best line of every starkid song

editing this made me realise just how iconic everything starkid does is
this video was inspired by • one second of every so...

[@lolssmith2399]

Conspiracy theory: you only picked the "I steal everything" line because of Jeff's absoloutly incredibly epic dance moves

[@maggie_schmitt]

i mean....can you blame them?

[@Bluueberrrypie]

Who would seek a conspiracy theory when Jeff's dancing offers such enjoyment?

[@Dani-it9vc]

I mean Same?

[@cavejohnsonstanaccount4635]

v true Jeff Blim in I steal Everything vs Robert Manion in Show Me Your Hands

[@trueaidooo]

There is no other explanation as "Cause you stole my daughter's hymen" is the obvious choice lyric-wse

[@elizaw.4768]

This really made me realize how much use Starkid got out of that damn blue headband

[@meredithclark6580]

Joey should just get it tattooed on his head.

[@SingingSealRiana]

@@meredithclark6580 best idea ever ^^ . . . but would have been wierd as he and "Cho" ended up in the pragnency video for buzzfeed, that would have had raised even more questions as the Ron/Cho happely ever after comments ^^

[@ay_azulita]

@@SingingSealRiana what buzzfeed video?

[@trueaidooo]

Joey played THREE characters wearing it in FIVE musicals

[@emilyrose1381]

@@ay_azulita kzbin.info/www/bejne/sJPTn2eXotdgadk

[@elenarodriguez2402]

When you want to binge some starkid but only have 12 minutes

[@Draztikus]

when the doctor says you only have 11 minutes 39 seconds to live

[@elenarodriguez2402]

@uwu pwincewss same

[@strawberrygoldfiish8606]

Draztikus waiT what about the lasT secOnd

[@mayalitysreality4447]

@@strawberrygoldfiish8606 Death will wait

[@7KDSP]

Me at work on my break

[@cornaloo]

im so glad someone else appreciates mariah's "her cat is dead" it's so good

[@tq7013]

Coraline Glover every time they sing that song, I always wait for the “her cat is dead” it’s honestly so iconic

[@mocon7]

I do love a good siren wail though.

[@Car-gh8hr]

@@mocon7 oh yeah

[@irongirltoni]

I spontaneously combust whenever I hear it

[@T.E.A.TimeMusic]

*shrug*

[@sososaby2133]

Wish you'd chosen "should we kill him SHOULD WE KILL HIM" because of the raw power it exudes

[@kimishou]

It's the dabbing isnt it.

[@chiarabest8309]

Kimilia oh it’s so the evil dabbing it has such chaotic energy and it really shows what starkid is about

[@wekiaam618]

@@chiarabest8309 FUN FACT IT WASNT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE DABBING

[@gracereads2917]

The dab....the cursed dab...

[@Car-gh8hr]

@@wekiaam618 OH HEY SOMEONE WITH A DUTCH OR BELGIUM NAME...

[@londongirl2768]

The best line in the American way is “that’s the American, not quite Canadian, most of us are Mexican,”

[@schumschumsd]

Scout Forbes yes!! Couldn’t believe that wasn’t here

[@rancidprince3133]

No, it’s “a suitcase filled with tWO DOLLARS BILLS” or “we’re all just pawns in a fucking game of chess”

[@Dani-it9vc]

@@rancidprince3133 I WAS GOING TO SAY THOSE EXACT 2 LINES I LIKE YOU

[@sarahkinsey5434]

Yes! I was just thinking that!

[@tatianagois7291]

Oh yeah, don't know how the fuck but I forgot that line. 100000% agree

[@hawktalon7890]

"Science says you're dead and gone forever, reason says I'm talking to the air" always gETS me.

[@brooketrotter18]

That song is probably my favourite Starkid song ever. Never fails to make me tear up, and Dylan's performance is incredible.

[@hawktalon7890]

@@brooketrotter18 I agree!

