Best of DEMOTED Officer Holt | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

This was Captain Holt at peak existential crisis.
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[@nathanmorgan9648]

“These old a$$ eyes will be reading your tombstone... son” What a legend

[@marcovanstaden528]

Bruh. That made my day

[@kuramakuramagolden5298]

now that's what I wanna say when i get grand kids

[@nicholasmontgomery9626]

Superman said it best, "You'll outlive us all, Bruce. You're too stubborn to die." Just replace Bruce with Holt. xD

[@nulnoh219]

That eyebrow pop sold it. These old a$$ eyes will be reading your tombstone *pop* son”

[@JustAJinx-ci6hg]

that was a block AND an uppercut.

[@jtj1331]

“She was so young....” “For a Redwood Tree.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lancegrey4439]

Classic

[@Crusherjjp]

Gets me everytime

[@spartan2451]

“BAGEL!”

[@pokefan213]

Holt: "Madeline Wuntch was....a friend." Rosa: "See it wasn't that hard to say something ni-oh and you're vomiting."

[@raphaelavm]

That immediate cut right when Holt vomits is perfect.

[@alexmilburn4261]

Ha ha ha I too watched the video

[@wbball15]

This was the best bit in the montage

[@criscrosxxx]

@@wbball15 who asked

[@lindsaywallis3570]

@@criscrosxxx people online discuss things whether or not someone asks dumbass

[@Jai-rd5ce]

Demoted holt was so sad but funny sometimes

[@nnnrr7219]

I think that was the goal haha

[@brokenmask333]

True But I was so disappointed with his behavior

[@astroside_990]

@@brokenmask333 alright mom

[@stoneotter8617]

So true. I couldn't even watch, just knowing he was doing his best but he was crushed and crestfallen

[@dhruvpandya4136]

Please someone tell me it's been a couple of years since I've seen 99. Does he get reinstated.

[@johnroberteaston893]

I was so sad when Wuntch died because I knew that we would never hear Holt roast her again

[@predetor911]

He could still roast her memory.

[@velinmihov8958]

@@predetor911 it's not the same, Holt says it so himself.

[@bwingbwinggwiyomi]

@@velinmihov8958 exactly. no one to retort at him that he'll die of old age in a week now 😂😭

[@zakkapradana7180]

Shes roasted forever in hades

[@Excalibur01]

@@zakkapradana7180 She went back to guarding Hades

[@oscarpines7927]

"I've never been so attracted to a gay man before." What a quote.

[@MaryEllenBrown]

“And I dated several in college”

[@motherofpea4rll]

@@MaryEllenBrown I can believe that 🤣

[@moon.937]

@@MaryEllenBrown lmao

[@bwingbwinggwiyomi]

I still think it's weird cause she sees him as a father figure too lol

[@janerik5997]

As a guy i can just agree woth amy on this one. Except the dating Part :D

[@Infidel_Kat0]

This is about uniform Holt, but suddenly shifted into Rosa the moment she reacted to Holt's joke. That was absolutely priceless considering she rarely ever smiles and next to never laughs.

[@la9275958]

I stopped the video just to see if someone was thinking the same.

[@hopleyh3078]

I watched that scene several times just to laugh harder and harder. This is kinda wholesome

[@graffititurtle11]

Rosa actually smiles quite a bit because of Holt in this compilation and I love it

[@oiman5733]

Considering she went to Catholic school it's even funnier.

[@ninjachannel007]

Her and Holt having a good time celebrating her death is one of my favorite parts of the show.

[@theyearwas1473]

"I heard from someone she's a pill popper" "Pop pop"

[@frankpembleton4381]

Better than magnitude prove me wrong

[@xandercorp6175]

"Any French philosophy post-Rousseau is, essentially, a magazine." I can't believe this incredible snub didn't make it to the comments before I wrote it.

[@Sam316451]

And we the people thank you for that :D

[@melekt9429]

You rube..

[@drpigglesnuudelworte5209]

I read this just as he said it 😂

[@mydadshowering2978]

Holt's melancholy has clearly altered his pursuit for knowledge drastically, and left him dragging his knuckles along the floor. Rousseau was Swiss, and proud of it. He often signed his letters "Jean-Jaques Rousseau, citizen of Geneva."

