"Best" Military Experiences - Campfire Stories

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mikeburnfire

mikeburnfire

Күн бұрын

As it turns out, "most memorable" does not always mean "best"
/ mikeburnfire
Nonstop - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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@mulligan4981
@mulligan4981 4 жыл бұрын
“Hey Beavis, wanna invade Iraq?” I want that to be my text tone.
@DavidSadler
@DavidSadler 4 жыл бұрын
yes
@piratekingthaszar7912
@piratekingthaszar7912 4 жыл бұрын
I need that on a hoodie
@dannuman6510
@dannuman6510 4 жыл бұрын
3:35 for those that want to hear it again
@theburgerking1236
@theburgerking1236 3 жыл бұрын
I can see that being an episode tbh
@Jsummers-qw4lg
@Jsummers-qw4lg 3 жыл бұрын
@@dannuman6510 ty
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 4 жыл бұрын
"Private, I haven't seen you during yesterdays stealth training!" - "Thank you, sir!"
@Scotch20
@Scotch20 2 жыл бұрын
Real funny until the drill sergeant hears you call him sir.
@Ant-jr8ty
@Ant-jr8ty Жыл бұрын
​@@Scotch20 depends where you are in your training. I know in the marines you refer to them as sir until you do the reaper or whatever the east coast equivalent is.
@Registered_Google_User
@Registered_Google_User Жыл бұрын
​@@Ant-jr8tywhat is the reaper?
@Obi_Airsoft
@Obi_Airsoft Жыл бұрын
@@Registered_Google_User it’s the final hill climb during the Crucible
@Imperium_protector
@Imperium_protector Жыл бұрын
Real funny when the grammar actually makes sense
@justcullen9304
@justcullen9304 4 жыл бұрын
"Did I tell you about the time that I applied to be a fireman?" My father, a fireman: Oh you poor fool.
@KapitainvonHass
@KapitainvonHass 4 жыл бұрын
Having been in the FD for 3 years as a teenager being an Explorer, as it's called. I had that same thought lmao
@bromedyblank
@bromedyblank 4 жыл бұрын
@@KapitainvonHass oh hey a fellow explorer except I was for my local PD
@ilovecheetos26
@ilovecheetos26 4 жыл бұрын
Firefighter was my very first job and oh boy do you get to see a lot of stuff most 18 year olds don't.
@KapitainvonHass
@KapitainvonHass 4 жыл бұрын
@@bromedyblank oh cool! I knew a couple of those kids since we went to school together like our whole lives
@johnbeauvais3159
@johnbeauvais3159 4 жыл бұрын
Yep, my father did 30 years, most of my childhood was recited with “Don’t become a fireman, go to school and get a better job
@R4ZOR154
@R4ZOR154 4 жыл бұрын
“We’re gonna need you to join the US Navy” Gonna he honest I expect him to say it was an ad for a male stripper but that was even funnier.
@Fordring1776
@Fordring1776 4 жыл бұрын
Same thing
@notgray88
@notgray88 4 жыл бұрын
what's the difference?
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 жыл бұрын
@@notgray88 the difference is I'd rather be a stripper
@thecursed01
@thecursed01 Ай бұрын
Yvan eht nioj!
@OrbInDaFrame
@OrbInDaFrame 4 жыл бұрын
I swear these campfire stories are getting better and better by the day
@theta682pl
@theta682pl 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing will ever top anger management
@guitardunce7571
@guitardunce7571 4 жыл бұрын
I think Wild Hog will be my favorite for a very very long time tbh
@OrbInDaFrame
@OrbInDaFrame 4 жыл бұрын
@@guitardunce7571 that actually was my favorite one
@mjpraetorian4386
@mjpraetorian4386 4 жыл бұрын
@@theta682pl that was my favourite as well
@Dr-Dino2077
@Dr-Dino2077 4 жыл бұрын
@@theta682pl I agree with you soon much
@rickardspaghetti
@rickardspaghetti 4 жыл бұрын
What I got out of this is that bards are real and they're in the army.
@John-Doe-Nobody
@John-Doe-Nobody 4 жыл бұрын
Yes and no. Bards tell interesting and compelling stories in a skillful way. The Military is just writhe with stories, a lot of which don't need skill to be compelling. Some Bards are born from it though.
@Altair0fNone
@Altair0fNone 4 жыл бұрын
How else will we win wars we need stat buffs from the bards.
