BEST OF CRAZY THEORIES / IDEAS

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[@FelixColonThree]

I like how Lyle's first idea for a holocaust survivor is Anne Frank, someone who is only well known because they did not survive the holocaust.

[@aperson5436]

And she didn't even die the infamous way. She died due to syphilis, but was treated in a concentration camp

[@nOT_sURE08]

There were multiple Anne Franks?

[@cannonfodder4000]

he's not too bright

[@cannonfodder4000]

@@nOT_sURE08 yeah Solid Frank and Liquid Frank

[@ephin3242]

@@aperson5436 it wasn’t syphilis, it was typhus

[@holismiling671]

The live action Mario movie cast they thought of was almost as funny as the actual one

[@straferz]

It was funnier

[@somerandolad]

They should just resurrect Captain Lou Albano.

[@ExaltedUriel]

@@somerandolad CGI Bob Hoskin, with AI generated Lou Albano ADR voiceover

[@na-vn5qy]

@YeaMan massive virgin

[@JosefTBB]

3:34

[@DraphEnjoyer]

The funny part about the Chuck E Cheese stream is that the whimpering noise was just the sound effects from Fall Guys but now its forever associated with the puppeteer cowering in fear after saying Poggers

[@pyrotechnick420]

"You are fake news" -Zach doing a trump impression

[@EvanClue]

but why did Chuck open his mouth exactly in time with the sound effects

[@NicTubeVids]

Thank you

[@pyrotechnick420]

@@EvanClue It's because OP is trying to gaslight us in the same way our boys gaslight each other. The Fall Guys match hadn't started yet and also Fall Guys don't make autistic whimpering noises like that. There I feel gross now for explaining it

[@oya4056]

@@pyrotechnick420 gaslighting? Stop making up words

[@cmim3244]

Can't wait to see the Pondering Llama debunk all of these in his next video.

[@HOTD108_]

@YeaMan OneyPlays isn't a music channel.

[@ironwraith852]

Wait, I thought it was The Padre Llama?

[@rattttooooo]

@YeaMan i prefer listening to chris' lovely screeching thanks

[@ZombifiedBreakfast]

@YeaMan i know you meant “page”; not because you misspelt it but because i know you know no bitches.

[@trajanfidelis1532]

@@ironwraith852 where did you get "padre" from "pondering" they don't sound similar at all.

[@user-xu9km3si8l]

Guys, give Lyle a break. He needs to constantly come up with new compilations otherwise Chris won’t give him his weekly bathroom break.

[@DonManuelConLeonsJacket]

Lyle is an editor by day- & a rat killer by night. Busy busy man

[@daltonbecker4494]

He really needs it too, he drinks a *lot* of Mr. Pibb after all.

[@FlamingoRadio_]

Monica is still fighting for him to have at least three a week, but I don’t think Chris is gonna budge.

[@kingdomdarkheart]

This is confirmed by the pondering lama.

[@knines6279]

but then how am I going to get my best of best ofs?!?

[@AtomicFlounder42]

"You're an ant beneath my boot, and you always will be" is a line I quote to my friends nearly daily

[@MrHolodoc]

You are Friends with Ants?

[@TheJebusCheese]

Calm down Tomar

[@AtomicFlounder42]

@@MrHolodoc the cast of the movies Ants, yes. They're all real ants, that's just how ants look if you get real close

[@zzodysseuszz]

@@MrHolodocI’m friends FROM ants.

[@gulfcoastgaming6034]

Game Theory: is Lyle my real father?

[@SaluteToTheLost]

yes

[@-Noro-]

More like real theory

[@aus-li]

The Rat King rules all.

[@MrHotSalsa]

He is Puerto Rican so it checks out.

[@wednesdaygeckok.7899]

He left when i was 7 to get cigarettes. He may be my father but hes not my dad 😤

[@redtexan7053]

“Your grandmother who has diabetes and hypertension probably won’t survive as long as Luigi, who definitely has a super high jump.” Remains to this day one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.

