As it turns out, "most memorable" does not always mean "best" / mikeburnfire Nonstop - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons...
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@mulligan49814 жыл бұрын
“Hey Beavis, wanna invade Iraq?” I want that to be my text tone.
@DavidSadler4 жыл бұрын
yes
@piratekingthaszar79124 жыл бұрын
I need that on a hoodie
@dannuman65104 жыл бұрын
3:35 for those that want to hear it again
@theburgerking12363 жыл бұрын
I can see that being an episode tbh
@Jsummers-qw4lg3 жыл бұрын
@@dannuman6510 ty
@HappyBeezerStudios4 жыл бұрын
"Private, I haven't seen you during yesterdays stealth training!" - "Thank you, sir!"
@Scotch202 жыл бұрын
Real funny until the drill sergeant hears you call him sir.
@Ant-jr8ty Жыл бұрын
@@Scotch20 depends where you are in your training. I know in the marines you refer to them as sir until you do the reaper or whatever the east coast equivalent is.
@Registered_Google_User Жыл бұрын
@@Ant-jr8tywhat is the reaper?
@Obi_Airsoft Жыл бұрын
@@Registered_Google_User it’s the final hill climb during the Crucible
@Imperium_protector Жыл бұрын
Real funny when the grammar actually makes sense
@justcullen93044 жыл бұрын
"Did I tell you about the time that I applied to be a fireman?" My father, a fireman: Oh you poor fool.
@KapitainvonHass4 жыл бұрын
Having been in the FD for 3 years as a teenager being an Explorer, as it's called. I had that same thought lmao
@bromedyblank4 жыл бұрын
@@KapitainvonHass oh hey a fellow explorer except I was for my local PD
@ilovecheetos264 жыл бұрын
Firefighter was my very first job and oh boy do you get to see a lot of stuff most 18 year olds don't.
@KapitainvonHass4 жыл бұрын
@@bromedyblank oh cool! I knew a couple of those kids since we went to school together like our whole lives
@johnbeauvais31594 жыл бұрын
Yep, my father did 30 years, most of my childhood was recited with “Don’t become a fireman, go to school and get a better job
@R4ZOR1544 жыл бұрын
“We’re gonna need you to join the US Navy” Gonna he honest I expect him to say it was an ad for a male stripper but that was even funnier.
@Fordring17764 жыл бұрын
Same thing
@notgray884 жыл бұрын
what's the difference?
@fukkthisnewupdate88823 жыл бұрын
@@notgray88 the difference is I'd rather be a stripper
@thecursed01Ай бұрын
Yvan eht nioj!
@OrbInDaFrame4 жыл бұрын
I swear these campfire stories are getting better and better by the day
@theta682pl4 жыл бұрын
Nothing will ever top anger management
@guitardunce75714 жыл бұрын
I think Wild Hog will be my favorite for a very very long time tbh
@OrbInDaFrame4 жыл бұрын
@@guitardunce7571 that actually was my favorite one
@mjpraetorian43864 жыл бұрын
@@theta682pl that was my favourite as well
@Dr-Dino20774 жыл бұрын
@@theta682pl I agree with you soon much
@rickardspaghetti4 жыл бұрын
What I got out of this is that bards are real and they're in the army.
@John-Doe-Nobody4 жыл бұрын
Yes and no. Bards tell interesting and compelling stories in a skillful way. The Military is just writhe with stories, a lot of which don't need skill to be compelling. Some Bards are born from it though.
@Altair0fNone4 жыл бұрын
How else will we win wars we need stat buffs from the bards.
@why_not_guitar3 жыл бұрын
I thought they where all bardbarians
@hirokira83353 жыл бұрын
@@why_not_guitar the marines are the barbarians. Army is more of being a fighter or ranger.
@Meme-Weeb-Dweeb8 ай бұрын
@hirokira8335 Marines do have rangers, they have K9 units. You can usually multiclass if you take the right job. Base Classes of the military are Marines - Barbarians, not everyone can be a good barbarian, you have to go through hell and fury to be one. Army - Fighter, a basic role with lots of variety if you're creative Navy - Wizard Air Force - Sorcerer (For pilots specifically), not everyone can be an Air Force pilot it takes innate talent and hard work to become one. Coast Guard - Warlock, their patron is the US Navy. Space Force - Artificer, no one understands them outside of a basic synopsis and if you do, you're weird. *This is a joke and mostly my opinion btw
@ModernCowBoy1134 жыл бұрын
Omg the nipple thing has me tearing up from laughing
@ulyssessphoenix27454 жыл бұрын
I read that and I was like no way it can be that funny now I'm in tears.