@why_not_guitar
@why_not_guitar 3 жыл бұрын
I thought they where all bardbarians
@hirokira8335
@hirokira8335 3 жыл бұрын
@@why_not_guitar the marines are the barbarians. Army is more of being a fighter or ranger.
@Meme-Weeb-Dweeb
@Meme-Weeb-Dweeb 8 ай бұрын
​@hirokira8335 Marines do have rangers, they have K9 units. You can usually multiclass if you take the right job. Base Classes of the military are Marines - Barbarians, not everyone can be a good barbarian, you have to go through hell and fury to be one. Army - Fighter, a basic role with lots of variety if you're creative Navy - Wizard Air Force - Sorcerer (For pilots specifically), not everyone can be an Air Force pilot it takes innate talent and hard work to become one. Coast Guard - Warlock, their patron is the US Navy. Space Force - Artificer, no one understands them outside of a basic synopsis and if you do, you're weird. *This is a joke and mostly my opinion btw
@ModernCowBoy113
@ModernCowBoy113 4 жыл бұрын
Omg the nipple thing has me tearing up from laughing
@ulyssessphoenix2745
@ulyssessphoenix2745 4 жыл бұрын
I read that and I was like no way it can be that funny now I'm in tears.
@Floodbait_117
@Floodbait_117 4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@terrilackend2422
@terrilackend2422 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@Jacob-yg7lz
@Jacob-yg7lz 3 жыл бұрын
Same I think I'm gonna puke
@hariman7727
@hariman7727 3 жыл бұрын
This one just got funnier and funnier!
@jf7317
@jf7317 4 жыл бұрын
"Top of the mountain drill sergeant" killed me. I'm glad you guys are doing more campfire stories, always a good laugh.
@Kesssuli
@Kesssuli 4 жыл бұрын
There was kind of funny case in my army time when we started our service. There was oneguy who wasnt too happy to be there and most likely wanted to make himself to totall idiot just to get out. Well on next day on the morning he was kind of driving imaginary motorcycle on the hallways and making motor sounds. That ended when one sergeant grapped his shoulder and kind of jumped on backseat and told him to go on because they seems to have same destination. Never seen man to paralyze that badly. It have been over 10 years and still remember way too good when every guy on near bursted to laught. And yes that guy got out in same evening.
@FirstGameFreak1000
@FirstGameFreak1000 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is a legend. Hes the only o e to have made it to the top of the mountain. That's like if somebody got told to push texas and the stood up and said "I moved it!" Or from doing flutter kicks to say "I made it across the ocean!"
@harrisonleon577
@harrisonleon577 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Mr_Itchy
@Mr_Itchy 4 жыл бұрын
I liked the one about the *tall guy* because I'm the same way
@StealthTheFoxz
@StealthTheFoxz 3 жыл бұрын
@@FirstGameFreak1000 PUUSH!
@chaselegoman
@chaselegoman 4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a friend of mine who enlisted. He wanted to be Military Police, and when he went to the recruiter and told him this, the recruiter picked up his phone (without dialling a number), put it down after 30 seconds and said "Sorry, we don't need any more MPs for this year. How about infantry?" That was the first time he noticed something fishy.
@smileman4746
@smileman4746 4 жыл бұрын
In basic we had a guy not bring his Camelback. Our SDS told him "You see that" he is pointing at a yeti water container. " That's your water source for the day." This dude brought it everywhere including into the defac it was hilarious.
@teslashark
@teslashark 4 жыл бұрын
Apparently Sgts are allowed to fill camelbacks with alcohol
@jamesharding3459
@jamesharding3459 3 жыл бұрын
@@teslashark Allowed? No. Officers pretending we don’t know? Sometimes.
@iateseveralpoundsofsemtex1577
@iateseveralpoundsofsemtex1577 Жыл бұрын
I saw something similar in basic too. only one time did this kid forget his camelback, and he was made to haul around a jerry can with water as his water source for the day, while his DS wore the kids camelback.
@dudeniminecraft
@dudeniminecraft 4 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the campfire stories. I hope there will be more after the Eliza mod.
@xdlol1177
@xdlol1177 4 жыл бұрын
There will always be more campfire stories, after all, what is Mike supposed to do with all the dialogue that he cuts out from the main series?