[@sleepingbeauty157]

For me it's the line of "illogically insists that you are there, somewhere" is where I lose all my shit, the pure emotion in that belt just murders me

[@hawktalon7890]

@@sleepingbeauty157 Oh, that's relatable. That song as a whole always has me sobbing.

[@sarahkinsey5434]

When he sings the word "somewhere" it hits me right in the feels!

[@bridgethealey3231]

Lmao when the whole budget of avpm was joeys chocolate bar

[@kaseyfitch5573]

That actually isn't true, the chocolate bar was given to nick and matt by their parents & the show cost thousands of dollars that nick lang saved himself mostly

[@nattievoices]

If only that was true

[@burnpygmalion39]

Kasey Fitch no the budget was $150 but they also were in college so that had a lot of stuff already

[@Deader-Than-Dead]

Well they already confirmed this rumor wasn't true.

[@kabazinga]

hi i’m sophia yeah they have confirmed that this is a rumor and not true at all

[@RMJCFaith]

Personally I would have picked Jaime's opening "To Die" from Join Us (and Die), the way she hits it gives me chills every time I hear it.

[@Dani-it9vc]

YES

[@khoryos1]

What really makes that for me is Jeff just rocking out on the air drums in the background.

[@loftydabird54]

Seriously every time I hear it I get a sense of "I'm so fucked"

[@tatianagois7291]

ME TOO HOLLY CRAP!!! Also Mariah's "How do you, how do you, how do you do"

[@gracereads2917]

I agree. That line gets the best reaction before A Showstopping Number and it rightfully deserved to be here. Seeing Charlotte fully evil, with her organs hanging out and still hitting that note was powerful for me and genuinely scared me. Best set up for a song in history

[@Coll__n]

Seems like half of these lines were picked because they were the best musically in the song, and then the other half were because of how much the audience/fanbase enjoys it!

[@judi7238]

I'm sorry but the best line in I Steal Everything is "Intellectual property, whatever that means"

[@Dani-it9vc]

Y e s

[@ryanmeneo6301]

You stole my daughters hymen is better

[@MisterAppleEsq]

@@ML0694 But that whole couplet is as long as the on in the video.

[@sarahchalmers4482]

I say the best lyric for Independence is: There’s lots to learn OHOHOHOHO HOHOHOHOHO HA... Ox LiKe mE

[@DustinIsHappy]

Agreed

[@ceuti]

I second that

[@maryclairep8426]

i third that

[@radiumskunk]

i fourth that

[@olivetreewhimsy2016]

Sarah Chalmers I fifth that

[@billieihaka]

i would say u shouldve included “and chad” for show stopping number but ill accept the hips

[@caughtinthestars]

The hips, the hips are amazing

[@valnourished]

Specifically the "and Chad" that Ted sang along to

[@thetrashinyourbasement7898]

Or Five O’Clock Can’t Come Soon Enough

[@lina-uy1to]

Them hips dont lie...

[@quinintheclouds]

I'd have used the "up to my ass in shit" with the head bang XD

[@hawyee9090]

the fandom is constantly sleeping on corey and it makes me so sad

[@hawyee9090]

this comment isnt v relevant i just saw the clip of him from pays to be an animal and got sad

[@g2growcya]

It makes me sad too. He’s so under appreciated. But like he tries so hard and does really well. And he’s adorable and i adore him

[@g2growcya]

paranoid android same!

[@hawyee9090]

paranoid android thank you for your service

[@zaharac.8832]

he's in my top 5 or 3 cant believe people dont respect him enough

[@tsumtsum19]

I was so ready to hear “ox like me” and now I’m sad

[@avashlapobersky4210]

There's lots to learn ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HA...OX LIKE ME God bless Joey

[@DustinIsHappy]

Nitzan Shlapobersky that’s the true best line right there

[@avashlapobersky4210]

Disappointed not to see I'LL BE THE OOOOOOONE WHO PLUNDERS HER CAAAAAAAAAAAAVE OF WONDERS but okay it's only the best starkid line in history