[@amerimangaka]

2:45

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

"You're never gonna sell me on Alex Jones as an actor." - sweet, blissfully unaware Tomar

[@SirButtz]

What's he been in? I remember he was in Through a Scanner Darkly as basically himself

[@newusernamehere4772]

@@SirButtz Pretty sure he successfully infiltrated Bohemian Grove at one point IRL (It probably seems like I'm lying so believe it or not but Im relatively confident about this lol)

[@cannoncorn8557]

@@SirButtz they mightve been referring to chris pratt playing mario lol

[@kyleegan2830]

@@SirButtz his whole career is a juxtaposition of a character. He makes lots of money by pretending

[@dexaphobia8085]

Controlled op

[@teppizini]

Squidward giving Sora a bold and brash keychain is still one of my favorite bits

[@capacitatedflux]

15:45 I love that, after Zach's attack on his character, Chills still made it on to Smiling Friends.

[@EsteemedReptile]

His attack only rated a fifteen out of a hundred. Number fifteeeeen.

[@msthecommentator2863]

That's just how Zach shows affection

[@AggressionSsbb]

Character Assassination is my favorite tvtrope

[@abom_ng9963]

I can’t believe Lyle can do all these impressions sometimes they sound like voices talking over each other even, he even draws the thumbnails and is working on a game called bulbo 2 journey to Puerto Rico no wonder he needs Chris zack tomar and friends to edit for him

[@BONERCRUSHER]

Oh dont act like we dont know that lyle is actually a hydra with each head being a "different" oney plays persona. Hes been trying to hide it for too many years now.

[@ericfieldman]

I sense a mutiny coming. All the editing has kept them from doing something more universally recognized, and we all know how much this "Tomar" figure hates being overshadowed.

[@Amialythis]

My favourite matt pat thing was when he made a video about mario being communist he used the nazbol flag instead of the soviet flag

[@Slouworker]

Same shit different flag tbh

[@justintime3587]

@@Slouworker Not really, communists like Lenin opposed national bolshevism describing them as class enemies and warning that they were not to be thought of as allies

[@girtaco24]

Is that real? With that guy it's hard to even tell if you're joking

[@Amialythis]

@@girtaco24 it's real.

[@Amialythis]

@@girtaco24 it's in the thumbnail

[@cinnamonroller6405]

lyle has a gun pointed to his head with a timer attached to it that increases by 24 hours every time he makes a compilation video

[@thegaminggod816]

I still can't believe that matpat was serious when he made the "who will survive the coronavirus?" video and wasn't just some kind of elaborate joke.

[@AngelicMissMarie]

The actual reason why he censored the title isn't because people got mad at him, it was that KZbin wouldn't let him monetize if he used the disease name.

[@ZigealFaust]

@@AngelicMissMarie You sound like that's a problem. Using fearmongering and panic words should exempt you from monetization, deadass.

[@VaultBoi420]

Did he really do that? What was going through his brain to make him think "yes, making a theory video about a deadly virus that is causing a global pandemic will be a great idea."

[@123joesmoke]

Funny that it ended up being not a big deal

[@MegaMetal96]

@@ZigealFaust that’s fucking stupid.

[@dewydewmon4471]

Game Theory: Tomar kills Jaxxy everyday but she is resurrected every night like Kenny from south park. Only Jaxxy remembers the true horrors tomar is capable of

[@BurninatorXIII]

Jaxxy is actually a perfect copy of Tomar, but wamon. Only a Tomar can stand toe to toe with Tomar.

[@maycontainnuts3127]

sour park🥺i want to go to sour park daddy🥺

[@falenas8165]

And tomar spelled backwards is ramot, the name of a city located in Jerusalem

[@DailyCorvid]

Israeli letters go backwards so technically the city Ramot is actually just called Tomar.

[@supersonic1991]

Ah, I love going to Sour Park

[@maverickREAL]

I love how in the Game Theory COVID section, Zach legitimately makes better points about Mario not surviving than Matpat would have.

[@fedoraking3611]

Brandon Turners animation of the Crash theory bit is what helped me find these funny, Ha-Ha boys.

[@animatepokemonadventures7889]

Same, but for me it was the time they did the kickstarter bit.

