BEST JOKE OF THE DAY !!!. So a politician dies and ends up standing in front of the pearly gates ...

[@gerryboudreaultboudreault2608]

A guy visits a cannibal restaurant. On the menu: Lost tourists, $10. Missionaries, $15. Politicians, $25. He asks the cook "Why so much for a politician dinner?" The cook says "You ever tried to Clean one of those things?"

[@KyotoMelody]

Haha! “Yesterday, we were campaigning, but today you voted!”

[@TalkingGIJoe]

You know it is a joke because no politician is ever gonna get to stand in front of those gates... straight to hell... do not pass go... do not collect $200.

[@JOBJOKES]

yes. it is funny

[@NUTFLICKS]

LMAO

[@annep.1905]

Well, um, King David went to Heaven. So did several of his descendants.

[@ChapmanGriffith]

LOL

[@jackjohnsen-n1w]

or in Bidens case 200 million....

[@lesleygreen273]

Love the politician joke - so true.

[@JOBJOKES]

thank you

[@davidhorn6008]

It was a crap joke - not a joke a shaggy dog story!!!

[@JOBJOKES]

I knew that you would like my jokes😁😁😁

[@Mark-12-31]

What happened to the politician's wife Melania in the first joke?

[@MysteryBoy-x4t]

But it's too funkin long.

[@socialmeaslesinpartnership1252]

Man dies, goes to Hell. He's sitting in sh*t up to his waist, a lot of others too. Just as he says to them "Well, it's not great but it's nothing like as bad as I thought it would be", a supervising imp with a trident fork arrives ands says "Teabreak over..........Heads down".

[@JOBJOKES]

goood, funny joke

[@jacklow9611]

I heard it a bit differently, but the punchline was basically the same, only they were told to stand on their heads.

[@michaelhenter2856]

I know another one. A bus driver and a priest die. At the pearly gates Peter looks at the bus driver and says: come in. Then he turns to the priest and says: you go down to hell . The priest, confused, replies: but why? The busdriver was allowed in . Yes, replied Peter, when he drove, everyone prayed, but when you preached, everyone slept.

[@JOBJOKES]

very good !!!

[@20121961]

Ah!!!! I really got into that too! That's 12 minutes of my life I'll never get back. 🙂

[@dianescardace3687]

Well, I suppose that was Hell for you.

[@horaceball5418]

Will you spend eternity with God or perish in hell (people do NOT burn forever, just read John 3:16 they pay for their sins and perish. God is not a monster who burns people eternally.@@dianescardace3687

[@havatselet]

Read your comment and listened to the whole thing anyway. D'oh! Serves me right!🙄😣

[@brianmsahin]

Jokes told in a soulless machine voice don't work.

[@tambrosia]

just think if Robin Williams or Johnny Winters told these jokes, you would be wetting yourself LOL

[@brianmsahin]

@@tambrosia Yes , it's all about the delivery isn't it!!!👍👍👍👍

[@Demun1649]

@@tambrosia I'd prefer Nerine Skinner, or Matt Green. They talk "proper".

[@doonewatts7155]

I always turn the sound off it's better that way

[@sandradavies7804]

Turn off the sound and read the captions then.

[@patpat4317]

If that was the best joke of the day I would hate to hear the worst.

[@JOBJOKES]

ok thank you

[@fahey5719]

The second one was worse.

[@JOBJOKES]

okey

[@williamschuhmacher3468]

much too long for a joke.

[@johannebaker9730]

These used to be called shaggy dog stories… my old Dad could keep one going for days! 😂😂😂😂

[@leahsinger145]

TRUE! It's insufferable.

[@beritbranch2436]

ditto

[@thethinkingman-]

when there babies die do they get 72 vigin? it makes you wonder!

[@brianbanks703]

@@beritbranch2436 double ditto

[@kristianklitgaard5298]

Vintgae jokes - slightly prehsitoric, yet still top class! 💥

[@christinefarrall9391]

Hell is no joke.