@dudeniminecraft
@dudeniminecraft 4 жыл бұрын
@@xdlol1177 True that
@charcoal4742
@charcoal4742 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@Shaape07
@Shaape07 4 жыл бұрын
I here before anyone asks how there's comment from a week ago it's because patreon
@HamisGood12
@HamisGood12 4 жыл бұрын
This comment is from a week ago, KZbin is most definitely drunk.
@moomoo1984
@moomoo1984 4 жыл бұрын
What would be amazing is a whole podcast of these stories.
@bluebear3812
@bluebear3812 4 жыл бұрын
Well, there is a a playlist with 24 videos.
@twisted_fo0l
@twisted_fo0l 4 жыл бұрын
@@bluebear3812 ITS NOT ENOUGH
@orangegradient4309
@orangegradient4309 4 жыл бұрын
Patrolling the mojave must make you wish for a nuclear winter, huh?
@TheBonesMalone
@TheBonesMalone 4 жыл бұрын
@@orangegradient4309 Oh hecc no
@idontwanttolifeanymore8477
@idontwanttolifeanymore8477 3 жыл бұрын
@@twisted_fo0l it will never be enough
@gushyjushy
@gushyjushy 4 жыл бұрын
All great stories start with: "Did I ever tell you about..."
@nostalgiaof98
@nostalgiaof98 4 жыл бұрын
Unless Ellis says it
@Ghettojaku
@Ghettojaku 4 жыл бұрын
@@nostalgiaof98 his are the greatest
@katatonikbliss
@katatonikbliss 3 жыл бұрын
@@nostalgiaof98 you're right, those aren't great stories they're legendary
@Xboxzilla
@Xboxzilla 4 жыл бұрын
Problem: "I reached the top of the mountain, Drill Sergeant!" Solution: "THEN CLIMB BACK DOWN, MAGGOT!!! YOU CAN'T STAND UP THERE FOREVER AND STILL TRAIN!!!!!"
@danielmcfarlan1035
@danielmcfarlan1035 4 жыл бұрын
"is that an al-qaeda? Hold on, i got my trumpet..." *plays The Lick*
@migueeeelet
@migueeeelet 3 жыл бұрын
tu-ru-ru-Ru-ru, ru ru!
@bassforhire555
@bassforhire555 3 жыл бұрын
@@migueeeelet I heard it lol
@Watcher1105
@Watcher1105 2 жыл бұрын
GOD DAMMIT NO
@doomqwer
@doomqwer 2 жыл бұрын
ah yes yes careless whispers that one has been a meme for ages hell I saw it pop up again lately.
@Soron661
@Soron661 4 жыл бұрын
the story involving the drill sergeant grabbing the guy's "nipple" got me to laugh so hard my vision started getting blurry along with my gut and head beginning to ache.
@katatonikbliss
@katatonikbliss 2 жыл бұрын
i think you have carbon monoxide poisoning
@av-8bharrier823
@av-8bharrier823 4 жыл бұрын
imagine being wallpaper but having a shitty ACU hydro dipped wallpaper being yelled at for getting 4 packets of crackers
@jan_Travis
@jan_Travis 4 жыл бұрын
Then have to chubby bunny the Soldier's Creed. That part made me laugh sooo hard.
@dragan2324
@dragan2324 4 жыл бұрын
Grandma's floral couch, 4 packets of crackers perched atop it, being yelled at
@westernstealth873
@westernstealth873 4 жыл бұрын
@@dragan2324 UCP: Universal ‘Coach’ Pattern
@isalt5
@isalt5 7 ай бұрын
​@@westernstealth873 UCP: Ugly Couch Pattern
@CrowInAHat
@CrowInAHat 4 жыл бұрын
3 campfire stories in a row YES!
@goast_the_vixen7428
@goast_the_vixen7428 4 жыл бұрын
Is one with four
@CrowInAHat
@CrowInAHat 4 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaaaaa!
@prjndigo
@prjndigo 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact. My dad left AF in 1970 (radar watching soviet radar systems) and was *reserve activated* in 1990 to go teach the basics. Once you sign that Selective Service form... you are IRR for the rest of your walking-without-crutches life.
