Best Of Clarkson Series 1 | Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

[@Rallarbusen]

Can "One foot in the grave" be the epitome of British humour?

[@Gyrbae]

It was an alright show, I wouldn't tattoo it on my leg though. I'd take a tattoo on my belly fat, and when I suck in my tummy to appear more slim than I actually am the tattoo reads "Keeping Up Appearances".

[@Gyrbae]

@Bri C ​ Ok I'll try to explain the joke (because that always makes it funnier): I _know_ what the phrase one foot in the grave means, how it's a clever pun for a guy who's got only one leg, and it was a tv show some time ago. My joke was mirroring that: When you're tucking your gut in, you're keeping up appearance of not being fat, and there also was a tv show some time ago named after that phrase. The joke was a bit far fetched I suppose. Though I didn't expect someone to be THAT upset over a joke.

[@dansma4411]

@@Gyrbae han

[@justandy333]

I think the trouble is people these days are so afraid of causing any offense, or being associated to the person making the joke by laughing, they daren't laugh at anything anymore. I bet most of the people in that audience found that funny, but they were too cowardly to laugh. It was a good joke!

[@blindbookworm8019]

@@justandy333 yeah really if I got offended at every little thing, I’d be a bitter, angry human being

[@hakimbelayachi5382]

I love how he makes fun of Hammond even though he's on another show

[@verirrteskamel]

And everyone gets it anyway, so great

[@Gandeloft]

yesss that's so beautiful hahaa

[@dylonstrange2036]

It would be rude not too.

[@scsutton1]

And he lays into Top Gear as well.

[@dundonrl]

Clarkson, Hammond and May.. no matter what or where they go, will always be friends and car guys!

[@jimig.688]

Jeremy has the power to change any show into a comedy

[@dinoco3672]

He is a god among men

[@MysteriousPerson1447]

@@dinoco3672 I think Ben Shephard will do very well because he is smart

[@thedankatheist3466]

He could turn the Schindlers List into a comedy.

[@ivs721]

@@thedankatheist3466 haha

[@alexandredejasse1831]

His genius is tangible

[@DrPoxyPhD]

Clarkson should just host everything. This should be a law.

[@farhannavas2690]

I agree

[@rachmatzulfiqar]

Man would burnt out and die faster, give him a break

[@alfredmercado4416]

an law*

[@KUNAIfever]

But we wont have Grand Tour if that happens

[@capitanfuturo594]

Totally agree

[@gmodderr]

I love how even though Top Gear is over, the Grand Tour is probably on it's last season, and the fact that these blokes are approaching pension age, they still bless us with new shows all the time

[@WatcherofVideosSometimes]

Well he's just turned 60 and some presenters go on well into their 70's so hopefully we will see more of Clarkson in the next couple of years.

[@renz1013]

@@WatcherofVideosSometimes yeah I mean look at tiff nidel

[@Gandeloft]

Whoever appointed Jeremy as the host of Who Wants to be a Millionaire made the best decision of their life haha

[@ph89787]

Double whatever their pay is.

[@CzechMirco]

Best decision.... IN THE WORLD. And on that bombshell....

[@justanormalguyontheinterne7630]

Legends

[@melloyellogsxr]

Yeah we all seen what happens to a show that fires Mr. Clarkson.. RIP Top Gear

[@melloyellogsxr]

Yeah we all seen what happens to a show that fires Mr. Clarkson.. RIP Top Gear

[@ICrazySkills]

Of course he didn't know what shape a stop sign was LOL

[@keanuismyfather7477]

Yeah because he always passes them at immense SPEED whilst screaming “POWEEEERRRRR!!!”

[@iexplainjokestomakethemles1560]

@@keanuismyfather7477 why are you doing MY job?

[@sahakmatevosyan1150]

@@iexplainjokestomakethemles1560 haha, nice one, mate :D

[@Riolupai]

It's a hexagon, right?

[@Riolupai]

@Orion V what's an octagon?

[@TheDragonGuyYT]

1:42 "your earning money faster than Richard Hammond's insurance broker" 😂😂

[@kingofrivia1248]

Someone sat in a meeting and said „You know what lets get Jeremy Clarkson he is an intellectual“🤣🤣😂

[@thalapeng]

He might appear like an organgutan, but is actually smart as hell, as seen as on QI for example.

