It was a crap joke - not a joke a shaggy dog story!!!
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
I knew that you would like my jokes😁😁😁
@Mark-12-314 ай бұрын
What happened to the politician's wife Melania in the first joke?
@MysteryBoy-x4t3 ай бұрын
But it's too funkin long.
@gerryboudreaultboudreault26085 ай бұрын
A guy visits a cannibal restaurant. On the menu: Lost tourists, $10. Missionaries, $15. Politicians, $25. He asks the cook "Why so much for a politician dinner?" The cook says "You ever tried to Clean one of those things?"
@201219616 ай бұрын
Ah!!!! I really got into that too! That's 12 minutes of my life I'll never get back. 🙂
@dianescardace36876 ай бұрын
Well, I suppose that was Hell for you.
@horaceball54186 ай бұрын
Will you spend eternity with God or perish in hell (people do NOT burn forever, just read John 3:16 they pay for their sins and perish. God is not a monster who burns people eternally.@@dianescardace3687
@havatselet5 ай бұрын
Read your comment and listened to the whole thing anyway. D'oh! Serves me right!🙄😣
@kristianklitgaard52987 ай бұрын
Vintgae jokes - slightly prehsitoric, yet still top class! 💥
@socialmeaslesinpartnership12526 ай бұрын
Man dies, goes to Hell. He's sitting in sh*t up to his waist, a lot of others too. Just as he says to them "Well, it's not great but it's nothing like as bad as I thought it would be", a supervising imp with a trident fork arrives ands says "Teabreak over..........Heads down".
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
goood, funny joke
@jacklow961129 күн бұрын
I heard it a bit differently, but the punchline was basically the same, only they were told to stand on their heads.
@KyotoMelody5 ай бұрын
Haha! “Yesterday, we were campaigning, but today you voted!”
@KarinHelga-zb6rn4 ай бұрын
I agree its too long for a joke!!
@Tascountrygirl6 ай бұрын
The AI voice is grim. So are the jokes
@doonewatts71555 ай бұрын
I always turn the sound off it helps
@pkd63695 ай бұрын
EVEN LOOKS grim especially the mouth
@michaelhenter28566 ай бұрын
I know another one. A bus driver and a priest die. At the pearly gates Peter looks at the bus driver and says: come in. Then he turns to the priest and says: you go down to hell . The priest, confused, replies: but why? The busdriver was allowed in . Yes, replied Peter, when he drove, everyone prayed, but when you preached, everyone slept.
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
very good !!!
@brianmsahin6 ай бұрын
Jokes told in a soulless machine voice don't work.
@tambrosia6 ай бұрын
just think if Robin Williams or Johnny Winters told these jokes, you would be wetting yourself LOL
@brianmsahin6 ай бұрын
@@tambrosia Yes , it's all about the delivery isn't it!!!👍👍👍👍
@Demun16496 ай бұрын
@@tambrosia I'd prefer Nerine Skinner, or Matt Green. They talk "proper".
@doonewatts71555 ай бұрын
I always turn the sound off it's better that way
@sandradavies78045 ай бұрын
Turn off the sound and read the captions then.
@christinefarrall93916 ай бұрын
Hell is no joke.
@TalkingGIJoe7 ай бұрын
You know it is a joke because no politician is ever gonna get to stand in front of those gates... straight to hell... do not pass go... do not collect $200.
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
yes. it is funny
@NUTFLICKS6 ай бұрын
LMAO
@annep.19056 ай бұрын
Well, um, King David went to Heaven. So did several of his descendants.
@ChapmanGriffith6 ай бұрын
LOL
@jackjohnsen-n1w6 ай бұрын
or in Bidens case 200 million....
@patpat43176 ай бұрын
If that was the best joke of the day I would hate to hear the worst.
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
ok thank you
@fahey57196 ай бұрын
The second one was worse.
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
okey
@lopamudraray45715 ай бұрын
Loved the politician jokes.
@williamschuhmacher34686 ай бұрын
much too long for a joke.
@johannebaker97306 ай бұрын
These used to be called shaggy dog stories… my old Dad could keep one going for days! 😂😂😂😂
@leahsinger1456 ай бұрын
TRUE! It's insufferable.
