OneyPlays - Stories

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[@kyles.8332]

“What’s the hardest you’ve ever hit a child?” “Ooh, that’s a tough one”

[@mohnomoosik]

literally

[@capibaradeluxe9193]

I press the arm of a kid really hard if that counts

[@lordtachanka5512]

When I was 5, I tripped in-front of Tomar while at the store. He looked at me with true disgust in his eyes as he stood me up and proceeded to beat me senselessly. It was a truly scarring experience.

[@JohnAnderson-kt3bj]

@@lordtachanka5512 it's true I saw famous KZbinr and internet personality Joshua Tomar assault him as a child

[@primitivechef8009]

@@JohnAnderson-kt3bj it’s true! I am Joshua Tomar and I collect fetuses for my jar collection

[@yaboimakoto4706]

"I'd never hit her but I'd lay into you" Sin City in a nutshell

[@bigboysdotcom745]

god bless you and this comment

[@dekudude8888]

Goldie.....

[@marlonramon9786]

Holy fuck I saw sin city 30 minutes ago and I see this comment

[@hankhill2254]

Comedy gold

[@stephenm8415]

What do you mean? That is nothing like my favourite game Sim City

[@DojoVII]

I often forget Chris is Irish then he impersonates someone from his childhood and it's really good.

[@deslacooda]

It's so fookin' deadly

[@danculbert6349]

Thats because he's got a big dirty American accent

[@austink4623]

You really only notice it in a few words he says like car

[@science_bear]

@@austink4623 Oh yeah I remember that time he was saying “serect your curr” when they were playing Mario kart.

[@GARGANTUAN_JAME]

He thought it'd be good

[@botchedresurrectiongf1743]

“Babies falling over...take a seat”

[@ubermaster134]

"Sonic goes to the real world dude."

[@DrKevlar]

Sonic falling over in the real world

[@kirbyrox2]

Zach asserting his dominance

[@botchedresurrectiongf1743]

Thingy thanks

[@evandrogge6399]

r/ooconeyplays

[@clarkolasful]

I don't know why but when Ding Dong says "Christopher.... WAHOO!" it kills me every time.

[@maysonharville31]

timestamp pls I wanna see

[@clarkolasful]

@@maysonharville31 the bit leading up starts at 03:35

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

Cause it's good

[@larrygriffin4343]

​@@maysonharville31 i hate when people can't watch the first four minutes of a two hour long video they willingly clicked on

[@crisptomato9495]

Ding Dong’s school sounds absolutely miserable.

[@blockstewrat3780]

@Water King I forget he’s gay

[@lowkiii7230]

@Water King what does him being gay have to do with his school

[@jimbomclimbo7467]

@@lowkiii7230 school is gay

[@yushi560]

All public schools are miserable, some are just more miserable than others

[@ichimaru96]

@@yushi560 the new book by George Orwell. School farm

[@thelordofpies2283]

"Put pizza on floor. Open pizza and put it on floor now." That sounds like he was about to execute you or something.

[@comedyman4896]

That's what they tell you when you try to out pizza the hut

[@mesotolioma5089]

Can't believe they trusted that guy

[@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14]

Then he hands DingDong a slice of pizza and says "start digging motherfucker"

[@McDoinky]

@@mesotolioma5089 Yeah that’s weird as hell. What were they thinking

[@queencancerous5332]

I honestly thought he was going to stomp on it

[@andymoore8835]

“Kids react to daddy watching me” sent me into a laughing fit, despite it not even being a story.

[@ethanmiller1808]

and hes right it does sound really creepy

[@LinusBitchTits]

Each night Father fills me with dread When he sits at the foot of my bed I’d not mind that he speaks, in gibbers and squeaks But for seventeen years he’s been dead

[@disposable_income_andy]

something about that is just the perfect combination of words that it sounds like it'd fit perfectly with old shock videos/sites like goatse or lemon party.

[@patrickmacdonald6282]

The guy who put on honest trailers killed me

[@MiniatureRanni]

He lay into you

[@ghostburgers4284]

Did he take you to the woods first?