[@darthwindu9531]

His genius is almost frightening

[@justanormalguyontheinterne7630]

I never get sick of Clarkson really funny guy

[@Deegee_1969]

He's also done some excellent documentaries.

[@Bluefire397]

8:05 ahaha is she genuinely pissed off at him

[@kalebbruwer]

She asked Jermey Clarkson a question that wasn't about the Mongolian empire, what did she expect?

[@andrewfenn3019]

"Going into a field with young boys: not my thing" When you put it that way, what a relief.

[@HumphMcPaxo]

Clarkson is such a perfect fit for Millionaire. Totally rejuvenated the show!

[@revelare_xvii6269]

*This man is a national treasure.*

[@robertsmith3672]

Should be a buried treasure

[@capitanfuturo594]

TOTALLY AGREE

[@leoironwolf2828]

Global*

[@kayanatinlahatMediaNetwork]

No, A National Treasure AND A Treasure For The British Motor Companies

[@leoironwolf2828]

He loves German cars too

[@lewdogzombies]

2:23 ‘Who Wants A New Loft Conversion’ the sequel of ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ 😂😂

[@StolenOxygen]

8:40 is incredible!!

[@rubbishdefinitiongaming6436]

I have edited this so you cannot know what I said.

[@jordanblair4077]

Rubbish Definition Gaming No, it’s a goat.

[@rubadubby]

@@rubbishdefinitiongaming6436 why in the world would you say i looked into it, while you clearly haven't?

[@patrickwienhoft7987]

I knew this was a goat and was so confused when he said it was the right answer :D

[@rubbishdefinitiongaming6436]

K W bcuz I found a source that suggested otherwise. Clearly that is inaccurate though so I accept that.

[@Hellwyck]

"What is yoga?" It's the small green guy in Star Wars.

[@lukegauci1159]

I really want Hammond to come on the show. The second he gets a question wrong, everyone has to shout "HAMMOND YOU BLITTERING IDIOT!!"

[@ethanchong9914]

And James May. If Clarkson got the ‘ask the host’ question wrong, he would shout "CLARKSON!!!!" 🤣

[@dbclass4075]

@@ethanchong9914 James May will be the "Call a Friend", then proceed to frustrate Richard with his long-winded explanations despite the time limit.

[@shoestring-budget08]

​@@dbclass4075or pick The Stig as the second phone a friend

[@ThoshanTheMusical]

9:07 loooooool

[@ethanchong9914]

Jeremy just makes any show thousand miles more entertaining lol

[@MathurIndia]

That Deer and Goat one was really very funny.

[@Vladik-0930]

7:49 You can literally feel the hearts break at this moment...

[@lykan2]

Jeremy as the host is pure gold

[@michaelolson6982]

Setting your safety net at £1M has got to be silly.

[@WadeWilson-]

"For the ONE MILLION question, you must answer who this unknown person is: Some say he drinks petrol instead of water and he sleeps making engine sound noises while snoring... all we know is that he's called_____?" A. Dave Beckham B. Eminem C. Lewis Hamilton D. The Stig

[@gp75motorsports]

Well, you know, Jeremy, some also say that he's illegal in 17 US states, he is confused by stairs, and that he's Mac compatible. All I know is, he's called The Stig! Final answer!

[@MysteriousPerson1447]

@@gp75motorsports I think Ben Shephard should be on Who wants to be a Millionaire because he is smart

[@Rico_71]

Engine noises when snoring.... WHY IS JAMES MAY NOT ON THAT LIST?

[@skinnypen.69]

all we know is.... his called the stig

[@comradeopthomasthehedgehog]

Da Stig

[@GloomGaiGar]

If he got it wrong on my "ask the host" lifeline, I would scream "CLAAAAARRKSOOOOOOON!"

[@bloodguzzler]

They still have "phone a friend" in the UK version? I think they had to get rid of that lifeline in the US version due to everyone having the internet much more readily available.