[@threesugarssevensugars2113]

Nitzan Shlapobersky Truer words have never been spoken

[@Micats.19]

which musical is that line from?? I have yet to see some

[@avashlapobersky4210]

@@Micats.19 Twisted, if you haven't seen that one yet you are missing out on the highest quality starkid show of them all, not even kidding

[@angeIgf]

but.. what about "that princess is ooh hella tight"

[@MinorAccidnt]

@@avashlapobersky4210 which song

[@dian1545]

i like how half of these a basically lauren

[@chalkish4855]

Exposed

[@megasauruss]

my favourite line from the twisted song is this entire thing: "the question then 'tis whether it is nobler in the mind to be well liked but ineffectual or moral, but maligned?"

[@erinium19]

I'm always blown away by the fact that the same people who wrote that line also wrote pigfarts. They're insanely talented.

[@Spuds0the0Potato]

Twisted’s lyrics range from “‘‘Tis nobler of the Mind to be well liked but I ineffectual or moral but maligned” And “TIGER FUCKER”

[@phoenixablaze649]

@@Spuds0the0Potato Yup

[@amyp4327]

what about “why is everyone in the kingdom whiteee”

[@rachelthornton4442]

"Face it, embrace, there's beauty--" "YEAH I'M SMOKING POT!" "Beauty everywhere!"

[@Mollymauking]

Honestly i was expecting "I'll be the one who plunders her cave of wonders"

[@skylarvinson3966]

Someone should rank the musicals based on set design.

[@ellabenson9329]

Skylar Vinson great idea

[@skylarvinson3966]

I'd do it.... but I don't want to, lol.

[@maggiewussow2278]

Or creative use of props/ miming.

[@alexskelofton]

Tbh I think Holy Musical B@man has the most creative effects. It had more production value than the shows before it but not enough that you could just use more money to solve the problems. Plus, they had more fun stuff to do with the superpowers and off the wall characters. The costumes are real fun for that one.

[@skylarvinson3966]

@@alexskelofton Oh, I agree with that. I'm just talking like just the set design. I think that Starship had the most extensive set out of all of them, but production value wise, there are others that would be higher up on the list.

[@dian1545]

11:15 okay but did you choose a line OR THE HIPS

[@abimould]

Dianа is it bad that I know the exact song and scene this is talking about without clicking the link....

[@mirandaelena-xu8pu]

Same

[@mirandaelena-xu8pu]

good. That is the only right choice

[@whendidthisgetserious]

Dianа I knew what it was before checking timestamp

[@morganlhart494]

You could give me a choice of ultimate wealth or THE HIPS.....and you KNOW what I would choose....

[@wimpywater]

The best lines from every musical based on how much the audience loves it

[@dian1545]

but tam i one to take you home? deFINETLY NOT god i love sidekick so much

[@bluechord2928]

wanna take you up to winnipeg tHATS IN CANADA

[@3clipse449]

@@cassiescreations4085 Winnipeg buddies!

[@seraphinaedan1033]

It’s really videos like these that really showcase the “aesthetic” these musicals have, with some underlying themes or musical styles that really tie the musicals together and make them all different from each other in more than just lyrics

[@arachnid_abomination]

"And shove it in Jemila's face!" Is ICONIC

[@soulrecords857]

I’m gonna argue that the best line in Listen To Your Heart is AJ’s “Joey SHE CANT GET AWAY!!!”

[@phelisejoy7118]

Just that part has been on loop in my head all day

[@shiekahfan01]

"I JUST WANTED A COAT MADE OF PUPPIES!" is THE best line in Twisted, and i'm pissed it wasn't in this 😂

[@thelocalmaniac]

“I WANT TO LIVE ON THE MOON!” - Jasmine 2020

[@dian1545]

BUT WHAT ABOUT PIGFARTS

[@owlesent]

Pigfarts Pigfarts

[@xxleah_haydenxx]

Here I come

[@seopark7467]

i swear to god if your fav line from twisted isnt "the question then ie whether tis nobler in the mind to be well liked but ineffectual or moral but maligned" ITS SO GOOD

[@raquelrose6240]

oh my god YES the best line!!

