the disappointments of the day, so he happily obliged.
Once they arrived at Brenda's apartment, she told George to make himself comfortable on the couch and said she would be back in a minute.
When she returned, she had a big chocolate birthday cake, and was accompanied by his wife, his kids, and all his colleagues...
As he sat naked on her couch.
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[@erickemper7779]

Thanks! My birthday is in six days, so this is my birthday gift to you, Thank you for all the laughs

[@Kaemea]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope it's an awesome day for you! 🎉🎉

[@loljokes]

Thanks! Happy Birthday! 🎂🎉

[@erickemper7779]

@@Kaemea thanx💯👍

[@KitchenJokes]

Happy birthday 🎉

[@erickemper7779]

@@KitchenJokes 😀😀👍

[@kimberlycregger7341]

A good one. Well, if George thought early in his day won't great, I guess it didn't end they way either. Sitting there in his birthday suit.😅

[@jmiddlefinger4534]

Well, he is the birthday boy, so his birthday suit seems appropriate

[@grahamnutt8958]

I had a nasty feeling that George would "misread" the signals 😮. Lucky for us that he isn't a Train driver 😂😂😂

[@loljokes]

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[@earlwheelock7844]

Happy birthday G E O R G E !!!!!!!! ( wonder how he talked his way out of THAT!!!!)🤐🤐🤐🤐

[@alfredoibarra4592]

What a terrible disgrace. He will probably end up as a homeless.

[@Jopo1226]

This is on urban legends

[@wolfmangoland7972]

George will be looking for a new wife and a new job.

[@grahamnutt8958]

Also new accommodation and transport 😢😢😢

[@wolfmangoland7972]

@@grahamnutt8958 true. I wonder if real people have been in this situation.

[@grahamnutt8958]

​@@wolfmangoland7972More than likely, 🐺 Wolfie. ❤ your profile picture 👍

[@alfredoibarra4592]

@@wolfmangoland7972 no doubt. Insecure people who need help.

[@wolfmangoland7972]

@@alfredoibarra4592 yes.

[@martynhawthorne7294]

One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire." The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."

[@grahamnutt8958]

😂😂😂😂😂 lmfao

[@Antares007]

Groannn 🙄

[@doubledee9675]

Not much of a surprise in that.

[@paulsmith5398]

Ohhhhhh, my!, how embarrassing 🤔😤😔😲😱❗

[@joevaccaro6655]

😂

[@znep2751]

I don't think this technically qualifies as a joke.

[@stacey8420]

Too drawn out

[@WideCuriosity]

I've heard that joke told better. You should tell the bit about his expectations and actions earlier, and have the punchline bring the family & friends in. Otherwise it's more shock than humour.

[@lindagates9150]

I am a suspicious old lady I saw that one coming when she invited him back to her house.😅 thank you for delivering an ending that confirmed my suspicions.❤🎉❤🌸☘️🍀✨🌟💫🌟✨🍀☘️🖖🖖🖖🤩👍👍👍👋🏻🧓🏻🤚🏻

[@grahamnutt8958]

With age comes Wisdom..... or Cynicsm 😮😮😮 At least you're not the only one to see this punchline incoming 😊

[@lindagates9150]

@@grahamnutt8958 well I don’t have wisdom hey wait I have my wisdom teeth does that count I think cynicism might be a possibility after all I did stay married to a narcissist for forty years.that had to have had some effect beyond the ill health that victims developed due to stress according to the latest research and my sense of humour can be credited to that too. Coping mechanism par excellence. 👋🏻🧓🏻🤚🏻😇✨🤛