[@HusbandofLois]

The amount of real life people I know who have hijacked an evening to play Honest Trailers is ridiculous

[@BigBrosFilms]

Yeah it's funny to think there are people out there that really like honest trailers haha even WatchMojo is better lmao

[@HusbandofLois]

@Psy Duck It's either that or Cinema Sins

[@CommunismNeverWorked]

This was the thing I liked about gameplays with Julian. He wasn't the kind of guy to make nonsense humor jokes like most of them, but he engaged on conversations that were interesting to listen to

[@fatboyoficiale]

I miss the old era

[@jemery212]

ok nerd

[@rey1185]

he good boy 😌 he legal 😁😏

[@birdthenerd2163]

I also like how he died almost every time Chris or Ding Dong did a bit

[@Ampher03]

I like both eras tbh. I love the laid back vibe of ding dong and Julian, but I love Zach’s chaotic bullshit

[@robinok3]

1:33:44 update from a young boy currently in high school: no, nobody in a school knows how to use a computer. I got suspended for 3 days for accessing google groups and sending a message to EVERYONE IN THE SCHOOL BOARD because they didn't know how to limit access. The reason for suspension was for "hacking a way through the backdoor"

[@arealhuman826]

I got suspended for using a proxy to watch porn in class then when I came back to school they made me the computer teacher's assistant and gave me administrator privileges lol

[@Spiderbloke]

Pro life tip: Most people are bullshitting and hoping you don't find out. That includes your teachers. They just exercise that little bit of power they have over you to try and cover it. Same with employers.

[@muffpuff5632]

@@arealhuman826 heh no

[@1000drman]

Reminds me of the times in highschool when I found out how to get past the schools firewall by using wikipedia so I was able to access 4chan but my programming teacher was cool with it

[@jaysternumber1]

@@1000drman my programming teacher is super chill, he’s constantly talking about how the school’s blocking system is garbage

[@DevonPalmer98]

I miss the laid back vibe Julian and ding dong brought with them, relaxes me like nothing else.

[@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263]

You’d probably like their streams.

[@CommunismNeverWorked]

@@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263 how can I find them?

[@ME-ki7vq]

@@CommunismNeverWorked either dingdongvg or like, wanwangames

[@jelqotheclown]

Crow?

[@pixelpancake4498]

Cool

[@Used__Napkin]

I always love when they talk about their old roommate at 21:47 she was quite the character.

[@BigBrosFilms]

She seems like the average white woman

[@erikrivera5946]

@GrapeSkoda I know!! The lore deepens...

[@glazeddonut7968]

@GrapeSkoda link?

[@stinklinethegoblin5952]

I always thought it could’ve been stampers girlfriend or something

[@noahharp1763]

@@stinklinethegoblin5952 apparenty theyve name dropped them as ‘joy’ in a sleepycabin ep but ppl also think it might be that nazi girl that was on the animators panel w them (when mick was blackout drunk)

[@Taentarctic]

So many stories, we can make a history class about it.

[@GhostToaster525]

The Taentarctic edge

[@DigitalVomitTV]

funi 101

[@ixaac453]

a christory class perhaps

[@HusbandofLois]

You'd open up the textbook and a big man would jump out and say "TRIVIA FROM OUR LET'S PLAYS"

[@RoachCatJr]

Dom Thommmmmmm no :)

[@opaiescents]

oh god the spider/house centipede debate reminded me of the time i put my arm into a fuzzy jacket during fall, felt something crunch and start poking/stabbing me, thought my dog brought in a leaf from outside, pulled it out the sleeve with my other hand and then a house centipede crawled over the back of my hand

[@zacharyrichardson8435]

The colour just drained from my body

[@GhostToaster525]

Kek

[@cream9905]

A similar thing happened to me. When i was really young, like 8, I was going hunting with my dad.Then I'm stuck my leg in my pantleg, and there was a huge stickbug! But this story is much less scary than yours because there are no centipedes in my area.

[@jellomarrow1184]

Once I was carrying wood from outside into my house for a fire pit and I felt something repeatedly poking at my chest. I stuck my hand inside my shirt and took out a bee that had been stabbing me constantly. The pain wasn’t all that bad, but it scared the crap out of me

[@starbolt293]

Almost happened to me, but I saw it on the shirt I was about to put on. Those fuckers are huge

[@bardonardo2001]

DingDong: "I don't really have any interesting school stories" Also DingDong: "Our school tried to convince us 9/11 didn't happen" I dunno DingDong, that sounds really fucking fascinating to me.

[@feeblecrusty7914]

This comment is so needlessly aggressive I love it

[@rokronroff]

All of DingDong's school stories are infuriating. What a shit place to have to try to get an education.