@Floodbait_1174 жыл бұрын
Me too
@terrilackend24223 жыл бұрын
Same
@Jacob-yg7lz3 жыл бұрын
Same I think I'm gonna puke
@hariman77273 жыл бұрын
This one just got funnier and funnier!
@jf73174 жыл бұрын
"Top of the mountain drill sergeant" killed me. I'm glad you guys are doing more campfire stories, always a good laugh.
@Kesssuli4 жыл бұрын
There was kind of funny case in my army time when we started our service. There was oneguy who wasnt too happy to be there and most likely wanted to make himself to totall idiot just to get out. Well on next day on the morning he was kind of driving imaginary motorcycle on the hallways and making motor sounds. That ended when one sergeant grapped his shoulder and kind of jumped on backseat and told him to go on because they seems to have same destination. Never seen man to paralyze that badly. It have been over 10 years and still remember way too good when every guy on near bursted to laught. And yes that guy got out in same evening.
@FirstGameFreak10004 жыл бұрын
This guy is a legend. Hes the only o e to have made it to the top of the mountain. That's like if somebody got told to push texas and the stood up and said "I moved it!" Or from doing flutter kicks to say "I made it across the ocean!"
@harrisonleon5774 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Mr_Itchy4 жыл бұрын
I liked the one about the *tall guy* because I'm the same way
@StealthTheFoxz3 жыл бұрын
@@FirstGameFreak1000 PUUSH!
@chaselegoman4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a friend of mine who enlisted. He wanted to be Military Police, and when he went to the recruiter and told him this, the recruiter picked up his phone (without dialling a number), put it down after 30 seconds and said "Sorry, we don't need any more MPs for this year. How about infantry?" That was the first time he noticed something fishy.
@smileman47464 жыл бұрын
In basic we had a guy not bring his Camelback. Our SDS told him "You see that" he is pointing at a yeti water container. " That's your water source for the day." This dude brought it everywhere including into the defac it was hilarious.
@teslashark4 жыл бұрын
Apparently Sgts are allowed to fill camelbacks with alcohol
@jamesharding34593 жыл бұрын
@@teslashark Allowed? No. Officers pretending we don’t know? Sometimes.
@iateseveralpoundsofsemtex1577 Жыл бұрын
I saw something similar in basic too. only one time did this kid forget his camelback, and he was made to haul around a jerry can with water as his water source for the day, while his DS wore the kids camelback.
@dudeniminecraft4 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the campfire stories. I hope there will be more after the Eliza mod.
@xdlol11774 жыл бұрын
There will always be more campfire stories, after all, what is Mike supposed to do with all the dialogue that he cuts out from the main series?
@dudeniminecraft4 жыл бұрын
@@xdlol1177 True that
@charcoal47424 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@Shaape074 жыл бұрын
I here before anyone asks how there's comment from a week ago it's because patreon
@HamisGood124 жыл бұрын
This comment is from a week ago, KZbin is most definitely drunk.
@moomoo19844 жыл бұрын
What would be amazing is a whole podcast of these stories.
@bluebear38124 жыл бұрын
Well, there is a a playlist with 24 videos.
@twisted_fo0l4 жыл бұрын
@@bluebear3812 ITS NOT ENOUGH
@orangegradient43094 жыл бұрын
Patrolling the mojave must make you wish for a nuclear winter, huh?
@TheBonesMalone4 жыл бұрын
@@orangegradient4309 Oh hecc no
@idontwanttolifeanymore84773 жыл бұрын
@@twisted_fo0l it will never be enough
@gushyjushy4 жыл бұрын
All great stories start with: "Did I ever tell you about..."