@DaxTCrowley
@DaxTCrowley 4 жыл бұрын
I imagine Zach singing Teenage dirtbag in a convoy
@MD_Films
@MD_Films 4 жыл бұрын
Generation Kill
@giovannicervantes2053
@giovannicervantes2053 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah he would be the guy to also have like a 8 track or something
@hariman7727
@hariman7727 3 жыл бұрын
*Band Convoy starts playing Megalovania. All the nerds in Al Qaeda run.*
@giovannicervantes2053
@giovannicervantes2053 3 жыл бұрын
@@MD_Films *Man comes around starts playing in distance*
@terminator572
@terminator572 2 жыл бұрын
CAUSE I AM A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY
@isaac2990
@isaac2990 4 жыл бұрын
"I reached the top of the mountain drill sergeant!" That last one had me laughing
@sirapple589
@sirapple589 4 жыл бұрын
1:40 Small arms but can still afford to hire someone to get things off the top shelf? Literally small arms with deep pockets.
@PoPFopskyX3
@PoPFopskyX3 4 жыл бұрын
i have been singled out before a long time ago when i was in the mitary in my country, i got literally shark attacked my three DS's and i started getting nervous, and the way i respond to this situation is i start to laugh uncontrolably, i dont know why, but i started laughing, amd laughing and i couldn't stop, eventualy i have to kneel down on the floor because my Belly hurt, i have no more strenght, i have tears all over my eyes and face and i cant stop laughing. i swear to god, they had to call the medic and later they said that if that kept any longer i might have ended up dead.
@mandriceugen7809
@mandriceugen7809 4 жыл бұрын
I have that response too, it's the worse when someone starts to tell you abouts something serious and you try to stifle that laugh
@WingMaster562
@WingMaster562 4 жыл бұрын
That is some unique defense mechanism to cope on stress.
@unluckycatfish6866
@unluckycatfish6866 3 жыл бұрын
@@WingMaster562 its actually a surprisingly common thing and its pretty disturbing
@jamesharding3459
@jamesharding3459 3 жыл бұрын
@@WingMaster562 It’s not uncommon. It’s how I deal with stress.
@wokedog1799
@wokedog1799 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder what the DSs were thinking when you started laughing uncontrollably
@antoniop3080
@antoniop3080 4 жыл бұрын
I spent years on youtube and only recently discovered this channel. The question that springs to to mind is wether good reccomender systems are a pre-war thing or a pre-pre-war thing
@ilimitadouc
@ilimitadouc 4 жыл бұрын
I found this channel right when it started because I wanted to watch a playthrough at the time, so I have been following these two for a while but KZbin could have a better topic finder
@delta-a17
@delta-a17 4 жыл бұрын
I found this channel through the gun rant video.
@thatdudnum67potatoe45
@thatdudnum67potatoe45 4 жыл бұрын
@@delta-a17 same
@themadhammer3305
@themadhammer3305 4 жыл бұрын
@@delta-a17 yup that randomly turned up on my recommend page one day to. I wonder how many subs found this channel due to that one video
@SpartanChief17C
@SpartanChief17C 4 жыл бұрын
@@themadhammer3305 I did lol. My friend (who is now a marine) had shown me a video or two from Mike, but I had largely forgotten about them until I stumbled on the Gun Rant earlier this semester
@revan7383
@revan7383 4 жыл бұрын
When mike said he applied to be a fireman, I read the subtitle wrong and thought he said "I applied to become a firearm"
@dragan2324
@dragan2324 4 жыл бұрын
That's how Zach and Mike met
@WisteriaDrake
@WisteriaDrake 3 жыл бұрын
@@dragan2324 I can see it now: Mike is the dumbass Marine and misread "Firearm" as "Fireman", and met Zach, who was desperate to get any job involving firearms. When Mike's mistake was discovered, Zach was told to disassemble Mike, and Mike just rolled with it while Zach ranted.
@anarchomando7707
@anarchomando7707 3 жыл бұрын
@@WisteriaDrake why does it seem like this is part of some weird sex thing
@CErra310
@CErra310 3 жыл бұрын
@@anarchomando7707 this is what us boys like to call a Brojob
@anarchomando7707
@anarchomando7707 3 жыл бұрын
@@CErra310 I like this
@ODST_Parker
@ODST_Parker 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like making a drill instructor laugh is one of the greatest achievements a person can have in life.
@x_savblue_x9469
@x_savblue_x9469 4 жыл бұрын
The stories are awesome also hoping everyone’s weekend is going well
@librarianseth5572
@librarianseth5572 4 жыл бұрын
I just got an F on an online test. Barring that, my weekend's going pretty well - tonight's stew night!