[@Tascountrygirl]

The AI voice is grim. So are the jokes

[@doonewatts7155]

I always turn the sound off it helps

[@pkd6369]

EVEN LOOKS grim especially the mouth

[@shirleymckamey2426]

That's time I'll never get back again🙄

[@JOBJOKES]

yes, you are a kind person

[@mtracy244]

Joke 1 is good. I'll come back for joke 2 some other time, Tks.

[@JOBJOKES]

ok, just don't forget

[@stevemartin7464]

Damn the first joke is 100% accurate!

[@JOBJOKES]

I am very pleased thank you

[@drjanines3301]

It is!!

[@conniewojahn6445]

Given a choice between a luxurious hotel and surroundings and spending time with God, I'd quickly choose God. No amount of anything will ever draw me from an eternity with God. The Son of God, Jesus Christ, died for the forgiveness of my sin, and meeting Him and the Father is my heart's desire. May you also find peace.

[@JOBJOKES]

thank you

[@David_Lloyd-Jones]

Save your time: skip to 11:55,

[@crazyburkey3677]

Amusing story though, even without punch😂 Imagine though, between Heaven and Hell there's 18 rings, 9 each

[@doemme53]

???

[@crazyburkey3677]

@@doemme53 9 levels each way, 😊

[@doemme53]

@@crazyburkey3677 I suppose it's about gaming, of which I know nothing, but thx anyway!

[@jeffsahs9994]

5.08 minutes of my life wasted in the first joke.I do realize I was in joke hell.

[@KarinHelga-zb6rn]

I agree its too long for a joke!!

[@drazzle6267]

Don't underestimate. I know of a seasoned politician who could negotiate with St.Peter at the Pearly Gates.

[@barbarawinterbourne3736]

Best joke I've heard in a long time very apt.

[@ankhpom9296]

Death is like being under anesthesia.

[@thirsupitishanti9107]

Thanks from thailand

[@JOBJOKES]

yes. thank you

[@haroldzarr4213]

Hell is no joke, and eternity has no end. Don't be a fool in his/her folly! God does not send anybody to hell WE choose heaven or hell while we are still on this earth.. John 3:16-21

[@JOBJOKES]

Amen !!!!!!

[@JJNow-gg9so]

A Bible thumper... GOD LOVE YOU.

[@karitahannikainen4734]

Don't be so serious!! And how do you know what is and where?? Experienced!!?? 😂

[@JOBJOKES]

yes, good answer

[@jameshavard3182]

I'm starting to consider KZbin as the fourth ring. (rewritten with AI)

[@artlewellan2294]

Joke time: Hey. Ya heard what scientists are now saying? They're saying "The longer for one reason or another, we stare at our smart phones, the greater the danger of becoming a zombie." Tell that joke and either get a laugh or not. If you get a laugh, say "I'm so glad you laughted because if you didn't, it might for you be too late."

[@wesg3084]

It's amazing what people find humorous.

[@JOBJOKES]

okey 😆😆😆 subscribe to the channel

[@DonaldHTyers]

Hell is NO Joke and neither is the anger that God will have by mocking Him.

[@talastra]

It's amazing what people find humorous.

[@AlanBoddy-fl2qp]

Sorry..too long ..lost interest 😱😡

[@JOBJOKES]

OK

[@TraciShirah]

Me too. I didn't finish it

[@JOBJOKES]

Thank you, subscribe to the channel😅😅

[@AlanBoddy-fl2qp]

​@@JOBJOKESone liners -boom.boom Please 🙏🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@peaceful3250]

You missed a really good punchline.

[@Tam-20113]

These aren't jokes. They're stories.

[@sharonbielski2792]

That was a great joke, so true

[@JOBJOKES]

yes, thank you

[@gin394ify]

80 days around the world to get the the joke 😩

[@JOBJOKES]

I didn't understand😁🤣😂🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602]

"More funny jokes?" Please spare me.