@nostalgiaof984 жыл бұрын
Unless Ellis says it
@Ghettojaku4 жыл бұрын
@@nostalgiaof98 his are the greatest
@katatonikbliss3 жыл бұрын
@@nostalgiaof98 you're right, those aren't great stories they're legendary
@Xboxzilla4 жыл бұрын
Problem: "I reached the top of the mountain, Drill Sergeant!" Solution: "THEN CLIMB BACK DOWN, MAGGOT!!! YOU CAN'T STAND UP THERE FOREVER AND STILL TRAIN!!!!!"
@danielmcfarlan10354 жыл бұрын
"is that an al-qaeda? Hold on, i got my trumpet..." *plays The Lick*
@migueeeelet3 жыл бұрын
tu-ru-ru-Ru-ru, ru ru!
@bassforhire5553 жыл бұрын
@@migueeeelet I heard it lol
@Watcher11052 жыл бұрын
GOD DAMMIT NO
@doomqwer2 жыл бұрын
ah yes yes careless whispers that one has been a meme for ages hell I saw it pop up again lately.
@Soron6614 жыл бұрын
the story involving the drill sergeant grabbing the guy's "nipple" got me to laugh so hard my vision started getting blurry along with my gut and head beginning to ache.
@katatonikbliss2 жыл бұрын
i think you have carbon monoxide poisoning
@av-8bharrier8234 жыл бұрын
imagine being wallpaper but having a shitty ACU hydro dipped wallpaper being yelled at for getting 4 packets of crackers
@jan_Travis4 жыл бұрын
Then have to chubby bunny the Soldier's Creed. That part made me laugh sooo hard.
@dragan23244 жыл бұрын
Grandma's floral couch, 4 packets of crackers perched atop it, being yelled at
@westernstealth8734 жыл бұрын
@@dragan2324 UCP: Universal ‘Coach’ Pattern
@isalt57 ай бұрын
@@westernstealth873 UCP: Ugly Couch Pattern
@CrowInAHat4 жыл бұрын
3 campfire stories in a row YES!
@goast_the_vixen74284 жыл бұрын
Is one with four
@CrowInAHat4 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaaaaa!
@prjndigo2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact. My dad left AF in 1970 (radar watching soviet radar systems) and was *reserve activated* in 1990 to go teach the basics. Once you sign that Selective Service form... you are IRR for the rest of your walking-without-crutches life.
@DaxTCrowley4 жыл бұрын
I imagine Zach singing Teenage dirtbag in a convoy
@MD_Films4 жыл бұрын
Generation Kill
@giovannicervantes20533 жыл бұрын
Yeah he would be the guy to also have like a 8 track or something
@hariman77273 жыл бұрын
*Band Convoy starts playing Megalovania. All the nerds in Al Qaeda run.*
@giovannicervantes20533 жыл бұрын
@@MD_Films *Man comes around starts playing in distance*
@terminator5722 жыл бұрын
CAUSE I AM A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY
@isaac29904 жыл бұрын
"I reached the top of the mountain drill sergeant!" That last one had me laughing
@sirapple5894 жыл бұрын
1:40 Small arms but can still afford to hire someone to get things off the top shelf? Literally small arms with deep pockets.
@PoPFopskyX34 жыл бұрын
i have been singled out before a long time ago when i was in the mitary in my country, i got literally shark attacked my three DS's and i started getting nervous, and the way i respond to this situation is i start to laugh uncontrolably, i dont know why, but i started laughing, amd laughing and i couldn't stop, eventualy i have to kneel down on the floor because my Belly hurt, i have no more strenght, i have tears all over my eyes and face and i cant stop laughing. i swear to god, they had to call the medic and later they said that if that kept any longer i might have ended up dead.
@mandriceugen78094 жыл бұрын
I have that response too, it's the worse when someone starts to tell you abouts something serious and you try to stifle that laugh
@WingMaster5624 жыл бұрын
That is some unique defense mechanism to cope on stress.
@unluckycatfish68663 жыл бұрын
@@WingMaster562 its actually a surprisingly common thing and its pretty disturbing
@jamesharding34593 жыл бұрын
@@WingMaster562 It’s not uncommon. It’s how I deal with stress.