[@gameboy4288]

Where was that

[@kooliooolio]

sounds like a typical midwestern school lol

[@ghost.and.gills.]

I think he meant he didn’t have any fun stories

[@DeathPanorama]

if you fall asleep to delobeast compilations raise your hand

[@sashal9424]

✋🏻 my mom always wonders why there is funny youtube men screaming from my room

[@jmonkey106]

I fall asleep to the complete oneyplays series or super mega cast

[@anon-qp3ee]

@@sashal9424 yes

[@GamblerOfFate777]

sasha l my mom does as well

[@GamblerOfFate777]

I always need a podcast or a funny story compilation to go to sleep

[@floppartinc]

I love that the one divergence from Oneyplays clips was the one clip of Matt eating lil Dale right after calling cockroaches crunchy like three years earlier

[@koga924]

Cockroaches do in fact bite. One night, maybe 4 or 5 years ago, I woke up because of a clamping feeling on my lower lip, similar to a clothespin and when I woke up there was a massive ~3 inch cockroach chewing on my lip, I was so shook I actually started crying even though I was already in my later teenage years. This actually gave me PTSD or something because now whenever I see a cockroach I do a fucking battlecry and grab the closest object to me and clobber it to mush with pure primal rage and fear combined. Truly terrifying.

[@vasaus]

I have limited feeling in my feet and when i was living in bascially a shack id have to make sure i moved every 5 minutes otherwise roaches would take to chomping on toes and i wouldn't notice until theyd gotten pretty far in there, honest to god horrifying

[@KBvidss]

@@crevice5369 i got ptsd from a GIANT 3 foot tall roach yknow...

[@user-jp8oj3qj3o]

feel you. due to life misadventures cockroaches send me into full on panic attacks lmao

[@crevice5369]

@@KBvidss that wasnt a roach. That was me.

[@tulnicular3162]

*smooch*

[@krookedfemurs9785]

I think the movie Chris watches while getting high was; mac and Devin go to high school. The movie starts with a joint telling you to get high, his name is slowburn

[@Monsterassassin3]

Maybe the worst movie ever madd

[@krookedfemurs9785]

@@Monsterassassin3 it was great

[@radveggie5586]

@@krookedfemurs9785 i watched it with my friend walter while we were high (who woulda guessed) and it was hilarious

[@arealhuman826]

Thanks dad

[@BigBrosFilms]

I own a copy of that movie. AMA.

[@ghostedtoast8318]

“I DO SAY MY GOOD FRIENDS, THIS INDIVIDUAL IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED!”

[@nomorenames7323]

Man, Tomar’s ceiling story is just an acid trip.

[@thesuffering0412]

timestamp?

[@GhostToaster525]

stractyl you don’t want it

[@thesuffering0412]

@@GhostToaster525 damn

[@GhostToaster525]

HibbleBribble idk why should it be?

[@GhostToaster525]

broc cause that sound stupid

[@plbster]

Sonic goes to the real world is freakin epic

[@ketchupwater06]

Lyle's story about the Minecraft server never fails to get me. The way he mocks the server moderator's voice with a Dragon Ball Z Ocean Dub voice is just so damn golden.

[@gulfcoastgaming6034]

5:40 The way Ding Dong says “I’m way better than Drawn Together!” Like a smug cartoon reviewer/Chris Chan is amazing

[@darkodargon4230]

I love you delo beast

[@cameronphoenixrose882]

i'm sure delobeast loves you too :)

[@MikeyLikey95]

@@cameronphoenixrose882 Delobeast isn't real... Your parents just buy all your presents for you for Puhskenti Day.

[@FancifulProdigy]

@@MikeyLikey95 disliked for heresy, sorry :(

[@Christoffer13]

Thank you for making this. The stories are the best part of their let's plays.

[@Cirroyt]

Does anyone know what happened to Julian and the other guy

[@hahahe7239]

Oneyplays stories > Game Grump stories And you can't change my mind

[@beepboop8751]

Brave

[@jacobbassa7450]

I completely agree 10000x percent.

[@theboss3721]

Sleepy cabin stories > every other channel

[@YCountdownY]

Stories = Stories Big brain.

[@BigBrosFilms]

What about supermega stories? My favorite is when Ryan plays the barbie game with that dude and he says "you make you one".

