BEST of Ding Dong (Jokes & Sass)

Check out Ding Dong and the rest of the good bois at OneyPlays!:
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[@midgemidge7370]

Playing the "Siri, meeweehehehe" clip is one of the most fool proof ways to get me to absolutely lose it

[@Disappointed_kiryu]

midge midge that was one of my favourite as well

[@jakobhere620]

*_Siriresidentevilinsigniagiveittomenow..._*

[@bittersweetbean]

_timestamp. please-_

[@Dossenbach]

bittersweetbean 14:55

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

“Siri, insigniaspookyResidentEvil4 give me answer...”

[@hysuka2]

Chris: Cartoons are for baybees. Ding Dong: yeah that's why you're not making em anymore. I need an oxygen tank.

[@souptime23]

That oxygen is not going to help. You're going to be breathing laughing gas throughout the whole video.

[@NekoPanik]

Timestamp

[@spartankongcountry6799]

@@NekoPanik Just watch it

[@spartankongcountry6799]

@Matthew Dilbert We dont need no thought control

[@Grandma419]

Spartan Kong Country if you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding

[@Ryskar]

It's funny because Ding Dong says he isn't funny but he is funny.

[@Ryskar]

I'm incapable of being funny. I just type stuff like that when my meds peak.

[@maybe-lh1mo]

You have my old profile pic

[@seansliger1]

I love them all equally

[@williamw.2610]

I love Ding Dong unequally

[@amoru1012]

He's not funny He's *_funnee_*

[@Irishcrossing]

Chris is crass Ding dong is sass Julian is glass

[@annabellehawkins9391]

Irishcrossing julian is g(ay)lass

[@wildcamlmusic]

Julian is glass with a gay, Mexican eye.

[@HuntermanHD]

But only one of them has the *fat ass*

[@tobbegaming1415]

Now the whole World is crap

[@jackmazeika5594]

Agustereon Julian is THICC

[@zacgorman1846]

The sass boy, the gay boy, and the scream boy.

[@autorogue]

but which is which????????

[@breesway9749]

Gac Zorman but dingaling is gay and scream too

[@020halo]

ding dong gobble my fookin plums

[@TheeOakTree]

The gangsta, the killa and the dope dilla

[@llamawayne6944]

aren't din and ju datin

[@apechilly]

I want ding dong to be real

[@ripley2k15]

Luca have i got news for you

[@annabellehawkins9391]

im screaming

[@algernon7272]

He is real but you’ll never seen him

[@pigslam]

Saw an image of him on than once, he's very handsome.

[@lubu5939]

@Billy Mercer plump

[@emmadamico3753]

ding dong: *laughs* me, with tears in my eyes: thank you

[@ShooneyToons]

same

[@glenstrashcan6484]

same

[@thebrinklisht7346]

Same

[@mariofanfiftyfvie6652]

me

[@minjjiowo9100]

e

[@becketclark9942]

every oneyplays episode ever chris: weeaahchchchh abbkugoooo abooloboolobb. this reminds me of (mildly obscure media) dingdong: this is stupid and you're fucking wrong julian: *I'm gonna pass out*

[@crowgang6678]

autistic screeching that's why I like these boys

[@fatboyoficiale]

Reading this in their voices tho

[@cracklasco]

2:07, Julian's Joquine Phoenix Joker impression is *ON POINT*

[@londondownsasmr2584]

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

[@lordgreedon3653]

Lmao

[@LeatherHobo]

I like how when Julian laughs enough he sounds like he's crying, and the if he laughs more it sounds like a witch

[@Sofnuuy]

Poo Poo McNuggets no way, Julian totally sounds like that Mario clip "Mama Luigi?!" When he laughs lol

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa292]

happy halloooweeeen

[@PretentiousAdonis]

How come oney says that all the comments are "why no more cartoons" when in reality they're "he make a funi scream"

[@DrBachur]

He went to the Game Grumps school of reading your own comments.

[@skipjackdoesstuff7110]

Your Waifu's best friend he make a funi scream

[@PretentiousAdonis]

Jack Lockett He make le epic troll face and le epic scrim

[@annabellehawkins9391]

truth

[@mello6311]

Because he did used to get a lot of shit for not making cartoons anymore. And still does occasionally. However most of those comments come right after he posts a video, but get drowned out as more views come in.