[@michaeltye2359]

I'm a camus fan, that hurt me tbh

[@DeltaEcho303]

"Jake and Charles are not dead! It's worse than that." Terry knew how to read the room.

[@castleoffiction96]

The weird part is Amy looking just stunned at that, but then being vocally angry when she’s told the real truth

[@exprsive8281]

"officer dad, yep thats it, officer dad", laughed so hard

[@georgeprchal3924]

Top 3: "My God! Jake and Charles are dead!' "Bagel!" "For a Redwood Tree!"

[@georgeprchal3924]

@Arijit Paul well yeah, Jake dies awesomely in an explosion and Charles commits suicide out if respect. Or that's how I think Jake phrased it.

[@artespeck8091]

“Everyone hide your pills” was the best line and no one can convince me otherwise

[@kingfelipe9564]

Lmfaooooo same!! I love it

[@8152eng]

Pop pop

[@juice8833]

I absolutely agree, pop pop! 😂

[@russelljohnson6267]

His delivery of that line was awesome.

[@ivyahern7104]

8:53 that line followed by Rosa's cackle is GOLDEN.

[@gabrielmorgan9271]

Holt “Pop Pop” Magnitude “Am I a joke to you?”

[@pamelalansbury94]

That’s exactly who I thought of when he said this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ajaxtanner874]

YES

[@apra.pathak]

Yessssssss

[@wordplay1527]

Streets ahead

[@lordedear9388]

@@wordplay1527 stop trying to coin the term streets ahead.

[@ella2751]

Holt: In the ET movie, did you feel sad when ET died? Rosa: He wasn't a monster. Holt: He caused a real commotion. Rosa: *mm fair*

[@oolooo]

So Holt believes anyone who disrupts social order deserves death ? .Even a child ? .

[@jacobdurso]

Best line: "Why is it in all caps?" "...So I remember to yell it"

[@liamjacques5335]

"As God said when wunch tried to sneak past the gates of Heaven, 'It ain't happening honey'" I loved that that insult was enough to make Rosa laugh 🤣🤣🤣

[@jenschi3833]

"Pop, pop" actually makes me laugh more than "BOOONNNEEE"

[@AlasdairGR]

Are Holt and Magnitude possibly related?!

[@chimichanga269]

I’ve see the whole BOOOOOOONE thing in so many of these type videos that it’s not even funny anymore

[@minatonamikaze6127]

@@AlasdairGR POP POP

[@tommillar7171]

@@minatonamikaze6127 digedy doo?

[@superstarultra28]

@@AlasdairGR Maybe?

[@getblacked1351]

"She was so young!" "For a redwood tree"

[@rafaelcampos3205]

“So we do it raw” gets me 100% of the time lmao

[@rusticgiraffe4262]

It would’ve been funnier if Wuntch had died on a toilet, effectively making her a “Toilet Ghost” and forcing Jake to pay Holt $6,000

[@zorasmith4880]

Well, that’d only be the full $6k if she was a Korean toilet ghost- at most, if she died on the toilet, Jake would only owe 4k- 2/3 right means 2/3 payment.

[@saraprice5555]

"As Wuntch says when she sees deodorant, I'm not buying it." 😂 Totally missed this one the first time.

[@yogeshdevdhariya8967]

"Jake and Charles are dead" "No its worse than that" 💀

[@GRedgold]

Holt is such a stone cold badass he grabbed his refried beans out of the oven with his bare hand. Didn't even flinch. What a legend

[@benjaminkasson2587]

Holt's roast game is always top-tier when Wuntch is concerned.

[@John-qb3dn]

Holt's Wuntch burns are so incredible "As Wuntch says when she sees deodorant, I'm not buying it" "Same reason she visits Mexico every year and sucks the blood from goats, for kicks" Their relationship was amazing and I think Holt's speech at her funeral was the perfect way to wrap it up.