@beritbranch24366 ай бұрын
ditto
@thethinkingman-6 ай бұрын
when there babies die do they get 72 vigin? it makes you wonder!
@brianbanks7036 ай бұрын
@@beritbranch2436 double ditto
@pamelaschutz12486 ай бұрын
Exactly!
@mtracy2446 ай бұрын
Joke 1 is good. I'll come back for joke 2 some other time, Tks.
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
ok, just don't forget
@barbarawinterbourne37366 ай бұрын
Best joke I've heard in a long time very apt.
@wesg30846 ай бұрын
It's amazing what people find humorous.
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
okey 😆😆😆 subscribe to the channel
@mjrchapin5 ай бұрын
These are indeed excellent jokes!
@kevinfarrell5236 ай бұрын
Life is too funny to be a joke.
@AMS72006 ай бұрын
Heard it before. And so true.
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
okey 😆😁😅
@sharonbielski27926 ай бұрын
That was a great joke, so true
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
yes, thank you
@jimnicholson45096 ай бұрын
This man could put naughty children to sleep in just one story.
@drazzle62675 ай бұрын
Don't underestimate. I know of a seasoned politician who could negotiate with St.Peter at the Pearly Gates.
@conniewojahn64456 ай бұрын
Given a choice between a luxurious hotel and surroundings and spending time with God, I'd quickly choose God. No amount of anything will ever draw me from an eternity with God. The Son of God, Jesus Christ, died for the forgiveness of my sin, and meeting Him and the Father is my heart's desire. May you also find peace.
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
thank you
@shirleymckamey24266 ай бұрын
That's time I'll never get back again🙄
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
yes, you are a kind person
@jeffsahs99946 ай бұрын
5.08 minutes of my life wasted in the first joke.I do realize I was in joke hell.
@ankhpom92966 ай бұрын
Death is like being under anesthesia.
@michaelaustin3346 ай бұрын
Thought first one was beyond funny made me roll a bit long winded but sooo true yesterday w were campaigning you voted...so true..promise heaven get hell always choose heaven devil great deceiver
@AlanBoddy-fl2qp6 ай бұрын
Sorry..too long ..lost interest 😱😡
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
OK
@TraciShirah6 ай бұрын
Me too. I didn't finish it
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
Thank you, subscribe to the channel😅😅
@AlanBoddy-fl2qp5 ай бұрын
@@JOBJOKESone liners -boom.boom Please 🙏🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@peaceful32505 ай бұрын
You missed a really good punchline.
@haroldzarr42136 ай бұрын
Hell is no joke, and eternity has no end. Don't be a fool in his/her folly! God does not send anybody to hell WE choose heaven or hell while we are still on this earth.. John 3:16-21
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
Amen !!!!!!
@JJNow-gg9so6 ай бұрын
A Bible thumper... GOD LOVE YOU.
@karitahannikainen47345 ай бұрын
Don't be so serious!! And how do you know what is and where?? Experienced!!?? 😂
@JOBJOKES5 ай бұрын
yes, good answer
@Tam-201136 ай бұрын
These aren't jokes. They're stories.
@thirsupitishanti91075 ай бұрын
Thanks from thailand
@JOBJOKES5 ай бұрын
yes. thank you
@2012TheAndromeda6 ай бұрын
Lol! I had a feeling thats what was going on!
@winsurfer1237 ай бұрын
Long winded effort but funny. No punch line. ha
@JOBJOKES7 ай бұрын
thank you for comment
@colleenclements57156 ай бұрын
Ha
@patriciaknight13325 ай бұрын
So Funny
@satanofficial39026 ай бұрын
"A major discovery was recently made with far-ranging implications for black holes being a potential cause of saddlesoap agglutinates during the Paleocene-Eocene Thermal Maximum. This is a game changer for giant balloon jungle snakes. But don't jump to conclusions. Others might pick their nose but I was born with mine. Properly used, a gravitational indicator will indicate that gravity is gravitational. I didn't get it at first. It just seemed like yet another instance about unlimited salad and breadsticks. But it was a wonderful opportunity to pause for a moment and give thanks for mantle plumes and flood basalts and convex polyhedrons. That is the raw truth of it because halloween pumpkin spice lattes with oatmilk are void where prohibited. Today is a good day to tie-dye a singularity when you know the reason why. Would you like to know more?" ---Albert Einstein
@DonaldHTyers5 ай бұрын
Hell is NO Joke and neither is the anger that God will have by mocking Him.