[@goblin9867]

SOMEONE HELP I CAN'T HEAR THIS DELIGHTFUL POC CHILD

[@sobuttered]

Noah Benveniste as soon as it came to that part I was reading your comment 😄

[@lieutenantlettuce8306]

Toilet me aswell

[@Bradyoungbass]

Had me crying 😂

[@Tunkkis]

Oh, that's what that was. I was wondering what a "pock child" was for way too long.

[@heartz4guitarmasterx7]

IM TRIPPING BALLS AND I WAS SO CONFUSED HWNE I FIRST READ THIS AND THEN ICREMEMBERD

[@DrBachur]

I dream every night of a day Dingdong and Zach spend in the same room.

[@maxkordon]

BACHUR nose insertion

[@AceGaimz]

Totally Accurate Battlegrounds

[@mikeyd5417]

Mr. Peterschmitt

[@GayIncel]

Wasn't there a stream with ding dong and Zach where Zach accidentally said ding dong's name

[@michaelbullen3104]

Lol they’re all really tight knit friends they’ve been in the same room together many times

[@MYHANDLENOWBRB]

ding dongs laugh at 26:23 gives me the strength to keep moving forward

[@fatboyoficiale]

“Ha” “He” “Ehehehe no”

[@weowweowweowweeeweooowww1174]

i think his laugh in man throw can gave me the happy

[@KitKat_293]

Oh yea that was adorable!

[@mcgfn]

Oney is the beef, Julian is the queef, and Ding Dong is the Long

[@daftie-]

the chief

[@Liliputian07]

Ding Dong was right at the beginning brain / membrane is a parallel rhyme which is less effective and requires less effort than a true rhyme (oney play / julian gay / ding dong do the funny say)

[@flmalegre]

Liliputian07 thank

[@Liliputian07]

no prah, brah

[@rorokhorosho]

_hey dongle dingy du do the funny say_

[@wutzit]

Not surprised, Chris is fucking dumb lmao

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

Liliputian07 Look, if Emily Dickinson can base an entire career on motherfucking slant rhyme and still be considered one of the greatest poets ever, then brain can rhyme with membrane.

[@bisectbrain]

ding dong from mid 2016- mid 2017 was the straight man and then in late 2017 he just makes funny screems just like the other bois

[@g.k.4710]

Ironic isn't it?

[@17colas]

he was terraformed

[@Shyghost22]

@@rr53213rr…have I seen you before…?

[@Natalie_Toshino]

Nothing wrong with that.

[@spookotim4445]

I wanna know what ding dong looks like irl, but I don't want to ruin the illusion that he's a funny bunny man

[@Natalie_Toshino]

He is actually a funny bunny baby man.

[@juneru2]

18:52 little did they know it really was foreshadowing.

[@TungstenViper]

juneru oh fuck off.

[@Emi_Is_Human]

Mr.Mugen93 I don't get it

[@Emi_Is_Human]

I don't get it

[@austinbeshers5477]

@@Emi_Is_Human dd and julian left oneyplays

[@Emi_Is_Human]

austin beshers Oh understandable

[@fornkey9819]

this video shouldnt exist because every moment of ding dong is the best moment

[@mcgfn]

Detective Phil It would exist, but it would just be every Oneyplays video ever in one video.

[@whynotll83]

41:40 chris provoking dingdong while he say chris in different octives is my favorite part.

[@hypan0vaULTRA]

Whenever Julian says "we haven't said anything funny this episode", I just think "Oh, Julian, you give us too much credit when it comes to what you do that amuses us"

[@drvincemd]

14:58 always kills me with no fail

[@Rhlgull1331]

“she said boogie resident” is my favourite ding dong quote

[@codywrzesinski6877]

“Siri meweehehehee”

[@asalamander7709]

"POC child" makes me laugh every fuckin time without fail

[@keichi4222]

Ding Dong yelling “GODDAMNIT” at 2:01 took me OUT

[@TrueKirb]

Ding dong in a nutshell: THAT WOULDNT HAPPEN! HE WOULDNT SAY THAT!

[@grandiosereject5083]

ding dong is my favorite part of oney plays 😂 "Siri me wee hehe"

[@rottenmoth]

*he a big boy, he legal*

[@TheOtisUpham]

acxadental that holds up in court

[@juillgc1557]

"he said he was a big boy... and he was a big boy"

[@handsomebrick]

@@juillgc1557 "he said he was a big boy... and _he was a big boy"_

[@jamishmcquo7590]

22:14 that dead air had me laughing so hard

[@Mawss.05]

14:20 Julian’s laugh got me

[@NRLazy]

I can't figure out Ding Dongs Accent. It makes everything he says even funnier.