[@eph177]

8:11 Chris: "what if freddy fazbear ran out and then up to ya" I like that one Chris

[@Whydoyouneedtoknow776]

I'd legit watch an Alex Jones Joaquin Phoenix Mario live action. The bars not set very high and you know Alex would scream about the globalist turtles while getting high on shrooms

[@Dark0neone]

He wouldn’t even need a red shirt since he’s already so red

[@SirButtz]

Have Joe Rogan play Toad and I'd be so in

[@zackattack9228]

GAE TOADS

[@JosefTBB]

3:34

[@samblackstone3400]

“You see, bowser, I’m a plumber with nothing to lose. I have no one ups, nothing can hurt me anymore” “He’s goddamn right you turtleneck wearing green piece of trash. We’re comin for you bowser!”

[@hijanniesdoitforfree]

The picture of Alex Jones with a Mario hat and Joker Joaquin Phoenix with a Luigi hat had me dying.

[@josephdial387]

4:29 This poggers thing has gotten me really good twice. I heard it for the first time when this got posted and last night at work. I was crying laughing on the sales floor at Dingdong’s impression.

[@alpharoo2581]

Zach: even though the gamemakers are antisemitic I gotta give this game points so far Tomar: is that a real thing? Zach: it is now!

[@Scott...]

I love how a single tidbit from the original Super Mario Bros. manual single-handedly ruined internet speculation forever

[@stinklinethegoblin5952]

What’s this in reference too?

[@mostverticalproductions4808]

​​@@stinklinethegoblin5952 a line in the US SMB manual says something like all of the Mushroom Kingdom residents were turned into blocks by the koopas and people think Mario is a serial killer.

[@AggressionSsbb]

Lore changes all the time. In modern times the blocks aren't people anymore.

[@CartoonSlug]

I like that Chris pronounces it "Pappy-roos" or "Papris"

[@_G.C]

I like that game theory went from something semi-reasonable where he could at least come up with equations and sources, but now it's just him peeling through different layers of lore just to try to get some kind of factual foothold. Man's is loosing it.

[@distractiblejeff1285]

Game theory: Is everyone dead and in hell?

[@animatepokemonadventures7889]

@YeaMan I’ll take your word for it brotha.

[@aniaramarcusse5467]

Bro one of the first gametheories was if mario was a communist

[@ExaltedUriel]

I still say "How much would Diamond Armor from Minecraft be worth" is one of his best videos. If he did more like that I don't think anyone would have a problem with him. (Although even some theories where he just does calculations aren't without their problems, like his Wario Waft video where he some-fucking-how decides that Wario is 9 FEET TALL.)

[@SailorLen_]

The paw patrol one is just ridiculous lmao

[@ShizzyHollywood]

That thumbnail is fantastic.

[@spencerprevis3184]

Notice that zach references positivity, smiling, etc a lot, smiling friends has been a lil idea at the back of his head for a while

[@kronk4213]

@@GreyLeno do you remember what part specifically from that video?

[@skylarclark6035]

Maybe, the real theory was the friends we made along the way. But in all seriousness we all know what Tomar did wasn't just a "Theory"

[@zidaneffixexe]

It's a game theory. thanks for watching.

[@jaden_bricker]

He’s got a whole book filled with “theories”

[@SpookytheBandit]

Tomar was just trying to test his theory of how many orphans he could eat in the span of 24 hours, it's not his fault he got carried away and kept going for 16 weeks.

[@OchioChan1325]

I love how out of everything Zach has said snot going in someone’s mouth makes him gag lol

[@Dr3Mc3Ninja]

I love the Crash game theory so much. The editing gets me.

[@WertySensei]

I was pissed Luigi didn't survive Coronavirus. I'm not sure why everyone else was pissed.

[@pyrotechnick420]

33:43 The editors have officially given up on the outro lol

[@roachdoggjr9801]

another great comp to enjoy with a 10mm rod in, oh boy!

[@bigmeknurgle]

_SOUNDING_ _OF COURSE_

[@henrylivingstone2971]

I kinda thought this compilation would be MUCH longer, any segment with Zach in it is always followed by a crazy conspiracy theory. I would’ve thought that there could be an hour long video of Zach alone talking about Hilary Clinton’s “green egg jellies” 😂😂😂

[@fireflocs]

Their next vid is "BEST OF ZACH SAYING 'GREEN'" and it's 14 hours long.

[@larryhoover2541]

@YeaMan be gone bot

[@kamikazesopp]

There was probably a boundary set for what was a determined a weird impromptu story/scenario, and what was deemed an actual theory.