[@AsianEyes007]

I can relate SO much to seeing actual characters, images, etc, in patterns of tiles, walls, paintings, and others. As a kid, I remember just sitting on the toilet or in the shower just looking around, and if I looked long or hard enough, I would find a shape that resembles something I’ve seen before or reminds me of something.

[@weenieboi3536]

same here

[@CrisisMoon7]

is this not normal?

[@Dark0neone]

Tomar HAS to be into humiliation. He said it himself, the people who are into that the most are usually really powerful. I don't know of anyone more powerful than Tomar.

[@voiceofgrima1179]

That's why he used the Tomar Emeralds to create Jaxxy

[@nateofnazareth7785]

I need a ding dong suspicious school stories comp

[@belinskiparadox7687]

Chris saying "That's so fookin deadly" may be my favorite voice clip

[@fruitsalad4615]

Can you do a "look it's Tomar" compilation next?

[@aalex970]

Tomar impression compilation. Divide it in segments,Chris,Zach,Lyle,and Most importantly Tomar doing aTomar impression

[@andrewhoerle3686]

I second this ^

[@FatJesusHangry]

Yes

[@crisismoon880]

Hehe

[@la_jefe9105]

And then he did

[@Turlesy]

matt and ryan sound different

[@latenight1218]

Ok

[@jaedavis1624]

Ben Henry idk why that’s so funny to me

[@Turlesy]

@@jaedavis1624 s-same

[@jaedavis1624]

Ok Ok 😳😳

[@Turlesy]

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[@DJPonychan18]

7:59 Julian innocently not knowing the plot to the beetlejuice cartoon.

[@naterk9460]

My school story happened in computer class around 5th grade. We were playing one of those typing games and we were all supposed to play this game where it's like, you're in this submarine being chased by a shark and you're given a bunch of words to type, and if you type too slow or make too many mistakes the shark catches up and eats you. It keeps track of your typing speed and accuracy the whole time, averaging it out as you play and then gives you the final results if the shark doesn't get you by the end. Well my 5th grade brain figured out that this game (made in the early 2000s) wasn't capable of making you die fast enough from a really bad start. The shark would just increment closer to you based on certain intervals, apparently with set maximums. In other words, what I figured out was that I could just hold down the A key for almost the entire first half the level (each was only about a minute long), and then if I typed really fast and accurately immediately afterwards, the shark would get really close but not get me, and as long as I did pretty average for the rest of the level, I'd survive. This would greatly curve my "average speed" by the end of the level. I'd say back then I could type about 55-60 wpm, but my stats at the end would say I typed 110-120 wpm (which technically I guess I did). One day we were having a stupid little competition with some dinky little prize - probably a candy bar or something - for whoever had the fastest typing speed (not counting accuracy). I obviously technically won doing this but was immediately scolded by the teacher and even given a demerit for "Not taking class seriously." Looking back that really pisses me off that I essentially got punished for thinking outside the box. I followed all the rules given to me, but because I used a tactic no one else thought of and exploited an old, cheap technology, I got punished.

[@naterk9460]

Had another fun one in high school where we had a substitute teacher for like a week. The main teacher was gone for some trip or something all week. In this class, we were allowed to get into groups to work on this paper, so we all came up with the EXACT same answers. The next day, we get our papers back, and everyone in our group is all sitting next to each other, and we see that on one question, despite having the EXACT same answers, out of the four of us, one of us got -1 on the question, another -2, another -3, and I lost 4 points on it. The best part is we obviously brought this up with the substitute teacher and he refused to give an explanation.

[@TheTGOAC]

There's a difference between innovating and "thinking outside the box" and straight up cheating. You didn't learn how to do the skill (typing) faster, you just found a way to look better than you really are. It's dishonest and not productive.

[@ndf3]

@@TheTGOAC but it does demonstrate a certain level of critical thinking. It's the classic kid thing of doing more work to do less work.

[@billyheart8699]

Damn when they talk about schools, it reminds me of how fucked my school system was. The general rule was that big kids weren’t allowed to pick on or tease any one smaller than them, but the smaller kids could always get away with anything. I always always bigger and taller than anyone around me so I got bullied and the system fucking protected those shitters. It’s probably the reason I like oneyplays now tbh.

[@rustyshackleford6633]

I think about the crow story at least once a day. I always say "I thought it'd be good" in that accent out of context. People think I'm weird.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

I'm just wondering if Chris knew at the time that he was talking to Daithi deNogla.