[@hypan0vaULTRA]

He's from Planet Chicago so his accent is not of this earth. Maybe that's why?

[@EpicGamer-rs8rd]

Depressed

[@ASofterDayHere]

@@EpicGamer-rs8rd depressed

[@ASofterDayHere]

@@EpicGamer-rs8rd ?

[@kindaepicngl1671]

Depressed

[@TheMooper27]

1:56 Ding Dong: "Hit 'Play'." Oney: "What if I hit 'File' instead?" Ding Dong: "I'd be really upset" Oney: Hits 'File' Ding Dong: "GOD DAMN IT!" Oney: "What if I hit 'Settings' my friend?" Ding Dong: Dies inside a little. Julian: Laughs and does his best to stay awake. Oney: Makes Oney noises. The true golden age.

[@NickOwens]

This is more of just a "best of Oney Plays" because funny Ding Dong bits are about half of the video. Not that I'm complaining.

[@annabellehawkins9391]

120percentNick true

[@TheOtisUpham]

Agreed but they do feature dingy sass

[@MookusL]

*siri me wee hee hee hee*

[@jonathanarbuckle3424]

*siri insignia spookiria resident evil 4 gimmie answer now*

[@MirrorDimly]

_Boogie Resident 4_ sounds like a good movie.

[@dextergrif1052]

Julian saying “Now You’re Thinking With Portals” made me laugh way more than it should have

[@Spiral87]

Sleepy Julian Weepy Julian

[@Deletedvirus404]

wheeze wheeze wheeze

[@tsny]

Creepy Julian Peepy Julian

[@paintrain7066]

Jason Vorsneeze

[@radiantstarlight0428]

Spiral87 currently wheezing Julian

[@Pat0p]

Spiral87 Beepy Julian Keepy Julian

[@er3n54]

I'm straight but I want Ding Dong to hold me tight and tell me everything is ok.

[@makkypak415]

ER3N who wouldn't??.? Str8 or not

[@frygreaze6785]

yesssss

[@HumansFreshlyBorn]

“I’m straight, but” can only end one way

[@straciatella777]

@@HumansFreshlyBorn "no homo but"

[@monte_2000]

I’m pretty sure he’s also unironically gay

[@llennord]

Dingus dongus

[@RayLilith]

deengus schweengus

[@jacob1202]

Bingus Bongus

[@PencilSnek]

clingus clongus

[@Pat0p]

Fingus fongus

[@ApolloDoesit]

lengthy lennord le dinga donga the chimichanga

[@stellastellub]

ding dong got really pissy on stream once because someone in chat called him sassy and julian agreed with them

[@Shyghost22]

@@rr53213rrwait a second…

[@Andrew123456789076]

4:13 I keep comin back to this scene in shenmue, its too perfect

[@summertimeclothes8412]

*what if i hit files instead* *what if i hit settings my friend*

[@dylangunter1555]

Best part

[@BobbleheadLuck]

*hello friend*

[@amberberardinis5008]

I have a huge crush on Ding Dong

[@AngelRodriguez-by6ni]

Honestly, who doesn't?

[@Gwentoki]

I do aswell

[@wowwoah6392]

Shit, me too. I'm gonna write a Ding Dong x reader, I'll link it when it's finished ya'lL.

[@lemonytoast2421]

W O W W O A H keep us updated- i have a huge ass crush on dingus, too

[@mrPuddiCake]

You gotta get in line, buddy! I get to date DingDong first

[@triplechocolate887]

14:57

[@ArguablyTheWorst]

Thanks for replay button

[@Roach_Dogg_JR]

It’s a godsend that Julian and dingdong are both gay and not white, because they are allowed to make all the funniest jokes with all the worst slurs without fear.

[@JammerAma]

What? Ding Dong is white

[@JTRockYT]

​@@JammerAmaliterally!

[@Kevin-VP]

Weirdo

[@boyo7918]

Dingus dongus is low-key the funniest member of the funeebois

[@tacenda_loon]

High key

[@shaitet]

I dunno about that, Zach is also equally, if not in some cases, more funni.

[@CS9_]

"Siri me wee hee hee" - Ding Dong

[@beefboy2928]

Oh my god I adore you Ding Dong, you're sassy voice is so adorable.