@ModernCowBoy113
@ModernCowBoy113 4 жыл бұрын
I found my old challenge coin while cleaning
@Goblintom
@Goblintom 4 жыл бұрын
Best damn weekend...since...ever.
@Arcfire21
@Arcfire21 4 жыл бұрын
Buddy from High school brought me some homemade sweets he's selling, so pretty well I'd say
@xyrenegade
@xyrenegade 4 жыл бұрын
You too
@HewhoTalkswithTics
@HewhoTalkswithTics 4 жыл бұрын
“Ahh, that’s my nipple, drill sergeant!” I needed that laugh, thank you!
@Epicmonk117
@Epicmonk117 3 ай бұрын
12:21 Making the drill sargeant break character has got to be one of the highlights of that guy’s military career.
@greyman7605
@greyman7605 4 жыл бұрын
Warning: next part is gross skip if eating!! Me-eating chips mmmmmmhm go on. It came out like a snakes jaw unhinged! Me-choking on potato chips cus that made me laugh instantly. Edit-the nipple thing made me choke again, eff these chips im done lol
@vizunalvarez883
@vizunalvarez883 4 жыл бұрын
I'm dying XD
@richardlont4480
@richardlont4480 4 жыл бұрын
Better choking on them than having a pointy part stab your gums
@beskarbaron6503
@beskarbaron6503 4 жыл бұрын
I was drinking soda at the time. I choked, vomited, and shot some out of my nose, all at once.
@greyman7605
@greyman7605 4 жыл бұрын
Update-i was watching another vid and ate some more chips and choked due to laughing again I threw the chips away for my own safety.
@THEBloodReign100
@THEBloodReign100 4 жыл бұрын
oh yeah, the MRE shits both hurt really bad but feel so good because you've had that in you for at least 3 days
@ibad850
@ibad850 4 жыл бұрын
12:32 IS THE BEST PART OMG, XD
@arpadkis6991
@arpadkis6991 4 жыл бұрын
I fucking agree
@Peanutgaming27
@Peanutgaming27 4 жыл бұрын
The bevis and butthead skit had me dying lmao
@derekmensch3601
@derekmensch3601 4 жыл бұрын
The second Mike mentioned mountain climbers I knew were it was going. My friend did the same thing
@RIGaming7110
@RIGaming7110 4 жыл бұрын
I know what Zach means by being a sensitive boy...I cry almost all the time when multiple people yell at me, sometimes it's 1 person...
@reikatheglaceon4426
@reikatheglaceon4426 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@keiferminehart4582
@keiferminehart4582 4 жыл бұрын
"I reached the top of the mountain Sargent!" What a legend 👍👍
@therabbitfollower5550
@therabbitfollower5550 3 жыл бұрын
"Ahh, that's my nipple drill sergant" will never fail to kill my lungs.
@Harbinger421
@Harbinger421 4 жыл бұрын
I died on the last three stories. Tears streaming down my face they were so good!
@dasapetrikova7834
@dasapetrikova7834 4 жыл бұрын
I just remembered story my grandpa told me from his time in the army. One time when they were on pistol range observed by some lieutenants, majors and captains. And one of gradpas buddies turns to him with a sly grin. He slightly pulls out the magazine from pistol so that it is still inside but incapable of feeding bullets into chamber, checks whether a bullet is in chamber and then with this pistol aimed he turns to the officers asking: "Am I supposed to shoot?!" and then cue all of them hitting the ground. I don't know if that dude got punished for that gradpa didn't say and I can't ask him anymore. Also if you are curious what kind of pistol it was then I don't know. Grandpa just said pistol but if you know what was standard issue for Czechoslovak army in like 1950s then it was probably that.
@crimsonshade912
@crimsonshade912 4 жыл бұрын
Probably a CZ 52.
@nikkishocker1
@nikkishocker1 4 жыл бұрын
This is fun to listen to while eating breakfast...especially the MRE part 😂
@Floyd-94
@Floyd-94 4 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend and I love watching these together, you guys tell the absolute best stories and we love them! Just wanted to say thank you for making the best content I ever randomly came across, really makes my girl’s day when I can just tell her, “Hey, there’s another Campfire Stories video” and she just lights up like she got to put an M203 on her gun for no good reason.
@Nate-ms4be
@Nate-ms4be 4 жыл бұрын
Never clicked so fast in my life
@NomadTheProtogen
@NomadTheProtogen 4 жыл бұрын
Nice username.