@talastra5 ай бұрын
It's amazing what people find humorous.
@Milovan-c9x6 ай бұрын
Second joke, God listening to it was like being in the Fourth Ring.
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
okey
@Troybeallad6 ай бұрын
Dreadful- we were conned!!!
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
this is not true, I will sue you for libel and win 1 million dollars😁😁😁
@michaelbrandt54166 ай бұрын
The politician hell joke is quite old...heard it in various versions. The second joke is new to me. Was quite funny.
@TheDavidlloydjones6 ай бұрын
Save your time: skip to 11:55,
@arabellacox6 ай бұрын
Fell asleep!
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
thank you
@degaleriespierenburg45394 ай бұрын
Hell must be full of these jokes🥱
@JOBJOKES4 ай бұрын
yes, That's for sure
@NibblesB6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 good one
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
thank you
@voraciousreader33416 ай бұрын
By the end of the second “joke” I couldn’t remember the first.
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
yes sir, you are a kind person
@adoramase6 ай бұрын
JOKE 1 about the politician was long but worth watching. The language was superb - creative, with no errors. Was it written by GPT?
@artlewellan22946 ай бұрын
Joke time: Hey. Ya heard what scientists are now saying? They're saying "The longer for one reason or another, we stare at our smart phones, the greater the danger of becoming a zombie." Tell that joke and either get a laugh or not. If you get a laugh, say "I'm so glad you laughted because if you didn't, it might for you be too late."
@Cardinal-Roy-Thanks-You7 ай бұрын
Congressional Office of Robot Attacking.
@jameshavard31826 ай бұрын
I'm starting to consider KZbin as the fourth ring. (rewritten with AI)
@susanwahl63226 ай бұрын
I liked the first one.
@gapfenix5 ай бұрын
toooooo looooonnng...
@geobus33075 ай бұрын
I'll never get that 12 minutes back. Not funny!
@gin394ify6 ай бұрын
80 days around the world to get the the joke 😩
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
I didn't understand😁🤣😂🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
@JohnBrowne-e4o4 ай бұрын
Don’t except him as he’s a liar and a thief period
@BruceAlarie6 ай бұрын
too long winded and not terribly funny
@williambunter33115 ай бұрын
That's ten minutes I'll never get back. Won't make the same mistake again! If that was the best joke of the day, I'd hate to hear the worst.
@tessietesoro74075 ай бұрын
It only shows how politicians do their jobs in real life= after election - broken campaign promises, over-spending of taxpayers' money, etc 😂😂😂
@JOBJOKES5 ай бұрын
yes this is true in many countries
@lancasterritzyescargotdine26024 ай бұрын
"More funny jokes?" Please spare me.
@corneliogarcia68125 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@itdly6 ай бұрын
Good (but 2 long) joke
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
thank you, sir
@annaagolli41406 ай бұрын
People who have NDE and have seen hell can't joke about it..
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
thank you, I didn't understand
@johnbastille54836 ай бұрын
Yes, they sucked me into that second joke....the one with the great punchline.
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
thank yuuuoo
@Paul-H-Wolfram66085 ай бұрын
Almost fall asleep 😴 while watching and listening for the joke story to end, the darn story is too long.
@rogersiples33356 ай бұрын
I can see he isn't standing but on his knees begging for forgiveness. Sorry, you're a day late and a dollar short (put in terms he can understand).
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
goood 😁😁
@RaquelPerez-pr6fn5 ай бұрын
👌👍😹😹😹👏👏👏👏
@hestergreen20316 ай бұрын
Oh well
@user-to7ly6zz6k5 ай бұрын
Sounds like the last 8yrs in Canada
@davidhorn60086 ай бұрын
4.40 - is a soddering iron similar to a soldering iron or is it only in hell?
