Captain Raymond Holt Is FUN FUN FUN | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

[@alicehe1734]

"Why is no one having a good time? I sPecIfiCalLy reqUesTeD it"

[@WhiteWolf496]

"PARTY"

[@lalala5309]

whoop-whoop!

[@annieoddo1475]

“John Phillip Sousa, the skrillex of his day!!!”

[@Winteramen]

@@annieoddo1475 5:30 Captain Holt's dancing to J.P.S. I come back just to watch him dance like that

[@filthykevin860]

Teachers when they throw an end of term party

[@hannahhh006]

I always wonder if Holt heard Boyle’s impression and wanted to mess with Jake and the rest

[@gouravtripathy9817]

According to my calculations, the probability of that being the case is around 60%

[@glonko_yt]

@@gouravtripathy9817 explain your calculations.

[@tok33n14]

RatBoi Well the chances of him actually doing that are very slim, i would say 2%. There’s a 38% chance that Charles blackmailed Holt into doing that and so, that leaves a 60% chance that Holt heard it and copied it. Quantum physics dictates that I’m right.

[@gouravtripathy9817]

@@tok33n14 you are correct indeed

[@glonko_yt]

Do u even know what your talking about?

[@annieoddo1475]

“I’m very sorry for your loss. GET SOME.” *highfive*

[@zacrheinberger4339]

One of the funniest lines in the show - so good hahahahaha

[@JoeyP946]

I hope the "condolence five" becomes a thing

[@vol8939]

holt: When I die give kevin my regards Bob: what should I say to him? holt: regards

[@regs_uwu]

Ryan holt is just amazing 😂😂😂

[@Kovy2014]

Who is “ Ryan holt?” I’m so confused 🤣🤣

[@vol8939]

@@Kovy2014 hahahahah

[@khaledk9776]

@@regs_uwu who dat

[@ShotoTodoroki-bw8wp]

@@Kovy2014 pretty sure they meant Raymond

[@WhiteWolf496]

I love how he printed out sheets of paper that say PARTY in like... Arial or something.

[@Crxw2Tired]

Arial: The Drunkard's Font

[@jezusmylord]

@@Crxw2Tired what about comic sans

[@jacker2110]

@@jezusmylord that's the meme font.

[@daisy-m766]

Jacker encuarentenado I actually use comic sans by default because it’s more comfortable for my eyes to read

[@theyos88]

@@jezusmylord The Huckster's Font

[@courtenayt.429]

Apparently the “Hot Damn” was improvised

[@nxahsvidz]

That makes it even better

[@phoebeclark4718]

And the reason the cold open ends there is because after Andre Braugher improvised it, the entire cast and crew burst out laughing

[@courtenayt.429]

Noice

[@nxahsvidz]

@@courtenayt.429 Toit

[@courtenayt.429]

Smort

[@m_gwb]

Holt putting up signs that says “PARTY” at 4:48 is the same vibe as Dwight putting “IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.” for Kelly’s birthday party.

[@reblewi30]

Mae Wobniar your comment had me rolling😂

[@anniemartinez952]

YES I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING

[@jollychild5842]

Hahahaha facts

[@onomajopoeia]

“I feel like I’m floating on a... 𝙘 𝙧 𝙬 𝙤 𝙞 𝙨 𝙨 𝙖 𝙣 𝙩”

[@artemis477]

Wth is a crwoissant

[@artemis477]

@K Lekkergoed really I couldn't quite understand that bit

[@agatheadam4990]

It’s croissant actually, it’s a French pastry

[@artemis477]

@@agatheadam4990 we know it's just how he pronounced it. I thought that's how everyone pronounced

[@agatheadam4990]

Ballantyne 78 well actually his pronunciation is pretty good 😇

[@drabanddour]

“Oh my goodness, I’m very intoxicated.” Yes. That quote is just what it is.

[@wallacedeveer077]

"Why isn't everyone having a good time, I specifically requested it" I'm gonna start using that

[@strangeways4217]

Just trying to turn up, as it were

[@somedudenamejoe27yearsago58]

I think captain holt is the greatest father figure to all of the characters in Brooklyn 99

[@WhiteWolf496]

And the world

[@bean7468]

More like a bother figure!