@Nate-ms4be
@Nate-ms4be 4 жыл бұрын
@@NomadTheProtogen Thank you
@8vantor8
@8vantor8 4 жыл бұрын
Brothers we found one
@commissarvincentdaltrevely8269
@commissarvincentdaltrevely8269 4 жыл бұрын
where's the inquisition, we found another one!
@jonahmiller988
@jonahmiller988 4 жыл бұрын
Story time the army had litteraly called my family and trying to enlist me. Mom told them i am autistic.... Recruter hangs up
@arx3516
@arx3516 4 жыл бұрын
Back in ww2 my grandfather had to blackmail his superior officer to avoid being sent to fight in Russia!
@notforsaletoday1895
@notforsaletoday1895 4 жыл бұрын
@@arx3516 Lmao what a lad
@thelonecourier3439
@thelonecourier3439 4 жыл бұрын
@@arx3516 wait if you’re grandfather was meant to fight in Russia does that mean- never mind
@steelbear2063
@steelbear2063 4 жыл бұрын
@@arx3516 Why would your grandfather even fight in Russia?
@Fourtytwo4242
@Fourtytwo4242 4 жыл бұрын
@@steelbear2063 He was most likely a german Soldier poor bastard...
@joesumpter7740
@joesumpter7740 4 жыл бұрын
I was literally watching the camp stories bru right as I started it
@duhameldustin6487
@duhameldustin6487 4 жыл бұрын
I just ate the best MRE cookie ever "Oatmeal cookie chocolate covered"
@ultamitgamermike
@ultamitgamermike 4 жыл бұрын
Oh boy! while in the navy basic recruit care unit, the RDC's found a snack in someone's bunk and they inspected everyone's rack. 15/40 recruits had food and one guy had the bottom of his garment bag full of cookie wrappers. For punishment? The fit for full duty were ITE'd (that includes me).
@BloodBeast14
@BloodBeast14 4 жыл бұрын
Gotta admit having a beer with these guys would probably be hilarious
@aolan_gren5892
@aolan_gren5892 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god the nipple one, made me choke with laughter
@patrickcrabb6212
@patrickcrabb6212 Ай бұрын
I went to an Army recruiter, contract reservation came up eventually, and was directly told that whatever contract I signed would be doubled because of the IRR. Like, no bullshit. Mostly because my main recruiter was an older 11B with I think 3 years left to retirement.
@goldensentinel7715
@goldensentinel7715 4 жыл бұрын
12:54 I didn't know your voice could go that high of an octave.
@ShadowFang1996
@ShadowFang1996 4 жыл бұрын
Watching these during lunch in the break room and trying not to cry from holding back laughter is possibly one of the hardest things I've ever done.
@Suchsdirhaltaus
@Suchsdirhaltaus 4 жыл бұрын
9:43 it kinda hurts but also makes me so happy at the same time that he uses verboten xD
@dubiouscollector9763
@dubiouscollector9763 3 жыл бұрын
"Thas my nipple" Holy shit my lungs almost got out of my mouth
@sabbagels
@sabbagels 4 жыл бұрын
10:25 - That reminds me of when I broke my elbow while I was on a road crew. I still was able to work, but as part of my physical therapy, while everyone else was sweeping or doing required physical warmups, I got to do reps with a five pound weight to prevent my elbow from ending up stuck in place when it healed.
@BrandonSwinney-j2v
@BrandonSwinney-j2v 3 ай бұрын
When Mike said "it was like a snake's jaw unhinged" it took me a second to realize what he meant by that. I thought he was talking about the turd
@_mroutlash_7963
@_mroutlash_7963 4 жыл бұрын
I needed this in my life. I'm studying for my next exams and this helped break the suffering of studying:))))
@mucci8172
@mucci8172 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite live round checks before going to the barracks was “NO BRASS NO ASS DRILL SERGEANT, WEAPON ON SAFE”
@Z0inks.
@Z0inks. 4 жыл бұрын
Hopefully I will have stories like these when I get out of Marine Boot Camp
@user-iq4sr2mu1j
@user-iq4sr2mu1j 4 жыл бұрын
You definitely will.The military will give you memories you will never forget about.