[@StellifyMedia]

We send a member of the production team to the phone-a-friend's house to ensure they don't cheat in any way :)

[@AJCrowley0153]

3:13

[@RayManiac90]

@@StellifyMedia oh so in that case not cheating nice to know

[@msaad8053]

@@StellifyMedia is this satire? What if that friend was far away or something

[@StellifyMedia]

@@msaad8053 here in UK your phone a friend choices must be within the same country

[@DavidStruveDesigns]

I laughed my ass off at the Ibex question. He was SO confident it was a deer lmao. It has huge horns yes, but they are horns not antlers. And other than that they just look like huge overgrown goats, right down to the face shape. Totally understand someone who's never seen or heard of an Ibex getting it wrong but Jeremy claims he saw some pretty close up! Guess he just forgot what they actually look like. Woops LMAO

[@jameskvo]

"Who Wants A New Loft Conversion" 😂😂

[@user-kr1or1hm4v]

0:54 that's a "curb your correct answer" right there😂

[@carl9148]

"Looking worried more than Donald Trump on a windy day." "You're earning money faster than Richard Hammond's insurance quote." Brilliant, classic Jeremy Clarkson as ever. I don't think Chris Tarrant was that funny as host on this show, but, I was a small kid, last time I saw this, way back in the 90's to the 2000's at that time as well. He was as funny, but, Jeremy is more funnier here, than a jester sitting on washing machine at full cycle.

[@lizakopelman]

Thank you for bringing my favourite show back! And bravo to Jeremy!!!

[@verirrteskamel]

Thank you for this! They couldn't've chosen a better moderator ^^

[@GOLDENEYEAL]

what a great presenter, jeremy is the best

[@Wildmarshmellow]

what...jeremy is on who wants to be millionaire thats awsome

[@MysteriousPerson1447]

I think Ben Shephard should be on Who wants to be a Millionaire because he is smart

[@datgamerwolf5539]

"On this MODERN version of who wants to be a millionaire, we're going to be transferring the money using electricity." 😆😆

[@rice2679]

1:41 lol

[@mhamusic.]

Whoever thought Jeremy Clarkson hosting this show was a good idea is mad😂

[@vaughnsigal4560]

Genius*

[@Gandeloft]

@@vaughnsigal4560 a mad genius*

[@WilliamReginaldLucas]

I love that he adresses the fact that the phone a friend could be googling the answers considering in the OG show there was a phone a friend who you could hear typing the question in the background lol

[@oliverbennington-flair7235]

"you're making money faster than Hammonds insurance broker" haha😂🤣

[@Storyteller543]

So modal of the story is, if you want to revive a show, get Jeremy clarkson to host it.

[@Elstree]

I’m quite partial to mixolydian

[@NeetuSingh-gl1ue]

Moral*

[@006bloody]

Really enjoy clarkson's humor!!

[@thestig7603]

The best presenter…in the world

[@attackhelicopter3860]

Would've been cool if when someone lost he'd say "And on that terrible dissapointment it's time to get to our next contestant"

[@shtembyduelsson]

"The biggest quiz show ...................... in the world is back!"

[@MondySpartan]

“The biggest quiz show, pause, in the world...”

[@nocalsteve]

Jeremy messed with my head there. I knew the correct answer was goat.

[@unknownguy4247]

8:51 His face XD

[@MortanAMrk]

does clarkson just revive all great shows

[@MattTheSpratt]

i demand to know who animated the intro for this run, it's a perfect example of technology serving the artist

[@jB_15]

I came here after learning that Clarkson hosted this show on The Grand Tour!

[@meadowo]

Here's What I Think: dunno

[@shinjukucalling763]

I would die for Clarkson

[@andyhodgson7692]

The Clarkson era is so much better than the original. It used to boil my p*ss when Chris Tarrant used to try and talk them out of the correct answer. The contestant would say "B please Chris" and Tarrant would say "not C ?". In the earliest series the 50 50 was no way random either. Every time it would get rid of the two most obviously wrong answers.

[@TV_Archive]

Yeah I thought the same. It used to annoy me. I’m not sure if he was asked to do that or if he just decided to try it himself.