[@TheRuanchyTesticle]

The movie Chris is talking about is probably “Mac & Devin Go To Highschool” the Wiz Khalifa & Snoop Dogg movie. Shit was super popular in the 2010’s for smokers and rap music fans lol

[@gibreys23]

I was thinking the same thing. Friend and I were on edibles not too long ago and watched that. I remember being high during the "You're gonna wanna get high" part and saying "Hey good thing we're watching it now huh?" Lmao.

[@Skullkan6]

16:53 one of the few times I've heard ding dong legitimately mad

[@DiranJiru]

I can't believe that I felt sad knowing this video was over.

[@roachdoggjr7393]

I dont dislike the "new" people they have on at all but Ding Dong and Julian will always be the best imo. They would make really niche references that were funny even if you didn't get them. It was just so chill how they'd switch from being goofy to talking about their opinions on games/TV shows or whatever.

[@justkon1789]

Zach, Tomar, and Chris are epic

[@roachdoggjr7393]

@@justkon1789 I dont think theyre not. Just not my sense of humour. I used to watch almost every oneyplays video bc it was nice to listen to but now I just watch compilations

[@crevice5369]

I love em all for different reasons

[@crevice5369]

@@roachdoggjr7393 yet you name your youtube channel after something from a vid that zach was in?

[@roachdoggjr7393]

@@crevice5369 yes

[@BenjaminsFilms]

Oh god... I was listening on my headphones at work, and when it got to 1:13:00 with Chris’ “this sounds so fookin’ deadly” I laughed out loud like a mental person.

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Chris's Dad (Ding Dong): Christopher! WAH-HOOO!!! Underrated moment

[@Natalie_Toshino]

My earliest memory was... I believe that I was two, and Queen's "We Will Rock You" was playing, and we were all stomping and clapping rhythmically, to it.

[@gagnorblu]

40:11 hearing Ding Dong getting amused enough by Chris' stories to genuinely laugh is so wonderful to hear.

[@bryangrassguy4111]

Honestly I'm super impressed that you go through all these videos for whatever you're doing a compilation on, keep up the good work👍

[@dannyperez8299]

“Sonic goes to the real world, dude,” will forever crack me up.

[@carterm.488]

I had something similar to The Simpsons test book. I would always get sheets in science class with questions about the scientific method surrounding Simpsons characters

[@shadefoxthepenguin]

My biology professor in middle school did something like that with genetics and spongebob characters. It was so fucking weird.

[@jwhispel1114]

It was SpongeBob scientific method worksheets for me. Funny thing is I have gotten the same exact one with no variation throughout middle and high school.

[@Hannie_Bananie]

For me it was my high school French class. She used the Simpsons family tree to teach us the French names for various relatives

[@knockrotter9372]

This is a super late reply, but in Spanish in highschool we learned with Spanish localization garfield comics

[@RSxMVxSN]

6:34 the way DD and Chris explain how this man can clamp down further than the average human is slightly unsettling and satisfying at the same time.

[@kidwithproblems8773]

Hearing Ding Dong’s school stories with Pokémon battle theme in the background makes it sound even more painful to imagine.

[@ColeMacho]

Ding Dong's stories from his school are good examples of why I'm a misanthrope. If you give people a drop of power, they just become losers who think they can fuck with everyone below them with no recourse, and sometimes they can

[@kalebspencer6310]

1:10- Chris is referring to the lovely gypsies that live here and move from town to town every time they get run out

[@McNottagoose]

Uh oh, don't you know that's a no-no word now? It's derogatory and no one deserves to be the victim of a micro aggression, not even roaming bandits.

[@stenhansenmaling1281]

@@McNottagoose I thought gipsyes was a slur towards like the rome people in Europe?

[@dr.aisaitl7439]

What made you like the Avalanche as an Irish person

[@kalebspencer6310]

@@dr.aisaitl7439 cause I played hockey during primary school and for some reason the Steelers/Broncos, Celtics/Magic, avalanche/bruins are teams you root for over here. I don’t know why tho

[@f-22raptorlandingzone30]

@@stenhansenmaling1281 I thought gypsies were from the middle east or some shit

[@alexandergriffith1825]

The last time i went to Sea World it smelled like pee and I found a rusty nickle.