[@Hulk_Hoagie_Bread_Master]

John Goodwin “Oh Wuntch, I had wondered why all the birds had stopped singing” Holt:”Oh Wuntch, feel free to rest you cloven hooves over by the table” Wuntch:”oh calling me the divil Raymond? Very original.” Holt:”no I was calling you a goat. You goat.”

[@Wei2Vile]

Wunch: New office Holt, 11th floor. Holt: Yes, I've never seen you this high without a broom under you.

[@bulutmutlu9119]

"Deputy Chief Wuntch, you have aged."

[@scottwpilgrim]

"I'm surprised you have an audience for this stunt" "Well yes, who wouldn't want to see a man fight a crocodile?" 😳😳😂😂😂😂

[@brent3522]

"As God said when Wuntch tried to enter the Gates of Heaven, 'it ain't happening, honey'"

[@dillondana8273]

rosa laughing hysterically is the greatest sound ever

[@theSuperviLLain_est]

I swear Rosa laughed at those Wuntch jokes on accident lmao

[@omniarch8078]

“Oh it’s dad... captain holt... captain dad... officer holt... I mean officer dad”

[@vaishaliwasnik9398]

That Madeline Wuntch is a korean toilet ghost, 'BORING' we already knew that The way he says boring!😂

[@williamalfredpaul9763]

8:57 The most beautiful laugh I've ever been blessed to witness.

[@sentinel1280]

I love Rosa's laugh!!

[@puckbucky.5545]

6:32 the way he says “BOORINGGGG”, he actually believes that she is a Korean toilet ghost 🤣🤣🤣

[@IsThisRealSeanJohn]

"Im not planning any trips to The Bronx zoo" lmaoooooo bruhhhhhh

[@silverninja5218]

"Oh Terry zombies can't die."

[@dancingdragon3]

Aw man, Holt saying he’s read Terry’s tombstone hits hard now 😢

[@Bedbuggies]

How are they still writing such master pieces after so many seasons?!

[@gogoforromeo9598]

Honestly I think holt is one of the best written comedy characters of all time

[@jameshays947]

“For a redwood tree!”

[@DavidHeffron78]

Andre Braugher is a goddam legend.

[@bmays3497]

"Hold on there's a pigeon approaching.....hold the mission" 🤣 🤣

[@BixLow13]

Holt casually takes food fresh out of oven barehanded is mood.

[@wildchild795]

Amy- “she was so young” Holt- “for a redwood tree. why are you crying?”

[@Ezyduck]

“My god Jake and Charles r dead” kills me every time 😂. Rest easy Captain Raymond Holt 🫡

[@TheFreshster]

Holt is a poetic mood.

[@sadjackaboy1366]

Roza and holt chemistry and relationship is absolutely perfect

[@paulmadison6334]

I’ve always loved how Rosa laughs at Holt’s insults.

[@jmalen123]

This was in my feed and I loves me some Holt. Halfway through, I remembered he had passed, and I was moved almost to tears. What an exemplary person he was.

[@randalfowler6460]

6:25 Rosa breaking character in the background

[@pootodd7017]

she was laughing at what holt said

[@carmen_says_hi]

I think it's in character considering she cracks up later in this compilation.

[@lisab4395]

it hurts me on a spiritul level to see OFFICER holt

[@thelandoftea9995]

I didn't think I needed Holt throwing bagels, that scene needs more appreciation

[@fort9303]

I was just here to pick up my... McNugget

[@christinelin9763]

Cal Malone paella

[@fort9303]

Christine Lin that’s what e thought a McNugget was

[@DerangedWookiee]

"Meatball sub?" Excuse me this is supposed to be New York, we say HERO

[@joe_2112]

6:45 amazing

[@mannys9511]

8:53-8:58 the line and the laugh sent me🤣

[@Kings-Advocate]

"Zombies can't die!" 🤣

[@bigkeith4744]

"It ain't happening hunny" laughed way to hard 😂😂

[@vikrantvarma9037]

Rosa laughing two times hysterically, that too, two times in the same day. Hats off to demoted Holt and his insults.