[@oya4056]

Those aren't theories though that's the truth. Remember kids: conspiracy theorist was a term coined by the CIA to make you look crazy

[@accelerationquanta5816]

That was real though

[@AdamTheJaggi]

I really want Alex Jones to voice Shadow in Sonic 3. People think I'm joking, or crazy. BUT! IMAGINE all of Shadow's dialogue from his own game as Alex!

[@brandonweavers4656]

You good sir are a genius

[@bionicdragon5]

Dr. Eggman's chemtrails are making the FUCKING chao gay!

[@DoctorSquirt]

"All of eggman's allies are crisis actors, they aren't real its staged its all a setup"

[@baronvonbeandip]

"Come over here you coward! I am the ultimate lifeform!"

[@pingdotlin]

Grabbed my gamer juice and took a sip so fast from seeing this great compilation idea

[@aus-li]

I really hope the juice is oj.

[@alphaotakux]

I took my first sip of gaymer juice recently. Too salty for my tastes.

[@6A5T08WDIa]

You're so right, you're so right.

[@dizzythegreat]

The way both Ding Dong and Julian just started going off on Game Theory at the same time is just spectacular. They're really on the same wavelength.

[@Ryu1ify]

Their cycles are in sync

[@Grim_sights]

I absolutely love how zach is on the front of every compilation video because of how recognizeable his amoeba is

[@nomoremike3075]

Conspiracy Theory: The other members aren't real, they're just hyper-advanced AIs pretending to be human created by Chris.

[@nomoremike3075]

@YeaMan Sure you do.

[@masonroper4817]

i actually think lyle is the only real one here and he just makes compilations of his multiple personas acting out while playing games

[@imafreakize]

Theyre all actually fake characters invented by tobuscus as payback for lyle insulting him

[@ryanotte6737]

@@imafreakize As I recall, Lyle said his hair looked like a bowl of bitch, which let's be honest, is totally fair.

[@owyemen9367]

Nice dmc pfp

[@bloocheez3]

That video they watch about the growing Earth was actually created by Neal Adams. Neal Adams was an absolute LEGEND in the comic book industry. Revolutionized Batman, had a ground breaking run with Green Lantern & Green Arrow and tons more. He just recently passed away.

[@robertdaniel6508]

Brandon did a great job on this thumbnail.

[@KodyTheViking]

Lyle's MatPat impression is fucking spot on. Once MatPat is forcibly removed from the show Lyle should take over.

[@tgot1478]

I require several more hours of this please.

[@retrobro5299]

Fun Fact: Chuck E Cheese was actually a rat before Rockstar era Chuck E (The one that said Poggers) retconned it. I don't blame Ding Dong for not knowing this since most rational people don't get involved with the lore and history of Chuck E Cheese's and Showbiz Pizza like I have.

[@notoriousscoundrels]

I personally preferred Funtime Chuck E to rockstar Chuck E

[@kys7720]

Game theory: Are these compilations created to satiate the dark spirits within the channel?

[@commoncreative]

MY THEORY IS THAT THIS CHANNEL IS RUN BY GOBLINS

[@Slavesforsale1]

INSIDE A GOBLIN

[@IzanBuu]

I have tried reuploading the infamous Pondering Llama vs Creationist Cat debate and KZbin keeps deleting and banning me

[@baronvonbeandip]

They're just trying to stifle the truth.

[@davetucker-dale3242]

Trump as the admin of the world simulation which is just a gmod server is hilarious, Trump noclip flying through NYC.

[@Slop_Dogg]

“I am not running for president in 2024. I know, I know. I just have to focus on my Garry’s Mod server. There has been FailRP, there has been RDM. We can’t have that, can we people?”

[@shrippie-4214]

Just a crazy thought, but what if you smelled my finger

[@treymiddleton8968]

some backstory for the silly theory chris mentioned around 9:00 this was literally a video matpat did because a make a wish kid asked if sonic could go that fast without getting hurt

[@RaptorsVevo]

26:11 Sleep Apnoea Baby is a great idea to be fair

[@ciara.eason13]

I love you guys, y'all make my day!

[@DeftestAphid2]

Each of AkuAku's feathers representing a memory is oddly satisfying with how they're different colors and all.

[@h.w.4482]

clowning on matpat for wondering which character would die from covid lmao

[@Meow_F]

Oney I love all the art you make for the channel it’s so endearing and cool

[@jynjonaps]

Another compilation is out which means Chris spent all his money on Funko Pops again.