@malcolmdale96075 ай бұрын
These robot announcers are getting better. This one sounds almost human. UGH.
@angeladrosos62226 ай бұрын
Funny ...but I beg to differ, Marilyn Monroe wouldn't be in hell. I would bet anything, she, wouldn't. I'm just saying.
@LS-ei7xk6 ай бұрын
Same for Gandhi.
@olddog1036 ай бұрын
IM DONE, TOO MUCH WINDY
@iaincphotography60515 ай бұрын
AI telling jokes.
@dianawalker40555 ай бұрын
the politician joke I heard before and the second was a was a total waste of time...
@JOBJOKES5 ай бұрын
thank you, subscribe to the channel
@frederiquecouture39246 ай бұрын
FIN.
@jimprior57004 ай бұрын
That was a long long joke for a short laugh
@livingwaters10184 ай бұрын
Hell is listening to this joke
@jeri88537 ай бұрын
Another bait to listen to AI rattling tale.
@JOBJOKES7 ай бұрын
thanks for the comment
@danstobbart44066 ай бұрын
Even on double speed that was totally dull. Thanks for wasting minutes of my life😐
@LASLOEGRI6 ай бұрын
Run away. Shaggy dog story to steal your life.
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
OK, good luck
@albertmoore44456 ай бұрын
trump had an accident which rendered him unconscious for a year. When he woke up he had no memory of the past. "Who am I doctor?" he asked. "Well, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you were once president of the US." "Wow!" said trump, "That is amazing!" "The bad news is that you are donald trump!" responded the doctor.
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
ha ha ha very good 😆😆😆
@amazinggrace007au6 ай бұрын
Lol nah look at context fast forward to end. Punch line..
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
thank you
@sharminiserasinghe32934 ай бұрын
Watching this was a sheer waste of time. Boring would be an understatement.
@cherylsmith75586 ай бұрын
You have got to be joking
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
yes I'm kidding 😆😆😆
@motorzbh5 ай бұрын
Old joke ... the second was so boring that I skipped to comments.
@JOBJOKES5 ай бұрын
ok, I heard
@fahey57196 ай бұрын
Unbearably long for a BORING joke.
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
thank you, I tried to entertain you
@markgendala56896 ай бұрын
Yeah... but needed a big edit.
@achantus14 ай бұрын
After about 90 seconds I was bored. Too long.
@alanevery2156 ай бұрын
Utter cobblers!
@kulwant7476 ай бұрын
Kim did this in real
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
to be honest I didn't understand😁😁😁
@elenacaddell36395 ай бұрын
🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
@JOBJOKES5 ай бұрын
👍👍👍
@nickbrutanna99736 ай бұрын
All of them are waaaay too long. Especially the last one. Cute joke, but needs to be three circles, if nothing else.
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
Hmmmm .... 🤫🤫🤫🤫
@janedoe52296 ай бұрын
I don't have all day to listen to this joke. I am done.
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
thank you
@lelandarcher47605 ай бұрын
Is this a joke or a short story?😅
@georgeschlaline60576 ай бұрын
$500 in Hell
@stev1111e6 ай бұрын
JOKE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
okey
@allaaslanyan6 ай бұрын
մեկը չոեչոք,մյուսը' սողալով,վարգելով ԱՍՏԾՈ մոտ է իբր' գնում,ԱՆՈՒՆՈՎ' խաբելով ստամոսը լցնում,մեկն էլ,ի ծնե ԱՍՏՈՆ իր մեջ ունենլով ասող է,ձրի,շնչոլու պես հոշտ,ու' հիմար,չխնդրելու աստիճանի,քանզի' գոհ է մննյից...+**12
@JOBJOKES6 ай бұрын
I did not get anything
@brentisone6 ай бұрын
The second one is no "joke" it's Christian morality, ...!
@sylviagarcia68454 ай бұрын
i kept saying read the comments first but noooo. Im going to subscribe just so I can unsubscrive and feel good about it. Lol