@wokedog17993 жыл бұрын
I wonder what the DSs were thinking when you started laughing uncontrollably
@antoniop30804 жыл бұрын
I spent years on youtube and only recently discovered this channel. The question that springs to to mind is wether good reccomender systems are a pre-war thing or a pre-pre-war thing
@ilimitadouc4 жыл бұрын
I found this channel right when it started because I wanted to watch a playthrough at the time, so I have been following these two for a while but KZbin could have a better topic finder
@delta-a174 жыл бұрын
I found this channel through the gun rant video.
@thatdudnum67potatoe454 жыл бұрын
@@delta-a17 same
@themadhammer33054 жыл бұрын
@@delta-a17 yup that randomly turned up on my recommend page one day to. I wonder how many subs found this channel due to that one video
@SpartanChief17C4 жыл бұрын
@@themadhammer3305 I did lol. My friend (who is now a marine) had shown me a video or two from Mike, but I had largely forgotten about them until I stumbled on the Gun Rant earlier this semester
@revan73834 жыл бұрын
When mike said he applied to be a fireman, I read the subtitle wrong and thought he said "I applied to become a firearm"
@dragan23244 жыл бұрын
That's how Zach and Mike met
@WisteriaDrake3 жыл бұрын
@@dragan2324 I can see it now: Mike is the dumbass Marine and misread "Firearm" as "Fireman", and met Zach, who was desperate to get any job involving firearms. When Mike's mistake was discovered, Zach was told to disassemble Mike, and Mike just rolled with it while Zach ranted.
@anarchomando77073 жыл бұрын
@@WisteriaDrake why does it seem like this is part of some weird sex thing
@CErra3103 жыл бұрын
@@anarchomando7707 this is what us boys like to call a Brojob
@anarchomando77073 жыл бұрын
@@CErra310 I like this
@ODST_Parker3 жыл бұрын
I feel like making a drill instructor laugh is one of the greatest achievements a person can have in life.
@x_savblue_x94694 жыл бұрын
The stories are awesome also hoping everyone’s weekend is going well
@librarianseth55724 жыл бұрын
I just got an F on an online test. Barring that, my weekend's going pretty well - tonight's stew night!
@ModernCowBoy1134 жыл бұрын
I found my old challenge coin while cleaning
@Goblintom4 жыл бұрын
Best damn weekend...since...ever.
@Arcfire214 жыл бұрын
Buddy from High school brought me some homemade sweets he's selling, so pretty well I'd say
@xyrenegade4 жыл бұрын
You too
@HewhoTalkswithTics4 жыл бұрын
“Ahh, that’s my nipple, drill sergeant!” I needed that laugh, thank you!
@Epicmonk1173 ай бұрын
12:21 Making the drill sargeant break character has got to be one of the highlights of that guy’s military career.
@greyman76054 жыл бұрын
Warning: next part is gross skip if eating!! Me-eating chips mmmmmmhm go on. It came out like a snakes jaw unhinged! Me-choking on potato chips cus that made me laugh instantly. Edit-the nipple thing made me choke again, eff these chips im done lol
@vizunalvarez8834 жыл бұрын
I'm dying XD
@richardlont44804 жыл бұрын
Better choking on them than having a pointy part stab your gums
@beskarbaron65034 жыл бұрын
I was drinking soda at the time. I choked, vomited, and shot some out of my nose, all at once.
@greyman76054 жыл бұрын
Update-i was watching another vid and ate some more chips and choked due to laughing again I threw the chips away for my own safety.
@THEBloodReign1004 жыл бұрын
oh yeah, the MRE shits both hurt really bad but feel so good because you've had that in you for at least 3 days
@ibad8504 жыл бұрын
12:32 IS THE BEST PART OMG, XD
@arpadkis69914 жыл бұрын
I fucking agree
@Peanutgaming274 жыл бұрын
The bevis and butthead skit had me dying lmao
@derekmensch36014 жыл бұрын
The second Mike mentioned mountain climbers I knew were it was going. My friend did the same thing
@RIGaming71104 жыл бұрын
I know what Zach means by being a sensitive boy...I cry almost all the time when multiple people yell at me, sometimes it's 1 person...
@reikatheglaceon44263 жыл бұрын
Same
@keiferminehart45824 жыл бұрын
"I reached the top of the mountain Sargent!" What a legend 👍👍
@therabbitfollower55503 жыл бұрын
"Ahh, that's my nipple drill sergant" will never fail to kill my lungs.