[@Dani-it9vc]

I needed to look up the lyrics because I never knew what he was singing there lol But yeah that's amazinggg

[@gabrielledemulder1427]

11:18 those hips are the best thing in the whole dang musical

[@Dani-it9vc]

Yes

[@fenikkusu1039]

Another option: The whole musical was absolutely beautiful

[@Space-pd8jr]

PheonixFromHell the whole musical is very beautiful but those hips just don’t lie

[@saphira4366]

I'm not there yet, but... is it Hidgens?

[@Space-pd8jr]

Saphiraaa a yep

[@mylahobbit1815]

solid solid but uhhhhh the final "we are womankind" when she puts the ring on jemilla's finger gives me chills every time

[@cass8167]

I like how two of the songs from Firebringer best lines are simply "AHHHHHHHHH"

[@paigefalor1529]

When they say your life flashes before your eyes this is what I'll see

[@jeffblimisinahurry]

But where was Duck Is Lord, Black Coffee, and Moana?!? 😂 But in all seriousness, I love this video!!!! And darn now I have to rewind because the keyboard on my iPad cut off Robert Manion's hips in Show Stopping Number 😂😂 Thank you for such a cool video!!!!!!

[@judi7238]

Ikr??? Everyone knows Duck Is Lord is the best Starkid song of all time

[@jeffblimisinahurry]

Judi W. HE IS LLLLOOORRRRRDDDDD

[@thecloudsarefalling3116]

"The duck is pleased!"

[@fenikkusu1039]

@@jeffblimisinahurry DUCK IS LOOOOORD

[@loftydabird54]

"blaaaack coffee I'm your coffee gal-" *"NOOOO"*

[@tsukikumoon2890]

1. I've never been so emotionally confused in my life, but I love it. 2. Oh God... all these lines are awesome and I love that you manage to slip in "Show Stopping Number" hip swing. Because duh. XD

[@Dani-it9vc]

The WORLD will come crumbling dOOoOwNN

[@mlbneb]

*cough* YEAH IM SMOKIN POT!

[@purplecatloverrandompizza]

You didnt do YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO TOUCH

[@Draztikus]

that's not in a song

[@purplecatloverrandompizza]

@@Draztikus still should be on here

[@quirrelmorts]

Oh my gods I want to comment on how perfect all of these choices are I just love Starkid so much

[@purplecatloverrandompizza]

Wha- Did you just say... Gods🤨😏 Percy jackson

[@quirrelmorts]

Yes I read Percy Jackson and now I believe in so many deities

[@abianne]

You forgot all of Little White Lies, Moana, and Coffee girl, but that’s okay 💜

[@Draztikus]

And I wish we could escape it but let's face it now we're caught in the lie Play a riff on my heartstrings (play a riff, play a riff) You left meeee (left meee) A mighty fine well oiled, heavy engine, V-8, four wheel, seat warming, cup holding, air bagging, defrosting, child locking, freedom loving, fancy machine I swear to you I will always fight for your right, 'cause you shine so bright You know you are my favorite boy tooooy I don't know what is worse than feelin' like you're not a person and I want everyone to sing along Sami, Sami... Why can't you see What you're doing to me? Duder Duder Duder Duder Duder Duder Duer Duder Duder Duder Duder

[@booknerds9723]

Don’t forget Duck is Lord, totally not sure if that is the name of that snippet, but it still wasn’t there

[@CellaBoxCrew]

uhhhhh, "I never had a pony" *aggressive thrust* is the only option for Dark, Sad, Lonely, Knight

[@Draztikus]

TOTES JUST TOTED! best line in all of Starkid

[@audiobooks12345]

High key angry “oi oi oi” wasn’t the best for cup of roasted coffee

[@gravelfilledSoap]

I was sorta hoping for “I never cared for stories, until you entered mine.” But that one was really good too.