@gunslingermando8275
@gunslingermando8275 2 жыл бұрын
Ah the 2 week MRE poop. The thing that no matter how many times you experience it, you will feel the need to call for a medic out of fear
@MrMoustaffa
@MrMoustaffa 4 жыл бұрын
5:15 this is even funnier to me because when I graduated high school, an army recruiter tried to convince me to join the army marching band because I was big into music. Guitar music to be exact. His words "Ah don't worry, I'm sure they could teach you cymbals or something" I knew that was just a trick to get me into infantry, but to hear that the actual marching band guys got deployed to be gunners would be hilarious if it weren't so sad. That was about 10 years ago now when they were desperate for troops and now I see why.
@danielrollins7426
@danielrollins7426 4 жыл бұрын
I love that one says drill instructor and the other says drill sergeant. Really accentuates the difference in branches.
@chaosstorm0967
@chaosstorm0967 4 жыл бұрын
Campfire Stories is probably my favorite segment you guys do, and I'm so glad I found the channel.
@camdude7234
@camdude7234 2 жыл бұрын
I just started watching these and they are pure gold
@TheKevinFanClub526
@TheKevinFanClub526 4 жыл бұрын
Love your guy's style. Inspired by this, I started working on a podcast with a good friend of mine. Just us chatting with discord due to Covid. We chat about random news, culture, and personal stories. Thank you for bringing the joy.
@Davidagain98
@Davidagain98 Жыл бұрын
Hey bud, hope you’re doing well! How is the podcast going? how’s your buddy doing?
@TheKevinFanClub526
@TheKevinFanClub526 Жыл бұрын
@@Davidagain98 The podcast is still going on. My friend graduated and found a job. It's been a while but it's been good.
@SuperInsanewolf
@SuperInsanewolf 3 жыл бұрын
"I've survived on MRE's for the last 3 days, the day of reckoning will soon arrive."
@gavindrums565
@gavindrums565 4 жыл бұрын
Mike was literally “shitting bricks”
@hoopchristine5202
@hoopchristine5202 4 жыл бұрын
I’m not much of a Fallout fan, but I keep coming back to these campfire videos. Thanks for making my day
@CharizardMaster69
@CharizardMaster69 4 жыл бұрын
that Dick Cheney and Bush idea, isn’t that just “That’s my Bush”
@doubledouble4g379
@doubledouble4g379 Жыл бұрын
2:06 - I imagine Roman Centurions having very similar conversations about joining the army 2000 years ago XD
@connermccaughey3911
@connermccaughey3911 4 жыл бұрын
I describe every one of my army experiences as the most fun I never want to have again
@jackjordanoreilly5138
@jackjordanoreilly5138 4 жыл бұрын
These guys should 100% make a podcast I’ve watched every single episode of fallout new Vegas and am always so interested in what these guys have to say
@Bortamert
@Bortamert 4 жыл бұрын
Seeing the differences between Iraq and Afghanistan was very interesting. I think most people in the US assume they’re similar, but it’s quite the opposite.
@PoliceTelephoneBox
@PoliceTelephoneBox 3 жыл бұрын
The nipple story cracks me up no matter how many times I've heard it, I mean full on can't stop laughing with tears in my eyes. The delivery is so perfect. Thank you for this video, so much.🤣
@gib-
@gib- 4 жыл бұрын
My Birthday and a new Campfire Stories in 1 day oh yea!
@x_savblue_x9469
@x_savblue_x9469 4 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday
@kalbatoss
@kalbatoss 4 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday
@thomaslionel9833
@thomaslionel9833 4 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday
@dryfox11
@dryfox11 4 жыл бұрын
“Play freebird!” Alright that f*ckin got me
@dylanfenton1280
@dylanfenton1280 4 жыл бұрын
The military stories make me so excited to ship out
@noneedtoknow07
@noneedtoknow07 4 жыл бұрын
Wait until you get there...
@milk1472
@milk1472 4 жыл бұрын
@@noneedtoknow07 results may vary
@ILikeTheThingsIDo
@ILikeTheThingsIDo 4 жыл бұрын
Just don't go to Fort Polk.
@dylanfenton1280
@dylanfenton1280 4 жыл бұрын
@@ILikeTheThingsIDo dunno if marines get stationed there
@Callmedonks
@Callmedonks 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah idk bruh that enthusiasm is gonna die REAL quick when you get into the normal day to day bullshit.
@Boneworm852
@Boneworm852 4 жыл бұрын
Started binging your vids yesterday and they are fantastic. I'm sure someone's mentioned this before but having a gunsmith and a water purification specialist in the Wasteland is so apt and hilarious.