[@somedudenamejoe27yearsago58]

@@bean7468 I understand the reference

[@notdanielyong3417]

@@bean7468 HEY! DON'T TALK ABOUT YOUR FATHER LIKE THAT

[@abigailgrunenberg445]

Captain Dad and Mother Jeffords

[@amna3921]

Considering the fact that Charles is the foodie of them all, it makes sense he was able to replicate Holt's exact reaction to eating a marshmallow.

[@stefanforsgren9023]

marshed mallow

[@carolinabaltazar673]

Anyone else notice Rosa smiling after Holt says he wants to guess why Amy is late?

[@aaronchettiar]

Did you notice also that this was the only instance where jake reached office earlier than amy

[@pranav522]

@@aaronchettiar actually no I'm pretty sure it's not the only time. I do remember some scenes where she shows up to work after him

[@jovanakostic1634]

I did but only while watching this video, I didn't notice it while actually watching the series😂😂

[@thygodfrey]

@@aaronchettiar No! Another time was when Jimmy Brogan visited the precinct.

[@shanlijerome2736]

Haha!! I just looked.. I think this was an improvisation on Andre a part?

[@giantfirekraken3673]

"Why is my phone always dead? I paid 13 dollars for it" is such an underrated line

[@simmerdown281]

I literally love it

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

How would you know if it is underrated, did you conduct a survey or something?

[@AGuyNamedRobin]

Fun? He was never fun, you take that back.

[@nobodycj5037]

Why The hell did this get me crying i was laughing o hard 😂

[@sundusbabur]

I read it exactly like he said it 😂😂😂

[@urlocalcultleader3385]

lol

[@Elienaisuper2]

I'm pretty sure they didn't mean anything when saying that

[@maximeb.9021]

VINDICATIOOOOON

[@deryakarakaya8304]

After the podium prank, holt was telling kevin over the phone. It was such a cute scene

[@ad5047]

The actor behind Holt is a genius. Never missed one delivery and nails every emotion

[@AbbyLynette]

He understood the assignment

[@luckylord7103]

the full bullpen always makes me smile

[@nxahsvidz]

One of my favourite cold opens, it's amazing in every way

[@artemis477]

THE FULL BULLPEN!!!!!!!!

[@hello4fghr]

What episode Is it from?

[@evandelck8541]

I was expecting him to come out pulling Jake’s ear like a dad

[@bojke91]

I think his funniest lines are to Cheddar... "Cheddar you furry little pig" xD

[@reesegalvas2101]

Milan91 he took my fluffy boy

[@spandanmukherjee7013]

"this bitch"

[@regs_uwu]

Milan91 “you’re not Cheddar, you’re just some common bitch”

[@devyanigarg8031]

Why is nobody having a good time? I specifically requested it.

[@0Onyx13]

"I'm very intoxicated" "The alcohol has rendered me a buffoon" even when drunk he still talks so elegantly 😂

[@yadiraisabella7001]

4:30 'Oh, my goodness, I'M VERY INTOXICATED'. Finest quote for being drunk.

[@bloodred9857]

I thought that whole episode was great lol. The later seasons have so much character development for everyone its crazy

[@gooffig5685]

Drunk holt has a lot of great quotes

[@marcmariscotti139]

Boyle:High fives Holt and leaves Terry:High fives Holt and leaves Boyle: Teleports back into the room to be next in line again 6:15

[@sophiasanz3291]

Wait what?

[@shantanuyadav441]

Whoa! Great catch!

[@shireenqasimm]

like dopey from snow white hahahahaha lmfao

[@klee6459]

He may not have actually left the room and just circled back to stand beside jake

[@barangocen6604]

Second one is not boyle he's bill

[@krish0305]

This show was the only show to help with my addiction of the office

[@MikeDCWeld]

Transferring an addiction from one object to another doesn't actually count as helping.

[@kritav1111]

@@MikeDCWeld Actually it can, quitting chocolate would in my opinion be a hell of a lot easier than quitting cigarettes or alcohol.

[@darpan1singhi]

Exact same feelings. Except it includes the office and parks and rec

[@sashimisushii637]

better than it

[@d.dburns552]

marshed mellow....

[@moony2083]

I was waiting for that Comment its sssooooooo amazing😆😂🤣

[@Shrimpfriedpee]

Heheheheheheheh

[@emmaray6215]

I KNEW it!