[@2012TheAndromeda]

Lol! I had a feeling thats what was going on!

[@lopamudraray4571]

Loved the politician jokes.

[@kevinfarrell523]

Life is too funny to be a joke.

[@degaleriespierenburg4539]

Hell must be full of these jokes🥱

[@JOBJOKES]

yes, That's for sure

[@arrahatt]

The joke is an essay !!!!

[@tessietesoro7407]

It only shows how politicians do their jobs in real life= after election - broken campaign promises, over-spending of taxpayers' money, etc 😂😂😂

[@JOBJOKES]

yes this is true in many countries

[@patriciaknight1332]

So Funny

[@jimnicholson4509]

This man could put naughty children to sleep in just one story.

[@voraciousreader3341]

By the end of the second “joke” I couldn’t remember the first.

[@JOBJOKES]

yes sir, you are a kind person

[@winsurfer123]

Long winded effort but funny. No punch line. ha

[@JOBJOKES]

thank you for comment

[@colleenclements5715]

Ha

[@satanofficial3902]

"A major discovery was recently made with far-ranging implications for black holes being a potential cause of saddlesoap agglutinates during the Paleocene-Eocene Thermal Maximum. This is a game changer for giant balloon jungle snakes. But don't jump to conclusions. Others might pick their nose but I was born with mine. Properly used, a gravitational indicator will indicate that gravity is gravitational. I didn't get it at first. It just seemed like yet another instance about unlimited salad and breadsticks. But it was a wonderful opportunity to pause for a moment and give thanks for mantle plumes and flood basalts and convex polyhedrons. That is the raw truth of it because halloween pumpkin spice lattes with oatmilk are void where prohibited. Today is a good day to tie-dye a singularity when you know the reason why. Would you like to know more?" ---Albert Einstein

[@mjrchapin]

These are indeed excellent jokes!

[@annaagolli4140]

People who have NDE and have seen hell can't joke about it..

[@JOBJOKES]

thank you, I didn't understand

[@williambunter3311]

That's ten minutes I'll never get back. Won't make the same mistake again! If that was the best joke of the day, I'd hate to hear the worst.

[@JohnBrowne-e4o]

Don’t except him as he’s a liar and a thief period

[@adoramase]

JOKE 1 about the politician was long but worth watching. The language was superb - creative, with no errors. Was it written by GPT?

[@Troybeallad]

Dreadful- we were conned!!!

[@JOBJOKES]

this is not true, I will sue you for libel and win 1 million dollars😁😁😁

[@susanwahl6322]

I liked the first one.

[@AMS7200]

Heard it before. And so true.

[@JOBJOKES]

okey 😆😁😅

[@gapfenix]

toooooo looooonnng...

[@pamelaschutz1248]

Exactly!

[@Milovan-c9x]

Second joke, God listening to it was like being in the Fourth Ring.

[@JOBJOKES]

okey

[@geobus3307]

I'll never get that 12 minutes back. Not funny!

[@LASLOEGRI]

Run away. Shaggy dog story to steal your life.

[@JOBJOKES]

OK, good luck

[@nancyschiller7043]

@davidpakmanlive your sweater

[@michaelaustin334]

Thought first one was beyond funny made me roll a bit long winded but sooo true yesterday w were campaigning you voted...so true..promise heaven get hell always choose heaven devil great deceiver

[@jimprior5700]

That was a long long joke for a short laugh

[@davidhorn6008]

4.40 - is a soddering iron similar to a soldering iron or is it only in hell?

[@BruceAlarie]

too long winded and not terribly funny

[@NibblesB]

😂😂😂 good one

[@JOBJOKES]

thank you

[@arabellacox]

Fell asleep!

[@JOBJOKES]

thank you

[@RaquelPerez-pr6fn]

👌👍😹😹😹👏👏👏👏

[@Paul-H-Wolfram6608]

Almost fall asleep 😴 while watching and listening for the joke story to end, the darn story is too long.