@Harbinger4214 жыл бұрын
I died on the last three stories. Tears streaming down my face they were so good!
@dasapetrikova78344 жыл бұрын
I just remembered story my grandpa told me from his time in the army. One time when they were on pistol range observed by some lieutenants, majors and captains. And one of gradpas buddies turns to him with a sly grin. He slightly pulls out the magazine from pistol so that it is still inside but incapable of feeding bullets into chamber, checks whether a bullet is in chamber and then with this pistol aimed he turns to the officers asking: "Am I supposed to shoot?!" and then cue all of them hitting the ground. I don't know if that dude got punished for that gradpa didn't say and I can't ask him anymore. Also if you are curious what kind of pistol it was then I don't know. Grandpa just said pistol but if you know what was standard issue for Czechoslovak army in like 1950s then it was probably that.
@crimsonshade9124 жыл бұрын
Probably a CZ 52.
@nikkishocker14 жыл бұрын
This is fun to listen to while eating breakfast...especially the MRE part 😂
@Floyd-944 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend and I love watching these together, you guys tell the absolute best stories and we love them! Just wanted to say thank you for making the best content I ever randomly came across, really makes my girl’s day when I can just tell her, “Hey, there’s another Campfire Stories video” and she just lights up like she got to put an M203 on her gun for no good reason.
@Nate-ms4be4 жыл бұрын
Never clicked so fast in my life
@NomadTheProtogen4 жыл бұрын
Nice username.
@Nate-ms4be4 жыл бұрын
@@NomadTheProtogen Thank you
@8vantor84 жыл бұрын
Brothers we found one
@commissarvincentdaltrevely82694 жыл бұрын
where's the inquisition, we found another one!
@jonahmiller9884 жыл бұрын
Story time the army had litteraly called my family and trying to enlist me. Mom told them i am autistic.... Recruter hangs up
@arx35164 жыл бұрын
Back in ww2 my grandfather had to blackmail his superior officer to avoid being sent to fight in Russia!
@notforsaletoday18954 жыл бұрын
@@arx3516 Lmao what a lad
@thelonecourier34394 жыл бұрын
@@arx3516 wait if you’re grandfather was meant to fight in Russia does that mean- never mind
@steelbear20634 жыл бұрын
@@arx3516 Why would your grandfather even fight in Russia?
@Fourtytwo42424 жыл бұрын
@@steelbear2063 He was most likely a german Soldier poor bastard...
@joesumpter77404 жыл бұрын
I was literally watching the camp stories bru right as I started it
@duhameldustin64874 жыл бұрын
I just ate the best MRE cookie ever "Oatmeal cookie chocolate covered"
@ultamitgamermike4 жыл бұрын
Oh boy! while in the navy basic recruit care unit, the RDC's found a snack in someone's bunk and they inspected everyone's rack. 15/40 recruits had food and one guy had the bottom of his garment bag full of cookie wrappers. For punishment? The fit for full duty were ITE'd (that includes me).
@BloodBeast144 жыл бұрын
Gotta admit having a beer with these guys would probably be hilarious
@aolan_gren58924 жыл бұрын
Oh my god the nipple one, made me choke with laughter
@patrickcrabb6212Ай бұрын
I went to an Army recruiter, contract reservation came up eventually, and was directly told that whatever contract I signed would be doubled because of the IRR. Like, no bullshit. Mostly because my main recruiter was an older 11B with I think 3 years left to retirement.
@goldensentinel77154 жыл бұрын
12:54 I didn't know your voice could go that high of an octave.
@ShadowFang19964 жыл бұрын
Watching these during lunch in the break room and trying not to cry from holding back laughter is possibly one of the hardest things I've ever done.
@Suchsdirhaltaus4 жыл бұрын
9:43 it kinda hurts but also makes me so happy at the same time that he uses verboten xD
@dubiouscollector97633 жыл бұрын
"Thas my nipple" Holy shit my lungs almost got out of my mouth
@sabbagels4 жыл бұрын
10:25 - That reminds me of when I broke my elbow while I was on a road crew. I still was able to work, but as part of my physical therapy, while everyone else was sweeping or doing required physical warmups, I got to do reps with a five pound weight to prevent my elbow from ending up stuck in place when it healed.