[@hello4fghr]

I needed the comment thread about this comment

[@hello4fghr]

0:54

[@naifxiv7706]

I like how Amy predicted that Holt will notice a half inch but she was wrong when she thought he get mad and Jake predicted that would be a funny prank but didn't think he'd notice while Boyle knew what's going to happen exactly 7:18 Boyle is only one who can read Holt perfectly

[@scout-jl]

Holt's version of playing it cool: "NuUThiNgGgG...?"

[@TheoTheCoolest]

Time stamp???

[@TheoTheCoolest]

Oh nvm

[@MJ-vu6hp]

0:05 Holt clapping in the background 😂 never noticed that and I’ve watched this show at least 30 times through

[@maevafournier2980]

I'VE NEVER NOTICED ! THANKS !!! 😂

[@maxhuzen6329]

"Condolences, my man" is still one of the best lines in the show.

[@keeshiabrie]

2:57 “Get some!” and Gina’s look after are so funny!!

[@Umar-hh2nh]

I have an idea Why is everyone looking at me? I love drunk holt

[@Jackson-ng4st]

"The Skrillex of his day" that'll forever be one of my favourite quotes

[@ClassicDominique]

"I have an idea.... Why is everyone looking at me?"

[@felixbarber96]

I miss Raymond in the cangle hat

[@hr8097]

I think it’s spelt Kangol

[@gurglequeen433]

Fun Fact the HOT DAMN from the Amy's late cold open was not scripted. It was improvised, it cuts away so fast because after he yelled it everyone started laughing.

[@nhile7445]

*"FUN? I WAS NEVER FUN YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"* -Captain Raymond Holt

[@LaneLaine4892]

Fun?! I was never fun, you take that back!

[@elliotseow7201]

I love how Rosa said FBP as if this is some kind of cop legend that is spoken of around the fireplace with reverence and fear. For no one has accomplished this feat in the history of the 99

[@JohnSmith-mk1rj]

_'My goodness. I'm very intoxicated.'_ - Raymond Holt I am so going to run this line one morning when I'm staggering home at dawn.

[@keepitreal6912]

4:04 this version of Amy always makes me melt

[@coena9377]

3:40 Rosa can be seen smiling. Fun Holt AND Fun Rosa in one video!

[@harryneedham8863]

Anyone else notice that Rosa was laughing after holt said “I like to play” when guessing why amy was late? 🤣🤣🤣

[@tophat5516]

at 2:25, the dancing guy's face is just everything

[@Aarson]

8:26 That was such a sad moment man.Jake &co.were real mean there...

[@CoDJmic]

“John Philip Sousa. The Skrillex of his day.” Truer words have never been spoken.

[@maxhuzen6329]

2:37 "condolences, my man" 😂

[@gisforhungry]

every workplace needs a jake. he brings everyone together. i love how every time he calls the squad together for some random activity they go.

[@tombstonerforever9374]

At Pimento's funeral, Holt hi-fived Rosa and said that he liked them. So it makes no sense for him to agree with Jake when he said that he hated hi-fives.

[@WhiteWolf496]

He grew out of them

[@kindairreevant8607]

Maybe customised high fives are too much as a simple high five is a substantial greeting

[@RockyLXXXVIII]

If you’ve actually seen the show I believe that the high-fiving scene happens before Pimento’s fake funeral

[@tombstonerforever9374]

@@RockyLXXXVIII No it doesn't

[@scrapmetal4429]

no one in this show character or actor is unlikeable I love all of them!

[@whiskeryscorer2393]

5:37 turned into a meme

[@0Onyx13]

8:45 that's so mood

[@dinahsaurrr_]

4:58 I just realized that the decorations are just paper with "Party" written on it on the wall hahahah

[@optimus2008]

Nothing in Brooklyn 99 is more epic than Holt being cool and Jake losing his mind over it.

[@zainabouaid9498]

« I feel like flying in a *CrOiSsAnTs* »

[@benzass95]

"I couldn't bring myself to neuter Cheddar, but I WILL NEUTER YOU ALL"

[@kats9743]

“Fun? I was never fun. You take that back.”

[@verynormalhumans4420]

Something I love about this show is how much of the comedy comes from all the characters genuinely liking each other.

[@niccolosia]

When Holt says You call that dancing?!? 🕺🏻 The look on Jake’s face is priceless 😂

[@AshaRani-yo6nv]

Raymond randomly appearing in the scene and joining their game is the ultimate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aMukherjee86]

I like to think that at 7:30, Joe Lo Trugio is actually laughing, rather than Charles Boyle because of how much fun they’re having on set.