[@leilanyx]

jesus the editing that goes into these videos, how do you do it??

[@MaysClan]

i'd have a stroke if i did any of this

[@oikavi]

Teacher: Ok, how about we think about a more realistic future? 2nd grade me: 6:22

[@andreaprokopova2574]

"He's coming. Who's it coming?" *"NEVEEEEEEEEEEEER"*

[@isabeldudley272]

425 likes and 1 dislikes what his this... Um explain.. Oh I know.. THIS ALL YOUR FAULT JAFAR

[@marciemoreno4929]

Isabel Dudley! Thanks Hermoine

[@liinav221]

Wait I need to watch this I will edit this 1. Ok I skipped a little but I swear I know your fav lines now 2. I AGREE!

[@frostedjosieos3193]

I think there's a difference between best line lyric-wise and musically.

[@maddog1794]

Honestly yep these lines sum up my life

[@xpa-beads501]

These lines are my life

[@Rude_i_Wredne]

Watch out, long. "Goin' Back to Hogwarts" - chorus, still. Second half of Draco's solo and 'Welcooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome' are close though. "Different As Can Be" - 'When I rule the world, I'll plant floweeeeeeeeeeeers , Became what I hated... '. "Inevitable" - 'THE APOTHEOSIS IS UPON US!!!'. "Cup of Roasted Coffee" with reprise, "Show Me Your Hands", "America's Great Again" - 100% agreed

[@amberphillips3421]

I gotta say I appreciate the thought you put here, it was like a double-dose of Starkid (first the video, then this) ty I agree on your Starship ones and a few others, but it's cool how lines hit with people, yk?

[@thatnerdinclass3696]

High key though, Firebringer and Twisted are 2 of the best starkid productions harmony-wise.

[@tikilocklin]

highkey, Firebringer music is GENIUS (as well as all other starkid musicals but like still 😭)

[@translucentbear]

No-one ever picks out "Snackin' on a dead man's face" from La Dee Dah Dah Day.

[@4dultw1thj0b]

It's been so long since I've watched Me And My Dick and every moment of it feels like a fever dream

[@madeleineclaire222]

“Harry” is so underrated. I LOVE JAMIES VOICE SMMMM

[@mirandalew1s]

You make me so happy when you post videos because I know you spend so much time working on them:)

[@medixnoche]

*cough* YEAH I'M SMOKING POT

[@kyokokirigiri7888]

I think it's cool how they (I think) referenced firebringer in trail to oregon. First reference: *Lauren* was the person to be "the fire" in wagon on fire Second reference: Lauren says "yabba dabba do" which is a catchphrase in the Flintstones *cough firebringer is set during that time cough cough*

[@85_rat_moon]

Droplette {probably doesn't like you} trail to Oregon was made before firebringer though

[@fionathepersona9409]

Caitlin They might have already had the idea for firebringer and founds ways to hint at it in TTO

[@emilyrose4320]

ANOTHER MAMA AND PAAAPA!

[@pinkiemcgraw6122]

Emily Rose yes

[@dorothyhicks6320]

Honorable mentions to: Did somebody say Draco Malfoy? Paul?paul? PAUL! He didn't grow a sail. And Emma, I'm sorry you lost.

[@samfrancisco6841]

I was waiting for “Ill be the one who plunders her cave of wonders”

[@astridliu4694]

you really outh ere doing the lord's work, thank you

[@Dani-it9vc]

The Duck's work

[@DeerGhoul]

"Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw" *"SLYTHERIN"*

[@tenor_check]

This is "Buddies, bros, homies, amigos! Pizza! Nintendo! Woo woo woo LET'S GO!" erasure.

[@ShellyHed]

3:24 still gives me chills on command

[@ameeelia07]

Oh I do love starkid

[@kathrynmilewski]

I'm sorry, but the best line for the song "Twisted" is: I ONLY WISHED TO HAVE A COAT MADE OUT OF PUPIIIIEEEES!