@fetusdeletus9266
@fetusdeletus9266 4 жыл бұрын
Little did Zach know that he was gonna be caught by the balls for 8 long years when he signed up
@HovektheArtist
@HovektheArtist 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the military was wanting people so much they were sending musicians to the front lines yet i got turned down with a 98 on the asvab because i have adhd
@carlstewart7844
@carlstewart7844 4 жыл бұрын
These boys need to start a podcast
@discordinmymind6565
@discordinmymind6565 4 жыл бұрын
Mike, you are a god for putting out so many of these. I'm not used to them coming out in relatively rapid succession; so thank you for the great content and hope you and the crew are doing alright
@FizzyS0da
@FizzyS0da Жыл бұрын
I agree some stories are fun and interesting. In Islam, Christianity and Judaism we aren't allowed to compare partners with God, since God is one. Dont blame ya, many folk are ignorant in the world and don't teach the younger generations about religion and the importance of God's name. Please edit the comment to change the vocabulary, replace the word God. You are a great dude* etc. Thanks. Have a nice weekend.
@niller88
@niller88 4 жыл бұрын
I could listen to your military stories all day, they always crack me up!
@Reiven76
@Reiven76 3 жыл бұрын
"where are thouse weapons, Saddam?" fucking cracked me up so hard 💀💀💀💀💀
@waterninja4153
@waterninja4153 4 жыл бұрын
I wish I could sit and just listen to them talk about their stories for hours
@reapgod2172
@reapgod2172 4 жыл бұрын
You two are actually the only thing keeping me on this platform. Your stories and fallout commentary are the best. Thank u guys, and keep up the amazing stories
@czarneyr7874
@czarneyr7874 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you guys doing more of these they always bring a smile to my face
@wags6961
@wags6961 3 жыл бұрын
The corn fed country boy one had me spitting out my water.
@thederphimself
@thederphimself 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Mike and Zach I just wanted to say I love all of your videos and stories
@zackfake1253
@zackfake1253 4 жыл бұрын
Im loving the influx of campfire stories, these military tales are always the best part of any video
@goth-ihop
@goth-ihop 4 жыл бұрын
the "THAT'S MY NIPPLE DS" had me dying
@joshuaGBader
@joshuaGBader Жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@EVOLUTION2196
@EVOLUTION2196 4 жыл бұрын
You should make a podcast talking about the incompetence of the milatary that should get u a many episodes
@allgodsnomasters2822
@allgodsnomasters2822 4 жыл бұрын
they'd be really good on What A Hell of A Way To Die or Eyes Left
@terencepaul7475
@terencepaul7475 4 жыл бұрын
8:05 oh thanks, I was eating cereals for breakfast (koko krunch) when I saw the warning then I thought "meh it couldn't be that bad right?" .... I was wrong.... it was THAT bad.... xD haha
@FitzChivalryFarseer2
@FitzChivalryFarseer2 4 жыл бұрын
"I reached the top of the mountain" wish I thought of that but then again would have been best if I was brain dead at the time... I was the favorite as it was already and even some other instructors knew me :/
@PeefSpogdar
@PeefSpogdar 4 жыл бұрын
Hey props to you guys for the gross warning, I was actually eating some good ass homemade chili. Kudos boys be back later
@PeefSpogdar
@PeefSpogdar 4 жыл бұрын
I'm back
@AliceLoverdrive
@AliceLoverdrive 4 жыл бұрын
When Mike started that bit about firemen, I initially thought that the actual job was being a stripper in fireman costume.
@andreipintea9333
@andreipintea9333 4 жыл бұрын
You two should really consider opening a secondary channel dedicated for these stories. Like a podcast type-thing, maybe, where you tell military stories, maybe have buddies from back then share stories too. Also, a segment with Zach talking about guns would be awesome!
@miacullen1431
@miacullen1431 4 жыл бұрын
Tbh I really love the stories a lot of them make me laugh and smile
@Kingjujukug
@Kingjujukug 4 жыл бұрын
I swear these stories are the only things that make me full on laugh. its great and I cant thank you enough
@The_Distortionist_Waits
@The_Distortionist_Waits 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing makes me laugh harder than your stories, never run out, please, I beg of you
@thebeach7196
@thebeach7196 4 жыл бұрын
I could watch these story/campfire videos for hours! They're so funny and entertaining, please never stop making videos you guys.
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