@BrandonSwinney-j2v3 ай бұрын
When Mike said "it was like a snake's jaw unhinged" it took me a second to realize what he meant by that. I thought he was talking about the turd
@_mroutlash_79634 жыл бұрын
I needed this in my life. I'm studying for my next exams and this helped break the suffering of studying:))))
@mucci81723 жыл бұрын
My favorite live round checks before going to the barracks was “NO BRASS NO ASS DRILL SERGEANT, WEAPON ON SAFE”
@Z0inks.4 жыл бұрын
Hopefully I will have stories like these when I get out of Marine Boot Camp
@user-iq4sr2mu1j4 жыл бұрын
You definitely will.The military will give you memories you will never forget about.
@gunslingermando82752 жыл бұрын
Ah the 2 week MRE poop. The thing that no matter how many times you experience it, you will feel the need to call for a medic out of fear
@MrMoustaffa4 жыл бұрын
5:15 this is even funnier to me because when I graduated high school, an army recruiter tried to convince me to join the army marching band because I was big into music. Guitar music to be exact. His words "Ah don't worry, I'm sure they could teach you cymbals or something" I knew that was just a trick to get me into infantry, but to hear that the actual marching band guys got deployed to be gunners would be hilarious if it weren't so sad. That was about 10 years ago now when they were desperate for troops and now I see why.
@danielrollins74264 жыл бұрын
I love that one says drill instructor and the other says drill sergeant. Really accentuates the difference in branches.
@chaosstorm09674 жыл бұрын
Campfire Stories is probably my favorite segment you guys do, and I'm so glad I found the channel.
@camdude72342 жыл бұрын
I just started watching these and they are pure gold
@TheKevinFanClub5264 жыл бұрын
Love your guy's style. Inspired by this, I started working on a podcast with a good friend of mine. Just us chatting with discord due to Covid. We chat about random news, culture, and personal stories. Thank you for bringing the joy.
@Davidagain98 Жыл бұрын
Hey bud, hope you’re doing well! How is the podcast going? how’s your buddy doing?
@TheKevinFanClub526 Жыл бұрын
@@Davidagain98 The podcast is still going on. My friend graduated and found a job. It's been a while but it's been good.
@SuperInsanewolf3 жыл бұрын
"I've survived on MRE's for the last 3 days, the day of reckoning will soon arrive."
@gavindrums5654 жыл бұрын
Mike was literally “shitting bricks”
@hoopchristine52024 жыл бұрын
I’m not much of a Fallout fan, but I keep coming back to these campfire videos. Thanks for making my day
@CharizardMaster694 жыл бұрын
that Dick Cheney and Bush idea, isn’t that just “That’s my Bush”
@doubledouble4g379 Жыл бұрын
2:06 - I imagine Roman Centurions having very similar conversations about joining the army 2000 years ago XD
@connermccaughey39114 жыл бұрын
I describe every one of my army experiences as the most fun I never want to have again
@jackjordanoreilly51384 жыл бұрын
These guys should 100% make a podcast I’ve watched every single episode of fallout new Vegas and am always so interested in what these guys have to say
@Bortamert4 жыл бұрын
Seeing the differences between Iraq and Afghanistan was very interesting. I think most people in the US assume they’re similar, but it’s quite the opposite.
@PoliceTelephoneBox3 жыл бұрын
The nipple story cracks me up no matter how many times I've heard it, I mean full on can't stop laughing with tears in my eyes. The delivery is so perfect. Thank you for this video, so much.🤣
@gib-4 жыл бұрын
My Birthday and a new Campfire Stories in 1 day oh yea!
@x_savblue_x94694 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday
@kalbatoss4 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday
@thomaslionel98334 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday
@dryfox114 жыл бұрын
“Play freebird!” Alright that f*ckin got me
@dylanfenton12804 жыл бұрын
The military stories make me so excited to ship out
@noneedtoknow074 жыл бұрын
Wait until you get there...
@milk14724 жыл бұрын
@@noneedtoknow07 results may vary
@ILikeTheThingsIDo4 жыл бұрын
Just don't go to Fort Polk.