[@iaincphotography6051]

AI telling jokes.

[@johnbastille5483]

Yes, they sucked me into that second joke....the one with the great punchline.

[@JOBJOKES]

thank yuuuoo

[@albertmoore4445]

trump had an accident which rendered him unconscious for a year. When he woke up he had no memory of the past. "Who am I doctor?" he asked. "Well, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you were once president of the US." "Wow!" said trump, "That is amazing!" "The bad news is that you are donald trump!" responded the doctor.

[@JOBJOKES]

ha ha ha very good 😆😆😆

[@user-to7ly6zz6k]

Sounds like the last 8yrs in Canada

[@malcolmdale9607]

These robot announcers are getting better. This one sounds almost human. UGH.

[@danstobbart4406]

Even on double speed that was totally dull. Thanks for wasting minutes of my life😐

[@rogersiples3335]

I can see he isn't standing but on his knees begging for forgiveness. Sorry, you're a day late and a dollar short (put in terms he can understand).

[@JOBJOKES]

goood 😁😁

[@olwill1]

So I sat patiently and politely through the last one and didn't get a punch line. 😞

[@janedoe5229]

I don't have all day to listen to this joke. I am done.

[@JOBJOKES]

thank you

[@itdly]

Good (but 2 long) joke

[@JOBJOKES]

thank you, sir

[@michaelbrandt5416]

The politician hell joke is quite old...heard it in various versions. The second joke is new to me. Was quite funny.

[@angeladrosos6222]

Funny ...but I beg to differ, Marilyn Monroe wouldn't be in hell. I would bet anything, she, wouldn't. I'm just saying.

[@LS-ei7xk]

Same for Gandhi.

[@juliegale3863]

Ai commentary is the joke, it's pronunciation of 'soldering' and other examples.

[@sharminiserasinghe3293]

Watching this was a sheer waste of time. Boring would be an understatement.

[@Cardinal-Roy-Davis]

Congressional Office of Robot Attacking.

[@hestergreen2031]

Oh well

[@livingwaters1018]

Hell is listening to this joke

[@jeri8853]

Another bait to listen to AI rattling tale.

[@JOBJOKES]

thanks for the comment

[@cherylsmith7558]

You have got to be joking

[@JOBJOKES]

yes I'm kidding 😆😆😆

[@anne-marielaw3386]

Way too long... 😴 💤

[@achantus1]

After about 90 seconds I was bored. Too long.

[@frederiquecouture3924]

FIN.

[@markgendala5689]

Yeah... but needed a big edit.

[@corneliogarcia6812]

😂😂😂

[@amazinggrace007au]

Lol nah look at context fast forward to end. Punch line..

[@JOBJOKES]

thank you

[@olddog103]

IM DONE, TOO MUCH WINDY

[@allaaslanyan]

մեկը չոեչոք,մյուսը' սողալով,վարգելով ԱՍՏԾՈ մոտ է իբր' գնում,ԱՆՈՒՆՈՎ' խաբելով ստամոսը լցնում,մեկն էլ,ի ծնե ԱՍՏՈՆ իր մեջ ունենլով ասող է,ձրի,շնչոլու պես հոշտ,ու' հիմար,չխնդրելու աստիճանի,քանզի' գոհ է մննյից...+**12

[@JOBJOKES]

I did not get anything

[@jesseostone386]

Too long. I give up watching.

[@wheelsofafrica]

Great time-waster. Click bait.

[@JOBJOKES]

thank you, sir.

[@melaniekendall4903]

12 minutes for a joke!! Got bored after two minutes and then it ended suddenly 🤦🤦

[@catmom1322]

long joke.

[@JOBJOKES]

yes, long

[@sylviagarcia6845]

i kept saying read the comments first but noooo. Im going to subscribe just so I can unsubscrive and feel good about it. Lol

[@JOBJOKES]

thank you ....