Best of Book of Mario 64 [Section 1]

[@timmyreobed5043]

Goverman using his "hatred and wit" to tattle enemies turned out to be so much more true than we could have imagined.

[@G-Force7]

gossip*

[@Jesus_Offical]

fishing is farse

[@agentblackbird9435]

“I love fat” “Shame boy, long and unclean” “Black man is homosexual”

[@mariosonicfan2010]

"Your pregnancy" doesn't even sound too far off from something Bowser would get called in one of these games.

[@W.2026]

If I was a king I would order everyone to call me that

[@enderflinngaming4279]

Heh

[@swirls5000]

Well, where do you think the Koopa Kids came from?

[@fchef8370]

@@swirls5000 OH GOD NOW I AM IMAGINING BOWSER BUT BIRTHING THW KOOPA KIDS WHY

[@swirls5000]

@@fchef8370 Exactly.

[@bluekirby_64]

Poor Browser was so shocked when he found out Mario loved the fireplace, that he used the Star of Rodin to suppress his real feelings. And yet he still came.

[@darkmonger6244]

Mario was cheating on Browser with the fireplace

[@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447]

@Zero Two F'

[@the-NightStar]

>"Be woke, Be cool" >"Black man is a homosexual" Well, that's a good start.

[@jerryhogue3917]

Goverman's father would be very disappointed in him.

[@hobbified]

Turns out that the original text is "Black is pretty fashionable." That makes it even funnier.

[@TheGreatestCommenter]

@@hobbified wow!

[@hydrog.]

Hi I'm from windows 98

[@TheGreatestCommenter]

Damn right

[@cincoutmagus5508]

"I had problems in the past... But this time I'm different!" "No no! I don't like Mario!" "Mario is not right for me." Sounds like Browser used to be in a toxic relationship with Mario and is struggling not to have a relapse.

[@MisterPersonSiR_]

The plot thickens by the minute

[@joeytansey8466]

"Nobody can leave me now!" I agree, clearly, unresolved trauma from a breakup with the red hat man. He kidnaps peach because mario took all their friends when they split

[@MatesMonchis]

"Kamopa Kamopa! Mario would certainly never hit us, right?"

[@ashcyr3711]

Sounds to me like the Star of Rodin has corrupted Browser and turned him tsundere

[@wolfetteplays8894]

CinCoutMagus I mean, Bowser keeps forcing himself on Peach, so it’s kinda poetic justice

[@prismacan7752]

The story so far... The Star Rodin one day decided to leave the sex stars and team up with Browser too kidnap a Pregnant Peach, shoots mario who wakes up in a house filled with rats, and teams up with the son of an extremley religious goomba family, beats up the Great King of Great Dominica, travels to a mushroom kingdom in shambles after a meteor hit, makes friends with a koopa Mob boss from another planet, and later meets a Bob-omb business woman with sweat problems, after shooting a cop team who can delete the earth. I... I Think?

[@AlphaStormMusic]

Prisma Can I appreciate you trying to make sense of it all. This was a good read lol

[@scoaktree9575]

And don’t forget when Mario left the Christian Goomba family the dad gave the wise words of “Be woke be cool a calm spirit is smarter”

[@skibot9974]

Also Jeff was murdered

[@tlepageart]

Also, the Koopa shop sells limes

[@Lill0fD]

"I use the Star of Rodin to increase your strength Mario." Going back... it all makes sense now. That was the moment that Browser created a monster.

[@Hilijix]

12:15 "Can tell enemy's features and HP using his hatred and wit!" Well he definitely uses his hatred alright...

[@AlmightySmorg]

The power of the Star of Rodin turned Bowser into a real Tsundere in this mod, "It's not like I like Mario or anything...BAKA!"

[@SuspiciousScout]

Momo, huh. Not the worst taste, I guess.

[@DiegoG2004]

Not Bowser, no. Browser

[@apodofseals]

You know, this game has a really good, well-written twist. Even at the beginning, we were given clues, but we didn't recognize them as such. "Resist the creation of space..." At the time we all thought it meant "don't make space in your inventory for this item," but stars, stars could also be considered a creation of space, being a thing that was created in space and all... Can't believe this came directly out of Google Translate.

[@JJSSBU]

"Can't believe this CAME"

[@crispiecord]

12:10 Goverman being a jerk to every enemy was forshadowed so early, and we never even noticed.

[@squidge477]

*Peach has absolutely no faith in anyone.*

[@MilesEdgeworth129]

Hence why Tinka doesn't trust her in return.

[@johnnyweissmuller5559]

And why Honesty Professor Caesar Reality asked Mario to destroy her.

[@meloncholy413]

At the end of Thousands of Doors, she *did* threaten everyone of a terrible darkness

[@honestyprofessorcaesarreal5091]

ah yes, Intelligent Intelligence systems, later they changed thier name to: Mentally developed systems in the game.