@dylanfenton12804 жыл бұрын
@@ILikeTheThingsIDo dunno if marines get stationed there
@Callmedonks4 жыл бұрын
Yeah idk bruh that enthusiasm is gonna die REAL quick when you get into the normal day to day bullshit.
@Boneworm8524 жыл бұрын
Started binging your vids yesterday and they are fantastic. I'm sure someone's mentioned this before but having a gunsmith and a water purification specialist in the Wasteland is so apt and hilarious.
@fetusdeletus92664 жыл бұрын
Little did Zach know that he was gonna be caught by the balls for 8 long years when he signed up
@HovektheArtist3 жыл бұрын
I love how the military was wanting people so much they were sending musicians to the front lines yet i got turned down with a 98 on the asvab because i have adhd
@carlstewart78444 жыл бұрын
These boys need to start a podcast
@discordinmymind65654 жыл бұрын
Mike, you are a god for putting out so many of these. I'm not used to them coming out in relatively rapid succession; so thank you for the great content and hope you and the crew are doing alright
@FizzyS0da Жыл бұрын
I agree some stories are fun and interesting. In Islam, Christianity and Judaism we aren't allowed to compare partners with God, since God is one. Dont blame ya, many folk are ignorant in the world and don't teach the younger generations about religion and the importance of God's name. Please edit the comment to change the vocabulary, replace the word God. You are a great dude* etc. Thanks. Have a nice weekend.
@niller884 жыл бұрын
I could listen to your military stories all day, they always crack me up!
@Reiven763 жыл бұрын
"where are thouse weapons, Saddam?" fucking cracked me up so hard 💀💀💀💀💀
@waterninja41534 жыл бұрын
I wish I could sit and just listen to them talk about their stories for hours
@reapgod21724 жыл бұрын
You two are actually the only thing keeping me on this platform. Your stories and fallout commentary are the best. Thank u guys, and keep up the amazing stories
@czarneyr78744 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you guys doing more of these they always bring a smile to my face
@wags69613 жыл бұрын
The corn fed country boy one had me spitting out my water.
@thederphimself4 жыл бұрын
Hey Mike and Zach I just wanted to say I love all of your videos and stories
@zackfake12534 жыл бұрын
Im loving the influx of campfire stories, these military tales are always the best part of any video
@goth-ihop4 жыл бұрын
the "THAT'S MY NIPPLE DS" had me dying
@joshuaGBader Жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@EVOLUTION21964 жыл бұрын
You should make a podcast talking about the incompetence of the milatary that should get u a many episodes
@allgodsnomasters28224 жыл бұрын
they'd be really good on What A Hell of A Way To Die or Eyes Left
@terencepaul74754 жыл бұрын
8:05 oh thanks, I was eating cereals for breakfast (koko krunch) when I saw the warning then I thought "meh it couldn't be that bad right?" .... I was wrong.... it was THAT bad.... xD haha
@FitzChivalryFarseer24 жыл бұрын
"I reached the top of the mountain" wish I thought of that but then again would have been best if I was brain dead at the time... I was the favorite as it was already and even some other instructors knew me :/
@PeefSpogdar4 жыл бұрын
Hey props to you guys for the gross warning, I was actually eating some good ass homemade chili. Kudos boys be back later
@PeefSpogdar4 жыл бұрын
I'm back
@AliceLoverdrive4 жыл бұрын
When Mike started that bit about firemen, I initially thought that the actual job was being a stripper in fireman costume.
@andreipintea93334 жыл бұрын
You two should really consider opening a secondary channel dedicated for these stories. Like a podcast type-thing, maybe, where you tell military stories, maybe have buddies from back then share stories too. Also, a segment with Zach talking about guns would be awesome!
@miacullen14314 жыл бұрын
Tbh I really love the stories a lot of them make me laugh and smile
@Kingjujukug4 жыл бұрын
I swear these stories are the only things that make me full on laugh. its great and I cant thank you enough
@The_Distortionist_Waits4 жыл бұрын
Nothing makes me laugh harder than your stories, never run out, please, I beg of you
@thebeach71964 жыл бұрын
I could watch these story/campfire videos for hours! They're so funny and entertaining, please never stop making videos you guys.