[@rorokhorosho]

_you're?_ yis dingi dongu is sassi voyse

[@doublebassman123]

What do you imagine he looks like?

[@eins2001]

Luna Starr *sees your pic* Dude, stop pretending to be a girl

[@Aluminum.K]

@@eins2001 Robin can be a female name.

[@bingus9651]

*DREAMY CASTA*

[@Jayystuff]

*YOU CAN SHUT UP NOW*

[@jordanboyd5587]

*WHAT A FUN*

[@maggs131]

Ding dong, Corey and chris playing revolution 60 is quite the trio. Its actually like three awesome duos

[@PanzerTank_]

Corey sounds so soft and timid, like an innocent boy, before discovering porn

[@Superbuchi]

At 42:50, DingDong references Clone High, one of my favorite shows.

[@razzledazzle8593]

I think it’s the same episode where he makes another clone high joke with the baby scenario

[@Liquid_Mike]

There's no thing I've wanted more in my lifetime than a supercut of all Oney cut content. Dingdang can run through me with a jackhammer as long as I'm viewing the sacred footage whilst dying.

[@Liquid_Mike]

I don't remember writing this?

[@Thereaperofcrows]

I love how the first minutes are gold: Time to play Dreamy Casta!

[@DevdevOnYT]

Was Ding Dong actually the Inspector Gadget Mineycrafta guy?

[@RawkHawk9000]

Your profile picture is cursed

[@yourbasicninja]

With the current situation Ding Dong and Julian are in, this feels bittersweet and sad instead of funny goofs and gaffs like how I use to watch it.

[@joshuawilliams9247]

Oh no what’s the situation they’re in?

[@mobius273]

Yeah what happened

[@Tuschi17]

I love that he acknowledges that most things are just bullshit. Feels good.

[@Adon510]

14:58 Note to self, Never drink anything while watching Oneyplays 💀

[@ashleighross1003]

Love ya Dingdong and Julian 💕 hope you guys are going to be ok.

[@lucarin8191]

Yeah I'm nothing but happy that they're taking initiative in their lives. I'm excited for Bippy too ^_^

[@Jacksmusicshack]

Same 🥰

[@bigdaddydons6241]

I hope they'll one day get enough money to build a rocket so dingdong can return to his planet

[@yournobletruths]

90% of the time I don't even know why I'm laughing so hard. Nor do I know why Julian's laugh is so fucking heart warming

[@ceoofspaceandtime8671]

1:03 to 2:28 has to be the best clip in all of Oneyplays!

[@msthecommentator2863]

"Siri mewehehe" and "rapist beware - you're in for a scare" could wake me from a coma laughing 🤣

[@ParityS]

Ding Dong is a good boy

[@amoru1012]

Ding dong is best boy

[@joniroooooo]

this is good

[@seanwilson5753]

frogman Your profile pic seems to say otherwise.

[@RustTillDusk]

M

[@amoru1012]

now this is fun

[@unoriginalname2842]

Siri me wee hee hee - ding dong

[@tomcross3000]

Dingdong is pretty cute like a rare collectable happy meal toy.

[@hiagustres]

When does he come to screen and do funny scream

[@lucarin8191]

I hope for nothing but happiness for Ding Dong and Julian (and Chris as well)

[@lizzieandmocha1131]

"Siri me wee-hee-hee" will always be one of my favorite Ding Dong quotes.

[@solidussnake9802]

Till this day I search "Resident Evil 4 Insignia Puzzle" on youtube in hopes to find that video that started with an intro lmao

[@SabbyNeko]

I love how Julian mimics the low audio quality when he imitates Shenmue.

[@jacej397]

I can't even imagine what ding ding looks like

[@bradcuzidk8306]

As much as I love our favourite little goblin Zach, Ding Dong is still the funniest to me.

[@christopherkelley1664]

Ding Dong never gets tiresome, Zach can.

[@brianjager3214]

D R E A M Y C A S T A ! ! ! ! ! !

[@jjacobyy]

Tornado The Fox F U R R Y !

[@stiinkysocks6354]

And the legend of the creamy pasta

[@scootszilla]

One hour of pure greatness.

[@Boxmajor]

0:30 I love how quickly Julian changed his mind

[@Xorrak]

48:43 W-W-W-W-W-W-W-HOA

[@zombcake1186]

We need to get one of these with all of Chris's hypothetical

[@freshproduce4048]

Ding dong's has learned a few key phrases from his time on earth. Oh Julian Pstss. Ahehehehe And, NO!