[@andrewclark3330]

they were also responsible for 2 of my favorite games. Book Of Mario Thousands Of Doors and Fire Emblem Escape From The Garage House

[@awesomesmileyguy]

@@andrewclark3330 Please tell me what Fire Embem Escape From The Garage House is supposed to be and if it's a real FE mod in the same fashion as Book of Mario

[@andrewclark3330]

@@awesomesmileyguy yes it is a REAL fire emblem mod based on the sacred stone and you can watch this amazing version of the game through Mangs youtube channel kzbin.info/aero/PLtQwvs0YaimJzTPcTlKAPpRoTKdwjWmBc

[@awesomesmileyguy]

@@andrewclark3330 Thank you so much!

[@andrewclark3330]

@@awesomesmileyguy your welcomed! :)

[@Ravenite456]

"Many foreigners hope to meet you" So Mario gets those emails too.

[@thatonestarmanintorobotics4319]

I really like Kamopa Kamopa Koopa Koopa. A really well-written character

[@BobKirbyman-kz1fo]

SHE KILLED JEFF THE FENCE

[@andrewodinson3726]

Within the first 2 minutes: Luigi: "Go away, Mario!" Peach: "Mario can never win!" Poor Mario

[@dogburgle5378]

The first 3 minutes

[@mysterium368]

Peach's quote certainly makes sense now.

[@Estra_Estra]

Very important spoilers: So the Star Conference Team manipulated Mario using that... It all makes sense...

[@meloncholy413]

“Go away mario” an extension to the end of Thousands of Doors when they all told him to f off

[@iantaakalla8180]

I mean Since Mario is possessed by the Stellarvinden it makes sense. He so effectively lost he is a vessel for their plans.

[@frequentlyfreddie]

Book Of Mario is way too underrated tbh. I wish more people knew about it

[@MasacoMike]

Chuggaaconroy mentioned it in his Paper Mario playthrough!

[@jdr-toonsostation]

@@MasacoMike where?

[@WestefordVT]

everywhere @@jdr-toonsostation

[@leveldown8743]

I think we can safely say that Book of Mario 64 is a very drunk retelling of the Crusades. We fight for God, Religious references everywhere... not to mention Goomb is the Pope. Also, f' for Jeff. You will be missed.

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

LevelDown I'm okay

[@bluekirby_64]

And everyone is in a business

[@richardgibson8403]

LevelDown turns out... we were fight *ing* god...

[@JJSSBU]

f'

[@RikThunder33]

14:39 "So, Mario, it's true! You are so far away. I respect it" This has aged really well, actually.

[@JJSSBU]

And there is a war in the 2nd game :/

[@RikThunder33]

@@JJSSBU very true

[@alb9047]

Unfortunately, it is as before.

[@fluffcake]

Can you please help me? >No >No That's how the world is nowadays.

[@qExAi5]

This says a lot about our dry society as a dry.

[@CyberKirby]

Be woke. Be cool. A calm spirit is smarter.

[@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv]

Cyber Kirby That’s good advice ironically.

[@michaelbradshaw6567]

This will be on my tombstone

[@somerandomguyintheinternet]

Most inspiring words in the series of book of mario

[@rotomwithagun1678]

@@michaelbradshaw6567 noOOo

[@MegaLucario95]

How poorly these words have aged. Lol

[@romajimamulo]

7:50 The best I got is it being "jattakkaw" (attack in Maltese) with an extra h added on

[@King_Luigi]

_"I think it's time to sunbathe._ _At home."_ ~Goomb 2019

[@iheartkiecats]

Me making up an excuse not to go out

[@zakj7169]

I forgot about the “hatred and wit” part of Goombario’s description, that is very accurate throughout the game, wow 😂

[@linus6718]

"Be woke. Be cool. A calm spirit is smarter." - Goompapa, 2001

[@ibuprofen64]

- Goombape, 2019

[@LittleScaredyBoy]

A lot of people are sleeping on "This can cause many things! Resist the creation of space!"

[@SerLagsalot]

That's my favourite moment in the entire section. Goverman's bio is a close second, of course.

[@dragonheart81vids]

‘Nintendo Intelligent Intelligence System’ I already knew this was going to be great from the start. The story of the well-known love triangle between two tsunderes and Mario, who’d much rather blow random enemies. rest in pieces, Jeff.

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

torn- B-I-a-S i'm still alive

[@richardgibson8403]

torn- B-I-a-S also evil stars

[@OriginalGameteer]

This video was made in the loving memory of our dear friend Jeff f' Also I really hope Mr. Mark Trooper does come back

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Original Gameteer I'm okay

[@duskjumper]

f'

[@theultrablock45]

f'

[@cincoutmagus5508]

f'

[@Drflash55Official]

Much fun to be had. I laughed hard at many of these parts. Can't wait to see Section 2!