[@baronvonbeandip]

Mostly the Hulk one tho

[@jojobizadTRASH]

These compilations are great for animation material, absolutely perfect.

[@TylerHolt-hh5cf]

The constant mocking, of the man who milks the driest teats, this side of the world (matpat), invigorates me.

[@WafflesOWNz]

The "Rash! C?" always makes me chuckle.

[@unreelthing2566]

Hrmmm yess finally a compilation made exactly just for my dark and wicked mind

[@1whospeaks]

I can confirm, 1/4 of my working memory is allocated entirely to remembering my social security number.

[@samwright7708]

The thumbnail art is fantastic lol

[@KodiiViibes]

18:00 Imagine committing a felony only for some 12 year old dressed as a cop with a gmod gun pulls you into the sky and interrogates you.

[@Garblegox]

Thanks for putting me on to Nostalgia Critic's The Wall review. That was excruciating.

[@poopybutt2824]

I can’t wait until we get best of oneypays best ofs!

[@lovey_dovey1312]

The always sunny thumbnail is amazing

[@Crimson03Ghost]

This should be WAAAAY longer

[@tylerb102]

I'm telling you, these thumbnails are actually incredible. They're damn near half the reason I click on the video.

[@roachdoggjr1940]

I love how personally Ding Dong takes MatPat's existence. I get it. I take most of KZbin pretty personally.

[@Coldkill2001]

I think the “pathetic moan” he was doing, was him trying to imitate the bean men sounds on Fall Guys

[@hunterthibault1443]

Give your thumbnail guy a raise

[@anthonylira-ruelas4460]

New best of today is good day

[@darksuntoggafhd9947]

So many good little callbacks in the thumbnail.

[@FieryRed_BE]

i love to hear ding dong and julian’s voice

[@MrRotch61]

The Chuck E Cheese Poggers section is my favorite moment in all of Oneyhistory.

[@JohnMBlue1992]

i love Zack doing Pepe Silva as Charlie from its always sunny in the thumbnail

[@ChibiBoxing]

The chuck e cheese POGGERS is one of my favorite things from this channel up there with D and Blue..something.

[@taterboob]

Dude, I lost it when they were brainstorming a Kingdom Hearts scenario in Spongebob, and then get to the end of it, and realize that Spongebob never even showed up.

[@joebert_]

i love this thumbnail so much

[@stonemandmarvin2075]

I need more of this 😭😭😭

[@erikburke7210]

I love that half of these clips are just the guys taking down Game Theories

[@D_d_t_d_D]

Ah, finally, an accurate representation of Zach as the KZbin thumbnail

[@coopersimpson1774]

The Zach cult bit may be one of my favorite moments

[@TacklingIgnorance]

Just got an advert for the mario movie during the mario movie casting section

[@weebsquit347]

That Chuck E Cheese bit is still hilarious. It sounds so bizarre, but it's real.

[@Jarek_Vgas]

Woah another neat cool little compilation

[@NeonTiger666]

22:40 i can't believe they predicted Joe Biden shitting himself and then walking away

[@awkwardzoltar3529]

Damn that thumbnail got me again, Oney is so good at drawing appealing emoted stuff, ya know.

[@eddiea4358]

I've been waiting for a bullying MatPat comp

[@huvarda]

I love the sans/ness SAME? in the thumbnail

[@videogameguy323]

I love that this started with the first clip I thought about lmfao

[@zackh9562]

The thumbnail reminds me of Always Sunny where Charlie goes on a tangent about Pepe Silvia.

[@ChumboFumbo]

I thought they were joking with the game theory “who would survive the coronavirus” video bit, but I looked it up, and it’s a real video that MatPat thought was a good idea to make.

[@AdrianoSnorts]

This is like the best of the bests of

[@hatbros4463]

I love the thumbnail

[@koishi3449]

oneyplays is my favorite skeptic / theory channel

[@Mrpeanut567]

This video confirmed for me that Zach will say and go along with the craziest bits but the second you mention snot or boogers he is out and that’s hilarious

[@d00gz_]

I gotta stop watching these while shaving. Ended up lacerating my face from laughing so hard.

[@o_Lynx]

RASH C is one of the funniest things