[@deslacooda]

Fookin' epic mate

[@f-22raptorlandingzone30]

The fish are constantly pissing and it's mixing with the water what don't you understand about that

[@Subpar1O1]

That sounds so fookin' deadly

[@garrettlee9511]

Censor out the word they just said there.

[@michaelbullen3104]

You have NO clue, NO FUCKING clue how hard I was laughing at Matt eating a cockroach, I was crying.

[@parkeypence5974]

"Is this him with the remote?" Gets me every single time

[@tsutomu704]

14:57 My dad used to drink a lot, and once when I was 9 or 10 my sibling came into my room cus they heard a noise, and my dad was just drunk watching me sleep. So they said “dad?” And I woke up, and to be clear it’s like 2am, and he said “your mother and I are getting a divorce. She loves another man.” Then he walked out of the room.

[@michaelbullen3104]

Damn, that... That sucks...

[@tsutomu704]

@@michaelbullen3104 there is a good ending!! They stopped drinking and they are sober now, and life is good for me! It’s just a rather... creepy funny memory to look back on. No divorce, though.

[@michaelbullen3104]

@@tsutomu704 At least they’re ok now lol, musta been kinda crazy hearing that though

[@justkon1789]

@@tsutomu704 that warms my heart

[@Milkthrow]

So kids react to "Daddy looking at me" was real all along...

[@PlsPourAcidonMe]

Ding Dong's pizza story is really unsettling. I would've reported him again

[@bisectbrain]

I’m so hyped delo’s doing oneyplays comps now

[@notgaz]

i love the goku vrchat story so much. i can only imagine talking to goku in first person and having a conversation with him

[@Ros_iel]

Can you do a dingdong dissapointedly saying chris compilation

[@TheInfectiousCadaver]

as a 28 year old man with 2 kids. i still cry when i complete kingdom hearts 1 or 2. just brings back a flood of good memories i had being an only child out of a group of 3 brothers.

[@LantisSakuru]

This is a very good compilation~ I'm always appalled when I hear the shit Ding Dong's old school used to pull.

[@tarponpet]

I hate that 10 minutes after listening to that cockroach discussion, a cockroach ran across my wall...

[@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263]

You better reverse your curse.

[@gircakes]

What kind of nasty ass house do you live in?

[@DandyZero]

Manifesting ✨

[@masonmatt2145]

@@gircakes A normal house. Everyone's encountered a roach in their house at least once. Guess we all can't be perfect gods like you

[@goblico]

I really just sat here on the floor with my ds in hand and listened to all of this

[@stupid104]

I was literally playing my ds while watching the video

[@CoolGuy-ff9xh]

The best part of lets plays are the stories Prove me wrong

[@garybusey9941]

elderly methhead The hypotheticals, Robbie Rotten jokes, and feet stuff.

[@TheOtisUpham]

This is good. More oney please

[@AA2004]

The dude who put on Honest Trailers reminded me of a time where me and my cousin were watching Penguinz0. We were DYING of laughter, and my cousin's little sister was like "I want to put on a video", we were skeptical at first, but we let her. She put on Epic Rap Battles of History and we both wanted to commit suicide.

[@SlyHikari03]

Same. I hate when some people share vids with me.

[@awesomecoolguy8857]

That's really funny which one did she put on

[@AA2004]

Uhhh, I think it was like Hillary Clinton vs. Donald Trump or something

[@awesomecoolguy8857]

@@AA2004 aw man I though it was gonna be like Darth Vader vs Hitler

[@weenieboi3536]

@@SlyHikari03 god, same here. one time my boyfriend sent me a video that was super unfunny and i told him that i didn't find it funny and he got actually sad and i was like, "???"

[@user-fe8gx3ie5v]

I don't know why, but Cory bringing up how kids used to like making themselves pass out is so funny to me. I remember kids in my school saying they used to do that, too. It's so dumb.

[@alfieeast6231]

Been looking for some podcasty episodes to listen to while I work, thanks!

[@DoubleT4596]

This is probably one of the best comps ever.

[@McDoinky]

ding dong truly was the ultimate oneyplays guest julian fit in so perfectly, too

[@yuikol14]

This was like a podcast, awesome work guy

[@astrofistus9516]

That story about your parents getting knocked out with gas and robbed blind really hurt my soul for your mum. Yeah, women go through a lot but we are resilient and that’s why it’s good to develop a dark sense of humor about all things.