[@sloppyphart7879]

Don't forget when he says "Chris" in disappointed motherly tone

[@LilOutlaw03]

@@sloppyphart7879 there's also "You can't say that! "

[@andymoore8835]

Dangus dingus is my favorite boy.

[@momsspaghetti7693]

Ding Dong: *Breathes* Me: I love you so much

[@dr.anderson1847]

Ding dong is that one side character with an absurd amount of lore

[@silvernick65]

To this day I'm surprised chris never did a best of DingDong video on his official channel.

[@JimMilton-ej6zi]

Dingdong would probably cry if chris made a best of video on stuff he willingly did and willingly accepted money to do since that's what he usually does

[@suckersupreme4380]

"it's not a rape joke, it's a fucking a dog joke"

[@Disappointed_kiryu]

Max I just read this as soon as it came on

[@crisismoon880]

Rewatching this on my birthday was pretty nostalgic and fun.

[@jeffreynolds8830]

42:50 I mean, its a very common expression. I'm so mad I could piss glue.

[@flamewerewolf9569]

14:59 I was eating nachos and I laughed making pieces of nachos go up on the top of my throat, I had to pause the video just to swallow it down

[@Murkrust]

julian dying made me barf

[@byHexted]

“I’m working on it idiots” hasn’t made a cartoon since this lmao

[@LL-yn1zz]

When Ding Ding starts yelling he kinda sounds like the vocalist from Mudvayne

[@LL-yn1zz]

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[@corbse2059]

While recording every video, Ding Dong is in Black Face

[@niney5405]

Thank you for the laughs, Ding Dong. It was truly great.

[@pentelegomenon1175]

I can't believe those were Chris' last words to Ding Dong.

[@KingKyoryu1234]

I never realized it but Ding Dong is (probably) the funniest member of the original Oney Crew.

[@Minerveestar]

14:57 Siri me whee hee

[@jinx1987]

Why’re you such a fucking idiot?

[@Subpar1O1]

I'm not sure I understand.

[@TheTrueMerrio]

game theory, is dingus dong king dedede in disguise?

[@Disappointed_kiryu]

TheTrueChuster game theory, is minecraft the birth place of dingus dongus

[@DevdevOnYT]

game theory, is ding dong a figment of Chris and Julian's imagination?

[@arkabanerjee7996]

@@DevdevOnYT pppppkk

[@Natalie_Toshino]

I love how, during the Courage humiliation porn bit, they talk to the dog, and he goes, "I've always hated-", and they cut it off at exactly that point.

[@eolendes6432]

"Why are you laughing, it's just a coin." Makes me giggle like an idiot. 30:31

[@TheDankShrimp]

Hearing Julien drop a huge laugh after a wheeze resets my life.

[@galahadinahat6874]

Chris should be a voice actor tbh if he's not one already one or has been one

[@MrMattimation]

Cicire I think he said once he doesn't like doing it

[@annabellehawkins9391]

Carnel Sanders thank you ive been saying this

[@siefer117]

Kirb Chris seems to hate doing everything that he's good at. We need to bring up the confidence in that boy. Either that or he's one of those guys that had a new passion every month.

[@cowking6426]

If I remember correctly, he's done some voice acting before. But the only thing I remember him voice acting is Eduardo from Eddsworld

[@BlamoStramo]

Look at oneyng

[@Yoshifan22]

"Move over Star Wars."

[@10191927]

So where is Ding Dong from? Another time? Another place? Another world?

[@brettCU]

Marth he is a slugman from an alien world (that was invaded and destroyed by lets players)

[@10191927]

Doc Hollindaise - What a sad fate, now he's trapped here, the last of his kind. I hope one day he finds more slug men like himself or slug women.

[@Ross-hn3ui]

Marth he's from the planet Chicago

[@020halo]

I have heard of the slugman theory, however I have to disagree. I have a decent amount of proof to show that ding dong is in fact a less powerful version of god that was ejected from heaven and outcast to earth- not satan, rather a demigod named Dingus Dongus. I'm sure that name rings a bell, fellas.

[@10191927]

naaier - Id say the alien theory is most likely, until we get an episode of Oney Plays that explains Ding Dong's origin and we're all completely wrong about everything.

[@cecilofchristmaspast4186]

I'll never not laugh at Ding Dong's Shenmue "oh kid you're too much for me~"