[@SincradTB]

Drflash55 I hope it will be woke and cool

[@davidlink53]

Meh, Section 2 is very dry

[@SteveNorwalt]

I doubt I'm the first to realize this in the three years this has been here, but just in case: Bowler, Office of Management and Budget

[@Nonalhomophobie]

"Mario is in a frame ?" Foreshadowing Luigi's Mansion...

[@vlcharlie4884]

14:34 Social distancing

[@Enteringdullsville]

Mario’s exuberance in the opening sequence exists solely to make his possession more heartbreaking.

[@adamball6]

*"HP (heartrate) ends completely"*

[@redshepherd32]

I like to imagine the spinning heart in the block after you hit it normally, it represents the player heart rate. Goes so fast it shuts down from overuse. So its technically not completely inaccurate

[@meloncholy413]

Wait a second 22:00 “if you have a pool chair” Is that you Carbon….

[@dProp.34]

27:02 *Uk government be like* Politics: -Change Union -Anything

[@Gobl_943]

Can't wait for more Book Of Mario 64! (In other words, I came!)

[@Christer2222]

I too enjoy Book of Mario 1.2688693 * 10^89

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Gobl 943 moo!

[@davidlink53]

@@Christer2222 HD Remix

[@Killerbeast-hx5qp]

This version needs more I came

[@lMrStickerStarl]

From: Peach

[@Oxygen1004]

9:42 Ah now we are in Book of Persona 5

[@CitySailingBlue12]

i'm glad mario is able to get his start up company off the ground with goverman, corporation and bowler

[@bryceio]

“You are so far away. I respect it.” King Goomba appreciates Mario practicing proper social distancing.

[@supervak5584]

5:36 Mark. The sixteenth student. Watch out for him.

[@taofanarchy96-renzomaracas14]

_The one they called the Ultimate Despair..._ Also, *see profile picture* Pillage Him... SATANAEL!

[@supervak5584]

Mattia D'ercole Great to see some cultured replies XD

[@cq_the_kid]

I still can't believe you guys picked my comment for the save file name. BOOK TIME.

[@williamepler2901]

The first line is perfect. Through out the story fatguy and friends realize the only way to win is to stop playing. So "change the channel" makes so much sense

[@DiegoG2004]

27:00 The tactics option said "Politics"

[@Reaction_Image_Factory]

I love how this first episode wasn't perfect, but you know what it was? EXACTLY what us fans wanted, and we got some great material that we will laugh at for years. ALSO I AM 100% MAKING A "Stay woke, Stay cool, a calm spirit is smarter" T shirt

[@prismacan7752]

You should ask him if he can make it an official shirt!

[@romajimamulo]

How did the shirt thing go?

[@Reaction_Image_Factory]

@@romajimamulo damn i forgot, Ill get to it now

[@davysmith1934]

@@Reaction_Image_Factory I just found this, and will wait eagerly to praise your creation :D

[@Reaction_Image_Factory]

@@davysmith1934 :D

[@lobstercortex]

14:55 was comedic gold.

[@Enteringdullsville]

“It’s just a forgotten uterus.” “I could not stop menstruating.” What’s with the Troops of KSD these days?

[@LittleScaredyBoy]

"I can tell you...help me?" *> No* *No*

[@reishinsama]

"Jattakkawh" supposedly mean "attacking" in Maltese, but without the ending h.

[@flipperjr.3822]

5:02 Well, actually the *second* casualty.

[@SamTheMarioMan]

I just realized... Bowler said she's "Office of Management and Budget". If you take the capital letters, it's "OMB"... as in "Bob-omb"! Google Translate never fails to impress

[@daridon2483]

15:28 I know that badges are overpowered, but damn that is a massive nerf

[@noodleunc]

“Be woke, Be cool, a calm spirit is smarter” -Jaden Smith

[@toebrother]

If I had the star rod, I would make Jeff come back from the dead.

[@mrensio9341]

I'm with you, bro.

[@tntalchemist]

I'd love to see more games horribly translated and retranslated like this. This is so funny!

[@aliasella488]

"Honey syrup" became "Dear paste". It makes so much sense but also not at all XD

[@eldritchdefender7785]

It would be hilarious if right after you close the text box at 7:41, you just get a game over screen

[@frequentlyfreddie]

14:34 Goomba King was social distancing before it was cool

[@JJSSBU]

It's been 4 and a half years and just today I heard the Jahova Witness joke when Goverman was being introduced. I love this series so much.

[@L3X1N]

Benteng Coop Notes is really a marvel of engineering. Its entire floor can be deleted in a dire situation, that's amazing!

[@genkoti]

2:26 "There's no such thing as straight people, Mario!"