[@daswunder1901]

Clarkson is perfect for this show! But I miss Top Gear! :(

[@ziomeksterys2275]

0:36 'living like a queen' NOT ANYMORE LOL

[@thecasualguy8059]

That woman wanted to cry and she forget hates Jezza for that answer he got her wrong. Haha

[@Hondeer]

And on that horrible note, goodnight!

[@johnnykershaw6617]

I remember the New Series jermety Does Great Show 😀😃😄😁😄😃😀😀😀😀

[@chrisclarke4541]

Clarkson is simply so so so GOOD!

[@worldclass1401]

😂😂😂breath your breathing 🤣

[@MoltenSnowball]

8:44 god that one was painful

[@aldomir]

I think you mean series 31, not series 1.

[@hmohsin1234]

Brilliant

[@RonPiggott]

Perfect for before going to bed

[@ChiliBurgerYT]

8:38 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@paulwright6044]

9:34 Wait -- he has a day job? Joking, joking...

[@Bokaj01]

‘What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?’

[@valeblack3393]

I want to say to the production that i’m watching this only because of jeremy

[@MysteriousPerson1447]

I think Ben Shephard should be on Who wants to be a Millionaire because he is smart

[@johnnykershaw6617]

I like this Show

[@nicholasstocker6866]

0:37 Not anymore.

[@HevyGideon]

Maybe one day, richard hammond on the show.

[@Dead-Ball-Situation]

Jeremy has reminded me that Alan Partridge would be great at hosting this show.

[@exono236]

I swear the beginning sounds like the fist few notes of jeopardy

[@zed6221]

Jezza is to good for this.

[@jonathanmcdonnell4327]

3:54 proof that wives don’t listen to their husbands

[@johnnykershaw6617]

@JohnnyKershaw will be A Fabulous Host From @JohnnyKershaw 😍🥰😘🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@rostinrostai]

The biggest quiz show.....In the WOoorLD

[@ziomeksterys2275]

8:43 what a troll

[@HYSTERIA-we6fg]

Who thinks that in 2021 the highest winnings on this show should be at least £5mil or £10mil. £1mil isnt much these days, you could get 4, 2 bedroom houses in certain parts of the country. Or one flat in London. It's not what it was when the show first aired.

[@petrolhead999]

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[@andrewbrinkworth1420]

4:20 I feel like that woman was way out to lunch... If that's what yoga is millions of people are getting ripped off paying for classes lol hell I'm sitting here doing yoga right now very aware I'm watching this video 😂

[@Ginkoman2]

damn he aged a lot in the last 3 years

[@AlexanderGeorge]

Yea .. Bad lifestyle choices too, bad food, drinking and lack of exercise. But still, he's the MAN

[@MysteriousPerson1447]

@@AlexanderGeorge Compared to Ben Shephard

[@nickjeffrey8050]

Jeremys fault 100% 😂😂😂😂

[@Chadison]

holy shit lmfao i didnt knew he did this before the trash taste mentioned it

[@lewis93156]

Who wants a new loft conversion

[@zhehui]

Wait Jeremy hosted this?

[@HEYRKO242]

No.

[@TATAR4ik72]

If there was May in Question with Deer, he would be screaming on him CLARKSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!11111111!!11!1eleven!!!oneoneone!!!

[@RayAviationYalla-Habibi]

Who wants a conservatory

[@glenysparker5121]

Deal or no deal

[@rishimakhanlal8905]

The biggest quiz show.....pause.....in the world

[@That_Guy_Olly]

This isn't season 1 though

[@ambrose7196]

Here's what I think... Don't know. Like every student being asked by a teacher.

[@Olwethu...]

It's really weird seeing him trying to be "normal"

[@petrolhead999]

Are you high?

[@rukindou]

is it a grand tour ? lol

[@itube0047]

no hammer questions?

[@Hard-Boiled-Bollock]

I'm not a fan of Clarkson generally, but he's without question a better host than Chris Tarrant

[@lladerat]

The only reason they have put him as a host is for him to feel miserable when the players listen to him and they lose.

[@HollowHeretic]

I want jeremy on bbc news

[@DH-zm4lh]

I would have got the Ibex wrong

[@cruzbohy]

I love his sarcastic humour. Its very British old school. Now days its offensive ughh