[@lauras.9294]

YES, finally, I was looking for a comment like that, that's what I thought in that moment

[@captaintor3534]

Oh my god I love this list so much I would have put “If this life has an ending I’m glad that I’m spending this short little time with you” as the best line from The Way I Do just because I love that line so goddamn much But good list!!! Love you!!

[@user-hl7gi8ud2i]

Dylan doesn’t sing that though

[@captaintor3534]

Cletus Jones ok youre completely right if dylan sang that line i would actually die tho so

[@Dani-it9vc]

Are y'all trying to say that Denise isn't totally awesome what

[@captaintor3534]

Danara De Jong no denise is amazing !!!

[@Dani-it9vc]

@@captaintor3534 Ok good

[@deannab95]

Ok but why not "Just one question, why man?" "'Cause you stole my daughter's hymen!"? 😂

[@jessnicole2774]

i never had a pony *vigOUROUS HIP THRUST*

[@booknerds9723]

7:04 Called it!

[@planet_explained9551]

4:30 was kinda expecting “I never had a pony MHM!” but I loved this

[@batenthusiast7515]

Anyone find it sort of ironic that he sings about being wary of songs

[@clareann8912]

holo it’s me wooooooooosh

[@really-quite-exhausted]

Pretty sure that's why the princess looks so worried when he starts singing

[@DustinIsHappy]

Lol that’s the joke buddy

[@algilbert4443]

no way, the best part of american way is 2faces line about stealing 2 dollar bills

[@buringplumbranches]

No one: Not a single person: Princess Jasmine: I WANT TO LIVE ON THE MOON!!!!

[@gir5100]

This video is like watching endorphins being injected into my brain

[@MaysClan]

YES i LIVE for that line and note in inevitable!!

[@jessthompson4902]

lowkey disappointed you didn't use jaime's "it is time... TO DIIIIIIEEEEEEE" from join us and die like, everytime i hear that line i just have an absolute eargasm its amazing

[@threesugarssevensugars2113]

I was waiting for “Instead of sitting through this ore-shit”

[@briw9333]

every single one of the firebringer lines are my favourite lines too, theyre just so good!!!

[@fredthehorse]

gotta love the contrast of lauren going from craphole to zaz in less than a second

[@SilvanaLTD]

3:17 always reminds me of Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story 2

[@kimlarsen6779]

Honestly so glad MAMD was included. Not enough content talking about MAMD

[@dahltje]

everybody is sooo freacking talented on starkid

[@majesticali]

So many of these videos end with Laura screaming

[@BigGirthyRod]

How Jeff Blim rolls his head in "I Steal Everything" is my life. 😍

[@erinmckenna605]

I love this but it's blatant Little White Lie erasure

[@Teen-hw4yq]

Personally my favourite line from Twisted from Twisted is “the question whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to be well liked but ineffectual, or moral but maligned” like that hits not only the heart but the soul ughhh

[@xabijonesx3398]

The improvement in camera quality over time is to live for 😂

[@WalkthroughHorde]

the growl in Lauren's voice at 9:48, the "not even you you stupid fucking storm" is quite possibly the best musical moment in their history so far. but honestly there's a few moments in Black Friday that may take that spot ;)

[@heydayzee]

it’s so rare to see Ani in compilations that I was shocked to see it for a second.

[@daniellep4201]

6:15 should’ve been “Cause you stole my daughters hymen”

[@quirrelmorts]

1:45 YES

[@Mothman_In_a_T-Pose]

This has just proven to me that Dylan is my favorite male Starkid. The amount of emotion he can convey with a single note is insane. Whether it's malice, regret, joy, fear--it just comes across so clear.

[@mariar.4893]

This video switched from funny to emotional over and over so fast it gave me whiplash

[@gingerbv1343]

this is "i never had a pony" erasure