[@rahmaahmed7569]

It’s dad, I mean captain Holt, I mean captain dad, I mean officer Holt, I mean officer dad.....that was it Officer dad, I found it

[@poojadwivedi2603]

"Jake and Charles are dead" and he said this wasn't a fun office.

[@josemeza3986]

7:15 my favorite by far

[@reifuyuki644]

4:50 " so we do it raw" - demoted holt

[@KM-jb3vg]

Rosa laughing at holts wunch jokes is gold almost as gold as holts "amy" when she calls him an idiot

[@Swissswoosher]

I do like that, in the first clip you see Jake’s serious and professional side.

[@mossy642]

Rosa laughing is a sound sent straight from an Angel raised in Hell.

[@Arsenov92]

06:25 Rosa broke character, weird seeing her smile.

[@pootodd7017]

if you notice, she smiles more often than u think

[@moony3083]

Holt in the episode wuntch dies was the best version of holt

[@salihahzem]

Bagel, Bay-guhllll! The best lol.

[@papasy3748]

RIP Sir Andre, still can't believe it

[@MrLTiger]

Holt became more and more emotional as the seasons go on, and it only makes everything funnier

[@paulmanzano5327]

RIP Andre Braugher :(

[@Ur0pinionDoesntCount]

E.T caused a real commotion

[@llamasrose3721]

Can we get a wuntch is dead compilation/supercut?

[@foolslayer9416]

8:53 Rosa's laugh made this gold mine of a scene into a full-blown treasure trove.

[@courtneypeterson2979]

“[E.T.] wasn’t a monster.” “He cause quite the commotion!”

[@leoshortnose]

8:27 my actual favourite scene in the whole show 😂😂😂

[@rohanrao4425]

CAPTAIN DAD

[@georgewilliamsiii4677]

Him roasting Wunch is always hilarious and without a hint of guilt. For a redwood tree!!! 😆

[@Joao-pe8ur]

Any French philosopher post-Rousseau is, essentially, a magazine.

[@diegomeringer3953]

he's right though

[@ihaveacar]

"You don't feel sad when a monster dies in a monster movie."

[@namdhakcity216]

8:37 he pulls out the hot crockpot with his bare hands, true captain holt 😭😭

[@matthewgasparin7000]

I know! If I did that I would be screaming in pain.

[@bwingbwinggwiyomi]

Terry: " ok everyone, I have some news " Holt: " that Madeline Wuntch is a Korean toilet ghost? **waves hand** boooring, we already knew that " 🤣 the way he said boring though, so sassy LMAO

[@shankhh]

Rosa loosing it at Holts one liners, something we should all cherish

[@cindyjeric7154]

BAGEL! BAGEL! BAGEL! 🤣🤣🤣

[@aleccross3535]

*3:29* for a second, Holt expressed such emotions there.

[@echo5344]

which episode is this from? :DDDD

[@thomas-stilinski8149]

I love how Boyle was just sitting back there watching the competition

[@beezus55]

Rosa's outburst of laughter 😂😂😂. Why do I have to watch that over and over 😂

[@nikalgurung9089]

"My God! Jake and Charles are dead." 😂😂

[@frankieordaz]

R.I.P. Captain

[@triciaramgoolam4045]

The clips from the last set when Wuntch dies, every time Rosa laughs that scandalous laugh, makes me think that that was her actual reactions. It seems so genuine.

[@Dimabased]

RIP Captain Holt

[@randomxrandom4949]

for all who was wondering when Captain Dad figured out he became a full Nine-Nine ... its on episode where they overmine CJ end scene

[@dutchess5753]

I LOVED demoted Holt!!!! 😆 His best childish Wunch attacks are archived there!

[@jonnywalker3208]

5:03 guess not mate 🤣 BURN!

[@ToFFe1920]

‘I do it all the.. day long’ 😂😂

[@jonathansanders9816]

Such an under-rated show.

[@mehmetberke5121]

7:02 My favourite chupacabra mention in all tv history xD

[@michaely409]

I didn't laugh the whole vid but "he caused a real commotion" has me in tears

[@udonnoodlez293]

The "pop-pop" gets me every time 😂