[@Arkatox]

We can delete the ground when the situation is bad. We are calm. They are coming!

[@TheFuzzyOcelot]

These characters are going to branch out into their own characters instead of just being funny memes by the end. I can feel it.

[@spider-boy64]

bowser: OK, heavy man! I came! me:AH shit here we go again...

[@DiegoG2004]

5:00 Okay, pause right there. Jeff the door died. Now it makes sense why they freak out so much

[@amogus7]

"Fireplace! I love you!" I am going to kiss you as long as I have an fire restirance.

[@6otato]

My favorite line: "I came!"

[@mickkelley3776]

That intro gives a whole new meaning to "so long gay Bowser."

[@toebrother]

12:45 STOP STANDING ON JEFF'S DEAD BODY!!! RESPECT THE DECEASED!!!

[@wilhemtehlynx]

“Can tell the enemy’s features and HP using his hatred and wit!” ...This aged well.

[@expio4257]

Rip Jeff. He was the best gate we have ever had the pleasure of knowing. 😭

[@ProxyHaxOO]

Mr. Trooper's name is Mark. His full name is Mark Trooper

[@dix-enormus]

“Paper Mario but everyone smokes 5lbs of weed”

[@ruegenthedragon]

0:00 the legend starts

[@greenjam8]

14:52 is the exact moment i started drinking from my bottle. That was a perfect timing.

[@bane2201]

I just realized that Browser was probably boosting Mario's strength so he could overcome the possession and regain control. Unfortunately, even with Browser's strength, Mario wasn't able to.

[@qu1253]

This will never stop being funny no matter how many times I watch it.

[@kosmicwaffle]

14:34 Even Goombas need to stay 6ft apart

[@deyvantwo5426]

9:55 Joke has probably been made before, but GOLDENO EXPERIENCEU

[@saintsea-hat7891]

I love the juxtaposition of Goberman being so hateful and his grandpa(?) saying “be woke be cool” because it sort of flips the stereotype of older people being bigoted assholes lmao

[@willkillem737]

Wokeness is a disease and racism is human nature. Deal with it.

[@Dumblitclub]

​@@willkillem737literally no correlation to the original comment

[@krazyivan9733]

Omb being translated to "Office of Management and Budget is so great haha

[@JezElectro13]

there is more Lore here then in any other Mario Game by Nintendo not counting future PM games

[@SpecterPaladin]

"Thank you for knowing god" "Oh god"

[@pregnantscout2139]

Good Job Fatguy, i love it

[@amateraceon5202]

So the theme of this is going to be either government and business or religion

[@evanr9583]

Goverman's father" "Be woke, be cool." Goverman: "FUCK YOU DAD"

[@CarMedicine]

Hey! You've shown Jeff, Mark, Charles, Bob and Bill! Why haven't you shown Carl?

[@ashcyr3711]

in the description for the hammer in the start me up it says (B) used by carl

[@pokemariosun4395]

Language lesson time! The reason there are "sex stars is reserved" is because in Latin the number six is spelled sex. And then I'm willing to bet that Google Translate got lazy on the way back.

[@espurrseyes42]

It's also a prefix in English also meaning 6 (Sextuple).

[@AkameGaKillfan777]

13:44 This is a fact.

[@maudley]

I can't believe Jeff has been forgotten so easily! #JusticeforJeff

[@ethnictendo]

17:17 In Japanese according to Google Translate, it means "naughty", which is supposed to be "itazura".

[@wef6146]

That so reminded me of “Be Bold, Be True, Make the bathroom come to you!” from SNL

[@dylbill56remixes28]

17:05 So, uh, apparantly, "Ni Sawa na Kaka Chin." means "I'm Wearing Grandma Chin." in Hausa. huh.

[@chugiron4698]

Someone needs to make a wiki for book of mario to catalogue all the lore

[@ItsQbiKS]

Read the video description

[@chugiron4698]

@@ItsQbiKS oh sweet

[@emoglobin2195]

> "[Section 1]" > two-thirds of the video is actually Open Start

[@herculesatan4514]

So is the reason Mario can’t understand anyone is because he can only speak “Wahoo”? Luigi must be trying to teach him the language, but he’s not good at it either.

[@lenadams854]

16:00 I never expected him to go that far

[@Lugmillord]

Such corporate religion. And Peach really has zero confidence in Mario. I love it.

[@scoaktree9575]

Don’t worry Book of Mario here I… am

[@ne0ns0wl46]

"Ni sawa na kaka chin" translates into "Naughty" XDDD

[@dijek5511]

In what language? not Japanese

[@ne0ns0wl46]

@@dijek5511 Well if you translate it from Japanese into English in the Google Translator, you'll get "Naughty". Soooo, i take it xD (I don't believe that it really means that)