[@reinopoen1881]

5:10 Holt really considered Amy's conversation topic. I know why: for him, ''sarcasm is the coward's lie''.

[@vincentxu8217]

Did Stephanie break character at 3:39? xD

[@vicentecastillo8352]

Yep vincent Im you but latino

[@klarabarunovic9841]

Omg I didn't even notice that until now

[@vincentxu8217]

@@klarabarunovic9841 I didn't notice at first either

[@anthonychamberlin1287]

I was hoping someone else noticed.

[@artemis477]

Maybe Samberg told her a joke

[@doormat-wr9su]

"My goodness I'm very intoxicated." - Very Intoxicated Holt

[@redlineriot1955]

The funeral high five thing is SO FUNNY

[@aleclai8063]

5:05 Amy is clearly a big Phoebe Bridgers fan

[@shantanuyadav441]

As soon as he reaches the podium: *Holt.exe has stopped working*

[@hagrid682]

“Condolences, my man” *high five*

[@dheeksha238]

I can't believe that Scully was more excited about chairs than snacks. 😂😂

[@will28788]

5:24 Christopher Nowinskis theme during his time in the WWE 👊

[@shuhratkessikbayev8886]

I love how even the convicts were cheering for Jake doing the Full Bullpen

[@crimsonbay5036]

charles looks like he broke character at 7:34

[@navaryn2938]

I'm so happy to have noticed that drunk holt uses abbreviations while regular holt doesn't

[@shvy100]

I just love how holt does the FBP bc I didn't expect him to be so cool in this particular moment

[@lucydarcy740]

I’m sorry but at the beginning when Jake walks in and he just claps. It’s iconic

[@jayp5654]

I like Terry's casual laugh at 1:05

[@zacklarkin6590]

Dancing captain holt is the definition of iconic

[@kerryegan3091]

“Dancing over. Situation diffused!” 😂😂🥰🥰🥰

[@scarletblack4887]

Jake's batchelor party is probably my most favorite episodes.

[@Alessandro0917]

Where’s “Funky Cold Medina?” Lol

[@tylerhelt755]

9:20 Jungkook doing the full bullpen and slides right into RM in the elevator

[@theaclairy8992]

3:38 rosa break character😂

[@JairsReadingList]

I wonder if the Captain has ever asked anyone to call him "Ray"?

[@eliana6479]

It’s actually pronounced bowlin not bowline. The real captain Raymond holt would know that. Who is this imposter

[@vt5678]

I don't like how they/Jake treated Charles on the bachelor party. Charles spent a lot of time & effort planning & waiting, then they just blew him off, went to have fun and get drunk without him!

[@CrazyTheif]

6:19 how is Boyle still there after he already left lmao

[@orengk2443]

If only work were this fun then I'd show up early and never leave

[@bryannedelgado6479]

Jake is Holt’s biological son and you can’t tell me otherwise

[@orenjiorenji308]

"Some of us are big lying liars who lie all the time like a bunch of liars, Rosa" an unlocked tongue twister

[@Brzito]

I like how he decorated the room with PARTY posters on the walls 😂😂😂😂

[@cyberquasar2267]

The jokes are so good that even thr actors can keep a straight face in some scenes

[@saimahorwhatever]

I have seen that marshmallow scene so many too times but it never gets old

[@sebprattastian591]

Here, after hearing the news of him passing away. Another great actor gone too soon :(((

[@Marsha-at-Home-Endeavor]

I love the signs with the word "Party" all over the break room

[@rottenmangoes]

One Dislike from Wunch,hatdamn!

[@hudson1847]

I wasn't ever gonna suspect that Holt would be invited to Jake's bachelor party but I am so glad he was

[@someguy4176]

7:31 i can't get over holt's laugh during this scene

[@idontdovarioustasks]

How did they pull that off?

[@hussarregiment7045]

1:33 unironically have eaten italian subs for a late breakfest. It's very good.

[@alexiapareja4077]

Beatriz breaking charcater in 3:39 is the best!!!!

[@MemoRdz97]

The decorations are literally pieces of paper on each wall that say “PARTY” 🤣

[@BazookaJoe1028]

7:10 the 5?! 3? 1?! Scene is my favorite in the entire series