[@yojeli]

It's not that deep

[@kiara-ir5bz]

@@yojelieasy for you to say when your parents haven’t been gassed and robbed

[@LILBABYN0THING]

​@@yojeli idk it is pretty fucked up

[@MrFoxInc]

Somewhere around 1:25:00 you included them talking about older Pokémon generations and what they like and what they don't like, and that's not exactly a story but I enjoyed it a lot anyway, so thank you this is perfect

[@dogdog53]

I love chris' stories about Ireland.

[@shottysteve]

great job! ty for putting episode titles

[@xavior4real]

omg thx for this. this’ll help with the quarantine boredom

[@charliebarkin100]

All of these are amazing, but 14:15, especially the “daddy looking at me” part always makes me laugh

[@StillSevered]

“my daaaaaAAAAAAAAAADD” literally me when people interrupt 42:18

[@EBjeebies1081]

A good method I've learned to adapt if you're frequently getting interrupted in conversation is to just keep talking. Don't raise your voice, don't cut yourself off, just finish your sentence. As cringe as it sounds you gotta treat it like a war of attrition. It won't fix the problem right away but eventually you'll notice people interrupting you less frequently

[@graciana.13]

thank you beast man for this fucking almost two hours of funni guys tellin stories i love you more than u can ever imagine

[@Goochbag8]

NOTHING beats Irish anecdotes.

[@floatinghamstick]

My favourite is Irish stories where they always go off on a random tangent that doesn't have anything to do with the actual story.

[@Squiddlewheel]

The truck simulator segment makes me wanna go trucking with Chris DD and Julian and listen to their stories on the open road

[@CamCoEntertainment]

What a great compilation, honestly

[@ViltrumiteIsRite99]

An hour in, and this goes great with my soul-crushing warehouse werk!

[@DerekHG]

Love to see more and more people making oney comps

[@JJ_Animation86]

I liked their Pokemon figure discussion. I remember owning those Pokemon figures when I was into the anime as a kid.

[@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263]

Paulo Penado My sister had one of the collectible marbles of Polywrath and I was so amused by it. That was over a decade ago and now I’m living with another family (it’s a long story. I am still in contact with my birth family) and my first time in my boyfriend’s bedroom he had a pouch of the marbles. He recently let me have them.

[@xXRickTrolledXx]

Chris is a gem that must be treasured

[@jmonkey106]

brobrobro.. you doing oneyplays now? Fail. Just kidding gamers, its epic!

[@noahcisneros3681]

jmonkey106 please.. take my wife

[@goldengengars1145]

kachigga my nigga Take my life’s savings

[@dervs1679]

Comedic genius 11/10

[@skelskii8608]

ok zach hadel rip off chill out

[@noahcisneros3681]

Skelskii what the fuck did you just say? Huh? You little punk?

[@Bashuraptor]

It makes me happy that the funny boys appreciate teachers who care Also, Chris' sister was mean

[@jacobjonesofmagna]

This was great, I'm glad you're doing oneyplays now

[@cracklasco]

I love you for making this

[@GamblerOfFate777]

Sonic goes to the real world dude.....

[@OrbitalDeathRay]

“Sonic goes to the real world, dude.” I almost threw up from laughter.

[@nobody2021]

goku existing would be terrifying, not because of how powerful he is, but because people come to earth to destroy it and he tries to make the fight fair for his personal enjoyment. he's willing to gamble with the lives of his loved ones and everyone else to have fun. fuck that. if someone like that existed, i would want them to give no shits about fairness, i want them to do anything they can to gain an advantage to increase the likelihood of them winning the fight and saving the world as much as possible.

[@weenieboi3536]

1:44:28 reminds me of my grandma. she's 72 and gets very frustrated with technology (understandably) to the point where she starts yelling at whoever is helping her and it drives me nuts. i get that technology is hard for old people but holy shit it doesn't help when they just decide not to listen to you and argue.

[@howdy2053]

at least one kid died every summer break while I was in highschool. One kid killed himself during the school year because his parents weren't supportive of him coming out as gay. I hated that highschool

[@slxxpyhollow]

Chris and his damned irish stories.

[@cartoongrump]

God bless u for displaying the source episode

[@matt0_o]

"matthew get back to class" is my favorite line in this video

[@clawzx1195]

"maybe the viewers love that too instead of noises, right viewers?"

[@clawzx1195]

ill be honest id take anything